#pit babe alternative universe

[goldenquillarchive]

Love me out loud

a Idol!Kim and Bodyguard!Kenta AU!

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In a whirlwind of fame and scrutiny, international k-pop sensation Minsu Kim retreats to his roots in Thailand, seeking solace from the chaos.

As whispers of him leaving his company and his scandal follow him even there, Kim enlists the help of a bodyguard, to shield him from the relentless gaze of the media.

Around the people he loves most, and with the help of Childhood nostalgia, Kim discovers unexpected truths about himself and his heart, leading to a journey of self-discovery and perhaps even love.

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→ this au on ao3

→ X pt.1

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→ Info 1

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→ Playlists

→ pt. 1

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→ pt.6

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→ pt.12

updates happen when they happen

this is a piece of FICTION, nothing in this is to be taken 100% seriously, none if this is real.

These are FICTIONAL characters.

this is purely made up on headcanons and ideas, none of it is canon.

don't like don't read!

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[agendabymooner]

part of you ! daniel r. x ofc (måneskin member! ofc)

“in the heart of me there’s a part of you”

summary: it’s 2024. lorelei hester ‘lester’ alessandro ricciardo returns to wreak havoc but as a married woman as she wonders what to get her husband for his 35th birthday. it turns out, there’s nothing better than a gift that she already planned on getting him.

content warning: sequel for rush series, married!ofc and married!danny ric, instagram posts, use of explicit language (maybe), pregnancy announcement, mobile app is used making this so it’s kinda icky, everyone asking for a mini ric

note: I GOT ACCEPTED INTO UNIVERSITY (I think). F1 TEAMS MEDIA RELATIONS HERE I COME 🤩🤩

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ethaneskin BABY ALLIE-RIC!!!! liked by loricciardo and danielricciardo

user1 OMGGGG HAPPY BIRTHDAY INDEED

user2 omg 😭😭 this is the best thing to have ever happened to me and I’m engaged

landonorris zio lando’s bout to be the best zio of all zios 🫡😩

estebanocon noooo baby ric’s really going to choose their estie bestie over you 🙄

fernandoalo_oficial congratulations lori and daniel! really happy for you two ❤️ liked by loricciardo and danielricciardo

danielricciardo thanks man! we can’t wait for your little one to pop out soon— i’m sure thetrishalonso would kill to have our baby ric over for a playdate.

thetrishalonso oh pleaseee! baby ric would be an amazing addition to the paddock kids club 🥰

tillywolff omgomgomg finally 🎉 we’ve been wondering if lori’s finally told you about your little! congratulations danny and lori!!! can’t wait to see the little one (toto said that you’d probably have a boy) liked by loricciardo and danielricciardo

danielricciardo i trust toto— i know he’s guessed it correctly three times so i know he isn’t wrong in this one 🤩

ykaaar congratulations!!! can’t wait to be the best godfather ever to this little one 😍😍 liked by loricciardo and danielricciardo

loricciardo didn’t you tell my husband about having the best years of his life if we had a child???

ykaaar i meant that literally <3

loricciardo coglione 🙄

user3 pilfs in the making 😭😭😭 liked by danielricciardo

danielricciardo that’s just my wife 🫡❤️

loricciardo i know they’ll just have the same curls as you <3

danielricciardo i hope they’re just as wild as you ❤️

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user1 ahhhh i can just imagine baby ric causing havoc in the pits 😩

scuderiaferrari they’re about to be our littlest big ferrari fan 😍 liked by loricciardo

redbullracing wrong 🙅‍♀️ liked by danielricciardo

yukitsunoda0511 congratulations lori and daniel!

user2 the cake and everything 😭😭 so happy for you two

user3 mama y papa 😳🤯 liked by loricciardo and danielricciardo

lewishamilton are we building a library for mini ric or what??? liked by loricciardo and danielricciardo

danielricciardo already halfway through lewis 🤩

lewishamilton my man 🫡

landonorris i call dibs on godmother role

colabebe fuck off, that’s my role

charles_leclerc can i get a gold star for not spilling out an oopsie? liked by loricciardo

loricciardo yes you can ⭐️⭐️ have two— you’ve done a good job at hiding those tests away 🤣

maxverstappen1 was that why he almost vomited when i tried barging in the room?!

charles_leclerc maxverstappen1 yeah try to hide four pee sticks in your pockets then you’ll see how i felt 🙄

danielricciardo can i say it…

loricciardo daniel no

landonorris DANIEL YES!

thomasraggi_ “i’m so glad my senior swimmers worked hard for this one” -danny in our group chat 2024

user4 😅 sometimes i wish danny isnt allowed to use any social media platforms

danielricciardo can’t wait for our little wombat to arrive 🥰 liked by loricciardo

loricciardo you have a bad habit of making things more aussie than it is.

danielricciardo there’s no italian alternative babe. what do i call them? our little parmesan? meatball?

loricciardo i hate you.

carlossainzjr little parmesan is now their new nickname ❤️🧀

loricciardo oh good 🙄 can’t wait to hear that coming out of jenson and martin’s mouths

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[le-trash-prince]

Crawling Towards the Sun (6978 words) by butai_trash Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: พิษเบ๊บ | Pit Babe (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kenta/Kim (Pit Babe) Characters: Kenta (Pit Babe), Kim (Pit Babe), Tony (Pit Babe) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Pacific Rim Fusion, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Drift Compatibility (Pacific Rim), Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alpha Kenta (Pit Babe), Omega Kim (Pit Babe), Stream of Consciousness, Pining, Implied/Referenced Abuse Summary: KimKenta Pacific Rim AU, Oneshot

"In your condition, can you pilot?"

Kim scoffed. "You think I'm ever touching one of Tony's machines again?"

"Not the drones," Kenta clarified. "Tracer Red. If I-" he paused and swallowed. "If I drift with you, will it be enough to get us- to get you out of here?"

Kim's eyebrows shot up in surprise, all traces of humor gone. Kenta felt the weight of Kim's sharpening focus. "You've drifted before?"

"Not with a human. Just- I was a test pilot. For the jaeger drones."

Kim stared at him for a long moment, thinking. Kenta didn't like to interrupt but- "He sent me here to kill you. It's either this, or I dump your body in the river and hope for the best." And I'd rather not do that, Kenta thought, but I will if I have to. He drew the gun and leveled it at Kim. "Can you pilot?" he repeated.

#pit babe #pit babe the series #kimkenta #kentakim #fic #my stuff #em post #i did it y'all #i don't know how i ever thought this was going to fit in a text post #kenta pit babe #kim pit babe

[tanith-rhea]

Hey babe!! I fucking love ur writing so much, you have no idea the amount of joy neighbours brought me. Miranda is so fucking underrated.

Speaking of the embodiment of wifey material, I was wondering if I could request a Miranda × fem reader fic? Maybe a past trauma of reader's has resurfaced, which Miranda knows about, and basically just cuddles her, let's her cry on her chest, and keeps her close, saying that she'll protect reader and when reader tells M that she's scared she might possibly be harmed; Miranda just holds her or towers over and says something like "They'll have to get through me first." Just lots of protectiveness from Miranda, I'm sorry if this is roo much

I'll hold you through the night

Alternatively: Knight in Shining Armour #2 - can be read as a stand alone, but I thought it fit well into that universe.

Your ex was getting out of prison. After five years and an enourmous ammount of therapy, you understood what had happended to you and why you were so dependent of him in the past. That didn't keep the illogical, traumatized part of you from feeling like it was all coming back again.

You got the phone call from Robin that morning, telling you your ex was starting on parole early for good behaviour. By the time Miranda came home you were in the bedroom, with no more tears to cry and too exhausted to feel the panic as intensely as the first few hours.

She found you dazed in the bed, with the same clothes you went to sleep in. You hadn't eaten, showered or even gotten out of bed for more than twenty minutes that day. Everything felt like too much.

You lived in another place. After a few months into your relationship, Miranda convinced you it was better to leave your apartment and all the memories it held behind and start new somewhere else. So it was illogical that he would go out of his way to find you for revenge and risk having to serve the rest of his sentence; that didn't change the dread lodged in the pit of your stomach.

"Oh, bird... everything will be fine." She didn't even ask, she knew. Robin probably asked her if she could tell you before calling. Without another word, she slipped under the covers with you; no comment on the smell of sweat or how knotted your hair was. She enveloped you in her arms and buried your face in her neck.

"You know nothing will happen, right?" she whispered and you felt yourself sob. You still couldn't really cry, but you were shaking and failing at breathing in no time, "No no no, love, I'm serious. Nothing will happen. If he gets as close as three hundred meters he'll go back to jail, remember?" that didn't even cross your mind it the last couple of hours.

In your panicked state, you completely forgot the restraining order and spiralled into thinking about the worst possible scenarios. Him armed, coming to kill you; you being kidnapped; Miranda confronting him and getting harmed. It was all too easy to give in to the most horrible of your imaginings.

"That doesn't mean he won't." You tightened your grip around her neck; your shoulders hurt from the tension and your throat felt constricted.

"It does." She said matter-of-factly, stroking your hair and goading you to look into her eyes. "Because even if he tries, he'll have to get through me first."

Her earnest, dead-set gaze never failed to make you believe anything she told you. She was so powerful with her strength and strong will that you couldn't help but feel safer when she was around.

You breathed in slowly, filling your lungs with air without breaking eye contact, and gave her the tiniest nod. She smiled softly and kissed your forehead before holding you close to her again.

"Tell me when you'd like a bath. I can wash your hair the way you like and make you dinner after. Sounds good?"

You could only hum in agreement, but you wanted a few more hours buried in the scent she only got after a long day at work before that.

Hope you liked this one! A hundred times sorry for the delay. I had the idea the moment I read your ask but never got around to writing it, there is no excuse. I hope you can forgive me. Thank you so much for the request, I went all soft while writing it 💛

#miranda hilmarson #miranda hilmarson x reader #female reader #angst #hurt/comfort #protectiveness #cuddling #top of the lake #whump #answered request #significant other reader

[hurlumerlu]

So what I'm taking from all this is that one could, if one wanted, pretty easily make a The Gifted Pit Babe Alternate Universe.

#and very few of these words are in the bible #the gifted #pit babe #i still haven't watched pit babe but i'm just saying #that we *could* take two fucked up premises and combine them to make them worse

[scarefox]

fic recs because these AU's are very neat

also AUs are so damn rare in BL fandoms for some unknown reason

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Welcome to Horizon! by Janelle24601 Rating: Mature Relationships: Babe/Charlie (Pit Babe), Alan/Jeff (Pit Babe), Kenta/Kim (Pit Babe), Babe and Kim Additional Tags: None Beta read, dystopian au, Fluff and Angst, Smut, Slow Burn, Charlie and Babe become a force to be reckoned with, Personality Tests, strange traditions, indoctrination, perfect society, Tony is a bad guy (what else is new), More tags as I go, Hunter Babe, Secrets, Living Together, working together, Underground group, Covert Operations Summary: In an effort to create a better world, all humans must take a personality test. If your personality does not meet the criteria set by the government, then you are sent to work camps. Where it is public knowledge that they live a horrible life of abuse, torture, and endless hard work for 18 hours a day. Charlie is about to turn 18 and take his test……….he fails and gets sent to a camp…….where he meets Babe ……….in the meantime Charlie’s brother Jeff has passed his test and met Alan who knew Babe before he got sent to the camp…….will the two couples team up and find out exactly what is wrong with the system, saving their friends in the process?

my 5 cents: sci-fi-ish DYSTOPIAN AU with giant creatures and danger zones, messed up society, Charlie is forced to live and work with Babe, Babe & Kim are kind of frenemies working together

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Blood Oath by MoontheNyx Rating: Explicit Relationships: Babe/Charlie (Pit Babe) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Vampire, Background Relationships, Vampires, Vampire Bites, Vampire/Vampire Relationship, Alternate Universe - Arranged Marriage, Arranged Marriage, Falling In Love, Angst with a Happy Ending, kinda enemies to lovers, everybody is a vampire, enemy vampire clans arranging marriage, charliebabe brainrot of mine continues nonstop, charlie doesn't have glasses this time because come on he's a vampire, Angst, Blood Oaths, Weird Plot Shit, if you like vampire fics just read it, both charlie and babe being more of assholes Summary: “I know this is hard for you, Babe. Do this for our clan. I’m sure you can handle a youth like Charlie.” Tony talked slightly softer to him this time. Tony was trying to get under his skin, telling him that he should be handling a fledgling. After all Babe was almost 400 years old, it meant he was four times older than Charlie, if he remembered Charlie’s age correct. Babe wasn’t the best listener out there even though his hearing was better than others. or Tony's favorite vampire child Babe being forced to marry vampire Charlie from the enemy clan.

my 5 cents: Vampires! who get horny over biting and blood! (this is what I miss in the vampire BLs we have atm), arranged marriage with some enemies to lovers, cool vampire lore, Way has a mystery ex husband 👀

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The Star Within by caesarcal Rating: Mature Relationships: Pooh Krittin Kitjaruwannakul/Pavel Naret Promphaopun, Babe/Charlie (Pit Babe), Alan/Jeff (Pit Babe), Kenta/Kim (Pit Babe), Pete/Way (Pit Babe), North/Sonic (Pit Babe), Dean/Winner (Pit Babe) Additional Tags: Science Fiction, Alien/Human Relationships, Alternate Universe, How Do I Tag, Adventure & Romance, Shameless Smut, The Author Regrets Nothing, No Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot Summary: A star had scattered years ago, its energy fragments falling to Earth and embedding themselves within the chests of select humans. These individuals were gifted with extraordinary powers, each one unique to the person they were bestowed upon. The Galactic Council had become increasingly concerned about the impact of these powers on Earth's fragile ecosystem and the balance of power among its inhabitants. After much deliberation, it was decided that a team of elite space force operatives would be dispatched to Earth on a mission to collect the scattered star fragments from the chosen individuals. Each member of the team was assigned to a specific person, someone who emitted a unique energy signature that could be detected by advanced space technologies. "Pavel, I'll assign this kid to you," Sailub said to Pavel. He tapped on the keyboard to send the human's profile to the space cat. The space cat nodded, he tapped his watch and a hologram of Pooh Krittin's profile came into view. Pooh Krittin. 21 years old. Height, 180cm. A university student, majoring in robotics and AI engineering.

my 5 cents: Pavel is an undercover space-cat-alien and gets bullied by cats in a cat café, what else do you need to know? 😂 Delicious conflict of forbidden love and hidden identity. Also there is some murderous creepy stalker after them.

