#one in a minion

[silliestgoosever]

tara gets sam those stupid ass minion t shirts and because sam doesn’t want to be mean she wears them so like every few days on the woodsboro murders subreddit there’s a blurry photo of sam with a shirt saying something like

“ONE IN A MINION”

with a minion doing some stupid shit above it

#tara carpenter #sam carpenter #one in a minion #i fucking hate minions

[civetcider]

there is no where in my room with good lighting where you can't see it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#butch #lesbian #GRR GRR #that's a real pic of my hammocks #gotta at least move the fnaf plushies and the dollar store minion #i won the domo plush from a claw machine #once again praying a women finds this charming one day i am on my knees please #civetmemes #btw that strawberry plush is like lost media or something and i cant find the brand ANYWHERE online i even asked reddit #if you know what that lil anthro strawberry plush is please tell me i have had this bitch since i was a baby i just want to know

[hyuckonia]

deuce fucking dies dot jpg

bonus:

old man breaks back laughing at lame joke too hard 😂😂😂😔

#its funny guys get it its deez NUTS hahahah HAHAHA its funny get it guys its so funny and relevant guys guys where are you goi #jumpscare: white boy #i dont have a funny story for when i doing this one but a bug flew in my dollar store minion cup of water so that was Hashtag Sad #I just wanted to draw that bonus but I do thnk deuce knows the joke and cried himself to sleep that night #twisted wonderland #twst #fanart #memes #meme #ace trappola #deuce spade #grim #twst grim #twst yuu #lilia vanrouge #lilia tells sebek to try the joke on malleus later. malleus doesnt get it. silver tells him how crude that joke is #sebek also cries himself to sleep that night #hyuckscraps

[post-it-notes7]

he's never going to find out

#geno smrpg #bowser smrpg #super mario rpg #geno #bowser #post's art gallery #they made bowser a big ol softie is this game and I'm eating it up #like to imagine he's irritated that the stars are never granting him his wishes #but the talking doll possessed by one of said stars is a part of HIS minions now (or so they're pretending) maybe he's not the WORST one

[gorvamp]

i am deeply enjoying the bitb talks i've been having/seeing for the last few days

#this one's for the minion cult 💪💪 #jrwi #just roll with it #jrwi blood in the bayou #jrwi bitb #blood in the bayou #bitb #bitb spoilers #i guess #anyways. if i think about the potential parallels between bitb and brokeback mountain again im going to perform my coolest trick

[nunalastor]

all the overlords alastor toppled

#hazbin hotel #alastor #one of those dudes kinda looks like his lil minions #nunalastor asks #hazbin rewatch #(is it obvious i'm clearing off all the shit saved on my desktop?)

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Steve is fighting to defend the kids from Vecna's reign, and he's actually gaining the upper hand.

Vecna to Eddie: I want you to kill Steve Harrington.

Eddie: *gives him an odd look* Okay, whatever you say, my liege.

He walks over to Steve and grabs his jacket roughly, pulling him closer.

Steve: Eddie, this isn't you -

Eddie slams his lips to Steve’s.

Vecna: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Eddie: *breaks the kiss* This is what you wanted me to do!

Vecna: Kill! I want you to KILL him! NOT KISS!

Eddie: I'm still hearing kiss! *turns to Steve* I'm not sure why he wants this to happen, but I guess it's happening!

Steve: I've got no complaints.

Vecna: MUNSON! I WANT YOU TO FUCKING MURDER HIM!

Eddie: *gasps* You want me to FUCK him? In front of the kids?! Henry! You kinky son of a bitch!

Vecna: I WANT YOU TO END HIS LIFE.

Eddie: You want me to make him my wife?! Okay, whatever you say, Henry. *Gets down on one knee* Steve Whatever Your Middle Name Is Harrington, will you be my wife?

Steve: Yeah. Okay. I'm not doing anything important right now.

Vecna sighed and turned to El.

Vecna: Okay. You can kill me now.

#stranger things #eddie munson #stranger things s4 #joseph quinn #eddie stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson lives #steddie #steve x eddie #steve harrington x eddie munson #vecna's curse #vecna #vecna/henry/one #kas theory #kas the betrayer #kas the bloody handed #kas!eddie munson #i don't know what he expected picking Eddie as his minion #incorrect stranger things quotes

[charleslovemustdie]

#SCREAMMM #ARMAND GET UPPPPPPPPP #iwtv #he really has to sit there while louis talks about lestat like he hung the fucking moon and the stars #the same man who REJECTED HIM no less !!!!!!!! #and all of this to the one man who maybe wouldve loved armand the way loustat love each other if he could REMEMBER ANY OF IT ! #i am a devils minion truther #i hope s2 rips my soul out #interview with the vampire #amc iwtv #iwtv amc #amc interview with the vampire #daniel molloy #louis de pointe du lac #armand #louarmand #loustat #lestat de lioncourt #devils minion #the devils minion #1k #5k

[scholarhect]

palamedes: Is the natural state of the soul quiet or chaos?

ianthe, wearing a taco bell cap and headset, leaning on the counter behind the register: Look buddy, it’s transient, shifting like water

#post tag #tlt #the unwanted guest spoilers #i have lots and lots of drafts but this one is the most important. here it is #ianthe’s mind palace minions all stuck in line behind palamedes checking their watches and rolling their eyes

[itsapmseymour]

