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chaos0pikachu · 6 months
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watching people write in-depth meta about a t-shirt that says "fart" in english b/c they like the director and studio not realizing that's not even how costuming in film works and that a lot of english t-shirts in East Asian countries just Be Saying Shit for the Vibes but can't get past a bathtub full or flowers or recognize the surrealistic aesthetics playing off erotic media works of Playboyy b/c there's blowjobs and dudes are cranking it on screen
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ruthytwoshakes · 2 months
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holy freakshow I tototally forgot to show off my new epic fursona deisgng
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bask in her glory whyis this image so large
her name is Ruth becuausde my name is awesome and it stands for ruthless unstoppable terrorizing hellspawn . She’s 16 and wants to kill you but she can’t because she has braces and it hurts to bite. She glows in da dark because she’s really cool and her favorite food is caramel apple lollipops.
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reinedeslys-central · 18 days
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more!! again!! for the nico after blood of olympus fic!! actually I thought of this while writing the last one but I just finished it.
His elbows buckle and he lets himself fall into Will, snorting at his theatrical groan under the weight. They lay there for a second until Will shoves him gently, and Nico lets him manoeuvre them into a more comfortable position.
"Hi," he whispers, moving a curl away from his cheek. The greenish tint of the loft window casts a weird shadow over Will's face.
"Hey yourself," Will murmurs back, winking.
Nico rolls his eyes. "You look like Apollo when you do that. Please stop." Will squawks in protest.
"I do not! Also, since when do you remember what Apollo looks like? Actually, no, don't answer that, you can't bring up my dad while we're in bed, Nico, why would you do this to me?"
Now it's Nico's turn to sputter and whack Will in the chest - getting another dramatic oof and a laugh in return - before turning around to face Hazel's bed. He's not sure when he'll ever be able to sleep facing the wall. Will can't do it either.
As Will's arms curl around his waist and draw him back against him, just like they did back in the infirmary that one day, he thinks maybe he'd be okay trying that with him sometime. One day, in a house with gates, no longer wary of monsters.
Will noses the back of his neck, causing him to twitch. "What is it?"
Will's answering smile presses through the rough cotton of his t-shirt. "Nothing, sunshine."
Nico frowns under the covers. "Hey, what do you think of houses with gates?" He whispers.
"Gates? Well, it'd be safer, I guess, but we'd lose the neighbours coming over -"
"As if you want to see random people at the door anyway. What if they're monsters?"
"Oh, come on, darlin', I'm from Austin. Of course I gotta keep space for the neighbours to come knocking."
"…Fences? Actually, hey, why'd you assume I was talking about us? Obviously - Obviously I was talking about random. Random houses. For architecture reasons."
Will muffles his laugh into the back of his neck, again. "Oh, my bad. And I'm only here because you ripped a stitch on the lava wall yesterday."
Nico feels his ears warm.
"Shut up."
"I didn't say anything."
"..Still."
Will reels him in closer until his back hits his chest and he can press a soft peck to Nico's still-red ears. "I think a fence is a great idea, by the way. We could ask Hazel for help with some ward stones too, like you have in the cabin. Gotta make sure we've got at least one window and standing space in every direction, though, or at least in the east, because you know my dad would sulk if he didn't get to scream me awake in the morning."
Nico's blush gets worse.
"Now who's talking about your dad in bed?" He gives up on pretending. Will sees him through every time, anyway. "Also, shrines, obviously, and we need a spot to stargaze."
"Yeah, shrines, obviously. Maybe just yours, mine, and Lady Hestia's though, or else everyone else is gonna get pissy."
Nico barks out a laugh like it's shocked out of him. "Pissy? Don't let them hear you say that."
Will holds him tighter and settles against the pillows. "Sure thing, sunshine. Now can we sleep?"
"Yeah, yeah."
It's not long after that that Will's breath evens out behind him, his muscles untensing. Nico knows he's got a few minutes yet, so he thinks.
Today was…. good.
Today was nice. Normal, even. Just a day of camp schedules, working in the infirmary, an admittedly short campfire, and this. No monsters, and no mistakes. No deaths, but..
Unbidden, the moments in the infirmary come to mind. He thinks of helping Will scrub in for his one surgery of the day, a kid that had gotten parts of an arrow stuck in their leg a week ago and hadn't noticed til yesterday. He thinks of yesterday during capture-the-flag, stepping in and desperately trying to copy what he'd watched Will do, because Lydia was hanging crooked from a tree and there was no one else around but him-
He thinks of Patroclus tying the straps of Achilles' armour, watching his lover sleep peacefully. He thinks of what Connor had told him about at the campfire weeks ago, of Silena Beauregard taking on a drakon when Clarisse declared the Ares Cabin wouldn't be fighting.
He thinks he might understand.
Lydia wasn't the same (thank the gods), but if there was something to be done that only Will could do right, yet couldn't, and the only way Nico could take up his mantle would be to die trying - then, yeah. He'd do whatever it would take for these kids. To do what Will would do. He's gone to Tartarus already, hasn't he? At worst, he'd try his best and greet his father early if he failed to survive. Nico could even give Charon a tip on the way in for the hell of it, why not?
If there is a luxury that comes from being a child of Hades, after all, it is that dying is not the thing that scares him.
There's a brazier still lit outside the window. Its glow falls in slits across their bed.
