#meanwhile jack would sing love songs

[litwafflehouse]

Thinking about how the arrow and Dadona and Jack from MGGA would be such a power couple

I need to sleep

#lester papadopoulos #trials of apollo #arrow of dodona #magnus chase #sumarbrander #pjo hoo toa #toa #mcga #magnus chase and the gods of asgard #they would sing together #Dodona would recite poems to jack #meanwhile jack would sing love songs #crackship #crackship in its purest form #percy jackson #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians

[ray4hotchner]

Bliss

❀ 𝕡𝕒𝕚𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘: aaron hotchner x reader

❀ 𝕤𝕦𝕞𝕞𝕒𝕣𝕪: A short drabble of Aaron being a girl dad🤍

❀ 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕕 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥: 1k

❀ 𝕒𝕦𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕣’𝕤 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕖: Hey, my loves🥰 I just saw this video and immediately thought of Aaron and had to write something short and cute. Thank for reading and let me know what you think. Comment if you want to be tagged in other Aaron fics🤍

❀ 𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕟 𝕒𝕔𝕔: @iyv-ray24

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Ao3

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It was one of those lazy Sundays. Aaron sat at the kitchen table, engrossed in his laptop as he tackled his emails. Jack, meanwhile, diligently worked on his science project at the kitchen island. You had just placed a Sunday roast dinner and a pumpkin pie into the oven before joining Jack to help him with his model of the solar system.

The kitchen was filled with a delicious aroma, accompanied by soft music playing in the background. The dark, rainy fall weather outside only added to the cozy ambiance of the room. Even after four years of marriage, you couldn't believe that this was your life now—your home, your family.

Little footsteps echoed through the house as Violet, your 3-year-old daughter, joyfully entered the kitchen. She proudly displayed the fourth outfit she had changed into in the last hour, undoubtedly leaving her room in quite a mess. But that was a problem for later. No one was going to stop her now, especially not when she was so enthusiastically staging a runway show for the entire family. She loved the attention she received from everyone and erupted into giggles whenever she got enough compliments.

Now in a pink, flowy dress, she gracefully walked up to you and her brother, performing a little spin while awaiting your verdict.

"Wow, Vi, this is the best one yet," exclaimed Jack, making his little sister giggle.

"He's absolutely right, sweetheart. This dress looks so pretty," you chimed in. Violet skipped over to her father to bask in some more of his attention. As she approached, he promptly pushed his laptop aside and turned his full attention toward her.

"Oh wow, look at this adorable little princess," he exclaimed.

She twinkled her eyes at him, tugging at the hem of her dress and performing a delicate curtsy before asking, "Will you dance with me daddy?"

"Of course, my angel," he replied, rising to his feet, which prompted giggles from Jack and you in the background. She had him so wrapped around her tiny fingers that he couldn't deny her anything.

"Can you hold me and spin really fast?" she asked sweetly as he lifted her into his arms.

"Of course, pumpkin. What song do you want?"

"Tangled!" Of course, 'Tangled' was her favorite Disney movie, and she never went to sleep without her Pascal stuffy.

"Alexa, play 'I See the Lights,'" Aaron said, and the soft melody began to fill the kitchen. They both started singing and swaying to the music, while you and Jack watched them with big smiles on your faces.

Seeing them together made your heart swell with love. You had known that Aaron was an amazing father from the moment you met him years ago. His gentleness and affection toward Jack had only deepened your love for him.

After getting married, Jack insisted on wanting a sibling, and you were confident that Aaron would be wonderful with your child too. However, he exceeded all your expectations.

Aaron had even reduced his workload to support you during and after the pregnancy and when they found out it was going to be a baby girl, both he and Jack had erupted with excitement.

Jack stood up, turned towards you, and extended his hand, asking, "Mom, may I have this dance?"

"How could I say no to such a handsome prince?" you replied, rising and taking his hand. Jack had grown so much taller since the time you first met him, when Aaron introduced you as his girlfriend. Now, he was a teenager and almost as tall as you, clearly taking after his dad in height.

Now, all of you were twirling around in the kitchen, and as your eyes met Aaron's, all you could see was pure love and bliss. The song was coming to an end when the oven timer went off.

"Thank you for the dance, my love," you said, kissing Jack on the head before walking over to the oven.

Aaron did one last, big spin with Violet in his arms, causing her to laugh cheerfully. With a big kiss on her cheek, he gently set her down, and she instantly ran over to her brother, clearly not finished with dancing.

The two siblings continued dancing while you pulled the pie out of the oven and checked on the chicken.

Aaron came up behind you and wrapped his arms around your waist, pulling you closer to him. He buried his face in your neck, leaving little kisses there. You placed your hand on his cheek and tilted your neck to give him better access.

"I love you so much, you know that," he whispered in your ear.

You turned around within his embrace, your hands laced around his neck. "I know, honey, I love you too."

"I'm so grateful that you chose me," Aaron said with a mixture of tenderness and sincerity in his voice.

"Aaron," you began, your eyes welling up with affectionate tears, but he stopped you, his gaze filled with warmth and appreciation.

"No, really. You gave me this," he said, pointing towards the kids with his head, "you gave me a family and a home… happiness."

"And this is only a home and a family because you are a part of it, my love," you replied, kissing his dimple.

He gazed at the kids, a glimmer of nostalgia and love in his eyes, and then back at you, his expression filled with affection. With a mischievous smile, he said, "I think we should make another one."

"Another what?" you asked, raising an eyebrow, a mix of surprise and curiosity in your voice.

"Another baby," he answered with a grin, a playful spark in his eyes that mirrored his excitement.

"Oh no, Aaron Hotchner. Don't give me that look," you said, trying to pull away, but he held you close and brought you into a kiss. You were immediately lost in the touch of his lips.

"Eww, Jackie, Mom and Dad are being gross again!" Violet exclaimed, pointing with her finger at you, which made everyone laugh.

"Okay, okay. The dance party is postponed until after dinner. Now, everyone, wash your hands and help me set the table, please," you announced, pushing Aaron away after whispering suggestively into his ear, "We'll talk about this tonight."

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𝔽𝕠𝕣𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕒𝕘𝕤: @callm3c0nfus3d @mrs-ssa-hotch

#aaron hotchner #criminal minds #aaron hotchner x reader #no I did not name the daughter violet because I’m obsessed with fourth wing or anything #girl dad aaron hotchner #aaron hotch hotchner #hotch x reader #criminal minds imagine #aaron hotchner fic #thomas gibson #jack hotchner

[neon-lights-and-glitter]

Meeting Santa

Summary- You and Jack take Paisley and Olive to meet Santa.

Word Count- 500ish

Paisley and Olive had been begging to go see Santa since Halloween. Paisley was old enough to remember your Christmas traditions from the year before, while Olive was just old enough to start understanding them. 

Once the 4 of you waited in line and it was their turn Paisley immediately ran up to Santa while Olive hesitated for a second before following her sister with your and Jack’s encouragement.  You and Jack stood off to the side, watching the girls introduce themselves to Santa. Jack wrapped one arm around your waist.

“Our girls are getting so big.” Jack sighed softly and you nodded in agreement.

“They are. I love watching them grow up, but it makes me sad at the same time. It is fun to have 2 kids that are excited for Christmas this year though.” You said, Jack kissing the top of your head before watching the kids again.

“It is, but it’s sad to think that one day they aren’t going to want to do things like this anymore, or that they aren’t going to need us one day.” 

“Well let’s not think about that right now, Paisley’s 5 and Olive is only 3 so we still have some time before we have to experience that, but they will always need us. Just in a different way.” You told Jack who nodded.

“I guess so, it’s just weird to think about.” Jack said.

Meanwhile Paisley and Olive were telling Santa what they wanted for Christmas.

“What do you want for Christmas?” Santa asked Paisley first.

“I want a puppy!” Paisley said excitedly before pouting and calming down. “But Mommy and Daddy said you can’t bring anything that’s alive, so I want a dollhouse.” Paisley explained before Santa nodded and turned to Olive.

“And what do you want for Christmas?” He asked.

“I want a slide.” Olive said. Both girls reading off the rest of their lists.

“Well, I’ll try my best to get both of you what you want for Christmas, the elves have to make everything first so we’ll see what they can make..” Santa told them and they both nodded.

“Meet the reindeer?” Olive asked.

“They aren’t here today, but maybe another day, they would love to meet you both.” Santa said and Olive nodded, giggling at the thought of the reindeer wanting to meet her and her sister. “Have you girls been good this year?” Santa asked and they both nodded.

“Yeah!” Olive said excitedly.

“Yeah!” Paisley agreed. “Except for that time, I said a bad word singing one of my daddy’s songs, but I didn’t get in trouble.” Paisley explained and Santa nodded.

“Can’t say it anymore.” Olive told Paisley and Paisley nodded.

“I know.” Paisley said. The girls took their picture with Santa before climbing off his lap. Once they did Santa handed them both a candy cane before they ran over to you and Jack, showing you their candy canes. You took Olive’s hand and Jack took Paisley’s while you all walked back to the car.

“Santa said the reindeer want to meet us!” Paisley told you both excitedly.

“Yeah! I want to meet them!” Olive told you.

“Well, maybe one year we can meet them, but I don’t think they have time this year. They have to get ready for Christmas.” You said, your answer satisfying both girls. You knew Jack was already planning some way for them to meet reindeer.

“We need to make cookies for Santa.” Paisley told you both.

“We will, it has to be a little closer to Christmas, but we will.” Jack promised Paisley and she nodded.

“We should feed the reindeer too.” Paisley suggested.

“Yeah! Feed reindeer.” Olive said excitedly.

“What should we feed them?” You asked.

“Carrots.” Olive said and Paisley agreed.

“We can find something to feed the reindeer.” You told both of them and they both cheered excitedly.

#jack harlow #jack harlow imagine #jack harlow x reader

[lost-between-letters]

Let's Fight Tonight

Pairing: Jack Kline X Reader (she/her), side Destiel, side Claire X Kaia

Warnings: guns, fake death (as in no one actually dies but take care if you are sensitive to that kinda stuff), some making out

Word Count: 1,277

Summary: what says romance better than a good old battle where you're guarding your loved one's back?

A/N: beta'ed by the lovely @ohwowimlonley (so I'm blaming typos on her (no I don't))

Outraged shouts and guns going off filled the air.

"Jack!" Y/N whisper-shouted as she spotted the boy crouching behind a bookcase, gun pressed close to his body. He was unharmed though he turned and aimed at her with inhuman speed before recognition passed over his face.

Relief followed soon after. "They didn't get to you yet?"

"I'm faster than I look."

Jack nodded grimly and made to speak but stopped short and dragged her to the ground with him.

Moments later, his gun was going off at someone behind Y/N. Maniac laughter told them that Jack had missed though. Gabriel. He had been on Y/N's heels since this all began. Got Claire with a shot in the back before Y/N could save her. Jody would never let her hear the end of it for that - or Claire for that matter.

"Shit," Y/N voiced what they both were thinking when more footsteps approached, "any plans?"

"Shoot and hope?" Jack supplied. So pretty much their entire tactic for the day. And it had been supposed such a quiet day, spending time with people your own age for once. Oh what had become of that?

Yeah whatever. Wasn't like it would kill them or anything. "One last kiss?"

Jack smiled softly at the request and leaned over to press their lips together. His hand slid around her neck for just a moment and squeezed gently.

"I love you," Y/N breathed against his lips. She leaned their foreheads together as the steps grew louder, savouring the feeling of tender closeness before the fight would take them.

They had just gotten to their feet - standing with their backs to the bookshelf with just enough space between them to give the other room to fight - when a familiar voice echoed through the library.

"Told ya kids you can't win." Dean was coming from the left while Cas was rounding in on them from the right.

Both of them were walking the self assured walk of a warrior ready to take the win; their guns raised in perfect unison at the couple. Dean and his angel weren't here to take prisoners.

So Y/N and Jack had to be faster.

"What makes you think that?" Y/N stepped forward and deliberately drew their attention on her.

Worked like a charm too. Dean huffed, a smirk dancing over his face. "Oh I don't know maybe the fact the we've got you cornere-"

The hunter went down with a surprised sputter when Jack hit him straight in the chest.

And then all hell broke loose.

Sam - having heard his brother going down from some other part of the bunker - was suddenly right there, Gabriel at his side, and attacking Jack.

Meanwhile Castiel had turned towards Y/N who was determined to keep her stand next to her boyfriend. If they were going down, they were doing it together.

Guns were abandoned for fists and legs as the proximity didn't allow them, lest they wanted to accidentally hit someone on their team.

One shove sent Y/N to the ground, slithering to where Dean was laying. A grave mistake.

His hand was a vice around her ankle and pinned her to the ground with him. And here she had been thinking that he had been out already.

Jack - sweet Jack - noticed Y/N's peril almost immediately and bit and clawed his way over to her. "Leave her alone!"

"Yeah Dean-o no cheating," Gabriel sing-songed unexpectedly from the sidelines.

Wait, why wasn't anyone attacking them?

A glance to the prowl near the bookshelf confirmed Y/N's greatest hopes. Alex and Kaia were holding their own against two of the greatest hunters/warriors she knew. And that was saying a lot. Hell, they even were holding Gabriel back somehow - though he seemed more entertained than actually struggling.

Hey, whatever got them to the win.

Only that Dean had used her moment of observation to press his gun into her back.

"You tell me what you did to Charlie or I will pull the trigger," Dean threatened, his attention on Jack.

"You should be dead," Jack retorted and aimed again.

Which made Dean press harder. Y/N laughed. "You wanna know what happened to Charlie?"

She used the fracture of a second where his grip loosened and swung her free leg over his body.

"I shot her."

And then she shot Dean as well. This time, he stayed down.

"Dean!" Castiel lunged without thinking when he heard the body hit the ground for good.

His mistake.

Kaia took the opening as it was and shot him just as Alex got Gabriel.

Now only Sam was standing. With four victory high young adults turning towards him. He hadn't had the slightest of chance. He had been one of their best teachers after all.

"We won." The statement uttered with a sense of wonder came from Kaia. Her eyes were trained on the bodies around her, then slowly lifted to her team. Where one was missing.

"We did." Y/N nodded, a huge grin taking over her face.

They actually defeated them! A bunch of kids!

Jack was a step further already. Laughing freely. Without so much as warning, he drew her in and kissed her once again - in front of all of their family and friends. With tongue.

Y/N did not squak.

"Alright alright, game over, we do not need to see that," Claire said in that voice that clearly aimed for I-am-so-annoyed-with-my-little-brother-that-isn't-actually-related-to-me but didn't quite catch on that she was supposed to be, y'know, actually annoyed for that.

And with that, the spell was broken. Kaia flew into her arms, laughing and berating her for letting Gabriel get the drop on her.

"I still can't believe that you mojoed me to that damn floor," Dean grumbled and pointed his beer bottle at Gabriel.

The archangel in question was not impressed in the slightest bit and shrugged with his trademark shit eating grin. "Hey, you were cheating, I had to do something."

"I was not." Dean huffed indignant, "Jack missed."

"He didn't miss, I saw the freaking lights," Y/N stated as she re-entered the room. Beer bottles and glasses full of other beverages were handed to the grabby fingers of her friends.

They all let Dean complain some more while Jack pulled Y/N in his lap and rested his chin on her shoulder. This right there was his family. And Y/N loved it with all the parts that weren't already consumed by Jack.

The easy teasing that followed the aftermath of their laser-tag adventures was not-so-surprisingly aimed mainly at the adults.

"You're just a sore loser," Claire said and added smugly, "and still got shot the second time around."

"Yeah that was just sad to watch." Alex laughed and stretched out on her part of the sofa.

"At least I didn't get shot in the back."

"You really wanna go there Dean?" Charlie quipped, "your angel coming to your rescue?"

"Shut it."

Dean was getting grumpier by the second. It made Y/N want to tease him until he was as red as a tomato. But she was pretty comfortable right here with Jack and she didn't want one of his dads throwing her out for being giggly, thank you very much.

Turned out that she didn't even have to do anything to fulfill her goal. All it took was Castiel to look up from his own drink solemnly, nudge Dean's leg with his and say earnestly, "But I really was attempting to come to your rescue, Dean."

And there was tomato-Dean.

"Oh we are so doing this again," Gabriel proclaimed.

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[libras-interactives]

DO YOU HAVE ANY TRIO (marius, jack, and mc) MOMENTS YOU CAN GIVE??? DRABBLES, THOUGHTS, OR ANYTHING?? IM SORRYY I JUST I LOVE THEIR DYNAMIC SM

if its not any trouble ofc 👀

I had some thoughts!! Some miiinor maybe kinda spoilers? Some may be mentioned in the story, some may not. So i'll put a cut just in case LOL.

Gunner!MC taught Marius how to hold a gun properly. It's kind of ridiculous how he went this long without knowing, but from the jump it's obvious the young man didn't lead a normal life before coming across Flynn. He just ... appeared one day, and no one really knew where he came from, though apparently he was related to Flynn's coveted Eva Beau. That kept most people away from him, but Musician!MC had no such reservations. Marius would've approached them first, complimenting their music with his usual charm, totally out of place at the Duchess with his shabby clothes and just-off-the-boat broken English.

Accountant!MC would've helped him get situated in Chicago best, explaining the places to shop and the currency. Distiller!MC even had him help around the distillery and storage, and quickly learned Marius was something of a vagabond - and he liked it that way. He had no interest in the straight and narrow kind of life. Callgirl!MC couldn't blame him, and the two bonded over similar taste in men and cons and fashion. Regardless of the MC's thoughts on him initially, Marius attached himself, and went from a fairweather friend to dutifully loyal within half a year. Partners-in-crime seemed to be something he was used to having back in France and England, and he was eager to reform that kind of bond. It's hard to see him as some hardened criminal, though, with that dashing smile and carefree personality ... maybe that's why he got away with so much and kept pushing the envelope.

Marius met with Jack before MC did. In spite of his odd looks and size, Jack kept himself shadowed and small. He was fearful at anyone approaching, and preferred to work alone, which was tricky - his face was too distinct to be out in public, he did not want to be found by certain individuals. Flynn was the only way to hide, and Jack was used to answering to a frightening authority. He wasn't used to a friend, and Marius' attempts were frightening for a while.

Eventually Marius dragged Jack along on his own jobs, and he was (mostly willingly) included in with Marius' friendship with MC. A femme!MC would be a bit more intimidating - he's still a young man with limited to no experience with 'womenfolk'. A Gunner!MC is especially scary at first, until he realizes they won't actually hurt him... and they know to best weaponize Jack's own 'scary' side. A Callgirl!MC quit teasing him early on, realizing how uncomfortable it made him, and got him to lower his guard the fastest. She often thinks that she reminds Jack of someone else, because he's slipped up and nearly called her by a different name a few times. The Musician!MC gets him to open up and actually sing along to a song - only if it's just the three of them, of course - and puts him at ease like Marius. An Accountant!MC can be something of an older sibling or even parent, fussing about his clothes and eating habits and overall ignorance of the world, not just the big city (how are these two alive? Seriously.) Distiller!MC and Jack, meanwhile, often share amiable silence as they observe crowds or work alongside each other. They both know when to reel Marius in and when to let him be.

Marius and Jack's friendship felt much more complete when MC joined, like a missing piece slotting into place. Their temperments suit each other well, and they know most of each other's flaws ... and most of each other's stories. Some things have been unsaid, or unasked, and that's alright for now.

Flynn cares little about the trio, other than they can get their assigned jobs done - he places little stock in Marius and Jack individually, and knows they'll fall in line behind the MC. He's not worried, but a certain other trio are thinking Marius, Jack and MC hold more loyalty to each other than their employer ...

#ahh sorry if this was odd or not what u meant buuuut #just my thoughts.... #if:devil's moon #libra says #anons !!

