#peter is being a teenager

[pandadrake]

Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021) Post-Credits Scene (Colorized)

Been wanting to draw a thing including that cursed MCU Peter photo for a while.

Tumblr ate the image in my last post so here it is again.

#I can't stop laughing at the cartoon man being pissed off at literal human being Tom Holland #miguel was building meter on that “beefing with teenagers" thing for about a year #my art #across the spiderverse #miguel o'hara #atsv fanart #atsv miguel #spider man #spider man 2099 #atsv #spider man no way home #no way home #spider woman #jessica drew #atsv jessica #peter b parker #atsv peter b parker #spiderman #marvel cinematic universe #mcu spider man #a spell that affects ‘everyone who knows peter parker is spider man’ is a problem if that description applies to 100% of your members #Miguel really regretting everyone in the society being on a first name basis

[bluewlnteroses]

i just keep thinking about harley getting to know the truth about why peter is alone and finding out why people don't remember him and for a moment thinking he's glad he got to meet him after everything went down and immediately feel guilt and shame because its not fair peter went through so much pain and had to leave everyone he knew behind but,,,, just thinking about meeting each other before and getting to know peter and then completely forget him makes his feel sick

#but harley my baby you did #there was another crying teenager at the funeral that knew exactly what you were feeling in that moment #you just don't remember him #i feel like the world could have ended right there and peter wouldn't have notice #theres a blank space since the moment tony died until weeks after the funeral so can u blame him for not remembering harley? #they met in one of the worst days of each other's life #i just can't stop thinking about them realizing they met before and being absolutely devastated on how close they were to losing each other #because yes they met they talked and acknowledge their bond with tony but they were grieving #they talked for a couple of minutes but they didn't keep in contact they didn't become friends just like that #but now they can't possibly think about not being in each other's life #and to think they were close to lose that without even realizing it.. #ugh im sad don't pay attention to me #once again i do NOT care about the english language so dont bother i know there might be typos #harley keener #parkner #but platonic parkner works just fine too

[otgo-brooklyn]

Big Brother Slider, the true Mom Friend™

So we all have that friend, who is 100% the mom friend. And listen, are both Slider and Ice little shits of their own devices? Yes, but i'd say that Ice can be a solid Mom friend, when needed. BUT, when with Slider it just goes out of the window, and pair that with Big Brother!Slider, and you have one hell of a head cannon there.

Every time that they go to the bar, Slider doesn't even leave Ice's side, guards his drink like a feral dog, and rounds Ice up when it's time to go home

Stops Ice from having fun recklessly endangering himself

Once at the bar Ice was on his 5th Whiskey sour before a table sent over 3 shots of tequila, Ice smiled and brought one up to toast, and using his mom senses common sense, Slider abandons his chat with Goose and is at Ice's side in about 3.5 seconds saying "no no no no" takes the shots and whiskey sours out of his hand and drags Ice home

Nearly had an aneurism when he found out Ice let someone else (Goose) drive him somewhere

"YOU LET SOMEONE DRIVE YOU? WHAT IF THEY WERE TRYING TO KIDNAP YOU? KIDNAP THEN KILL YOU!? YOU KNOW PEOPLE HAVE A THING FOR YOUNG BLONDES" "WE WERE BOTH GOING BACK TO BASE, AND IM 24" "SO?? YOU'RE PRACTICALLY A BABY" "IT WAS GOOSE! AND YOU'RE ONLY A COUPLE YEARS OLDER THAN ME" "AND?? HE HAS A MUSTACHE! YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU'D TRUST SOMEONE WITH A MUSTACHE??" "YOU WERE IN THE CAR WITH ME!" "SO??"

Slider always, ALWAYS has snacks and Capri-Suns on his person incase Ice gets hungry

It's like clockwork, every time Ice starts to get hungry, hangry, cranky etc. Slider is there handing over a Capri-Sun and some carrot sticks or apple slices

"Well maybe if you didn-" Ice starts before being interrupted by Slider shoving an apple slice into his mouth mid sentence, and stopping what seems to be the next arguing match between him and Maverick in it's tracks. Ice just glowers at Slider with a pout and starts chewing on his apple slice. "I told you not to skip breakfast, now you're gonna be cranky" "Bite m-" and once more Ice is silenced with an apple slice, as Goose and Mav along with the rest of the flyboys watch on in fascinated horror as Ice's temper is swiftly and expertly derailed by Slider and his apple slices. When they're finished Slider promptly procured a Capri-Sun from somewhere and quickly shoved it within Ice's hands before he had a chance to protest. "No" Ice said looking at Slider "Drink it" "No" "Ice" "I don't want to, so im not" "Toma Mikhailovich so help me god" Slider starts, pinching the bridge of his nose, and Ice just huffs and starts to drink. The flyboys never recovered from this.

