#no biting for you

[misano17]

Cool so second swan fic not related to the first one. I’m so sorry.

So I was thinking about Odette and Odile. Cuz like, I can have two swans. @pozge-pridumayu come get your food, It’s NaruShuMika.

So two swans, Odette is Arashi cuz she deserves it, and Shu is Odile, because I hate him/j

Anyways, it doesn’t follow the plot of swan lake cuz I ain’t letting these bitches be unhappy.

So Shu is more like Mika in Schwanensee. He was a swan, he is now a man. He hates being a human though, mfer thinks humans are ugly. Arashi and Mika can fix him don’t worry.

Arashi is a woman in a fantasy world who just really wanted to live her best life. She went to the local witch and got cursed instead. Very sad. She is now a swan during the day, and a human during the night. A kiss from a prince would fix this btw.

Mika is a prince. We all see where this goes. He isn’t an official prince though. He is adopted. So the first kiss doesn’t work </3. The court hasn’t confirmed him as an actual prince cuz the nobles fucking hate him. At least his brother’s like him. A bit too much tbh, Ritsu I’m looking at you. Ritsu and Rei are great brothers tbh.

So most of the plot is Mika trying to become an official prince so he can break Arashi’s curse, Shu learning how to be a human man from the people of the castle, and Arashi getting to live her best life with not one, but two boyfriends.

Also Rei wooing the most nasty homophobic homosexual in the entire kingdom, Kaoru Hakaze.

Ritsu is so tired but he is also ready to kill. Shu is gonna experience the joys of being punched by your boyfriend’s brother for being a cunt.

This fic is gonna go on the back burner for a while, I might write it, I might not. Just depends on how I’m feeling tbh.

Arashi deserves love, Mika deserves love, Shu.

I’m gonna go work on my other fanfic rn.

Bye guys :):):):):):) <<<<<<333333

#my fanfiction #narushumika #shumika #narumika #narushu #More swan bullshit :):) #My brain will never get over swans #Or Barbie of swan lake #Shu is gonna get bullied so hard and then remember he can’t just attack the person in front of him like a swan would #No biting for you #Itsuki doesn’t have a beak anymore #Can’t wait for him to discover that as a human in the castle he can have croissants whenever he wants #He doesn’t have to wait for Mika to stop by the castle pond to feed him things swans should never be fed #Also Shu quickly realizing that being naked as a human is not an acceptable thing and quickly becoming a prude #You ain’t gonna catch that man in less than eighteen layers #He’s so used to a feather coat that being in just skin will make him instantly combust into meat chunks

[lastoneout]

I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.

#MR. KELLOGG I WOULD LIKE A FUCKING WORD #beating this man's fucking corpse with a broom #I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU AND YOUR POOP AND WEIRD CHRISTIAN NONSENSE NOW EVERYONE THINKS PLEASURE IS BAD FOR YOU #KILLING AND BITING AND MAIMING

[eastgaysian]

#ordinary photo of yeti #they made astarion in a lab for me to be obsessed with. #like hottest man in game for me is halsin truthfully. astarion is my shitty little white dog with separation anxiety who bites people. #very different things. if i say i'm doing a playthrough as astarion that's when you put me down #main factor motivating me not to is i need to hear neil newbon's voice acting at least once a minute or i die. #i've got a dark urge concept rattling around the brain but i should maybe self-impose a gaming break and take care of. responsibilities 😐

[lovelenivy]

mouse bites™

#anybody do this yet? #house md #hate crimes md #house md game #mouse bites #gregory house #hilson #james wilson #lisa cuddy #robert chase #allison cameron #eric foreman #house md meme #he needs mouse bites to live #shoutout to whoever made the house game generator thing #this took me way too long #house #dr house #also if you notice house's clothes kinda changing colors when he holds the mouse bite serum #its because i had to recolor it myself #i couldn't get the shades of gray to be exact #oh well #i also drew the nosebleed lmao #every house episode ever #generic house episode #editing this to say #this is not an original meme at all #I just ds-ified it tbh #ive seen some people not know it but i recommend you look it up #or like iykyk i guess

[lightgaswaterelectricityrent]

Hmm. How unusual

#I'm going to bite you #well not you or the person who wrote this but someone

[bluebeesknees]

“…𝘴𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵”

#my art #satosugu #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #stsg #gego #satoru gojo #geto suguru #fanart #bluebeesart #art on tumblr #digital art #BITES THHEM BITES THEM BITES THEM BITES- #the windows to the souuuulll #gojo you ain’t fooling nobody

[sukunasteeth]

Sukuna has never said no to you.

It didn’t matter what the request was, simple or complicated, easy to fix or a days-long job, Sukuna was always at your side, completing the task as fast as he needed to to keep you satisfied. He would love to deny it, you’re sure, but evidence proves time and time again that he puts your needs and wants at the top of his priority list. 