[piers-wifey]

Thanksgiving is around the corner..... So 👀... Stars Thanksgiving. Who's bringing what dishes? Where's it being held? Would you help them cook? Lots of potential chaos or family moments 🥺

I'm really sorry if this isn't good. I don't celebrate Thanksgiving where I live, so, I'm not sure if it's done accurately or not. Anyway, I hope you enjoy it. Also, I want to thank you and @aroseybearinlove for the inspiration and ideas. I wish y'all a happy Thanksgiving! <3

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• Since Barry has the biggest house and lots of space to accommodate so many people, the decision quickly fell on him

• Joseph, Chris and Forest are the first to show up at Barry's house, wearing matching sweaters and turkey hats. They refer to each other as Turkey#1, Turkey#2 and Turkey#3

• Moira and Polly love their silly hats and especially Forest's hilariously accurate impression of a turkey

• Chris claims that his impression is much more accurate than Forest's, resulting in them competing with each other for the best turkey impression

• Edward and Claire are helping Kathy in the kitchen with preparing the turkey and the desserts, as well as with cleaning up the dirty dishes afterwards

• Ed, being the softie he is, gives Moira and Polly some mini slices of Kenneth's homemade pumpkin pie and even lets them clean out the bowls

• Meanwhile Joseph, Forest and Chris try to sneak some bites, but Edward always catches them red handed and threatens to knock them out while swinging a spatula. Truly a terrifying sight, especially since that bear of a man is dressed in a pink apron with frills and flowers on it (He rocks the look tho)

• Because of that, Joseph calls him "The pink threat", a name that'll stick with him for the rest of eternity

• Kevin is put in charge of guarding the kitchen and keep the three out. At some point; however, Joseph almost managed to get him join him, Chris and Forest

• Unfortunately for them, Wesker caught wind of that and made them do a hundred push-ups, followed by fifty jumping jacks and another hundred sit-ups to teach them some self-control (And yes, they wore those turkey hats the entire time. Enjoy the mental picture)

• In the meantime Barry and Enrico set up the second table Enrico brought, while Kenneth and Richard set up the fireplace in the backyard to roast marshmallows and make s'mores later; something Richard is particularly looking forward to, hence why he and Bridgette brought all the needed ingredients

• You, Jill, Bridgette and Rebecca decorate the house and table and occasionally check on Edward, Claire and Kathy

• Brad, being one of the more responsible S.T.A.R.S. members and also surprisingly good with children, offered to take the girls to the playground for an hour or two, while the others get everything ready

• After everything's set and settled, everyone gathers at the dinner table, waiting for the turkey to be served. And while they're waiting, Chris, Joseph and Forest sing a little song they composed themselves, which the others gradually join in with

• Except for Wesker. But hey, at least he's not commenting on the improved lyrics that don't really make any sense, or the fact that none of them can actually sing

• When Kathy finally brings in the turkey, she is greeted by joyful cheers

• After dinner, everyone's sitting in the living room, either chatting with each other or playing board/card games. Moira and Polly will play some Mario Kart on Brad's SNES, or watch the little magic show Joseph has prepared for them, with Forest and Chris as his trusty assistants

• Those who don't have to drive will enjoy a glass or two or more of the whiskey Forest has brought, while the others either stick to coffee or lemonade

• Tipsy due to the alcohol and thanks to Claire's excellent taste in music - which comes in the form of music cassettes - the living room and kitchen soon become a dance floor. If you can even call Chris and Brad's wild jumping around "dancing"

• Edward and Claire show them how it's done right, and even Forest, who isn't sober himself, shows more talent at dancing than those two. Even though his dance partner Kevin is quite a klutz

• Wesker watches both teams with raised eyebrows, wondering how he ended up with such a chaotic bunch as subordinates and why he actually finds watching them go about their business so carelessly amusing and almost endearing

• Barry notices Wesker's slight smile and even manages to preserve it in a picture along with many other wonderful memories he will fondly remember

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#resident evil #residentevil #resident evil headcanons #s.t.a.r.s. #stars alpha team #stars bravo team #stars #albert wesker #chris redfield #jill valentine #barry burton #joseph frost #brad vickers #enrico marini #forest speyer #richard aiken #rebecca chambers #edward dewey #kevin dooley #kenneth sullivan #claire redfield #moira burton #polly burton #albertwesker #wesker #biohazard #re #resident evil remake #capcom #redfield siblings

[sboochi]

I am now imagining Jack and Elsa singing “Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better” from “Annie Get Your Gun” jokingly about their powers and lives but then it gets kinda serious (this is after of course the Spider-Man pointing meme) and they sing about the depression and isolation that came cause of their powers and you would THINK Elsa was Annie in this situation BUT they actually switch off on a lot of her lines (because let’s be real Elsa would hit that high note but Jack would sing it longer and Jack would be able to break into a safe ) etc etc and then Elsa pulls her trump card of being isolated and dying and for one second all is silent and then Jack gets this manic gleam, points his middle finger at the moon and in all one breath on the longest highest note ever, he says “I’VE BEEN INVISIBLE FOR 300 AND SO YEARS AND HAVE DIED-“ and just while singing in this he just explodes about everything (even the things he didn’t tell his friends like the times of really bad starvation and causing people to die because of his blizzards and him blaming himself for that ) and then the song ends and Jack is like. Confused on why people are staring at him in horror (the wind could only do so much for his social skills) and then Cassandra, who they were fighting at that moment literally looks at the moonstone and at the moon and is like “I know I’M evil but dude what the h e c k”

Meanwhile in the future Jamie, BabyTooth and North’s “Jack is sad” alarms go off and they all convene with a meeting of the Jack Frost Protection squad and discuss why the alarms went off and North just stares at the Man in Moon, sharpening his swords casually, not knowing in the past there is a meeting going on exactly like that and Elsa and Anna have now joined the club, President Angry and Catalina with Founder Lance making sure they sign every document and pass the test.

(I don’t know why I wrote this but thanks for coming to my Ted Talk)

Ooo I love me a fun duet!!

Honestly I've never been much of a Jelsa shipper but yall are onto something when it comes with their possible interactions, like, they could have such a cute big-sister-little-brother bond, especially with the Elsa from the Frozen 2 epilogue

Asdfgh the "Jack protection squad" is growing stronger and stronger

#asks #demigodseameg16 #long post #tts au

[someonemultifandom]

Some random idea I have for my fanfic in Wattpad , I will surely wrote it. The song is not mine, it's from Dhmis 3, I just thought it would fit. I realized that even if Inside Job Part 2 hasn't launched yet, I like Ron and adding him will may give more protagonism to Reagan. So let's start!

-Here! Those are 10 dollars, now go away and buy something, I don't know, said Edd pushing the Inside Job characters outside the house

-Huh? Strange, said Reagan

-What are they gonna do to him?, asked Gigi

-Sing, probably, answered Andre

-But those songs are horrible!, said Gigi

-C'mon, guys! It's not that bad!, said Brett

-When we arrived they sang a song about our death, said Reagan

-And then they sang a song of how worthless we are, said Myc

-Yeah, but they can't do worse, right?, asked Brett

-Yes, said Reagan looking the inside of the house from a window

Meanwhile, the rest of characters were inside the house with Ron

-Umm, hello?, said Ron

-Have you ever wondered why we're here?, started to sang Edd

What's it all about, you've no idea

And everywhere you look all you see is hatred, and darkness, death and fear

But you know it doesn't have to be

That i don't know, and you don't know me

Cause even though we're different, it doesn't make a difference

And we can live in harmony

No, you don't know where you are

But together we will get far

And together we can understand about friendship!

-Emmm, no thanks, answered Ron

-No excuses, said Edd

And do you ever feel like life's unfair?, continue to sang

Cause everybody hates you, and no one cares!

But if you follow me

Maybe you'll see

That friends will be everywhere

-Can't I just go home?, asked Ron

-This is your new home, answered Edd, - Come with me, let's met the others!

So here we are with all my friends, and they love you, all of them, sang Edd pointing the other characters

-Yes we do!, sang Sayori

-Is it true!, sang Tord

-We are friends and it will never end!, sang Boyfriend

-What are you talking about? I don't even know you!, said Ron

-To love each other, is to care

To be kind, and to share!, sang Edd

-I love my friend so I give him a hug, said Chalice hugging Void

-I made this for you, cause I love you so much, sang Michelle giving Ron a cake

-I love my pet, 'cause she's now my daughter , sang Shaun grabbing Moonpie hands

-Okay?, said Ron confused

-Our hearts asked night and day, sang Edd

-To have a new friend which we can play

-So be happy, sang Sayori

-Because all perfect is here!, sang all the characters

-We don't have taxes!, sang Brock

-Food is free!, sang Darlene

-And lots of money come here!, sang Griff

-That's how we live in this house, sang Tom

-We are happy like those mouses!, sang Bruno

-And it's for forever, and forever, sang John

-And now we all worship the readers!, sang Edd, then everyone started to be in a prey pose, Ron was pretty confused with all of that

-There are readers, sang Yuri

-We are inside a fanfic, sang Colette

-We must entertain them, sang Jack

-We must entertain them with our pain, sang Peter

-Wait, what?, said Ron

-Or they will forget about us, sang Edd, the pushing Ron into a chair, - So, dear Ron, let's make a deal

Because none of us is actually real

-You don't even exist, sang Yuri

-And you're only fiction from a large list!, sang James while the others were tying Ron to the chair

-And we need you here to live with us here, sang Edd with a creepy smile

-And your heart will find it's home, sang Grom

-And our friendship will never go, sang Monika

-Now give us your hair!, sang Edd with a pair of scissors

-For that reviving machine from there!, sang the others characters

-And you will be forever with us here, continue to sang Edd

-So, how was the song?, asked Glenn outside the house

-Weird, answered Reagan

Thank you so much for reading, tell me if I write right or should I improve.

#inside job #eddsworld #cuphead dlc #john doe #detective void #multifandom fanfiction #reagan ridley #brett hand #sunny day jack #your boyfriend peter #doki doki literature club #brawl stars #dead rising #edd gould #ron statler

[sophiaeab2]

Where The People Are

Friendship: Snow White and Ariel

Disk: Fins Of Friendship

Disk Function: Blind Enemies who would Stun

Secondary Heroes: Belle, Rapunzel, Elsa

Pre-Campaign:

Snow White: Oh, what a lovely tail you have! My name is Snow White. I'm new here.

Ariel: And I... I'm sorry, but I really can't talk to you. *swims away*

Bonus Dialogue:

Episode 1: Siren Song

Ariel: *singing* Ah ah ah, ah ah ah...

Snow White: What is that beautiful voice? I simply MUST find it.

Snow White makes her way over to the Port and finds Ariel on a rock singing.

Snow White: Hello! You have a beautiful voice.

Ariel: Ah! I'm not supposed to talk to you. My father says humans are dangerous.

Snow White: I'm not dangerous. I'd never hurt a fly!

Episode 2: The Human World

Ariel realizes the other princess is right. She doesn't look dangerous at all. The mermaid lets her curiosity get the better of her, and she swims over to investigate.