Will grumbles, pushing his feet forward until their ankles are wound together. The sheets shift.
Nico smiles into the dark, into the chirping of crickets and the soft glow of the fireflies out the window, and falls asleep.
more for this fic:
scene 0 - prologue-ish scene 1 - the library of social awkwardness or here (or in my heart, 'kidney function is not a right, it's a privilege' lol)
general writing directory
also lmk if you want more lore. I am so down to talk about this fic + the worldbuilding ideas I have for it in the notes it is unreal
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ultimatecryptid · 1 year
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im thinking im conceptualizing and an interesting fact about emery is. well normally my characters distort their [view of] reality to fuel their self-perception, but Em is distorting her sense of identity(?) to suit her new reality
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fleshblight · 1 year
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Hmmmmm stay at work two more hours like a good boy or hit the bricks and face the consequences* later……
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chryzure-archive · 2 years
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ohhhh, i have a good url, but do i want to change any of my blog urls???
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kittievampire · 2 months
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Hear me out... You know how some people like to draw Leviathan with a long-ass, thicc tongue? How bout we see what dat tongue do? 😏😘
(love the writing, btw! Top tier Asmo and Levi content!)
HmMmMmMmmMmm I feel like Levi is an eater.
Lemme see what I have in my bag, My Dear~
Click here if you wanna request!
That Tongue Tho
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Warnings: Cursing, Oral (fem!receiving), Dom!PussyDrunk!Leviathan x Sub!Fem!Reader, Overstim, Levi has a long ass tongue, Levi has a forked ass tongue, Snek Levi ftw
Enjoy~
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"L-Levi!"
Your voice was high-pitched and slightly shaky, eyes spilling tears over your flushed cheeks as your head rested against the edge of his bed-tub. You moved your hips upwards in response to the nearly numbing pleasure that was Leviathan's service.
The Sin of Envy was currently feasting upon your sensitive, succulent little pussy right in his tub. With hardly any space, his legs had to rest in an awkward position, but once he got that first lick of your addictive essence, all rationale flew out the hardly-ever-opened window. He held your thighs in a vice grip, pushing them against either side of his face in hopes of suffocating while visciously eating you out. The stuttering, socially awkward otaku who seemed a bit prudish at first seemed long gone, by now. It's like he was getting intoxicated by you.
There was the way he held your thighs and abused cunt to his face as if he'd die without them, then there was the way his hips thrusted his pelvis into the blankets below the two of you for some kind of friction, then there was his tongue. His fucking tongue. Leviathan had snake-like features, this you knew, but the fact that he was hitting such deep spots within your cunny made you fucking keen.
"L-Levi I-I can't-" You tried to push his hand away, only for him to grab your wrist, purple scales beginning to form on his own. Through your fuzzy gaze, you looked down to see the demon stare you down, almost competitively. Something akin to a predator trying to scare off another predator from it's meal.
Slowly, he pulled his mouth away, and slid his long tongue out of you. "Let. Me. Eat." The next second, his demon form manifested, tail wrapping around your waist to keep you positioned as he began to mercilessly rub your puffy clit with his fingers. "I don't care if you cry. I don't care if you think you can't go on for any longer." He licked a fat stripe up your pussy. "I'm going to eat this filthy little pussy until I'm done."
Surprised by the, rather gluttonous and possessive, statements from the Avatar of Envy, you failed to immediately process his show of elongating his forked tongue as he released your hand from his grip. Your overstimulated, foggy brain realized just a moment too late what that meant for your used cunt. "Wa-" You nearly threw your head back against the edge of the tub when he shoved that thick muscle into your hole, which would've likely ended in a concussion and a massive vibe-kill for the both of you.
Leviathan's tongue traveled every inch of your soft, used walls. Deeper and deeper it traveled, and just when you think it can't go any deeper, he shoves more of it into your pussy. Your walls clenched tightly around the muscle as you whined, having felt your sixth orgasm underway. You were held tightly in place despite wanting to run away from the pleasure. Given no break, your body was forced to just take it like the good girl he wanted you to be for him.
The sin's eyes rolled back as he simultaneously ate you and humped the blankets beneath him, cock twitching in his pants with desire. His nails dug into your thighs to hold them in place as his own soft pillows as his tongue swirled deep inside of you, the wet slurping noises that escaped him making your face flush a darker shade of red.
Your legs began to twitch violently as you felt a knot begin to tighten within you, and your cunt started fluttering around his tongue as a numbing sensation traveled through your lower body. All of a sudden, it was just too fucking much. Then, you cried out in pleasure as you came hard. Your juices filled his mouth and overflowed from his lips to the blankets in the tub. Your body twitched as he continued to tongue fuck you through your high, and you let out a sigh of relief as he finally pulled away.
He wiped his mouth with his sleeve, a mischievous smirk forming on his face. "My Henry," He cooed softly, gently rubbing one of his hands against the plush of your thigh.
"I'm not done yet. I wanna see just how deep inside of you my tongue can go. So be a good girl, keep your legs open, and take it."
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Sorry this was a bit short. Hope you enjoyed it tho!
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Okay about canon vs Gabon lucifer top v bottom
Clearly I am a biased bottom BUT
I think in canon, when Lucifer is turned on by reader taking on a more dominant role, he's into it to take back the power? Like, he's the avatar of pride, I feel like he would really enjoy the ego boost of having a little power struggle and putting the other person beneath him.
