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softcatmemoirs · 1 year
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🎨 : @koboldfactory
EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS AMAZING PICTURE OF OUR SPOUSE STARSHINE. ITS SO COOL AND SO PRETTY we are obsessed with this and everyone has to look
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worldlxvlys · 3 months
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HEAR ME OUT
PILLOW PRINCESS!READER X BF!MATT
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princess
matt sturniolo x reader
warnings: smut, p in v, cream pie, matt wakes reader up with sex but ALL ACTIONS THAT TAKE PLACE ARE CONSENSUAL!!
a/n: ok so i combined all three of these requests
hope you enjoyyyy :)
here’s don’t stop, go read if you want !!
waking up next to matt was perfect.
the bags under his eyes were more pronounced, his hair messy, and his voice low and raspy.
his face being the first thing i open my eyes to would never fail to make me happy.
nothing could compare to it.
well, maybe one thing.
“fuck, i need you so bad baby” i heard matt whisper into my ear.
my eyes fluttered open, immediately being met with the sight of a sleepy-looking matt.
he was rubbing his hard dick against my wetness, making me moan out.
“you ok, baby?” he asked, looking down at me with half-lidded eyes.
“fuck yes, matt” i gasped as i let my head fall forward, into the crook of his neck.
“you don’t even gotta do anything, baby. just wanna make you feel good”
he placed a kiss to my shoulder as he lined himself up, slowly pushing into me.
“fuckkkk” he groaned out.
i clenched around him at the sound.
“shit, baby. not gonna last if you do that” he said as he waited for me to adjust.
“ok, you can move” i said.
he wrapped his arms around my waist and slowly began to thrust into me.
my head flew back into the pillows, as i held onto his shoulders for stability.
“god, you look beautiful like this baby” he whispered to me.
“love being close to you like this”
i moaned in response, clenching around him repeatedly.
“fuck, i’m gonna cum” he whimpered out, seconds before he shot his load deep inside of me.
the feeling of his hot cum being fucked into me made my jaw hang open, eyes rolling back.
he softly caressed my thigh, hooking it around his waist to push himself even deeper into me.
“doing so fucking good for me, baby” he groaned.
“god, i love you so so much. can’t believe you’re mine”
his sweet words combined with his deep thrusts made my brain fuzzy.
he brought his hand to my clit, rubbing quick circles on it.
“s-shit matt” i choked out a moan.
“fuck, can’t wait to see that beautiful face you make when you cum”
“i’m gonna-“
“yes, yes give it to me baby. you got it” he said as he continued his movements.
with that, i released all over him.
he helped me ride out my high, before pulling out of me.
we both took a minute to catch our breath before speaking.
“thank you, matt. i’m beyond grateful for you” i said, giving him a kiss to the cheek.
“of course, baby. you deserve to feel loved” he left kisses across my collarbones.
“you deserve to be treated like a princess” he moved down to my boobs, leaving kisses so light they tickled.
“matt!” i giggled out.
he smiled at the sound of my laugh.
he brought his face to mine, lightly nudging his nose against mine.
“if you saw yourself the way i do, you’d be obsessed too”
“oh, so you’re obsessed with me?”
“baby. i just woke you up by grinding on you like a teenage boy. you drive me fucking insane”
“yeah, it was pretty pathetic” i said in a teasing tone.
“alright.” he said as he pulled away.
“no, matttt ! don’t be like that” i said, trying to suppress my laughter.
he glared at me, “it’s really not that funny”
i pursed my lips, trying not to laugh. “no, of course, you’re right”
the corners of his mouth slowly spread into a grin, and we both bursted out laughing.
“whatever, you suck” he said.
“hm, that’s not what you were saying a little while ago”
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hope you liked <333
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luveline · 5 months
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Hi babe! Not sure how you feel about writing ab parents so feel free to ignore, but had an idea for kbd au if Steve’s parents tried to contact him/get into their lives and he’s all like stay away from my kids
kisses before dinner —steve has a tense relationship with his parents. mom!reader, 1.5k
The girls haven't seen their grandparents for… a while. 
Steve's dad always has something to say about his life. How he's thrown everything away being a stay at home dad, or how idiotic it was to stay with you. The latter was enough for Steve to want to cut contact initially, but you convinced him not to do it on your behalf. 
Steve, pretty much everyone we knew thought I was baby trapping you, you'd said. 
Well, he'd said, attempting to lighten the mood, little do they know I baby trapped you. 
Damn. Wanna do it again?
So it was funny. His parents didn't like you but they hardly liked him, he didn't mind —he was so fucking angry because who the fuck did they think they were, how could they look at you and not love you, you, in what world was it possible?— and he put up with their passive aggressive Christmas cards and their sparing visits, but then his mom took it too far. 
He can remember it word for word. “Beth, honey,” his mom had said, her nose stuck in its permanent wrinkle, “why are you eating it like that? What do your friends at school think?” 
“Mom, don't,” Steve had butt in. Beth didn't even go to school at that point. 
“She's such a weird kid,” she said, shaking her head. 
Some could argue it was fond or that she didn't mean anything by it, Bethie is very unique sometimes, but Beth turned her face to her dad with crestfallen eyes, as heartbroken as Steve had ever seen her before, and asked, “I'm weird?” 
Steve doesn't remember the last time he spoke to his mom. A year ago at least. 
He does miss her. But he doesn't really know her, never has, and he'd choose Beth over her without a thought. It would take a hundredth of a millisecond to decide. 
That's why seeing her is a shock. He's going to see her, they live in the same town —you bumped into her a few weeks ago and had to give her the rundown. Everyone's okay. Yeah, we had another baby, she's doing great. 
Steve had blown up at her. The girls had never seen him that angry in their lives and they haven't seen it since, and the gap is impassable. 
Or so he thinks. 
“Steve!” He tenses up. “Steve, honey!” 
He can't decide what to do. He can't exactly run away; Bethie and Dove sit knee to knee in the shopping cart, Avery has her hand in his pocket, and Wren is strapped to his chest. Running would leave at least one girl behind, and where would he go? The frozen food aisle?
“Oh, it's grandma,” Avery says. “She looks… old.” 
“She is old,” he says, turning reluctantly on the spot to watch his mother rush past a stack of cans of carrots. “She's ancient.” 
“Steve, baby.” His mom stops in front of him, more flustered than he knew she could get back, struggling to maintain a sense of casualness. “How are you? Girls? It's been so long.” 
Steve doesn't have an inkling of an idea of what to say. He's not mad anymore, but he knows she'll never change, and he knows that your family is a hundred times happier without worrying what grandma and grandpa think of you. “We're perfect,” he says. 
“And this is baby Wren?” 
Steve grimaces. “Yeah, this is Wren.” 
She's only three months old but she has a good weight to her, and she's brilliantly healthy. She blinks at the woman in front of her without recognition, her dark lashes a thick hedging. She's a beautiful baby. 
“She looks like you again, Steve.” 
“Yeah, my girl's good at having babies, but she hasn't mastered the mixing process,” he jokes without thinking. Love for you falls off the tongue. 
His mother has the sense to make herself laugh. “Where is Y/N?” she asks. 
“Mom went back to get milk!” Avery says. 
“Yeah? And how are you, sweetie?” 
Steve clears his throat. He understands what she's trying to do, but he remembers Beth's crushed face and he can't abide this shit again. I believed you when you said I wasn't good enough, he'd said, he'd shouted, his voice hoarse with it as you’d wrapped a hand around his wrist arm, but I will not let you do it to them. It's not happening, mom, I won't let it. You don’t get to say that to her.
“Steven…” 
“Mom, we have to get going.” 
“I said I was sorry,” she says. 
“But you weren't.”
“Steve–” She doesn't look a thing like her son beside the similar way they begin to cry, that frown, “Please, I know I'm not perfect, we don't have to pretend I've– I'll hold my tongue. I just want to see my grandkids. I've never even held her.” 
Steve covers the back of Wren's head with his hand, her baby hair soft as down. The girls are being remarkably quiet, beside Dove, who's whispering, “Who is that?” to Bethie in her clumsy toddler drawl. 
“That's gran'ma,” she whispers back. 
Steve's mom is, at the end of the day, their grandma. And she sucks and she doesn't deserve anymore chances, and the girls are better off without her for the majority, but… 
Steve screws his eyes shut. Don't make me regret this, he thinks. 
“I just want to speak to them,” she says. 
“Alright,” he says quietly, covering Wren's ear. “Alright, mom, fine, but this is it. This is your chance. If you ever upset or insult one of my kids again, we're done. We will never, ever speak again. You won't see them, and you won't see me. I'm serious.” 
“I'm sorry,” she says again. 
“Fine.” He pulls the strap off of Wren's harness and shushes her gently as she protests, lifting her out of his arms into his mom's. She doesn't have time to decide if she's ready. This is how it's going to be. “Her head.” 
“I know how to hold a baby,” she says. 
You come around the aisle slowly, a little wince to your step, some residual tightness in your hips as you recover postpartum, but the frown you wear slips into surprise. “Terri?” 
You save Steve and take the reins, suffering a conversation on your pregnancy, birth, and Wren's first weeks of life as Steve takes a breath. His heart races, adrenaline and a sticky, icky feeling in his chest as he watches his mom. He doesn't know if he's doing the right thing. His arms ache to steal Wren back. 
It ends in an invitation for dinner. Whenever you're free, whatever you want, Steve's mom offers. 
He's glad to see the back of her. 
You put the milk carton in the cart and touch his elbow. “You okay?” He hums. Your hand moves up to his face, cupping his cheek. “She makes you so mad, babe. Do you need a second?” 
