#or whatever the numbers are

[moomin279]

plot call: city and spurs draw but city destroy west ham on the final day by 5 goals and arsenal beat everton 2-0 and city still win the league

#or whatever the numbers are #i've been up since 4 am #i am dead on my feet #liverpool fc #liverpool #lfc #football #premier league

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

#due to the Great Data Decay academics write viciously argumentative articles on which episodes aired in what order #at conferences professors have known to engage in physically violent altercations whilst debating the air date number of household viewers #90% of the couch gags have been lost and there is a billion dollar trade in counterfeit “lost copies” #serious note: i'll be honest i always assumed it was english imperialism that made shakespeare so inescapable in the 19th/20th cent #like his writing should have become obscure at the same level of his contemporaries #but british imperialists needed an ENGLISH LANGUAGE (and BRITISH) writer to venerate #and shakespeare wrote so many damn things that there was a humongous body of work just sitting there waiting to be culturally exploited... #i know it didn't happen like this but i imagine a English Parliament House Committee Member For The Education Of The Masses or something #cartoonishly stumbling over a dusty cobwebbed crate labelled the Complete Works of Shakespeare #and going 'Eureka! this shall make excellent propoganda for fabricating a national identity in a time of great social unrest. #it will be a cornerstone of our elitist educational institutions for centuries to come! long live our decaying empire!' #'what good fortune that this used to be accessible and entertaining to mainstream illiterate audience members... #..but now we can strip that away and make it a difficult & alienating foundation of a Classical Education! just like the latin language :)' #anyway maybe there's no such thing as the 'greatest writer of x language' in ANY language? #maybe there are just different styles and yes levels of expertise and skill but also a high degree of subjectivity #and variance in the way that we as individuals and members of different cultures/time periods experience any work of media #and that's okay! and should be acknowledged!!! and allow us to give ourselves permission to broaden our horizons #and explore the stories of marginalized/underappreciated creators #instead of worshiping the List of Top 10 Best (aka Most Famous) Whatevers Of All Time/A Certain Time Period #anyways things are famous for a reason and that reason has little to do with innate “value” #and much more to do with how it plays into the interests of powerful institutions motivated to influence our shared cultural narratives #so i'm not saying 'stop teaching shakespeare'. but like...maybe classrooms should stop using it as busy work that (by accident or designs) #happens to alienate a large number of students who could otherwise be engaging critically with works that feel more relevant to their world #(by merit of not being 4 centuries old or lacking necessary historical context or requiring untaught translation skills) #and yeah...MAYBE our educational institutions could spend less time/money on shakespeare critical analysis and more on... #...any of thousands of underfunded areas of literary research i literally (pun!) don't know where to begin #oh and p.s. the modern publishing world is in shambles and it would be neat if schoolwork could include modern works? #beautiful complicated socially relevant works of literature are published every year. it's not just the 'classics' that have value #and actually modern publications are probably an easier way for students to learn the basics. since lesson plans don't have to include the #important historical/cultural context many teens need for 20+ year old media (which is older than their entire lived experience fyi)

[switchthedragon]

Fuck it

If this post gets 30k notes I'll ask to go see a therapist.

#switch the dragon #switchthedragon #switch rambles #the number is high for a reason #I don't wanna ask lol #but whatever you guys can convince me if you want #I've never been to therapy #i take pride in that fact

[b0tster]

me 6 days before bloodborne karts launch

#bunlith #meme #ig this is 'do not watch this video 7' #or whatever number we at now lol

[dead-sp1der]

I was inspired by @temporaltemporary's Bdubs chart and decided to add data of Joel as well

Interesting things to note:

Because the length of episodes were so different not only between Joel and Bdubs but also between their own episodes, I decided to use percentages

Joel does not (afaik) mention Etho in his episode 2 and 5, so I put those percentages at 100%

Both Bdubs and Joel mention Etho within the first minute in both their episode 7

I know Joel is up to episode 11 now, but this is about the difference between the two, so I'm currently only going to use the episodes both of them have released

#the fact Joel has 2 videos in which he does not mention Etho (I think) disqualifies him for the title of number 1 Ethogirl #Bdubs is still uncontested #or whatever idk #ethoslab #bdoubleo #bdoubleo100 #bdubs #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #hermitcraft s10 #hermitcraft #hermitcraft season 10 #boat boys #ethubs