Ariel: So, what is the human world like?

Snow White: In my Kingdom, everyone's kind and friendly to the creatures of the forest. Well, everyone except for my stepmother. But, to be honest, I don't know much about the world we're in now.

Ariel: Maybe we could explore it together? I find it's always easier to try scary things with a friend around.

Snow White: You're right! Let's go introduce ourselves to some of the people here. They can't be that bad, can they?

Episode 3: The Sparrow

The first person the princesses encounter is Jack Sparrow. As soon as the pirate sees Ariel, he shrieks.

Jack: Back away from me, mermaid. I'm not on the menu. *runs away*

Ariel: That was strange. What did he mean, not on the menu?

Snow White: I don't know. I guess we'll just have to try talking to someone else.

Episode 4: He Sells Shells

The next person they meet is Mr. Big. He and Koslov are overseeing the import of some crates for the Shell Company.

Snow White: Oh look, Ariel, it's a cute little mouse, and he's wearing an adorable jacket. How are you, Mr. Mouse?

Mr. Big: I was better before you broads came along. Scram or my friend Koslov will see that you sleep with the fishes.

Koslov: *grunts*

Ariel: What's so bad about sleeping with fish?

Episode 5: Bad Levels

Before Mr. Big can respond, Stitch appears and tries to shoot Ariel with a blaster.

Stitch: Meega, nala kweesta!

Lilo: Sorry about my friend, Stitch. His girlfriend, Angel, sang a song in her sleep that made his badness levels go way outta control. *sighs* You know how it goes...

Ariel: I'm not sure I do, actually.

Snow White: *whispers* I think we should get out of here while the mean dog is fighting the mean mouse.

Episode 6: Hooked

As soon as they escape, the princesses encounter Captain Hook, who requests their help looking for a flying boy.

Ariel: You're looking for a flying boy? How fascinating! I didn't know human boys could fly.

Snow White: Sir, can I ask why you're looking for this boy?

Hook: Why I seek revenge, of course. That menace Pan fed my hand to a crocodile.

Snow White: Oh, dear. That does sound awful...

Ariel: It was certainly creative to replace your hand with a, oh, I forgot what Scuttle called it... Oh, yeah! A doodlewop. That way, you can twirl your mustache whenever you want.

Hook: Are you making light of my situation? I ought to have known I could never trust a mermaid.

Episode 7: Triton's Terror

As Captain Hook raises his hook towards Ariel, Snow White stands in his way to shield her new friend. Suddenly, King Triton appears from the waves.

Triton: Ariel! What are you doing with these human?

Episode 8: Just Mostly Bad

At the sight of the Merking, Hook runs off. Meanwhile, Ariel tries to explain things to her father.

Ariel: I'm sorry, daddy. Ever since we arrived in the City, we've had so many questions. I thought maybe the humans could help me answer them.

Triton: Human won't HELP you! They're savage fish killers who care for nothing but themselves!

Ariel: But daddy, that's not true!

Snow White: Maybe you're father's right about the people here. The ones we talked to today did seem pretty dangerous.

Ariel: MOST of them maybe, but not you. You were kind, and you tried to save me, even though you could've gotten yourself hurt!

Triton: My daughter is right. I saw you protect her, and for that, I am grateful. I might be willing to make an exception. Perhaps, not all humans are terrible.

[t00turnttrauma]

The Super Mario Bros. Movie Review

*spoilers*

9/10- lost a point for the line “Now that’s how you Princess”

First off, let’s talk about my expectations going into the movie. I’ve been super hyped about this move, not just for the cast, but for the theme itself. The Super Mario games have been known for having plotlines that sort of go parallel with one another, but don’t cross over. That being said, I was very impressed with the plotline. 

The movie follows Mario, a plumber from Brooklyn, NY, and his brother Luigi. They’re sucked into a green tube and are split apart. Luigi ends up in the Dark Kingdom and Mario ends up in the Mushroom Kingdom. There, Mario meets Toad and the two travel to the castle to find Princess Peach. The three of them then go to the Kong Kingdom to ask Cranky Kong for his help in defending from Bowser, who has recently found the Superstar. Meanwhile, Luigi is captured and held in the Dark Kindgom. Bowser assembles and rallies his army, revealing his plan: to marry Princess Peach. 

What I love about this movie was the subtle references to the fact that the characters came from a game itself. Unlike The Last of Us or the FNAF movie coming out, it’s not just one storyline. There were subtle shifts into Mario running through Brooklyn and the change in camera positioning that made it look like the original games. There were scenes depicting the Smash Bros. arena and the MarioKart games, which I found to be so amazing. 

The score was also amazing. Movie scores are such an integral part of movies and can pull them apart. While the movie had tense moments, there were still the classic Mario chimes or the ringtone to Luigi’s phone being the original GameCube song. There were also times like when Donkey Kong was introduced and the DK Rap begins. Jack Black also wrote an original song that Bowser sings as a ballad to Princess Peach as he travels to propose to her. They also used songs like Thunderstruck, No Sleep Til Brooklyn, Take On Me, Holding Out For A Hero, and Mr. Blue Sky. 

Of course, like any kids movie, there are cheesy moments. As you’ve seen from the trailer, the blue star that is captured and talks about death and dying in such a cheery voice or some of the lines from Toad. 

Character-wise, I think much of the voice work was amazing. I, among many others, was skeptical of Chris Pratt’s casting. I grew to like his voice, realizing that his classic voice would have been a little annoying considering how much talking he did. Donkey Kong was one of my favorite characters. His introduction was amazing and the song choice of the DK Rap was amazing. 

Overall, I enjoyed the movie. I enjoyed how they understood the limitations that come with the video games along with all of the references. I’d definitely see it again. 

Bonus: My favorite scene after Donkey Kong’s introduction is when Bowser explains to his army his plan

Bowser: ... and then I will ask her to marry me in a fairytale wedding

Unnamed Koopa: Doesn’t she hate you?

Bowser: Yes, but that only makes me love her more

#ketamine and movies

[pookacangetit]

Disney Song! Yuu PT. I [Introduction]

Yuu's otherworldly (as considered by twst) knowledge that gets the theories and cults running that they're actually a forgotten god missing for centuries.

MASTERLIST

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It's not Disney if there's no Disney songs. Just Yuu belting them out of nowhere when they feel down and scaring the shit outta people cause how tf does the prefect know about the lost lyrics from their country??

Like, all Disney songs are top-secret myths telling the stories of the Great Seven and known only to the citizens of their respective country cause if sung correctly has the Tangled-esque effect that powers up the singer

However the lyrics were lost long ago and only the tune remain so no one dares to use them, only some verses of the songs are remembered but they are all kept a tight secret by the royalties

Because a song sung wrong would mean deadly consequences (like disintegration for the Afterglow, increasing madness for the Queen of Hearts Kingdom etc)

Then comes along this magicless human who not only knows the lost lyrics but is able to use the powers without being a direct citizen of the country

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Yuu: did you ever hear the wolf cry at the blue corn moon, have you ever asked the grinning bobcat why it grinned~

*winds blowing, trees swaying towards the prefect, just mother nature simping*

Ace: they have magic?!

Jack *freaking out*: how did the prefect KNOW?!

Vil: little potato cease singing at once!

Randomly passing by and now freaking out pomefiore student: GOD?!?!?!

Ace, Jack, Vil: ... what-

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Yuu: I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream~

*birds popping outta nowhere to perch and chirp on Yuu, there's a sudden breeze whisking flower petals around the prefect as they did a spin*

Malleus panicking because who told the prefect his kingdom’s secret love song, heartbroken and furious because who told the prefect his kingdom’s secret love song?!: child of man, please tell me the name of the foolish student who spilled that tune to you

Lilia already planning destruction for his malleyu grandchildren: tell us~

Yuu: no- no one told me!

Background Diasomnia student: ... god???

Background Savanaclaw student: god

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Pomefiore student: for today’s daily report, the great one had sung the song of what I presumed is the Great Sea's love song tonight at the lounge, scaring the Leech twins and Azul

Scarabia student: should I add them to the recruitment list or the other, other list?

Pomefiore student: recruitment for the Leech twins, but for Azul... he blushed when he and the great one made eye contact during their performance

Scarabia student:

Scarabia student: he blushed? I know that the great one is powerful but to be able to bespell that person...

Pomefiore student: as expected of the great one indeed, forgotten and weakened but still a god!

*meanwhile*

Diasomnia student: you told me this was a book club!

Savanaclaw student: yeah, a club to follow the great one in our school is knowledgeable and sharing!!

Diasomnia student: this. is. a. cult. Banzai.

Savanaclaw student: it's not, we're just worshipping the great one as they deserved!

Diasomnia student: ... I hope you choke on a spinning wheel lodged deep in your throat, you hear?

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The prefect of Ramshackle Dorm was a god, they would whisper.

Forgotten, weakened, but immortality still etched into their blood and mind because how else would the prefect know the exact words to the stories of the Great Seven? Songs spilled by a wandering oracle who imbued the very words with power only accessible to those connected to the land.

Those who does know the lyrics are separated into two factions, the royalty and the dead. The prefect is neither which means there’s a surviving faction, the witnesses.

The immortals who hide and were lost so long ago, until only one remains and they hide as a magicless child in a school full of danger.

It makes sense, they fought overblots and won, many insisted.

It makes sense, they know the lost lyrics with such familiarity that royalties cannot compare and they sing with such nostalgia and such power, the more romanticists tsked.

So they conclude, the ‘magicless’ prefect is a forgotten god, that’s the open secret of the students of NRC.

What god are they? No one knows, not even their closest companions. If the prefect wants to continue this façade of weakness however, the students would gladly assist them.

#twst #twst imagines #twst scenarios #cryptid yuu terrifiying people 24/7 #this gremlin appears outta nowhere is magicless and yet is the most capable person when fighting overblots #wdym they don't have worshippers the first years are the inner circle #disney song yuu

[chizz]

Honey I’m back!!! And with another request for Jack! Chase is the prompt, with him chasing Y/N. Either playfully or … ;) y’know

Aye buttercup, I gotcha. This one is special too! Hope you enjoy @lunarwolfgirl101 !!

"Y/N~ Where are you? Darling~" uh...yeah, it looks like you and Jack are playing hide and seek? Haha, nope! You were planning on hiding from him cause he kept calling you all these...werid....cute...names?