“I think I'm pissed because…” He glances down at Wren, who's happier now she's in familiar hands. “I didn't realise she was a shitty mom. I knew we didn't get along, the same with my dad, but I didn't know…” He sighs. 
“It's okay,” you say, giving him a gentle squeeze before Dove demands you pick her up. You do it unthinkingly, and that's why he's mad. 
“I know what a good mother looks like,” he says. “I know how hard it is. And I know she didn't even try.” 
You're all sympathy, looking like you wanna wrap him up in a cuddle in the middle of the grocery store. “You deserved better. It makes me angry too.” 
“Are we going to dinner?” Beth asks. 
“What, with grandma?” Avery asks. 
“Not right now,” Steve says. 
“Good,” Dove says decidedly, wrapping her arms around your neck to hug you, squishing your cheeks together. “Cocoa?” 
“Cocoa? You want hot cocoa?” you ask, pleased. 
It breaks his heart thinking about himself as a kid. He knows there weren't any moments like this, no soft touches or sweet treats that weren't begged for. You don't even think about saying no. 
“And marshmallows,” you croon, rubbing the little space between her shoulders. “And we'll have to get a cinnamon roll too, for your sister. How does that sound, Beth?” 
Beth doesn't like hot cocoa but she loves cinnamon rolls these days, and she nods her head exuberantly. As quick as that, the girls forget their grandma's interruption, and Steve tries his best to put it out of his mind. Family is messy, and it's harder now he has to make decisions for all of them, but he has you. His support beam, his sweetheart, you put Dove on your hip and sew your arm loosely through his. Tonight he'll talk your ear off about things you know already. You'll listen without complaint, stroking his hair back from his forehead if you have a free hand. His family growing up wasn't worth calling a family half the time, just three people connected by blood and a shared house, but the family he has today takes the cake. There's no competition. 
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all444miles · 10 months
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Hiii, I just saw that you were doing requests so I was wondering if you could do e-42 miles with black readers hair? Like helping her pick out different braiding and natural styles, maybe some wash day headcanons as well?
— TOUCH MY HAIR
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— pairing: e-42 miles x fem!black!reader — genre: fluff — summary: just miles loving you and your hair ‹3 — a/n: tyyyy for this req, i am squealing rn + i alr had this idea in my prompt list but u gave me a reason to start it !! ‹3 my hcs always got miles saying sum outta pocket then the reader calls him out then he goes “my fault”, its a lil funny motif ima keep on adding 😭 also the n word is used a bit in this, js sayin!! enjoy ♡ ᖭི(ˊᗜˋ*)ᖫྀ
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we all know n we've established this, miles is more than happy to pay for ur shit, esp if its your hair.
he wouldn't think twice before sending you the money for you to get your hair done. he wont listen or care if you say no, either.
"miles, bae, why u sendin me 200?" "what else? so you can get your hair done, mami." "baby, you know damn well that's too much." "buy yourself some other stuff too, if you wanna, but that money yours now, i ain't takin it back." "you.. you do too much." "mhm, make sure to show me a pic of when you get it done, you heard?"
he's always your hype man, for sure.
i got a feeling he a major fan of faux locs or boho/godess braids, so if you got that on? he'll fold.
"dayum ma, that shit looks good." "i cant even lie, Aaliyah did real good on this. she sure was tryna make me go broke though.." "worth every cent, cuz you look fine as hell with them faux locs." "miles." "im just saying, mami, your hair, like.. lord have mercy." "miles!" "my fault, i ain't lying though."
when your hair’s all natural, he loves to watching you style your hair for school, events, etc.
one time you let him style your hair, and you couldn’t even lie, it actually looked pretty good.
“these edges.. how do y'all do this shit every day?” “miles, baby, it ain’t that hard. look, lemme show you.”
you had to show him a quick tiktok tut on how to do edges, took him 2 videos before he got it 😭
“see that? like a c shape, and swoop it.” “..like this?” “yeah! you gotta do that like, 4 more times though.” “ay, dios mio. (oh my God). Mama, i ain’t doing allat.”
and wash day? his absolute favorite.
(short drabble ahead!)
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Good Days by SZA played from Miles' speaker, blasting in the background, the gentle splashes of the warm water from the shower onto your curls.
You relaxed, your head leaning back further into the bathtub, your lover grabbing your scalp massager and rubbing it into your scalp carefully, shampoo mixed in, the rest of your products on the end corner of your bathtub.
"Ma, you know you really needed this wash. Your hair was tangled as shit, like a lion or sum.” he says, laughing halfway through his sentence. You scoff at him jokingly, "Miles, when you have hair as long and thick as mine, you can violate my hair."
Miles protested, adding the conditioner to your hair, setting your scalp massager aside. "Baby, my hair is basically almost as long as yours."
"Yeah, almost." you spoke, putting your fingers up to his face in pinching motion, the gems on your acrylics just an inch close to touching his nose, a grin on your face. He backed up, pushing your hands out of his face, continuing your wash routine. "Princesa, lemme finish washing yo hair without your hands all up in my face."
About 3 and a half hours later, your hair was washed and in overnight twists with your bonnet on. You laid with Miles in your bed, legs on top of each others, tired.
"Y'know, you actually good at dealin' wit my hair." you spoke, giving Miles a kiss on his forehead. “When you got a mama like mine, you pretty much have to.” Miles chuckled, shaking his head. “You should let me do it more often.” You smiled in response.
He buried his head into the crook of your neck, slowly dozing off by the way you'd play with the silk of his durag. "I love you Miles."
He mumbled words once again into your neck, half asleep, but you knew what he said.
"I love you more, mi vida."
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bloodykora · 7 months
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If you’re still doing Buggy headcanons: Sooo I always actually thought big noses on people are INCREDIBLY attractive. Give me men with noses that look just a bit too beaten up, women with noses that are big and wide, give me Roman noses and hawk noses and any unconventionally attractive nose and I am SWOONING.
… I feel the prompt almost writes itself at this point, what would Buggy think of someone who sees his funny looking nose not as a flaw but a mayor charm point and just constantly gives it kisses, traces it affectionately, boops it or comments (in all honesty and absolutely genuinely) how handsome and distinguished it makes him look, how it really suits him etc?
Wanna read about that man bluescreening because he hasn’t even treathened them yet to not make fun of his nose and they are already at the „flattering him to save themself�� stage? What do you MEAN you’re not saying that to safe yourself?!
This fucking anon/ask made me giggle so much, I literally showed it to my friends. I hope I did you and the prompt justice!
Enter the moment in Annie where Ms. Hannigan sees Warbucks’ diamond and goes “Oh my god, is that thing real?!” in shock but also delight. Me at that dude’s honker. (I want to be put on his nose like he has gangrene and I’m a leech who sucks on it to get the blood flow going) Also enter the Doja Cat quote of liking big noses.
- At first, dude is fucking weirded out. People have made comments and jokes about this stupid little red thing on his face and you… you think it’s attractive??? Huh.
- Definitely thinks you’re lying at first (and for the next few months), you’re literally the only person who is able to shut him up.
- Curtain drops, spot light is on, the blue haired clown walks in. Blabbering on about how his entrance should be more enthusiastic, but you got your eyes on your own prize, bright big red nostrils. If he wants an entrance, you’ll give him one by starting to clap loudly, getting so giddy that you start slightly hopping.
- “Oh my goodness, that is just.” Loss for words. “Are you making fun of me?” He approaches you, you hear him but his words don’t really seep into your brain at the moment. “It’s gorgeous, literally the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.” Your eyes are locked with his eyes and before he can even reply you reach up to brush your fingertip against his nose.
- Wants you dead first, no one has gotten close to touching it in years. And you, a low life nobody insults him like that. You get strung up immediately, your arm stretched so your fingers are out.
- “For that little ploy, I’ll take your fingers first and then your life.” Yes you’re scared but really could you regret it? This was the pirate’s life. “Oh, darn. Well, I’ll at least die happily. My eyes set on the most lovely nose I’ve seen in my years of life.”
- Thinks you’re still making fun of him until a few compliments later it clicks in his head that you mean it, with no hint of sarcasm or mockery. He lets you down, immediately ordering his crew to take care of the others you came with while he returns (runs) to his quarters. He’s a little intrigued by you, willing to die for a graze of his face. He keeps you as well, not that you’re upset by it.
- Crew thinks you’re hilarious, stopping a task to gaze longingly at the captain until either he realizes in which he shoos you back to work or he walks away. You boost his ego a ton though.
- From a distance he can ignore the thoughts he knows you’re thinking but up close, when they’re said in front of the crew, other pirates, hostages. He’s been known to cover your mouth with something so he doesn’t freeze up. When yall get together though, its game over.
- The first time you licked it, he almost saw some form of god. The angel's chorus was in his ears and he couldn’t help but say a little prayer in his head about you.
- Kissing it at least 3 times a day for good luck, rubbing up and down the bridge to soothe him to sleep, nipping at it when you feel playful. Not to mention he now has your voice in his head if he ever insults it going: “That’s not true! It is like one of the top 3 of the things I love about you and if you are mean to it again then I’m gonna cut it off and keep it all day!”
- Laying in his bed just watching him go about the day when you drop a “If my memory was wiped tomorrow I hope I’d get to keep at least the picture of your nose in my head.” before just turning over and going to rest. You hear him physically stop in his tracks and then a thud, he had let go of a boot.