#pit babe the series #charlie x babe #alan x jeff #poohpavel #fic rec

[cryingatships]

Finally posting a fic after so so long!!

Chapters: 1/4

Fandom: Pit Babe The Series

Rating: E (explicit)

Words: 3,560

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: North/Sonic (background blink and miss Pete/Way, Alan/Jeff, Charlie/Babe, and Kim/Kenta)

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Or Is it?, Alpha Sonic, Beta North, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Scent Marking, Smut, Angst, Angst with a happy ending, Friends to Lovers, Separations, Pining, Misunderstandings, Unreliable narrator, Insecurity, Hurt/Comfort, Dom/Sub undertones, Half drunk (scent drunk? cock drunk??) Sex, Sleeping together, Way Lives In This Fic :)

Summary:

North and Sonic are the best of friends. They have been together for a long, long time. Except now Sonic is leaving Thailand to make his debut in the international fashion scene... when will he come back? Will he ever come back? North doesn't know, but he hopes the best for Sonic, cause how can he ever wish anything else for his friend? But the night before Sonic's flight, they end up doing something that friends aren't meant to do.

Well, I haven't written for so long... This was nerve wrecking to post but oh well!

Updates every Wednesdays (Or Thursdays cause it's like 5am rn)

#northsonic #pit babe the series #pit babe fanfic #pit babe 2 #pit babe fic #pit babe #pit babe season 2 #ma fanfic

[absolutebl]

This Week in BL - I'm sorry but The Sign just WINS

Organized, in each category, by ones I'm enjoying most at the top.

Dec 2023 Wk 3

Ongoing Series - Thai

The Sign (Sat YT) ep 5 of 10 - Fun fun fun. I feel sorry for Yai dealing with these two doomed lovers fated mate drama queens. He got a queen of his own to look after, cut the poor boy some slack.

Meanwhile, if evil... why so shirtless?

Hold on peeps, gotta rip my shirt off in a v stripper way, might get blood on it. Not that I’m complaining. Also, a strap? Man after my own heart. 

Awe. Baby boy has magic sparkle punch!! Yay! 

Meanwhile Phaya is my current fav himbo. These two are beyond pretty together. I love the stark contrast in their fantasies about each other. Phaya's is a way more romantic. Normally I don’t like a white towel sponge bath, but that was the most effective one ever deployed by any BL plot since Love Sick. Well done writer's room. This show is FANTASTIC.

Last Twilight (Fri YT) ep 7 of 12 - I say this every week but I truly love this show. Another pair of great communicators, I love that BL is giving us this right now (rather than the usual run of plot driven by willful miscommunication). I’m sad D was mean to M but I see where they’re coming from (for the purpose of story & plot). And the boys did a great job. Jimmy’s so lovely in this role.

But seriously people: Where did those old shoes come from in the middle of a marathon?

Random park shoes! 

For Him (Thurs iQIYI) ep 4 of 10 - One of the most endearing things about these two is what good communicators they are. The sides are kinda cute: puppy+cat hyung romance. Love that for them (and me).

Twins the series (Fri GaGa) ep 8 of 10 - Sprite & First are so crush confession confused first-time tentative adorable. First got himself such a sweet troubled little puppy. What’s gonna happen when he finds out the big lie? 

Pit Babe (Fri iQIYI) ep 6 of 14 - Jeff and Alan are best boys, i see a glimmer of hope for Way. Omegaverse mpreg possibility confirmed. Trash watch happening here.

Cooking Crush (Sun YT) ep 4 of 12 - I finally figured out that it’s the alternating voiceovers that bother me with this show. It gives it a Japanese manga feel, but I’m not wild about that in my Thai BL. Doc being jelly was fun, tho. Tiny confessions and secret smiles do make me happy. It’s sweet. I’m liking it better this week. 

Bake Me Please (Mon Gaga) ep 5 of 6 - The conflict seems very manufactured. Okay, yes that's normal in BL, but you know what I mean... more than normal. Honestly? I’m on Guy’s side. Screw Shin, and not in a good way. 

Middleman’s Love (Fri YT & iQIYI ep 7 of 8 - I really don’t like it that Jade has to be cruel to Mai. And Mai cruel back. ButJade is sweet when he’s a calm and smiley and shy. Boyfriend ep next week  

My Universe (Sun iQIYI) Pisces of Me ep 18 of 24 - I just found this one extremely boring, I didn’t really enjoy any of the characters. And I think it might be incest? Ugh. 4/10

Night Dream (Sat YT) ep 2 of 6 - It’s a pain to track down and I really didn’t like the first episode so… DNF  

Ongoing Series - Not Thai

VIP Only (Taiwan Fri Gaga) ep 6 of 10 - It’s slow and sweet and fine but not great. Lovely little kitchen back hug. Not sure about the boy from the past. The mom character gave me serious PTSD. 

Sahara-sensei to Toki-kun (Japan Fri Gaga) ep 4 of 8 - No ep this week for JBL reasons. 

It's Airing But...

Playboyy (Thurs Gaga) 14 eps - Dear Playboyy, it's not you, it’s me… I hate you. You’re about as deep (and as palatable) as a shot glass of cum. While I'm sure you’re someone’s kink, you're my weakest link. I DNFed this at ep 5, and frnakly I'm impressed with myself for getting that far.

The Whisperer (Sun ????) 10 eps - Thai horror BL that ALSO involves cheating (what joy is mine). I don't think even the perfect single dimple can motivate me to watch. Word is... it's terrible.

7 Days Before Valentine (Weds WeTV) 10 eps - Giving me Luminous Solution vibes. I'm waiting to binge if safe.

Beyond The Star (Weds iQIYI) 8 eps - House of Stars meets Boyband. I was NOT impressed with ep 1. Been told I shouldn't bother.

What Did You Eat Yesterday Season 2 AKA Kinou Nani Tabeta? Season 2 (Japan Gaga) 10 eps - I find this series more fun to binge, so I'll be doing that when I have a spare day. Crazy work load right now so no idea when that will be. (End of year is a bear for me.)

Behind the Shadows (Korea movie) - This is a historical I was interested in, but I've been told they kill the gay so I'm OUT.

Dead Friend Forever (Thai Sat iQIYI) - horror, meh, tell me if it's worth my time?

IT'S NO LONGER AIRING INTERNATIONAL

Cherry Magic (Sat YouTube) ep 3 of 12 - yeah Japan put the smack down on our boys. Sadness. You can use a VPN if you like.

Next Week Looks Like This

I Became the Main Pole of a BL (Japan Gaga) ep 1 of 3 - AKA BL Drama no Shuen ni Narimashita: Crank Up Hen starts tomorrow.

Original 2023 forthcoming BL master post (see comments, some are inaccurate, NOT KEPT UPDATED). With the end of the year upon us I'll do an "announced for 2023 but never happened list" soon.

THIS WEEK’S BEST MOMENTS

I think this EVERY SINGLE TIME someone blows on a wound in an Asian drama.

Only Billy has the guts to give us an O face from a cuddle. (The Sign)

I do love it when a show calls out a trope. (Cooking Crush)

 A/b/o and sometimes e! The scene that broke tumblr. (Pit Babe)

(Last week)

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[talkfastromance4]

Are lily ,posy and Oliver helpings daddy deal with the stress of the album coming out in two days?

How about momma? Maybe a bj to help him relax?

I love this ask so so so much because you made it into the Luke&Lily universe 🥺 and the last part is *chefs kiss* I hope you like it!💕

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With the album only two days away, Luke wanted to have one last listening party with everyone over at the house. You were more than ecstatic to abide that because he's been nervous ever since he announced a solo album release.

The two of you spent many late nights discussing it, more of you encouraging him to write his heart out. Ashton helped as much as he could as hype man as well considering he released an album almost a year ago now.

You were all gathered around the fire pit outside letting Luke's ethereal voice serenade you into the summer evening. Lily and Posy loved to dance to his songs, they twirled and did their own version of a ballerina's pirouette.

You were sat on Luke's lap watching the girls dance and everyone else's reaction to his heart coming through. Ashton had his head pointed to the stars alternating his eyes from open to close humming along to the choruses. Calum sat forward with his elbows on his knees staring into the fire, Luke's words resonating with him on a deeper level.

Crystal held Oliver in her arms, a soft smile on her face as she rocked with the ballads. Michael had his arm around her, staring at Oliver with a look of concentration and admiration.

"This is what I had trouble with at this next bit," Luke murmurs in your ear. His arms tighten around your waist, his lips move against your shoulder when he speaks.

You listen intently but in your ears, it's all perfect and beautiful. You know this album backwards and forwards. When the kids were asleep you'd listen to all of his alternate ideas. It made you warm inside that he wanted to share this with you, this project that was just Luke; soft, tender, real.

Halfway through, Lily climbed onto Calum's lap and listened quietly with the rest of them. Posy snuggled with Ashton, she played with his bracelets on his wrists humming along to her daddy's voice.

When the album ended there was a moment of silence. Luke squeezed you again, his breath hitching and then everyone clapped.

"It's sensational, mate, well done," Ashton shakes his head.

"Yeah, it's perfect," Calum agrees.

"Thanks," Luke sighs keeping cover behind your shoulder. "I've been feeling like I'm going to throw up all week."

"Everyone's going to love it, Luke," Michael adds.

"That's what I've been telling him," you smile at him proudly. You brush back a curl from his face. "It's beautiful, babe, truly."

It wasn't very long until Posy and Oliver became fussy. Posy was clinging to Luke and Oliver's cries were of the sleepy kind. With hugs and kisses and more words of encouragement, they all left.

You could see the stress in Luke's shoulders as the two of you did the nightly routine with all three kids.

"Does this mean you'll be leaving sooner?" Lily asks him as he brushes her hair.

"Leaving? Where am I going, sweets?"

"With Uncle Cal, on tour," she's playing with the ears of her pink bunny. The pink bunny Luke gave her when he first met her.

"Oh. No, I won't be leaving. This record is more like...it's like a diary," Luke explains. "It helps me sort out my thoughts and feelings and music helps as well."

"I want a diary."

"I'll get you one," he smiles setting her brush down and kisses the top of her head. "Into bed, my sweet."

Oliver is in your arms and Posy is hanging onto your fingers as you enter Lily's room. Luke tucks her in kissing her forehead.

"Sweet dreams sweet Lily," he murmurs. "I love you."

"Love you dada," she smiles.

Posy hugs Lily goodnight and Luke scoops her up in his arms, her head falls heavily on his shoulder.

"Your turn for bed, love bug," Luke tells her and you follow them into her room.

Posy sets her in her toddler bed, making sure her purple elephant is right next to her. You're patting at Oliver's butt when he makes a noise listening in to the short story Luke is telling Posy. This one was about a fairy Princess named Posy who loved to dance and dream.

"Sometimes, she would sleep on a star," Luke's voice is hushed, his hand stroking over the top of her head. "And it would take her high in the sky so close to the moon. The moon watched over the fairy Princess Posy until the sun came and woke her up with a warm kiss."

"I think she's out," you whisper. Luke kisses her cheek then you give him Oliver to hold.

"Goodnight my Posy girl," you whisper and kiss her forehead.

You leave her door open a crack then move into Oliver's nursery. He's already been asleep for a while so Luke sets him in his crib gently. You let him talk to his son for a moment and hold out your hand when he turns around. Luke takes your hand warmly in his bringing it to his mouth for a kiss.

"I love you," he whispers, baby blues steady on yours.

"I love you."

You thought you'd be getting ready for bed and fall asleep together but Luke mentioned he left something outside. You shrug it off and did your own nightly routine waiting for him to return.

