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I’m literally always saying this

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Kill Bill: Vol. 1 2003 | dir. Quentin Tarantino

#she was soooo slay

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#palestine #death to America

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Kill Bill: Volume 1 2003, dir. Quentin Tarantino

#she was so slay.

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KILL BILL: VOLUME 1 2003, dir. Quentin Tarantino

#watched this yesterday #soooo fucking fun

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what i love about mlp fim is that the power of friendship is not a symbolic thing it is a real and tangible force so potent it can be channeled into killing people

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it's cool how these cost almost as much as my house

#good lord

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Argylle is over the top but I fully believe if this movie came out in 2005 it would be considered a cult classic now that everybody would say "they don't make movies like this anymore"

Like that was just so much fun and twists and insanity and people are far too obsessed with realism over just having fun insane stories

#NO FR BC IT WAS A FUN WHIMSICAL SPY MOVIE!!!! #I LOVED IT

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DUA LIPA in Argylle (2024)

#she slayed here

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my only gripe with Argylle is that there was a perfectly legitimate and justified (narratively) opportunity to make Henry Cavill and John Cena kiss passionately and nobody took it

#nah fr #I’d like to think she made them gay HAHA

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Penis comic but with 1993 Doomguy face sprites

#HEHAHEHAHAH #doom #Doomguy #doom slayer #doom 1993 #doom eternal

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#HAHAHAHA

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I want to give a bitejob. Where I make you cum by ONLY using teeth on your dick…. No lips no saliva and it takes about 4 hours and a lot of mental fortitude

#LMAO

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*Sees a thoroughly rusted Cybertruck abandoned by the side of the road*

Me: "Wow, how far in the future did we go?"

My time-traveller friend: "About two weeks."

#!!! #woah

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im the bug that your parents say is more scared of you than you are of me

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I just found out the offspring of a goat and sheep is called a GEEP and they’re the cutest lil shits ever I want 200 of them

#Jacob’s sheep beloved