- He doesn’t ever want to ask for praise about his nose on the days where he feels more insecure but you can tell by the way he rubs it on your collarbone and shoulder. You immediately pull out the good old “Have I told you how dashing attractive your nose is today? I seriously would just hop on and ri-” he doesn’t let you finish the sentence, cutting you off with a kiss knowing where it’s going.
- If anyone comments on his nose, you are the first to bite back. Threatening to cut out their tongue and string it up for future people to understand their place. Then squish Buggy while speaking highly of his stunning feature and how lucky they are to see it in the first place.
- You’re kinda crazy but hey, so is Buggy and he loves that you’re insane about him and his nose.
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kimbap-r0ll · 2 years
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Hello! could i have headcanon request for the dorm leaders where their s/o accidentally drank alcohol that makes them drunk, (cuz they mistook the drink thinks its a juice didn't know it was actually a alcohol) and then they didnt notice their boyfriend, they think he's a random dude then they suddenly babbling about their boyfriend.
Y/N: Hey..*hic* let me tell you something....do you know i have a amazing boyfriend..? *hic* He's..*babbling about their looks, how much they love him and so on * and that's why i love him! oh..did i talk too much..? I apologise if i am ahaha..!
Dorm Leader(s): No i don't mind at all, keep going, tell me more about him. *secretly blushing/smiling/smirking/amused*
Oh this is interesting, thank you for the ask! I feel like you would get into trouble if a faculty found out so let’s hope this was done secretly!
Dorm Leaders find you drunk
Riddle
He’s more concerned that you even tasted alcohol, and he’s not happy when he is called to help you
He tries to get you to move off the couch, but they are near impossible to budge. You look at him and suddenly start to laugh. He scrunches his face, what was funny about this situation?
“Y-you know...there’s this really cute guy I date...you’ll never know how adorable he is when he gets angry haha-“ “Y/n you’re drunk what are you saying”
He won’t stop you from going on babbling about him, he might like it too, if only his face didn’t turn red of embarrassment right away.
Leona
Man, he didn’t think you would drink for some reason, and he warned you about you getting drunk but here you are.
He doesn’t bother trying to get you to move, you two were in his room and you were on the floor. He just doesn’t want you on his bed because he’s going to sleep there haha. Suddenly, you roll over and look at him with a lazy smile, he raises an eyebrow when he sees you.
“Oh man *hick* there’s this super sexy guy...aha...I have for my boyfriend...an absolute king I swear!” you start to ramble, and he’s honestly surprised. Do you know who you’re talking to?
“Go on, I like praises,” he smirks, leaning into his bed and closing his eyes. You completely ignore him and keep rambling on, he’ll tease you about this tomorrow, even if you have a headache.
Azul
He doesn’t know how to feel knowing you’re drunk in his office (the tweels gave you juice but you accidentally grabbed the alcohol that they secretly brought)
He pushes up his glasses, sighs, and starts his attempt to move you. He rolls you over and pick you up in his arms like a princess. Then you start talking.
“Aw, I was hoping m-my cute boyfriend would be back...I wanna kiss his soft lips right now...You, urgh, you know A-Azul? Yeah, the sexy octopus? I’m his partner and man I am soooooooooooo lucky-“ “S-stop that y/n! You’re embarrassing me!”
He’s so red in the face and he feels his heart racing. Did you really think this way? He’s the one that’s lucky what are you talking about! He doesn’t stop you, he would’ve wanted to act like Leona where he could have been suave about the praises but instead he’s a mess.
Kalim
You drank alcohol? What?! He’s trying to get you out of the party in another dorm and he’s asking if you’re drunk.
Jamil’s there to help too, and he’s the one chastising you for your over-drinking. But then you look over at Kalim who’s trying to help you walk and you start giggling. Kalim looks at you in a confused way and Jamil sighs.
“Do you know Kalim? You know, the-the son of Asim? He’s an absolute gem...*hick* please he’s the best boyfriend I could ever ask for...he has the bright *hick* brightest smiles...he is soooooo cute...” “You’re drunk y/n, stop” Jamil would say.
But Kalim is blushing so hard, and he just starts to compliment you too. “Y/n I’m the one that should be saying that!” the two of you just babble about how much you love each other and Jamil wants to drop you guys off there and leave the two love birds
Vil
You are an absolute mess. Vil sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose, and placing one hand on his hip, he sees your drunk state in Ramshackle.
He’s muttering to himself about how you’re ruining your face and your hair by rolling around on the couch like that, and he’s trying to get you to sit up, but then you start talking.
“My boyfriend...you know Vil? The Vil Schoenheit? Oh my *hick* God he’s the sexiest man *hick* alive...not to mention...he-he’s so beautiful doing anything...I-I could stare at him for hours haha...is that weird?”
Vil laughs softly to himself, were you saying this because you didn’t know who you were talking to? Most likely, and he couldn’t believe you were so enthralled at being his partner. “Keep going, what makes you so enraptured by this man?” Man gets such an ego boost like he needed anymore tho
Idia
Panicked. He doesn’t know what to do with someone who’s drunk! He wants to ask Ortho for help but he also doesn’t want Ortho to accidentally grab the alcohol and CHUG it (he’s seen him do it before with his energy drinks, never again)
You two were watching anime together when it happened, and he had no clue where you got your hands on the drink. He’s now trying to get you safe on his bed so he knows at least you will be comfortable when you wake up tomorrow with a hangover. He, on the other hand, vows to just sleep on his desk. Then you grab his wrist (he shrieks) and you start saying something.
“You have no idea how cool my boyfriend is...*hick*....an absolute champ....h-he’s so good at that one-one game, you know the one? Not to m-mention his HAIR, damn like h-his hair is so pretty...”
Idia’s blushing so hard, he just stays sitting next to you as you keep going. He won’t stop you either, and instead starts to ramble about how much he loves you too.
Malleus
You became drunk? Humans are so interesting, and you are definitely a fun one.
He’s sure that you need to have a place comfortable and safe so you can have less of a headache tomorrow, so he just places you on your bed in Ramshackle. He carries you all the way there too! But then you start to talk.
“M-my boyfriend...i-is the cutest thing...*hick*...he’s a-also one of t-the greatest magic users i-in the world...*hick* you know Malleus? Like, like the Malleus? H-he’s more than powerful, he’s j-just so beautiful and s-so nice...never seen such a-a sweet guy...”
“Go on,” he’s amused, he never knew you felt this way. He thinks it’s funny you’re telling him about him and won’t stop you. He might tease you about it later on, but until then, he just thinks you’re really cute rambling on like this.
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dumbdollii · 11 months
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SOON AS I GET HOME
pairing ! ━━ plug!dabi todoroki  x  sneaky!link! black!reader
cw ! ━━ minors do not interact. reader is black and thick coded, getting high w/ dabi, high!dabi slutting you out on the couch, pet names, mentions of nudity, dabi taking pics of u slumped out :((, breeding, sharing smoke by kissing with plug!dabi, fingering with his dick still inside, teasing.
note ! ━━ axe had me snickering Abt this au n now I'ma write abt it bc God knows how much she loves her lil burnt man.
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"dabi, I'ma need to get put on with sum'. Its rough out here and you're my only hope." You said over the phone, heavy silence filled the phone, dabi laughing quietly. "You really are somethin', princess. 'ight, I'll give you somethin' good. Just wait outside your door, I'ma be out there in a lil while." He scoffed out, hanging up the phone as soon as you were gonna respond to him. 11:25 PM, that was the time you left the house and waited outside with nothing but some shorts, a sleeve shirt, and your bonnet. As the cold, silky wind hit your legs, look who dropped in, Dabi. He drove up to your block, already smoking a blunt with the shiny, tinted windows down.
"finally! Your ass took too fucking long..I'm freezing out here." Your tone sounded annoyed, considering dabi had you stand outside for a whole hard minute. "Relax princess, be happy I came just in time to see your pretty ass," He said as he parked the car and came out. Givin' your ass a slight slap, you jumped up a bit in pain and slapped his hand. "Harsh, but ight'." "nigga please don't start, what's harsh is that hairline of yours." You said as you laughed out loudly, he wasn't having it and scoffed. "Yea, right."
You walked to the front door and opened it, swiftly moving your body to the couch. With you bein' all bothered you started sighing and held your hand out, looking up at him with curious eyes. "Oh. My apologies. here you go, doll." "Thank you, roki." He throws you the bag, opening it and rolling up a blunt. His eyes widened at The nickname, surprised you'd even use his last name as a silly nickname for him. A few moments passed and you were already all up on Dabi, laying on his big, muscular frame.
Both of you were both heavily high and everything was like euphoria all over again. "I wanna try something new, roki." You whined in his ear. "Oh yea? Like what, rubbing your pussy all over me or what." "No, what? I-" he stopped you from speaking. "Actually, don't even tell me. I wanna try somethin' new with you," While he still was smoking the fuck out the blunt he had in his hand he kept the smoke in, kissing you in the process and letting it out into your mouth. Your body stiffened and the strong smoke rested in your mouth, kiss after kiss it was sloppy. The smoke came out through your nose with a stern huff. "fu..roki...~" You said, moaning out to him. "Damn princess, your moans are just as cute in real life then on the phone." And that's when he pulled away. Your body was so blissed out from the kiss, feeling a wet pool in your panties.
you really were never fond of dabi todoroki. He was always teasing you as a kid, and to see how much he changed, how much he longed to want you ; really did shock you back into reality. "Was that even...did you just put that in my- oh my god." He laughed in response. "What? Too shocked about what the hell I did to you? Don't worry, I know you wanted it Y/n. Let me slut that pretty pussy out, promise I'll make it your while, doll."
