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ilovemesomevincentprice · 2 days

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Vincent Price as Roderick Usher

The Fall of the House of Usher (1960) dir. Roger Corman

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jaakey · 2 days

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#hey have u guys seen thisnpic of jake in his new band hey have u guys heard that jake is in a new band #like have u guys seen jake #have u seen his moustache in his new band #hi #jake #jacob thomas kiszka #sir

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coconut530 · 12 hours

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HARLAN GUTHRIE JUMPSCARE

#Malevolent #Malevolent Podcast #6 #SIR #OMG #IT’S A WEEK EARLY #I WAS NOT PREPARED #HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW #WHAT THE HECK ARE WE DOINGGGGGGGG #THEY’RE GONNA BE SO MAD AT EACH OTHER OH NO #AND 13TH CENT. ENGLAND ISN’T GONNA HELP #I’M SO SCAREDDDDDDDDDD #OH WELL #SEE YOU ALL WHEN I FINISH THIS

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somethingusefulfromflorida · 2 years

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I hate correcting customers who call me ma'am and miss and honey over the phone, because only about 30 percent of the time do they apologize and start calling me sir, while 70 percent of the time they double down assuming I was trans and continue misgendering me on purpose to show how little respect they have for me as a human being. "Thank you, MISS."

I'm a cis man, for the record.

Whenever I correct someone and they keep it up, I simply refuse service. "Oh, I'm sorry, we're completeley booked up the day you wanted. Yeah, no, we're booked up on your backup dates too. Looks like our next opening isn't until, hmm, mid-November. Oh, but it doesn't have enough beds for your party. We could probably fit you in around New Years, but you'd have to change rooms every day. You might wanna try [more expensive motel] a few blocks north of us, they might have vacancies. Have a good day."

I've been able to dodge what few complaints we've gotten so far because they all tell my boss that they just spoke to a very nasty woman, and she has no idea who they're talking about. "You must have dialed the wrong number, because I'm the only woman here, and I didn't talk to you." That PISSES THEM OFF, and she doesn't understand why they respond with "well we've been staying there for years, but we're never coming back." They think she's protecting me, an afab trans man, and are disgusted by it, but from her perspective they're just crazy people who are complaining about made up bullshit; it doesn't even cross her mind that they're talking about me. Why would it?

My boss is like 70 or 75, and was a Republican until 2016. It's never come up in conversation, but something tells me she wouldn't exactly be a trans ally. I'm in a weird position here, and it's hilarious.

#the customer is always wrong #all customers are bastards #terfs #confused terfs #trans #cis #phone calls #ma'am #miss #sir #southern hospitality #60k 11-28-22

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sirartwork · 1 month

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I wish I had a big dick, like a horse big dick

#SIR #Asks #Horse #Monkey's Paw #Vaush

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crewdlydrawn · 7 months

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S I R.

#brennan lee mulligan #PLEASE REMAIN RESPECTFUL #make some noise #dropout tv #video #SIR #omg #sam reich #izzy roland #erika ishii #my post

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boudinotqyolanda · 5 days

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#david vega #riviera #sub!grayson #ships #delusional #sir #pride flags #love her wild #kinky js

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mysterygrl20 · 10 days

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Ateez at Coachella 2024 | Park Seonghwa

credit: Sparkling Heart

#ateez #kpop #Coachella #park seonghwa #ateez seonghwa #SIR

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 14 hours

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Again, throwing shade like a fucking boss.

Vincent Price and Chris Warfield -

Diary of a Madman (1963) dir. Reginald Leborg

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nopecho · 8 months

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IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS?????

I feel like my mind is exploding.

Whitney?? A good father?? Sir????

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catre33 · 4 months

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the fact that Percy Jackson as an individual has just chugged gallons of respect women juice throughout his lifetime

Literal gallons

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birdsofanarchy · 3 months

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My favorite part of the new Percy Jackson show is whenever percabeth is percabething Grover is committed to being the funniest bitch in the show with his side quests

#the whole scene with Ares #in tears #flying around during Medusa #Well because our train Exploded #sir #percabeth #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #grover underwood #annabeth chase

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sirartwork · 2 months

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Perhaps i'm dumb, or maybe it's tumblr being tumblr, but where did that post you made about a meme fellowship go? I can't remember all the names, but i knoe for a fact that "Spurdo the Turgid" was one of them

The original drawings were a reply to a now-deleted tumblr post, but thankfully I had a backup posted on twitter, including the original map joke and group drawing by an unknown anon: