#oh yes absolutely he would be

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice

#jeeves and wooster #i want to watch tumblr go rabid i want to watch ao3 overflow with jeeves/wooster fanfiction #yes obviously the fandom EXISTS but it's a cozy little neighborhood #a handful of talented artists and writers doing their best to keep their charming little village going #but i'm tired of cozy i want this fandom TRENDING #I WANT TO SEE THIS ON MY DASHBOARD PEOPLE #i swear to you if they made a shiny new tv series tumblr would absolutely obsess over these characters. good omens levels of obsession #it's just such a great dynamic! the good-natured overly-trusting bumbling idiot in constant need of rescuing! #the stoic all-knowing genius who quietly masterminds mayhem in order to protect this one moron he's devoted himself to for some reason #jeeves as a morosexual is just such a beautiful interpretation of the original text #wooster as a happy-go-lucky himbo who stumbles his way into a relationship with a protective caring and supremely competent mastermind #the angst and social complexities of a same-sex cross-class relationship in turn-of-the century london! #oh AND half the stories are about jeeves helping wooster get out of engagements/desperately avoid marriage #two men who live together constantly scheming to maintain their bachelorhood. this is quite literally the main plot point #the gay subtext is there! the gay subtext is there and very ripe for picking!!! #this thing is LOCKED AND LOADED we can pounce literally any time

[ordinarytalk]

CHAPTER 8 CLIP.EXE MOODBOARD

@venomous-qwille I am rotating him in my mind continuously

(Go read Ghost In The Machine)

#Clip.exe is rapidly climbing the ranks in favorite characters #not necessarily a favorite that I would like to hang out with but absolutely a favorite where I cheer wildly whenever he appears #ghost in the machine #gitm #clip.exe #fnaf sb #Is he a robot? Unknown. Is he a virus? Unclear. Is he a ghost? Possibly. Is he a funny bastard? OH yes.

[oxydiane]

mcgonagall: mr potter, is that a snake?

harry: this is herbert, professor. he’s here for emotional support

mcgonagall: in what way?

harry: when he talks shit about professor snape and malfoy in a way only i can understand i feel positive emotions

#i am forever upset harry didn’t get a pet snake to like sneak around for him and talk shit about people #it would have been so funny like i can really see him gossip with it at the gryffindor table during breakfast #‘harrrry you will never believe what that prissy bitch malfoy is up to’ #‘so he IS up to something HAH thank you herbert i fucking knew it’ #‘harrrrry let’s tell umbridge to fuck hersssssself’ #hermione is 80% of his impulse control stopping him from doing exactly what his pet snake suggests #ron is like ‘what did herbert say? oh yes he’s absolutely right LETS DO IT’ #can someone make a rewrite where everything is the same but harry has a little sassy pet snake? the snake is just him but snake form #harry potter #headcanon #mcgonagall #minerva mcgonagall #harry james potter #incorrect harry potter #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect quotes #golden trio #golden trio era #hermione granger #ron weasley #severus snape #draco malfoy

[fourswords]

"blue would hate shadow" WRONG did you people even SEE how devastated he was when shadow died. blue's entire THING is going "ARGH WHATEVER I DON'T CARE" and then he proceeds to care so fucking deeply about everything. RED, on the other hand, ABSOLUTELY has a precedent for pulling some shit like. idk. locking shadow in a room full of light energy (or something like that) and then when the other three links are yelling at him to let shadow out he's just like "oh but isn't it so much more peaceful around here like this? teehee!!! :3 alright alright i'm just kidding!! i'll let him out now <3" like that little shit didn't even have the barest minimum of a REACTION when shadow died and he canonically holds grudges even if it's not for very long. blue and shadow would not be at each other's throats bro shadow would be hiding behind blue every time red comes into his line of sight for at least a week and a half because red keeps smiling and waving at him in a manner that somehow manages to be both cheerful and threatening at once. except nobody notices it but shadow so blue thinks he's fucking nuts but keeps letting him hide behind him anyway

#RED IS JUST SOOOOO FUCKING FUNNY HE'S LIKE oh wow blue's been frozen in ice? that's sooo sad oh no!!! </3 i'll make sure he's remembered #as a 'short-tempered hero who lived a short life' (read: bad at his hero job) #and then the fairy's like UNFREEZE HIM WITH YOUR FIRE ROD YOU DICK #and red's like aw man do i haaaave to? SIGHHHH and then sets blue on fire. and ONLY when blue turns to look at him #does red turn on the waterworks. it's HILARIOUS. i LOVE him #also yes he and shadow would absolutely get along eventually. there's no doubt in my mind of that. At The Beginning However........ #fsa #four swords adventures #txt

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

The desperate nostalgia of our recent modern era meeting Hollywood's inherent ageism should have been a well earned push back against actors aging out of the business but instead it birthed CGI monstrosities.