"Oh baby, where could you be~?" He says in a whisper voice, meanwhile, your hiding in the washer machine, don't worry it's not on. But if it was, thank god you won't have to hear his voice, no offense, but he would keep antagonizing you with those pet names, to the point you couldn't control your blushing.

He was just playing with you, and you took it...another way..you took this game very seriously-- like ma'am, keep guard.

Then you hear him, you quickly run out of the washer machine, making sure he doesn't hear you, and when he doesn't, you smile...you actually think you did something- didn't you? 🕴🏾let me just laugh.

"I think I heard footsteps~? Could that be you sugar~?" He says in a sing-song voice, which you almost squeal to, he knows how to get you with these pet names doesn't he? Hotdamn, what did you do to make THE jack walten fall for you?

Accidentally falling, you knock down the bleach which you didn't mean to, it makes a big ' thud ' which catches both you and Jack's attention. You hear quick footsteps, and as you do, you run like your life depends on it.

⋆ ࣪ ᖭི༏ᖫྀ ⋆ ࣪   𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼  ꒰ ა ♡ ໒ ꒱  ⋆ ࣪ ᖭི༏ᖫྀ ⋆ ࣪   𓍊𓋼

You quickly And softly close the door. And when you do, you press your ear to the door. And you hear Jack's muffled voice.

"Prettyfly~ I don't see you, I know I heard something drop, or...am I wrong? Beautiful just please come out, I won't bite~." He says, you slowly move your ear from the door, waiting for anything else, you hear jack mumble something under his breath, but that stops when you hear nothing.

You noticed you had a light on in the room, which wasn't off. He can see the shadows of your feet, so he'll be able to see you move, you took that chance and ran into the closet, closing it quickly.

You don't see it, but you can feel the smirk on Jack's face, how? Don't question. You just know.

You hear the door slowly creak, and when you do, you cover your mouth making sure he doesn't hear you.

"Baby~ I saw you~ just to let you know you can't hide from me~." He continues, taunting you while he's at it, then you hear him stop at the closet. You back away slowly, quietly giggling to yourself.

You love this game.

Admit it.

He then opens the closet, and he looks around. He still doesn't notice you yet. He then closes the closet back up, then you breath out a sigh.

"Found you~."

⋆ ࣪ ᖭི༏ᖫྀ ⋆ ࣪   𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼  ꒰ ა ♡ ໒ ꒱  ⋆ ࣪ ᖭི༏ᖫྀ ⋆ ࣪   𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼 

You squeal feeling two arms wrap around you, then bringing you out the closet, you see jack smiling at you while you just try and hide your blush.

"You really thought you could hide from me? Hehe, your funny Y/N~." He says while trying to hold in his laugh.

Your face starts fuming, like Thomas the train...if that's possible? You see him still trying to hold in his laugh- so you take things into your own hands and kiss him.

He stops, and stands in shock, yes..you both kissed many times but he was the one who would always do it, and now to see you acting all bold shocks him. Like...miss girl, where you get that boldness from??

You suddenly run out the room, he shakes out of his trance and runs out also, smiling till he can't stop. Which hurts, but it's worth it!

"This time jack...I'm it~." You say, then Count down to 10, with a smitten look on his face he goes and hides.

Let's just say...you both had an amazing night and went right to sleep after.

Maybe you both will do this again...who knows?

#the walten files #jack walten #jack walten x reader #just fluffy fluff #fluff #more...than fluff? #this was the best i worked on yet! #felt really creative on this for a second

[playground-hugz03]

Sun and Moon Headcanons

1. Sun goes by he/she/they/it pronouns and Moon goes by he/they/it pronouns.

2. Moon is terrified of any small animal (especially cats). Meanwhile, Sun is terrified of rodents, such as mice and rats (although he also hates bugs).

3. Both Sun and Moon can use sign language to communicate with deaf children and they both wear bells to help blind children locate them (canon).

4. Along with sign language, both Sun and Moon can speak and understand any language in case any guests can’t speak English.

5. Sun is actually very skilled at drawing and mostly enjoys using crayons or colored pencils. Additionally, Sun also greatly enjoys finger painting, even though it’s usually very messy (which he hates).

6. Before the glitch, Moon was extremely protective of the children and would watch over them while they slept in case they had a nightmare.

7. Before the glitch, if a child couldn’t sleep Moon would sing lullabies to them, read them bedtime stories, or make shadow puppets using his own eyes as flashlights (he would also sometimes rock them to sleep).

8. Moon loves horror movies, but Sun is terrified of anything horror related and always freaks out if he tries watching a horror movie (Moon thinks it’s hilarious).

9. Both Sun and Moon are extremely flexible, but Moon is the only one who really demonstrates this.

10. They’re both obsessed with cleanliness and order. They tend to freak out if the daycare is a mess, which happens often (probably canon).

11. Moon prefers more subdued hobbies such as listening to music or reading. Sun, on the other hand, enjoys activities such as playing children’s games or making arts and crafts.

12. They both get extremely jealous very easily and hate sharing people they like (Sun is better at hiding his jealousy than Moon is). Additionally, they’re both incredibly possessive of the people they care for, even though they don’t mean to be. This is mostly because it’s hard for them to find a true friend.

13. Sun is a pacifist and absolutely hates violence. However, he’ll still use force if he has to. Moon, on the other hand, won’t hesitate to fight or even kill someone if they pose a threat.

14. Sun secretly wants many children of his own, but knows that could never happen for more reasons than one (Moon may or may not also want a kid or two of his own).

15. Moon has a habit of watching people while they sleep, which developed due to constantly watching over kids while they slept in the daycare.

16. Their body is waterproof, but neither of them can swim. If they got in a pool they’d probably just sink to the bottom and stay there until someone comes and gets them out.

17. Sun loves arts and crafts and often makes stuff to give to the kids (and sometimes the parents) as gifts (he also makes things for the other animatronics, but they don’t usually keep them).

18. Moon loves puns, both telling puns and hearing them. Sun pretends to hate them, but he always laughs when Moon tells a pun.

19. Moon actually loves astronomy and often reads any book he can get about space. Sun, on the other hand, doesn’t have the patience to sit down and read educational books.

20. Moon prefers slower, darker songs, such as Haunted by Evanescence, Kitchen Fork by Jack Conte, Come Little Children by Hocus Pocus, etc. Meanwhile, Sun likes more upbeat songs you can dance to, such as Backyard Boy by Claire Rosinkranz, Shut Up and Dance by Walk The Moon, Victorious by Panic! At The Disco, etc.

21. Although Sun can act very childish he’s actually very aware and knows a lot more than he lets on. He’s incredibly observant and can easily tell what’s going on while seeming carefree at the same time. Moon, on the other hand, can be very naive while giving off the impression of being much more mature than Sun. Overall, he doesn’t always fully understand what’s going on, at least not immediately.

22. Sun and Moon have both been trained to pay close attention to people’s emotions and overall mental state (specifically for children). They can easily and quickly recognize when something’s wrong with someone and neither will give up until they figure out what the problem is (their methods of finding out the problem varies depending on the person).

23. Sun acts extremely energetic and hyper, but he’s actually constantly tired and gets worn out very easily. He hides his fatigue from the kids, but Moon knows. On the other hand, Moon tends to have a lot more energy than Sun despite always seeming tired (no one knows how this works since they both share the same battery).

24. Sun has a habit of fetching things. If someone throws something, Sun will immediately run after it and bring it back (which he often does without even realizing it).

25. Due to their programming as daycare attendants, both Sun and Moon naturally act very nurturing, especially toward people they’re familiar with. Sun mostly worries about people’s happiness and mental health and Moon mostly worries about whether or not people are taking care of themselves (such as sleeping enough). However, Moon gets embarrassed and tries to come across as uncaring.

26. Neither of the daycare attendants are allowed to swear (they literally have a speech filter that prevents them from swearing). If they hear other people swear (typically Monty), they will immediately scold them and put them in time-out out of habit.

27. It actually harms them if they fight for control. Additionally, while neither will admit it, they’re both terrified of the thought of being separated into different bodies.

28. While Sun is naturally very loud, Moon actively tries to be more quiet due to hating loud sounds (they tend to make him anxious).

29. Moon enjoys collecting things he finds around the Pizzaplex and then storing it in his and Sun’s room. Sun also enjoys collecting any arts or crafts made by the children.

30. Moon is extremely good at building cool and fun pillow forts, which he sometimes does with the kids when they can’t sleep.

31. Sun and Moon don’t often get along. They both enjoy messing with each other and they get irritated with each other very easily. However, neither would take the opportunity to separate from the other.

32. Both Sun and Moon are extremely physically affectionate toward people they like. Specifically, they both greatly enjoy hugs and picking people up like they’re pets (though they still respect when people absolutely can’t stand to be touched).

33. Sun loves how small humans are compared to him and Moon, especially kids. He also just loves tiny things in general (except rodents or bugs).

34. They stand at a height of 7’5”

35. 43. Sun loves putting on little plays for the children, even though his acting skills aren’t that great. Moon gets embarrassed and awkward when he tries to act or play pretend, but he’s really good at reading bedtime stories.

36. Sun always makes sure to be more subdued and quiet when dealing with autistic kids. He also always keeps fidget toys and weighted blankets in the daycare. Additionally, both Sun and Moon are equipped to handle kids with any illness, mental illness, or physical disability. They both make sure every child is comfortable and accommodated for, no matter what they might be struggling with.

37. Moon knows how to knit while Sun knows how to sew. Moon often makes scarves or night-caps for the kids while Sun sews the kids’ ripped clothing or stuffed animals.

38. It’s extremely easy to scare Sun. You barely have to jump out at him and he’ll freak out (and he always reacts like a grandma). Meanwhile, Moon tries to act like nothing bothers him, but it’s not too difficult to startle him, either (though he always tries to play it off).

39. Both Sun and Moon are programmed to recognize signs of abuse, especially in children. If a child shows signs of abuse, Sun and Moon will immediately contact the authorities and refuse to give the kid to their parent (Sun often has to handle these situations to stop Moon from beating the shit out of the parent).

40. Moon loves solving really difficult puzzles and riddles; he enjoys the challenge. Sun can solve puzzles, too, but he takes too long and gets bored easily.

41. Sun didn’t realize that Chica, Roxy, and Monty were trying to kill Gregory, which is why he alerted them when he kicked Gregory out of the daycare.