Me thinking about the butler event and devilgram where they definitely didn't have to dress up and be butlers and serve MC for the RAD project but Lucifer insisted and spent the whole event dressed up, happily skipping around calling MC "Master" and bending over backwords to listen to them, and insisting they give him commands even when they didn't want to: hmmmmmmmmmmm
Okay but look what I'm saying is:
• A large part of how the sins show love to the people they care about is by not letting their sins overtake them around those people, so for Lucifer that'd be letting go of his pride
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• Someone who, in their daily life, is as put together as Lucifer, as stressed as Lucifer, as always in control as Lucifer, as much of an insane perfectionist as Lucifer needs to be able to unwind and have a safe place where they can let go of the reigns for a little while (of course that way of unwinding doesn't have to be via sex but since that's what this particular ask is about I'm only focusing on that area) and a safe person they can trust to hold on to that control can be an added bonus
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I do think he'd prefer a power struggle but I think he'd prefer to lose that power struggle. Kinda like what we see;
• in S3 when MC pulls him into their lap. Where he's biting back and cocky until MC pulls him in and then he's blushing
• in the "Healing Lucifer" devilgram in Nightbringer. Where he's continously fighting back against them and refusing to listen to them. And they pull out the absolutely insane
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and I was 100% sure he was going to murder them for the audacity. But instead he just starts listening to them????
I think putting up a fight and then having control wrestled away from him makes it easier for his pride to actually let go of that control
I'm not saying he subs and/or bottoms all the time, because he strikes me as a vers switch, BUT I am saying the man definitely has a preference👀
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Fucking excellent points both of you @anintrovertedechoe @famia-of-87
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bittersweet-folder · 7 days
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hi!
tell me your favourite writers on this app and what you love about their writing!
go!
Aww thank you for this question🌷♡♡. Here's the list <3
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@hoshifighting :
I love her writing. When when I say it I really mean it. Her writing really portrays her creativity and style. They can be slow paced but they'll keep you hooked till the end (if you are patience). I love her slow burn fics as well. They are just so well written, like so very well written. And what really amuses me was her being so active from the start. Trust me I really want that being consistent about my writing but I just can't. And it's actually really tough to be consistent. And her smuts- hmmmmmmmmmmm imma be straight forward- they make me blush real bad also wet sometimes 🫶. 🌷
@pan-de-seungcheol :
Soo I've read many of her smuts before actually following her in this new blog i created after deleting my previous one. I may not read the angst fics (there's a reason behind it. Everyone have there own reasons) but I love love the smuts written by her. Pan your polyamory representation something I really loved because usually I see a negative representation of that. Your smuts make me wet, to state it quite straight forwardly. Your writing really does things to me (now why does this sounds like confession letter 😭). They are really well crafted. 🌷
@tomodachiii :
I discovered her fics recently and I'm in love. I love domestic scenarios especially when it has a really Asian household setting (because I live in one+ I'm the oldest daughter 🚶🏻‍♀️). And see if anything I feel seen but I really love the comforting feeling it gives me while reading them. Sure it leaves me with a bittersweet moment where I really do sit and think "wow it would be great if I actually experienced that kinda affection" but honestly that's how good writing is supposed to make you feel. I really admire her writing style. 🌷
@diorkyeom :
I love her writing style, her ideas, her fics, the plot everything literally. Her Seoksoo fics made me giggle, blush, bury my face and scream to the pillow and what not. I just lovee her way of portraying soft fluffy affectionate moments. I'll cry. I've even read her fics staying up late at night because Im fucking invested 😭. They are just so nice and sweet and soft. And the literature references she uses at times as well it makes me feel seen and happy. (Ps - I'm an English major who's first ever written fanfic was a Minwon fan fiction. It is not finished yet)🌷
Some more mentions for fluff writers (who may also post nsfw fics in their blogs too):
@seokminded : her writing style is simple yet very effective. Her fluff scenarios are so fucking cute I might cry😭🌷.
@wifeyoozi : your consistency in posting I swear🛐 . Im a big fan of your imaginess😩🌷. (Especially the nsfw ones they are like very very, idk I've lost words, they feel very real)
@onlyhaos : Liddy I'm soft for your writing. Your fluffs are so cuteeeeeee. AHHHHHJHHHHHHHHHHH okayyy take love😩🌷
@nonuify : I literally followed you few minutes ago and I have reblogged one of your nsfw imagine before. I really love them. Take love 🌷😩.
MAKE SURE TO CHECK THEM ALLL OUT Or I'll haunt you in your nightmares 😀.