God writing the Bible one day, a goat rolls up and eats a piece out of his robe

God, “you know just for that-“

#ruined the reputation of goats for eons to come #how can those lil goobers be minions of Satan #they have one brain cell

[thewiglesswonder]

Boogie woogie woogie—

#ever think about how Sari and Sounders in Animated are like. actually full siblings #with the same birthday no less #because come on you tell us that both Megatron and a protoform crashed on the same day #in the same vicinity as Detroit #and that Megs *isn’t* responsible for the parts of Sari’s code that weren’t influenced by Sumdac? #and then for Soundwave to be made at the hands of that same guy #with covert tech in him made by Megatron #who REFERS TO HIMSELF AS SOUNDWAVE’S CREATOR #and we’re supposed to believe that they *aren’t* siblings? #even Soundwave trying to get his mind-controlled minions to kill her #who hasn’t done that to a sibling at one point #my art #tf #tfa #transformers #transformers animated #maccadam #soundwave #tfa soundwave #megatron #tfa megatron

[kittensouls]

#naruto #kakashi #haruno sakura #uchiha sasuke #uzumaki naruto #zabuza #ri says kakashi was like #should i teach my tiny minions more than one skill? nah i'm sure they have self preservation all on their own. #and she's right #anyway i stopped using naruto as second monitor content temporarily bc i'm at sasuke retrieval and i don't wanna get to shippuden #feral rat genin hours ONLY #draw a thing #ok actually also i forgot how close sasuke actually came to like accepting his comrades and kakashi like he was actually conflicted #before orochimaru's team came for him #like he was so close to choosing to heal and let love into his stupid little heart #i forgot!!!!!

[moonelnone]

Imu: Monkey D. Luffy, I will execute you via hanging you infront of the crowd of people. -Cut to the execution-

#one piece #monkey d luffy #imu sama #moonel.shitpost #tw hanging #cw hanging #just in case #yes. this is a minions reference

[opbackgrounds]

This is a contrived and slightly silly way to get Sanji and Zoro's zombies out of the fight, but it's also funny and makes Hogback look like an idiot so I'll take it

#opbackgrounds #one piece #ch468 #I lol'd #sometimes mindless obedience in minions isn't all it's cracked up to be #and I'm okay with hogback learning that the hard way

[ghost-bxrd]

"You're a kid whos mom was obsessed with a cult, and when you were just 12, she sacrificed you. You end in hell and expected to be tortured for eternity, but turns out the demon wanted a child of his own"

by WRITING PROMPTs

Maybe Bruce?

Aweee now, just imagine!

These cultists? Totally an accident that they for the ritual right. Jason doesn’t die so much as he just seem to kind of vanish into smoke and—

wtf.

Ok.

There’s- there’s a whole child.

Right at Bruce feet. All of a sudden.

A human child.

In hell.

And look, they couldn’t have chosen a worse demon to send a sacrifice to because Bruce? He’s a protector of children.

Because there’s something that so many story and demonology books get wrong.

Hell is for the bad people to be punished for all eternity.

And Bruce? And all the other demons populating hell? Well, they exist solely for one reason:

To punish sinners for the crimes they committed in life.

It’s a jail. Bruce and his fellow demons are the jailers. They don’t guard the doors of hell because they don’t want anybody to get in, they’re guarding them so nobody gets out.

But children, children have no business being in this place of torture and agony. Not ever. There’s a whole ass system in place to keep the good souls from accidentally wandering where they shouldn’t be.

So Bruce sees this tiny, starved child crying and screaming and— fuck. This is a Dick situation, isn’t it? He needs to go to earth. Again. And drag some people down to damnation all early and piss off death again. But you know what? Tough shit. They want a demon? They’re gonna get one.

(Jason is soon introduced to another strange human after he mysteriously pops back up on earth. His name is Richard “Dick” Grayson, and his teeth are too sharp and his pupils look almost reptilian in the right light, but he takes Jason to a big ass house with a real strange butler and lots of food.

Jason thinks he’s seen the weird Brucie guy who introduces himself as Dick’s dad somewhere before… but Jason is cool with not looking a gift horse in the mouth. After all, what are the chances he’ll fall into another cult’s hands so soon after the last?)

#this went in a totally different direction than intended #but we need some demon lore diversity and I’m always here for more #Bruce has a part time gig on earth to make life better for kids and the innocents #he’s got a lot of minions #Bruce is a king of hell #one of— seven maybe #anyway the cultists also mysteriously vanished #Bruce didn’t intend to actually adopt jason #but he’s weak to the kid’s spitfire nature #like that could literally be his offspring #dick’s a half demon #he takes one look at jason and goes ‘ew #at first #and then within ten minutes he’s like ‘b can you point me to the cultists I wanna brush up on my torture skills pls’ #bruce with tears in his eyes: my babies #jason todd #batfamily #dick grayson #batfam #bruce wayne #robin #prompts #brainstorming #ghost talks

[sntoot]

i think this price is what hythlodaeus would have wanted for himself

#i havent had time to sit down and draw since the beginning of january lol #watching the prices on these minions has been so funny tho #finding out how extremely lucky you have to be to get them tho #i get it i get why they r expensive #but also i want one of each for all my characters :( #instead i spent all my money to get just emet for bunny hyth lol and now im broke #ffxiv #endwalker spoilers #my art tag #hythlodaeus