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wait one thing I really hope they don't change is Percy and Annabeth just waltzing right into Medusa's lair while Grover's in the corner having a panic attack like "Guys somethings wrong about this place we should leave" and then Dumbass #1 and Dumbass #2 are like "Ugh shut up Grover you're being rude"

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annabeth: this seems impertinent

percy: i am impertinent

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*The one and only Kaz Brekker, the Demjin, the Bastard of the Barrel, the Monster himself after stabbing that dreg's leg*: I recommend a cane

My asexual ass:

#the asexual urge to simp for kaz #you know what i mean

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Kaz in the epilogue of Crooked Kingdom, watching Inej carve Pekka Rollins' chest:

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the way ellie says “where are my clothes” in the car after leaving the fireflies. in just the last episode she was violated by a man and now she wakes up after clearly being knocked unconscious and even though she knows she’s safe with joel. the pain in her voice

#tlou #ellie williams #joel the last of us

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GIVE ME THE WESPER ANGST. THE HURT. THE PAAAIN.

and not the “oh my god they misunderstood each other over something that could’ve been solved by basic human communication🥺👉👈”

NO!

I WANT WYLAN TIMING HIS EXPLOSIONS WRONG AND JESPER GETTING CAUGHT IN THE FALL OUT AND HE CANT FIND HIM THROUGH THE DUST AND DESTRUCTION

WYLAN MOVING AT THE WRONG TIME AND JESPER WATCHES AS HIS AIMED SHOT GOES STRAIGHT THROUGH HIM

JESPER GETTING BEATEN UP AND WYLANS HURT BUT DESPITE HIS PAIN HE STILL GETS UP AND TRIES TO DEFEND JESPER

WYLAN NOT GETTING AWAY FROM HIS OWN BOMB QUICK ENOUGH AND BLOWING HIS EAR DRUMS OUT OR GETTING BURIED IN RUBBLE

JESPER OWING PEOPLE MONEY AND GETTING CHASED THROUGH THE BARREL AND NOT BEING ABLE TO GET THE FIRST DRAW AND HE GETS WOUNDED BADLY

WYLANS DAD STILL SENDING PEOPLE TO TRY AND FINISH HIM OFF EVEN FROM HELLGATE SOMEHOW AND HE GETS CAUGHT ALONE IN A BACK ALLEY UNABLE TO GET BACK TO THE CROWS CAUSE HE’S SO HURT

JESPER RETURNING LATE FROM A JOB WITH KAZ AND WYLANS WORRIED BUT WHEN HE COMES HOME HE’S ONLY A LITTLE HURT BUT WYLAN GOES CRAZY

JESPER LOSING THE ABILITY TO SHOOT DUE TO A TEMPORARY INJURY

JESPER AND WYLAN GET CORNERED AND THINK THEY’VE FINALLY RUN OUT OF TIME BUT THEY’LL DIE PROTECTING EACHOTHER

WYLAN GETTING THROWN INTO A CANAL AND HE HAS A ‘KAZ’ TYPE PTSD FLASHBACK OF THE MEN TRYING TO KILL HIM ON THE BOAT TO THE MUSIC SCHOOL AND WHEN HE TAKES WAY TOO LONG TO RESURFACE JESPER JUMPS IN AFTER HIM (might write this one actually omg i’m a genius)

JUST. ANGST. PLEASE. I NEED YO SEE THEM SUFFER AS LONG AS THEY EITHER BOTH LIVE OR DIE TOGETHER AND LOVE EACHOTHER ALL THE WHILE I DO NOT CARE

#wylan getting his ear drums destroyed by a bomb and not being able to hear and the crows are all ‘we can write him notes to communicate #it’s okay’ but jesper knows that isn’t a doable solution but can’t just tell everyone that and the ANSGT

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Jesper said "we need a demo man" Kaz heard "I need a man" so he got him one

#kaz: if i get you a bf will you stop asking me for gambling money #jesper: what

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I like shadow and bone a normal amount

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Wylan Van Eck this, Wylan Hendriks that, how about Wylan Fahey ?

#hmmm

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incorrect sab subtitles part (?/?)

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*s&b spoilers*

y’all we were fucking played. the amount of time we spent analyzing that photo of inej and kaz standing together by the fire? the hours that we SLAVED away piecing theories together and analyzing what deeper meaning it could have to their canon development in the show? all for it to not have actually occurred and just been inej’s poison-induced-somewhat-horny dream? i feel played.

#that being said i’m glad we got it #jesper wants his mom and inej wants kaz to hold her hand that’s real #s&b season 2 #inej ghafa #kaz brekker

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give me more of Percy and Grover's empathy link.

give me random emotions flitting through their connection. give me Percy, confused why he's suddenly filled with righteous indignation at the skate park. give me Grover, feeling rage that's not his spreading through him like a storm, and immediately knowing something's wrong. give Grover Percy's satisfaction when he kills a tough monster. give Percy Grover's delight at how good this enchilada is.

give me physical symptoms. i want Grover to IM Percy every time his sinuses get stuffy and tell him to stop missing Annabeth so hard you'll literally see her this weekend. I want Percy to get a very specific kind of headache and immediately know that Grover's about to kill another oil company CEO, so he grabs the greek fire and goes to find Blackjack. i want Annabeth to notice Grover growing deathly pale, and when she asks, he just shakes his head and says, "we need to check in with Sally," and when they do, New York is in the middle of an unexpected cat 5 hurricane because she got mugged.

i want Percy to get sliced by a poisoned blade and Grover gets such a bad side stitch he can hardly move. i want Grover to get knocked out and four hundred miles away, Percy gets a migraine. i want Percy to get a toothache when Grover gets a bit of tin can stuck in his teeth.

i want so much more of these boys being so important to each other. i want my favorite best friends back.

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Sorry not sorry but, Kaz Brekker could learn a thing or two from Percy Jackson XD

#real

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annabeth: i bet he's thinking about the prophecy foretelling his death

percy: *thinking about how he's finally taller than annabeth*

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"beckendorf was percy's bisexual awakening" i say into the mic. the crowd boos. i head to the stairs, ready to walk out in shame, until i heard a voice shouting from the public.

"she's right!" says among the crowd percy jackson himself.

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You'll, i think we are not talking enough of that part in House of Hades when they are in the underworld and Archne attacks Annabeth from the back but Percy kills her almots by reflex and then he is like "she died too easily, she deserved worse" because he knew how she Hurt Annabeth and wanted her to suffer for that. Cause, yeah, that was hot

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I feel like its a good time to remind yall that when grover dies, he'll just turn into a plant instead of going to the underworld so he'll never be able to reunite with percy and annabeth ;)

#oh gee thanks for this