"you? Make my while? How bold of you Dabi Todoroki. I wouldn't hear your brother sayin' this shit at all. I'm surprised twice didn't come pop a damn cap in ya' ass." You said with annoyance. "Ohh, you wanna be funny, huh? Yea. I'ma make you moan then you gon' stop laughing." Obviously you didn't take that seriously, but knowing him it would be impossible to turn down an offer like this. "Soon as I get home you gon' miss my dick thrusting into you." You gulped. "Uhuh...yea."
Not even a moment after that happened you wouldn't expect yourself to be underneath him, being so submissive for him and moaning. Your tits bouncing back and forth while he slut you out on the same very couch you guys sat on. His fingers were still inside you from fingering you a while ago, thrusting harder into your tight cunt. "Goddamn, this pussy all mine, got that? All fucking mine. Sooner or later you'll learn to take my size every time I come to visit." Groans and huffs were heard from dabi, his body was shaking slightly while he fucked into you. He grabbed you thighs, throwing them over his shoulder and kissed your inner thighs with ease as you squirmed and huffed.
"Pl-please..ah!..I fucking h..hate you..~" "Hate me? Nah baby, you fuckin' love me. Don't be so stubborn when you're the one clamping around my dick like a bitch outta heat." His tone darkened. Nothing made him more horny then to see your pretty body on his, oh how he longed to touch you. You were just so...beautiful, how could he not resist making you have sex with him just this once? "Heh..~ look at you, drooling all over yourself and cryin' like a baby. Want me to take my fingers out, my lil' baby? Don't wanna squirt all over me?" Humiliation. The way he made you feel embarrassed only turned you on in the slightest second.
he pulled his phone out, knowing you were about to reach your climax soon. "Augh~! Shit...! Can-t, 'm gonna cum!". He felt your pussy flutter around his dick. Letting out a stern moan with it, he also felt himself coming to a halt. "Fuck..Y/n..shi...c'mon! cum on this dick, tryna feel your pussy all on me." You whimpered in response, now you know not to bet this nigga on anything.
You finally came, and so did he, but inside you. While trying to focus on your breathing he took his fingers out, and took his dick out too. Cum seeped through your needy hole, and that's when he took a picture of it. Taking videos and pictures of him teasing your pussy while you were blissed out, rubbing your clit while recording just to see his cum flow out. "Shit, honestly you did good. 'hope you alright though. Maybe this should be a daily thing." You finally had the strength to get up and dabi was already getting ready to clean you up. "Daily thing? Whew boy..you got something coming if u think this is gonna be something daily. I'ma miss you coming over though." You said as a stifled laugh left your throat and he rolled his eyes, ignoring you. "Yea, I'ma miss you too, princess.
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itjazzbicch · 7 months
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No Angel
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Pairing:  Johnny Cage x Fem Reader 
Quick Authors Note: This fic is supposed to be a bit funny but spicy! Also, the reader is a bit of a daredevil airhead (LOL)
Summary: Living life on a farm, the reader is loaded with excitement as she goes to Hollywood with her best friend, Johnny Cage, for the first time, diving headfirst into a whole new experience that she only wants to share with him...
Warnings:  SMUT! (18+ ONLY! MINORS & AGELESS BLOGS DNI! YOU WILL BE BLOCKED!) Swearing, skinny dipping, pool-sex, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it!), loss of virginity, foreplay, oral M receiving, pet names (buttercup, baby, angel)
Word Count: 1.7k 
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Considering I only knew life on a farm before Lord Lui Kang changed that, culture shock wasn't even fitting enough to describe my feelings.
First Outworld, then a whole other timeline? My brain was stuffed with loads of new information. Life still had its beautiful days after all I’d seen.
One of my new but best friends, Johnny, offered to let me play my role in his recent work, and when I saw Hollywood? I felt like a kid again, curious and wanting to see everything there.
Since we had the time and Johnny was a megastar, he showed me all there was to see. All the vast buildings, the Walk of Fame, the Hollywood sign. It was all so beautiful.
I was gasping and awing all day, making Johnny laugh yet again as he brought me to his home:
"YOU LIVE HERE?!"
"Hell yeah, buttercup," Opening the door for me, I ran in and stopped to take in his gorgeous home, gasping as I saw the pool with a view of the city before me.
"You even have a pool?!" I squealed, and he continued to laugh at me:
"Wanna go for a swim?"
"Please?!" I jumped for joy, not paying attention to him:
"Let me go grab-"
"Thanks for the towel!" That's what I thought he would get, frozen and watching me toss off my clothes, jumping right in, in just my bra and panties, "Ahh, the waters not freezing!"
I was having so much fun, floating on my back and seeing Johnny, still frozen and staring at me.
"What? Have you never swum in panties before? Mine are clean! I swear!"
We both laughed at what I said, Johnny shaking his head at me as he unbuttoned his shirt:
"You are something else, Y/N."
"Just jump in! Hurry up, Johnny!" Bundled with energy, I laughed as he got down to his briefs, jumping in and splashing water all over me.
"Hey!" I smiled, splashing and laughing hard as he choked on the water, "I'm sorry!"
"It's okay. Sike!" Splashing right back, the water went up my nose, making me snort, but I was still smiling, turning to shake off the burn in my nose, getting lost in the view of the city.
"It's beautiful, ain't it?" Joining me at the edge and enjoying the view too, I nodded:
"I see why you love this place so much. Thank you for all you've done for me today. I'm so happy."
"Oh, I know," He chuckled, pinching my plump cheek, "Don't mention it. You saved my ass how many times since we've met? It's the least I can do."
Flowing with happiness and graciousness, I hugged Johnny with a squeeze, expressing:
"Everyone may think a certain way about you, but know, I think you're the best, Johnny."
"Bout time someone's seen that," He was always boastful but hugged me back and smiled, "Thanks, buttercup."
"Of course," Kissing his cheek, my bundled energy wanted me to keep moving, so I offered, "Wanna keep having fun?"
The hand behind my back was ready to splash him again, but I noticed the look in his eyes as he stared at my body:
"You know what skinny dipping is?"
"Swimming naked, right?" I wasn't that out of touch with the modern world; realizing that he was flirting with me, I played along, shrugging, "My bra and undies need to dry, anyhow."
He wasn't expecting me to dive right into the situation, tossing my bra and panties to the floor next to us and letting out a sigh of relief:
"That's better."
"Hell yeah," He murmured, eyeing every part of skin he saw, again taken aback as I came to him, toying with the band of his briefs:
"Need help?"
"He, good one," He chuckled, going to the edge for a moment, "Just a second."
Floating back on the water, I stared at the bright city, looking back at him as I heard music playing softly, noticing his briefs on the floor next to my wet garments.
"Setting the mood?" I giggled, swimming to him and saying, "It's a first for me, but I trust you, Johnny."
"I knew Buttercup was perfect for you," Pulling me to him by the waist, he had so much charm, getting lost in his eyes, "You're so sweet."
"You're sweet too," I smiled, playfully mocking the voice he'd used when saying, "Buttercup."
Laughing but starting to get handsy, the pace picked up as his lips inched closer to mine:
"Never a dull moment with you."
When our lips met, I never felt my blood rush as it did then, knowing what was happening to me but actually processing it for the first time, not wanting to embarrass myself because of my inexperience as I kissed back, not so hard on myself mentally as he dipped his hand down to squeeze my ass:
"Sure that this a first for you?"
"I wouldn't lie to you," Kissing more, he was mindful but wanting more as his tongue rolled:
"Just asking because damn, you're good."
That compliment made me feel even better, daring to go under the water to touch him, a little hesitant till he took my hand, doing so for me, softly wrapping my hand around his cock, his guidance pumping it up and down.
"I'm all yours, buttercup," Letting my hand go as I stroked his cock on my own, all nervousness left me as he cooed, "Go after what you want."
Nodding in my kisses, I didn't notice how fast I began to stroke him, the rush in me taking control, especially when his hands slid between my thighs from behind, a finger gliding through my folds.
I instantly whimpered at the feeling. I stopped what I was doing to adjust my legs, whispering in my blissful sigh, "That's really nice."
"Want something even better?" His whisper in my ear made me twitch with anticipation, moaning at his finger slipping into me, pumping softly.
Resting against his chest, I was smiling with moans, continuing to praise, "That's so, so nice."
"I promise, I'll keep making you feel good," Pumping a bit faster made me want more, palming his cock and making him stare at me from my rather bold offer:
"Just want to fuck already?"
"Again, you sure this is your first time?" Just wanting to be sure, I giggled but meant wholeheartedly:
"I just want you to be my first. I imagine that you won't disappoint me."
"Imagine?" Getting things back on track, we floated to the wall with the view, his charm coming back strong, "You've thought about it before?"
A bit flustered as he guessed correctly, I admitted, "Yeah, I mean, have you seen yourself?"
"Sexy, right?" He chuckled, taking my thighs and picking me up, wrapping my legs around his waist, my arms wrapping around his neck:
"Mega sexy," I giggled, watching his hand under the water.
"Just tell me if you need to stop," Caring that this was my first time, he helped ease the little anxiousness with a kiss, unintentionally biting his lip when I felt a pop inside.
"Johnny-" Whimpering and biting a little harder, I began to stretch open on his girth, grunting as he pushed into me softly.
"You all right, buttercup?" Checking on me, my body made more room for him, begging for more, showing that I was more than alright as I pushed against him, intrusive thoughts taking over my mouth:
"Fuck me."
"My, my," Pushing further, he had no complaints, smiling against my neck, "My sweet, innocent buttercup isn't so innocent, huh?"