And you were curious how far you could go with it.

The two of you are sitting in your underwear at the breakfast nook, warming yourselves in the bay window while the morning sun starts on the leftover night time chill. It wasn't quite time for breakfast, still too early for the both of you. In the meantime, you sip on your morning brews, preserving the comfortable silence. Sukuna is flipping through the day's newspaper, his eyes are groggy with sleep and he hasn't said more than a handful of words to you yet. He wasn't a morning person.

You were starting to change that.

"Kuna," You call to him, nudging him with your foot from your corner of the window bench.

"Hmm?" He doesn't look up from the paper, but his hand reaches down and grabs your foot, pulling it into his lap. His thumbs start to subconsciously knead at your muscles.

"I want these." You hold up your phone, which you had previously been scrolling through in an attempt to find something ridiculous for this exact moment. You were sure you had found it, something even Sukuna would find unnecessary. 

And yet, he merely glances at your screen, takes in the sight for all of two seconds, and then returns his attention to whatever news article he was in the middle of.

"My wallet's on the counter." He clears the sleep from his throat not sparing a second look. 

You blink at him in surprise.

"D-Did you even see what it is?" You flip your phone around to make sure you were displaying the correct thing. 

Sukuna is frowning before he looks up again, curious at your persistence. He gently cups your hand, bringing it only a minuscule amount closer to examine your screen a second time. 

You were on one of the most luxurious brand’s websites, showing him an incredibly regular pair of panties, no straps, no details, all black- with one of the most outrageous price tags you had ever seen for something so ordinary. 

Sukuna cocks a brow at you over your phone, "Can't imagine you need more panties when you're constantly stealing my boxers. But whatever, hand it over. I know my card number-"

"Kuna," You interrupt him with a surprised laugh, holding fast to your phone when he tries to pluck it out of your hands, "they're a thousand dollars."

He glances back, his eyes focusing lower on the screen where you know the price tag to be. The newspaper in his hands drops down, momentarily forgotten by what he sees. For a moment, you think you've found his limit.

"Wait, are those red one's assless?" He points just below the price, where the recommended products are depicted. "Get those too."

You drop the phone down so that he meets your eyes, which are wide with shock.

Sukuna always took care of you. Always insisted on being the provider of any single thing that you may need; a warm meal, a soft bed, anything your eyes twinkled at that was available for purchase- even if you would never think of buying or owning it. Granted, you never wanted much in terms of material possessions, so you didn't realize the true extent of Sukuna's leniency until now.

It was slightly intimidating, and part of it felt wrong. Sukuna had money, plenty of it, but that didn’t mean he should feel the need to spend copious amounts of it on you just because you could ask him to. He was giving you too much power, it felt like.

You huff through your nose, frowning at him, which only has him tilting his head further to the side in question.

You ignore it, setting your phone onto the window seat and crawling your way closer to him, until you can gather up his face in your hands and lock his gaze into yours.

He glares at you past smushed cheeks, but doesn't make a move to break free of your hold, humoring you. "The hell are you doing-"

"You know you don't always have to say yes to me?"

Now that has him taken aback. His mouth automatically opens for a witty response, but your question seems to have effectively taken the words from his mouth. You can see the cogs in his head turning, and what you wouldn't give to peer inside his mind and hear his thoughts.

It takes him a moment, but eventually that familiar confident smile stretches across his sleepy face. His hands seem to instinctively slide their way up your bare legs until his fingers grip your hip bones, pressing into you. 

He hums, "When have you ever said no to me?"

You scoff, ready to give him a prime example, but end up coming up short. The two of you loved to tease each other with disobedience, but in the end you were eager to give Sukuna anything his heart desired. You loved to please him, it was one of your favorite things to do, in fact.

"You never ask anything ridiculous of me." You remind him, smiling as one of his warm hands slides back down your waist and dips into the pair of his boxers you were sporting that day. 

"You know what's ridiculous?” His voice wraps around your throat, and suddenly has you swallowing past the delicious grip. You're folding into him before you even realize it, at the mercy of his calloused hands. "The implication that I wouldn't do just about anything for you."

You can't help but sigh hopelessly, although it comes out as a desperate noise that pleads him for more. You really were all his, just like he loved to tell you.

"Now hand me your phone." It's a whisper, coaxing you. "I wanna see you in red."

You can’t say no. 

At least it was mutual.

#jjk #jjk x reader #sukuna x reader #sukuna #ryomen sukuna #kuna is a feral dog in the eyes of anyone that isn't you #you bring out the puppy love in this psycho #careful #he bites #this was a short and sweet #fluff

[chloesimaginationthings]

This will be Markiplier’s cameo in the FNAF 2 movie

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #mike schmidt #fnaf vanessa #vanessa afton #markiplier #the bite of 87 #fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf 2 #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #I’m joking but can you imagine #making him say ‘bite of 87’ just makes sense right?? #mark just an old security guard who knows it all

[frownyalfred]

"That's all from Talia," Bruce says about a characteristic Damian absolutely, 100% inherited from him.