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luvring · 1 year
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OMG ALSO UMMM UMMM UMMM MMM i wanna like, kiss Leander sm, so like hmmmmmmmmmmm how about headcanons of different types of kisses by Leander in diff scenarios u kno?? Like Mua Mua 🥺 pretty please?? 👉🏻👈🏻
Also can you ummmmmmmm make the reader a lil bit shy please? Bc I'm shy and i wanna project u kno?? 👉🏻👈🏻
DIFFERENT TYPES OF KISSES
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gn!reader x leander | SHY READER SOLIDARITY! here's just a bunch of kisses. kiss kiss muah muah I understand
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initially he goes slow and watches your reactions because he doesn't want to make you uncomfortable. tell him that you do like kisses/physical intimacy, and you're just naturally shy/awkward about initiating it yourself then don't even worry about it. he'll go at your pace and initiate things. So incredibly happy to do so.
comforting you with a soft kiss to the forehead as he pulls you into his arms. there's a softness to his voice while he asks if there's anything he can do, and he continues to press kisses to your forehead/cheeks regularly until you've calmed down/feel better.
waiting in line with him holding you from behind and randomly kissing your shoulder/back. at first you ask if he needed anything but he always says no, he just wanted to kiss you, and you let him do his thing
jealous/needy leander :3c
^ needy leander who lies basically on top of you so you can't escape him. or he's pulled you to lie right on top of Him. if you try to roll away he just rolls with you like Oh where are we going? i forgot about the kisses. he is kissing you. LOLLL you giggle and try to say his name like "leander—le, what are you—" but he keeps cutting you off with a kiss or shushing you
morning kisses!! if you wake up before him and start getting ready for the day, he greets you from behind with a kiss to your temple/cheek before resting his head against yours. his arms come to wrap around you as he smiles and greets you good morning. leander's raspy morning voice. also you know when they let out a deep breath and melt into the hug more. awesome
if the two of you have decided to stay in bed for a while, depending on your position he can kiss you in different places. he's under your chin: kiss to your collarbone area/jaw. big spoon: kiss to the back/crook of your neck, or he leans over to kiss your cheek. if you're facing each other,, ON THE LIPS!
you cover your face because you're flustered and he laughs softly before placing his hands on yours, slowly pulling them away. he says sorry but you can tell he only half means it with the way he's still laughing as he says it. you (try to) frown at him and he smiles before asking "forgive me?"
does it again the next day. Obviously.
bolder if allowed and he's tipsy. as in he would kiss you hard on the lips in front of a crowd if you were into it because he couldn't give two shits who sees. other than the actual main cast, Who's going to say something. also why would he care about comments from the main cast.
^ cuter route where he boops then kisses your nose. then he makes audible kissy noises while he kisses your lips like muah muah muah muah muah and you're like Leander! and everyone's like Leander. and he is still going muah muah muah
^ spicier route with the demo moment where he reassures you no one can see you except he's murmuring it into your ear before what can be described as a mini make-out session. he kisses you on the neck and nips your ear, huffing air against your skin when you jokingly hit his arm. "do you want to go up to your room?" let's relax
that trope of you getting some ice cream or whatever on your face,, and he says "you got some right there," before leaning over and kissing the corner of your lips.
alternatively,, "you got some on your face" is what he says before swiping some icing or cream or whatever onto your nose Then kissing you
^ cooking together and it gets a little messy,, a little silly,, and at some point he grabs your wrists while you're both laughing so you stop making a mess. and he turns your arms so he can kiss the inside of your wrists,, only to lick or bite it a little as soon as you get flustered. "le!" "tastes good—" "le!"
kisses wherever you accidentally hurt yourself. you guys accidentally bonk heads and he kisses the top of yours with a quiet "sorry." you hit your hand against the table and he kisses your fingers. you hit your elbow against the edge of the table and it does the tingly thing. he gives you a look like ?? when you (jokingly) raise your elbow for him to kiss but he does it anyways
regular kiss goodbye ,, leander Runs to whatever room you're in to kiss you goodbye. if he somehow forgets, you are legally allowed, Obligated even, to ask for extra kisses when he gets back
seeing each other for the first time in a long time ohh hand on the small of your back the other holding your face or the back of your neck to pull you as close as possible while he kisses you. he pulls away but only to nuzzle into the crook of your neck where he kisses you again and says he's missed you so much,, "i'm never going on a trip that long again."
if you're feeling a little bold or He's tired,, shower him in affection!!! please!!! grab his face and smush it and kiss him all over and call him so handsome while he places his hands over yours and laughs and takes it all in. it means a lot if you're shy but still do it and he makes sure you know he appreciates you
he asks for a kiss for good luck before doing...anything that could involve luck...a competition? a dare? a game? some kind of dangerous mission? i don't know how a kiss will give you luck in Making a New Drink since that is Up To You? but Alright?
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🏷️ @dreamtydraw @respitable @semifilms @mari-thesimp
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dollypopup · 7 days
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hmmmmmm
so, let me get this straight
the polin fandom spent 2 entire years hating on marina for being ooooh so awful and sooooo terrible to colin for lying to him and would 'make him miserable' and despised her for getting in between our otp
but also in the same breath said how much they need to see him suffer and for penelope to 'make him pay' and that he needs to be screaming crying throwing up for her forgiveness and she doesn't NEED to tell him about LW, that's HER business
and now in the exact same breath are hyping up mr. monopoly man debling and saying we need to be positive about him and omg he likes penelope for who she is (he doesn't) and he's going to make colin soooo jealous and . . .loving him. . .for getting in between our otp
hmmmmmmmmmmm
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ccycloneblogging · 2 months
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I keep forgetting to ask my questions now is the present I guess-
Well 1, love your work! This AU is so cute and full of potential trauma it makes my mind flow with ideas... one of them being REALLY trauma heavy that has me in a vice grip rn...
So anyways- your post where you showed how in your AU catnap removed dogdays legs... were the murders of the hour in the same way? Because I just- Imagining Catnap dropping an anvil on some poor soul and them getting crushed slowly after the initial impact while catnap watches in apathy- has not left my mind. It's just Saw death traps at that point.
