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plantsonplutoart · 2 months
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Moonflower study dates! Because it’s possible to be both academic rivals and the best of friends 🌙🪷😌
James and Sirius are definitely sitting across the table drooling over them
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alexsays-no · 1 month
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Happy Birthday to one of the man I love the most ♡♡♡
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My light my love ♡
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Remus: what happened again??
Regulus: well I was walking outside and I saw James, so I just came to kiss him…
Remus: and??
Regulus: he rejected me! So I tried again, he rejected me again!
Remus: maybe that wasn’t him?
Regulus: do you know any other gryffindor who can talk to a dog while playing with a golden snitch?
Remus: a dog?
Regulus: yeah that black dog
Remus: what did you say to James exactly before leaving
Regulus: he is the one who left! I said to him that he was less shy last night and he ran!!
Remus: I’m sorry for your loss
Regulus: what
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aithusarosekiller · 2 months
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James: climbs through the window of his own house
Sirius, watching the tv: hey
James: *scream* how the hell did you get in my house??? I thought Remus took your key away because you kept disappearing and inviting yourself over here??
Sirius: Reg gave me yours
James: so I just had to climb through MY OWN KITCHEN WINDOW because I didn't want my husband to know I lost my key again...and all along HE'D GIVEN IT TO YOU?
Sirius: he wanted to know how long it would take for you to say somthing
James: ...
Sirius: you love me too much to be mad at me, come here, I have popcorn
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moondustinfj · 1 month
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James *poking Remus*: Remus. Remus. Remus. Remus wake up. Remus. Remus.
Remus:
James: Remus. Remus. MOONY!!
Remus: OH MY GOD, WHAT??
James: Oh good, since you're awake-
Remus: *groans*
James: -your plan didn't work
Remus: What plan?
James: When you told me to throw confetti over Regulus' head to get him to date me
Remus: I specifically said 'Do NOT, under any circumstances, do that James'
James: Exactly! That's basically telling me to do it!
Remus: It didn't work on Lily, how the hell did you think it would work on Regulus
James: I couldn't have known!! They're such different people!!
Remus: And which parts of those "differences" made you think Regulus Black would be more receptive to being thrown confetti at in front of the whole school
James: Crouch and Rosier still laugh hysterically every time they see me..
James: So what do you suggest I do? Make even a grander gesture in front of everyone??
Remus: No! What-
James: Maybe sing him a song??
Remus: I-
James: That I wrote??
Remus: You're INSANE
James: On my guitar??
Remus *checks the watch*: It's 3 AM James go f-
James: In the great hall??
Remus: I don't even care at this point
James: You're a genius. I knew I came to the right person
Remus: That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard and I feel like I should call Regulus to warn him about you. But you seem convinced so. God bless. *slumps back to bed*
James: Do you believe in god Remus?
Remus: *voice muffled by the pillow* I believe in hell. And I'm in it.
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pearlynia · 28 days
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Remus and Regulus discussing about books
Sirius, sighing dramatically: Prongs, the light of my life, since our boyfriends ditched us for each other, why don't we get married!?
James, wiping out fake tears: Padfoot, the love of my life, it would be an honor to marry you!
Sirius, fake crying: Moony, I'm dumping you for my soon to be husband!
James, fake sniffing: Regulus-
Regulus: Can you two shut the fuck up or get the fuck out, the adults are speaking.
Remus: Honestly you two, didn't Effie taught you to not interrupt your elders?
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not-rab · 2 months
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James: Reg have u seen my glasses?
Sirius: oh i’m not-
James: did i leave them in your bed again?
Sirius:
James: wait i found them
Sirius:
James:
Sirius:
James:
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lilyofthevalleyys · 3 months
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*Sirius fucks something up*
Regulus: Now why would you do that???
Remus: Well, he’s not the brightest star in the sky
Regulus:
Sirius:
Sirius: Did
Sirius: Did you just-
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Regulus: um Sirius, I have to tell you something. I’m gay-
Sirius: oh my god bitch ME TOO
Regulus: -and I’m dating your best friend
Sirius: I-
Sirius: oh my god bitch ME TOO
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Regulus: All in all, a 100% successful trip.
Remus: But we lost Sirius.
Regulus: All in all, a 100% successful trip!
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Important Conversations
Platonic Prongsfoot>>>
"Pads....I think I'm queer."
"Same, Prongs. Now pass the marmalade."
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"Padfoot...I like your brother."
"Eurgh. Are you sure? He's so...prickly."
"Yeah. I'm sure."
"If you're sure. Pass me my quill?"
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"Sirius? Reg and I are dating."
"I know, Prongs. You turn into a puddle around him."
"Right. Yeah...I....he's lovely."
"No, he's not. Now give me my Potions book."
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"Prongs? Do you like my outfit?"
"Erm. Yeah, it's alright."
"What?"
"What!?"
"Alright? How dare you insult me like this? I worked my arse off for hours on this jacket! I've never felt so betrayed! My best friend, too! How could you?"
"You look perfect, Sirius."
"Thank you! I know!"
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rhetorical-conscience · 4 months
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Sirius: I accidentally poisoned one of these cups and I don't remember which one.
Remus: How the fuck do you forget something like that.
James: ACCIDENTALLY???
Regulus: With the way this dinner is going, I hope it's mine.
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themarvelmarauder · 4 months
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Regulus: before you hear some dirty lies from someone else, yes I'm dating a gryffindor
Barty: Aw, i knew you'd get with James
Regulus: ha ha ha
Barty: does this mean we have to stop sleeping together?
Regulus: see another bed in here?
Barty: Oh yeah, you're totally my bitch forever
Regulus: so, about the whole gryffindor thing don't tell too many people
Barty: hey, you know me
Regulus: I mean don't tell my brother
Barty: *starts texting Sirius* you know me
Regulus: who are you texting? *phone starts ringing*
Sirius, on the phone: A GRYFFINDOR?! MY BEST FRIEND?! SCANDAL!
Regulus: that's not true. Who told you?
Sirius: Barty duh!
Regulus: that gossipy bitch
Barty: you know me
Regulus: BARTY!
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maluceh · 5 months
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lily: i’ve only known about padfoot for an hour, but if anything happened to him i would kill everyone in this room and then myself
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hrlx23 · 5 months
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Regulus after Remus told him about him and Sirius:
Ew why would you do that to yourself?
Sirius after James told him about him and Regulus:
EWWWW WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?
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moondustinfj · 3 months
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James and Sirius real life footage
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Be gay do crime 🤟
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