#i am so sick of every single show and movie getting the 'it looks slightly less abominable! what an artistic achievement!' treatment #you're lying through your teeth and you know it #let your cast age and recast for flashbacks #or use make-up if you absolutely must #i am so tired of being distracted from scenes by unintentional horror #'oh would you rather anakin has inexplicable wrinkles' YES! Because at least he doesn't look like he's about to eat my skin!

[tomurakii]

I'm still a kipperlily apologist actually. Why are we starting the episode talking about how she's been in counselling since freshman year. Maybe after 3 years you should've counselled her better tf

#something is immensely wrong and has BEEN wrong. she absolutely needs help #but shes like 17. its not like shes fuckin innately evil or something. shes still younger than Ragh and Aelwyn were in season 1 #if Aelwyn can have stans so can Kipperlily #i just think it would be fucked up to do all this talking about her struggle with anger issues (and the fact that she's been seeking help) #since she was 14 and have that be it. like oh yeah she was just evil already. like surely thats not how this works #surely when brennan's been having so many of the bad kids embrace rage and has set up Ankarna to be maybe a victim hes not gonna like #villain typecast the kid who's been seeking help since her freshman year. surely we're not doing “anger issues mean you're evil” #kipperlily copperkettle #d20 #fantasy high #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #you know what YES im tagging this

[demadogs]

i always say i dont want a book to have a screen adaptation out of fear of them doing it dirty and then i think of the most perfect casting ever for the main character and im like FUCK now i wont sleep until i see this happen

#yes im still thinking about walker scobell as simon snow and i will not stop thinking about it for years #look at the last gifset i rbd TELL ME THATS NOT JUST FIFTH YEAR SIMON SNOW #i read carry on when i was SIXTEEN and i am not exaggerating i have been trying to cast simon for the last 8 years #ive had some pretty solid options for baz but for some reason simon has been so hard to find #but this kid oh my god he fits him so perfectly hes such a great actor but also he just looks exactly like how simons described #just give him a little more freckles and moles and that is simon snow #and percy and simon are very similar characters so i COULD NOT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT i lost it when he fought the chimera with a sword #im so attached to carry on ​i would be absolutely DEVASTATED if it was adapted terribly so ive always said i didnt want any adaptation #BUT FUCK WALKER SCOBELL LITERALLY IS SIMON SNOW AND NOW I WANT IT AAAAH #SOMEONE PLZ TALK TO ME ABOUT THIS SOMEONE ELSE HAS GOT TO BE INSANE ABOUT IT TOO #now im gathering pics of every kid actor i want for each character and im putting them next to each other like theyre action figures #might make a post about who id cast for everyone i have so far #DEFINITELY will if someone asks me to #walker scobell #simon snow #carry on #snowbaz #books #books and reading #booklr

[satoruxx]

literally the most unrealistic part of the leaks was that shoko wasn’t mad about the plan…

#[𐐪— jjk spoilers. 𐑂] #you're telling me #shoko “i was there too” ieiri was not against the plan #and i get people will be like oh she just fully believed he would win yada yada #yes ofc she did #BUT EVEN HE WAS UPSET SHE DIDNT CARE #gege whyd you absolutely ruin her like that #the amount of people on twitter who are just trashing on her now bc apparently she didn't give a shit about satoru #nah bro she ALWAYS gave a shit gege just never wanted to show it... #im so sad bro satoru was genuinely so upset she didn't care #satoshoko my beloveds you will always be special to me #real ones know that 261 was out of character for literally every person in it #ugh im so upset goodbye #jjk leaks #jjk spoilers #jjk 261

