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An 18th century travel female urinal with an eye portrait and the inscription “Ha je te vois petit coquin,” which roughly translates to “Ha! I see you, little rascal.”

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if i told you what rhis sounded ljke i dont think youd believe me so just listen

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#reblog: midnight mass #reblog: flanaverse

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“If God listened to a word ma said, I’d be living in a mansion with a handsome millionaire and gorgeous kids. She forgot to say married?”

Fran Drescher as Fran Fine in THE NANNY (1993-1999)

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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Death of a loved one can lead people to do the strangest things. THE OTHERS (2001) dir. Alejandro Amenábar

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MISS FISHER’S MURDER MYSTERIES 3x04 - Blood and Money

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I love, LOVE, watching Dr. Lucy Worsley's shows 💗 Such a great storyteller! This is what I'm currently watching: A Very British Romance with Lucy Worsley — Episode 3 📹: BBC

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So I binged the entirety of How To Build a Sex Room last night and this one scene just cracked me up

The designer's at a western leather/tack store looking for supplies to make a rustic-style sex swing and turns to one of the store employees for advice, which initially goes about as amusingly as you would expect

So then she pulls up some pictures to give him an idea of what she needs

And he's Immediately like

The professional disgust, I'm living

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not all of it is bad i think….…. we are going to be okay i think.

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The Council of Elder Tubbies

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YOU HAVE ENTERED

RADICAL SATURDAY

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THE SHAPE OF WATER (2017) dir. Guillermo del Toro