Thirty minutes went by and Luke still wasn't in bed with you. You make sure to grab the baby monitor before you go to find him. Sure enough, he's downstairs in his music room, the sounds of his album luring you closer and closer.

Luke's sitting on the couch, his arms spread along the back of it with his head against the wall. His foot is bouncing with the beat and he's singing along quietly to himself.

You can feel his nerves from the doorway and an idea sparks in your mind. You close the door behind you in case the girls wake up but they're out like lights so you're pretty sure they won't come in here. Oliver's monitor is placed on a pile of records and you move in front of Luke on the floor. You touch his knee delicately.

"Hey," he mumbles, his head still pointed towards the ceiling.

"What're you doing down here all by yourself?" you ask touching his other knee. You're silently rubbing up his legs in a soothing way.

"Thinking. I can't believe this is gonna be heard in two days," he rubs his face with his hand.

"You know what I think?" you ask stretching up over his legs, your palms sliding up his thighs to the center of his crotch. You stroke your thumb over his clothed dick in a teasing manner and that gets his attention. His head perks up.

"I'd love to know what you think, lovie," he exhales watching you.

With your eyes on his, you rub over his growing bulge until you think it becomes a bit uncomfortable.

"I think," you undo his pants and tug them down, down, down to his ankles. He helps kicking them off. You're still rubbing at his hips, and you press butterfly kisses to his thighs, up, up, up. "I think you need to relax."

"Yeah?"

"Mhm," you nod grabbing his fully hard dick in your palm. You stroke him slightly and you nip at his love handle loving the way his stomach clenches. "And I think I can help."

"I think you can, too," he smiles.

You turn your head to kiss his hip, then leave open mouthed kisses up his shaft until you're at the tip. You bat your eyes at him as you close your lips around his head, swirling your tongue over him. Your hand moves down with your mouth as you swallow him as far as you can.

"Oh, baby," he moans. His hand flies to your hair, not adding pressure but just to hold you. You hum at his moan as you lift your mouth off him only to go back down again.

Your mouth and hand work in tandem until he's slick with your spit then you fondle his balls with your fingers.

"Fuck, lovie, just like that. Mm," he moans again lifting his hips to meet your mouth.

"Like that?" you ask and he gasps at the vibration of your words. "You're so good, baby. Everyone's going to love your album."

"Don't talk about the album now," he nearly whines, "just keep--ah doing what you're doing."

You smile and bob your head back down, gagging slightly when his hips meet your throat. Luke's thighs clench beneath your fingers and you know he's close so you start to move faster.

"Lovie, lovie, lovie, lovie," he pulls you off him and onto his lap.

"I wasn't done," you protest.

"I want you."

A shared desire is exchanged in both your eyes and you both work quickly to remove your shorts and underwear. Luke guides himself inside of you and you slip over him easily.

"Look at me, lovie," he whispers.

When you do, he takes hold of your hips and thrusts heavily into you, you gasp loudly.

"Shh, shh, c'mere," he silences your gasps with his own mouth.

You rock your hips with him enthusiastically, feeling the pleasure rise up your neck and down to your toes. You're a mess of heated breath and pants, movements becoming jerky.

"Come with me, lovie...let me feel you," he murmurs. With a final snap of his hips, you cry out against his lips and he lets out a loud groan as he fills you up with warmth.

"Luke," you sigh resting your body heavily against him. When you say his name he smiles against you because what you really said was 'I love you.'

"I love you, too, Y/N. Thank you for being my everything."

"You're my everything," you frame his cheeks in your hands. "I'm so proud of you."

**

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Fleeting Reunions

Pairing: Johnny x Original Female Character|Reader

Genre: Alternate Universe - College/University, Romance, Fluff, Angst, Porn With Plot

Summary: Johnny and his girlfriend spend Thanksgiving Break together

Word count: 4.4k

Rating/Warnings: Mature / Explicit Sexual Content, Non-Happy Ending *Part 6 of my "The NCT Frat House Series"*

Author’s Note: Please enjoy my first Johnny fic! I feel like this one is a bit different from other fics in this series, but I really enjoyed writing a story for Johnny! I tried my best in my proofreads but apologies if I didn't catch them all.

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The weather. Mai hated the weather in the Midwest, and every Thanksgiving and Christmas visit back to her hometown was a reminder as to why she left Chicago for Miami. Once she made it into the passenger side of the silver Toyota Camry, she wiped the rain water off her face. She felt grateful that it was just rain, and not snow.

“Welcome home!” her boyfriend exclaimed as she looked at the driver. Johnny’s smile was as sweet as ever, but his once dark brown hair was a blinding gold blonde, his growing dark roots clashing with it.

She wanted to comment on it, but instead leaped forward and planted a big wet kiss onto his lips. Her tongue licked him, and his lips parted to capture hers. He sucked on her lips as she ran her fingers through his hair. A loud honk brought her back to reality, and she broke the kiss.

“I missed you,” she breathed against his lips.

“I missed you more,” he replied before giving her a soft kiss on the lips. “Buckle up. It’s the law.”

She laughed and did as she was told. Johnny was always confident on the road, even in bad weather. He talked about how he passed his week so far at home with his mom and aunt, going on endless store runs. It was always a produce or cut of meat missing as they prepared for the Suh Family Thanksgiving. His mom had been merciful and given him the day before Thanksgiving off to pick Mai up from the airport.

“We’re still on for my family dinner at 4:00 PM?” he asked her, looking over his shoulder as he merged into the left lane. “Your sister invited us to her Friendsgiving at noon, right?”

“Yup,” she replied. She stared out the window and shivered. Even with the heat blasting, the images of the freezing rain pouring outside made her cold. “My parents purposely went on their trip to California for the holidays. They were afraid Sue would invite them over to her place, and Mom can’t refuse. Otherwise that would mean she is mad that Sue moved out.”

“What’s out in Fresno, anyway? Farms and dirt?”

“Relatives,” she said with a grin. “I’m sorry. I shouldn’t talk about my family’s drama. Who’s making the turkey at the Suh Family Thanksgiving?”

“Whoa, touchy subject, babe. We should avoid my family’s drama, too.”

She laughed, and he joined in as he seemed satisfied that he was able to lift her spirits.

“That bad at the Suh household?”

“Any time someone needed a sack of potatoes or a thing of cabbage, I was running out of the house to HMart. Yesterday I made four trips to three HMarts to buy pork belly.”

“What about Costco or Sam’s?”

“They don’t come with the skin, which my mom and aunts like. Don’t try to shortcut, babe. HMart or you’re not a real Asian.”

“Why so much pork belly? Is someone making jeyuk bokkeum?”

“My mom,” he said. “She went to see your parents before they left for their trip. She wanted a bag of your grandma’s garden Thai peppers. She also, um, made sure your fridge was prepped for your return.”

“Babe, she didn’t have to,” she said, a familiar pit in her stomach pressing down onto her gut. “I’m only home until Sunday. Besides, my mom transferred me money on Venmo, in case I had to do any shopping for the house.”

“I know,” he replied. “Your mom told me the same thing, but I can’t stop my mom from doing what she does.”

“I’ll have to bake her a strawberry shortcake for tomorrow’s dessert.”

“Can you also make pumpkin cheesecake?”

“Of course, anything for you, babe.” She reached over and tucked his hair behind his ear. “When did you bleach your hair?”

“Erg, this stupid piss colored hair,” he groaned. “I lost at the Fall Lantern Fest Drawing Competition and Jisung bleached my hair as punishment.”

“Your NCT frat antics sound like so much fun,” she said, chuckling. “I’ve met Jisung?”

“No, he’s one of the newer members, youngest kid.”

“How long before you can dye your hair back to...not piss blonde?”

“Kun said after Thanksgiving, but my mom said before the Suh Family Thanksgiving.”

“What will Kun do if he finds out you did it before Thanksgiving?”

“Nothing. Can you help me dye my hair?”

“Of course,” she said, smiling at him. Her mind drifted to the empty house that would greet her. “It’s funny. Before college, my parents always wanted me home, but now that I’m in college, it’s like, they enjoy me out of the house so much they can’t stand it when I come back home.”

“Don’t think of it like that,” he said, glancing over at her. “You and I will have your parents’ house all to ourselves today. Just you and me, babe. You know how long I’ve waited to see you again?”

“85 days,” she said immediately.

The last day they saw each other was one day before he had to start school again. She’d been able to spend the last 2 weeks of her summer with him at his university, meeting his NCT fraternity brothers, sleeping in their chaotic house. She’d missed him immensely every day since he dropped her off at the airport.

When they arrived at her parents’ 2 story house in the outskirts of Chicago, Mai and Johnny took off their boots at the front entrance, and she locked up as he carried her suitcase up the stairs to her bedroom. As she checked the thermostat to make sure the heater was working properly, she heard Johnny rushing down the stairs.

“I’ve missed you so much,” he said, wrapping his arms around her body from behind. One hand snaked up to grope her breast while the other reached between her legs.

“John, babe,” she sighed out, reaching one hand up to grab his hair. His lips landed on her neck. “I’ve missed you, too.”

She moaned as his hand slid along the heat between her legs, his thumb pressing down on her clit. Using all the willpower she had inside of her, she grabbed onto his wrists and shoved his hands off of her. His lips had been sucking on her neck, and he gave an audible, “Oof,” as he lost contact with her.

“I think I should bake the desserts first,” she said breathlessly, shaking off her wool jacket. “And then we can dye your hair. Dinner, then sex.”

“Everything on a schedule,” he said, shutting his eyes, grimacing slightly. “Dinner at 3:00 PM sound good to you? I’ll order us a pizza from Piece. The extra fee on Grubhub is worth it, right?”

“That sounds perfect,” she replied, putting her hair up into a messy bun. “We should dye your hair before we eat. Maybe we should have gone to Target before coming home. We need to buy you some hair dye.”

“We’re not going to Target the day before Thanksgiving, are you kidding me?”

“Fine. You want to take me to Sally’s Beauty or Ulta?”

“Hey, my hair is part of who I am. I’m not going to let it be touched by another box dye kit.”

“Jisung traumatized you,” she said, throwing her arms around his neck. “Let’s go to the store first, so I can buy stuff to bake after we visit Sally’s. We can avoid the delivery fee and pick up pizza when we come home.” “See? This is why I need you here with me,” he said, wrapping his arms around her waist. “We know how each other think, and make the perfect plans together. So, it’s stores, bake, dye, pizza, and then finally, the most wonderful, sought after, sexiest of all pastimes, sexy times.”

“You’re such a goof,” she said with a chuckle.

Their lips collided as they both dove forward to kiss. Her hands were at his waist, tugging his shirt up while his fingers fumbled to undo the buttons to her jeans. She moaned against his lips as her fingers touched his stomach and the side of his body.

“Naked, now,” she breathed out when their lips parted. They broke apart and she began undressing as fast as her shaking hands and clouded mind would allow her. She was slipping her pink bralette off when Johnny pulled her to him, taking her hand into his and directed it to his half hard cock. He kissed her as her hand wrapped around it, and she stroked him a few times before reaching over with her other hand to massage his balls.

“God, you’re big,” she muttered when he broke their kiss to breathe in a loud hiss.

“Don’t,” he warned as he pressed his back to the wall, his knees shook as she began to stroke him faster. He had a point. She was too horny for foreplay, too. Just playing with his cock pissed her off that he wasn’t inside of her.

As if reading her mind, he took her hands, making her release his cock, before his arms reached down and lifted her left leg to wrap around his waist. She held onto his arms as his free hand reached down and slid two fingers into her cunt. He breathed heavily through his mouth as he captured her slick heat, letting it slide down his fingers.

She watched him cover his cock with her heat before he directed his cock into her. She thrust forward as his cock warmed her insides. He kissed her neck, and she wrapped her arms around his neck, mirroring his kiss. She grunted into his neck as she felt him shift them around so that her back was pressed against the wall.

Both of his arms hooked under her knees, and he thrust up into her, pushing her up against the wall. She moaned out his name, and his tongue licked the crook of her neck. She planted her hands onto his neck, moving up to cup his face. He pulled up and she captured his gaze as he continually thrust up into her. He shut his eyes and she moaned as she felt his cock hit her sweet spot.

“Babe! Yes!” she moaned out before pulling him in for a sloppy kiss, her tongue licking his lips.

Their lips were locked, his tongue pushing against hers when he pushed deep into her, causing her to come. She held onto him, and clamped her walls down on his cock. He grunted as he slammed into her in hard, haphazard thrusts. They came down from their orgasms together, their kisses turning soft. He was peppering gentle kisses against her lips when she rested her head onto his shoulder. He carried her to the couch, laying her down as he sat beside her.

“I missed you so much,” she was the first to speak. She sat up slowly, wrapping her arms around his waist.

“Are you going to apply to grad school at Berkeley or NYU?” he asked. “Or are you thinking of staying at Miami State? I heard they have a good Psychology Studies program.”

“I don’t want to talk about that,” she said, shutting her eyes. The uncomfortable pit had returned, just as she’d forgotten about it.

“Why not?” he asked, nudging her. He rested his hand onto her chin, lifting her head up to look at him. She opened her eyes to see him frowning slightly. “We have to talk about what we’re going to do next year.”