[possamble]

realizing im kind of a weirdo about laios and marcille

#possramble #ignore this im just babbling but #the thing is that like. i don't ship laios and marcille together. their relationship is so so important to me in that laios comphets himsel #and THINKS that he might be in love with her but he isn't and that's my insane obsession #platonic soulmates for real but they're so sweet together that i fully expect them to be shipped together #like i get it. that's almost the appeal for me. if dungeon meshi were any other series there'd be an epilogue where they get married #convention dictates that they're meant to be together as the male protagonist and his beloved female deuteragonist #but dungeon meshi DOESNT do that and i love it so fucking much they're the comphet besties ever for my strange little brain #like if i ever did an arranged marriage au it would absolutely be laios and marcille having a platonic political marriage and then just #the most insane mutual pining with marcille and falin while laios and marcille struggle their way into becoming best friends #the imagery of the king and his beautiful court mage being tender to each other and everyone thinking they're in love is like catnip to me #like yeah they'd be like that and have no idea people think they should be together and the subversion makes me so obsessed #the more people ship them romantically. the more i enjoy their platonic dynamic it's like some sort of weird comphet fetishism idk #people think they're in love and im outside the window like YES... YES!!! #but also the second i see stuff of them kissing on the mouth or fucking im like oh god no i went too deep in here i gotta get out #don't wanna see that. i'll go feral over the idea of laios and marcille being arm-in-arm like king and queen but they would not fuck. #i want marcille to be his default comphet beard and dance partner/plus one at official royal events but they're not kissing. #she's there on his arm because he's scared of the other noble women tryna get him and being a baby about it #and people see them muttering to each other and laughing and generally being very sweet and think that they're dating but they're not. #she's actually covered in hickies from falin underneath her dress and is gonna get dragon dicked right after the party is over #like she's in her bedroom and falin's helping her take her ridiculous dress off while listening to her complain about politics #and falin is the person she goes home to the person she falls asleep to and wakes up with #they're a triad of utter devotion to each other but only farcille's side of the triangle is romantic #it's almost like an open secret because they're not trying to hide it at all but people assume and are surprised to find out #like people are so right about her relationship with the toudens but with the siblings' roles switched #love of her life & irreplaceable life companion. does anyone get it #anyway. i don't know what's wrong with me #it bothers me that they're not the undisputed most popular het ship for marcille on ao3 #it's unnatural. marcille being paired with any other man should be a fringe case.

[nebuladreamz]

-taps on mic-

Friendly reminder that FNAF book canon and game canon are completely separate, with the game canon being the end all be all for what's actually happening

Yes there are elements from the books that were implemented into the games that. To be honest has fucked up everyone since then but those are. The only actual elements including the Mimic that have become the canon within the main universe

Anything and everything else should be seen as a goofy Goosebumps story unless they actually- GENUINELY- make sense within the confines of the universe

#nebula rambles #yes this IS about what i just fucking heard about. #the leaked story from tales of the pizzaplex #and im sitting here like “he would NOT fucking do that” #i sit here in my desolate room knowing only elements may or may not be canon in actuality and everything else is null to me #does that make the story make any more sense or anything?? #no absolutely the fuck not HE WOULD NOT DO THAT OH MY GOD.

[lotus-pear]

rewatched kny and am suffering from tanjiro trio brainrot

#i got the kny game on switch so i also decided to rewatch this show and was immediately struck on the sole fact #that zenitsu and tanjiros interactions were legit <33 #i remember watching kny for the first time and i was like wow they're platonic soulmates #but i actually ship them now🤡👍 #you could legit take two characters out of the trio and be like ''do you ship them'' and i would be like yes absolutely #because all their personalities go well together to make a wholesome and healthy dynamic #except inosuke who would constantly try to fight zenitsu but then again he tries to fight everyone so #speaking of inosuke i don't remember him being so violent🤡 #that mf literally tried to kill zenitsu and tanjiro both #bitches be like ''oh he's baby uwu'' no my man is literally fucking unhinged and this close to snapping #tanjiro's squad is peak positive male friendship borderlining on gay and honestly that's why this show is 100/10 #kimestu no yaiba #demon slayer #kny #tanjiro kny #kny tanjirou #tanjiro kamado #zenitsu kny #kny zenitsu #zenitsu agatsuma #kny inosuke #inosuke kny #lotus draws

[caspersickfanfics]

I continue to force my sick Cyno agenda on innocent talented people and I cannot be stopped. This isn’t a fic request or anything I just want to share this brain worm

