#or what to wear or what to fucking eat

[tiffanyxvalentine]

Condescending control freaks: “you have to learn to yadayadayadaWAHWAHWAAAHHH”

Me: bitch, I don’t have to learn jack shit. I’ve been alive for a long time, I’m an adult it’s my life, go fuck each other up the ass with a taser.

#wish I could have said this to them #not fun being stranded at someone’s house miles from home and taking an emotional beating for nearly an hour #don’t tell me what to fucking do #or what to wear or what to fucking eat #or how much water I should use at what temperature #you’re never gonna get chance to again anyways #venting #I’m still furious about this #𝒪𝓊𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝓂𝓊𝓇𝒹𝑒𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓈

[demigod-of-the-agni]

The pishacha are manifestations of evil itself, locked within a cursed amulet. The wearer of the amulet is at the mercy of the demon, known for possessing humans and feeding off their host's chakra energy. However, if symbiosis is achieved, the pishacha can grant its host a myriad of powerful abilities.

I just needed to draw something cool okay. I needed to draw some cool goop and some cool looks okay. okay. if I didn't post this I would have exploded okay

#IT'S VENOM BAYBEE #i can't confirm nor deny if pavitr ever ends up wearing the symbiote- sorry. the demon #i honestly just wanted to get something out lmao #it's eating me up from the inside (the au and the symbiote) #honestly there's a lot of white but fuck it. my boy needs to look good. #the dhoti reminds me of gwenom tbh. you know what i'm talking about. that pink bit in her 'fit #anyway i TOLD YOU the mythology was coming in like a boss >:) #sure i'm tweaking stuff here and there. but mwahaha.... boy does it feel good when mythology actually gets what i'm trying to go for #and spits something out for me to use :D #(crying for hours on end trying to figure out how the black goop does its thing) #anyway nearly 12am. this time i will tag my shit correctly 😤 we will not have a thompson/travasso incident again #pavitr prabhakar #spider man india #spiderman india #venom symbiote #venom #spider man fanart #mythic mumbattan au #myart #artoftheagni

[chryseiswriting-blog]

Fuck all y’all. I’ve been pronouncing it Jean like blue jeans and I ain’t about to stop just cause some French man on YouTube told me how it’s actually pronounced 😤

Jan?!? JJJAN? Like JAUN!????

YOU SERIOUSLY WANT TO TELL ME IT RHYMES WITH SEAN AND IS CLOSER TO SAN AND JAN THAN APPLE BOTTOM JEANS, BOOTS WITH THE FUR?!?

No. Denied. Go home, you’re drunk.

#What the fuck French pronounciation #get outta here #tsc #all for the game #the sunshine court #nora sakavic #books #Jean Moreau has an Apple bottom and no one can tell me otherwise #he would wear boots with the fur #aftg fandom #aftg #tsc spoilers #French pronounciation can eat my ass #not really #but come on #Just let me be a stupid westerner

[skitskatdacat63]

I've decided to do myself what the cowards at Aston won't. Behold.

#GAAAAAAHHHH REALLY HAPPY WITH THESE #GRRRRR I WANNA EAT HIM #not to pat myself on my own back too much but god he looks so fucking hot #woof woof woof man why isnt aston fernando miami 2004 redux not real :((( #only exists in art form :) teehee #ty for everyone who voted in my poll for this even if you didnt know it was for this! #apologies for not picking the most voted one. however...i didnt wanna draw it LOL #theres smth sexier to me about him wearing the unbuttoned shirt OKAY #was pretty fun to design the aston version of the shirt! lmk what you think #also small gripe: it sucks ive put all this work in and its probably gonna end up getting less than the poll i spent less than 10 mins on #idc that much abt notes but ugh the fact that lower effort notes tend to do better sucks :( #unless you wanna make this post more popular than the poll- be my guest :) #anyways god i though renault fernando was hot in these outfits and i obv still do but ggrrrrrr old man fernando when i get you #as i said yesterday. if he wont do well on track he might as well do well off track. so here i am. objectifying him #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #2024 miami gp #f1 fanart #formula 1 fanart #catie.art.

