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sodamnbored · 2 years

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You know what. Annabeth not being blonde is fine. It is. But I have to admit, I really really hope that Luke is still going to be blond.

It’s really gonna ruin the running joke if the dead ones aren’t all blond.

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sunshines-child · 4 months

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Before TV show: Haha Nico has 2 blonde himbos busting their asses for his attention. After TV show: Haha Nico has 3 blonde himbos busting their asses for his attention.

#pjo #pjo hoo toa #pjo tv show #pjo show #nicodiangelo #percy jackson #jason grace #will solace #solangelo #jasico #percico #After A Kairos Moment: Haha Nico has 4 blonde himbos busting their asses for his attention #Look I know Aeon technically has white hair but it's blonde tinted okay.#Yes I know he's not a himbo let the joke be in PEACE #Too bad Tortellini is a brunette *whips out bleach*

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meadowmusing · 4 months

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My favourite unintentional effect of the casting for the new PJO TV series is Percy's new looks, which make him look similar to Will Solace. Nico is going to be like "dont worry guys I'm definitely over percy alright" and goes and dates the apollo-flavoured percy

Nico is not going to be beating the "still down bad for percy jackson" rumours any time soon lol

#i think i saw a post of someone mentioning it and i cant get it out my head #imagine being like yeah im over him! and then immediately dating the clone of him lmao #its also sweet cause it just emphasizes Nico has a type #charming blonde guys with bright smiles #ahhh the moon always falls for the sun dont they? ☺#tho i know this wont be relevant for a good while but eventually the joke is there haha #pjo #percy jackson #nico di angelo #will solace #pjo tv series #pjo books #percy Jackson and the olympians #pernico #percico #nicery

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spacedhuh · 3 months

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one of the best things this show has given me is that nico's got a thing for blondes

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griffinborn · 2 years

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Black Annabeth this, Blonde Percy that, it’s not important. What is important is that Walter is taller than Leah.

And I for one will not stand for it. Percy being shorter than Annabeth throughout their puberty is really important to me. Let’s brainstorm solutions for that people. This is important!!

#pjo cast #walter scobell #leah sava jeffries #just to be clear #this is a JOKE #So fckn excited about the casting #I’m already dreaming about #Leah looking at Walter and deciding #this twerp is a perfect bait #oh my god Leah keeping her original hair #but in certain light it looks GOLDEN #cause that’s the description #not blonde GOLDEN #soo excited!!#percy jackson #percy jackson disney+#annabeth chase #pjo adaptation

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stanning-reyna · 2 years

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Hey why do you dislike lule castellan? I know he did some bad things, but in the end he was just an angry boy, the gods were awful enough to elicit that anger tbh

Yeah I think his anger at the gods was understandable (they really suck ass especially when it comes to their kids) but the reason I hate him is because of the way he manipulated the young people around him

Luke is 7 years older than both Annabeth and Percy. Annabeth had known him since she was a 7 year old girl and always looked up to Luke as an older brother. In ttc, Luke (a 21 year old man) took advantage of the way Annabeth cared for him to trick her (a 14 year old girl) into holding up the sky, leaving her to suffer. Regardless of Kronos’ role in this plan, Luke still extorted Annabeth’s child-like faith in him and good-nature-ness to his advantage.

Luke is 5-6 years older than Silena. In tlo, it was said that Silena spied for him because “he was charming” back at Camp. Betraying your friends just for someone who’s charming? That doesn’t make much sense, especially considering Silena was 16-17 in tlo and Luke was 23. Chances are Luke once again took advantage of a young person who looked up to him when she was younger to aid his cause for Kronos.

#i hope this explains it well!#i should mention i also have a personal bias against blonde men but i think that’s more of a joke #heroes of olympus #pjo #hoo fandom #hoo series #pjo fandom #percy jackson #pjo series #percy jackson and the olympians #annabeth chase #luke castellan

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lepidopteragirl · 2 years

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hold on mutuals rb this w who u main in this fandom and then other top Guys (gender neutral) so the people can collectively analyze the commonalities i think it will be funny

#for me cq ofc and then also peeta mellark finnick odair sophie from the woods beyond sge #leo valdez pjo!!!!#also jesper six of crows omg #and electra heart doesn't rly count bc no story just lore but she is a blorbo in my heart blorbo from my songs #okay so immediately noting leo & cq as an outlier as the only non blondes #hm okay that looks like it tho #<- joke

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valentinoknives · 1 year

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tower of nero

#im funny laugh #ha #ahh #ah #flgow #he glows and hes blonde thats the joke....#will solace #nico di angelo #apollo #toa #tower of nero #pjo #riordanverse #percy jackson #the trogs #hoo #im not funy sorry

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bbg-mikewheeler · 2 years

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yknow at first i was really against blonde percy but the more fanart i see the more i warm up to it and now i honestly can’t see it any other way

#imagine the dumb blonde jokes that could be made #i’m actually excited for it #plus anything walker does will be perfect #walker scobell #percy jackson #pjo series

