#mario kart who?

[idkaguyorsomething]

So many options with equal potential for hilarity, homoeroticism, and bloodshed. ¡Elaborate on you pick in the tags and reblog please!

#doctor who #doctor who spoilers #doctor who 60th anniversary #the giggle #the giggle spoilers #the master #not sure which version it was so uhhh #they all get tagged yippee #dhawan!master #gomez!master #missy doctor who #simm!master #roberts!master #ainley!master #delgado!master #the toymaker #the power of the doctor #mario kart

[milfhandholder]

Idk if this makes sense but the Malto bots are siblings who are genuinely close with one another and have a special bond, the seeker trine are siblings who'd kill each other over a videogame

#shout out to my brother who got mad that I beat him in MK 11 by spamming Jade's spinkick lmao #Novaspark would win mario kart and Screamers would look at her and say 'you're adopted' #transformers #transformers earthspark #earthspark #tf earthspark #hashtag malto #twitch malto #nightshade malto #thrash malto #jawbreaker malto #skywarp #novastorm #starscream earthspark #Starscream

[princessgiggles333]

in another universe, mihawk (single father of perona and zoro) and robin (married to franky and mother of chopper) are goth siblings. which means chopper is perona and zoro’s little cousin that they give the unplugged xbox controller to at family gatherings to make him think he’s playing with them

#perona: look chopper ur winning! #chopper who didn’t know what the fuck mario kart was 5 mins ago and has been aimlessly smashing buttons: :D #chopper finds out they haven’t actually been letting him play and snitches #zoro and perona proceed to get in trouble with aunt robin #one piece #frobin #nico robin #one piece franky #dracule mihawk #hawkeye mihawk #mihawk #one piece mihawk #zoro #roronoa zoro #one piece zoro #perona #one piece perona #father mihawk #tony tony chopper #one piece chopper

[theminecraftbee]

oh hey! per joe's newsletter he's hosting another mario kart stream this week! on thursday the 9th at 10 am est, joe will be streaming mario kart with impulse, oli orionsound, martyn, lizzie, sausage, and jimmy! that's... such a set of people to play mario kart together guys i am VERY EXCITED for this one,

#hermitcraft #empires smp #joe hills #impulsesv #oli orionsound #martyn inthelittlewood #ldshadowlady #mythicalsausage #jimmy solidarity #tagging everyone so everyone sees this #no word on who will be streaming of this group but joe at least definitely will #and meanwhile ILL BE ON THE BUS WHEN THIS STARTS TRAGEDY #HOW AM I MEANT TO WATCH MARIO KART IN THESE CONDITIONS

[whaliiwatching]

no way!!! it's Other Characters!!!!!

#spider man: into the spiderverse #spider man: across the spider verse #peni parker #margo kess #sp//drbyte #spdrbyte #peter porker #sp//dr #spider byte #spider ham #totally not for a potential fic of mine nooooooooo why would you say thaaaaaaaat #amusing to me that i have only drawn ham once and its been as a human #his outfit/style is based on 60s era hippies bc 1956-70 was the silver age of comics!! #im not a comic aficionado but that era seemed like the right vibe #other than he's just john mulaney w dwarfism. bc spiderham is just john mulaney as a superpowered pig #and then ofc cute stem girlfriends #90s emo x bubblegum femme happening right before ur eyes #theyre adorable together but dont let them deceive you #lyla is AFRAID of them #gamer gfs who trash everyone at mario kart!!! #and also trash miguel's surveillance tech!! and portal tracking!!! #theyre parked at lovers' point watching the stars from inside sp//dr right now. they told me so

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

More silly MXTX polls to mull over for the week:

#poll #svsss #mdzs #tgcf #EDIT: JINGLES MISERABLY: I thought this was set for a week...not a day....Sigh...... #Thought about doing this just for mdzs but there are too many characters for a proper poll and im not strong enough to do a tournement. #So now its just the main duos (+anyone else who manages to be a strong contender. Freedom of expression and all) #I think its fun to put characters in scenarios! I also think its more interesting to raise the stakes. #You may imagine any situation what gets all 6 into the same room for a Mario Partio Kartio event. #The question is who is the most cringe and fail. For the humour of the situation! #and yes - as always (unless it gets rancid again) I will have a comic for the results at the end of the week <3 #This poll is a shout out to people like me who are bad at video games and suffer whenever mario kart comes out at parties. #I mean it with my whole ass that I should not be given a controller. #No I'm not trying to hide my abilities or be humble. Dont do it. #Yes I have played a *lot* of mario kart for the wii. No I'm not good.

