#oh*

[asecretvice]

please watch dead boy detectives!

anyway just doing my part--

i watched the dead boy detectives and loved it. with both yockey and carver involved, some loving homages to spn and other similar shows, but it still felt original. the stories were fun even if they got very dark, the casting was great, and i'm excited for where it's going next.

we've been told over and over that netflix cares if people FINISH the season in a certain amount of time, so please give it a go as soon as you can!

#dead boy detectives #anyway spoilers are about to follow #in the episode with the loop before they were even in the house i was like i bet it's a death echo #and then the ghost didn't acknowledge them i was like yup death echo #and then it started over again i was like DEATH ECHO #and then they were like it must be a LOOP #and then i was like #oh #is the phrase death echo something that was made up for spn? #fascinating #but that's indeed what it was

[brettanomycroft]

"Managing the bad guys"?

The computers have started talking out of nowhere, your IT manager had a mental breakdown and is now sneaking into his own place of work, one of your external operators just stole a corpse, two of your employees broke into a condemned building where a man had his eyes ripped out(?) and have possibly unleashed a new and vengeful horror, another one of your employees woke up on the side of a motorway with no memories of how she got there, your externals liaison girlbossed too close to the sun and is in the middle of an existential crisis, and there's still 👏no👏tea👏in the👏break room👏!

The O.I.A.R. is managing bad guys the way I "manage" my anxiety or "manage" my time.

#the magnus archives #the magnus pod #tmagp spoilers #tmagp #tmagp 13 #tmagp 13 spoilers #oiar #samama khalid #alice dyer #lena kelley #colin becher #celia ripley #tmagp shitpost #I'm being silly #Oh #gwen bouchard

[croy2814]

#oh #alice delish

[lady-banana]

Just my thoughts after rereading ch74 of Moriarty The Patriot

• I forgot some random person backhanded William. And I have beef with him now. And honestly, how do you just backhand-slap someone in the middle of a very serious battle? That sounds goofy.

• Also, assuming Billy was somehow able to conserve Wiliam's battle clothes and cane from the Final Problem, did he just go out shopping for that eyepatch? And assuming Billy didn't conserve the clothes, William really just decided to go on a little shopping spree before joining in the war.

• You would think William got weaker after being bed-ridden and injured, as well as severely mentally exhausted. This guy sent the man FLYING. Then proceeded to do the same to four other men, like they're bowling pins!? As well as beating the rest with the cane quitely literally. I love him.

#oh #my thoughts were all about William #again #i can't with myself #moriarty the patriot #william james moriarty #liam moriarty #yuukoku no moriarty

[idkwhattoputhereidontknow]

Child!Yuu in Twisted Wonderland!

Here is a little link if you want to know a little more about this Yuu. https://www.tumblr.com/Little Yuu ideas! \^o^/ This is just how I think it would go when my Child!Yuu enters Twisted Wonderland!

"Yuu?"

"YUU?!"

A familiar voice snapped Yuu out of their thoughts. "Yeah?" Yuu says lifting their head to make eye contact with the owner of the voice, Yuu's close friend, Ava, "Ya gonna eat that?" Ava is pointing at the roll on Yuu's lunch tray, "Cause if you're not, I want it."

"Oh....I'm not. Here you go." Yuu says passing the roll to Ava, only for her to turn back to they're other friends at the lunch table, ignoring Yuu once again...This was the routine that happened every day since Yuu and her friends started middle school. They wouldn't talk to Yuu unless they wanted something then once they got it, they would completely ignore Yuu like they were a ghost. No matter how many times Yuu would try to speak they would just get ignored over and over again...I can't really blame them it's not like we're in the same classes anyway, so it's probably just a bit awkward trying to talk to me. Is what Yuu would tell themselves after the cycle repeated itself.

Maybe I need a breather...? Yeah, I should go wash my face or something like that. And with that thought, Yuu excused themselves from the lunch table to use the restroom. "I'll be right back guys." As Yuu got up from the table not a single one of their so-called friends responded, they didn't even give Yuu a glance or a nod, just silence. Almost like Yuu didn't even exist in their world.

