#not an original thought

[djoseph-quinn]

Eddie cannot believe that you’ve never read LOTR. You think it’s much too long a book and there are better things to do.

Which leads to where you are now.

Eddie’s bruising grip on your hips as he kneels under the table. His tongue drawing slow circles around your clit.

“But so far trouble had not come,” you continue reading aloud from Eddie’s tattered copy of ‘The Fellowship of the Ring’ “and as Mr. Baggins was gene-Jesus Fuck Eds” you moaned.

And as soon as you did he backed away from your heat, you look under the table to see him press a kiss to your knee.

“Come on pretty girl, you know the rules. Keep reading or I stop.”

#eddie munson x reader #eddie munson #eddie munson imagine #eddie munson x you #eddie x reader #eddie munson smut #eddie munson x y/n #not an original thought #but damn

[oceanwithouthermoon]

saiki kusuo accidentally making common sayings/expressions literal by subconsciously activating his powers..

happy/giddy = "feel like im floating/i feel floaty" = actually levitating

embarrassed/flustered = "my face is on fire" = hes actually on fire

shocked = "i froze up/i was frozen in place" = cryokinesis..

angry = "smoke blowing out your ears" = ACTUAL SMOKE

glaring at someone from behind = "burning holes in the back of their head" = actual fucking laser eyes ouch dude

ignoring someone = "giving the cold shoulder" = temperature lowers every time theyre near him

#not an original thought #i know people have written about him accidentally activating pyrokinesis when hes mad or embarrassed before #idk about anything else though... #giggles #sorry this is cringe. im in shackles saiki kusuo literally has me in a chokehold help #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki kusuo #meows post

[oksurethisismyname]

I love a ice skater hockey player Zosan AU, no ifs or buts. Zoro as the hockey player and sanji as the skater? Gorgeous, classic. Zoro as the skater and sanji as the hockey player? Fun, fresh!

Now: Blades of Glory but gay and Zosan is a fair addition to this concept.

Skinny blond with a shitty wealthy family that abandons him?

Beefy bad boy with a habit of pissing off the skinny blond for fun and who doesn’t abide by the hoitytoity rules?

Just get rid of the female romantic lead, make the figure skating siblings Sanjis siblings, and we’re SET

#one piece #black leg sanji #roronoa zoro #zosan #zosan figure skating au #but it’s just blades of glory #not an original thought #someone has probably already written this

[violent138]

There had to be a theory circulating in the both the tabloids and circles of the Gotham elite that Bruce did some weird rich person thing of adopting his bastards.

#I mean come on the first set look very similar #And even with Cass and Steph it must've been a suspicion #They're too much like Bruce in either mannerism or appearance #Not an original thought #I'm sure #Bruce Wayne #Batman #Batfamily

[prettybbychim]

neuvillette’s bow is so low in his hair because the melusines love to help with his hair but they can’t reach any higher

#i’ve seen this fanart somewhere #not an original thought #i can’t find it and it makes me Big Sad #ignoring the fact that they might’ve taken inspo from real life hair trends in history #lemme have this #genshin impact #genshin #neuvillette #melusine genshin

[secretagentsagainstwhatever]

Rip Andre Braugher

#this is sad #andre braugher #b99 #brooklyn nine nine #he was fantastic #captain holt #raymond holt #lgbtq characters #i still enjoy the show fwiw #source twitter #not an original thought

[addictofanimation]

A New Crack AU Idea...

I had a crack idea where Alhaitham was King Deshret reincarnated and all of the old machines from his civilization recognize him. Now Kaveh has to deal with Mehrak being besotted with Alhaitham as he tries not to be jealous that his own suitcase loves Alhaitham more than him.

#genshin impact #genshin alhaitham #genshin kaveh #genshin mehrak #genshin impact au #alhaitham is king deshret reincarnated au #not an original thought #i'm sure plenty of people think the same #just wanted to share a funny version of it #might write this eventually #my post

[thepaleelf]

the devil wears prada is yuri!!!!!!!!!!!!

#not an original thought #but… i just watched it the whole way through for the first time #i had to get it out

[mikeyhasthoughts]

hot girls with upset stomach club ✌🏻

#girls gender neutral #not an original thought #my tummy hurt :( #upset stomach

[insomniaclesbian]

That wierd european obsessed with a depressed louisianan man

#hannibal #iwtv amc #iwtv louis #iwtv lestat #will graham #not an original thought

[zootndingo]

Therapy is like mucking out the emotional stalls of my brain.

#therapy #not an original thought #I’m like this close to cutting bangs #ouch ouch ouch

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[vhstapeworm]

mutual 1: I want to turn that man's prostate into silly putty

mutual 2: here's smth i doodled during science class lol

mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history :]

mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming

mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god

mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car....it's so intimate....turning him on....

mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo's arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he's being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities

mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday

mutual 9: "scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality" god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄

mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO

mutual 11: guys we're not getting a new album

mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats

mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don't even listen to.....

mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it

mutual 15: i'm going to fall into lake michigan

#noc original thoughts

[thoughtcascades]

idk how to flirt but i can make things awkward if you're into that

#own #text #thoughtcascades #showerthoughts #shower thoughts #quote #quotes #writing #original words #poetry #literature #inspiring #quoteoftheday #poem #aesthetic #prose #inspiring quote #life #spilled ink

[throesofincreasingwonder]

Anyway. Sorry to be an English major on main but yes all stories have meanings and say things

#original post #thoughts #500 #1k #2k #5k #10k #20k

[thehopefulquotes]

The bravest thing I ever did was continuing my life when I wanted to die.

Juliette Lewis

#Juliette Lewis #motivation #quotes #poetry #literature #relationship quotes #writing #original #words #love #relationship #thoughts #lit #prose #spilled ink #inspiring quotes #life quotes #quoteoftheday #love quotes #poem #aesthetic