42. Since they’re not allowed to swear, Sun often uses ridiculous substitutes. It’s gotten to the point that the other animatronics will beg him to swear instead.

43. Moon is absolutely terrified of dolls and puppets. He’s afraid they’re secretly alive and will attack him when he least expects it.

44. Moon genuinely regrets helping Vanny by bringing children to her. Although he acts like he doesn’t care, he actually feels extremely guilty.

45. Sun and Chica are best friends. Sun loves visiting Chica’s room while the Plex is closed and just gossiping with her (mostly about Monty or rude parents).

46. Moon is good friends with DJ Music Man, although he’ll never admit that he’s actually quite intimidated by DJ’s size (he’s also terrified of Mini Music Man).

And that’s all I can think of for now! I’ll probably add onto this if I think of anymore.

#fnaf #fnaf security breach #fnaf sun #fnaf moon #daycare attendant #fnaf daycare attendant #sun and moon headcanons

[grogusmum]

Oberyn and the Merling: The Merling in The Forest of Yew

Part of the Oberyn’s Merling AU

OBERYN MARTELL X GN!MERLING

W/C: 2000ish

RATED: (M)

WARNINGS: implied danger of sexual assault, manhandling, mention of injury, sexy times none of the above is explicit, I think that it.

(As usual see something say something! Including any inadvertent gender specificity in regard to the merling. Send me a dm and I'll fix it.)

A/N: So this came to me fast, and poured out... it's not as dreamlike, I hope it's okay. Part 1 of 3

Oberyn’s Merling

The Merling's Prince

Oberyn sits, only half-listening to his brother. His thoughts are traveling upriver, toward you, as fate would have it. He can recall so clearly the jewel green of the grotto you brought him into on his last visit, he can hear the chorus of wanton sounds echoing, mixing with the rush of the falls. He can almost feel you in his arms, his beguiling merling, the weight of your body on his, your slick silver tail pressing against him, your webbed hands roving over his chest, and lower. Holding him in your hand-

Doran’s voice penetrates his thoughts when he hears him mention a Yew stand somewhere north.

Oberyn sits up in his chair, Doran notices.

“Ah, Oberyn. Back with us?”

“What is this about a Yew Forest?” Oberyn says, clearing his throat. It can not be that he is speaking of your yew forest.

“I don’t know that anyone would call it a forest, just a bit more than a large stand of trees really. We are harvesting a good portion for bow-making. Of all the things to bring you back to this meeting, our export market?”

“Where is this?”

“A small wood, north of here, along Greenblood River,” Doran explains, flummoxed, “Why?”

Oberyn’s eyes grow wide and excuses himself. Doran calls after him, to no effect.

With the energy of an ocean during a storm, Oberyn blows into Elleria’s chambers.

“My love, what is it?” She stands, concern etched across her beautiful face. Oberyn meanwhile is stalking up and down the length of the richly appointed room.

“The Yew forest, they are cutting it down! The merling will be discovered!” He grits out, Elleria puts a graceful hand over her mouth.

“What should we do?” She whispers.

“I must get to them first, perhaps the pool and its secret has not yet been found.”

“Yes, but what then?”

“I don’t know, my own, I do not know.”

Oberyn wastes no time, he dresses for travel and tacks Arthur himself and sets off at a gallop.

It is dark when he arrives, having never been to the pool at night, he hopes he will find it. He thanks the gods for the moonlight. It illuminates the trees in cool light. He can see the work has begun and feels a pang at the thought of a single tree in your forest being touched with anything but reverence as if it is an extension of you. He then notices a fire, people are still here, of course, they are, The Jacks will camp at the site until the work is complete… but where are they?

He and Arthur take his now-familiar path until the horse can come no closer. Oberyn can hear the linns rush and he can hear rough voices.

He curses to himself.

There is a splash and the sound of gravel under boots. Oberyn crashes through the ferns coming to the pool drenched in moonlight, he would have taken time to marvel at its beauty, except all he can focus on is the man in your sparkling water, with his hand like a vice on your arm.

You had been enjoying the full moon just as you do each month, swimming under it watching the light shimmer like diamonds on the water. Singing your moon song. When you heard brash footfalls, you only momentarily thought of your Prince, for he would never come along on such feet. You dashed below the surface, swimming under the linn, and watched from your alcove. The men came to the pool, you could hear their conversation. They had heard you, not just your song, but your dive.

Unlike Oberyn they crash into the water, their coarse voices echoing.

Before you know it you are being pulled from your sanctuary.

“Well, what have we here?” One of the men laughs, then looking at you more closely. “What is it?”

“It’s got a tail!”

“It’s a merling! Isn’t said their kiss brings fortune?”

“Or death?!”

“That’s a siren!”

“This little pretty fish looks harmless to me,” he brings you close to see what effect your kiss would bring, Oberyn enters the glade. Standing in the half-light.

“Good evening gentlemen,” Oberyn has the ability to be both genial and imposing at the same time, he employs this talent here, “I must ask you to step away from this creature, sir.”

The lumberers do not, to their detriment, recognize the prince immediately. You on the other hand recognize your prince, your Oberyn right away and try to swim to him. Your large eyes pleading.

“What claim do you have, hmm?” Says the one holding you. He and his companion laugh, and he brings you to him, close, nosing your hair.

“I must insist you stop, for no other reason but that the merling obviously is averse to your… affections? But if you press, I will make my claim in the name of House Martell.” Oberyn comes closer, out of shadow, hand on his dagger and they recognize the Red Viper. Both men jolt with recognition, and back away from you. Making apologies that were insufficient.

You dart over to the pools edge, and Oberyn kneels before the pool taking your cheek in his hand. You press into it, eyes glistening. Oberyn orders the lumberers out of the water and out of the forest and assures them that in Dorne there are consequences for this kind of mistreatment. They retreat.

You and Oberyn are alone. You sigh in relief and with the pleasure of seeing him again. He pulls off his boots and puts his feet into the pool, you reach for him, and he pulls you into his arms unbothered by the soaking of his clothes.

“My dear merling, let me look at you, tell me you are unharmed.”

You look at him, you close your eyes and nod, then place your head gently on his shoulder. But he can see a bruise already blooming on your beautiful arm. Oberyn bristles with anger and wonders aloud how he can ensure your safety now that you have been discovered. He holds you close, your tail fin just dangling in the pool. He has one hand securing you in his lap, his other his running up and down you side gently, you hum contentedly.

“You are coming with me,” he declares most suddenly. You look from him to the pool. He looks at you; imploring, knowing it is confusing to you. “I fear others will come and as your beautiful glade is so remote, it will be difficult to protect you. I will bring you the Water gardens, you will be protected, and we may be together.

You cannot help your hearts flutter at the thought of being with Oberyn, you would miss your home but that you might leave your loneliness behind makes your heart sing.

But how? he wondered. His eyes cast around, thinking. He slides you back into the pool as you watch, inquisitively. Then Oberyn takes his long robe off and dunks it in the water soaking it thoroughly.

Realizing he is being quite presumptuous he kneels at the water’s edge, taking your hand in both of his.

“Would you, sweet merling like to come to my home, the Water Gardens of Sunspeare?”

You nod smiling widely, you lift your arms and he lifts you out of the water and sets you on the edge.

“I will wrap you in my robe, I hope it will keep you comfortable for the journey.”

You bite your lip, unsure, but when he wraps you in his waterlogged robe you feel more confident in his plan. Oberyn then takes you in his capable arms and carried you with ease to Arthur. He places you as if you are a lady riding side-saddle, showing you how to hold Arthur’s mane. Your eyes are saucers, frightened of this precarious perch so high above the ground, but when Oberyn lifts himself onto the saddle behind you and placed a strong arm around you, and takes the reigns you feel safe again.

“Arthur, we must make haste to Sunspeare, our merling must get back to water as soon as possible.”

He gives his sand steed a nudge with his heels and Arthur is off, quickly through the wood, and when he reaches open land, he is like the wind.

You keep your face hidden in Oberyn’s shoulder, holding onto him, gripping his shirt. And while Oberyn is sorry for your fear, he swells little at being your anchor.

He makes but one stop at the river's edge, letting you flit about in the water while he drenches his robe once more. It is still hours before the sunrise, and Arthur comes to a casual trot into stables at the Water Gardens.

Elleria is awake, watchful on her balcony, and though beautiful as ever, Oberyn can tell she has had a fairly sleepless night. Oberyn calls to her-

“My love, I have brought the merling back with me, come down to meet them.”

Elleria looks down startled and a little concerned, she runs out of her chamber pulling a robe of her chaise without stopping, and is beside him in a twinkling. She looks at the you, the exquisite creature still in Oberyn’s arms.

“Oh, Beauty! What an enchantment you are,” she says. You look at her, unafraid. “Darling, get them into the water, quickly!”

“Yes, of course,” Oberyn says, and he walks, boots and all, into the pool and gently lowers you to the water, you slide into the shallows like a seal, right out of the robe. Oberyn lets out a laugh, as you roll and gambol in the water around him and then you find deeper waters.

He follows you; you lift your arm out of the water reaching for him, your Prince who you, now, do not have to say goodbye to, who you can see every day. He reaches out, taking your hand, and presses his lips to it.

“This is Ellaria, she has wanted to meet you for some time,” Oberyn says. Elleria steps eagerly yet gracefully into to the water and approaches you. Without letting go of Oberyn you look at her, smiling softly. Your large eyes taking in her own enchanting beauty.

“My Prince will this be sufficient for them? There is little shade, or privacy for them,” Elleria looked at you, wishing she could talk with you and know precisely what you need.

“You are right as ever My own, we will have to have the gardeners do some adjusting to the pools, create an alcove perhaps a waterfall, as our merling had in the forest.”

You looked around and it was true, of course, this pool was very open, with no privacy for you. You did not know yet how strong the sun would beat down on you until the sun was up, having only ever had dappled sunlight on you.

“Now the two you are safe and sound, I may get a little sleep until the palace wakes,” Elleria says, kissing Oberyn’s cheek, and placing a gentle hand to your cheek, you close your eyes. She then leaves you and Oberyn.

“I do apologize that this so different from what you used to, we will rectify this right away,” Oberyn says as he lowers himself in the waist-deep water, into an almost seated position. You slip into his lap, lazily half wrapping your tail around one of his legs. He laughs with a slight moan to it.

“I am so glad you are here with me, my shining merling, my little pearl, I hope you will be happy here.”

