#male is unnatural

[haggishlyhagging]

“The Adam and Eve myth, possibly the single most effective piece of enemy propaganda in the long history of the sex war, had other crucial implications. It performed the essential task of putting man first in the scheme of things; for in all the father god religions, Judaism, Christianity and Islam, God creates man first: woman is born after man, framed of an insignificant and expendable lump of his bony gristle, and taken out of him like a child from its mother. Essentially this is just one of the countless attempts of womb-envious men to usurp women's power of birth: with a swift piece of patriarchal prestidigitation, God reverses biology and stands nature on its head with the birth of his man-child, in defiance of evolution, where men and women evolved together, and of life itself, where woman gives birth to man. God now assumed the power of all new life—all the monotheisms taught that God alone created and breathed life into each fetus, using the woman in whom he lodged it simply as an "envelope," in the Islamic phrase.”

-Rosalind Miles, Who Cooked the Last Supper?

#male entitlement #anti religion #male is unnatural #female is natural #ex christian #radfemsafe

[testoster0ne]

simon

#yummy #male #eggplant #testosterone #video #yall think he stuffed??? #looks a bit unnatural

[askbloatedbellyblog]

Ron Kamonohashi's Forbidden Deductions Belly Sighting

So a great new series called Ron Kamonohashi's Forbidden Deductions (Though the other version of the title is Ron Kamonohashi: Deranged Detective which I think just sounds cooler) is a new anime based on the manga by Akira Amano. She's created some other great series like Reborn and élDLIVE and has done the designs for characters in Psycho Pass. But this marks at least the third time that series she's associated with have had great belly content like here and here.

Ron Kamonohashi is a disgraced detective, forbidden from actually solving crimes due to an incident in his past. He uses his friend and police officer Totomaru Isshiki to help him solve crimes for...reasons.

Anyway, Ron loves brown sugar syrup and here he is after he ate extremely well at a buffet. It's even canon to the manga too!

I love this clip and it came out of nowhere. Plus I love him hola hooping and making himself sick here because he's a doof and had this on his wish list of things to do. He definitely should and probably could eat more. Since there's only one video per post I'll post this with the clip showing his spread right before too.

#The reasons are really good vore reasons #belly kink #stuffing #male stuffing #is this considered sickness or emeto? #Sick yes though he's just dumb #ron kamonohashi #Ron Kamononohash's Forbidden Deductions #Ron Kamonohashi: Deranged Detective #Feed him #He could eat enough to get stuck in that hola hoop #It sounds like he could have more #I know a spoiler that makes it sound like his food coma was unnatural so he could have more #burp #there's a small burp in the manga panel #burp kink #Man I also love that aerial view in the manga shot #bloated belly

[howlsnteeth]

i haven't been sleeping at night so i've come up with an extremely detailed creature who i've called chri (pronounced similar to "tree") and a monster species which she's an outlier from

#i mean the biggest thing is that she's learned to mimic speech when the rest of her species can't do that #also she's fucking huge/unnaturally pale/has a larger 'antler' spread than others + usually males have that #idk how to tag this uhhh #horror art #monster art #oc #chri

[possamble]

realizing im kind of a weirdo about laios and marcille

#possramble #ignore this im just babbling but #the thing is that like. i don't ship laios and marcille together. their relationship is so so important to me in that laios comphets himsel #and THINKS that he might be in love with her but he isn't and that's my insane obsession #platonic soulmates for real but they're so sweet together that i fully expect them to be shipped together #like i get it. that's almost the appeal for me. if dungeon meshi were any other series there'd be an epilogue where they get married #convention dictates that they're meant to be together as the male protagonist and his beloved female deuteragonist #but dungeon meshi DOESNT do that and i love it so fucking much they're the comphet besties ever for my strange little brain #like if i ever did an arranged marriage au it would absolutely be laios and marcille having a platonic political marriage and then just #the most insane mutual pining with marcille and falin while laios and marcille struggle their way into becoming best friends #the imagery of the king and his beautiful court mage being tender to each other and everyone thinking they're in love is like catnip to me #like yeah they'd be like that and have no idea people think they should be together and the subversion makes me so obsessed #the more people ship them romantically. the more i enjoy their platonic dynamic it's like some sort of weird comphet fetishism idk #people think they're in love and im outside the window like YES... YES!!! #but also the second i see stuff of them kissing on the mouth or fucking im like oh god no i went too deep in here i gotta get out #don't wanna see that. i'll go feral over the idea of laios and marcille being arm-in-arm like king and queen but they would not fuck. #i want marcille to be his default comphet beard and dance partner/plus one at official royal events but they're not kissing. #she's there on his arm because he's scared of the other noble women tryna get him and being a baby about it #and people see them muttering to each other and laughing and generally being very sweet and think that they're dating but they're not. #she's actually covered in hickies from falin underneath her dress and is gonna get dragon dicked right after the party is over #like she's in her bedroom and falin's helping her take her ridiculous dress off while listening to her complain about politics #and falin is the person she goes home to the person she falls asleep to and wakes up with #they're a triad of utter devotion to each other but only farcille's side of the triangle is romantic #it's almost like an open secret because they're not trying to hide it at all but people assume and are surprised to find out #like people are so right about her relationship with the toudens but with the siblings' roles switched #love of her life & irreplaceable life companion. does anyone get it #anyway. i don't know what's wrong with me #it bothers me that they're not the undisputed most popular het ship for marcille on ao3 #it's unnatural. marcille being paired with any other man should be a fringe case.

