#oklahoma department of wildlife conservation

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

#relatable #weather #oklahoma department of wildlife conservation #meme #memes #tweet #tweets #twitter #funny #lol

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation reposted:

Nobody puts gar in the corner

#gars #fish #oklahoma department of wildlife conservation #other stuff

[wordusagedaily]

Poisonous/Venomous

Poisonous: hurts just to touch it; do not lick!!

Venomous: hurts to get bitten or stung; still probably don't lick though

#Odwc #oklahoma department of wildlife conservation #Poisonous #Venomous #words words words #english #grammar #english language

[dreamy-conceit]

Chaos is an educational tool.

— Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation (social media team), 3 March, 2023

#chaos #chaotic neutral #chaotic evil #oklahoma department of wildlife conservation #quotes

[shyhidingshadowgirl]

Things are getting heated in the plant fandom

Just casually lusting over some poisonous plants.

#natural #nature #plantcore #stupid shit #oklahoma #oklahoma department of wildlife conservation

[incorrectbatfam]

Stephanie: Donut holes should actually be called donut plugs but no one is ready to hear the truth.

#source: oklahoma department of wildlife conservation #stephanie brown #spoiler #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #batgirls #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

[daisies-on-a-cup]

hot girl fishing license is what will graham has

#hannibal #will graham #hannibal asks will how the fishing is and will jsut sends him a link to the oklahoma department of wildlife conservation twitter

[typhlonectes]

Texas zoo hatches brood of rare, ghostlike crayfish species

The hatchlings also mark the second-ever breeding of a blind, white, and 'cave-adapted' crayfish.

Another Texas zoo is celebrating a historic milestone in the restoration of a critically endangered species. This week, the San Antonio Zoo announced the births of 47 Oklahoma Cave Crayfish (Cambarus tartarus). Born at the zoo's Center for Conservation and Research (CCR), the crayfish are the first-ever to be hatched under the care of humans. 

Known as one of the rarest crayfish species in North America, the Oklahoma Cave Crayfish is no more than three inches in length, with a white or colorless appearance, according to the Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation. The crayfish, which have no external eyes, thin pinchers and legs, are most at risk from groundwater pollution. Direct disturbance of their caves, which are limited to a single county in northeast Oklahoma, is also a critical threat. The state has listed the species as "state endangered." However, the species is undergoing review for possible inclusion on the endangered species list by the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service...

Read more: https://www.chron.com/life/wildlife/article/texas-zoo-rare-crayfish-18364707.php

#crayfish #crustacean #endangered #conservation #caves #animals #nature #science #environment #texas #north america

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

#oklahoma department of wildlife conservation #alligator #alligators #memes #meme #lol #funny #tweets #tweet #twitter

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept

YOU are cold. They have fur. Do not let inside.

#dept. of wildlife oklahoma #dept. of wildlife #other stuff

[let-tyrants-fear]

Percy Jackson Careers

I'm tired of everyone writing Percy as a marine biologist, so I've compiled a list of jobs he would actually have as an adult.

Teacher. Specifically a middle school Latin teacher, modeled after his year in Chiron/Mr. Brunner’s class. Maybe he just does it because he likes kids and likes teaching, maybe he works as like a long-term sub to get into schools where they think there are half-bloods. I don’t know, but I could totally see him as a teacher in some capacity, and I think he would work really hard to make sure that none of his students feel the way he did in school.

Underwater archaeologist. This is a real thing. There are a lot of shipwrecks that are accessible and provide valuable resources, as well as a lot of ancient sites that are now underwater as a result of shifting coastlines and changes in sea level. @phykios has a great post about Percy as an underwater archaeologist here.

Plumber. Because he is after all Supreme Lord of the Bathroom.

Electrician. Because he loves to mess with the gods. He becomes an electrician as a 'fuck you' gesture to Zeus.

Demigod Union Rep. I know we all joke about how Percy ‘pay your damn child support’ Jackson essentially appointed himself as the demigod union rep at the end of The Last Olympian, but what if they made that official? He takes a class on Ancient & Immortal Laws in college, and now demigods call him in whenever they’re having issues with a god. They all pay “union dues” so he can collect a salary of sorts.

Aquarium worker. There are several possible routes Percy could take to work in an aquarium. I've listed a few ideas below.

Presenter/Educator. Like, the guy who does the little shows for kids and shows all the school groups around. Percy is great with kids, and I think he’d have so much fun presenting, but also just interacting with kids and families visiting the aquarium.

Aquarist. This is apparently a real word for a person who takes care of fish, which my sister discovered by googling 'zookeeper but aquarium.' Anyway, Percy would be the person who cleans their tanks and sets their diets and provides enrichment, etc. Also, accredited aquariums would have a research branch to study fish and observe behavior, and Percy would be super helpful because he could just. Ask the fish.

Social media manager. He would have so much fun posting memes and fun facts on the aquarium's social media accounts, and I think his sarcasm would make him a huge hit on the internet, a la Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation. Plus, I think he would spread fish gossip all over Twitter.

If you have any more, please feel free to add them!

#no shade to the people who write him as a marine biologist #but we as a fandom can do better #pjo #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians

[goverment-agency-bracket]

#government agencies #government bracket #tumblr polls #actual polls #brackets #round 2

[thepinktorturedpoetsdepartment]

department of wildlife conservation in oklahoma has a public service announcement

#this is the right way to start off my monday just good internet funnies #greatest hits #mckennacore

[sickhumor]

Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation Has The Funniest Twitter

[warcrimesimulator]

the Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation? 😭

#I almost thought this was fake (since anyone can have a blue checkmark now!) but it's not

[casualfruit]

I’m so sorry Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation, it turns out that bacteria was the flavor in my water bottle

#the water had a feathery texture but I kept forgetting to wash it until today (4:30am) #and it was Bad. it was So Very Very Bad. #casual convo #unsanitary