Once when filing paperwork Ice got a paper cut, as people do, and the cut is small but the tiniest, tiniest, itty bitty drop of blood wells forward and Slider already has a portable First Aid kit spread out on the desk, Neosporin on a bandaid before being wrapped around Ice's finger and Ice doesn't even blink

It's a whole 10 second ordeal and they just continue on with their lives like nothing happened

Ice coughed once after accidentally being caught out in the rain and Slider straight up commandeers the kitchen to make more soup than Ice could ever possibly consume fully convinced Ice is coming down with something

Admittedly, Ice did in fact get the flu, but Slider was too concerned to say "I told you so"

Despite everything, Slider and Ice (platonically) love each other, and Slider is 100% the mom friend between the two of them

If I forgot anything feel free to tell me!

#tom iceman kazansky #ron slider kerner #Big Brother!Slider #Baby Brother!Ice #aviation #top gun fandom #top gun 1986 #nick goose bradshaw #peter maverick mitchell #mom friend #Slider sitting down at the bar sighing dramatically about “teenagers in their rebellious phase” #Goose: Ice is an angel compared to Mav dont exaggerate #Slider: you didn't know him in flight school #ice being a chaotic gremiln to Slider #Ice: And no one will ever believe you #i will die on this hill

[dangeroustaintedflawed]

#the girls being my mutuals xx #we’re manifesting a new evan peters appearance #girlblogger #girlblogging #girlrotting #lana del rey #hell is a teenage girl #this is what makes us girls #girl interupted syndrome #lana del ray aka lizzy grant #girlcore #lana del ray aesthetic #coquette girl #femcel #coquette aesthetic #divine feminine #2014 tumblr #coquette grunge #black swan #manic pixie dream girl #coquette #jennifers body #jennifer check #the love witch #madison montgomery #dollette

[pbnmj]

Genuinely curious, what’s up with Noir’s age? And what does it have to do with his 08/09 run? ((You may ignore if you wish :D))

i no longer have to do an extremely long explaination about comics noir because it has already been done here, by foolsocracy!!!!!!! really great breakdown of his very vague age, which is never said outright in the 08-09 run, only implied!! my own personal take on this is that he's 17-turning-18 in the first one, just about graduated high school but not able to afford college (see the panel below LOL)

this also got a little longer than i thought it would, so under the cut for the rest of it! the tl:dr is "itsv!noir is not the same as comics!noir, and people saying that he's 19 isn't strictly true. to me, he's around 30!"

eyes without a face (the 09 run!!) only takes place 8 months after, in september 1933, which makes peter 18-turning-19. this is more of a headcanon though!! (see the noir birthday poll, which made me a noir-is-a-december-baby truther)

(peter being a libra is mentioned once in the first issue of amazing spider-man (2015), mostly as a punchline, and a specific date of october 10th was given in another issue that i have lost. other media, like with the mcu, has his birthday on august 10th. but to me noir is a sagittarius and you cannot pry that from me)

the 2020 run of noir begins establishing the year as 1939, making peter around his mid-20s, and 25 if you believe me on the 'peter was 17 in noir 2008' LOL.... i won't lie though i haven't read this one properly i very quickly skimmed so pinch of salt regarding my takes on the 2020 run

noir being in his teens during the first original runs is why "itsv!noir is 17-19" goes around so often! i've seen that on tumblr, twitter AND on tiktok and i don't mind what people hc, but it has become a pet peeve when people say it like its canon even though it's never been mentioned by the writers or the art book. itsv!noir is similar to his comic counterpart, but his differences in his origin story make me interpret him as a different noir (like how peter b.'s dimension is 616B, making him... 90214B?)