[fortunaestalta]

#artists on tumblr #ai artwork #alternative #unnatural nature study #“Rhinocerii Iguanadon” #last surviving male of the species #“Another Day/Another Reptile”

[forcedhesitation]

my younger brother recently started playing bald gay three and his opinions are exactly as rancid as I anticipated from a straight guy in his 20s who told me it's "weird" for me to play a male tiefling because "tieflings should only be girls."

#bg3 #thoughts about media #yeah idk what I did to deserve this but it feels like an unnaturally cruel punishment for it. #I'll spare anyone who reads this his godawful takes on the characters. I'm sure you can guess who he likes/dislikes. #his tav is a lawful good human male paladin.🙄 if you needed further help guessing....

[iamthekaijuking]

The reveal of primal malzeno as sunbreak’s final boss ended up postponing the malzeno vid, so UHC will be waiting till the last title update to continue working on it.

Instead we got a seltas vid, and while I didn’t have a part in this one since I’m mostly the phylogenetics and anatomy guy, @krmoaten-blog made art for the video so go give her a follow. And also I prompted an interesting conversation between my fellow poopenshitters about the pincers on seltas queen.

Seltas are obviously meant to be rhinoceros beetles since Capcom modeled the male’s anatomy as closely to Dynastinae as they could with 3DS graphics (and rhinoceros beetles are kinda big in Japan so it was only a matter of time till we got a monster of one), and they even gave him an aedeagus! The insect equivalent of a penis. The mantid-like claws aren’t really indicative of evolutionary relation since raptorial appendages are a pretty easy thing to evolve in arthropods.

The queens are pretty odd though and are almost larviform in anatomy. And while she also matches up with beetle anatomy pretty well, her pincers threw me for a loop since beetles don’t have abdomen pincers. At first I thought they were derived from parts of the vagina but after bugging @revretch about it it seems that there isn’t a part of the vagina that can be modified into pincers. So the theory I came up with and shared is that it’s a modified forked aedeagus.

My theory is that seltas queens don’t face too much pressure to retain normal reproductive systems since they’re making 100% of the decisions when it comes to reproduction, and eventually became intersex like moles but with weird aedeaguses. Eventually they evolved to actually put those aedeaguses to use by giving them joints to hold onto mates during reproduction and it just kinda went from there.

So tldr, there are no female seltas. Only males and hulking cannibalistic “queens”.

As far as my thoughts on them go I think they’re amazing and seltas is definitely the best beginner monster. I also love their designs and seltas queen is a giant arthropod done right, with her massive columnar legs that don’t end in points. Whenever I design giant arthropods I actually reference her.

Follow my poopenshitter friends who have tumblrs! @dappercritter, @lizard-legendarium, Krmoaten, @astralarchilocus, @glavenychus

#UHC #unnatural history channel #monhun #monsterhunter #monster hunter #monster hunter biology #speculative biology #speculative evolution #speculative zoology #speculative anatomy #krmoaten-blog #revretch #seltas #seltas queen #i honestly feel bad for the males #Youtube

[laughableillusions]

Hey man I love doing these things so here you go I was up at 4am with the worst migraine ever so I had to do something to pass the time whilst the medication kicked in

#yes Jareth is 6’8 no I do not care about Bowie’s actual height #I love making him weird and unnatural #basically they’re both insane but Nick is less vocal and dramatic about it #he/it but in a fae way #Jareth has no gender but he’s like I GUESS I can be seen as one or the other #tehe #ship meme #oc x canon #my ocs #jareth x reader #jareth the goblin king #jareth x male reader #labyrinth 1986 #labyrinth #f/o meme #self ship

[haggishlyhagging]

Resentful of the women's monopoly of all nature's rhythms, men were driven to invent their own. In origin, however, these male-centered rituals consisted of no more than attempts to mimic the biological action of women's bodies, a debt openly acknowledged by many still-surviving Stone Age cultures: "in the beginning we had nothing . .. we took these things from the women."