“Not now?” she said. She tilted her head up further and gave him a gentle peck on the lips. “Today is our blissful day together. After Thanksgiving will be our adult talk. Is that OK with you?”

“On your schedule,” he said with a sigh. He kissed her. “We’re supposed to be going out for hair dye and pizza.”

“I couldn’t help myself with you looking so sexy,” she said, running a hand over his stomach. She felt herself grow warm as her hand drifted up to his chest. They kissed.

“You better stop,” he said against her lips, “or we’ll be fucking on the couch.”

“Stop me, then,” she teased, her thumb brushing against his nipple.

He groaned, pushing her down onto her back. Their lips met as he entered her. Their kisses were a sloppy, saliva filled mess as he thrust furiously into her. He came quickly, and as he pulled out of her, she sat up to grab some tissues from the coffee table. They did a crappy job cleaning up, but they changed before leaving to run their errands.

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Mai was watching Johnny eat a slice of the leftover cheesecake, his legs stretched out before him. He was wearing nothing but a tshirt and boxer shorts, even having taken off his crew socks. After an early morning shopping, they’d taken an early afternoon nap. When she woke up in the late afternoon, Mai found Johnny in the kitchen, serving himself one of the last slices of pumpkin cheesecake. They’d settled down in the front living room once they made some hot chocolate. Johnny sat on the floor while she sat curled up on the couch.

“Mom says thanks for the flowers,” Johnny spoke up, looking away from his phone. “You ordered her flowers?”

“As a thank you,” she replied, lying down on her stomach so she could wrap her arms around his neck. She kissed his cheek before resting her chin onto his shoulder. “She hosted a lovely Suh Family Thanksgiving. She deserves to be shown some gratitude. I put your name on the card.”

“Babe,” he said, putting the empty plate onto the coffee table, “you’re going above and beyond this year. What’s up?”

“Nothing,” she replied, running her hand through his chestnut brown hair. It’d taken her no more than 30 minutes to get Johnny’s hair to a more natural brown color the night before Thanksgiving. “I’ve missed you a lot.”

“You don’t even know,” he said, turning around slightly to grab her arms and pulling her onto his lap, “how much I missed you.” They kissed, his hand cupping her ass, reaching under her shorts. “Fuck, babe, your ass feels nice.”

“Like a plump turkey?”

He kissed her and broke their kiss with a chuckle. She placed her hands onto his shoulders as she moved around to straddle him. He made an approving noise as she slowly rested her core against his crotch. Her lips parted slightly as she gave a soft moan as the heat of his cock radiated against her.

“More like my girlfriend’s beautiful, luscious, hand-warming ass,” he replied, kneading her ass cheeks with his large hands. She kissed him, thrusting her hips gently against him. “Don’t stop,” he breathed between kisses, his hands reaching under her shirt.

“I’ve missed you everyday,” she said before taking her shirt off. His cock was growing hard as she continued to gyrate against him, her clit throbbing angrily.

Between rough kisses, Johnny shifted his boxers down to his thighs before grabbing the pink shorts covering her pussy, and sliding it aside with the fingers of his left hand. His right hand slid down her core and she moaned as he captured her clit between his index and middle finger. He squeezed it as he curled his fingers against her folds. She moaned as his touches made her body shake.

“Fuck me now,” he commanded. She took his cock in one hand, and helped guide him into her entrance. His hands grabbed her hips, and held her in place as he pushed in deep. She swore with a moan, throwing her hands up to grab his neck.

She kissed him open mouthed, humming a moan as their tongues touched. His tongue pushed against hers, invading her mouth. She whined into his mouth as she felt the sting of his hand slapping her ass. Her tongue slid against his before she turned her head aside to break the kiss. His hands grabbed her wrists as she turned to look at him, and he smirked as he stopped moving his hips.

“B-babe?” she asked in a shaky breath. His cock made her feel full inside, and the heat coming from him lit her nerves up in sensitivity. Feeling sweat gliding down her back and neck drove her clit wild.

“I like it when your tits bounce,” he said, his eyes drifting down to her bare chest.

“Like in a porno?” she asked, scrunching up her nose. She kissed him, licking his lips with the softest of flicks of her tongue. “Fine, but you have to come quick, because it hurts my boobs.”

“I love you, babe,” he said,wrapping an arm around her waist. “Thanks for indulging me.”

“Oh, fuck,” she moaned as she leaned back, reaching behind to grab onto his knees before tucking her legs under his thighs.

She started a slow rocking with her hips, and he moaned as his hands grabbed her ass cheeks and pulled her deeper into him. They moaned together as she found a good angle, arching her back and shifting so that his cock hit her a little to the right side. She bounced up and down, building up speed quickly as she threw her head back.

With her eyes shut tight, she heard Johnny cursing and moaning out her name. His hands kneaded her ass. She gave out a groan as she felt the pressure hit a wall; it felt nice, but it was no longer building. Stopping her bouncing, she returned to thrusting back and forth, hoping the change in motions would assist her in finding her climax.

“Fuck, I’m going to come,” he groaned.

“Yes, babe, I love that,” she panted as Johnny’s thumb drew circles against her clit. She moaned, and felt her strength leave her as he bent down and captured her left nipple into his mouth. He sucked on it before flicking it with the pointed tip of his tongue.

“I got you,” he panted into her ear as his arms wrapped around her back, one hand gripping onto the back of her neck. He had their bodies pressed together and she felt his mouth sucking onto her neck.

She whimpered out his name when she came. Her cunt clenched onto his cock as he continued to push up into her. His teeth grazed down from her neck to her shoulder when he came, his arms having wrapped around her waist. They managed to pull apart to kiss before collapsing against each other. Her arms were wrapped around his neck, one hand holding onto the back of his head.

“Carpet strands are probably imprinted on my ass,” he said after a while, his breath tickling her shoulder.

“Come on, Varsity Captain,” she teased, keeping her hold around him firm. “Show me how strong you are. Carry me to the bathroom.”

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They still had an entire Saturday to be together. It was Sunday that was supposed to be the day in which they cried and faced how awful it would be to be apart for another few weeks before returning for Christmas. But Mai couldn’t sleep.

After dinner, they continued to try to make up for lost time and spent a couple hours making love. Despite feeling like her body was filled to the brim with bliss, there was still a pit at the bottom of her stomach that seemed to only grow stronger with every hour. Staring at her phone, she sighed, and sat up as she saw that it was nearing 1:00 AM.

The doubts she’d been running away from had finally caught up with her, and she felt tears well up. She loved Johnny so much, being with him for the last 3 days were the happiest she’d felt in a long time. But knowing that this happiness had an expiration date - and it was coming fast - made her resent coming home for Thanksgiving. Their relationship was a plant deprived of water and sunlight, only to be given all of it for a short period before it was to be deprived of it again.

It wasn’t a question of whether or not the plant would die being treated so inconsistently, but when?

“Mai?” Johnny had turned around in bed and sat up slightly as she turned on the lamp on the nightstand. “Babe? What’s wrong?”

The pit in her stomach was weighing her down, and she knew she had to make a decision.

“We need to break up,” she sniffled out through her tears. She shut her eyes and gave a sob.

“What?” his alarm was clear, even through the thick fog of drowsiness in his voice. He rested a hand on her elbow.

“I can’t do this anymore,” she said, brushing her tears away so she wouldn’t have to feel his touch. “I love you so much, but knowing that...that this is going to end, I can’t.”

He sat up and ran a hand through his hair. She wanted to fall into his arms. He was warm, and secure. Instead she stood up to grab tissues from her night stand.

“You want to give up on the last five years?” he asked. “Three years of this, and suddenly now you can’t anymore? You think it’s easy for me? I’ve been fucking miserable without you.”

“What’s going to happen when we graduate?” she asked, feeling annoyed. “Can you guarantee we’ll finally be together when we graduate next year? I mean, we can’t even make concrete plans on where we’ll be when we graduate. Will I remain in Miami? Will you remain in LA?”

“We’ll figure something out,” he said, moving to sit up at the side of the bed, placing his feet onto the floor.

“When? Because I just keep thinking, ‘When? When? When?’ and it’s stressing me out.” She felt the tears welling up again. She wiped her eyes and nose with a tissue. “This short reunion is so nice, but all those months I had to wait to get here? And knowing that I’ll have to do it for another month before I see you again? I didn’t even know about your blond hair, and how long did you have it?”

“We’ve been busy, it’s been like that before.” “And every time I hate it. It gets harder to put up with every time.”

“You really want to end things,” he said. She felt her heart drop as tears fell down his face. “You wanted to show me a good time so that the breakup won’t be so bad?”

“No,” she said, sitting back onto the bed. She took his hand and gave an ungracious sniffle. “I wanted to enjoy every moment with you because I missed you a lot. But just right now, when I was trying to sleep, all I can think about is how this happiness is so fleeting. Come Sunday, it’s back to this gaping hole inside of me where I’m so miserable because I miss you so much.”

He was quiet, though they held hands.

“It doesn’t have to be goodbye forever,” she said softly. “But I want you to be happy, John. I love you so much, but we need to live our separate lives.”

“Right,” he said. He let go of her hand and she felt more tears surface. “I should go.”

She wanted to protest, but cried softly as she watched him gather his things and walked out the door. Once she heard the front door slam shut, she fell down onto her bed and cried. Her chest hurt as she struggled to breathe through her sobs. Her bed and pillows taunted her, emitting Johnny’s scent into her nostrils.

----

The clouds were still grey and the rain was as wet and cold as when she’d arrived. She was going to ask Sue to visit her in Miami for Christmas. Her parents had already announced that they’d be back in Fresno for the Christmas and New Year’s celebrations. With her breakup with Johnny final, Mai had no reason to return to the Midwest in a month’s time.

Sitting in the backseat of the Uber, Mai played the soundtrack to her high school senior year on Spotify, and tried to quietly dab at the tears that leaked out of her eyes. Memories of her friendship that blossomed into love with Johnny flowed seamlessly through her mind as she stared out the window. The world blurred by as she rested her head back.

Johnny had kept his distance, but they did announce to their families that they were taking a break via texts. Given how hurt Johnny had been at Mai’s announcement, she wasn’t sure if he’d ever forgive her enough to date her again. She wanted to give him a final farewell, though she felt anxious wondering what she would even say or do if she were to see him.

When she arrived at the terminal dropoff, she saw Johnny’s familiar frame standing next to the doors of the airline she was flying with. His height always made it easy for her to catch him, even from a distance. As he helped her carry her luggage, they remained silent, stepping inside.

“I can’t go far,” he said as they stood just behind the sliding doors, making sure not to block any paths, “but I wanted to come say goodbye.”

She took a deep breath, trying not to cry, but failed and threw her hands over her face. He pulled her into his arms, wrapping her into a comforting hug. She felt him rest his chin on the top of her head, and she pressed herself closer to him.

“I’m sorry,” she muffled out through her hands and into his chest. She sniffled. “I love you so much, but I need to focus on me.”

“I get it,” he said gently. He cleared his throat. “I feel lucky to have loved you, Mai.”

She sniffled loudly and they laughed together as she moved her arms to wrap around him. She held onto his warm, secure body, and took a few deep breaths before letting go of his body.

“Keep in touch?” she said. He nodded, letting go of her. She took his hand and kissed it. She shut her eyes and counted to ten before opening her eyes and let him go. “I’ll always be grateful for your love, Johnny Suh.”

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Thanks, always, for reading!

#nct scenarios #nct smut #nct johnny #nct 127 #nct college au #nct university au #johnny smut #johnny suh #johnny x reader #nct fanfic #nct fluff #nct angst #fluff and smut #johnny x ofc #no beta read #smut with plot

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I’ve seen you’d done fic recs so I hope it’s cool to ask but do you know of any good fics about the bat family that are ‘weird?’ Like body swap, time travel, finding a baby, turning into animals, or other odd things.

yall really just want to test me, don’t ya? not to worry babe i got your back. me and you have a different definition of “odd,” so i tried to find fics that fit what you’re looking for. hopefully you’ll enjoy some of them!

the grief wheel: a time loop scenario where alfred relives his worst memory over and over again: failing bruce.

modus tollens: dick gets a curse placed on him, one where every living thing that he touches with his skin dies. the batfam deals, and frantically tries to reverse it

when destiny doesn’t care: dick and jason from an alternate universe show up and meet batman!bruce, except things had gone very very differently in the other universe. tim’s joker jr and absolutely batshit crazy, jason’s taken on the mantle of batman, and dick is deathstroke.

the 70 days after groundhog day: this may not be exactly what you’re looking for but i don’t care it’s one of my fav fics of all time. it’s a time loop fic, but it’s from the pov of someone who wasn’t stuck in the time loop, and it focuses on what happens to the family after the time loop is broken. 

a peculiar situation: this isn’t batfam, it’s timkon, but i felt like it applies. tim gets hit by a shrink ray and shrinks down to like 5 inches tall. fluff and smut and adorableness.

almost: ever since dick was born, he’s had this curse/blessing, where if he dies, then the entire day gets rewound to the beginning of that day. dick uses this power,,,,,questionably. 

ghost story: jason dies in ethiopia, then spends the next couple years of his life as a ghost haunting his family

two dead birds: time travel scenario, where jason from the “future” (around current batfam canon) travels back in time to when jason was pit-crazy and trying to kill tim

slowly speeding downwards: dick grayson is a metahuman. it’s not anything particularly big or dramatic, but enough to send bruce into a worried spiral anyway. 

oops!...i did it again: dick gets turned into an octopus and uses his new limbs to hug his family. this fic always struck me as ooc, but it is very fluffy. 

bad signal: very long, very gorgeous, very plotty fic where, after a certain mission, dick becomes mind controlled by a creepo over radio waves. the family doesn’t notice until they do, and dick tries to get the thing out of his head until he can’t anymore. 

sea shells and all the things he left behind: mer!au where dick’s human, and bruce, a mer, took him in and raised him after his parents drowned. years later, dick meets bruce again. 

