#pettis

[hawkpartys]

POV you made a popular post about insects

#inaturalist #naturalist #nature #ecology #zoology #biology #insect #insects #bug #bugblr #entomology #bugs #hawk screeches #yes i am deeply petty. dont worry about it

[passerkirbius]

So, there's a lot of USians around who are very clearly fucking fed up with their political choices this election cycle, and planning to sit it out.

And I get it! What's the point of voting if there's no one to vote for?

The thing is, I'm Australian. In Australia, voting is compulsory. We don't get to sit out our elections, and I'll be real honest with you - we don't exactly get better choices than you lot. So how do you vote if there's no one to vote for? You find someone to vote against. And there's always someone to vote against.

Now, we have the pleasure of preferential voting in Australia - We get to rank every candidate from 1 to X, and I'll tell you, there's something so cathartic about putting the biggest bastard of the lot at the very bottom of your preferences. I understand that USians don't get that option - you get to mark one person, and that's it.

That means that you get one shot, so aim it at the biggest bastard of the lot. The candidate you most utterly detest. Put your vote in the worst possible place for them. Don't even think about who that vote's going towards, that's not the point. Remember, every vote is a vote against someone. Make sure you fuck up that someone's election day!

#politics #american politics #voting #australian voting #if you can't be proud be petty #your vote can always fuck up a politician's day #why would you ever give up such an opportunity?

[vamprisms]

lesbians enjoy pathetic male characters because we have an instinctive prey drive

#if a man is sad and petty he might as well be turning his back and fleeing from me in my hunting territory during winter

[thebibliosphere]

I'm aware this is petty and very unkarmic of me or whatever, but the amount of joy I just experienced logging in to Facebook to discover that a former boss, who bullied me relentlessly and made my mental health significantly worse, fell down a manhole loony toons style, is off the charts.

They're fine. Or they will be. Couple of bruises and a twisted ankle, according to the post I just read. But man, if the photos my other former colleague posted aren't going to keep me entertained for a while.

#personal #petty posting

[breelandwalker]

Once again, I am BEGGING people to realize that tumblr tags are a filing system and not a visibility metric.

One does not come to tumblr to tag-spam for notes and get popular. There is no algorithm here. There is no monetization here. There are no influencers here.

This is where every other social media system comes to die. And we cackle and roast marshmallows on the pyre like the gremlins we are.

#Looking at you witchcraft tags #Tags are also for muttering behind our fans like petty bitches at a period film soiree

[fantastic-nonsense]

reylos crying on twitter because Adam Driver explicitly confirmed that Bendemption was never originally in the plans for Kylo....this is justice for the last 8 years, actually

#sorry to my followers but I am going to be extremely petty about this for the next 24 hours #because I feel VINDICATION in this chili's tonight #sw fanwank #anti reylo

[murasaki-cha]

Percy going "Grandpa (derogatory)" about Kronos

That was beautiful

#him calling his family members by their proper familial term aa a for of disrespect is just peak pettiness that's my boy #pjo #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo finale #pjo tv spoilers #pjo series #pjo spoilers #pjo tv show #pjo tv series #percy jackson and the olympians

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie William and Springtrap are petty,,

#myart #chloesimagination #five nights at freddy's #comic #william afton #steve raglan #springtrap #spring bonnie #fnaf #fnaf 3 #fnaf movie #fnaf fanart #William as a character is defined by his egotism #so I just know he’d hate his alt self #they would be so petty at each other

[maxiemumdamage]

Alastor being all “Charlie is like a daughter to me!” when in fact their relationship is usually polite antagonism at best is so damn funny to me. Like he never even really believed in Charlie’s ambitions, he was at the Hotel for laughs, but then an opportunity falls into his lap to taunt Lucifer in emotionally damaging ways and get away with it and he ran.

#y’all gotta remember that Alastor laughs at orphans in his introduction. he does not want to parent. this was just pettiness. #hazbin hotel #hazbin spoilers #hazbin alastor #hazbin lucifer #radio demon #lucifer magne #lucifer morningstar #max.txt

[glassiskies]

Aziraphale receives an unexpected gift.