And about the whole "Going back to the cartoon" thing catnap wanted... would that not be suicide? A fully fledged, free thinking being going back to being with a world bound by a script and it's existence only continues if it's makers wish for it seem like killing yourself with extra steps. Again- this Au has so much Trauma potential I just HMMMMMMMMMMM-
And Oc's... well who do you want to hear about? I got a few lying around... well only 2 poppy playtime ones at the moment (and like one is kinda hard coded for another AU)... not to mention all the ones I have not drawn up yet that lie within my mind.
I would not mind another reason for William posting- but I'll let you choose!
Thanks, man! :D
You have no idea how much I've had to edit the scripts and drawings I make for the blog, because I go too dark too quickly for this toon AU.
I'm gonna go on a long ramble. Bear with me.
Like - there's this one script I still need to rewrite. But the premise is that Angel and DogDay are in Home Sweet Home, striking up a conversation - though Angel is injured.
Angel: ...Do you ever just... Stop? *[Angel eyes DD, as DD is in the process of sniffing like an actual dog, walking along the walls]* DD: What do you mean? *[He pauses to look at them, his tail wagging]* Angel: This. *[They gesture to his whole self, which causes him to finally fall on to the ground with a yip]* Angel: We're being hunted by a monster, close to death, and you're acting all... *Looney*. DD: That's what I do, Angel. I was brought here to make people feel happy. Safe. *[His tail begins to wag again as he makes his way to Angel]* Angel: Great. *[Unamused]* At least we'll die laughing. DD: You know, laughter is stronger than you'd think. *[A little "Uh-huh" from Angel.]* No matter how bad things get, you just have to laugh! Even if you feel like you've lost all hope, unsure about tomorrow... Not knowing what you did wrong, wondering how the world collapsed around you... *[DD grabs on to an ear, his smile turning more upsetting. The background getting darker. Maybe emphasize some of the in game model]* DD: Knowing that deep down, it's your fault for their deaths and already missing your chains because you deserve them --- *[He immediately switches back, sunshine and smiles]* DD: A laugh can chase away the gloom! Angel: *[Disturbed]* ...You want to talk about it, Pup?
So, they're all thoroughly traumatized, that's for sure!
I plan on drawing a comic that takes place during the Hour Of Joy, but yes. CatNap has killed some humans with falling anvils, endless pits, trapping them in repeating hallways until they go insane. Humans cannot survive the same punishment a toon takes, you know. >u>
But you know, he's not entirely heartless. Just angy. A poor lil meow meow
Oh, it's just CatNap being unable to cope, being ripped out of his comfort zone and never being able to adjust with the horrible things going on in Playcare. Though the Critters in this AU are not the same as the In-Game Bigger Bodies, there's still been human experiments. CatNap would much rather take scripts and limited freedom over what he was given... You are right though. That is one of the themes I wanted to try and hit with him. Especially if I follow through with an ending of Angel adopting the Critters. Then the aftermath of the trauma can really sink in.
My man, pal, friend.
I love OCs. The floor is yours. Send 'em in!
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anonymous-harpy · 4 months
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Queso I might not be able to WATCH Hazbin Hotel however there's plenty enough information coming out that I can do this: fix the pacing problem. This issue also plauges Helluva Boss, though I feel to a lesser extent.
First things first. The extermination getting pushed up either needed to happen at the end of the first season or we didn't have the reveal of who killed the angle happening... What? The very next episode? Alastor is the only mystery really stringing us along and carrying weight as far as I can tell. Hold onto the murser mystery to let it stew AND for something I'll explain a tad later.
Episode 2? Uhm I honestly don't know enough about episode 2 or 3 however I feel seeing the other overlords could work to help world build, just cut the Murderer of the Exterminator reveal, and add in a "filler" episode of Charlie working with Angle Dust, establish Vaggie's arc, not whatever shallow thing is going on with her and DON'T resolve it in that same episode. (Fizz forgiving Blitz is forgivable given Fizz's validation needs, but hand waving the end of season 1 is not working for me even if I enjoy Stolitz) AND have Alastor having a conversation with Charlie because somebody pointed out something interesting about Alastor and Charlie's relationship relating to episode 5.
Episode 4 is perfect in all it's dark glory. Would love for Charlie to show her daddy issues that Alastor tells him about and it blows up in her face again before Husk gets involved. Oh and after the apology acceptance cut to Alastor going "HmmmmmMMMMMM" because I want this show to reflect some words in the next episode.
Episode 5? No instant gratification of Charlie and Lucifer repairing their relationship. I would like to see the START OF IT not an instant fix. And maybe have bubbly loving dad-man do a sort of Hot-Then-Cold over the hotel to give more weight to Charlie feeling like he doesn't care and then Alastor. Maybe before Lucifer even shows up, Alastor isn't totally convinced of this idea working however a "Give the dog a head pat" comment of praise to Charlie on her starting to make progress with Angel. And Charlie's daddy issues kicking in and defending Alastor would feel more warranted. Also when he's attacking the invaders, let him AGAIN let Charlie's name fall from his lips to not completely invalid her belief that he has faith in her idea.
Episode 6. Bitch we need to pump the breaks. No jumping to the realization Heaven's rules are bullshit. Let VAGGIE reveal herself not Adam. I like this trial, but I like it being set up as Sera saying "It's too soon to call him redeemed" which is DO MUCH MORE INTERESTING than jumping the gun on the rules. It allows things to get interesting in the next two episodes.
