#nobody is going to watch that

[astralpenguin]

self care is writing a fic that you’re literally the sole target audience for

#nobody was asking for a spn pmmm crossover fic focusing on claire at 14 #who by this point has already been manipulated into agreeing to something without knowing all the terms and conditions first #and it was awful and the worst day of her life #so when kyubey approaches her she doesn't go for it #but the people around her do and so claire gets to watch people she loves die horribly AGAIN #like there is nothing in spn canon that contradicts any of this #but literally nobody is wanting a fic like this to exist #nobody except for me #so i guess i have to do everything myself around here #el talks

[binary-bird]

i just think he’s neat

#the spot #johnathon ohnn #across the spiderverse #i enjoyed watching him so much look at him go #the nobody to nightmare trope is absolutely catnip to me #can someone in-universe just sit down and listen to his backstory. i am begging

[aroaceofdiamonds]

Just got a 20 minute ad on YouTube

Sure it was skippable, but that's not the point

The best part?

The video I wanted to watch was 40 seconds long

#seriously #wtf youtube #i would chuck it up to me being in incognito #but i got a two hour long ad a couple days ago #when i wasn't incognito #once again skippable #but seriously youtube #nobody is going to watch that #rhi's rambles

[theangelofbrahma]

#torchwood #doctor who #saw someone do this for dungeon meshi and decided the whoniverse needed one #i hope nobody has done this already #ianto jones #tosh sato #owen cooper #captain jack harkness #the doctor #martha jones #rose tyler #bill potts #missy doctor who #danny pink #clara oswald #amy pond #rory williams #they're all autistic you're honour #there's more but i'd be going on for ages #angelofbrahmaaa #formal apology to other whoniverse media not included #i have not yet watched them so didn't know whether to add them

[flutesolo]

the really fun thing about making suki zuko’s personal guard is that she absolutely would figure out he’s the blue spirit. it’s literally her job to be on top of him, she would figure it out in under a month. and she would know that asking zuko to stop is a lost cause so she would follow him out. i need you to stop and picture the look on zuko’s face when he finds out suki knows he’s the blue spirit.

#goose.txt #this is his best kept secret!! not even uncle knows!!!! #he’d probably be so unnerved by the idea of suki watching him because that means she’s knows him #because nobody ever knows him. only bits and pieces and projections #it would be jarring!! #also imagine how fucking pissed sokka is going to be when he finds out that not only is zuko the blue spirit #but suki figured it out first #atla #avatar #avatar the last airbender #zukki #zukka #zuko #sokka #atla suki #vengeance!verse

[sciderman]

this isn't THRIVING... this is FALLING APART... with STYLE

#sci speaks #the sci files #I’ve been chasing up a lot of strange symptoms I’ve been having that . haven’t been causing me pain but #you know . unanswered questions . #turns out I’ve been fighting a battle with my biology all this time and didn’t Know because I was fighting so well. #keep fighting sci .. keep fighting .. #I will WIN… Lord watch me I will win.. #I have a tumor. his name is Lamar. #I’m gonna miss him when he’s gone. But he Has To Go. #the burden of being so good at coping . when something is actually Wrong nobody believes you

[heartscrypt]

posting the cater sprites from the ten-faced fanmade pv that you should please watch it took me way too long to make and im so proud of it

[CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE PV]

#twst #twisted wonderland #cater diamond #heartscribbles #heartsprocess #u guys hate me if u dont watch the pv #jk. love yall #anyways the first time i drew these i forgor the diamond #so i had to go back and edit it on in ibis paint. LOL #i also dont have the heartslabyul ribbon or his magestone but like. shhhh #nobody has to know... #man atp ive drawn cater more than ive drawn my actual fav. this is crazy

[khaotunq]