Yuu took one of the bathroom passes off an empty table and retreated to the restroom. Much to Yuu's relief no one was in there. It was just them, all alone. They stood in front of mirror and a sink, looking at their reflection before they splash their face with some icy cold water. Even with the freezing water against their face it still felt uncomfortably hot...Geez, Yuu. Ava just asked for some bread that you knew you weren't going to eat, so why are you so upset? Yuu couldn't quite understand why they were feeling so...yucky. The nasty warm face that they only got when they were having anxiety, not to mention the empty pit they felt in their stomach. Maybe it was from the fact that they haven't really eaten anything today or maybe it was also from this uncalled-for unease.

Well, whatever it was, Yuu knows they can't stay in the bathroom for too long or the teachers will come to check on them, and they can't have that, now can they? I guess it's time to head back. Once Yuu dries their face off with the top of their shirt, they turn to head out of the restroom.... Why is my vision so blurry? Everything Yuu sees starts to contort and blur into each other. Yuu also starts to sway from side to side slightly in a zombie like mannerism.... Ouch my head! What's happening..? Before Yuu had the chance to balance themselves everything went black........

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Once Yuu opened their eyes all they could see is black...? Huh?! Did I go blind!? No, no, don't be overdramatic, Yuu. I'm sure you'll be fine. Once Yuu attempts to calm down at this weird situation, they slowly moved their hands in front of them to get a feel of their surroundings. Their hands press against a wood like wall that felt cold to the touch causing Yuu to wince back. Seriously where am I? Before Yuu could think another thought-

BANG

BANG

The sudden banging quickly made Yuu back up into the corner of this cramped place. What the hell was that?! As Yuu thought, there was another voice that was coming from outside the box Yuu is trapped in. "I better hurry up and find that uniform before someone spots me... Urgggh... This lid weighs a ton! Try this on for a size! Mya-ha!" As soon as the voice finished speaking blue flames engulfed the area around Yuu!

"AHHHH!!!" Yuu quickly shut their eyes tight and covered their face with their arms, "What?! You ain't supposed to be awake!" The voice says in a surprised voice. Since Yuu didn't feel any fire burn them, they slowly pecked their eyes open, still keeping their arms over their face. Yuu could now see the surrounding area outside the box. There were floating coffins running along the sides of the room with a large black mirror hovering over the floor in the middle of the room. Although, the thing that immediately caught Yuu's attention was a small grey cat standing on its hind legs in front of Yuu. The cat also had blue flames just like the ones before coming out of its ears with a pitchfork tail! Why does this seem so familiar...? Yuu glances around the bizarre room once more before it finally settled in.

"Am I in Twisted Wonderland..?"

Hope you enjoyed this little fanfic or whatever I just made is called. I don't know if I'm the best at writing, but I at least tried, right? Oh, and I'm going to start working on those requests I asked you guys for now. ( •̀ ω •́ )✧

#twst x reader #twst #twisted wonderland #twst x child yuu #twst x yuu #fanfic #What else to put? #Ummmm #twst yuu #child!reader #Child!Yuu #I think that's it! #Oh #Wait! I forgot #Have a great day!!! ╰(*°▽°*)╯

[inkstainedsins]

all in all odysseus is a terrible ship captain but a great friend. that's what makes him good protagonist material.

(source: the ocean saga, MONSTER oh my god, Polites' and Anticlea's portions in The Underworld (song))

The key difference between Odysseus and Eurylochus is that Eurylochus is a better ship captain. He understands the wants and needs of the crew and puts them ahead of his own (TO HIS DETRIMENT) and he makes his whole purpose for the crew. If the crew wants trust, go to Eurylochus.

Odysseus is a good skill guy. He can navigate the seas and use clever solutions to get home because he wants to get home as soon as possible. He, however, is not doing it for his crew OR kingdom: he's doing it for his family.

That is why he survives. He can become as ruthless as he needs to be to get to his goals. It's also why he loses support, but he doesn't care. He is willing to use his monster, no matter what it takes.