I'll revisit this ideas thing once the rest of season 1 is out and I'm able to watch reviews and the like, but From this jumping off point, I like the ideas of episode 6 ending with Adam reveling to the council or whatever it is that an angle was found dead in hell. That would make it easy to make lesser angels and the.... Oh kami they're called "winners".... i sense lottry shenanigans and I would cry of laughter omg. Anyhow, revealing the dead angel could be the power move Adam makes tp put Charlie down.
Then episode 7 could be Charlie having to comfort Angle, maybe lying a tiny bit like "They're considering it, but you still have some more work to do" because no addict has for sure reached recovery in that short of time and can be trusted on their own. (My own parents were once addicts and thank god the were able to recover. My birth gave them the strength to quit and even then they both admitted they relapses once for a little bit while I was still very very little and they did not go back full force. They didn't want to screw me up and were able to correct themselves before it was too late. They never did none of the stuff that fucked them ever again.) But anyway. It could give Angel some more hope for himself, Val could be more of a monster because I feel Angel's recovery is life or death for him. And Alastor could be even more on Charlie's side to add to that drama
Episode 8 could go with way on Angle. Tragic or Uplifting, it's gonna be impactful and would set up season 2 for more conflict one way or another. Dealers choice honestly, but I know the heaven/hell conflict would escalate.
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Wheel of Time Musing: Season 2, Episode 1
Still digging the Dark Friend Social cold open, and the way it once again preserves the heart of the series while having to change the details.
God Rosemund Pike KILLS it in the bath scene, managing to convey everything about Moiraine's emotional state without dialogue
SHIRLTESS LAN.
Yeah I think this is the show's version of Moiraine's retreat to Adeleas and Vanden's hide away in TGH.
VERIN
Heh Vanden (or Adeleas?) speaking for all the Men Likers in the audience
DANG LEANE STONE COLD
EVEN MORE DANG ALANNA
"I have enough character." ZOE ROBINS CONTINUING TO KILL IT AS NYNAEVE
The Channeling really has improved it's look. I liked season 1's look well enough, but this is a step up.
The show continues to nail Nynaeve's character. Two Rivers stubbornness indeed.
The Aes Sedai looks have ALSO taken a huge step up, I am loving all the different fits.
"A novice died in your care' HMMMMMMMMMMM.
also xray says bald lady is JOYIA BYIR DANG
AES SEDAI POLITICS DELICIOUS
Also the irony that everyone with a speaking role in this scene except Alanna is Black Ajah. Damn.
PERRIN. God things have been rough for him. Poor guy really has lost everything and been dumped to hang out with a bunch of Borderlanders on his own.
HURIN. IS IT HURIN TIME?
Heh, Uno nailed
THAT IS NOT HURIN WHAT WHAT WHAT
ELYAS WHAT
Ohhhhhh I'm CONFLICTED that's a clever merge, but I also had a fondness for Hurin. Yet I can admit he's an easy cut.
Also the subtle hint that PErrin's eyes will probably shift permanently to gold like Elyas's
......Interessssssssssssssting visual representation of a Sending from the Wolves re: Perrin.
I like them working back in details about Domon so smoothly. His bargaining scene with Moiraine is great.
Nynaeve training with the warders is so GOOD. Also Maksim's 'You always make me feel like the third wheel' had me CHOKING.
OH MY GOD EGWENE IS SUCH A OOH OOH GIRL HOLY SHIT
OMG ALANNA
OH MAN OH MAN, DO I HAVE THOUGHTS ABOUT THAT NYNAEVE AND LIANDRIN SCENE HOLY SHIT
MORE JUICY INGTAR AND PERRIN SCENES
Yummy yummy Perrin Projection, Yummy Yummy Ingtar Foreshadowing
HOLY SHIT MAT PRISONER ARC LETS GOOOOOOOOO
I am glad that since they choose to go with this arc for Perrin they decided to make it matter and not just fade off. It will definitely make things with him and Faile. Interesting.
Verin coming in CLUTCH with the granny wisdom.
LAN DUAL WIELDING HOLY SHIT
VERIN COMING IN CLUTCH AW YEAH
TBC
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If Only
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Summary: You overhear something you wish you hadn’t. What’s an ideal type, anyway? 
Pairing: Best friend!Jake Jensen x Female!Reader, Steve Rogers x Female!Reader
Warnings: Angst, mean things being said, insecure reader, perceived unrequited love, Steve being an angel, discussions of an “ideal type,” fluff, happy ending for some characters. 
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A/N: As many of my friends can attest to, I have been in a sad mood and have been having many many many many sad thots. This is a product of one of my many heartbreaking scenarios. I have more coming! So buckle up, grab your favorite emotional support blanket/plushie/pillow, and let’s get into it. I love you guys and think you’re amazing. (Also, is it just me, or does this feel rushed? Like.... right?)
Kisses 💋
—K
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Being friends with Jake had a lot of positives. Like he always knew how to fix your router when it decided to stop working, how to get all the game cheat codes to make Animal Crossing or Mario Kart a little more exciting, and just being around him was like being close to an angel. He made you laugh harder than anyone you knew, he made you feel special, and safe, and comfortable. 
