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softestaries · 4 months
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Chiron and Mr D: now that you've trained at camp for one (1) week it's time for you to embark on a quest to retrieve Zeus' lightning bolt and stop all out war from breaking out amongst the Gods.
Percy: are you aware that i am twelve years old
Chiron and Mr D: this is your dad's will
Percy: is he aware that i am twelve years old
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readerconfused · 3 months
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Mr D insisting that Percy's name is Peter and immediately afterwards yelling at the demigods to get the hell out of the camp I LOVE THIS GOD
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Ongoing List of very tiny details in the pjo show that are ridiculously book-accurate:
The WORD BY WORD narration if the first page
Grover being a vegetarian (as shown in tge scene at the met where Percy wordlessly takes Grovers ham from his sandwich)
The turquoise uniform of the candy shop sally works in that’s hung up on a shelf in the background of the scene between sally & percy in their flat for like 2 seconds
The Chevrolet Cameron Gabe drives
Grover being 24
The minotaur wearing panties
„you drool when you sleep“
Mr. Ds Tiger-Print Shirt
The diet coke in his hand
The satyrs on the strawberry fields
Riptide being a pen with a cap
The fact that percy sleeps on a mat & and a sleeping bag in the floor of the hermes cabin when he first arrives
The number of pearls on luke & annabeths necklaces
Clarisses Cargo Pants & combat boots
Annabeth fixing Percys Armor
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assortedriceballs · 4 months
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They could NOT have picked anyone better to play Mr. D. than Jason Mantzoukas.
Mr. D, (obviously on the best vacation of his life), sippin soda, wearing his shades: "PeTEr JohNsON IS hEre!!!!"
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freddie-77-ao3 · 2 months
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Nico in therapy with Mr. D for the first time
Nico: so, what do I do? complain about my problems and you tell me others have it worse? Mr. D, having read Nico's chart and knowing he's from another era, his sister died, he felt betrayed by his crush, the only person he knew in the time period, fought a war, went to hell, fought another war, and was dealing with internalized homophobia the entire time: see, the thing is, I'm pretty sure others... definitely don't have it worse
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arcanumofthestars · 4 months
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I love how Uncle Rick shook the Percy Jackson books and the cast just fell out.
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mo-mode · 4 months
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Memes I Made for Son of Dionysus: Chapter 2
Spoilers, if that matters to you
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Here are the links for Chapters 1 and 2 | Current word count is 11.4k
(Based on THIS post. If you are interested in writing your own version, feel free! Just please credit me.)
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punkp3rcyjacks0n · 11 days
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Chiron is looking through the big house for one of his books, wondering where it might be. After checking just about everywhere he sighs and decides he has to check Mr.D’s room. He goes in, luckily the god isn’t in there, so he searches briefly to no avail. He sigh’s disappointedly, but spots something.
He never considered the god to really be a reader—but on the wooden desk there is a book, open already. He knows he’s already invaded to much privacy but can’t help himself, his curiosity getting the better of him. He picks up the book to see what it is, and he has to force himself not to laugh. As the page reads “Baby boy names that start with P.”
He places the book down, and leaves. He always wondered where the god got all those names for Percy from.
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tragedyposts · 29 days
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so we all know that mr. d can’t touch anything alcoholic. there are several times in the books where he tries to drink wine but it turns into coke or pepsi or something. but do you think he’s ever done it on accident??
mr.d, standing in chb’s infirmary talking to will about inventory or smth. then he just leans up against a cabinet on the wall and for some reason will just freaks out???
now mr.d turns around and opens the cabinet to see what’s got will all worked up and the entire cabinet is full of hundreds of bottles of diet pepsi.
he’s leaned up against chb’s entire hand sanitizer supply
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"He's a Son of Poseidon!" "She's a Daughter of Apollo" "They are a child of Artemis and blessed by all the gods" "He's a child of Hades"
Yeah, yeah, we get it. But do you know what I want?
A child of Dionysus! Why you ask?
Well first of all, it would be fucking hilarious. Imagine hearing all those amazing stories about getting claimed by a magical sign in the sky and being all excited just for the grumpy camp director to show up and be like "yeah, don't worry and don't make a fuss, that's one of mine" and just leaves again.