You looked at him, your long arms around his neck and nuzzled the space below his ear, placing little kisses along his neck. He takes you gently by the chin bringing your lips to his.

“I will protect you as I protect all that I love,” Oberyn vows, and kisses you again, deeply. You open your mouth, and his tongue enters softly at first, but his kiss grows more urgent. As he thinks of what might have happened to you, his arms cage around you protectively, and you both sink below the surface.

To be continued…

Part 2

THANK YOU FOR READING MERLINGS!

Part 2 coming soon

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[findingjoynweirdstuff]

Dream SMP Recap (August 11/2020) - Maybe this is why you shouldn’t do musicals

Tommy performs a solo of Hamilton while held at gunpoint and wins over Dream with the power of music before war breaks out over a horse corpse after a rendition of “Blitz” by Technoblade leads to murder.

Meanwhile, Fundy hatches an evil plot and steals the throne of the Dream SMP kingdom with Jack Manifold’s help before getting into trouble over a kidnapped bee. Tubbo becomes a lawyer, be careful.

L’Lawyerberg is founded...L’awyerberg?

The server also gained a new member: Quackity! 

A large portion of the day’s events take place in Shakespearean English. 

Enjoy.

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VOD LINKS:

Ponk

Fundy (August 11 is the correct date)

Tubbo

Tommy

Tommy (Quackity segment)

Skeppy

Thunder1408

Eret

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- Fundy starts off in his underground base. 

Fundy: Me is at thyn’t base

Tubbo: L’manburg?

Fundy: Otherly speaking, that which is owned by myself

- Fundy meets Tubbo on the Prime Path. He puts back on his L’manburg outfit, and Tubbo declares him no longer a rebellious teen

- They go over to Tommy’s home, which has been turned into Hell, and Tubbo builds Dream. Fundy shrinks Dream significantly. They then proceed to the L’manburgian docks before heading back.

Tubbo: “Where is Jack Manifold?”

Fundy: “Where isn’t Jack Manifold?”

Tubbo: “That’s the question on everyone’s mind.”

Fundy: “Who is Jack Manifold?”

Tubbo: “No, everyone knows who Jack Manifold is, just where is what we really want to know.”

Fundy: “...Why is Jack Manifold?”

- Fundy carves Herobrine into Skeppy’s leaf roof before making it a creeper

- Fundy tells Tubbo about his evil plan. He’s been researching law, and has come up with a plan to use a law from the Netherlands to gain legal ownership of any property they want. They decide to steal the throne.

Enter Dream.

Fundy: How go’st thy?

- At the castle throne room, Tommy joins the call to briefly shout at Tubbo that Shroud is coming back on Twitch before leaving.

- Fundy turns around and finds himself face to face with Dream, who is standing there menacingly.

- Fundy kills Tubbo and Dream kills Fundy

Enter TommyInnit.

- After returning to the castle, Tubbo and Fundy have the idea to put on a Shakespearean play. Dream is there with his pet dog. Tubbo assigns Dream the role of Macbeth, since he kills a lot of people. 

Enter Skeppy.

- Dream kills Charles. He’s getting into character. Fundy congratulates him on his successful audition.

- Tommy joins the call to ask why his base has been turned into the Nether. Fundy and Tubbo tell him that they’re doing a show.They quickly build a theater stage near the Community House.

- Skeppy joins the call and they fill him in on the plan too.

Enter Thunder1408.

- Jack Manifold has transformed into Dream. He turns back into himself and arrives at the Community House.

- They begin the performance of Macbeth. Tommy ends up lip-reading for Tubbo and Fundy by speaking behind them while they nod their heads.

- Dream and Skeppy ride away in a boat together, leaving them with no audience. Tommy frantically performs for Fundy before swapping to his own part, then back to Fundy again.

(The only person in the audience now is Tubbo)

Tommy: (at rapid speed) “As whence the sun 'gins his reflection, shipwrecking storms and direful thunders break, so from that spring whence comfort seem'd to come, discomfort swells. Mark, king of Scotland, mark: No sooner justice had with valour arm'd, compell'd these skipping kerns to trust their heels, But the Norweyan lord surveying vantage, with furbish'd arms and new supplies of men began a fresh assault.”

- Dream, Jack and Skeppy return to watch. Dream pays Tommy a diamond. Tommy continues performing Macbeth solo.

- Dream is enjoying the performance so much he starts having a heart attack

- Tommy points out they would get much more money if they did Hamilton instead.

- Tommy performs a full solo of “Alexander Hamilton” from the hit show Hamilton. Dream shoots Tubbo to death off the stage. Tommy continues the performance, unfazed.

Thunder1408 from up yonder, hath fell to their death.

Skeppy from up yonder, hath fell to their death.

(Tommy keeps rapping)

- Tommy and Tubbo sing while getting attacked by zombies. As they finish the song, Dream throws them several diamonds.

- Tommy tells Tubbo and Fundy that they’ve just started the showbiz business! Skeppy comes over and asks if he can invest. They decide to name it “Pathway.”

Tubbo: “We’re being told to do Heathers. What’s ‘Heathers?’”

- Dream comes over to meet them at Tommy’s Nether house. He offers to fix Tommy’s base for five diamonds. Tommy pays him and he gets to work.

Tommy: “Dream seems to be my friend now. Have I convinced him with the power of song?”

Tubbo: “Well I mean, not until you try to get your discs back.”

- Jack comes over and Tubbo murders him for being against the showbiz business.

- They discuss the future of the showbiz business as an asset to L’manburg. They start thinking of other musicals to do. Tommy only knows Little Shop of Horrors.

- Tommy tells them that they should do a flash mob to promote their new business. He suggests singing “Blitz - Parody of “Blank Space” (has swearing) by Technoblade to appeal to the Technoblade fan club -- namely, Dream and Skeppy.

- They chase after Skeppy and Jack and start a flashmob by aggressively singing Blitz at them. Tubbo then murders Skeppy.

- Fundy leaves. Tommy and Tubbo speak with Skeppy, who is furious.

Skeppy: “I have something you guys can never have.”

Tubbo: “Good spirit?”

- Tommy and Tubbo head to Skeppy’s house.

Skeppy: “Where are you? I’m gonna burn it.”

- They ask what it is that Skeppy has that’s so valuable.

Skeppy: “It’s labelled ‘Spirit...’”

- Skeppy is holding a piece of leather. Tubbo realizes, but Tommy is confused as Dream freaks out in chat.

- Skeppy was going to invest the leather into their business, but not anymore. Skeppy says goodbye. Tommy and Tubbo decide to join Dream’s side to keep him favorable to the showbusiness.

Tommy: “There’s another war, and me and you aren’t...”

Tubbo: “Aren’t what? On the L’manburg side?”

Tommy: “No, we’re on the Showbiz side now, Tubbo. That’s our new side.”

- They meet with Dream, who is still working on Tommy’s base.

Dream: That is the remains of my horse :(

Dream: Its like your disc to me

- An explosion goes off at Tommy’s house as Skeppy sets off a creeper and dies. Tommy tells Skeppy to give them Spirit

Skeppy: “Listen, I’m not looking for another war, okay? I just -- I came after the war, I came when it was all peaceful! I’m not here to start the war!”

Tommy: “Skeppy, okay okay -- here’s a better way of phrasing it: get it out, or we’re going to destroy everything you ever once loved.”

- They threaten to get rid of the number 14, then chase after Skeppy. Tommy shoots and kills him.

Dream: Skeppy. 

Skeppy: Yes my lorde

Dream: Can I have my dead horse’s leather please

- Dream is still placing dirt. 

- They bicker with Skeppy some more at Skeppy’s house. Tommy and Tubbo decide to hold him hostage. Skeppy asks why they even want the leather. Tommy replies, to gain Dream’s trust. 

- Dream tells Skeppy that he would kill both of them for the leather. Tommy and Tubbo start running to L’manburg. Skeppy invites Dream to speak with him and says that he doesn’t like them. Dream asks for the leather.

Skeppy: “You remember everything that we talked about a couple days ago, where I’m like ‘that was uncalled for, why did you go to war with them? Like, that was stupid, they didn’t even do anything wrong?’ I take everything I said back, you were COMPLETELY in the right, they were idiots, you should’ve blown up MORE of their house! I take everything back, they’re fucking-- Come to my house, I’ll give you the leather...can we go to war again? Is that on your mind?”

- They negotiate over the transfer of the leather, suspicious of the other scamming them. Skeppy knows they might just log off, and he wants them dead now.

- Dream tells Skeppy that he does have something important to them:

The discs.

- Skeppy suggests they trade the leather for the two discs.

Dream: “Skeppy, it’s too valuable!”

Skeppy: “More valuable than your horse? Huh, wow, shows how much you care--”

Dream: “Equally valuable! Equally valuable!”

Skeppy: “So if it’s equal, it’s an equal trade then. I’ll trade you right now.”

- Dream says he’ll trade Skeppy one of the discs, but Skeppy insists on two.

Dream: “Well, it only matters really to Tommy, but Tubbo is like Tommy’s...son? So.”

- Skeppy says he’d settle for one with added riches. Dream says they should return to his house, but on the Prime Path Tommy and Tubbo come running to attack. Skeppy dies and respawns at Dream’s house again. Dream kills Tommy and the battle continues just outside Dream’s house between Dream, Tommy, Tubbo and Jack Manifold.

- They join a call together. Dream tells Tommy that he hasn’t given anything away yet, but he’ll trade one of the discs for it.

Tommy: “Why?”

Dream: “Because I NEED my horse’s leather back! It’s from my horse’s dead body!”

- Part of the deal is that the disc can’t be damaged. He’ll give away Cat.

Dream: “Tommy, I HAVE to do it! One disc!"

- He doesn’t care who he gets the leather from. Tommy has one day to get the leather back from Skeppy, but Tommy says that he’ll be visiting Tubbo the next day and can’t spend the day at war.

- Dream leaves and Tommy goes to negotiate with Skeppy. He pulls out the ultimate weapon -- Skeppy’s tweets.

- #skeppyisoverparty and #tommyisoverparty both start trending on Twitter.

- Tommy and Tubbo admire Dream’s handiwork on repairing Tommy’s house, then continue negotiating with Skeppy.

- Tommy and Tubbo realize that it would be a lot easier to take the disc back from Skeppy than Dream and tell Skeppy to give Dream the leather. 