But being around Jake had it’s downsides too. You weren’t planning on falling in love with him. It was cliche and stupid, but it happened. You fell in love with one of your best friends. That by itself wasn’t the downside. The fact that he was oblivious to it was the painful part. But after a few months, you learned how to swallow it down and keep it to yourself. 
Tonight was just another game night. Clay and Aisha were arguing about whether or not she was hiding cards underneath her couch cushion. You really have no idea how the topic of ideal partners came up. 
“If you could have the perfect partner, what would they be like?” Aisha asked you. You chuckled and fought the urge to look over at Jake who sat next to you. “Come on, let’s have it!” 
“This is such a dumb question,” you laugh and hum as you think, “hmmmmmmmmmmm... they’d be funny and really kind, someone I could be myself with—you know, all that classic stuff,” you shrug and quickly try to change the focus from you to someone, anyone else. Thankfully, you needed another drink, so you made your escape to the kitchen. 
“What about you, Jensen?” You hear Clay ask. You pour yourself another drink, listening carefully for Jake’s answer. 
“O-Oh, you know,” he clears his throat, clearly nervous, “someone funny and really kind, a-and, um, someone I could be myself with...”
“Someone like Y/N?”
“Well, y-yeah," your heart flutters at his answer, but the joy is short-lived, he quickly adds, "but if she were prettier," Jake says nervously, hoping that his answer would throw everyone off his scent. He didn’t need them to tease him about this too. Truth be told, he thought you were the most beautiful woman in the world. You were also his best friend, and he couldn’t risk you not liking him back. So he’d settle for longing looks and lingering touches. 
The sound of you quickly rushing by to grab your things and the door slamming shut were the obvious indicators that you left. Jake sat in his spot, wondering what could have happened to make you leave. He hoped to God that you didn’t hear what he just said. The angry looks from the rest of the group tell him that it is a very real possibility. 
You held back the tears until you got to your car. In the back of your mind, you always knew that Jake didn’t like you like that, but hearing it was a new type of hurt. As you drove home, you couldn’t help but think: at least I have an answer. 
Yeah. At least you have an answer.
The weeks you took away from everyone were some of the worst of your life. You got a therapist after deciding that you were going to deal with this as healthily as you could. You deserved that much. You also decided that you deserved a loving relationship. You have a lot of love to give, and some one out there deserves to receive it.
There was someone out there who was worthy of your time, and you were going to find them.  
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And who do you find? A sweetheart named Steve Rogers. 
You had ran into him at a bookstore, he was looking for the fiction/fantasy section and couldn’t find it for the life of him. He was looking for a copy of The Hobbit, ‘it’s an inside joke with me and a friend.’ You were hooked ever since. 
You don’t have as much time to hang out with the group anymore, not that Jake notices. It's not like he was looking forward to seeing you at one of Aisha's game nights. He wasn't looking forward to meeting Steve. It was all he fucking heard about; ‘oh, her new boyfriend Steve does this,’ ‘oh, her new boyfriend Steve does that,’ ‘oh Steve is just so charming and handsome and blah blah blah.’ 
He was the last to arrive at Aisha’s house, sliding in through the door relatively unnoticed. The nerves in his gut mounted as he heard your melodious laugh. God, it’s been forever since he saw you. He found you standing in the living room. You were still you, absolutely beautiful. Jake’s palms are suddenly sweaty. 
Then he saw who could only be Steve. He was tall, blonde and had a smile that looked too perfect. Jake wants to hate him, but the way you looked at him made it nearly impossible. You couldn't stop looking at Steve like he hung the fucking moon, and Steve? Steve couldn't stop looking at you like you were the stars. 
Jake watched from his spot on the couch how you snuck your hand into Steve’s, how Steve immediately linked his fingers with yours, and the shy smiles you both exchanged. Jake sipped his beer to drown the ache in his chest. But when you guys stole a kiss when you thought no one was looking? That broke Jake's heart.  
Jake watches as Pooch ropes Steve into a game of Uno. You break off from the group to get your own drink. The next thing Jake knows, he’s following close behind you. You jump when Jake calls your name. 
“Hi, Jake,” you smile politely. You didn’t have it in you to be mad, at least right now. 
“Hi,” he sighed, “h-how are you? I haven’t seen you in a while, missed seeing you.”
“Oh, yeah, I had some stuff to take care of,” you say a little awkwardly, “I’m still taking care of it, but, you know, it’s better these days.”
“That’s good to hear,” he says quickly. The conversation begins to die, and before Jake could think of something else to talk about he’s opening his big mouth. “So, Steve, huh? H-He’s seems nice.”
"He's absolutely wonderful," you beam at the mention of Steve. You chew your lip a little before continuing, "he reminds me a little of you, actually."
"He does?" Jake’s eyes widen at that. To think that he resembled any part of the nearly perfect man in the living room, boggles his mind. You nod softly, and Jake decides he's feeling bold. He licks his lips and looks down at his feet. "Well... why wasn't it me?"
You're surprised by his question. A bubble of anger rises in your throat but you swallow it down. Clenching your jaw, you straighten your back a little and take a deep breath. You spoke slowly and carefully.
"I like you, Jake, but..." yeah, there's always a 'but,' he thinks. "But, I heard what you said, when they asked what you thought of me and... And I realized that... the right man for me will like me just as I am," your voice shakes a little but your tone is strong, "Not if I’m funnier, or smarter, or prettier." 