again, we are straying from itsv canon/etc here because i'm deranged, but i personally hc noir as being 32! some of my friends think he's in his mid-20s, others think he's older, but really the only reason is that 32 is the midpoint between the other two peter parkers: ripeter was 26 and peter b is 38. he's also voiced by nic cage, which makes me think older in the first place!

i just like the idea that he's more experienced that ripeter, but hasn't gone through as much as peter b. he spends most of the movie being broody ("moral ambiguity of your actions!", "matches burn down to my fingertips", etc etc), or snarkier than you'd expect ("it's that easy" "who are you again?" "you gonna fight or are you just bumping gums" etc etc). he also very sweetly tells everyone that he loves them before he leaves !!! i feel like it can in fact be in character for a peter parker in his late 20-early 30s, distanced from his tragedies in his own world by time (he doesn't forget them, that's different !) being able to look out for the spiders around him.

okay now we are VERY deep into hc territory, but it makes him able to balance out the rest of the itsv spider-gang as an older-brother figure who's able to guide peni, miles and gwen but also be able to act as a voice of reason for peter b. and ham if the sitauation calls for it. that being said noir is still peter parker and is therefore capable of spider-esque tomfoolery, which can lead to him misjudging the need for a snarky one liner ("this is a pretty hard core origin story"). my characterisation of him is also very inspired by heyitsspiderman, the itsv fic that changed me for the better, and noir isn't even in it that much LOL

veering back into itsv!noir's age and your actual question though: he's always read older in the movies, and not at all 17-19. noir is always going to be around 30 (32 if i have to give a number) to me!! if anything, he did go through the same kind of 'canon events' as comics noir did, but is an older and more experienced version of him, with tweaks to the backstory (like a radioactive spider instead of a spider-god, and webshooters instead of organic webbing). there are reasons ofc to see him being younger (egg creams are non-alcoholic, and that if it's 1933, his comicsverse self would be 18-19 too) . however you must consider that sony didn't expand on this and therefore it's up to fan interpretation and also that

#this kind of turns into meta . sort of . sorry about that #and i know some people take those jokes noir makes as like. just very blunt observations of what is happening #i personally believe they are jokes that aren't landing. or just him being a bit annoying <3 i love him for this #i can talk forever and forever about movie noir. its how i got into him in the first place . picked me up and swept me away #and now i overthink and read too much into his like. 6 mins of screentime #also the rich beautiful itsv noir backstory that exists only in my mind..... which is mostly the same #just with small tweaks and adjustments. its MY SIDE CHARACTER and I GET TO CHOOSE THE HCS #eg. the insane 'peter quits working at the bugle very annoyingly for everyone involved before becoming a PI' like this shit just #swirls in my brain. forever and ever. #noir #answered #edit: sorry im just realising this is boiling down to itsv noir is freshly out of his 20s #therefore experiencing post 20s clarity and is not yet going through a peter b-like midlife crisis #and is not a teenager anymore and doesn't have to battle puberty as well as supervillians #so he's somehow doing a little better than the rest of them and able to pass on funny little tips and lifehacks

[reluctantscribe]

HELLO TUMBLR!! Been a while, coming at you live with some more thought’s on the, “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,” franchise!! Specifically two iterations: the IDW Comics and the film, TMNT: Mutant Mayhem.

I’m just gonna come right out and say it, I’ve been seeing a lot of people saying that Mutant Mayhem has a Hamato Yoshi problem— and while it MIGHT, it also MIGHT NOT.

I have a theory. I know, in the age of New Rockstars MCU theories, that’s not very popular to say, and I may sound crazy for even saying any of this, but it is just a theory.

So as we know, Hamato Yoshi is incredibly important to the mythos of the TMNT, and yet… Mutant Mayhem is the only iteration of this universe to have him be completely absent. Does not exist. Not even a reference to him. But why is this? Splinter’s just a street rat? Wasn’t a pet? Interesting. But that brings me to my theory…

In the IDW Comics, Splinter is both a pet rat AND also Hamato Yoshi. To simplify: Yoshi was a man who lived centuries ago, in Feudal Japan. He and his four sons were murdered by the Shredder and reincarnated in the present day as a rat and four baby turtles. Maybe Mutant Mayhem doesn’t have a Hamato Yoshi problem, maybe Splinter’s been lying about their true origin. Leaving out important details because he doesn’t see the need. To him, Shredder isn’t around anymore. He doesn’t see the need to tell his sons about the cosmic origin of their existence.