[gordonsicedcoffee]

LEIGH WHANNELL as DAVID CRUSH (2013) dir. Malik Bader

#he was insane for this ngl #the lip bite. um okay miss bella swan #need to hunt him for sport. or smthn #leigh whannell #crush 2013 #filmedit #mine #I made these in a fugue state. so who even knows what they look like? not I!! surely not!! #his acting is honestly so horrendously bad in this film but. I want 2 eat him w/a spoon. so fuck it we ball #the shirt he's wearing in this one (1) scene > the entirety of this movie's plot

[alpacacare-archive]

its DESTINY

#repostober #day 18 actually on time! wow #undertale #papyrus #danganronpa #dr1 #kiyotaka ishimaru #yes. mashing favorite things together again #but it was meant to be #so many similarities between these two goofs #loud eccentric passionate autistic supportive of their friends always wearing the same outfit EASILY the best character in their franchise #HARDWORKING TO THE POINT OF WORKAHOLISM!!!!!!! UPLIFTING OTHERS WITHOUT ERASING OR DIMINISHING THEIR OWN GREATNESS!!!!!! #always eats the same thing (taka - rice balls toast and a banana- papyrus - DINOSAUR EGG OATMEAL NOT SPAGHETTI sorry its a pet peeve) #kindhearted and so aggressive about it genuinely believe that anyone can improve themselves and theyre both so silly and quirky all the tim #literally the only differences that i can think of are that taka would throw himself overboard if someone authoritative told him to #before they could even finish their sentence while papyrus is an anarchist arsonist who cusses and his intended jokes are actually funny #' * SIGH * ... WHAT A TROUBLED YOUNG HUMAN ... 'FUCK' ISN'T EVEN IN HIS RARE VOCABULARY ! HOW DOES HE FUNCTION UNDER THESE CONDITIONS ?? #he would take taka under his wing and get him back on the straight and narrow (give him weed) #and i feel like after the three day long yell over how a skeleton is walking and talking as if that were normal he'd really look up to him #fav things about this are the way takas shirt hangs off of papyrus' rib cage cus theres nothing there but a spine #that was so fun to draw sdfhg #taka cosplaying papyrus is my gift to humanity today

[heartorbit]

woe mafukasa be upon ye

#mafukasa #pjsk #prsk #project sekai #everybody say thank you cali for calling with me because its the only time i draw on paper AMEN #dont ask whats going on with their clothes i DONT know #(draws them in my clothes) idk what theyre fucking wearing #im posting this to weed anyone who isnt playing my gacha game gender chess out. these two are eating all the pieces #this isnt scanned im too lazy rn smiles

[todayisafridaynight]

sometimes i get nishiki i really do

#snap chats #like from an outsider perspective it is utterly hilarious watching everything go wrong for him #BUT GIRL NOT ME STOP HAVING THIGNS GO WRONG FOR MEEEEEE WHAT IS ALL THIS #this month its actually one thing after another if i start wearing white everyone needs to be concerned #you guys remember my bullshit roommates yeah well TLDR im getting fined for their messes im going to SCREAM #I HATE IT HEERRRREEE I KNOW IM EVIL BUT CMON #literally had such a silly night last night and now everything sucks again is this life is this what life is #its not its not what life is im just hearing my mom bitching in the other room and im letting her vibes ruin mine #everything going to be ok this is just a hiccup .... a small pinprick in the tapestry of life .... #i am incredibly annoyed though cause this is one of those situations where youve done nothing wrong but youre being shot for it #its just unfair but whatever we ball ..... im putting the hair gel away guys im not slicking my hair back just yet .... #i got a new friend last night so maybe ill just hang with them later and ill remember life is beautiful .. #heh ... jk ... i can remind myself life is beautiful right now ... im gonna go eat some tiramisu ... #jesus christ i really do love italian food what the fuck. pasta / calamari / tiramisu #i dont think calamari is italian but i got it from an italian place w/e we get the picture #its not my fault that italy has good food ... i would just never go there ..... #ok bye ima go eat and drink water now. water will remind me how beautiful life is ...

[cry-ptidd]

I want Laura in love maaaaaannn I don’t care what she’s done, what would see really be like in love?like her actions, words, will sex be something nice for her instead of just corrupting some nun?like she actually enjoys the act with someone she cares for?

Laura's highly traumatized and unstable, so her view on that topic is very unhealthy. She views sex as a power play, something to satiate boredom, but being in love? That's not something she's used to. Her mind is all over the place, she's confused. Childish even.

