thinking bout casual dominance w teyam
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Neteyam who wraps his tail around your leg or waist while walking. Neteyam who carries you close to his chest if he’s having a hard time matching your steps. Neteyam who feeds you. Neteyam who makes you clothes and jewelry. Neteyam who doesn’t let you do anything dangerous because he won’t have his little human in peril or pain. Neteyam who writes poetry and songs about you. Neteyam who takes your phone away at night so you can have plenty of sweet dreams. Neteyam who always hugs or kiss you goodbye even if you had a fight because you should never go to bed angry. Neteyam who has you ride in front of him on his ikran. Neteyam who is obsessed with your tiny alien hands. Neteyam who completely engulfs you while spooning. Neteyam who always greets you with flowers. Neteyam who puts some braids in your hair so you two match. Neteyam who never makes you lift a finger.
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Vlad owned a cookbook.
Keyword, owned.
But you see, it was far from an ordinary cookbook.
It was a bit magical in nature, not on any purpose of Vlad's part, despite being the one to make it. It was created a while after Vlad stopped having an obsession with Maddie and became on somewhat better terms with Jack, in which he decided to entirely ignore one Daniel Fenton.
Instead, he focused on creating the perfect cookbook that has ever graced the mortal plane. Made from the highest leather, the best finest paper and bound together with the best thread he could find.
All helpfully sourced from the Ghost Zone.
Of course, after all of that he had to, well, fill it with recipes.
He had multiple duplicates scouring the internet for various recipes, and since it's for personal use he doesn't have to care for copyright or whatever since it won't be used by anyone but him. While also looking around in the Ghost Zone for specific types of ghosts.
Mostly grannies.
Overtime and with help from his multiple duplicates his cookbook has quickly become filled up, though for some reason there seemed to be an endless number of pages left unfinished, doesn't matter since it's just more space.
Then he started to encounter the spirits of witches, wizards, warlocks, shamans. You get it.
He took recipes from them too, because when he meant this would be the greatest cookbook, he meant it, and what is potion making if not Alchemy, and what is Alchemy if not cooking?
So, after some time, with blood, sweat, and tears being poured into his book with recipes from everywhere and his own personal recipe along with few decorations here and there, making it look less like a common book and more like the prized treasure it truly is, and Vlad's work is finally complete.
The greatest cookbook to ever grace the mortal plane.
He went to sleep happy, woke up the next day happy, used his newfound cookbook happily and was overall having the greatest of times.
He also found out that his cookbook became sentient. Which is nice, because he can just call out a page and it'll flip right through to it, but he doesn't recall how it became sentient.
He's been watching it carefully before completion, and every time it came in contact with ectoplasm it never became sentient like the food the Fentons produce (And yes, living food is indeed within the endless pages of his book), so it maybe had something to do with the more magical recipes contained within.
Not that he cared, really, since it served it's purpose extremely well.
Except, a few months later, with a visit from the Fentons to his mansion, he finds he lost it.
Vlad, predictably, is in shambles.
Is it because his cookbook is a genuine danger to society if in the wrong hands?
No.
Perhaps because contained within its pages are high level alchemical recipes?
No.
Or maybe because there was a recipe to create some kind of potion to kill an immortal, make someone immortal, or reverse death? (Honestly he didn't even remember where he got that one)
Fuck no.
He's in shambles because he didn't even get to use a quarter of the recipes that weren't even his own.
Also, because it's became his technical technically both his son and best friend.
Who does he accuse first?
One Danny Fenton.
Because it only disappeared after Danny came to visit, and while he wouldn't put it past Jack to do something incredibly stupid, the man was nowhere near his book at the time!
Danny, predictably, is not at all amused.
Vlad then pesters him to go out and search for his missing greatest creation and doesn't stop until Danny agrees.
So, now Danny has to find a cookbook that can and probably is a genuine danger to society if someone decides to use the far less than normal recipes.
Also, why the fuck did Vlad even have them??
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(SPOILERS) My review of Hazbin Hotel (Episodes 5-6)
Episode 5
. I liked Lucifer, he was cool. The dynamic between him and Alastor is something else.
. I liked both songs, preferably the 2nd one.
. We finally got to see Alastor snap and curse, which I liked
. I liked Husk and Sir Pentious in this episode
Episode 6
. Honestly kind of boring, I honestly preferred the B plot with Sir Pentious and the others over the A plot with Heaven.
. Heaven is cool
. Sir Pentious being confirmed to have a crush on Cherri Bomb I did not expect, but it’s welcome
. Personally, I’m not a shipper, I just go with whatever’s canon, but good for you guys
. I liked the scenes with Husk in it as well
. Vaggie being confirmed to be a fallen exorcist, I honestly kind of expected
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Imagine Blue finally being able to tell his au about the multiverse and being like,
"These are my best friends, the God of Creativity and Gusrdian of Positivity respectfully, the God of Death (Reaper likes a guy even tho they aren't close), Lust, Comet, and the God of Destruction!"
Dude’s flexing his friendship skills without even really knowing it.
Specifically with Error, Reaper, and maybe even Nightmare. Cuz I can see his family being like “I’m not surprised the sunshine reincarnated befriended the Guardian of Positivity.” But to have the Guardian of Negativity AND Gods of Destruction and Death??
THAT might be a bit of a shock.
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I want a boyfriend so bad... I to go to a picnic with matching clothes... And spend hours talking on the phone... And read the Bible together... And go to museums and art galleries... And receive flowers... And write each other's cute little notes... I WANNA LOVE AND BE LOVED SO BAD
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