It would explain how he and the turtles are so skilled when it comes to fighting. Watching martial arts films and youtube tutorials doesn’t make you a ninja! Ninja training does. If I’m right, I’m very excited for the future of the Mutant Mayhem universe, and if I’m wrong? I’m still super excited! I think it’d be neat if the Splinter/Shredder dynamic was shaken up. Though, I do hope I’m right. The reincarnation origin is my favorite so far.

Anyway, that’s it! Hope ya enjoyed my ramblings. Love ya’ll. PEACE!

#tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #teenage mutant ninja turtles mutant mayhem #idw tmnt #idw teenage mutant ninja turtles #peter laird #kevin eastman #laird and eastman #laird and eastmans teenage mutant ninja turtles #i love being a turtle #hamato leonardo #hamato raphael #hamato donatello #hamato michelangelo #hamato yoshi #master splinter #leonardo #raphael #donatello #michelangelo #reincarnation #april oneil #rat dad #hot soup #pizza pit #tmnt fortnite #tales of the tmnt

[solarpleasure]

I like soft and awkward Remus.I like Remus who’s comfy in his jumpers and some run down jeans.Remus Lupin who spends hours by the fire reading.Remus Lupin who IS the glue of the marauders.Remus Lupin who even though he loves his best friends will knock some sense into them.Remus Lupin who’s favorite snack is some chocolate chip cookies and tea.Remus lupin who was tall,lanky,and quite but his best friends looked up to him.Remus lupin who’s cocky and full of themselves best friends had seen how he treated others with kindness and changes themselves for the better.Remus lupin who is a teenage boy.Remus lupin who the mastermind of all the pranks cause no would the suspect soft spoken,kind,quiet,bookworm best friend of James potter and Peter Pettigrew and boyfriend of Sirius black

#marauders #remus lupin #wolfstar #he is my baby #james & peter & remus & sirius #remus being remus #remus is tired #remus is a teenage boy #let him be awkward and lanky #let the man live

[foboutfitss]

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7.2/10 for Andy bc its like. an acceptable amount of dress up for this kind of event (I think) plus the lil symbol logo is cute but the glasses remind me way too much of the glasses I willingly put on my face grades 4-8 so for personal reasons it gets points docked and I like the Phil Lester ass pose with his hands however 10/10 for Pete bc I’m fascinated by whatever the fuck is happening there

#If anons attack me for this let me put this in the tags: THIS IS A JOKE LET A TEENAGER POKE FUN AT MIDDLE AGED MILLIONAIRES #the mismatched Canadian tuxedo is bewildering and the shirt not being tucked in yet kinda tucked into the belt buckle #plus whatever’s going on with the pocket square and bow tie ?? you are a fascinating creature peter <3 let me dissect you #fob #pete wentz #andy hurley #submitted outfits

[asenkaengel]

"Jessica and Miguel groomed Gwen and kept her from her family for months. Oh, and also (insert Mr. Fantastic levels of reach to somehow say that Jessica and Miguel are transphobic/homophobic)."

😬😬😬😬😬

Also, wouldn't it make far more sense if Gwen was avoiding her father for all this time because she's afraid to come out to him? She was afraid to tell him she's a spider person, after all. But no, I'm sure it's because the scary brown man and black woman are manipulating this precious uwu white girl to keep her there.

This movie really brought the racism out in so many people.

Never speak again, thanks!

#across the spider verse spoilers #across the spiderverse #gwen stacy #spider gwen #atsv spoilers #i hate this fandom so much #just like this all the damn time #insanity #i swear i'm gonna see a post that miles is gonna be abusive to gwen and that will be when i snap #i just wanted to find some cute fanart of peter b being a good dad and miles/gwen being cute together #but nooo i gotta deal with 294773 page thinkpieces from idiots who are trying to justify their racism #ban the word grooming from the vocabulary of teenagers pls 2k5ver

[pepart]

Them: "How many Cotta and ??? interactions are you going to draw?"

Me: "yes"

Reblogs > Likes

#die drei fragezeichen #justus jonas #peter shaw #bob andrews #inspektor cotta #pep art #german stuff #there is enough angst out there let me have the soft fluffy things #except it has an angsty touch #just want to see them kids happy ok ;; #just being dumb little teenagers

[feleshero]

I missed tumblr... SO FUCKING MUCH. There's nowhere else on the internet like this website, and it's still free! We're SO back!

#ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴄᴏsᴛᴜᴍᴇ; ooc. #cw paedophilia #there's so much to unpack here! #the FC they chose for Felicia (awful) #The... description of the scene? Peter being a teenager??!! #I should tag that hold on- #how do I... #The lack of fucking RP Etiquette? Telling ME!! How Felicia would react? #She would NOT have a lustful smirk! when she found out Pete was a kid she fucking VOMITED on his dick! #I'm... #Oh they blocked me. Which is both a fair & reasonable reaction.

[athingcalledr]

Crack fic idea:

A regular spider wanders into an Oscorp facility, accidently drops into some kind of experiment and suddenly morphs into a teenage boy, capable of complex thought.

#spiderman #spiderman fandom #fanfic #spiderman fanfiction #i just love the image of him being absolutely terrified and having no idea how to be a human #he steals a janitors outfit from the closet and manages to break out of the facility #oscorp scientists tryin to chase him down wondering how a teenager broke in #meanwhile peter isnt quite sure where 6 of his eyes went or why he's developed conscious thought #omg #you've fucked up a perfectly good spider is what you did #look at it #it's got anxiety #and because it's me #naturally id bring tony stark into this #I'd need him to adopt the crime against nature

[unfortunate-songbird]

Leo gives off massive Peter Quill vibes

look me in the eyes and tell me he wouldn’t do a dance off to save the world

man already did a slapstick comedy routine to save New York this is the only logical next step

but also?? goofy smirky guys that would die for their family no hesitation?? feels a bit like a normie compared to the others??

Leo would totally be a dumbass space pirate that all the other space pirates think is too soft

also donnie absolutely gives off the feral genius energy that Rocket possesses

kinda lost the parallel after that bc while Raph could Technically (??) be groot, there really isn’t anything for April and Mikey. Gamora just doesn’t give off April vibes at all (nor Mikey, for that matter) and Drax just doesn’t fit either

#rottmnt leo #rottmnt donnie #guardians of the galaxy #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #I guess if we expanded to all marvel characters Mikey could easily be Peter parker #They’re both so cute and goofy and the literal personification of :D #and April could maybe be shuri? #because most of the other characters don’t give off that “feral kid who has zero superpowers but will still destroy you” vibe #also the vine reference #idk #Donnie being a small raccoon is an image that’s gonna stick w me all day tho

[kylejsugarman]

im especially attached to peter b parker because he's my dad's favorite ever cinematic peter parker and is also voiced by jake johnson, who played nick miller on new girl and was my dad's favorite television character for like a solid decade. its like they made him specifically to appeal to my dad and so i love him by default

#syd squeaks #also we NEED adult peter content im so sick of him always being a teenager/young adult in content

[whitestnoise]

"Why can't we all not fit in together?"

Metal Lords (2022)

#metal lords #jaeden martell #isis hainsworth #adrian greensmith #peter sollett #filmedit #(mine) #what a sweet little movie this turned out to be #i went in totally blind expecting nothing and was pleasantly surprised 💙 #and it gave me lots of thoughts about its themes #about rebelling. about standing in your own way. about finally finding your community and a sense of belonging... #being an overly dramatic teenager lol #perfect for a double feature movie night with school of rock! #also i should probably check out what apocalyptica has been doing in recent years 😇

[firebirdsdaughter]

Bc it’s what I do…

… Going back over s1 again and. I just. Forever love the way they came swinging w/ the found family right out of the gate. That whole sequence in 1x04 where Peter is sending Neal to get files, and then he walks in on Peter and El disagreeing, trying to run away, only to get dragged in and have both of them trying to make him side w/ them… That is soooo getting caught up in your parents disagreements. It’s one of the many times he gets the bug eyed, panicked look of a teenager interrupting his parents.

#White Collar #the deer in headlights way he looks between them and then tries to back out #and then is just sitting there nervously while they argue #I love the casually family vibes as much as the more dramatic/pronounced ones #Neal upsetting Peter and running to El for help #Neal getting dragged into disagreements #he's literally their adult son that they are trying to teach to be more responsible #like the times he has the vibe of a teenager being made to work for his dad over the summer… #gahhh s1 to 3 my beloveds #Adopt a Felon 101