[lazycranberrydoodles]

everybody go home. this is my magnum opus

#HELP THIS IS KILLING ME #the original version of this had hua cheng in a ‘i have a CRAZY wife she hates STUPID PEOPLE and LOVES DOGS and im NOT AFRAID TO USE HER’ #but if hua cheng was at midwestern gas station number 472 in the novelty slogan tshirt aisle #she for sure would get some sort of ‘your wife (woman symbol) vs MY WIFE (wonder woman silhouette)’ #or ‘trophy 🏆🏆 WIFE’ #or possibly a ‘return to wife if lost’ #or ‘i have a SMOKIN HOT wife’ #or ‘im the BOSS til my WIFE gets home’ #or ‘5 things you should know about my WIFE: 1. she is my queen 2. she is a bit crazy 3. she can whoop your ass #4. she says whatever she is thinking 5. mess with her and theyll never find your body’ #or ‘i go to work so my wife can COLLECT SCRAPS’ #or even at worst. ‘ my wife is the PRINCESS the mouse LOST’ #xie lian would be initially embarassed. but you know her ass would be wearing a ‘proud PROPERTY of an AWESOME WIFE’ shirts @ heaven meetings #or ‘i’m not scared of ANYTHING - my WIFE is a CALAMITY’ #which was sold as a metaphor for your wife being mean and powerful. but she wears it straight. #or even ‘im not GAY but my WIFE is’ lmfao #anyway. #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #hualesbians #modern au #tgcf meme #my art #art #tgcf shitpost #lmao #mxtx

[lycansprites]

Do you think they can get tickets to the Barbie Movie in jail

#dc #yj98 #tim drake #kon el #bart allen #young justice #robin #superboy #impulse #dc fanart #dc comics #dont look too hard into the words on th mugshots i was trying to fill space #while not having to come up w numbers or whatever #my art #digital art #timkonbart #timkon #konbart #both #all #my boyfriend and i share the same brainwave

[fireproofheart]

They never listen

#I'm well aware that those sky ships are not dirigibles #and I have decided that I fully don't care #also pls forgive whatever these colours turn out as I've been really fucking strugglign with my monitor settings #worlds beyond number #fanart #twtwtwo #the wizard the witch and the wild one #wbn #suvirin kedberiket #suvi the wizard #suvi #artists on tumblr #portfolio #wbn fanart #wbnfa

[redvelvetbunny]

AJ, kill them with hammers, please.

honorable mention by @twdg-textposts 🩷

#twdg #twdg fanart #the walking dead game #clementine twdg #minerva twdg #louis twdg #this is really old art but whatever #aj twdg #shitpost number 2 #i took this from one of those text post accounts but i don’t remember which one 😭😭

[journey-to-the-attic]

the rest of the cast got their new song covers, so i wanted to try putting the others in a band :>

i did want to make it look a bit like an album cover but i have no idea how those are designed so eh?? i also couldn't think of any band or album/song names so. if anyone has any ideas...

#art #obey me #obey me raphael #jtta ik #obey me mephistopheles #obey me thirteen #from left to right they are: lead singer/rhythm guitar - drummer - lead guitar - bass #tbh any of them could've taken any role but bassist girl thirteen spoke to me and raph canonically sings well so that felt like it fit #i did consider ik as lead but she'd absolutely shred on the drums. she has so much pent-up rage to let out... #in context this is for a music festival diavolo's putting on but it'd be a fun au as well #i like to think thirteen is the overwhelming favourite of all the fangirls #also in terms of band name... #i was thinking something based on the fact that there's one of each species (human/demon/angel/reaper) but what word can i use for that #jo has suggested something involving the numbers 3 and 4 for 3 realms and 4 members #3.4HZ Harmony was the best we could come up but it feels like there should be a sorta other-world element to it #then again if it's an au then i guess they'd all be humans anyway #ah whatever #life and work related obligations have been growing so naturally i've been starting a bunch of creative endeavours to try to get away from #is this a long term good thing for future career prospects? probably not. but i'd rather be happy

[cozylittleartblog]

whip you into shape!!

print on my etsy

#deltarune #tasque manager #deltarune chapter 2 #art #hello ma'am i have been waiting to draw you for almost 2 years but i simply have not gotten around to it until now #i love her i love her design i love the holographic elements i love how she and swatches faces kind of match #Queen Turned Their Faces Into Robot Ones (And They're Both Better Off For It) #deltarune fanart #i mean i've drawn her before but i wanted to give her a Nice Big Image not a doodle yknow #ohhhh all the tasque manager art i've started and never finished #ohhhhhhhhh there's so much of it. there's so much #finished one :) #i saw all those numbers and said Naw not doing that. which is probably not the correct option #but alsooooo whatever lol