Cyno returning to Tighnari from work seemingly fine, a few scratches etc, but he’s VERY tired, so they do their song and dance of treatment and grounding and go to have dinner. And Cyno seems normal, until dinner is served and for whatever reason the normally iron stomach Cyno CANNOT handle whatever nari served. And it’s bad like he goes from fine to scrambling to the bathroom and Tighnari is just *surprised pikachu*

now here’s the thing- something nari served reminded Cyno of something he witnessed or had to deal with on his last mission. Maybe Cyno didn’t think whatever he saw or did, or ate, (who knows!! It’s a mystery ) affected him that much until it reappeared in this new context? Or maybe his body just has a knee jerk reaction to a perceived threat? Frankly I have no idea what it would be that caused this but the possibilities are fun. And! I like the idea of Cyno being equally shocked by his sudden nausea and it just totally ruining his night as his stomach just won’t stop churching

he would make tighnari SWEAR to never mention this to anyone ever, the General Mahamatra doesn’t get squeamish (and really he usually doesn’t) but Tighnari rolls his eyes and assures him that exhaustion plus *insert whatever the hell happened* would make anyone feel off something something comfort the end

Oh this is so freaking perfect for them!!!!! Absolutely brilliant.

I can think of a few things that could lead to this. One would be having a normal meal and then witnessing or experiencing something traumatic afterwards. Another would be a more direct tie -- eating something that was poisoned. And the middle option would be, Cyno got captured (and tortured or made to witness Horrors, etc.) and was forced to eat the same thing every day :(( Whatever it was, Cyno wasn't physically injured too bad, and he's had time to recover from that, so he figures "all's well that ends well" and doesn't linger on it much at all (avoidance is a symptom of trauma). Maybe there was someone else who went through it with him and they're not feeling great about it, so Cyno makes sure to get them situated and in a place to heal mentally, and then as he's leaving they're like "are you sure you're okay?" and he's like "yeah of course, I'm the General Mahamatra, so I'm always okay" and from that point on it's just no longer something that crosses his mind.

Tighnari can immediately see how tired he is, but is relieved to find no injuries. Cyno doesn't talk much, but that's typical, even more so when he's tired, and he just seems happy to see Nari.

I like the idea of Cyno sitting down to eat and he feels a bit nauseous from the smell of the food, but figures it's just the exhaustion. It's probably not an unfamiliar feeling for him after such a tiring job. He's not even slightly worried about it until the food is actually in his mouth and by that point his stomach is lurching. He's uncharacteristically clumsy as he scrambles out of the room.

It just crossed my mind that his job might mandate a certain level of confidentiality at times. So now I'm also playing with this idea of Tighnari, like, super worried because that was weird, and Cyno doesn't have a fever, but even after he empties his stomach, he's washed out, sweaty, on-edge. But Cyno's just sitting there in the corner of the bathroom, trembling like a leaf, mumbling apologizes for not being able to eat the food and saying stuff like "I can't– I just can't eat that" and shuddering when he thinks too hard about it. Tighnari's smart so pretty quickly he's like "did something happen at work?" And Cyno shrugs but obviously it's a yes. Nari's kind of frustrated, not at Cyno, but at the fact that he can't share his burdens. Cyno squeezes his eyes shut, but that doesn't do anything to stop the memories, and maybe he starts dry heaving. Tighnari just rubs his back quietly and tries not to imagine what Cyno must have experienced to have his body rebel so intensely. They spend the rest of the night trying to figure out how to make Cyno feel safe - maybe they trade huts with Collei or borrow an empty one for the night because the smell is triggering. Cyno can't stomach any food at this point, but tea helps. His body is so tired that he drifts off, but he keeps waking up from nightmares. Each time, he snuggles closer to Nari, who pretends to stay sleeping because he knows Cyno would feel baad for waking him. The third or fourth time Cyno wakes up, though, he's sick again, and Tighnari figures enough is enough. They spend the early morning hours playing cards. Tighnari is hardly paying attention to the game at all, instead choosing to focus on the conversation, sifting through their shared memories and deliberately bringing up the happiest, most comforting ones he can find, so that when Cyno falls asleep at the table, it's actually peaceful this time. Tighnari doesn't move him because he's sure it will wake him. He just keeps watch over him, playing with his hair, and feels devastatingly sad for whatever it was Cyno had to endure.