All these men have their monsters. Eurylochus betrays for his crew, Odysseus kills and saves for the family he has left, Circe turns threats inhuman and Polites lives in defiance of his. Gods don't care about their monsters, not really. Odysseus does care (the point of the entire saga) but he'll become his monster readily when he must. That's what survival is.

#odysseus #oh #epic the musical #monster #the ocean saga #epic the underworld #character analysis #odysseus is relatable- his weak points are the same as all of ours #it isn't shameful #it just is #he knows what he becomes and embraces it

[chiperti]

#oh #mettakaard #rouxls kaard #mettaton #deltarune #undertale #utdr fanart #deltarune fanart #undertale fanart #rouxls kaard fanart #mettaton fanart #yeah Edward Scissorhands screenshot

[thunderon]

working an office job now is so funny because when i was 16 i worked a shitty minimum wage job where my manager was an ex-felon bodybuilder with knuckles tats who spent time in prison for attempted murder… so guess what, phil? your fancy title and lame white-collar intimidation tactics aren’t going to work on me, actually. i watched my old boss pull a knife on someone. you really think im going to fall to my knees when you make passive aggressive commentary? please get real

#it’s literally comical #oh #to be clear my boss was reacting to us getting robbed #not just randomly lmao #op #bestof

[catfindr]

#petfinder #catfinder #cat #kitten #kitty #dreamworks #oh #ohio #1k #5k

[pretty-pink-rose-0413xxx]

Hahaha

#oh #lol #something voodoo #hungry #tumblr's idiot staff can't understand that this is a “joke video”

[nerdpoe]

Dan hates his Nicer Self.

He does. He really, really does.

The kid is naïve, cocky, strong in the weirdest ways that don't make sense-

And he's such a busybody! Always helping, always jumping into things, and always saying that he's definitely not trying to be a hero.

It's annoying.

It's so annoying.

For instance, Phantom got called in by the JL for an all-hands-on-deck situation right before a super important test. Phantom accepted the call.

But the JL had dealt with threats like this before, a million times-there was literally no need to answer the call.

Yet the little dumbass had.

And now Dan was at home, staying on the other side of the room away from Vlad, and watching the fight on TV.

Phantom takes a hit. Then another. Then another.

Good; he'll learn not to jump when the JL says jump, then.

Phantom goes down, disappears behind some rubble.

Dan doesn't care. He doesn't. Let the kid learn a lesson.

Phantom doesn't get up.

Just like Jazz didn't get up.

Or Sam, or Tucker, or his mom or his dad-

Dan sees red.

He barely hears Vlad as he rips a portal to the fight and steps out, in his own ghost form, and decks the bad guy-some demon named Trigun or whatever, fucking weeb-so hard he knocks the guy back.

The fight pauses.

"You touched the twerp," Dan growls, voice distorting and allowing his powers to manifest at full capacity for the first time in years, "So you get to lose your head."

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #Flash has been trying to hard to instill good hero instincts into Phantom whenver he gets the chance #only to have this happen and be like #oh #OH #YOU'RE NOT THAT GUY #YOU'RE HIS LITTLE BROTHER #OH FUCK #OH NO #i also headcanon that even though Dan has twerp body his ghost form is the same #so he's built like a horrifying brick shithouse #agit spoilers #a glitch in time spoilers

[weltenwellen]

Ruth Awad, from “Reasons To Live”

#poetry #oh #even when you can't stand it even when you can't stand (!!)

[goodapollo]

2024 Eclipse Totality, Toledo, OH

#Eclipse #Totality #Eclipse totality #Eclipse 2024 #Toledo #Oh

[thebibliosphere]

Apropos of nothing and certainly not the hilarious ask I just got but I find it so funny when the worst insult someone can come up with is "all your faves looks like dusty old men" like yes, and?

Have you considered I'm a dusty, dusty old crone, and I'm just thirsting in my own lane?

#lmao #oh #never a dull moment on tumblr #like what even prompted that?

[acemdzsfan]

oh shoot.

I just realized that I was the aromantic outlier in my psychology class that my professor was Not prepared for.

#oh #ooops #aromantic #asexual #aroace #aspec #arospec #college student #college #psychology class #oooh dear

[croy2814]

#oh #alice delish