"Is that a bad thing?" Shivering with pleasure, I was only curious, back to smiles as his head shook:
"Far from it. Don't worry, angel. I'll hold your halo so you can have a little demon time."
The water started splashing against us as he pulled back and rolled his hips quicker, still soft but making me moan more, clinging and exploring a whole new universe, loving how my nerves jolted and the way he could go deep, learning new points in me that I didn't realize I had.
"You like that?" Watching me moan, I was tight and wet, taking him easier, "You feelin' good?"
"Yeah, yeah!" Feeling our hips inching closer, I wondered if I could take all of him, sharing a loud gasp with him as I pushed myself down onto all his cock, "Yeah, Johnny!"
"Oh fuck," He huffed, proud of me as he had to look to believe, only pulling back a bit of his length, bucking and creating more splashes, "You want it like that?"
"Please," Nodding quickly, I felt a tear in the corner of my eye, "It feels so good."
With our hips meeting, his pelvis brushed against my clit, and after so much, it swelled, pulsating, gasping out each time he hit it again:
"Ooo-Ooo!"
"Gonna cum, baby?" Holding my head and finding my eyes, it was hard to stay still, twitching and whining:
"Yeahhh! Make me, Johnny!"
"I gotcha, baby," Hugging my torso and going a bit faster, he started groaning at how I clenched his cock, "Fuck that's tight. Oh, yeaa-."
My head fell back, and when I opened my eyes, all I saw were blurred city lights, then his blurred but bright smile as he picked me back up, hugging his head tight as it hit me, shaking with pleasure and gasping:
"Shit, that's amazing. You're amazing, Johnny."
"So are you," He hummed, slowing to a stop and whispering, "Your pussy's too damn good."
Knowing why he stopped, the water helped me stand upright, turning so that he was against the wall, looking down at how hard he was holding his cock:
"Want me to take care of that?"
"Wanna tell me how?" Cocking his eyebrow, knowing and keeping his hips above water, he shook and gasped at how quickly I sunk and took his tip into my mouth, "Shit, baby. Fuccck-"
He instantly came from my warm, wet mouth, gladly taking his load, picking my head up as I swallowed:
"Sorry, that's all we could do since we're in the pool."
"Don't you dare apologize," He heaved, smiling down at me, "You know how good that feels?"
I thought I couldn't stop smiling before? My smile was stuck on my face as I hugged him, floating as he picked me up, "I love that I make you feel good, too." 
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kakashiislut · 1 year
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Actually kinda curious how magni would react if his s/o was pregnant, and how he would be during the the whole process.
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Don’t worry! I got them both, and like low-key same 💀 my phone and WiFi have been so bad it’s killing me. My phone is 4 years old, (an iPhone 11) and it’s dying on me. But I love her 🥹 I named her Maxwell. (There is two parts to this ask btw)
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Warnings: Just some mean talk, gets better eventually. Fem!reader, GN baby!
Authors Note: Just a random Drabble, nothing much.
Magni Thorson & Pregnant!Reader
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At first he would get angry. Super mad, what the hel, he doesn’t want a kid. Why would a god like him want a kid with you?
But then it hits him….you’re pregnant, because of him. It’s not your fault, he’s the one that came into YOU.
He’s a big douche, so at first you probably won’t see him around, but Sif goes crazy on him when she finds out and forces him to take care of you more.
The forcing soon turns into his own decision, he starts to fall in love with you and the thought of a child. The way you become so chubby, the waddling around the house, its so...domestic.
You can’t even fucking bend down to grab a sock, he has to do it for you, you NEED him. Of course that’s what he thinks. You don’t need him, but of course he helps.
He would eventually start leaving the house after giving you a kiss.
The sweetest kisses low-key. On the face, nose, forehead, lips. He kisses everywhere.
He would start rebelling more. He doesn’t wanna go out on dangerous missions and wonder if he’ll come home to see you running at him like a penguin.
When your child is born, he’s so nervous and anxious they don’t let him hold your baby until he’s calm and sitting down. They don’t want him dropping the babe :(
When he holds them, he’s so mesmerized with how small they are. How could this be possible.
He’s especially heart broken when his own mom tells him that he was once that small.
How can a huge man like him…be so small and defenseless like his child. Oh god he’s gonna protect them with his ENTIRE life.
Will watch you Breast feed, ‘cause he doesn’t trust your boob. You have to yell at him for some privacy, ‘cause he’ll just believe everything wants to harm this baby.
This man will NOT get up at night to calm the baby. He’s so tired and selfish.
To make up for that, he does often calm the baby during the day and change their diaper.
He does gag WILDLY. Like you can hear him from outside.
Baby onetime pissed all over him, so you taught him to gentle rub the babies lower belly to release the rest of the pee. Makes sure to do it for like five minutes.
He’s afraid.
Someone disrespected his family once and the man was never found again. Like ever. Not even blood. No one knows what happened.
Gets jealous when he sees the baby laughing widely while you’re making funny faces at it.
He’s not jealous of the attention the baby’s getting. He’s jealous, ‘cause he wants to make the baby laugh…not you :(
If the babe won’t stop crying? Easy. Let magni hold them. They calm down right away…Magni is just so soft and bear like. His boobies are squishy.
If your baby starts speaking? He often calls him “bear”, instead of “papa”
Magni is one fluffy bear.
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vivaladicamillo · 1 year
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I 10000% need some fluff and smut for Ryan Dunn!!!
RYAN DUNN X GN!READER HCS
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okok more ryan dunn content bc lord im so whipped for him its not funny anymore, i also think there NEEDS more content of him on here i’ve scrolled to the bottom of the ryan dunn tags and im in need of content tbh, so might as well make my own for other ryan lover like me out there !
WARNINGS: nsfw elements towards the end
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SFW:
oh this man is crazy for u
we’ve seen and heard of stories of ryans past relationships
we all know he would literally bend over backwards for u
i feel like hes not to big on romantic things though
like fancy flashy type romantic stuff
date wise he would probably take u either somewhere public like the movies or an icecream shop or like somewhere u genuinely really wanna go
in public though he always had one arm wrapped around u
either around ur waist or ur shoulder or even just holding ur hand
he wants everyone in that mf to know ur his
LOVES TO SHOW U OFF
keep a little photo of u in his wallet
“yah my girlfriend is super hot.”
the guys totally dog on him for it though
everyones just praying ur not like his past relationships
he just has a habit of letting people step over him bc he care abt them too much
but ur not like le that, ur different (hopefully LMAO)
when he started growing his hair out he definitely let u brush it and style it when u could
that man barely knows how to shower on a regular basis hes definitely not brushing his own hair regularly
SPEAKING OF SHOWERS
oh lord jesus christ ur gonna have to make him shower
hes gonna be smelling like a whole can of bounce that ass sometimes
u will probably have to make a deal with him to shower
or just lock his ass up in there and tell him hes not coming out untill he does shower
but honestly if u just ask him politely and nicely he will start trying to smell better and shower more often
anything for u
he loves to kiss u
like all the time, no matter where
in public, in front of the guys, in front of a old persons home, u name it and he’s probably gonna kiss u there
also he loves kissing ur nose, forehead, cheek and ofc ur lips
he also doesnt mind kisses back (lord please kiss his nose he secretly loves it when u do that)
any joke u make will make him do his little goofy laugh
oh and he will do anything to see u laugh or smile
he adore ur smile
he could just admire it for hours on end
i feel like his mom would love u too
ur just his perfect match !
NSFW:
hmm where should i start
i feel like hes a switch but hes more on the dom side
but not like rough and mean
he’s definitely a soft dom
he loves to take it slow, gentle and calm
he wants to enjoy every minute you guys spend together
slow pace but just right yk?
but he also loves it when ur dominant
seeing u above him and seeing u have all the power when it comes to the bedroom just does something for him
he don’t discriminate
LOVESSS when u give him hickeys
he will also give them to you yes ofc but only if hes feeling a bit jealous
he does not like sharing his sex life with anyone
maybe bam but thats a bog MAYBE
ik hes stated before he likes to keep things private
so no risky public sex or threesomes
maybeathreesomewithbambutthatsnot100%
oh he loves to give u head
and hes damn well good at it
he wont stop till u at least have came twice
SPEAKING OF CUM (hehe cum)
his favorite place for him to cum is either on ur thighs or in ur mouth
SHOWER SEX!
probably one of the only ways u can get him to shower
he likes using handcuffs on u though
thats on super rare occurrences
kink wise i think hes not into a lot
maybe hair pulling, spanking but not much else
hes always down to try some stuff though if u really wanted too
just nothing that involves him hurting u or u hurting him
i also feel like hes not one to joke during the deed
unless u both are in a silly mood then maybe theres some giggling and jokes
but otherwise he wants it to be more intimate and loving
PRAISE PRAISE PRAISE ALL DAY
“ah yes ur doing so good for me baby.” “u look so good with my cock inside u darling”
i feel like hes into being called a title
like sir or master (maybe)
i feel like he would be icked out by daddy though
his after care is amazing though
you want him to run u a bath? get u food, drinks? a magically gay unicorn? hes getting it for u no matter how tired he is
LOVES TO CUDDLE AFTERWARDS
he thinks its so cute when u fall asleep in his arms first
he just loves u so much and wants to see u happy
if ur happy and satisfied hes happy and satisfied
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hope u enjoyed!! i kinda just did a bunch of cute and spicy headcanons for this bc i just wrote another ryan fic abt a similar topic sooooo yea!