#batfam #dc #batfam fic rec #dc fic rec

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MEDIA THAT I RECOMMEND YOU CONSUME INSTEAD OF SUPERNATURAL FOR BOTH HEART AND HEALTH BROKEN DOWN BY TYPE OF MEDIA AND WHY YOU MIGHT LIKE IT IF AT ANY POINT YOU, LIKE MY POOR POOR SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD SELF, WERE INVESTED IN THIS ABSOLUTE GARBAGE FIRE OF A SHOW

with apologies to anyone on mobile who’s readmore function APPARENTLY doesn’t work

(I haven’t watched supernatural for at least five years and, given any sort of luck, I will never do so again, do not @ me)

hello babes. I am talking to you know bc I keep seeing supernatural, unironically, on my dash, and I think we can all do better. I see what’s happening and I think: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU3i_o5Xd4g

Supernatural is fudge stripes. You are Megan. We can fix this.

So a list of alternate things that I think are overall better written/characterized/just generally more enjoyable that might scratch some of those itches:

TV SHOWS

Good Omens

okay look if u were on tumblr last year u probably already watched this show but like. If u haven’t, it’s only six episodes babe and there’s a large enough fandom that u can go down a fanart hole for days on end

Basic summary: the antichrist has reached that lovely young age where he’s supposed to bring about the apocalypse. An angel and a demon who have decided that actually they like the world as is, thank you very much, try to stop the end times. They’re not very good at it though, which makes for a comedy of errors.

Shared elements with supernatural that you might Vibe with: theologic (mostly christian) exploration/parody/imagery without inherently being a religious show. Fighting off the apocalypse narrative, which I think pretty much always goes hard as hell, but that’s just me. There’s a gay angel who’s socially awkward. There’s a fun very British demon. Touches on the hierarchies of heaven and hell, with framing Heaven as a bureaucracy and blurs the differences between angels and demons.  Pining. Tenderness. A deep nostalgia for 80s music, though in this case it’s specifically queen, and who doesn’t love queen. Main character has a weirdly strong bond with his black vintage car.  Satan is (sort of) fought.

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Gravity Falls

sometimes...things that are kids shows...with a set story and a predetermined ending...are better

(also this isn’t relevant to any of what I’m talking about but I really appreciate that Gravity Falls specifically went against the thing that most begged me about ATLA aka that a 15 year old girl would be like yeah I’m into a 12 year old boy because the 12 year old boy has a crush on me and I apparently don’t get to really have a say in this. How does that make sense.)

Basic Summary: Twelve year old twins Dipper and Mabel go to stay with their Grunkle Stan for the summer in a small Oregon town called Gravity Falls. Turns out this town is filled with all sorts of strange phenomena that they often have to confront, work around, learn about, or befriend!

Shared elements with supernatural that you might Vibe with: The core focus of the show is a close sibling duo, but like It’s obvious that the siblings actually like and love each other and while they have their spats it’s still incredibly clear that they deeply care about each other even with their differences LIKE SORRY SUPERNATURAL YOU CAN’T JUST TELL ME THAT SIBLINGS CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER AND THEN THEY SPEND ALL THEIR TIME FIGHTING AND LYING TO EACH OTHER AND GENERALLY ACTING LIKE THEY CAN’T STAND EACH OTHER’S COMPANY BUT THEN OOOHHH YOU CRY ON TOP OF THE HOOD OF A CAR EVERY THREE EPISODE AND SUDDENLY THEY’RE SOULMATES OR WHATEVER

Anyway. Yeah. GF has a solid sibling dynamic. Monster of the week that builds up to greater over-arching plot. A little bit of body horror, you know, for humor. Fair amount of meta humor playing with the tropes of the genre. A Good Ol Big Bad that tries to pit the siblings against each other. Have to fight the apocalypse (you’ll see this point on like a good half of these recs, I really like ‘what are we gonna do about Armageddon’ media). Interesting creature design. Planned, satisfying ending (which supernatural absolutely does not have, but I still think if it had ended with the season 5 finale like it uhh  pretty obviously was supposed to, that would sort of counted. Don’t revive shows that have clearly already told their stories kids.) Tie in media that gives you some fun extra stories when you miss the characters. (yes I read some of the supernatural novels when I was a c h i l d, yes I’m pretty sure there’s one or two of them still buried somewhere on my laptop, no I don’t wanna talk about it.) Older father figure (?) who owns a tbh kind of shitty shop. Both already in place and found family.

It’s a good show, and it’s two seasons. John Mulaney Voice: I dunno it’s 40 episodes

MINI REC ALERT! (mini recs are basically things that I’m not gonna go into detail about for whatever reason [probably either due to i’m not familiar enough with it OR I just don’t like. Have a bunch to say about it in regards to how it will scratch the itches presented to u by spn] but still seem like a Good Watch)

Mini Rec: Over The Garden Wall. Spooky Kids Media! Episodic! Miniseries so you can watch it in like 2 hours! Cool ass Animation! About two brothers encountering said spooky stuff! Big Bad tries to pit brothers against each other! Might haunt you for the rest of your life! Check it out!

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The Haunting of Bly Manor

I think about this show every goddamn day of my life. (Also not relevant but Greg Sestero makes a brief cameo in it and I was like hi greg my friend greg!)

Basic Summary: An girl named Dani, while staying in London, decides to take on an Au Pair job for two young children, an older brother named Miles (age 10) and the younger sister Flora (age 8) at the spoooooky and mysteeerious Bly Manor, and she gets far more than she bargained for.

Shared elements with supernatural that you might Vibe with: Okay so supernatural doesn’t actually do this but I know I KNOW why we let ourselves be queerbaited in 2012. Four words for you: CENTRAL! GAY! TRAGIC! ROMANCE! You want some pining? Some tenderness? Some LOVE? Some dealing with internalized homophobia but no, like, actual violent onscreen homophobia? HAVE I GOT THE SHOW FOR YOU. If ur favorite episodes where the ones that make you sob (for me it was kevin’s death on god), I recommend this show. If you wished that supernatural literally ever had consequences or perma deaths or didn’t retcon major plot events like every five goddamn episodes so that there could be some exploration of like grief and trauma through the lens of/ higher stakes of horror, I recommend this show. If you really do stay up at night picturing a supernatural that wasn’t made by dumbass cishettie white men hack writers but was actually allowed to have Dean and Cas be in love over the course of the show so they could have like actual development and not the most homophobic gay reveal of all time, I recommend this show. Hell, if you just want a banger ghost story in general, I recommend this show.

As for what they actually have in common: horror setting/aesthetic without actually being all that scary most of the time. A strong sibling duo, though they’re not nearly as much of the focus of Bly Manor. Found family. Strong themes of grief. Questions of what turns someone into a monster (and done much better) An actual, much better noble sacrifice done out of love. Escalation of stakes until there’s a big final confrontation. Semi-big bad trying to tear this family apart. Found and pre-installed family. Sad orphans.

Watch this show. Vibe with me. Cry with me. Yell at me about Owen Sharma

MINI REC ALERT!

Haunting of Hill House- spiritual predecessor to Haunting of Bly Manor, though they’re not actually the same universe/story. However, it’s made by the same dude and has a shared aesthetic/sensibilities/some of the cast. This is only a mini rec bc I haven’t actually seen it, but I’ve heard good things and that it, while much more heavily leaning into family dynamics, has similar themes of exploring Grief and Trauma through ghooossstttsss.

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Community

Okay I know that this may seem like a Wild rec considering community is a school sitcom with basically Zero paranormal elements but just like. Hear me out. And no this isn’t just because I think it’s a realy good show and I want more people to watch it, though that is a factor. If I was just recommending comedies that I think are good and more people should watch regardless of them serving as a replacement for supernatural I would demand you all go watch Galavant and Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. I’m gonna demand it anyway. Everyone go watch Galavant and Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. Now back to your original program:

Basic Summary: A group of students at Greendale Community College form a Spanish study group, and things quickly go Off The Fucking Rails in the best way possible.

Shared elements with supernatural that you might Vibe with: All right I’m gonna be real honest this rec is for all of my (correct) bitches who’s favorite episodes of Supernatural were French Mistake, Changing Channels, and/or Mystery Spot. You think if Supernatural would’ve been fucking fantastic if it had been a committed comedy instead of a CW melodrama that occasionally landed some admittedly really fucking funny episodes/concepts, Community (and the movies on this list) will gently take you into its loving arms and give you everything you desire. It’s about the Meta comedy. It’s about the discussion, exploration, and subversion of common tropes within the format. It’s about the grand use of group/ found family dynamics in order to max both the goofs and the heart. It’s about fantastic callbacks. It’s about having one of the few “asshole with a heart of gold” leads I can actually stand because. You know. Growth. It’s about the INCREDIBLE genre and  pop culture parody. Which genre do they parody, you ask. All of them. They parody all the genres. The glee parody episode is a fucking masterpiece of television. If you don’t want to watch a show that features a Halloween party where everyone turns into zombies and the ABBA discography blasts in the background, you can stop reading right now, because I can guarantee you won’t be interested in a damn thing I have to say.

MINI REC ALERT: The X-Files. I’ve also never seen this but a: everything I’ve seen out of context has been fantastically weird and delightful b: it appears that there’s a general consensus that Scully and Mulder are one of the only valid straight couples so it’s probably pretty fun and c: let’s all be honest. Supernatural was already basically an x-files rip off, it had like half of their original writers swiped from the x-files crew, I’m pretty sure if you liked especially the first couple of seasons of supernatural, you’re gonna like the X-files.

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Subcategory: TV SHOWS ( A WHOLE TWO OF ‘EM, OR MORE LIKE ONE AND HALF IF YOU WANNA GET TECHNICAL) I’M SPECIFICALLY RECOMMENDING FOR THAT COCAINE HIT OF PURE UNADULTERATED UNCUT 2012 TUMBLR NOSTALGIA

BBC Merlin

Yes, I know the show ended in 2010. Yes, it still provides that 2012 Tumblr nostalgia. 2012 Tumblr is a feeling, not an actual time period.

I love this stupid show. I plan on rewatching it all over the month of January. I harbor a deep amount of fondness for it. It’s why every time I see literally any depiction of Merlin I get just so fucking excited, and why I’ve consumed as many ridiculous Arthurian adaptations as I have (side note: my two favorite other ridiculous Arthurian legend adaptation are Avalon High, a DEEPLY silly DCOM that is required viewing to level up friendship with me, and The Kid Who Would Be King, which is the only movie that I think truly understands the comedic potential of playing a King Arthur Adaptation mostly straight but everyone in it is 12. I’m not sure it intended to be as fucking funny as it was, but again, they’re all middle schoolers. I have never been more jealous of an actor than I was of the 22 year old that got to play a 16 year old dumbass Merlin who was sometimes also Patrick Stewart and did all of his magic with ridiculous hand gestures That should’ve been me that should’ve been me that should’ve been me. Also Sword in the Stone by TH White is pretty good, because Merlin knows germ theory in the fantasy 400’s and he just uses it to be petty mostly. Also listen to High Noon Over Camelot by The Mechanisms. Also Also I tend to prefer family friendly adaptations because they don’t have the uhhh. You know. Incest and sexual violence of the original legend. Love to Not have that shit!) Whether you watched it initially and are due for a rewatch, or you’re intrigued enough by the concept of the show to watch it for the first time, you should join me on this wild wild ride.

Basic Summary: You know who Guinevere, Arthur, and Merlin are, come on. BBC said let’s make em all YOUNG let’s make em SEXY let’s make em FAMILY FRIENDLY and let’s make magic REALLY SEEM LIKE A THINLY VEILED ALLEGORY FOR BEING GAY BUT TO THIS DAY IM NOT SURE IF THAT WAS INTENTIONAL OR NOT BUT IT SURE SEEMS LIKE IT WAS. @ THE BBC MERLIN CREATORS WHAT IS THE TRUTH BECAUSE THERE WAS SOME INTERVI-

Basic Summary but like a bit more helpful: A BABY version of Merlin (and by baby I mean like 20 year old.) is sent from his small town to the big city the Kingdom of Camelot to find his destiny. Staying with the town physician and friend of his mom’s, Gaius, he ends up as both his assistant and personal manservant to Prince Arthur. But in a kingdom where magic is punished with death and the prince seems hell bent on getting himself into situations that are going to kill him, the young sorcerer has his more than his share of work cut out for him.