She believes love is something that's unattainable for something like her. She doesn't need it, she doesn't deserve it. She's fucked up beyond repair and doesn't get to demand that luxury.

I mean, yes she's pining from afar, but how can she expect the subject of her affection to like her back? Impossible. She waits for them to harm her to regain that unhealthy sense of familiarity, and when it doesn't happen she gets scared and unnerved.

As to how she would act in love, it'd pretty much be how she acts with Integra.

She becomes more meek, quiet, she's fascinated and serviable. Like how wolves show submissive body language to indicate they like you.

But there's also an underlying defensive hatred because, well something must be wrong with this person to make her feel like this.

She wants to "corrupt" them, because it's familiar, because she views reciprocity of her feelings as the person debasing themselves.

Her love language is acts of service. Most of the time those services include bringing you the head of your enemies and ending anyone who made you uncomfortable because how dare they, or offering her body to entertain you for however long. I mean people are happy when they get laid right? The satisfaction feels nice, she wants her favored person to feel nice.

She sees them as a savior or a saint, puts them on a pedestal and shows her throat in submission.

She pines from afar and denies anything about it to the person but doesn't care to hide it to anyone else. She tries to scoot closer and invade their space when they're not looking or finds any excuse to be closer to them in whatever way, cleaning their room, being physically close when she can (outside of sex of course, she doesn't understand why but it feels nice to be close to someone even when they're not using your body). She denies it all in front of the person but openly says it to anyone else.

It's obsession, devotion, willful submission and fascination because control is a privilege and she's giving it to the person, jealousy of everything but not saying anything because she doesn't get to demand anything, so she gives them her everything and hope they're satisfied. She doesn't want them to leave like how she left her previous partners. The fact that Integra can't exactly leave her without killing her (which is a whole other can of worms) reassures her a bit as well.

Also, actual intimacy is something foreign to her so throw in a hefty amount of cannibalism metaphors.

Maybe it's all an idea of taming oneself out of love. It's bittersweet.

All in all, this is the quote that probably sums it up the best.

Also, I am currently writing a smut fic of Laura x Integra from Laura's pov exploring their relationship and the intimacy they share.

#tfw ptsd annihilates your rizz #is she a complex character? #laura 'what the fuck is a healthy state of mind' chastel #she's such a beaten dog #hellsing oc #my oc #laura chastel #ask response #cw past abuse #long post #i love making her a monster wearing a human face #she doesn't know how humans work anymore (she never really understood them anyway) #how tf is she supposed to act now #(lovingly) i will eat your organs

[ghosts-cyphera]

I saw that recent drawing of Ghost that you shared. And my mind immediately thought "pornstar!Ghost? Pornstar!Ghost???"

He looks so dayum good like that. 🥴🫠

I was thinking of the same damn thing AAAH. my brain was really short circuiting like ‘is this—would he wear a—“ but yeah, yeah. uh-huh. your ask only confirms it, lmao.

the incredible outfit aside, the way that he STARES into your fucking soul please, I will never recover from this. I’m in seventh heaven right now.

-> the art in question <-

#like ?? the harness is not what he would usually wear #but then one day he walks on set with this exact outfit on and the reader is on her goddamn KNEES bc ?? wtf simon but also fuck me simon #or is the outfit asking for a touch of sub!simon? would he be the one to kneel for her to eat her out? #would she be the one to hook her finger around the loop by his neck #and pull him into a deep kiss just to taste herself on his tongue #MY MIND IS RACING HELP #like I’m not usually one for sub!men at all (oop) so there’s a chance that I won’t be able to pull any of this off but ?? aaah #pornstar!simon #lo answers

[chrollohearttags]

I’ve been having to hear abt #those two men all week and nobody was gone tell me Suki and JT been beefing and suki BODIED miss girl 😭😭😭

#cherry chats 🍒 #like that’s the level of violence I love from the girls #fuck what the males having going awn #the diss came across my YouTube and I was NAWT expecting that #like I know Suki can actually rap when she quit acting the fool 😭😭 #but goddamn she ate JT up hskshsjsgk #‘your tongue white you be eating hella ass’ ‘u mad cause your nigga wear your thong’ KSVJSGKSHSHS #EXCUSE ME #I was gagged #if a more mainstream girl starting taking shots like that #they’d be crying and claiming colorism all down the TL #but I’m glad somebody got her ass #and I love JT’s new song #but the bitch got a nasty spirit #I’m not on other socials so idk anything but this sent me