- Skeppy tells Dream he’ll give him the leather for two discs. Tommy tells Dream he has his approval. They go back and forth over one vs. two discs.

- Tommy invites Skeppy back to VC.

Tommy: “Skeppy, meet Big Q!”

“Skeppy?! SKEPPY?! Remember when you invited me on a video and I said no?!”

- Quackity tries his best to intimidate Skeppy. It doesn’t work. Skeppy leaves to continue working on his house.

- Skeppy rejoins the call to hear Tommy and Tubbo say that Quackity’s been in juvie for 41 years. They talk about the leather again.

Skeppy: I am here anytime you want to talk, Dream. There is a reason you went to war with these idiots. Remember that. Thank you.

Dream: “Skeppy...I want the leather! Do you have sympathy? It’s my dead horse, okay? My horse died, and then Sapnap took the leather from the ground.”

- Tommy and Tubbo watch through the window to watch Dream and Skeppy negotiate. Dream explains to Skeppy that there have been multiple wars on the server over the discs, and he wants control over them. There’s no point in burning them, because you would lose all trading power. 

- Dream would never trade Skeppy both, but he’s willing to give one. Skeppy asks for Netherite, but Dream doesn’t have any to trade. He used up his resources for the war.

- Skeppy agrees to the trade for one disc. Skeppy gives Dream Spirit, and Dream gives Skeppy Cat to put in his Ender Chest. The deal has been done.

- Fundy and Jack Manifold build a little house on the roof of Eret’s castle just above the throne room to claim the throne.

- Tommy asks when Dream will whitelist Quackity. Dream says right now and does so.

Tommy: “Okay so Quackity’s not joining L’manburg, but he can be our dirty little crime boy...Our man on the inside!”

- Quackity joins the call. He’s out of juvie after 43 years. Tommy tells him that Quackity can’t join L’manburg, but they can do the cartel instead. Dream says Quackity could also join his side. Quackity weighs his options.

Enter Quackity.

- They meet Quackity at Spawn. They get to the Community House and Dream throws Quackity several diamonds. Quackity thanks Dream for helping him.

Dream: “You’re very welcome. We try and get everyone to feel welcome and at home here at Dream Team SMP.”

- Tommy tells Quackity not to bond with the green bastard and starts walking down the Prime Path. Ponk comes over as well. Dream takes off all his armor.

- Quackity doesn’t want to take sides right now. Tommy fills him in on the war.

- Tommy shows Quackity his basement and puts Quackity in prison. He tries to put Dream in prison too, but Dream’s too quick and evades.

Enter The_Eret.

- Tommy notices a mark on Quackity’s face. Dream says it’s a battle scar from prison. Quackity is upset that Tommy keeps asking about his conditions.

- They show Quackity through the sewers.

- Ponk murders Jack. 

- Fundy meets Eret at the second tower to show him the scuffed redstone doors.

- Then, Fundy shows Eret what they’ve done at the castle, fencing off the throne as Fundy and Jack’s new territory. Fundy explains law in the Netherlands to Eret while they sit at a coffee table

- Eret asks if, were he to build a house above Fundy’s little cottage, he would then own that territory. 

Eret: “I think the turns have been tabled, Fundy.”

Fundy: “I think the turns have been coffee...tabled, if you wouldn’t mind.”

- They go back down to the throne and Eret says he doesn’t think this is how it works, as he still has the crown on his head.

- While Fundy struggles with his king skin, Eret builds a platform above the house at build limit, therefore reclaiming it as his territory. While he’s occupied, Fundy takes the entire throne and moves it slightly to the left.

Enter Punz.

- Punz tells Fundy that he’s fucked up. Tubbo joins the call to inform Fundy that there’s a cartel now. Punz tells Fundy that he’s killed Beenis, the original bee.

- Tubbo informs Fundy that Eret is summoning Herobrine while Fundy hides Pog the dog behind a wall. Eret finds him quickly.

- Punz joins the call to tell Fundy that he has evidence of Fundy murdering Beenis. Tubbo says he can be Fundy’s lawyer.

- Fundy puts on his king outfit. Punz and Tubbo come to the castle. Tubbo leads them all to court. He is a lawyer. They argue about who should go in the jail hole and the death hole.

- Punz tells Tubbo that he clipped evidence from his security cameras. He explains that Fundy broke the hive and it must have died.

Tubbo: “Be careful, I’m a lawyer.”

- Punz shows the evidence of Fundy breaking the hive. They debate whether the bee would have died.

Tubbo: “Oh my god, be careful I’m a lawyer.”

- Fundy says that he didn’t kidnap it, he didn’t kill it and he does not have it. Tubbo declares the first strike and asks Punz why the bee was outside. Punz says the bee usually comes back.

Tubbo: “Be careful, I’m a lawyer! Did I mention it?”

- Fundy says the enchants on his pickaxe included silk touch. Tubbo shoots Eret with an arrow.

Tubbo: “I am a lawyer! Be careful!”

...

Tubbo: (shooting Eret again) “Yeah you can. You can rename a corpse. Be careful, I’m a lawyer!”

Tubbo: “Punz, how sad are you that he’s dead on a scale of 1 to 10?”

Punz: “Just typing his name reminds me of all the memories we had.”

Tubbo: “How many memories is that? I need a number, so I can know how many, how many, how many...yeah. I’m a lawyer, be careful.”

- Tubbo makes a rough estimate of 200 and flicks another lever.

Tubbo: “I’m a lawyer, be careful!...be careful, I’m a lawyer!”

- Tubbo asks if Fundy has any valuables on him. Eret offers to hold onto anything, so Tubbo shoots him again.

Tubbo: “Be careful, I’m a lawyer, Eret! Be careful, be careful, I’m a lawyer. Yeah, I know you didn’t, and that’s why you should be careful, ‘cause I’m a lawyer.”

Tubbo: “Be careful! Be careful, I’m a lover! -- I mean lawyer. Wrong one.”

- Fundy asks to make a claim.

Tubbo: “You’ve got one lever left. Be careful, I’m a lawyer.”

- Jack Manifold arrives in a king outfit. Tubbo promptly shoots him.

Tubbo: “Jack Manifold! Be careful, I’m a lawyer!”

...

Tubbo: “Hey, hey, you don’t talk to him! Be careful I’m a lawyer but I’m out of ar -- Punz, do you have any arrows? ...Thank you I’m a lawyer, thank you I’m a lawyer.”

“Guys! Be careful, I’m a lawyer!”

“Hey! Be careful, I’m a lawyer, I’m a lawyer. How much camera in -- the -- is there?...Okay, well you can’t leave that cell, so we’re gonna have to if this doesn’t work -- be careful I’m a lawyer, Jack Manifold. Be careful. Be careful I’m a lawyer! Be careful, Eret, I’m a lawyer. (he shoots Eret again) No no no, that was just a lawyer shot.”

“Everyone be quiet, I’m a lawyer! Okay...so order in the lawyer! Order in the lawyer, everyone.”

- Punz suddenly murders Fundy. Tubbo tells them all to be careful, he’s a lawyer, as Fundy looks into his Ender Chest and sees the beehive there. Tubbo asks if Fundy wants to sue Punz, he’s a lawyer.

Jack: “Tubbo, Tubbo...so what do you do for a living?”

Tubbo: “I’m...I’m...I paint...sofas.”

- Tubbo declares them all L’Lawyerberg. They’re doing independence again. They all head back to the castle, having created Dream SMP’s newest law firm.

The End.

#in case you thought that Season One was any less off-the-walls chaotic as the new lore #dream smp #dream smp recaps #long posts #this is legitimately one of my favorite days of SMP history #and I wanted to share it lol

[zackcrazyvalentine]

Can i raise you the idea of a genre savvy Mc? By that i mean Mc somehow know about Disney and a big fan of it, so when they take one look at the Twst boys they went “oh shit!” because they knew about the boys upcoming fate if they keep being like this. Hence the the various operation to help the villain and resulting them to slowly fallen for Mc but they’re to dense to realize that and too busy fangirling over the boys because they basically living their childhood dream

As someone who grew up with many Disney movies... I’ve asked myself if MC is at all from our Earth or from an Earth without Disney

Because, really, WHO WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO AT LEAST IDENTIFY OE OF THE GREAT SEVEN STATUES?!?!? AND THE MOUSE ON THE MIRROR!!!

genre savvy MC: I never imagined being the hero was THIS exhausting!

MC trying to remember the movie plots, being thankful of the dream sequences they have, because they help refresh their memory and guide them about the actions they have to do (or make others do) in order to stop the overblots

The magic in this world entwining with their favorite fairytales leaves them tingling and speechless, they never imagined actually befriending people who look and act so similar to those characters they adored watching!

IMAGINE IF THEY HUM ONE SONG AND CROWLEY IS TREMENDOUSLY SURPRISED! “Where did you learn that, child?! That-That is a song of old!”

“...aaaa.... Ramshackle... ghosts.... and echoes...?” 

It’s then when he actually keeps an eye out for them.

What exactly do these melodies hold that have him on edge?

MC better not get any idea of singing one of the villains’ songs for now

Genre savvy MC takes it even more to heart to befriend their beloved Tsunotaro! Maleficent did seem to always hold a grudge towards humans due to not being invited anywhere.... Well, they’re now here to make a change!

Imagine MC being just as perplexed with who Jack, Ortho, Silver and Sebek truly represent from the movies lol

Is Silver both, the Sword of Truth and Princess Aurora? Or is there someone in RSA that represents Aurora?   Is Sebek Maleficent’s lighting, her minions, the Shield of Virtue and Prince Philip?   Why would the sword and shield be categorized as “evil”?

So many questions... guess they must leave the movie play itself to decipher all the secrets and easter eggs

Meanwhile, as they have the different events at NRC, MC fans about how pretty everything is!! (Maybe they cried with the Dance and Wishes one~ ...like your dear dumb author here lol)

Basically: A WONDERFUL (and sometimes scary) EXPERIENCE!!! BUT THEY ARE DEFINITELY LOVING THEIR TIME SPENT BEFRIENDING EVERYONE AND NOTICING DETAILS THEY NEVER DID BEFORE IN THE MOVIES!!

Oh, MC... if only you knew about the herd of boys you have charmed with your heroic royal aura and actions~

#zask #I really liked this twist on the MC!! #deeply relate to it! #twisted wonderland #twst mc #twst incorrect quotes