Second, he doesn't seem like a complete asshat of a father? I mean, he's a god so he is a shitty parent but, he's the only god (except maybe post hoo Apollo) who actually cares about his children to the extend that he mourn for them. Remember when his son died in the fourth book of PJO? That wasn't pretend as far as I'm concerned. Or when he asks Percy to look after his son in The last Olympian because he (even though he doesn't say it out loud) can't stand the thought of loosing another child.
So yeah, maybe he doesn't get the "Father-of-the-year" Award, but he's definetly not the worst parent.
[Also, as far as I remeber he truly loves his wife, so your parents really must be something special and therefore you too]
And lastly: Amazing powers
Dionysus is the god of wine, theater and joy as well as fertility so you probably are really good at drinks and stuff. Probably have a green thumb. His children are quite popular due their theatrical tendencies that light up the conversations or mood. But this can be quite useful too.
Turning enemies into grapes, tie them up with vines and being very convincing due to their natural acting talents.
However Dionysus is also the god of madness, ecstasy and intoxication.
Sure, children of the big three are bloody powerful and I surely don't want to make enemies out of an Ares or Athena child but Dionysus?
Imagine having an opponent that can drive you into madness (literally) with just the snap of their fingers. Imagine fighting alongside someone who can turn your team into ecstasy and therefore increasing their motivation while at the same time intoxicating the enemies to a point where they loose their mind and can't stand straight.
Sure, breaking somebody's body good and well, but breaking somebody's mind and bending it to your will ? That is true power.
A/N: Since some people mentioned it, I know, that Castor and Pollux exist. I even mentioned them in this post. This is mainly about fanfiction. However I wouldn't mind having a canon story with a dionysus child as protagonist, but I really don't care if Riordan uses Pollux or invents a new one.
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m3wm3wku · 9 days
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Guys, I think Dionysus shops at Target (There were sandals too)
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please just imagine being dionysus’ kid at camp half-blood.
there’s this camp counsellor who looks like he’s idk where from.
he drinks diet coke all the time (if i remember correctly) and tries to use new demigods so he can get some alcohol which he is banned from.
he can’t remember names and is overall just a complete mess. all he does is play cards with chiron, a literal centaur.
and that’s your dad.
and he’s always around.
and he does all of those things.
he’s the god of wine and can’t drink alcohol.
nevertheless, everybody respects him because, well, he’s a god after all.
and that mess is your dad.
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startledstoat · 3 months
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mr d: Hello, peter. Hello nico.
Percy: ??? Why do you get your name called right???
Nico, putting on a pair of sunglasses: 😎 it's called gay rights loser
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alexlovesfanfics · 3 months
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Imagine Epic the Musical but it's the PJO characters acting it out and Mr D being the God of theatre gets the other gods to watch it or Apollo gets them to watch it and casts a blessing so everyone's singing is top notch and Hazel + the Hecate cabin are using the mist for special effects except for when Posiden is on screen which is when Percy goes apes*** and channels all the villain energy
Annabeth - Odysesus
Percy - Penelope + Posiden
Malcolm - Athena
Clarisse - Ares
Drew - Aphrodite
Piper - Circe + Hera (?)
Jason - Zeus
Stoll twins - Hermes
Thalia - Aeloas
Tyson - Polybotes
(Maybe Nico and Will as Polities and the other dude?)
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wakkoroni · 9 months
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Nico being happy headcanons
Nico and Will going on walks while holding hands and laughing at joke Will made.
Nico happily making a gift for Will (it’s probably something sweet like a card or something
Will and Nico having fun in the camp lake and throwing sand at each other and laughing their ass off
Percy and Annabeth watching Nico be happy from afar and smiling because of how much Nico improved mentally since the death of his sister
Mr.D making sure he isn’t too happy. I headcanon Nico can be manic because idk I just do
Nico having fun with his friends and genuinely enjoying himself
Side note: the seven being unnerved when they heard him laugh for the first time
I think that’s all I got so far but just- Nico being happy, okay? He deserves to be happy
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