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goldenempyrean · 1 year
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Empyrean’s Advent: Day 4
Prompt: “Oh honey you look miserable.”
Pairing: Wanda Maximoff x Sick Reader
Wordcount: 878
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“Oh honey you look miserable!” Wanda cooed as she came into your bedroom holding several plastic bags.
She wasn’t wrong either, you were currently slumped up against the headboard, your face flushed with heat. You had been feeling unsteady the night before, but neither you nor Wanda had anticipated that the next morning you would have woken with a raging cold, one so awful you were forced to spendable the majority of the day in a fever-fueled haze practically unable to leave your bed.
Beside your half-empty bottle of water, crumpled tissues littered your nightstand several of which spilling off and forming their own small mound next to the empty box laying on the floor.
“You’re back.” Your voice was a hoarse remnant of its former cheery tone.
Wanda smiled as she hung the coat she was wearing on the back of the door, “It was okay, abit boring without your sarcastic side-comments. Seriously it was so dull that we had to resort to looking at funny-shaped clouds for entertainment. Even Nat was bored, she even told me that when I got home I have to take super good care of you so that you can come back into work asap.”
You gave a small smile at that, “I’ve missed you.” You sniffled and rubbed your nose against your blanket, trying and failing to stave off the itch inside, “Hh-huh’tshhiew!”
“Aw bless you. ” Your fiancé cooed, “You been doing that all day?” She asked, glancing over towards tissue mountain.
“Yeah but I’ve mainly been sleeping.” You mumbled, pulling the blanket around you as your body shivered.
“My poor baby,” Wanda sighed, “I have some things that should help you feel better.” She said with a smile, giving the shopping bags in her hands a light shake.
On one of the bags was the logo of your local pharmacy, and you sat up to get a better view as she came to perch on the edge of the bed, opening the bag infront of you.
Wanda began to take out the first item but you stopped her, raising a hand in the air as your breath caught in your throat, sending you in a fit of chesty coughing, Wanda stared worriedly, hearing your chest rattle and she gently coaxed you to take a sip of water. It seemed to help, you finally stopped coughing however moments later your nose twitched sharply.
“Hup’Tshhiew! Hh…H-Hep’TSSHIEW!”
She pulled out a box of tissues from the bag and set the box in your lap, giving it a tap, “Bless you again. I figured you might need these so I picked up afew boxes, oh and they’re the type with the lotion in them too! It should stop your nose from getting all chapped.”
“Thank you so much.” You gave a relived sigh, opening up the tissues and taking some to blow your nose before watching intently as Wanda dived back into the bag.
She pulled out 2 bottles of colourful liquid, Dayquil and Nyquil and she placed them on your nightstand, “You should probably take some of that before you go to sleep, it’ll help soothe that cough of yours.”
“Oh sweetie you’re amazing,” You sniffled, leaning forward to kiss her. When she reciprocated you tried to move deeper she pulled away, kissing your neck instead and she didn’t miss the small disappointed whine you gave.
“We can do that when you’re better sweetie, as much as I love you Y/N, Im really bot too keep on catching whatever bug you’re down with.”
You yawned widely and sank back down into the bed, “M’kay, I don’t wanna get you sick either, you always so get whiny when your sniffly, it is kinda adorable though.”
“I do not get whiny!” She laughed in a fake-offended tone but moved up to tuck the duvet closely around you, “I have something else for you too.”
“What is it?” You peaked your head over the cover curiously, you must’ve looked like a burrito in that moment, your body snuggly wrapped in blankets while only your head poked out.
Wanda reached down to grab the small brown bag on the floor and pulled something out, “Have a look.”
Your curiosity was peaked, you looked up to see Wanda holding a circular takeout container, steam rising from it. Even through your heavy congestion, you could smell the distinct aroma of Italian chicken soup. And balancing ontop of the container was a cup and you easily recognised the Starbucks logo on the front.
“The Starbucks down the road is selling limited edition ‘Winter Hot-chocolate’ I thought it’d make you feel better.” Wanda smiled, helping you shuffle upwards a little so you could take a sip.
“Oh Wands.” You sighed happily and set the cup down, “Its amazing, everything is. Thank you.”
“No problem baby.” She kissed your forehead before you sunk back into the covers, “Do you want me to pour you a bowl of this?” She signalled to the soup still in her hand.
“Sure but first cuddles,” You patted the empty spot next to you, “Please?”
Wanda smiled and put the soup ontop of your drawers, she could always reheat it later if necessary, “Who am I to deny that request, especially when you’ve asked so nicely.”
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the reader tops chloe with the strap >:) also if u want it can be like a pt.2 to rainbow and have some fluff >>:)))
━ 𝐌𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐅𝐔𝐍
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𝙥𝙖𝙞𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜(𝙨) - Chloe Price x G/N!Reader
𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 - Cursing, smut, use of strap on, kissing, hickies, fluff, top!reader, bottom!chloe,
𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙤𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙 ? - Yeah/Nope
𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙧'𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙚 - lowkey a sequel to this fic right HERE thank you for the rq though lmao sorry it took so long lovely!
REBLOGS ARE VERY APPRECIATED
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"Would you actually fuck me with it?"
It had been two days since your little introduction to the fake cock that Chloe had bought. The rainbow colors making you squeeze your thighs together when you thought about her fucking you with it.
But she'd been so needy with you lately, you were beginning to take true to your words about doing the same to her. Watching her beside you staring at her laptop that played a youtube video that was funny to her, hearing her giggle or chuckle every few minutes.
Her head resting on your stretched out arm that had gone completely numb, your other around her waist, hand holding your own nice and tight to assure you she was still there as you slept.
You could see the screen over her shoulder, having been spooning her for the past hour while you were napping. Her ass pushing against your front once you woke up, digging your face in her neck while shifting around.
"Y/n?" "Hm?" She laughed at your groggy voice, head popping up into her view while she peeked over her shoulder. "Sleep good hotstuff?" You rubbed your eyes, hugging her closer to you while nodding. "Yeah."
She hummed at your answer, video now ended she rolled over to face you, just millimeters apart, lightly biting the tip of your nose to get you to smile.
"What time is it?" "Almost seven." You groaned, hand wrapped around her body to her ass giving it a light squeeze. "I had a really good dream." "Yeah, I see that." You sat up, limb still trapped up underneath her neck a shit-eating grin on her face while she snuggled into your forearm.
"I wanna fuck you." "For real? You just opened your eyes."
You stared at her with much seriousness, tilting your head a bit before she jumped up, pushing you onto your back. Straddling your waist watching your face lighten up at the feeling of her thighs squeezing your hips.
"But only if I get to use that new strap." You giggled, hands resting on her bare thighs as she nodded, leaning down to kiss you tasting the cigarette you both shared before you'd fallen asleep.
"Deal."
That's how you got here, lips on hers and fake cock strapped around your pelvis while Chloe continuously pushed towards you. Wanting more that you weren't quite ready to give her.
"I love you, you know that?" You smirked, the words sounded insincere from the way you spoke, teasing her with the tip of the dick. Running it along her soaked folds, circling her clit with the silicone head. "I– I lov–love you too you– fuck–" she panted staring down between her legs where her shorts and panties had been stripped for her and the plastic cock rested in your hand.
"Fuck Y/n.." "I love this." You muttered, fingers moving to massage her inner thigh, while the other circled her hole, slowly beginning to push yourself inside her.
"Oh fuck Y/n–" She breathed, grabbing your hand in her own as you began a to set a steady pace with her, moving your hips back and forth. Excitedly biting your lip.
"How's that feel?" "Good.." You hummed, leaning back down to kiss her once more, then down her neck towards her t-shirt that you both knew had nothing underneath it.
"Chloe, you're so pretty." You teased, seeing her flustered face when you moved back up to kiss her cheek.
Thrusting towards her faster making the entire bed and its frame begin to move.
"I love you so much." Her blush made you want to want to fuck her harder, her hands gripping your biceps while you drilled into her.
"Y/n– fu–uck that feels goo–ood–" "Oh yeah?" You pulled her shirt up exposing her pretty tits to you, the hand not holding yours moving down to play with her nipples, leaning down to take a little lick over her sensitive nub.
Continuing to screw your hips into her own, wet sounds and skin on skin slapping filling your shared bedroom up to the brim overflowing out into the rest of the apartment.
"Fuck you're amazing." You muttered, licking over her tit again before returning to her mouth, tasting the salty sweat on her lips and her lust for you. "Y/n m'gonna cum." Chloe groaned, head falling back against the pillows while gripping you as tight as she could, painted purple nails digging into your soft skin.
"Good girl."
Chloe liked to deny how much she liked when you called her that, whether it be a joke or you actually praising her for things.
Whether she was the dom or sub of the night, she loved it and loved to eat it up, turning red when you'd let those two little words slip from your lips.
"Fuck!" You took the moment she threw her head far back to bite and suck at her neck, continuing your animalistic pace into her pussy as her thighs squeezed you tight keeping you between her legs.
Finally beginning to slow she tried to catch her breath, clutching your upper arms as she came, hips stuttered and little whines spilling from her mouth.
"Aww... Chlo? You okay?" She knew you were teasing her, but it felt so good, looking at you with teary eyes and a light nod.
"That was really fucking good." You laughed looking down at where the fake cock was still snug inside of her. "That was really fucking fun."
"I'm ready to take another nap now, join me?"
"Wait, I wanna ride." You stared at Chloe for a minute. "Fine, only because you're adorable." "Y/nnn."