Shared elements with supernatural that you might Vibe with: Primo supremo queerbaiting. Like, yeah, okay, it’s queerbaiting, you know it’s queerbaiting, but you watch some of the scenes and ur like okay. I know why I let this bait me. Obviously with a modern show, I would expect more, I would expect better, I would raise my standards, but I gotta admit. Some of these scenes are fuckin compelling as hell, and the subtext is like barely sub. Monster of the week shenanigans. Some awful CGI creatures but like a charming awful. Like the kind of awful that tells you their very limited budget was more focused on cool swords than realistic creatures. Episodic stories build into a more overarching plot, with things getting darker in season 4/5. Shitty father that end up eating shit and while the son of said father is rightfully conflicted and upset over the death it’s cathartic and victorious as all hell for the audience. Multiple hot evil women, and I love hot evil women. There’s also nice hot women, which is a bonus. These women don’t all immediately stupidly die, so that’s a nice change. Also like a LOT of sarcastic humor and shenanigans if u like Sass Merlin is there for u personally name a more iconic line than “Oh I’m sorry, how long have you been training to be a prat, my lord?” AND THAT’S IN THE FIRST FUCKIN EPISODE brilliant amazing fantastic show stopping. Also you know those like dumb hijink episodes where like Dean was possessed by the spirit of a dog or some shit? You bet your bottom fuckin dollar BBC Merlin has those kinds of storylines. Also I know some people go to spn bc it had that HUGE fanbase and like BBC Merlin’s fanbase is still SURPRISINGLY poppin even though it’s been a decade since there was new content so like. Have fun!

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Doctor Who but Specifically the RTD Era

Look I’m not here to say that the first four seasons of reboot doctor who are the only good doctor who or inherently better than all the rest (though the RTD era is my favorite personally) BUT when ur seekin that sweet sweet superwholock frenzy nostalgia, this is the ‘who’ that is being referred to. Also like. Stan 9. We should all collectively stan the ninth doctor. Chris Eccleston, the Objectively Best Famous Chris, deserved better.

Basic Summary: An immortal alien that goes by “The Doctor” travels across time and space with a variety of different companions, often to try and save the day or fix a (sometimes self created) mess. It’s distilled campy sci-fi with a family friendly tone that has made me cry on several occasions.

Shared elements with supernatural that you might Vibe with: Monster of the week that, you guessed it, builds into bigger overarching plot style narrative. Fighting off the apocalypse, but like every couple of weeks because worlds are in danger a LOT. A semi-tragic romance that made people go absolutely buck fuckin wild bc pining n shit. Wamen, but they aren’t fridged. (actually for real though none of the main women die and I just think that’s really fun and flirty even though I could go on a COMPLETELY SEPARATE rant about the injustice of one of the character’s ending YES season 4 is my favorite season and one of my favorite pieces of media ever and I am currently actively recommending it to you  YES im still fucking pissed over how it ended YES we exist) Specifically, a Wonderful and Very Excellent woman named Donna who goes on a spa trip that doesn’t end up going very well. That seems like a highly specific example, and it is, but it did happen in both shows. (Also, to anyone that continued watching SPN after like idk season 9 what happened to Donna? I always liked her and I know she became a recurring character so like DM whatever probably injustice was the end of her story line pls and thank you) I’m also extra specifically recommending for Supernatural Fans and also The World At Large:  Season Four of Reboot Who. I rewatched it last year and it still goes so fucking hard. Donna Noble is the best character in existence. In regards to the appeal for SPN, personally I think the best part of SPN was when people who are soulmates went on adventures and tried to save the day and it was a good mix of banter and sincerity AND GUESS WHAT’S BASICALLY THE ENTIRETY OF SEASON 4 OF DOCTOR WHO. It’s so good y’all I wish Everything was about soulmates going on adventures and trying to save the day.

OKAY TV SHOWS DONE TIME FOR M O V I E S which I don’t have nearly as many recs for but uhh here goes

What We Do In The Shadows/ Shaun of the Dead

I’m lumping these two together bc my reasons for recommending them are largely the same, and I would call them tonally similar enough that if you like one you’ll probably like the other

Basic Summary (Shaun of The Dead): Uh-oh! London’s had a break out of some of that good ol’ zombieism. Shaun and friends decide to hunker down in a local bar, but they have to get there first. Will they survive? Will they fuck up some zom zoms? Who’s to say?

Basic Summary (What We Do In The Shadows): Some vampire roommates dick around. I think there’s technically, like, a plot, but it’s really just about some vampires Doin Their Thing. Vibin.

Shared elements with supernatural that you might Vibe with: This is kind of similar to the Community recommendation, in that supernatural had the opportunity to be one of those things that was both a parody of a genre but also just a really good example of the genre. WWDITS and SotD are both those things for vampire and zombly movies, respectively. Have the aesthetic and some of the themes of a horror but is not actually all that scary. Horror Comedy is a god tier genre and I don’t know why it’s not more widespread. Fun monsters/cast of characters in general, so at least one person in it is probably going to make you go “oh gender” ya know? With SotD you have the fantasy power trip that comes with like any piece of media that involves hunting monsters. With WWDITS I go “yep that’s how bisexuals dress” and I Will Not Clarify which character I’m talking about.

MINI REC ALERT: All of Taika Watiti’s filmography. Thor:Ragnarok is one of like 3 marvel movies that I consider genuinely fucking fantastic completely independent of the MCU and my own tendency to be like “hurr bdurr I love. Superheros”. For the one that is most tonally like Supernatural But Significantly Better and Written By Someone Competent I think I would say try out Hunt For The Wilderpeople. It’s got a reluctant curmudgeonly father figure and I KNOW some of you motherfuckers were so invested in spn when you were like 16 bc you had daddy issues. This is a callout post for my friend [REDACTED], who I should text to watch Hunt for the Wilderpeople, actually.  

MINI REC ALERT X2!!!: Bram Stoker’s Dracula. I’ve never seen it but it has both Winona Ryder AND Keanu Reaves so like. Goth bi rights.

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Happy Death Day (and Happy Death Day 2 U)

happy death day was one of those movies that I saw the trailer, went “eh”, heard other people say it was great, watched, and went holy fuck this slaps. Not nearly as much of a slasher film as the trailers implied if im remembering the trailer correctly

Basic Summary: Our main character Tree keeps waking up on the day she was murdered. The day resets every time that she dies. That’s right, it’s a time loop storey babey!!!!!!!!!!!

Shared elements with supernatural that you might Vibe with: If you were anything like me you were foolishly lulled into supernatural for way longer than you should’ve been on the promise that the characters would idk like grow and change and become better and learn lessons and some of that would be through the power of receiving love and kindness. You know. Like how good writers would do it especially if their main characters are kind of dicks that really should make some changes. Well, Happy Death Day fucking delivers on that promise in SPADES. It’s about growth! It’s about change! It’s about making the active decision to become a better person and putting effort into doing so! There’s heavy themes of like grief and trauma and acknowledging them and facing them head on in order to move on and the negative consequences of refusing to do so and just trying avoid it until it goes away. There’s a romance that makes my dumb little self do the pleading face emoji. Tree is also one of the only good asshole with a heart of gold characters. I also think media is improved by having at least one character that is a Good Good Boy (note: Good Good Boy character does not have to be a man.) and Happy Death Day has Carter. Oh on that note: Tree Voice: I’ve only had character for (the same repeating over and over) a day but if anything happens to him I’ll kill everyone here and then myself. Also the movie is funny so like hell yeah.

that’s all I got for relevant movies right now

BOOK RECS

jk i’m illiterate. Everyone should feel free to go ahead and add their own suggestions for this section The best I can do is uhhhh I think y’all would probably like Mira Grant’s novels, particularly the Newsflesh stories, bc sibling dynamics. Also the book The Haunting of Hill House is really good. Ballad of Black Tom slaps? There’s of course the Good Omens novel that the show was based on. I’m about to recommend some podcasts after this section which will include to Welcome to Nightvale because of course it will and the tie in novels for that slap, especially It Devours!, and I’m pretty sure they work as stories even if you know nothing about the podcast. Also also I think you should read “The Long Way to A Small, Angry Planet” by Becky Chambers It’s not thematically similar to supernatural at all but it’s one of my all time favorite sci fi novels and only like four people have read it which is a goddamn TRAVESTY.

Anyway yeah that’s it that’s all there is. Onto the medium that is like books but I can fold laundry or cook while consuming their narratives.

PODCAST RECS

Okay so this is getting uhhh wicked long so I’m gonna limit myself to only three full blown recs and a

mini rec

Alice Isn’t Dead

Fuck me running this show is so good. Literally hands down my all time favorite (and scariest!) horror podcast. Mamma mia, that’s a good fuckin story. The Book version is also good and has fewer Weird events but some further character development so I recommend them both.

Basic Summary: After her wife Alice disappears mysteriously, Keisha takes up a job as a long haul trucker, traveling all across America in order to find her, but ends up finding so much. Pursued by a deadly creature she calls The Thistle Man, the stakes of her journey are raised.

Shared elements with supernatural that you might Vibe with: okay so I have a lost of bullet points of things that appealed to me specifically about supernatural and how no other shows covers all of them which sucks bc it means I basically Yearn for a show that’s supernatural but good. Alice isn’t Dead, however, hits the most of these bullet points AND is so fucking good. It has monster hunting. It has stopping a cataclysmic event BUT also discussion of the cyclical nature of events such as these and how the fight never truly ends but you can make some fucking progress nonetheless. It has a central gay romance that’s actually a central gay romance. It’s the ONLY show on this list that really hits that the weird and dark underside of americana vibe but specifically the americana of not like suburbs and shit but that eerie haunted feeling you get when you’re hours into a late night drive on open roads with no civilization around and an expansive sky and it just Seems like something should be watching you. Have you ever been out for a walk at midnight and encountered a deer and you looked into each other’s eyes and it felt like it was telling you a message that you couldn’t possibly hope to parse? Have you ever felt an incredible sense of deja vu eating in a restaurant you couldn’t have possibly been in before, because you’ve been to a thousand diners a thousand times just like one, and there’s an incredibly sense of homogeneity even though you’re 2000 miles away from anyone and anything that could possibly know you? Have you ever traveled to an area that seems to be stuck in a bubble of time, the only thing that shows any evidence of having aged past 2006 being yourself, and you wonder how your cell phone even works around here? THAT’S the spooky americana I’m fuckin talking about! Messed up road trips! Too much goddamn space! America is scary because it’s big and Filled With Things but also Not Enough Things! Fuck yeah!!!!! That time bubble fuckin EXISTS in Wyoming the most recent song on the radio I heard was fuckin Hey Soul Sister!

Also has a thing where like are there even good guys and bad guys in a conflict or is it all just one umbrella nightmare that you’re trying to stand against in anyway possible (u kno..like how the overarching structures of both heaven and hell were kinda fucked in spn? No spoilers but similar shit be happenin in Alice Isn’t Dead). Exploration of what makes someone into a monster, like how do you go down that path? Also this is the only show on this whole damn list that southern gothic music really suits it so points for that.

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The Magnus Archives

You know I had to do it to ‘em.

Basic Summary: Jonathan Sims has just become the Head Archivist at the Magnus Institute, a “research” “facility” that looks into paranormal/esoteric/unexplained phenomena.

John Mulaney Voice, Again: Nobody knows what the archivist is going to do next, least of all the archivist. He’s never been in an archives before, he’s just as confused as you are.

Shared elements with supernatural that you might Vibe with: Oh fuck this document is over 5k long I said I wasn’t gonna do this hhhhh so lipton lightning round: Slowburn Gay Romance but Actually Canon, Monster Hunting but Hey What Even Is A Monster Anyway, Acts Somewhat like a Loosely Connected Horror Anthology until it DOESNT, Little Things Build to Bigger Narrative, Characters Be Goin Through It (On God These People Need Therapy), Trying to Prevent/Fix The Apocalypse (X2!!!), Smug Asshole Big Bad,  Horror as a Metaphor For Various Shit, Basically if you thought that the Men of Letter concept slapped and you think it should’ve been the whole damn show including being Deeply British you would probably really fuckin like TMA. Also if ur like the ideal piece of media is a horror tragedy but also like it’s a wacky sitcom but also also fuck cops. U will like tma.

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Welcome to Nightvale

IF ANY 2012 TUMBLR FANDOM DESERVES TO MAKE A MASSIVE COMEBACK AND BE EVERYWHERE AGAIN AND ABSOLUTELY FLOOD MY DASH IT’S WELCOME TO NIGHTVALE WHY DID WE ABANDON THE SHOW THAT TREATED US THE MOST KINDLY DID YOU KNOW THAT EPISODES 108-110 ARE THE BEST FUCKING BUILT UP NARRATIVE REVEAL THAT I HAVE WITNESSED IN MY LIFE DID YOU KNOW THAT IT CONTINUED TO BE REALLY FUCKING GOOD AFTER MOST PEOPLE STOPPED LISTENING DID YOU KNOW CECIL AND CARLOS ARE MARRIED AND THEY HAVE A DOG AND A TODDLER NOW BECAUSE OF ALL THE GAY PODCAST PROTAGONISTS CECIL GERSHWIN PALMER LOVE OF MY LIFE ELDRITCHIAN CHEERLEADER AND CERTIFIED BIMBO KEEPS FUCKIN WINNIN BABY. DID YOU KNOW THAT CECIL THINKS PEANUT BUTTER IS A ROCK.