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miojodetomatin · 2 years

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I’ve only had the cast of the PJO for like what? two weeks? but if anything happens or someone bullies them, I will kill everyone in this goddamn fandom and then myself

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la-la-dusty · 2 years

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Letting everyone know this right now that if I see any stupid ass racist comments about leah playing annabeth I will debone you like a fish

#oh but what about smart blonde girl representation 🥺#shut up #that was a weak ass arc and you know it #and if thats really what you cared about #then fucking google blonde black girls #this is not a joke #i will deadass fight for this kid #pjo tv show #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #pjo #pjoverse #pjo adaptation #rick riordan

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dreams-and-bones · 2 years

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I started reading the Percy Jackson books when I was ten, as they were first coming out. I felt an immediate connection with Annabeth. She was a 12-year-old blonde girl who was tough, and smart, and brave, and a huge nerd. I was a scrawny blonde 5th grader who was smart, and tried to be tough, and tried to be brave, and got a lot of “dumb blonde” jokes lobbed at me. I loved seeing myself in Annabeth. She meant a lot to me growing up - and her character still means a lot to me now, 16 years later.

And. I am so, so excited for Leah Sava Jeffries to play Annabeth Chase. I am so, so excited for Black girls to see themselves in her too; to see themselves portrayed as tough, and smart, and brave, and nerdy. I am so excited for all the kids watching this show to see Annabeth Chase as a Black girl. It meant so much to privileged little me to see a smart blonde girl fight and think and love her way through the world of Percy Jackson and I believe with my whole heart that it means even more to see a smart Black girl do that. Blonde Annabeth was important to me, and so is Black Annabeth. These things are both true.

I hope that Disney and Rick do Leah justice. I am confident that Leah will do justice to Annabeth.

I am so excited for this girl, and I am so excited to see PJO come to life in a way that reflects the heart and soul of the books I grew up with.

Here’s looking at you, Annabeth Chase

#I AM SO EXCITED FOR ALL OF THEM #also I’m def starting a PJO blog so I will not be quite as annoying on main #if you want to follow that the bones are up at daughterofriptide #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #PJO #annabeth chase #annabeth #pjo series #Leah Sava Jeffries #edited to be ‘this show’ instead of ‘this movie’ bc I am a dumb butt

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skeelly · 4 months

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evangelineshifts · 3 months

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I need to tell someone this at least.

So this new pjo show is a complete joke, especially to some of the oj book fans(like me) who are so disappointed by how it turned out. The acting was stale(actors weren’t given anything to work with so fair), the visuals weren’t anything to speak of, the plot was nonexistent, everything was going too fast or too slow at all the wrong times, there was so much telling and almost no showing it felt like a voiceover or something, not only did they completely change what happened in half of the original book but they also added new and completely unnecessary scenes, to top it off the episodes were 30-40 minutes long with each episode having a budget of FIFTEEN MILLION DOLLARS. From the start of this they already messed it up, they promised a book accurate series but they’d be better off calling it loosely based (Percy is supposed to have black hair but his actor has blond hair and they expect me to like it??) they changed everything that didn’t need to be changed and the quality was so bad it makes me sick, and everyone is defending it and they’re all saying how good it is and yet there’s almost nothing good about it at all. And everyone’s defending the actors ‘oh they’re just kids’ they’re also getting paid to do this why aren’t they showing any emotion??? So it completely ruined any chances of this show being good and now I’m getting it practically shoved down my throat by every app and site I visit so it’s just sickening me even more and I’m trying to leave it alone but nobody is letting me because they’re saying how ‘good’ and ‘accurate’ it is. And rick(the book author) said he chose the cast because they were the best for the characters but none of the cast was actually good in this series(they were more in character out of it and that’s a whole nother slap in the face), the best thing I have to say about them is that their best performance was when they weren’t in the scene over explaining(which was almost never) the show never gave us any time to figure things out or be interested because it’s just so badly written it drags down everyone else involved. So now not only at i waiting for the ‘real’ pjo fans to realize that this show sucks but I’m also waiting for this show to get cancelled because it know it will. It sucks, and after waiting almost a decade this feels like a slap to the face. Why? Why would they completely change almost everything that made the books good? And I feel like what’s worse is that whenever anyone puts out any valid criticism on how little they stick to the book(making Percy blond, making clarisse skinny and not masculine) they get harassed into silence as if that’s a good argument? Is it so hard to put on a wig or some eye contacts or smth? You’re telling me these bland script writers are all they could find with a 15 million dollar budget? And where are the new faces? Everyone in that show is some kind of nepo baby or well known celebrity so that doesn’t work either. And it hurts so bad how they butchered the books to make this knockoff barely well thought out show. I hope this show never gets a season two because I’m actually sick thinking about how they’re gonna butcher that book.