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luveline · 2 years
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hihi ! i followed your account super recently which is such a shame, because your writing is literally like perfect perfect perfect ?!! also please write this only if you feel like you want to okay ? i know you're sick and i don't wanna pressurise you at all
okayyy so, how about reader and sirius being in a relationship and one day when she's telling him how she loves him, he starts to tell her how/why he adores her back and she gets uncomfortable/can't get herself to believe such nice things and he notices and you can take it from here because this is getting too self indulgent 💀
(i've used she/her pronouns while requesting but you can use any pronouns you feel comfortable writing for !)
hi thanks so much! i hope this is okie <3
Sirius’ lap is your favourite place on earth. You love how it feels to be held by him, so close and so kindly, his hand pressed into the bump of your tummy, fingers spread over your naval, the other usually on your face or near it. 
It's ridiculous in its simplicity, how this one pleasure can be comforting beyond measure. He looks so handsome, his face completely relaxed. It's a privilege to see him like this.
"You're so handsome," you tell him, face shifting against his chest as you reach up to cradle his cheek.
He pulls his eyes from the TV to beam at you. "Oh yeah?" 
"Mm. You have the loveliest nose ever." He shakes his head. "I'm serious!" You draw your finger over the bump in his nose, then to his lips, the cupids bow and the corners. "'Nd your lips, too."
You shift again and he helps you automatically, arm tight around your back. Closer now you can see your reflection in his eyes. "Pretty eyes," you drag your thumbnail under his lashes carefully, "really pretty." 
Said eyes crease with fondness. "Not as pretty as yours, baby." 
You frown and duck out of his eyeline to kiss his scratchy jawline. "I love your voice." 
"Sweetheart," he says in warning. It furthers your point. 
"'Specially when you're calling me names," you murmur. You press a half-open kiss to the soft spot under his ear. 
"Convenient, 'cos I love calling you names, pretty thing."
"I love you," you tell him sincerely, arms wrapped around his back, hands behind his shoulder blades. 
He drops a kiss into your hair. "As I love you. Your lovely face, your big huge heart. Your smile…" 
His fingers push under your ear, pulling you up with both hands. He's smiling wide, eyes creased in bliss. You try to copy his expression but the compliments never fit right. 
"You wanna give me one?" he asks. 
You do your best. His frown is almost imperceptible.
"Hey, thanks, baby. You're beautiful," he says, dipping down to kiss you chastely. "So beautiful," another kiss, "inside," a third kiss, "and out," he says, smiling against your lips. 
Your eyes scrunch closed. You push your nose into his cheek, squished up against him, hiding from his affections that you desperately want to believe, but just… can't. 
"You don't think so?" he asks under his breath. 
"We were talking about you," you try. 
"You're everything to me, you know? Funny, smart," you snort, he scowls, he doubles down, "not just in words. You understand me better than anyone I've ever met, and you're more loving than a person should be." 
"Siri," you whisper. "You don't have to." 
"No, I do," he says, laughing in a way that tells you he doesn't find it so funny, "because I don't think you believe me." 
You clutch him tightly. Hiding, always hiding. 
He rubs the back of your head. "Are you listening to me?" 
"Of course I am." 
"Tell me something nice about yourself. Come on, just one thing." 
You groan, and you don't want to be that type of pathetic, but sometimes saying nice things about yourself is hard. Like you're expecting someone to jump around the corner and say - that's not true. Like they're gonna have a list of all the things that prove it wrong. 
"You're caring," Sirius says eventually, broaching your silence. "You're always trying to make me feel good. Tell me you're caring." 
"I'm caring," you say, if only to keep him happy. To ease the frustration welling behind his patient tone. 
"Yes, you are. What else?" 
"Sirius-" 
"Please." 
Your hands bawl in his shirt. He smells of you, your sheets, your detergent. You can't remember when that happened.
"I love you," you say. 
He laughs. "Alright, you got me. That's definitely one of your better qualities. Loving me is just synonyms for other things. Generosity, patience, loyalty. Bravery, vulnerability." 
You pretend to throw up. He takes great offense to this and worms his fingers into your skin until you're laughing, tickled to the point of shrieking pleading. 
"Be nice to my girl," he says, having pinned you down. You're panting, willing to do anything if it'll save you from a second punishment, so you nod. He nods back. "Good. Or I'll be nice for you. And we both know how nice I can be." You're pretty sure that's positive reinforcement. 
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the redacted matches are so cool, thank you for doing them!!
- i dont have a particular lyric for it but ive been really liking cherry wine by grentperez lately
- i dont really know my enneagram type, i think its a 5? not sure though only because i havent looked at it recently enough to know if its still accurate
- my go to way to fall asleep is to listen to redacted videos lol
- when i picked a new name for myself, i chose it because i liked the sound of it (and im pretty sure i subconsciously got it from a candle on my desk)
- my favorite redacted audio would probably be aarons morning audio where smartass is trying to keep him in bed, its very cute and he just sounds so happy
- i dont get the hype for caelum, i can appreciate that other people like him but he’s just never been it for me
- my go to thing to ramble about would absolutely be astrology
- my go to gas station combo would be one of those bottled starbucks drinks and chocolate covered pretzels
- a playlist ive been listening to a lot lately is a spotify generated one called “chill mix”
- i have a few guilty pleasure fantasy romance book series, theyre not very good but i always have a fun time reading them lol
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Okay, but the fantasy romance thing is so funny- not funny because those books aren’t fun, we’re among friends here but because Vincent would lovingly, adoringly give you so much shit.
Literally, can you imagine how a charming little dickhead he’d be? He’s constantly insisting that shifters don’t actually have knots, that demons don’t orchestrate deals with the devil and certainly don’t seal them with a kiss. You’d come home, and he’s on the couch, not working, nose in one of your books, telling you that the position being he’s reading isn’t possible, supernatural creature or otherwise, but goddamn he’d be willing to try wink wink nudge nudge.
Also, after that last Vincent audio, the one with the fancy date, he could totally strike me as a chocolate-covered pretzel man. Vincent’s a prince, but he’s also just a dude, and I think he’d be more than happy sitting on that gas station curb, trying to throw snacks into your open mouth.
Song:
I need a man who'll take a chance/ On a love that burns hot enough to last/ So when the night falls/ My lonely heart calls/ Oh, I wanna dance with somebody
As the theoretical youngest of our vampires, Vincent is so literally a boy misplaced in time. I really, inexplicably love this song for him for that reason. Like, a cheesy eighties love ballad that he’d adore covered by a mid 00’s emo band? For some reason, I think he’d love that.
Runner-ups:
Vega, I actually like for you the same reason as Vincent. He would also be incredibly amused by your romance novels but in a much meaner yet still sexy way. Anton, I just think he loves an astrology babe; he adores listening to you talk about signs and constellations and houses even if he doesn’t believe any of it.
Note: I hope you enjoy it, anon 🧡 I actually finally listened to his spicy date audio today before I looked at your entry, so I think it was fate
Want a match-up of your own? Read this post, and tell me about yourself! 💌
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dogsofardour · 9 months
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😍🐶💚🎵🛩️🍼
Gah! Thank you so much for sending this in anon! I did my best below. The ask game post is here.
😍 - Three favourite things about Jotaro.
God how could Eileen possibly choose!? (Cop out answer)
She likes his funny lines, when he thinks he's being a badass but he sounds lame instead. Even the funny thing bullshit with the "a vein pops on a stand users nose when they smell cigarette smoke" and everyone else going "Woah!! What a stellar observation!" While he's just "I-- I lied. I lied So Much." Its like getting to see behind the curtain.
"How did you bullshit so hard?!"
"Oh I would've lost it if I had known, known, y'know?"
Eileen loves Jotaro's insistence on wearing his hat Everywhere, even underwater. He has a look and he's sticking with it. Stubborn bastard.

She likes that he's a character who doesn't need to state his morals, he just does it. Action over words. Makes Jotaro very geniune.

🐶 - If Eileen and Jotaro were to get a pet, what would it be?
Well, The Hounds aren't exactly pets I suppose... Hm... Eileen would love to get a fancy rat! They're friendly and fun to play with! She'd try to convince Jotaro to get one with her, "It'll be a new family member! Don't you wanna take care of something so soft and cool?"
Unfortunately, rats are a no go for Jotaro. They just, they're rats. He doesn't... Rodents don't gel well with him.
Instead they settle on two hermit crabs! Properly cared for of course. So it's a little pricey, but man. Jotaro and Eileen feel a stupendous amount of joy when they see the little fellas are all settled!
Their names are Shelbert and Clawrise.

💚 - Who gets jealous?
Man, I'd love to say Eileen, but the opportunities for jealousy to happen are just...weird. Usually when people show interest in Jotaro it's for his looks, not anything like his work or what he likes. And that just upsets her, she knows Jotaro doesn't want that kind of attention, isn't particularly a friendly person, or a people person in general, so she would just like to shield him a bit.
Eileen would only get a playful kind of jealous. Like, let's say someone emailed Jotaro about a paper he published, and now they're pen pals. First, Eileen would be elated! Jotaro gets to gush about marine biology with a fellow fish nerd? It's awesome!
It's when he ends up spending, like, two hours drafting an email response that she goes, "Hey Jojo, I'm feeling a little neglected!" She's leaning on his shoulders where he's sitting on his swivel chair, rubbing her cold nose against his neck. Jotaro huffs a little and half-heartedly bats at her face. "I'm busy, I'll be there in a minute," his eyes are glued to the screen, mouth quirked in a smirk. Smug bastard. "But! I'm lonely!" she groans into his throat.