[issuesntissues]

when 141 plays Mario Kart !!!

Price

what the hell is this—

doesn't know how to throw items

keeps falling off the map

has had enough of red shells

thinks Bowser is cool

never wants to play again, the sensory overload is atrocious

Ghost

knows what he's doing but pretends not to.

if he's 1st, he's silent while everyone else yells at each other

if he gets last consistently, he'll rage quit silently

always picks King Boo and uses bikes.

Soap

this mf needs a leash. tryhard ™️

knows all the shortcuts and maximizes drifts

in his mind, if he's not first, he's last

gets the gamer lean when he's locked in

almost always misses 1st place because of a random shell (and will question everybody about who threw it 💀 )

picks Isabelle & Yoshi on bikes

Gaz

him and soap together are the loudest, they're both just too good

loves tormenting soap by throwing red shells backwards

is a whole mile in front of everybody else

picks Peach and Luigi on bikes

always says gg's 🫶

!! BONUS !!

Laswell

the most relaxed, always places top 4

always lands her green shells

thinks soap is insufferable but enjoys playing with gaz

if graves is playing she won't play until he rage quits

tries to help Price but gives up (the man can't even stay on the map—)

Picks Toadette and Bowser Jr. on karts

Graves

better than price, but worse than everybody else

the shit talking is unbelievable

throws bananas ahead and then runs into them—

throws shells backwards and they bounce right back and hit his ass

always says shit after throwing a red shell

gaz and soap gang up on him to make him leave 💀

picks Donkey Kong and Roy, hates bikes

Konig

sweaty palms ™️

apologizes after throwing red shells

if he's in the top 3 he's nervous

know's what he's doing but tries to be unnoticeable

consistently gets crazy eights 🤔

always says gg's no matter what place he's in

picks Koopa Troopa or Shy Guy on karts (he gets nervous on bikes)

Keegan

this man can play on 200cc

acts like he doesn't want to play, but is the only one who can beat Gaz

says nothing the whole time (it's kind of infuriating)

will use green shells & bananas as offensive defense

mutters gg's then gets up & leaves, but will eavesdrop & enjoy the commencing arguing

always picks Baby Rosalina or Villager, with both bikes & karts

#hc #headcanon #who doesn't love Mario kart #call of duty #john price #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #kyle gaz garrick #phillip graves #konig cod #keegan p russ #just wait until they play uno— #or overcooked

[guardians-restart]

I refuse to believe those two are not just oversized teenagers

shirts sponsored by Quill, obviously. He picked a lot of trinkets on earth for all of the guardians :DD

#they play mario kart together and have a silent alliance to cheat rocket out of his money at every game of monopoly #i dont take criticism #nobody can tell me adam who got PREMATURELY taken out of his cocoon is a full blown adult #and i am nOT letting 2nd Groot grow up i dont care what the canon says hes baby and he stays baby #teen groot #adam warlock #gotg #guardians of the galaxy vol 3 #hehe first gotg post on the new blog #ryba has a pencil

[jmgangel]

Shuake wedding but each of the Phantom Thieves keep objecting for increasingly ridiculous reasons.

#like the pts very happy for them but they’re also the worst #Ryuji: objection Akiren beat me in mario kart #Futaba: objection they can’t get married until Akiren watches all the neo featherman movies #Yusuke: objection the longer the wedding goes on the more free food there is right #this is mostly a joke #who’s gonna write this fic cuz it’s not gonna be me (it’ll probably be me😔) #persona 5 #goro akechi #shuake #akeshu #akechi goro #persona 5 royal #phantom thieves #justmythoughts

[pianokantzart]

After further research, I can now confidently say that Luigi called Mario "Yah-yoh" when they were babies.