...I rambled as usual. I love this idea so much. I know you said it's not a request but I'm ngl I am kinda tempted to write this sdkjsfdjs (also!! I wholly support your sick Cyno agenda, please continue! XD)

#“something something comfort at the end” is literally how i feel every time i end a fic /knowing/ i should've added more fluff LMAO #relevantlucidity #cas chats #headcanons #tighnari hc #sick cyno hc #genshin hc #thank you for this!! what a fun scenario :D #sick cyno #<333 #genshin impact hc #to write #maybe sjksdksfjkl #tighnari genshin impact #genshin ask #genshin impact #cyno genshin impact #oh i love these two so muchhhhh #i didn't even touch on Cyno making Tighnari promise to keep this a secret but yes absolutely 100% #he would be so embarrassed ;;-;;

[elvenbeard]

Road Trip 2/4 🏜️

Absolutely no smoking allowed in the car (cause it's Vince's baby... coffee and fastfood to go are already pushing the limit), but it's important to take breaks anyway when you're on the road for a while, crammed into a tiny, hot space together!

... to enjoy the new sceneries, stretch your legs, and give big hugs to make up for being stupid a little while earlier about something that doesn't even matter in the grand scheme of things.

#cyberpunk 2077 #cyberpunk vp #cp2077 vp #cyberpunk photomode #kerry eurodyne x v #kerry eurodyne #vincent ezaki #otp: to bad decisions #my vp #did I accidentally scratch up the car completely on my search for a scenic location? no why #did I try my best to photoshop away all the damage? yes xD would no one have noticed if I hadn't pointed it out? oh well... #anyway there's something about that second pic that just made me go absolutely feral ;___; #they've probably been bickering about something stupid shortly beforehand #not downright arguing but bitching around #cause yeh... they both have a temper and big egos it just happens over silly things sometimes XD #and then kerry gets out and has a smoke break and vince follows after a minute to take some pics and then just silently hugs kerry #and it's all forgiven without many words - cause they both know whatever it was is no point being mad about any longer than necessary #I do feel like a lot of their communication goes without words cause they're both bad about expressing feelings openly #without getting sarcastic at least #and for vince it's a big deal to have someone he is so comfortable around to make that possible cause he's very iffy about touch #and physical closeness in general #and I think Kerry having someone that just gets him and understands him without words is also super cathartic #öljadjsfhadsf getting fucking emotional about pixel men again DONT MIND ME

[best-enemies]

I've reached season 5 on my CSI rewatch and I'm a few episodes past "Swap Meet", where a woman is murdered after attending a swing party with other couples from the neighbourhood. Near the end of the episode there's a moment that made me jump from my seat:

(Grissom walks up to Sara and takes the seat next to her. He's holding two cups. He hands her a cup of tea.)

[INT. POLICE DEPARTMENT - BRASS' OFFICE]

Erin Brady: Everybody fantasizes about other people. (She glances at Grissom.)

Even you, Mr. Grissom. A neighbor, a friend ... girl at the office.

[INT. POLICE DEPARTMENT - HALLWAY]

(The door opens. Paul Brady walks out of the hallway. Erin Brady walks out into the hallway. Sara is sitting in the hallway chair watching them. She watches as they meet and kiss.)

(Grissom walks up to Sara and takes the seat next to her. He's holding two culps. He hands her a cup of tea.)

LIKE!!!!!!!

Right after Erin ends her sentence with 'girl at the office', the first time Sara and Grissom meet again, he brings her tea. This might be an innocent interaction but to me it seemed like a nod to this relationship they have where both are into each other, know about the other's feelings, but can't/won't do anything about it (although Sara has kind of given Grissom an ultimatum). I don't know if it was intentional - I'm guessing it is, because I picked it up immediately. I might or might not have squealed in delight.

#csi #gsr #i'm very Normal about them btw i don't think about them 50 times per day or anything #need to talk more about these two here #because im obsessed about them in a Normal way #sara is like. my dream wife. i totally get grissom being in love with her for years and barely holding it together #i would not though #i'm 1000% sure she's bi. but the writers have been cowards so far #also she and i dress THE SAME. yes i love 2000s clothes so what #i could talk about her forever she's everything to me #and grissom. oh grissom. i also get why she's been in love with him forever #i mean what the FUCK went down in san francisco did they hook up and sex was so good it scared them #and now they have to live with that tension and they're scared of crossing that line #nah i'm guessing with these two they just REALLY clicked. like. they were an instant match and they knew it #but grissom didnt want to lose focus on work or whatever and they lived in separate states you know #but oh my god i totally get sara. grissom is such a silver fox. he's like one of the hottest old men i've ever seen in my life #you know what i 100% get tumblr sexualizing old men it's completely valid i'm in this now too #he has this LOOK. whenever he's angry at a suspect. and he looks angrily at them. i'm chewing on my keyboard just remembering it #and his smirks #AND THE WAY HE LOOKS AT SARA #im losing my mind #i love all of gil grissom but seasons 4-5 jesus fucking christ #ok enough with the sexualizing i love him as a character SO MUCH. he's absolutely fantastic #one of the things i love the most about him is that he doesn't judge people. whenever the team is confused about someone #or this persons' lifestyle #he's always trying to understand them and not judge them #like a true scientist he wants to understand the nature of things and people #and he's such a sweetheart i love him so much #like there are so many things i love about him i can't fit them all in the tags. same for sara #they're a perfect match for me