I agree with some of the stuff said here except for the things to do with the actors. I think with the material given they did an excellent job with what they had. Their emotions were more in micro expressions which is really all they could do cause the setting was so serious and not in an action type way (which is when actors usually get to use big facials) through out the majority of the show. As a viewer I can understand why you think they’re acting was stale or emotionless but as an actress myself I can see it was anything but. They did really well considering the circumstances. And as for looks I really don’t see the point of making a big fuss cause that’s one thing I do agree with Rick about (one of the only things) as long as they embody the characters they can play them. And you can tell that from the way they act at the very least outside of the show that they do embody their characters amazingly. There’s no doubt in my mind about why they were casted. I do think that RR was a bit in over his head when trying to be so involved with the making of the show. I feel like overseeing the writing process just to make sure that they’re getting it right would’ve been enough but I think he got a bit too excited to try and make this something memorable and to his liking that he sort of overshot it. I wish there was a way that they could like redo season 1 or make some sort of redemption in season 2 but I’m a bit skeptical. These kids deserve a shot though, I’ve been following them all since the casting announcement and they’ve been working their ASSES off. They all read and reread the source material, they made an effort to interact with the fans and give as much insight as possible to the filming process, the kids themselves made an effort to become good friends with one another which really they just had to be friends at the least but they have frequent sleepovers and hangouts all the time from what I can see. They really care about this project and I think that in and of itself means that it’s worth fighting for. If not for Rick, for them and for the fans who DO like the show. They deserve their chance.

I do appreciate you feeling comfortable enough to share your thoughts with me!! Your opinion is completely valid and understandable!!

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punkeropercyjackson · 2 months

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Is the Pjo fandom aware that Percy is like.......actually not a normal person.Not the demigod thing,i mean he's neurodivergent and has mental illnesses from trauma so his set of beliefs,thoughts,onward actions and tastes are completely different from society's ideals and norms.It's not like he acts the way he does as a joke or to look cool,it's kinda a big thing he can't stop acting like himself no matter what???It gives him self-eestem issues but it really is for the better for everyone involved because it makes him an actual role model for irl troubled kids who got to read him grow all the way up until adulthood alongside us and him never masking being potrayed as what made him the best and realest hero in the whole franchise

He's never been tempted to join the gods and talks shit to them because he has no interest in power and they're child abusers who run an oppressive system,not because he's a BAMF and 'sassy'.He dosen't try to cover up his 'sensitive' and 'soft' emotions because he thinks they're stupid,it's a defense mechanism from growing up with an abusive stepdad,ableist bullies and teachers and a society that expects peak masculinity from him despite his desire for femininity instead and there's a reason why almost all his friends in the og series were girls and he insults other guys based on being too manly

Related to that,her complete lack of romantic interest in Nico wasn't because she's 'a tragically straight boy' but because she's A)At least only partially a man(transfem bigender)and he's gay and B)Too old for him and has some damn decency so she loves and treats him like her little brother and pseudo-son instead and she shouldn't be expected to return his feelings,much less be called a bad person for not,when she never fucking said she likes him or flirted with him and he loves her as his older sister/brother and sees her as mom/dad back and she also proceeds to do the same with Hazel within ONE book of knowing her since she's in the same parental situation as Nico and she used to take care of Tyson before he moved in with Poseidon and of Bianca as well before she died

Her loving and dating Rachel at one point wasn't 'toxic' or 'unrealistic' or especially not 'one-sided',they were just two teenagers finding solace in eachother due to similar experiences and being happy to indulge in the other's interests to the point where it became some of their's too and y'all deserve to get smacked upside the head for having the AUDACITY to make fun of her when Percy was all over her and Jason more than he was Book!Annabeth's little femcel ass(not you Leahbeth,never you Leahbeth)and erase her to say 'Percy's type is blondes' as if any actual punk like Percy would be into someone because they live up to traditional standards and when she hates 2/5 of the blondes y'all are talking about(Luke and Apollo)and her demisexual ass barely knows 1/5 of them,them also having an actual canon bf(Magnus + Alex)

They never wanted to be normal or special,they wanted to be ACCEPTED.They're an outcast because they can't hide who they truly are even though none of what makes them different is bad but they're not this or they're so that so it can't possibly be actually good that they're the way they are and do the things they do and that's how they get treated in-universe AND by bloggers who have 'a woman's place is in the revolution' or 'Boykisser' on their theme but get squeemish at the thought of positive change or queerness that's not packaged shipping tropes.Percy Jackson's not suddenly 'the standard protagonist' instead of a staple of representation for freaks because you're a poser

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jasontoddssuper · 6 months

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Even if saying characters 'have a thing for blondes/redheads' wasn't racist(and it is,because blonde hair and red hair are eurocentric features),y'all always find a way to make it gross anyway.The Pjo fandom has Percy crush on older men when he was a minor up until 2020 and started the franchise at 12 AND one of said men is a canon serial child abuser with Percy himself being one of his victims,the Rwby fandom excuses Blake's male love interest stalking her for months to make that hc work,the DC fandom includes Dick's younger brother in it and the worst offender(that i know of)is that literally everyone blonde the Miraculous Ladybug fandom says Marinette 'has a thing for' is abusive to her.Like is choppy ass bi representation and overdone jokes really worth potraying shit like this in a lighthearted and positive way?Is it really?

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