#it's his go-to excuse and it's hilarious #damian tries to bite someone #“oh that's talia's” bruce we SAW you bite someone on patrol today #bruce wayne #batman #dc #damian wayne #talia al ghul #poor talia the absent mother is getting so much psychic blame #dc comics #batfamily

[madscientistenthusiast]

Personally I think that Azula should have been redeemed simply so that she can become Zuko's horrible little advisor who whispers evil little plans to him so that he can do the exact opposite

#the only reason she gets this job is bc he doesnt trust her anywhere else in the palace #its like enrichment for manipulative girls #also so that he can set her on asshole deligates like a rabid little lapdog #she just has mean fuckin pomeranian energy that thing bites then lights you on fire w flames so hot theyre cold #i think their sibling dynamic could be sooo fucking funny its insane #azula #azula atla #atla #avatar the last airbender #zuko #atla zuko #firelord zuko #DISCLAIMER I AM YET TO READ THE COMICS SO IDK WHAT HAPPENS TO HER IN THEM #also long overdue for a rewatch of the show its insane

[sinamoan]

the urge to have him pin me like that....

#dark romanticism #k!nk blog #dark romance #erotizm #k!nky thoughts #intimacy #desi tumblr #desirable #desire #desiblr #desi tag #dark love #feminine urge #dark aesthetic #lovers #black love #feelings #sexy content #dark urge #sexy tease #touch #let me bite you #dark fantasy #daddy's good girl #romance

[prettyoutlandish]

Bite your sub hard as they cum, The noises they'll make are actually the hottest possible!! Plus you get to see all the marks you leave!

#ftm nsft #gay nsft #queer nsft #mlm nsft #trans nsft #ftm puppy #t4t nsft #bite me #let me bite you #petpl@y #petpl4y #puppy sub #dumb puppy #ftm sub #ftm dom

[tummysmoocher]

Yeah sure you can let ur shirt ride up ur belly when ur around me. But watch out

#I will fall in love with you and also maybe bite you (affectionate) #soft feedism

[theeroticlover]

#intimate #couple #intimacy #touch #romantic #desire #romance #kissing #kiss #bite me #her lips #soft lips #lip biting #eroticlover #attractive #passionate kiss #passion #passionate time #passionate couple #need need need #i need you #i want this #you and i #i crave intimacy #desires #need

[teaboot]

You need to make art that nobody else likes. You need to make art that speaks to you alone. You need to cradle a serpent that eats its own tail and you need to love it until it loves you back

#The best art I've ever made will never be hung in anyone's home #That's not the point #It's not about being good #It's about being real #It's about eating something unpalatable #It's about being consumed #And tasting bitter #It's gorging yourself on crude oil just to feel something different #It's biting your tongue to make yourself cry #I'm saying that I am capable of making you feel good through personal sacrifice but I kind of don't want to cut myself up like that #If you want my heart to taste good you have to prepare it yourself #That isn't my problem

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

going through my old journals as part of therapy homework and i'm reading a section written in the emotional wreckage of a full-on breakdown when i get hit with this line:

There is never a satisfying answer to ‘Why didn’t they love me?’

like wow babe. good fucking point

#like you were on the ground biting the carpet and dry sobbing while you wrote that and still. good fucking point #not a shitpost #cptsd #and it's true. there's never a satisfying answer #the truth is i know why i wasn't loved #i analyzed my parent's traumas and abuse to death. i understand why i alienated and was alienated from my siblings #i know why my mom was too overwhelmed to be capable of nurturing #i know why my dad vanished into addiction and avoidance #the details of our cycles of trauma and cptsd and family history i have a phd in all of it #i understood perfectly. i spent years studying and now i knew the answer #and guess what? IT WAS NOT SATISFYING!!! #because they still didn't love me! and i still couldn't change that! #it was still a completely unsatisfying state of affairs! #so like. when the people who are supposed to love you...don't. #when the people who are supposed to take care of you...fail to #you can look for answers and reasons and explanations #but that's not actually going to FIX your situation. #and it's probably not within your ability TO fix the situation. (and definitely not your job) #because you don't need answers--you need a new situation #*inserts Just Walk Out. You Can Leave!!! (Running Skeleton) Meme* #and yes. walking out isn't always possible. #but for you i hope it will be one day soon. and i hope you build the courage to take that leap. #stepping away from the people who failed to love you...it feels like being untethered but also like being lighter than air #new and scary. immensely relieving. the future opens up. empty but empty like a canvas. blindingly bright until your eyes adjust #like climbing out of a pit you called home and for the first time realizing how bright the light of day can truly be #when you aren't just getting glimpses from the bottom of a hole