Rosalind Miles, Who Cooked the Last Supper?

#male nature #rosalind miles #female is natural #male is unnatural

[pinkfey]

controversial opinion perhaps BUT i would be fine with jack’s main outfit being topless only if they had fully committed and freed her nips ✊😔

#i just feel like she was never objectified for it and no shirt + full tattoos + baggy pants is a sick ass character design i like it a lot #*in game #(or maybe she was objectified in game and i can’t remember it :/) #like i’d even argue it isn’t a plot hole that she’s half naked bc her biotics are supposed to be unnaturally strong right?? #so her biotic barrier would act as armor in that regard bc it would be double that of a regular barrier #IDK maybe i’m making excuses i just think that while i’m certain her nudity was conceptualized for the male gaze #it wasn’t presented that way in game. honestly it seems like more of a shock value thing which makes sense for jack she’s supposed to shock #and i just think her nudity isn’t an inherently bad thing !! and i like it as part of her character !! #also ​the belt bra is an atrocity and (i think) the trace evidence that her toplessness was intended for men to enjoy #so yeah belt bra and intent kill it for me but i don't think we need to be covering jack up in vests and jackets to undo that intent !! #anyways um. i will recontextualize jack’s nudity i am recontextualizing it !! #anyways.txt #jasmine plays mele

[weremustelidae]

do you ever have headcanons that you never consciously came up with, it just popped into your head one day and became part of your life

#roo makes a post #seeing ted referred to as male feels so unnatural to me like he's literally nonbinry. no he isn't but he is. trust me

[pachoulifishart]

Jenny's best friend Olyphant comforting her after a Very Bad Incident. Backstory wholesomeness I had to try painting.

Siobhán "Jenny" McCaul belongs to me. Olyphant Coelho-Greer belongs to Shoo/Luc

♥ Deviantart ♥ Twitter

#artists on tumblr #comfort #platonic #cute besties #jenny mccaul #olyphant coelho-greer #unnatural disasters rp #mistral #digital painting #digital illustration #original character #female #male #cuddle #poc characters

[icannotgetoverbirds]

love love love being forced to go downstairs where they have the tv blaring at full blast for an appointment only to find out that the person I'm meeting with isn't going to be in today (and she didn't bother to send me an email to cancel it) and then on top of that when i see the aggressively heterosexual aggressively monogamous and amatonormative scene on tv about a woman being more attracted to her male partner for getting jealous because it's "caveman"-like and i joke that I'll never understand monogamous people, getting told by the security guard there that it's human nature to get jealous of your partner's exes, implying very casually that polyamory is somehow less natural. I told the guard I exist as proof otherwise and was met with "yeah well you're the exception not the rule" it doesn't make me any less natural???? it doesn't make me any less human???

i should not have to justify my existence to random ignorant monogamous people for the crime of making a light hearted joke.

#byrd chirps #I'm so sick and tired of this shit and this is literally the first time I've gotten a comment like this #it's not even true???? most animals are not monogamous!!!! #and even among those that are generally monogamous there are usually polyamorous individuals??? #i know I'm applying human labels to animal behaviors but it tracks for these purposes #thinking about that one species of primate where almost all of them are in throuples of one female and two males #because the females usually give birth to twins #and almost all of the rest of them are in some sort of polycule #if anything monogamous humans are the odd ones out #but do i go and imply that monogamy is unnatural? no! #I don't personally understand it maybe but it's just as natural as polyamory #and frankly whether or not something is natural is reductive anyways #im a queer little fucking freak and you'd better get used to my presence because I'm not going anywhere #i fought hard to be able to live this life and I'm not about to let some small minded woman undermine that

[who-the-hell-even-are-you]

Nancy in pink looks like she has Barbie proportions

#strictly come dancing #why does that outfit make her head so unnaturally large #she doesn’t normally look like that #I think it may be the gloves? #but idk #Nancy and Carlos in pink just looks Wrong™️ #and ngl I’m not a fan of the female dancers in the purple morph suits either #the male dancers in their sparkly purple are the only ones that look like real people