#Crowley petty era #merry Christmas Eve! #good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #2023 art

[oifaaa]

Annabeth is so much stronger then me I'm just saying if my mum got pissed and punished me for something my field trip partner did after i was nothing but the perfect child for the last 5 years meanwhile the guy who actually did the thing got nothing but praise from his dad yeah no Luke wouldn't even have time to ask me if I wanted to fight against the gods I'd already be starting my own revolution

#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo tv show #percy jackson spoilers #pjo spoilers #pjo tv show spoilers #its the double standard #percy has been here for 7 days #and has literally been nothing but a git towards the gods for those 7 days #and yet his dad is sending river spirits to tell him he loves him #annabeth chase #i love you so much #you are so strong #couldn't be me #im too petty #oifaaaposts

[thisiswhereikeepmyseratonin]

People keep saying that the TARDIS shouldn’t have malfunctioned just from a cup of coffee but I have two theories

• The TARDIS heard that her darling newly regenerated little time Lord wasn’t going to get a cool adventure with his bestie and engineered an excuse so that he could

• The TARDIS having newly refurbished herself had coffee thrown at her nice new circuits and decided to throw a bitch fit

Look the TARDIS is the longest running female character in doctor who, has proven to be sentient, and regularly takes the Doctor to places she thinks he’d like without warning. It had to be her right?

#the doctor is the tardis’s poor little meow meow #people forget she’s alive and a petty bitch #you think she would’ve put in a coffee maker if she didn’t know what was gonna happen #she can see the future she knew what was up #doctor who #fourteenth doctor #tenth doctor #donna noble #dw spoilers #the tardis

[godbirdart]

it appears 2024 will continue the trend of art companies proudly representing themselves with the use of art theft generators [aka, AI generators]

original tweet is now deleted, but wacom used a generated image of a dragon for their 2024 lunar new year promo on twitter.

if you're shopping for art tablets, huion, artisul, and XPPen tablets do just as good a job as their wacom equivalents for less, sometimes even half the price.

when you buy a wacom you're paying almost exclusively for the Brand Name, not any actual quality.

#i ave both artisul and huion tablets and they treat me nice with no issues #many people have told me good things about xppen though i haven't personally used one #wacom #art tablets #art tools #2024 #i'm a petty wacom hater #ever since they did me dirty by not maintaining my original tablet's drivers anymore

[phantomrose96]

The realest part of the Barbie Movie was when Barbie was like "okay but what if this hurts his feelings? what if this makes him sad? :(" after Ken stole her house, stole her car, and stole her agency, because as a woman you still have to second guess everything you do on the assessment of whether it might hurt a man's feelings.

And then that apprehension was proven right one million times over by the entire Conservative Internet Manosphere pissing and shitting and screaming themselves hoarse over Barbie daring to hurt a man's feelings.

#barbie #barbie movie #also if the genders were reversed and Ken's character was a woman everyone would fucking _hate_ her im just saying #'petty bratty bitchy girlfriend wants to steal everything her boyfriend owns because she learned about feminism' #everyone would HATE her #but because Ken's a man everyones pissing frothing review is about how shittily he was treated and how shitty the men are treated blah blah #(I fucking loved Ken in the movie but I'm saying this with confidence: Everyone would hate female!Ken if this was reversed)

[a-god-in-ruins-rises]

#this is based #also pleased to see all of the americans in the replies agreeing #none of them crying about it being inauthentic or appropriation or whatever #this is why americans are superior #no resentment or pettiness #just magnanimity and joy

[tuxibirdie]

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brother shenanigans 🤌

(based on this post by @darkacua)

#I didn't know I needed petty siblings malleus and silver until now #I adore them and I need more shhshshs #I love the diasomnia family dynamic in general sm #totally didn't blur sebek so much bc I didn't wanna figure out his hair #malleus draconia #twst malleus #silver vanrouge #twst silver #twst #twisted wonderland #lilia vanrouge #twst lilia #sebek zigvolt #twst sebek #diasomnia #tuxidoodles #doodle #rkgk #shitpost