TYPECAST: First Kanaphan edition

#first kanaphan #the eclipse #moonlight chicken #blacklist series #wolf series #only friends the series #not me the series #wake up ladies #my gifs #my edits #mine: first kanaphan #mine: typecast #userjamiec #tuserhidden #tuserrowan #tostrangers #idk if any usertags will work bc of how far down they are? but #should i use the edit tags instead of the show names? #i don't wanna use bl source or asian lgbtq~ tags bc they're not all bls #i don't fuckn no how to tag thisssss #i am in DISTRESS #i was about to say presented without further commentary but then i did my alt texts #sorry about that. #i lost my mind making this set btw #nobody's allowed to ask chiara about it #i have khaotung drafted but i have to go download a bunch of episodes to gif some of the characters #u better believe i have typecasts written for a bunch of these boys but lord knows if i'll ever do em #i didn't do kim because 1) i haven't watched the shipper and 2) i just have him described as 'dead' because i think i'm funny #i didn't do f4 or astrophile either bc i haven't watched them and don't intend to

[p4nishers]

i need s3 to start with crowley throwing up into a dumpster then sliding down the wall and crying hysterically which cuts to aziraphale doing nothing but spying on him with his little gay ass telescope exactly like this

#michael or someone: good morning supreme archangel aziraphale #aziraphale having watched crowley going thru the trouble to buy himself crepes cause feelings™ then dropping them and sliding to the floor #into the puddle of his tears: no it isn't #i just rewatched ofmd and i also have Feelings™ #i love crowley i want her to be more miserable than ever and for aziraphale to come crawling on his hand and knees begging to be taken back #bc heaven made him change his autism clothes and nobody will tell him what a good job he's doing and oh crowley its just terrible TERRIBLE #they didn't let me bring crepes up please take me back dear and all that #good omens #azicrow #good omens s2 #go s2 #good omens season 2 #aziracrow #ineffable spouses #aziraphale x crowley #aziraphale #crowley #ofmd

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

so I watched the most recent episode of succession (oops) and the thought vaguely occured to me "oh dear how are they going to recover from this one?"

and the answer is, of course, that they won't. this is the beginning of the end. this is how they destroy each other.

anyways that's my prediction for the fandom ciao kisses hope u all have a very chill season 4 💋

#succession #succession spoilers #succession 4x03 #there's not going to be another season is there? #i feel like succession fans very quite literally could not survive another season #they are being torn about like tissue paper in the wind #...like used tissues in Gerri's pocket i was gonna say but letsbehonest that woman's never publicly used a tissue in her life #anyways what is this. what is this i am experiencing? #is this ENJOYMENT? am i experiencing ENJOYMENT from this highly popular television show? #i did not consent to this!!!!!! #oops accidentally joined a fandom by watching a show and reading the social media reactions and looking up all the inside jokes and #ew i hate it take it back #(but first let me enjoy ASMR Deceased Billionaire Being Crunched On By The Worms) #my favorite thing about this fandom is nobody seems to actually ENJOY being in this fandom #it's just a continuous river of 'this fucking destroyed me' followed by polite thanks to the showrunners #which is impeccable. impeccable energy.

[skunkes]

#nobody in specific - the general You ^_^ #a doodley #also hi i dont wanna clutter dash with more talkys posts so im talking here #i wasnt even fixating on the hozier lyric i used to caption that other doodle but once i singled it out i cant stop thinking about it #agh...whatever keeps you around... it keeps you around....! #also i wanna make more (neopets) adopts... #and also also i started watching a ryan gosling movie i felt i would like or be impacted by and. #well im being impacted by it so far. i stopped halfway as i have become tired...i wanna go to bed ^_^ #really relatable in his characters mannerisms and feelings and such so far. good lird. #gnnnn ^_^

[cakesandfail]

...Vetinari and Gaspode are probably friends aren't they

#gem rereads the watch #i say 'friends'. i mean they have a business arrangement #and. well. nobody wants the yellow flaviur biscuits going to waste if wuffles doesn't want them #it'd be a shame not to eat them #consider it payment for useful information #(gossip)

[royalarchivist]

Tazercraft and Richarlyson: [ Talking about the butterfly effect that led to Cellbit and Roier getting married ]

Richarlyson: The real cupid is pa Mike.

Pac: If Mike was unintentionally the reason why Richas died*, and that caused Roier and Cellbit to— Wait, you're saying I'm single because you died?! Oh what the hell. No, it's fine, that's fine, that's fine, it's fine, I stayed on the ground so that others could fly, it's fine.

