teaser for 2/2 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 [𝐢 𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬]
would yall hate me if the build up was. uhm. 10k words?
LMAO
like i just put it in a wordcounter and i think i went a bit too wild with the building-up-tension angst
ill def put a border in but i dunno if yall want to read 10k grimy-ass words of reader being down bad LMAO
anyhow here's a preview!!!!
“You know he’s here somewhere, right?”
“Yeah, but the probability that we’ll see him is like zero, so that’s not my concern.”
“You’d be concerned if he saw us, though?”, Seonghwa asks, loose-tongued, murmuring against your neck. He’s definitely fully gotten drunk, his body heavily weighing into yours, as he gets one arm up and around your head; his hand is tangled into your scalp without a caution of messing up your hairstyle. You finding out what the molly will do to him is only a matter of time.
“Are you asking if I’m committed to him?”
Seonghwa licks his lips, “accidentally” getting your skin with his tongue. It takes you aback a bit and you whine, your eyes dozing off for a short moment. You can still taste the remains of the shot at the back of your cheeks and it's the only thing you can sense correctly. Everything else is either fogged or slowly disappearing, or becoming even harsher like the red laser lights that you fear are going to pierce through you.
“No, I’m not asking whether you’re committed,” Seonghwa answers, leaning into your skin even more, “I know you guys aren’t in a relationship. Or, you know, at least he isn’t committed.”
expect it to be posted in a few days hehe <33
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This is for all the men who are big mad that women are saying they’d rather encounter a bear in the woods than a man.
For all the man screaming “this isn’t fair, it’s not all men!”
For all the men who are Stubbornly. Not. Getting. It.
First, we don’t care that it’s not fair. Second, you men are the whole reason this conversation exists. YOU made this problem. YOU.
🐻 A bear won’t hit you in the face with a brick if you won’t give it your phone number.
🐻 A bear won’t stalk you if it told you you’re pretty and you said you weren’t interested.
🐻 A bear won’t pretend to be kind to get you to lower your guard.
🐻 A bear won’t lock you in a basement for months to torture you.
🐻 A bear generally won’t bother you if you’re not bothering it.
🐻 If you encounter a bear, it will almost always retreat slowly because it means you no harm.
🐻 If you do get attacked by a bear and you say so, people will believe you.
🐻 No one will ask you what you were wearing that made the bear attack you.
🐻 No one will ask you how much you had to drink.
🐻 No one will ask you what you were thinking, being in the woods.
🐻 No one will ask you if you even tried to fight back.
🐻 No one will ask you if you led the bear to believe you wanted to be attacked.
🐻 No one will condemn you for not fighting back harder.
🐻 No one will arrest you for harming the bear.
🐻 No one will say you deserved the attack.
🐻 No one will ask how many bears you allowed to attack you before.
🐻 The bear won’t say you were asking for it.
🐻 The bear won’t say it was consensual.
🐻 The bear won’t try to convince everyone you’re lying.
🐻 The bear won’t get his buddies to maul you too.
🐻 The bear won’t threaten you to get you to keep the attack a secret.
🐻 The bear won’t show up at family reunions.
🐻 If you survive a bear attack, you don’t have to worry that the bear might be good friends with medical staff or the police.
🐻 You won’t have to hear that you’re making it all up to get attention.
🐻 You won’t have your reputation called into question.
🐻 You won’t get called a slut.
🐻 People won’t tell you you’re paranoid for being cautious around bears.
🐻 People won’t tell you that not all bears are dangerous.
🐻 If a bear attacks you, you won’t be told it wouldn’t be fair to ruin the bear’s future by bringing it up.
🐻 You won’t be told the bear is from a nice family and they don’t deserve the humiliation of an arrest.
🐻 IF A BEAR ATTACKS YOU, WE KILL THE BEAR SO IT DOESN’T HARM ANYONE ELSE.
👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤
If you still don’t get it, consider this:
Many women in the woods carry bear spray…
…AND IT’S NOT BECAUSE OF BEARS.
And finally, ask yourself this: If you hear human footsteps near you in the woods, are you hoping it’s a man or a woman? Pretty much EVERY woman would be praying it’s a woman.
In 2020-2022, bears killed a whopping 8 people in North America. Even if all 8 were women, that’s not even close to the approximately 12,000 women who were killed by men in that time period.
Bears = 8
Men = 12,000
It’s a real head scratcher guys.
It’s a YOU problem.
#bears #bearinthewoods #bearsarelessdangerous
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um 👉👈 it's so great that women can choose to have body hair 🥺 girl power amiright fellow women? but...pu- 🤢pubic...🤮🤮🤮omg can't even type it...pubes on women feel icky nasty disgusting in my mouth...i won't eat hairy pussy...won't someone please comfort me for this totally unpopular, never before supported or upheld, entirely unsolicited opinion???
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After I rape and impregnate you. I plan on pissing inside of you 😂🤣 that just fix your ocd. Stay safe sexy
My man. I carry 2 guns every time I leave the house. I've posted pics of them. If a man ever even gets too close to me, I will be the one having fun 😇
Also, pregnancy worsens OCD, u don't even make basic sense in a straightforward way OR a funny or ironic way OR even a scary way or any way honestly 😩 Again, I deserve more original and effortful and unique hate anons!
Btw thanks for even more receipts proving how right about men we are!
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“all of these people suddenly snapping and shooting people for no reason -”
men. every article or news story i’ve seen about people getting shot for going into the wrong driveway or knocking on the wrong door is men snapping. women are not blinding shooting teenagers on the street.
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