Basic Summary: Welcome to the sleepy desert town of Ņ̶̏ight V̶͚̰̮͗̔̊̊ale! Community radio how host Cé̵̟͚͕̗̞̙͂͑̽̄́c̵̤̼̞͈̪͓̍̽̋̚̕͜il Pǎ̵̧̨̢͚̻̈̂̄̇͐̇̊̀̆ͅl̶͚͎͕͉͖̬͓͑́̐̒̍̿̈́͢͜͝ͅm̸̧͙̟̖̠̳̬͋́͋́͌̚̚ͅȩ̙̖͎̖͂́̒͐͜͞r̢̢̛̰̻̮̺̩͙̼̈́͋̀͘ is here to k̠̠̰̦͙̯̥̎̄̆͌̎̀̿̔̌̚ê̷̢̬̥̞̩̯̘͒̽̈̓͐̂̔̍e̶̡̝̗̺̫̪̜͆̓̿̈͌͌̆͒͞ͅp̵̹̗̬̼̠̬͙̏͐͐̉̅͊͊́͟͞ͅͅ ỷ̛͙̞̦̦͖̑̉̌̎͞͡͡͝ͅo̧̧̥͎̻̥̲͇͋́́̔̈͌͞ǔ̸̬̯̫͇̦̮͕̤̲̯̽̔̀̔͆͋̈́͘̚ up to date all the local happenings, including w̸̢̢̢̧̡̡͍͖̻̳̹̼̼̰̬̭̱͔̲͙͍̰̠̥̺̝͖̺̖̼̮̼̞̳̞̜͉̤̯͇̖̳͖̠̙̺̲̤͇͈͚͓̮̭̱̭̩͚̟̥̬̟̻̝̼̖͚̘͐̆̅̂̃̈́͆͊̉̏͒́̈́̋͗͑̄̉́̐̌́̿̌͛̾̎̊̾̃̈́̉̔̍̐͛̕͘̚͜͜͠͠é̵̢̡̧̨̨̡̧̨̡̛̹̥̥̞̮̯͙͈̻̝͓͖͙̦̰͍̖̜̲̰̞͎͈̭̯̳͕̗͓͈̭̫̼̯̪̞̯̰̲̘̭͎̪̱̗̝̝̞̤̱͉͙̯͎̬͎̙̜̗͉̩̦͕̪̳͇͙̺̙̰̠͚͎̜̠͔̬͎̺̣͕̜̊̓̃̐̂́͂̎̐̾̔̽̀̉́̍̊̂̿̎͂͐̎̐̄̍̔̋̐̃͗̈́͂̀̒̊̎͘͘̕̚̕͜͝͝͝͠ͅͅa̸̡̧̡̡̨̡̨̛̛͙̣̘̳͎͖̥̝̟̱̩̥͙͉̝̲̙̮̩̩̹̱͔͎̥̹̻̜͚̭̬̳͚̤̙̖̯͎̱̫̞̪̻͖̱̞͔̭̻̺͚͚̯̬͓͓̳͇̳̦͓̞͈̮̤̭̣͉̲̞͚̘͗̆̃͌̅̍͊̓̈̇̌̒͊͑̊̏̊͌̈̓̿͗̒̏̒͊͒̏̃̎̒̀̅̾̍̀͘͘͜͝͠ͅt̵̢̡̨̧̧̛̛̛̯̤͓̘̻̤͓̪̰͔̪̝̫͎̻͔͈͎͔͙͕͈̰͓͍̀̏͒̆͋̈́̈́͂̔͋͆͂̅͗̍̆̍̆̔̑͊̏̈͒́̽͊́̿͂́̓͛̽͐͌̌̐̈̇̃̓̆̍̅̃̔̚̕͜͝͝͝ͅͅh̸̨̨̡̢̢̡̢̧̡̧̢̡̨̡̭̜̬̬̙͕̗̙̻̯̠̘͙̻̥͉͚̼̗͚͇͉̰͍̥͉̗͎̬̫͖͉͔̼̮̯̞̫̬̟̻͉̖̙̥̫͖̬͚̟̜̭͇͎̭̘̝̲̤͕͎̰̭̗̯̮̤̙̙̯͍̞̭͚͔͎̞̹̲̟͉̩̭̖̱̠͍̺͈̟̩̋̆̈́͆̍̆̄̏͜ͅͅȇ̸̢̢̨̨̧̛̜͍̺͎̬̪͙̻̝̣͓͈̺̩̳̟̲̠̣͈͎͎͈͉̙̪͖̳̺͇̹̊̍͊͑̿͊̌͛̿̓͊̾̀͂͛̉͆̾̽͆̈̏͛̊͛̍̈́̇͋̔͂̑͐̂̿͊̽͑͘̚͘͝͝͠͝ͅͅŕ̵̨̡̨̨̢̧̡̧̨̘̟͙̦̲̲̪̦̙̼̠̳͚̞̦̞͖͚͇̳͖̲̭͕̜̫̳̖̙͖͉͎̘̘̤̠͈̬͕̝̻͚̥͍͕̠̥͙̙̪̖̯͍̘̘̲̣̹̜̪̲̭̟̮̫̖̤̰͔̩̩͉̲͚̟̝̦̬̪̘̬̮̱͔̻̦̼̃̐̂͋̐̅̋͒̉͛́̅̈́̒̒͆̑̆͊̒͒̀̍̈́̍͌̍̏̔͋͌̒̍̌͛̓̈̂̐̕͘͘͜͜͝͝͝ͅͅͅ ̶̢̡̨̛̠͇̹̯͕͍̻̟̼̼̗̩̱̗̙̱̥̜̬̫̜͎͉̺̣͓̟̯̱͖̣̞̠̝̥͍̲̳̙̠͔̹̘̲̲̻̖̈́̊͋͜͜ą̵̡̧̟͕̬̳̜͈͈̳̝̜̣̬͔͈͈͎͉͍̯̟̞̺͎̝͇̰̥͖̬̯͙̤̬̼̲̦̯̭͓̠̺̳̱̰̮̎͋͆̈́͌͆̎̉̓̇̐͋͋́̃̉̈̄̏̓̉̿̅̒̉̒̉͂͛̄̀̇̒͊͛́͊̎́͆̌̆́̌͂̈́̽̋͛͗̑̊̀́̍͊̌͆͊͐͆̅̒̊̉̾̄͛̑̕͘͘͘͘͝͝͝͝͠͠͝n̸̡̛̛̛̛̛̙͎̬̦̠̼͓͈̝̾̍͑͛̅̒̾́̌̍͛̇̋̇̓̏͛̔͛̈́͆̿̌͐̿͊̿́͒̍̃̀̈͐̐̆͐̉̒̂̉̀̅̇̾͋̍͒̋̈̌̿͒͐̍́͗̀̌̌̚̕̕̕͘̚͘͘̚͜͠͝͝͝d̴̡̢̢̛̛̛̺̠̳̬͎̞̲̣̲̱̳̪̹͉̝̠̱̗̙̫̠̹̼̙̝͉̲̟̮̙̙̮̻̹͈̦̙̞͚̜̙̖̞͓̙̭͉̃̽̌̅̔̾̈́̒̽͑́̒͋̓̈́͆͋̽̒̃̽̋̐͌͂̍͑́̽̋̍͗̋͗͂̅̽̈̈̾͐̄̃̕̕͜͠͠͝͠͝ͅͅ ̵̡̡̢̛̛̗͚͍̺͇̲̳̯͓̰͍̙̮̙̜̟̞̣̼͕̝͔͙̺̫͈͈̠̻̘̱͍̦̭͔͈̤̺̗̮͕̦̞̘͍̯̻̝͓̤̳̫͔̩͉̬̈́͋̈́̐͒́̔́́̿̓̆͐̎͆̇͒̄̈̿̓̑̾̏̔̿͊̌͆͒̒͊̓̅̓́̔̅̀̀̀̃̿̂̑͂͆̅̎̾̏̓̂̈́͛͌̇̾͌͐̈̂̆͐̅̓̍̓̃̆͗̃͛̏̒̌̀̅͊́̽̐̆̿́̌͘͘̚̕͘̕̕͜͜͜͠͝͠͝͠t̷̢̥͓̄͗̾̄̅̚͜r̵̨̡̨̧̧̢̛̛̛̛̛͍͙͚̥̱̞̜̦̜̼̺͉̠̬͎̰̻̜̼̫̤͓͖͖̤͇̞̥̖̈́͊̆̓͊̑̑̋̒̈́̔̆͆́̐͛͑͊͋̇̈́̓̑̍̏͐͛̽̋̎͑̃̈́͒̇̂̇̌͂̀̍̊̇̓̋̈́̌̏̕͘̚̕̚͝͝͠ǎ̴̡͓͓̯̘̥̱̱͖̦̺͓̘͉͖̞̟̦͈̜̥̰̘̞͈̦̠̼̯̙̭̼͚̟̖̲̠̝̜̐̅͆̏̈́̍́͂̃̾͑̓͋̽̄̾́̾̆̾͒͋̎͂̈́͘̕̕̚͜ͅͅf̷̢̡̡̧̢̨̡̧̢̢̧̡̧̫͖̖͇̲̫̮͕͉͓̩̪̳̹̩͎̖̟̤̤̲̟̪̫̻̻̖̟̦͉̼͎͖̭͍͖͎̖̳̳͙̜͉̝̘̺̖͚̙͉͕͙̯͖̞͚̮̲̻͉͙̺̭͓͎̤͙̦̦̺̯͕̜̰͍̳̙̦͉̪̥́͋̓̅̀͋͐̀̄̊̆̉̒̐͒̀̏̈̇̊̉̆̐̏̾̀̀̓͛͆̍̾͗͌̀̄̔͒̀̍̈́͆̔̒̑̏̍̏͆́̾̐̂͋̂̔̂́̓̓̌͌̉͛́̒̐̽̏́̑͊́̌̆̂̑͋̇̈́͌̑̿̅͗̚̕͘̕̚͜͠͝͝͠͠f̴̨̨̛̹͌̂̓͌͛̀͑̾̓̍͗̽͆̉̊͗̇́̍͌̊͐̔̈́̊̇͆̄̃̑̕̕͘͘͘͠͝͝͝͠i̴̧̡̢̢̧̢̨̨̧̧̧̛̛͎̗̳̦̘̙͓̦̙͔̜̼̘͇͇̺̭͉̠̩̟̤̥̘͙̤̩͔̪̱̻͈̪̼̼̞̠͎̟̹͕̻̭̤̪̲͕̟̺̻̻͖͕͚̣͇̖̰̝̩͈̤͕͇͕̝͙̙̪͔̗̫͇͎̙̲̲͖̗̘͉̲̣̤͎̔̐̆͒̄̈́̀̎̃̃̅͆̌̈́̽̈́̅̈́̑̄̇͒͐̀̐̀̒̍̀̓͌͗̓̽́͗̓̎͂͛̅̑̔̀͛̈́̽̾̃̊͊͆̄̍͑̍̆̌̾͗̄̊̽̉̅̆̀̎̀͑̿̎̋̄̆̃͐̾̏͛͒̍̋̅͘̕̚̕̕͜͜͝͝͝͝͠ͅͅc̷̛̛͚̝̻̣̞̓́̃́̀̃̓͗͌̂͛́̒̊͑̓͆̇̈́͑̏̆̀͌̑͂͂̄͌̉̔̋́̎͒̿͗͒͛̇͛̿̎̍̕̕̕͝͝͝͝͝ ̴̢̧̢̡̨̢̡̨̡̢̢̛̺̘̹̯̤̩̘̯͔̞̟̬̠̣̟̻̥̜̤͔̥͕̠̥̞͎̗̩̱̮͉͔͎̲̯̱̙̜̥̳̮͔̦̣͖͔̜͉̗̪̳̹̦̤͇̣̙͕̯̫̖̝̼̹͍̠͎͓̗͎̦͓̲̯̱̠̰͇̮̹͔̝͉͙̹̜̹͈̹̥͖̣̳̲͖̓́͌̈́̈́̀͌̄͂̌̾́̍̔̊̓̿͋͂͋̈́̋́́̒̓̀̒̃͂̀͑̐͛̆̆͒̈́̅̿͊͌̍͗̌̌͆̂͌́̉̏̒̓͊̾̒̓̋̽͐̏̾͘̕͜͝͠͝ͅͅr̸̨̢̛̪̞̬͓͔̥̤̣͔̭̥̙͉̦̗̠̳̩͙̂̈́͑͑̿̋̓̀͋͆̋̕͝͝ë̴̢̡̨̬͈͉̖̞͔͎͓͖̼̘̬͕̰͈̥͈̝̩͎͉͉̫̜͚͕̤͔̟̯͓͎̟͙̜̭̩̗̮͎̗̤͇̝̩͎̜̺̯͕͇̝͎̯͙̖͙̮̗̮̘́̑͑͛̂̅̄̌̽̓̒̾̿͆̏̏͐͛̾̂̃͑͆̅̄̿͋̅͂̈́̽͋͒̎͐̒̓͆̌̉͑͊́̀̈̾͛̋͑̋̎̈̀̽̀͊̏͘͝͝͝͝͠͝ͅp̴̧̧̡̢̢̢̛̛̛͚̟͓̖̭̪̻̪̲̬̥̙̥̰̼̹͎͕̪̞̮̺̰̬̘̫̤͉̦͙̮̖̙̹̻͔̖̮̲̞̣̻̜̠͇̬͚̱̦̼̲̮̀̂͌̍̈̒̍̋̌̏͐̓͛̉̂̈̀͑̈́͊͗͋͗́̂̎̎̃͆͒̅̑̇́̈͐̾̀̔̒̉͑͒̅̓̈́̋͋̀̍̄̿̌̀̉͆̇̔̈́͗̋̄̓̇͗̎̉̆͊̒͗̚̕͘͘̕̕̚͜͜͝͝͠͠͠͠͠ͅͅͅơ̶̢̡̧̨̡̛̛͔̦̼̰̠̯̰̟̲̣̜͙̲͙̪̱̱͕̺̪͈͉̺̻̙̥̲̩̲̩͔̠͚̩͓̞̠̯̟̫̣̗̦̰͉͚͙̺͎̼͖̥̙͈̯̲̝̞͎̻͕̮͔̰̖͔̭͙̩̼͔̫̹̘͓͔̜̘͍̍̅̄͋͑̋̍̊̉̄̈̽̈͐̀͌͐̆͊͂̐̋̃̎͆͛̐̀̂̿̈́͂́̈̌͐̇̀̒͋͑͐́͌̐̇̊͆̀͂͋̏́͋͆̏͗͂͑̂̓̽͘͘̚̕̕̕̕̚͘͜͜͠͝͝ͅͅͅr̴̨̨̨̧̨̛̘͕͈͔͙̠̬̯̩̗̰̗̬̦͈̗̝̣͓͓̟͕͙͈̠̘̻͓̭̝̘̦̦͓̭̘͙̻̙̼̩̰̝͈̱̝̱̬͉͙̣̖̮̲͈̙̱̩̣͕̦̰̮͔͈͓̙̮͍̳̟̠̞͎̱̣̰͕̩̝̲̝͐́́̍̈͐͋̐̑̌͋̓̈́̈͗̿̈̈́͗̑̚͜͜͜͜͜͝ͅͅţ̴̢̨̧͇͉͎̣̬̣̝̗̬̹͇̮̞̈́̐̌̇̈́̌͊̐̅̂̌̂͒͌́̈͌̂̊͗̍̿͑͋̎̓͂̀̎̎͒̾̏̒͌̃̄͋̌̾̍̈́̐̏͑̊̍͑͆̉̓́̆̌̾̓͊̊̈̑͘̚̕͘͘̕͝͝͝͝͝s̴̢̢̡̛̬̹͚̻͉̦̦̣̦̠̜͕̤̳͓͙̟̬͕̘̦̿͗̉̏̒͆̓̄͊͌͛͂͑̒̃͛͘͜͝͝!