#mario headcanons #Super Mario Bros #Super Mario Brothers #Mario #Luigi #Source: Hanging out with a toddler who keeps trying to say ''Mario'' #He's mostly familiar with the character through watching me play Mario Kart #he's in his car phase so he looooves it #keeps pointing at the TV and shouting ''CARS''

[tom-is-online]

Got bored. Decided who each PJSK character mains in Mario Kart 8

#mafuyu is mario cuz when she goes into the select screen she picks whoever its on #she doesnt fucking care who it is #also i will die on the hill of an bowser jr #ken mains bowser for the record #pjsk #pjsekai #proseka #leo/need #more more jump #vivid bad squad #wonderland x showtime #nightcord at 25:00 #25 ji nightcord de #project sekai #shitpost #mario kart 8 #mario kart

[bobombogenesis]

I was scouring Hot Topic's site for Bob-omb merch and stumbled across this shirt.

you go, Bowser, get you some

I thought this one was funny too:

Luigi, why aren't you standing with the other heroes

why are you way over there

next to the bad guy

just the two of you

why Luigi

Edit: bonus retro Bowuigi

Bowser's face, lmao

#bowuigi #seriously the mario kart one cracks me up #that there is a king who knows what he wants #which is a piece of that green plumber #and i did find an awesome bob-omb shirt #like i really need another one

[donutdrawsthings]

Hello there! I just wanted to say, I found your amazing art and I love your OC Doctor Who cast. It's inspired me to revisit my old OC from so long ago. Thank you. Sincerely, thank you. Is there anywhere I can read up about them? (Also, do you ever possibly open up commissions at all...?)

thank you so much!! That's so sweet of you to say!!

I have been trying to write a story for these characters, yes :oD but I'm a little bit stuck at the moment. It's about how they met and the mysterious information-eating worm that's roaming at Elisa's school.

as of now though, the best place to see all their info in one place is on my Toyhou.se!

And right now I'm not really in a position to open commissions, but thank you for taking interest!

#oc #ocs #the one who shone #fan regeneration #donutdrawsthings #doctor who #doctor who fanart #doctor who oc #doctor who art #doctor who fan character #fan character #mario kart #ask #talkies #elisa #the doctor #doctor oc

[galaxygermdraws]

I finally beat LM3. Took...well it came out in 2019 and I restarted it sometime last year so. I’ve had the game for a while heh. Anyways I beat it and drew this. Also Robo Mario design because I miss him and in my head he and Gooigi are like brothers. I mean they basically are.

(relogs with tags/comments are appreciated. Thankyuuuuu)

#luigi's mansion 3 #luigi's mansion #king boo #luigi #luigi mario #gooigi #robo mario #tw glowing eyes #tw glowing #ask to tag #germdraws #germ draws #super mario #for those who are like. new here ig #robo mario is from the mario kart arcade games #he was a robotic rival for mario. #i like to think that metal mario in mk8 is just robo mario. it helps me sleep at night #because like. mario does not need to get 2 robotic rivals this ISNT sonic. #and metal mario is a power up also #i dont like the idea that metal mario is its own person. its like dry bowser. its weird #but anyway yea robo mario was made by e gadd if the lil logo on his hat doesnt give it away. similarly gooigi is ALSO made by e gadd so #siblings

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I forced all my younger sister’s classmates into the Funky Stadium from Mario Kart and made them all Battle Royale to the death. Somehow, my actual sister was not there.

#dream #yes this was a fever dream #I was very upset about who won when I woke up #mario kart #game #gaming #super mario #funky stadium #sister #younger sister #family #classmate #school #battle royale #death tw #violence tw #horror #nightmare

[meanya]

I think one of the worst problems with having the ADHD Internal 24/7 Radio Station, "the only station that broadcasts directly to your brain, from your brain!" is when you have to read words.

I purposefully don't put on music when I read so I can focus on the words of the text... but that doesn't matter because the ADHD Internal 24/7 Radio Station is playing the same song on repeat for the next 2 hours and I have to try and block it out as best I can to absorb the information from the text.

#Who else's brain tuned to the station? #anya rambles #adhd student #adhd stuff #adhd memes #adhd things #adhd #adhdlife #add #neurodiverse stuff #neurodivergencies #neurodivergent #actually neurodiverse #adhd inattentive #adhd problems #musical memes #Sometimes I even sing the words I'm trying to read along with the tune bumping in my head to see if I can get through that way #Anyways my station's flipping back and forth between Satisfaction - Elvis Presely and the Coconut Mall theme from Mario Kart