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in the Sims world, 'woohoo' is a highly inappropriate word and it is considered taboo to say it around children. For this reason, a very popular life simulator franchise, wanting to include this aspect of life while keeping it kid-friendly, replaces 'woohoo' with some goofy nonsense word like "sex"

#roo makes a post #the sims

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imagine Alex learning that Shane is also into gridball and declaring that they're besties now. Invites him over to watch a game on TV on the weekends (Shane's not allowed to bring alcohol though). NOT a shipping post i just like the mental image of this sweet college student latching onto this washed-up 30+ y/o dude by virtue of them being the only two people in town who are at all interested in sports

#roo makes a post #stardew valley #sdv alex #sdv shane #👩‍🌾 #mostly i just like the idea of shane actually having friends

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something about the idea of writing just a regular post but making it in the fake post format instead of just posting it normally is so funny to me

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#roo makes a post #colored text #post is now cancelled because my url isn't antarcticwerewolf anymore so the joke doesn't land as well

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grabs you by the shoulders and shakes you. not everything has to be about romance

#roo makes a post #aro #aromantic #romance repulsed

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trying to tell potterheads to stop buying harry potter and its merch (yes even secondhand, yes even pirating it, yes even making it yourself) is like talking to a brick wall i swear to god

#roo makes a post

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volcano shake em up is a strong contender for fastest-acting fandom heritage post. i need you all to know that as of when i'm writing this (9:14 pm EDT on september 22nd 2022) that the original post we're all referencing isn't even a full 24 hours old yet

#roo makes a post #🦇 #volcano shake em up

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i love danny phantom fan content but i feel weird engaging because i've only seen like 2 episodes of the show. and it's engrained in me not to get into fandoms without first being familiar with the source.

but I know danny phantom is nowhere near as good as the fandom makes it. It's a mediocre 2000s cartoon. made by butch hartman. I don't want to watch it but also i do

#you know something's wrong when one of the fandom's most beloved characters literally doesn't even exist in canon #i think i've picked up enough lore through osmosis thoug h #this post brought to you by me staying up until midnight reading a 40k dp fanfic #...and i have a 120k fic open in another tab #roo makes a post #danny phantom

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i think giving grandpa a better bed would disrupt some sort of balance in the universe

#roo makes a post #stardew valley

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that time of the year where everyone gets really mad at mojang for a few weeks and then goes back to normal

#roo makes a post #minecraft #i am not immune 😔

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fuck you (aromanticizes your fave)

#roo makes a post #aromantic #this was going 2 say aromanticizes your vampire but that was too specific #but the real ones know of whom i speak

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what music do you think Sebastian StardewValley listens to. you're not allowed to say MCR because it's too obvious

#roo makes a post #stardew valley #sdv sebastian

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ONE MUST IMAGINE SISYPHUS TRYING TO GET A ROD OF DISCORD

#terraria #roo makes a post #🌳 #GIVE IT TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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happy phineas and ferb to all who celebrate

#roo makes a post #phineas and ferb #as someone who also had my own dearest beloved media that i thought was done forever make an epic comeback recently.. #congratulations

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buying the bouquet in stardew valley is so embarrassing like ooou everyone in this general store heard that i'm planning to ask someone out. by the time i haul my ass up the mountain to give this to Maru she'll already know about it

#the mermaid's pendant? now that's much better #let me just make a deal with the ghost on the edge of the beach that only appears when it's raining #roo makes a post #stardew valley #👩‍🌾

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i have no reason to believe bdubs actually is lying when he says he's 5'10, but the way he talks about it really makes it seem like he's lying

#roo makes a post #hermitcraft #bdoubleo100

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[Image Description: A drawing of the main 5 characters from Kid n' Teenagers with their updated designs. The characters, in order of left to right, are Aiden, Chris (with Foofy), Ted, Betty (with Lily), and Nick. The drawing is signed "Tundra Echos 2022." End Image Description.]

feel like i'm dreaming rn... the gang is back together!!!

characters belong to @z-t00n

#roo makes a post #💀 #my art #kid n teenagers