Shared elements with supernatural that you might Vibe with: Honestly, probably bc Nightvale and Alice are by the Same Dudes, a lot of these points are the same as Alice Isn’t Dead, but it’s less scawy and more funney. Also hits the “horror, but make it kind of a sitcom” vibes. Doesn’t have the same road trip vibes, but DOES capture the exact weirdness of South Western USA, so I’m still giving it “fucked up americana” credit. If you’ve never been to New Mexico ur like this is an exaggeration clearly no desert town is subject to like ACTUAL cosmic horror and unexplainable sights but I’m telling you New Mexico is just Like That. (I highly recommend visiting the land of enchantment if you ever get the oppurtunity it is a deeply odd and wonderfully unsettling experience.) Look man it’s gay it’s a horror comedy cecil has a wonderfully soothing voice and it hates capitalism so fucking much like oh my god so much what more could you want.

MINI REC ALERT: Wolf 359! I have nothing deep to say about this I just like it and my gut tells me that y’all would enjoy it too I know there isnt much for physical descriptions in the show but I know in my heart that the main character is so so pretty and so so stupid. I KNOW yall like some himbos that experience character growth.

Okay since It’s my party and I’ll speak if I want to rapid fire list of podcasts I just like and want more people to listen to even though I’m behind on like all of them shhhhh: The Penumbra Podcast, BomBARDed, Dungeons and Daddies, Stellar Firma, Wonderful!

SONG RECS

okay these aren’t like replacement recs or anything they’re just really good and I almost certainly would have put them on some sort of supernatural playlist in 2013 but I don’t, like, have a good playlist for them now so I’m subjecting y’all to them also they all have the youtube link for ease of access

Woah There Kimmy-  Felix Hagan & the Family

Devil’s Backbone- The Civil Wars

Blood On My Name- The Brothers Bright

Awake O Sleeper- The Brothers Bright

The Bottom of the River- Delta Rae

Old Number 7- The Devil Makes Three

The Bullet- The Devil Makes Three

In Hell I’ll Be In Good Company- The Dead South

Bartholomew- The Silent Comedy

Pomegranate Seeds- Julian Moon

Curses- The Crane Wives

Tongues & Teeth -The Crane Wives

OKAY THAT’S IT! THAT’S ALL FOLKS! FUCK!

#long post #if you didn't want this blame of-mice-and-mentality for enabling me posting #supernatural

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

sometimes death is ironic and likes karma

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3hSQquT

by hermicnee

Sometimes, all you need is your best friend, your wonder partner.

 ( or, in which i said fuck you to canon, made steph come back and NOT be shitty with her fake death and those Shenanigans she did, and instead goes with tim to find bruce. and maybe some shit goes down. )

Words: 804, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of fuck you dc they’re a family. and im going to write it.

Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Major Character Death

Categories: Gen

Characters: Tim Drake, Stephanie Brown, Bruce Wayne

Relationships: Stephanie Brown & Tim Drake

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Tim Drake-centric, Stephanie Brown-centric, Tim Drake is Red Robin, Tim Drake Needs a Hug, POV Tim Drake, Stephanie Brown is Spoiler, Stephanie Brown Needs a Hug, BAMF Stephanie Brown, BAMF Tim Drake, Trans Stephanie Brown, Genderfluid Tim Drake, Bisexual Tim Drake, Pansexual Stephanie Brown, Autistic Tim Drake, Stephanie Brown Has ADHD, those arent even mentioned but u need to know these ok-, Lazarus Pit, Lazarus Pit Madness, Major Character Undeath, the major character death isnt rlly a death, youll see - Freeform, POC Stephanie Brown, shes mixed, Japanese Tim Drake, again those two arent stated but u must know, Angst with a Happy Ending, Fluff and Humor, i mean my gf said it was kinda funny so, hi babe 😼, Tags Are Hard, Good Sibling Tim Drake, Good Bro Stephanie Brown, Good sibling Stephanie Brown, ok enough tagging

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3hSQquT

#IFTTT #bruce wayne #batman #the dark knight #the cape crusader #gotham #dc universe #ao3 #ao3feed

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: One Direction (Band), Harry Styles - Fandom, Louis Tomlinson - Fandom Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson Characters: Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - No Band, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alpha/Omega, Omega Verse, Omega Louis, Bottom Louis, Sub Louis, Alpha Harry, Top Harry, Dom Harry, Porn, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Smut, Fluff, Aftercare, BDSM, Light BDSM, Soft BDSM, Gags, BDSM Scene, Hand Jobs, Blow Jobs, Oral Sex, Spit Kink, kind of??, Twink Louis, Praise Kink, Pet Names, Just a short drabble because i feel horrible for taking so long to publish works, Nipple Play Summary:

"Louis' thin petal pink lips strained to stay stretched open, his teeth grazing the beryl ball-gag that sat heavy against his tongue. His jaw was already starting to ache but he willed himself to focus on something else, anything else as a distraction. Like the heat that was surging through him, settling in the pit of his stomach and the apples of his cheeks which were no doubt flushed a pretty shade of rose. "

#fanfic #fanfiction #larry stylinson

[ladyfl4me]

⭐ !!! what inspired evelyn and then evelyn n jane's relationship?? ily

!!!! hi babe ily

Okay, so Evelyn - Dani’s twin sister in TMWCIFTC - came out of me applying the seven birds archetypes to amnesty characters, in an effort to figure out where the plot was going. I realized about 4 chapters in that this wasn’t going to be a one-off story, or even an alternate arc 3; this would be an alternate arc 4, or an entirely different universe. In TMWCIFTC, the birds (as i wrote them) were as follows:

Duck: the protector, defending Kepler, his life there, his fate, and his friends

Aubrey: the lover, who loves Dani and amnesty lodge so much she’d do anything for them

Ned: the peacemaker, making peace not with his friends and their enemies but with himself

Indrid: the lonely journal keeper, the sole holder of decades of visions, memories, and guilt

Dani and Evelyn: the twins

Stern: the wordless one

I drew a lot from balance in order to make it work. Stern’s TMWCIFTC predicament was the last to come through, because I needed someone to round out the seven birds - but it resulted in me choosing not to kill him, and even giving him what passes for the first stages of a redemption arc. Nobody in the cast was a twin, though, even symbolically speaking, so I just came up with a missing OC character to pad it out. That sisterly relationship - and the grief associated with it - ended up becoming one of the cornerstones of TMWCIFTC.

And then, frankly, I needed somewhere to put that character and bring her home for closure. So it was off to Honduras for Evelyn. the logic for why she went - ending up with Vanessa and Boyd Mosche, wanting to learn more about her situation, meeting Jane Newton in college, working together on a grad research project, going to Honduras and falling in love - fell together afterwards. Her relationship with Jane was partly inspired by two grad students at my college, one in anthropology and one in communications, who came together on a research project and started dating after their research was done. (I think they’re engaged now, iirc? It’s super sweet, they’re two of my favorite wlws in academia at my school.)

So basically Evelyn started as a plot device/filler character who, after time and construction, I fell in love with so much that i couldn’t let her go. And i’m so glad that i managed to loop her in.

ok: now it’s commentary on a scene i like time. gonna stick this under a readmore before i post because hooooo boy i rambled a lot about amnesty as a whole in here

Any scene where Gary Stern and Boyd Mosche interact in TCOS is up there with my faves, hands down. They’re the newest, most refreshing part of the story that I’ve been working with, full of possibility because they never interacted in canon. They’re an open door. I could talk about their dynamic for days. But I’ve got another ask queued where I dissect one of their scenes and wax poetic about them there, so I’ll focus on the other thing I’m interested in: worldbuilding.

No idea if this is a controversial opinion or not, but I actually liked Amnesty’s canon worldbuilding. The Reconciliation’s entire existence and purpose was a fascinating commentary on how the few in power perceive the masses - extending everywhere from politics to worker-company interactions to micro-cultural infighting to imperialism, especially United States foreign policy, which was my original read of it. In order for a powerful entity to maintain the status quo, a tried-and-true strategy is to pit its opponents against each other, so they fight each other and die out before they become a threat to the authorities. It was a really cool premise and, despite its rapid delivery at the end of an already-rushed arc, I enjoyed what it said.

But it means jack shit in the universe of TMWCIFTC.

Like. Literally none of canon jives with my fic anyway. Spoilers for TMWCIFTC, but the big bad of that story is a Sylvan turned feral, with the mid-act-3 revelation that abominations are feral Sylphs coming to punch us all in the gut. All abominations come from Sylvain; the gate’s been open for millennia, if not millions of years, without interference, and wack shit happens because of it. Dinosaurs came through millions of years ago, gained several million brain cells, and became dragons. Et cetera.

This was all written before arc 4 and arc 5′s revelations. You see the dilemma.

So for the past... nine months now, Jesus fucking Christ. For about nine months, I’ve been revamping Amnesty’s worldbuilding from the ground up: reevaluating what the Interpreter does and what Sylvain is, fleshing out Sylvain’s world and culture, trying to understand what happened to it after humans broke the crystal and after the Ashminder voidfished most of its recorded history, and so on. Here, Sylvain and Earth exist in their own vacuum, as did Miralaviniax 5 and the insect planet that Minerva exterminated. No Reconciliation, nothing like that... just something worse.

Hm. fuck. didn’t think this through, tbh - if i talk too much about worldbuilding, almost all of TCOS will get spoiled, but this sure does fit the “commentary” quality. so there you go i guess lskdjflskdjf

director’s commentary time! ask me about any of my fics, or send a 🌟 emoji to hear about a section I want to talk about!

#asks #crikadelic #thanks indy ilysm #taz amnesty #tcos #long post