So Eileen doesn't really get jealous. Jotaro on the other hand? Pray for his tortured, angst-ridden soul. When Eileen finds a friend, she's super affectionate. There's obviously a matter of body-language, she's pretty good at judging who wants a hug or a kiss, or would like some distance. But as soon as she's got that blanket permission? Shes cuddling and talking up her new pal. Like, her and Kakyoin?
"Noriaki, darling, dearest, plleeeease give me the last brownie?" She's smushed her cheek against his, giving the biggest puppy-dog eyes. Kakyoin makes a show of considering it, a flash of defiant 'I don't think I will' shining in his violet eyes. Then rolls his eyes and tosses it her way. "Aw! Thanks pudding pop!" Eileen replies before devouring the block of chocolatey goodness. Meanwhile, Jotaro's over in the corner, watching this, thinking: "I wanna be her pudding pop. Why can't I be? Huh??"
Jotaro ends up acting a little prickly until Eileen digs into his mood. It's easily resolved, she goes "Of course you can be my pudding pop! Why didn't you just ask?" And then gently asks if he'd be more comfortable if she toned it down? She didn't mean to make him uncomfortable, blatant affection was just a way for her to show appreciation of her friends. And well... Jotaro... He likes that about Eileen. He likes how honest and willing Eileen is to put herself out there. He might just want more attention than he was willing to admit before.
When people are flirting with Eileen however? Oh boy. Run, duck, cover, something along those lines. Although, Eileen has a hard time believing anyone would be interested in her. Anyone else, that is, she clearly won over Jotaro with her wit and charm, but her face?
She's got scars on her face. Big, jagged looking scars. They started blood-crusted red, and have healed over to a pink sure, but who likes that? Especially on a woman. It might be rugged and cool on a guy but... Yeah. She ruined her face. So, she doesn't pick up on flirting from other people.
So, poor Jotaro is fuming as Eileen cluelessly goes, "oh? You're a fan of my wood carvings? Sure, I could show you my workshop sometime!" Eventually Jotaro can't take it anymore. So, Eileen finds herself with a 195cm shadow glowering at the new friend she's made. Its uncharacteristic of Jotaro to be so, touchy. She doesn't mind! It's a treat to get PDA when it's available. She's soaking up Jotaro's touch, melting when he calls her nicknames, getting a little embarrassed when he refers to her as 'his girlfriend', 'limpet', on and on. When they get a moment alone she's a little giggly, splaying her hands on his shoulders, looking into his eyes with little hearts in her own. "What was that about, Starshine?" she asks. "I missed you," Jotaro's rigid posture goes relaxed under her touch, her voice. "I was just across the room," she teases a little. "Was too far for me."
I wouldn't exactly call Jotaro's jealousy subtle, but he isn't one to make a scene as long as Eileen isn't bothered. Although, the moment someone harrasses her, it's all over.
🎵 - Some song lyrics which fit Jotileen?
Sweet wonderful you
You make me happy with the things you do
Oh, can it be so
This feeling follows me wherever I go
I never did believe in miracles
But I've a feeling it's time to try
I never did believe in the ways of magic
But I'm beginning to wonder why
[...]
You, you make loving fun
And I don't have to tell you but you're the only one

🛩️ - Where would Jotileen go for their honeymoon?
Jotaro and Eileen get married in 1996, after they've had Jolyne and Jouta, so their honeymoon turns into a family trip! Disney World is in Florida, so it's within the state they've settled in. Eileen has never been on a rollercoaster before and is so!! Excited!! She's unfortunately the only one going on the coaster in their little family, so she slips away to go while Jolyne and Jouta are napping and Jotaro's looking over them.
They have to take it relatively easy with a four and two year old, but it's a lovely week away from home with no dishes and no job responsibilities.

🍼 - Want kids?
Jotaro never considered kids in all honesty. At least, not beyond a perfunctory thought. Its the expectation, right? Marry, have children, then die. ...Okay that sounds a bit bleaker than he would mean it to be. Then his relationship with Eileen got serious. Which is to say, their relationship has never not been serious, but it went from: "I love you and I need you to survive this with me," in SDC to them dating in a normal societal context. When Jotaro and Eileen turn 19 Holly and Nobuko start talking about marriage. Asking when Jotaro's gonna pop the question, since he and Eileen aren't 'kids anymore' and Holly would like some grandchildren. Hell, Joseph is eager as hell to spoil some great-grandchildren. That makes Jotaro think about what comes with marriage, in a typical sense. Does he...want children? When the idea was distant and impersonal, Jotaro would've said no. But with Eileen? He'd cherish any new additions to the family. He's just scared if he'd be able to keep them safe. So, when Eileen gets pregnant unexpectedly Jotaro has a minor crisis before his determination to protect her and their baby grows stronger.
Eileen has always liked kids. She made money babysitting when she was a teenager, and she had a lot of fun. Of course, it was also tiring, keeping up with little 3 year olds and their boundless energy, dietary restrictions, scheduled nap times, bath times, etc, but it was worth it! She felt pride in a job well done. So, when she contemplated the future she saw herself having kids down the line. She'd work hard to make sure they would have anything they'd want and need, and be there for them... More open than her mother was. She'd make them feel loved, not like a burden. So, yes, Eileen would love to have kids. When Eileen's thoughts about the future start to revolve around her and Jotaro, together: God, she wouldn't want any other man. She loves him, she can't imagine a world without him in it.
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Jjba and mp 100 for the ask game? (If you don't wanna do both, then choose from whatever one you want to do more!)
OKAY FINALLY IM DOING IT LETS GO
as you know I like the silly’s known as serizawa and okuyasu ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
women? Uhhhhhhh hmmm 🤨 for mp100 I’d definitely say tome kurata because ALIENS for jojo I have no idea but I’ve drawn yukako before she’s pretty cool
my least favorite character. STEELY DAN. STEELLY DAN FOR SURE HES JUST SO ARGGGHHHHH for mp 100 I never really hated everybody but Mogami keiji is pretty ARGGG too
I LOVE PRETTY PEOPLE GAHHHHHH Ermes Costello . She’s. She’s just so. HANDSOME!! and ohhhhhhhh pretty people in mp100. Men. Specifically teru I- HES just so. So teru.
UH FUNNY CHARACTERS ARE LITERALLY THE ONLY THING KEEPING MY LIFE TOGETHER RN I LOVE TGEMMM would recomend reigen as a silly and same goes to polnareff like. Have you seen their faces. They are silly.
For mp100 I think the second season but that’s kinda only cause the ova and JOJO PART 4 OBVIOUSLY I LVOE IT L LOVE IT MUCH
whewww remember how I like Okuyasu yeah my favorite jojo episode ever is let’s go get Italian food. No need to explain any further. And UHHHH ONE SECOND I’m back mp100 is a hard choice but I guess season 2 episode 5 ‘Discord~Choices~’ because when I first watched it I SOME HOW SKIPPED THE MOST IMPORTANT EPISODE AND WHEN I REWATCHED IT I WAS SCREAMING LIKE WHAT WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN JUH
HAHA IVE BEEN WAITING FOF THIS!! ROMANCE‼️‼️i can say this with all the certainty in my body that MY FAVORITE SHIPS EVER are JOSUYASU AND SERIREI YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I WANT TO RUN THEM OVER I WANT OT PLAY WOTH THEM LIKE DOLLS AND MAKE THEM KISS AND I WANT TO PIT THEM IM THE OVEN FOR THEIR LAST MOMENTS I WANT TO EXPLODE THEM BU WRAPPING THEM IN TINFOIL AND PUT THEM IN A Solwave Stainless-Steel Commercial Microwave AND I WILL THROW THEM IN A HOLE FULL OF TIGERS AND BEARS AND 10 DIFFERENT THINGS AND
family ship??? huh?? uh I guess shou and his father(president suzuki??(idk his name 😭)) cause they end up like.. working together it’s cool ig and LOVE JOSEPH AND GRANNY ERINAS CONCEPT I know they didn’t get much screen time together but I LOVE THEM
My favorite friend ships uhmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhHAHAHHHA WAITWAIT JOSEPH AND SPEEDWAGON because like… the kid saves him right and speedwagon just what is happening what NO JOSEPH DONT POKE HIS NOSE and I rlly like shou and ritsu’s friend ship(even tho I romantically ship them too) because loud extrovert with no friends + constantly annoyed introvert that also has no friends is the best concept ever
JONATHAN X DIO I DONT EVEN WANT TO SAY THE SHIP NAME ITS SO BAD AND DIO IS NOT HIS JOBRO ITS SPEEDWAGON AND YOU CSNT SAY ORHERWISE AND MOB X REIGEN?!! NOOO?? IDC IF THEIR AGED UP REIGEN MET MOB WHEN HE WAS LIKE NEGATIVE YRS OLD PLEASE STOP
like you said before, jotakak is pretty overrated LIKE KAKYOIN ISNT A BIRD AND HE DOES NOT LAY EGGS for mp100 I wouldn’t say there’s a over hyped ship but I guess serirei but.. I love them.. so they’re fine.. right..
Underhyped is definitely koichi and yukako like they’re cute okay they’re happy and then shou and ritsu because.. lost of ppl like them but nobody draws them or writes about them(or I’m just bad at finding stuff 😭)
unpopular opinion? I don’t like part 5. Like I literally like part 1 better. There’s no specific reason all the characters are cool(i love fugo) but it just feel so rushed and you never get to learn anything about the characters ig and mp100- uh I don’t know 😭 let me think OH!!! Onigawara is the most amazing best character he needed more screen time and why did he have to leave to high school whywhyeheyehywhy I miss him(sobs)
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