Jake swears must have stopped beating, the pit at the bottom of his stomach and the lump in his throat double in size. He wants to tell you he didnt mean it, that he thinks you're absolutely perfect, but Steve finds you both before Jake can say anything. Steve smiles at you and you can't help but beam back at him, your sadness almost melting away instantly. He catches sight of Jake and clears his throat a little.
"Hi. You must be Jake, I'm Steve," Steve offers Jake his hand and Jake takes it politely with a smile. You could tell Jake's forcing his smile, but you couldn't find it in you to care too much. He deserved it. "I've heard a lot about you, it's nice to finally meet you."
"Oh, yeah, same," Jake flounders a little, "b-but about you."
You chuckle at his stuttering, it was petty but it lightened the mood a little. You snake your arm around Steve's waist, leaning into him slightly. Jake watches as you naturally relax into Steve's annoyingly perfect body.
"Jake and I were catching up a little, it's been a while since I've been able to hang out with them," you fill Steve in, playfully scolding him.
"Yeah, my bad," he purrs back at you, his gaze slightly smoldering. Jake suddenly feels out of place, like he's seeing something that he's not supposed to. The tightness in his throat threatens to strangle him if he doesn't get away.
"I gotta— I gotta go, I just remembered, I got a thing," Jake stutters out and quickly makes for the exit. He pays no mind to the looks the others give him as he grabs his coat and practically runs to his car.
He makes it to his car just before the tears that burned his eyes can fall. He sniffles and wipes at the few strays running down his cheeks, knocking his glasses off. He knew he had no right to be upset, but he couldn't fight the toxic cocktail of sadness, jealousy, and anger any longer.
As the tears settled, he sat in silence for a moment. The minutes ticked by as he slowly came to terms with it all: it was his fault. All of it was because of his big mouth. Resting his head on the steering wheel, he sighs and turns on his truck. Failure was nothing new to Jake, but defeat was.
He knew you were right: the right man would love you just as you are — but Jake had always thought it'd be him.
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i have 5 million things to do this evening, i have horrifyingly few hours to complete said tasks, BUT NONE OF THAT MATTERS IT'S WOT S2E6 TIME BABEY
EYE EMOJI AT MIN'S VISION OF MAT STABBING RAND BEING INCLUDED IN THE RECAP. HMMMMMMMMMMM!
oh damn i was so sure that we'd pick straight back up with lanfear domming rand in tel'aran'rhiod since we got cliffhangered so hard with that last week
GODDDDDDDDD they are doing such an incredible job of portraying the horror of the seanchan. i am in agony ty
sidenote it's absolutely unforgivable of them to make renna this hot js
oh here we GO it's femdom hours (as always in this show but like. more than usual). lanfear's everything in this scene im. hm! i shall not speak 🙏
"what makes you think you can't trust me" [gestures] BOTH THEIR FACES IM YELLING god lanfear is so fucking funny. she's evil she can control your dreams she's going to murder that random man she's the hottest woman alive she's a comedian. what CANT she do!!
THE POTENTIAL CAUTHOR REUNION IS SO CLOSE IM GOING TO GO INSANE ACTUALLY
LANFEAR AND LIANDRIN IN ONE SCENE IS IT HOT EVIL WOMEN CHRISTMAS?????????????????
"you have... interesting fixations" hellO
sorry but this is now my favourite character combo of all time actually i am eating this for breakfast ooooohhhhhhhhmyGOD
ooooh treesinging as throatsinging is such a great concept i LOVE it
alanna is so fucking hot my GOD
...this liveblog rly is just me swooning over this entire cast but im literally a lesbian whAT else am i supposed to do?????
HELL YES WE LOVE A REVEAL IN THIS HOUSE even if it's just a new character finding out info that the audience has known for ages WE STILL LOVE IT
ISHY
ISHY
ISHY
MOtherFUCKER
IM YELLING I FUCKING LOVE HER ALSF;KSDKLGJDFLG
"Ishamael has her" the absolute deliciousness of the web of grudges and relationships being spun in this episode it's SO GOOD
ALSO the dramatic book reader irony of rand dropping into egwene's dreams like Literally Of All People
SIUANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN GOD HER THEME STARTED PLAYING AND MY EYES INSTANTLY WELLED UP
THAT HUG??????? HELLO??? FUCKING HELLO? I AM SHRIEKING INTO THE VOID RIGHT FUCKING NOW???? PUT! MATRIM! CAUTHON! IN! THE POLYCULE! OR SO HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I hope they told you, at your White Tower, how special you are" godDAMN the LAYERS of PAIN
THEY LITERALLY SAID. LET'S MAKE THE MOST PAINFUL SCENE OF ALL TIME. AND THEN THEY DID THAT.
ELAYNE MY BELOVEDEST BABYGIRL
okay fucking hell not to repeat what i said LITERAL MINUTES AGO but like. put mat IN the POLYCULE are we all seeing this shit literally HEEEELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO???????
IF YOU LOVE HIM STAY AWAY???????? they are expecting me to not be on my bullshit about this ship for fucking ever now??? i think NOT
OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. LET'S GO LESBIANS???????????????
IM GOING TO HAVE A STROKE
ALONE IT IS
LAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD THAT WAS FUCKING HORRIFIC. THIS SHOW IS A MASTERPIECE BTW
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