Richarlyson: KKKKKKK Pa, you misunderstood me 0_0

#Pactw #Richarlyson #Mikethelink #Tazercraft #QSMP #Pac #Mike #To anyone who's going ''what the hell does that mean'' #I've been doing some VOD watching and I finally understand. #Pac unfortunately had / has a little crush on Cellbit #which is perhaps one of the worst realizations I've ever made #They smooched each other on the first (or second?) day the Brazilians arrived #(Cellbit called it a ''Friendship kiss'' and Pac said ''ah we haven't had one of those in a few years'') #and then later on Cellbit turned him down when he started getting interested in Roier #there was also a moment in Festa Junina where it seemed like Pac thought Cellbit was taking him to the church to propose??? #Idk man. I want to study q!Pac under a microscope #THE DUDE MAULED YOU IN PRISON. WHY DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM #good god nobody on this server is mentally well #I remember when I first saw that I was like ''? What does Pac mean by that?'' #sighs............. #* Anyways the death Mike was ''responsible'' for was the one that happened on the first day #That QSMP global later said didn't count #August 9 2023 #<- is the VOD date #Translated #Celltw #tangentially

[arohuacheng]

imagining the story from pei ming's perspective is rlly funny i think. this god from all that time ago ascends again (you were there for the first two times) and immediately waltzes into a situation that fucks something up for your descendant (putting both of your reputations on the line, messing up how hard your descendant worked to become a god and how hard you worked to ensure that he would have that chance) and then refuses to let you smooth the situation out and on TOP of that your friend's little sister (who hates you and who you are trying to look out for by request of your friend) is on your case about it too. so you've gotta work all that out and then like. you chill for a little bit (still kind of upset about your descendant) until your friend undergoes a heavenly calamity. and then in the space of like A Day the god from earlier shows up again with a fucking ghost king, your friend dies, the little sister you're supposed to be looking out for disappears, and everything just kinda goes to shit. so you're like. grieving. trying to process everything. until your OTHER close friend goes off the fucking rails with the spirit of that guy she murdered, and then you get called out to the spooky ghost mountain where you're confronted with the girl whose death YOU were essentially responsible for and have never really come to terms with, and then like. you just kind of hang out with these gay people until everything resolves itself. fight some ghosts. fight the heavenly emperor. get your friend to stop being evil for a little while so she can fix the filing systems. and then you just have to keep being the god of love i guess

#characters who are so related and yet so unrelated to the story my beloveds #is he really necessary to the story. no! he's so essential to me though #nobody talks about the tragedy of the three tumors... i know it's cause they're awful but c'mon guys... #these three people who only have each other... pei ming losing both of them one after another in their own way... #i think he's probably pretty chill about ling wen being evil. i don't remember how he responds but i don't think he's that worried. #but still. that's two for two on the 'people i care about getting fucked up somehow' list #and then the kid that you're supposed to be emergency older brother to fucking DISAPPEARS. #so you can't even follow through on your promise to your dead friend... #shaking my computer. do you all understand how i feel #pei ming posting tonight. so many thoughts but so little expressed in the pei ming posting #too sleempy... will return to thoughts later #i am going to become the pei ming poster of all time. just watch me #talking #tgcf #pei ming #tian guan ci fu

[god-u]

how some of y’all act about white people not being the main characters/protagonists for once in your fucking lives

#like go ahead and start convulsing i guess… annoying asses #x #💌 #gen v #marie moreau #jordan li #meanwhile mariejordanemma stans are sleeping well at night 😌 #literally go watch another show if y’all want nobody is stopping you

[legovasavouchi]

chillin

#jujutsu kaisen #fushiguro megumi #itadori yuji #kugisaki nobara #jjk #fanart #there thems all the tags #anyways. it's really good #i've only watched the anime so nobody come round with manga spoilers pls thnx #just gonna pretend everything is always good and chipper for this trio #okay? okay #tried to go into the tag but it was like 90% reader insert smut fic which is really funny but not what i was there for #just wanted to see fun fanart or jolks or something. also not all the fics were under a read more #if i'm on the app it takes a min to scroll #so many things fluttering & twitching. #anyways how yall doin #i'm tryna quit my job