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i am thinking how much poorer, how much less colorful the world would be if art was only made by "professionals." if all the music, all the stories, all the sketches & paintings & craftwork of the world was created only by the small category of people able to make a decent living from their art. imagine if the only people allowed to create were the experts & the renowned & those aspiring to the top. what a grey world that would be. how much joy would be bleached away! i love you people who create for the sake of creating, i love you artists who do art for tiny audiences, i love you people who make things even just for one person, even just for themselves, even if no one's watching, thank you thank you thank you for decorating the world in which we all exist

#not a shitpost #related: the most powerful crafters alive are crocheters who spend 7+ years making an intricate table cloth no one is allowed to eat on #all that arcane magic into making a display object primarily for their own enjoyment #and that of the blessed few lucky enough to be invited into their home to behold what is by rights a sacred object #if you spend a certain number of hours crafting something u have the right to have it put in a shrine or museum of your choosing i think #you have imbued it with your Life Essence by sheer force of concentration and obsession it is Holy now #anyways. old ladies who knit/crochet/embroider etc are a thousands times more powerful and intimidating #than old white dudes who are obsessed with war memorabilia or whatever #i have nothing but respect awe and appropriate amounts of fear towards crafters. my liege

[astrolavas]

yeah

#this is a doodle not full art but i feel like i have the moral obligation to post this here #hunter the number one megamind stan #the owl house #toh art #hunter toh #toh #hunter #willow #gus #my art #gus porter #willow park #hunter wittebane #luz #luz noceda #my sketches #also genuinely. megamind? height of cinema. megamind >>>>> fight club or joker or whatever HEIGHT of CINEMA #used to literally be my fav animated movie and probably still would be if it weren't for itsv existing lmaojxksjk

[paragal]

Clingyduo discovers fun

#this is one of my favorite things that I’ve drawn #also sorry for disappearing I was traveling and became very ill but I’m back nowww :3 #unsure if I’m continuing the numbering of the posts since I got sick like 4 times and sort of fell off but #idk maybe I’ll keep doing ‘c!jack august’ or whatever #triple t’s #tsmp #tsmp fanart #jack manifold fanart #dsmp fanart #c!jack #c!jack fanart #c!jack manifold #dream smp #dream smp fanart #dsmp #c!jack manifold fanart #tommyinnit fanart #c!tommy #c!tommy fanart #c!tommyinnit fanart #tubbo #jack manifold #tommyinnit #tubbo fanart #c!tubbo #c!tubbo fanart #c!tommyinnit #clingyduo #bitterduo #nukeduo

[vinceaddams]

17th century gloves are. very good.

#17th century #gloves #I'm trying to get work done on other stuff right now but I CANNOT stop thinking about fancy gloves #I. want. to. sew. fancy. gloves. #and I have so so many different ideas for cuff decorations #I should be sleeping but I'm looking at 17th century gloves on pinterest and hhnnnghhhhhhhhhhhhhh #the ones I'm sewing are more 18th century but I am taking creative liberties with some pairs because I can sew whatever I want #and I'm going to be good and finish the waistcoat I'm working on before cutting out another pair of gloves #so as to not increase my unfinished project number #but I will be constantly thinking about fancy gloves as I work on that waistcoat #I have more lambskins and leather paint coming in the mail

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

He's sensitive about that

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wwx contextualizing when the xue yang stuff happened via years post mortem is so morbidly funny to me #now that his ´secret’ (kept for…2 days tops) is ‘out’ he really says whatever he wants to #i mean. not like it’s any change from before. WWX traded acting fruity to talking about his body decomposing #That’s how it works in courtship right? Talking about each other’s tragic deaths *is* the next step…right? #I’m glad to finally have an oppertunity to draw soggy eyes lwj #the depth of pain trapped in his orbs….much to ponder about #lwj has always been a very sensitive boy. An Orchid boy if you will; won’t die so easily at neglect #but needs special care to truly flourish #Oh! Happy comic number 50! #I’m proud of myself for getting this far B*) thank you to everyone who’s been along for the ride! heres to 100 more!