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people have got to stop overusing existential/cosmic horror when it comes to animals just Experiencing Things

like flies know what a human is. they know they are very small and other animals are very large. they've lived around megafauna as long as there have been flies. having animals the size of mountains to them is just normal.

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Ny little sister was explaining the plot of Septimus Heap, and she forgot the villain’s name. So she just called him Joe. Iconic.

I did look up his name though, and his name is DomDaniel, which sounds like a cringy Alpha Male account on tiktok, but is in fact, a dude’s name.

#🧙‍♂️

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Since the r-slur is making a comeback (you know, the word that starts with R, has six letters, and ends in D), I'm gonna make a little PSA:

Yes, it's an ableist slur.

Terms like "asshat," "head-up-ass," "up their own ass," and "high on their own farts" exist. There's also words like crap, dogshit, half-assed, assclown, and chucklefuck. And on the less vulgar side, there are terms like ridiculous, nonsense, train wreck, pointless, insipid, self-absorbed, pretentious, annoying, boring, contemptible, vile, and disgusting.

Substituting words like restarted, poptarted, brain damaged, smoothbrain, etc. is still ableist, because either 1. you obviously still mean the r-word, or 2. you're still using disability as an insult.

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One thing that's vitally important to remember is that feeling ''weirded out'' is not a form of harm. It is a completely normal part of socializing. It is the feeling of encountering something unfamiliar. In order to be a kind person, you must learn to how to distinguish between "harmful" and "weird." And then you must accept the weird.

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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders

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not “oh my god it’s just a tv show” as in you are not allowed to find genuine joy and form a true connection to fiction, but “oh my god it’s just a tv show” as in, if it legitimately stresses you out and impacts your mood when things don’t happen exactly the way you want them to, and it causes you to lash out at other - real - people, maybe you need to take a massive step back.

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#no id #fave

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I was exploring some ocean ruins when I noticed the roof of a village house hiding on a cliffside, and found an entire underground community inside a lush cave! (ft photobombing allays)

conveniently, I got an empty map from the ruins so I opened it up and...

there's nothing on the surface but paths

I guess it got too cold for the villagers so they moved underground

This place is my new muse

#mine and my dad's world has a village like this!! it's not in a lush cave though so it doesn't look as awesome as this #and much like people in the notes have discovered‚ creating another world with the same seed doesn't work #⛏ #alt text

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY CAN'T DO THIS! IT ISNT RIGHT

#my one and only association with kum & go #is that one danny gonzalez video about some weird internet scandal that happened involving it #and then someone took THAT video and cut it down to just the times he said the word “cum” #no id #nsfw

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werewolves and wolves, reblog to awoooooooooooooooooooo

#werewolf

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"We need more weird queer people!" Apparently y'all STILL can't even handle aromantics

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[Image Description: A Minecraft screenshot of a boat hovering several blocks in the air. End Image Description.]

Yeah sure man, whatever floats your boat

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#chilchuck appeared to me in a dream

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#chilchuck appeared to me in a dream #(technically i haven't read it YET because the library doesn't have any copies available right now)

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the problem with watching doctor who as a child is that a small part of your brain can never completely give up the idea that the doctor exists. if i saw a blue police box materialize out of thin air i would not be anywhere near surprised enough.

#🕒

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we are so ableist about memory. people with good memory take for granted the fact that they can recall as much as they can, and use that to taunt, guilt and threaten people with memory issues. many neurotypes and mental illnesses cause memory lapses. traumatic brain injuries can cause memory lapses. brain cancer can cause memory lapses.

even if your memory is good, it's not right to guilt someone because they can't remember something. trust me, people with memory problems are desperately trying to remember: it's just that we literally can't. it is a very literal "i can't remember".

#what a timely post (mom got mad at me earlier for forgetting to do something)

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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

#no id #ai generated #unreality #fave