[avisisisis]

how many heart attacks do you think the jedi gave the clones

#“why isn't he wearing any armor” #“did she just jump off that cliff” #“why is she wearing such revealing clothing it's not practical for war shes gonna get shot and she'll die” #*jedi does some weird jedi bullshit* *whispers* “oh what the fuck” #“the babies aren't wearing armor either” #“the commander keeps on waving her lightsaber around to make a point” #“he's eating bugs oh god why is he eating LIVE BUGS” #“he doesn't even kill them first ew” #“sir why are you letting your padawan wear ponchos to a fight” #“the general threw me off a cliff again” “ayo what” #star wars #the clone wars #tcw #sw #the clones #the jedi #avis' post

[small-spark-of-light]

@zankydraws your silly post about them worked

#incredibox #incredibox fanart #incredibox v9 #big duke #asap bee #the idea of bee being obsessed with honey is so fucking funny to me #he WILL eat an entire jar with a spoon in 1(one) sitting #FUCK these guys were HARD TO COLOR #i was going to add simple shading but i forgor #got too caught up in their dumbfuck clothes #fuck big duke personally/j why does he WEAR THAT #what even is it #sparks creations

[starrysharks]

he's like if a woman and a man had a baby

#ocs #my ocs #my ocs art #original character #dr savory #reassassination #hes gendafluid (canon i literally gave birth to him with my brain) and sometimes wears fem clothes. thats it #the inspiration ? haruhi's dad and bugs bunny baby #ok im so fucking hungry rn omg i could eat a horse #onion thinks savory (fem) and savory (masc) are two different people (octavia's parents) #theyre not entirely wrong #also savory uses he/him no matter what hes wearing :> #zeno's art

[citree]

I saw the new fallout show!!!!!! Had a great time watching it. Burst out laughing way too many times. Everyone losing their minds over timeline consistency and swearing off the show are missing out. Twas a fun romp and a good time 👍 I actually ended up loving several brotherhood of steel characters which was a total surprise to me. Probably had something to do with how wet and pathetic they were

Also Maximus & Lucy are such dorks ❤️ I didn’t even know there was a whole third character besides the dog. why is the entire tag just her and Cooper

#🫤 well. actually I do know why #listen I like Cooper #hes cool! #smooth skin for a ghoul and an asshole which is fun #fallout tv show spoilers #spoilers #I like how he’s still an asshole at the end too like this guy is not better #but I also ADORE how Lucy still has her principals in the end despite all that’s happened #she’s still good!! the wasteland hasn’t broken her (yet) #love that for her. terrified what’s gunna happen in s2 #I also thought it was so funny how Maximus only fails up #like. every promotion he gets it’s because people just collapse around him #terminally the guy thats completely unqualified to do Anything yet somehow the last man standing #i love how he really just wanted to eat caviar and wear slippers too #absolutely so willing to say fuck the brotherhood the moment he was given any other option #the show does a good job at showing how few options anyone has for safety #I liked it a lot #txt

[juicedbeetle]

this pic makes me feel so much because I'm picturing like an AU where beetlejuice lives with the maitlands and they CAN go out the house and he's being forced to go someplace like to the doctor or something idk but it's kinda like when u bring pets to the vet and they're nervous in the car and beej has never been in a car before

like maybe they dont use cars in the afterlife they're not swag like that so beej sees a car for the first time and hes like "nah what the hell is THAT" and they show him like "look you sit inside" "NO ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!!" and then they fasten his seatbelt and he's like "this is just an excuse to physically restrain me is it"

like the thought of beej interacting with everyday things that he has NEVER SEEN and erring on the side of being nervous and pissed off like a cat being forced to take a bath and maybe they spritz him with water when he hisses, very creacher-like

#beetlejuice musical #beetlejuice #woobification tag #theres so many things he could JUST be finding out about through the maitlands and immediately interpret them as threats against his person #like what is this WRETCHED CONTRAPTION and it's just like. a fucking shower head. #definitely never seen those before #he sees a wardrobe and is like ''you guys are wearing MORE than ONE pair of clothes? gross'' #suggest more creacher behavior i eat it up #dont be too mean to him tho I'll cry