[jazzy-a]

I've been thinking, and... I kind of love the fact that Mai and Kaiba have a crap load of stuff in common and would probably get along really well in a crack timeline.

Please try to picture this and tell me you're not smiling:

(Both of them standing next to each other)

Kaiba: So... grew up rich?

Mai: (nods) Grew up rich.

Mai, side-eyeing now: Neglectful parents?

Kaiba, surprised: Neglectful parents.

Kaiba, thinking this is gonna be the deal breaker: Friends are stupid?

Mai, full on enthusiasm: OMG! Friends are stupid!

Mai: ... Joey Wheeler?

Both, now facing one another pointing like that Spiderman meme: JOEY F*CKING WHEELER!!

#Yugioh #yu-gi-oh #Mai valentine #Seto Kaiba #Idk if they would get married or what but it's hilarious #like...season 1 Mai?? and Kaiba?? #Yes-- Mai would absolutely end up in an LA housewife territory gold digging all of Seto's stuff--which he would never fall for #But...alternatively I like to think about this crack friendship where they're like 'cool cool...you wanna like...not be friends together??' #THEY ACTUALLY HAVE SO MUCH STUFF IN COMMON!!! #I would LOVE a timeline wherein Mai and Seto actually met as rich babies like him and Zigfried #THAT would be GOLD #Idk if I want it to be cannon fodder where Kaiba can then throw some barb her way in passing about how far she's fallen #or just have it be a nod of acknowledgment where they're neutral toward each other and just go 'Oh.. you again. It's been a long time.'

[starkcontrasts]

hear me out fuck the jedi code, if anakin skywalker had just been allowed to manwhore and malewife his way through the galaxy then palpatine's entire plot would've imploded like give anakin a bajillion attachments and he would've been too busy getting railed and pampered to resort to manslaughter not to mention at least one of his fifty lovers would've legally/illegally freed shmi so the whole tusken massacre could've been avoided

sheev would be like oh anakin dear boy i wanted to talk to you- oh i'm sorry chancellor i'm taking tea with the organas today (sheev under his breath: i thought he was with amidala?) well we can always reschedule to next week- actually i'm doing something with the clones (what? which clones? which clones) what about- really chancellor my deepest apologies but i think i'm simply unavailable for the foreseeble future. like palpatine can't even kill them all bc it'd get too suspicious too fast

the funny thing is that while sheev's too busy figuring out which of anakin's paramours he's with that week, they're all distracting dearest ani and comparing notes out of earshot about the creepy fucking chancellor and what do you mean he's been allowed unsupervised time with anakin since he was nine obi-wan wtf

#cue someone braiding a flower crown into anakin's hair while the others plot MURDER #as they should #all the ships for anakin skywalker ok get batshit with it #anidala #rexwalker #obikin #bailanakin #brehanakin #clones x anakin #501st x anakin #fox x anakin #ferus x anakin #literally everyone idgaf #they're all just kicking palpatine to death while anakin's napping after therapy #AND YES HE WOULD'VE GONE TO THERAPY there's like 50 of them someone would've seen the need for therapy #luke and leia have a million aunts and uncles who are also kinda other mom and other dad #IT TAKES A VILLAGE #anakin would spend upwards of a year just scheduling when to bring who to meet his mother #shmi is absolutely delighted #oh yes and the clones rights bill goes through the senate EXPEDITIOUSLY as soon as sheev's dead #and slavery in the outerrim just disa-fucking-ppears bc now the jedi can actually help ppl who need it #and anakin literally said he wanted to be a jedi to free slaves? well he has the time and energy for it now babes #the healthy mindset is LOCKED in #we are a go #this is just my elaborate plot to get anakin skywalker railed within an inch of his life but also spoiled rotten yes #but the more i thought about it the more the logic panned out #anakin skywalker #darth vader #padme amidala #star wars