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inspiritjun · 2 years
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Pete : You killed him?!
Vegas : Actually, he died of natural causes.
Pete, standing next to the body : A knife through the neck is natural?
Vegas : Nothing more natural than dying from a knife in the neck. What would be unnatural is if he survived.
Porsche : I mean... he's not wrong.
Pete : DON'T ENCOURAGE THIS.
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theshiningdiamond · 8 months
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My submission to sirfluffbutts contest! Featuring OC's from my mafia world
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aunnokokyuu · 8 months
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what if YOU were a poor little animation studio who kept straightifying the very homosexual moments between a tiger and a malnourished victorian child in order to make the anime more appealing to the general public. but THE MANGAKA HIMSELF said NO here’s a scene where said malnourished victorian child sensually bites the tiger’s neck while he’s transformed as a vampire and U HAVE TO ANIMATE IT THIS TIME BCS ITS IMPORTANT TO THE PLOT!!! now bones if you straightify that scene like you did to akutagawa telling atsushi to run you fool then you can trust that i’ll find you more than you trust in god
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cantcatchmeee · 10 months
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siriusblackisdead · 20 days
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The fbi: Nathaniel, if you dont talk about your father, youre gonna go to jail…
Neil, holding a finger up: gimme a sec i need to check my husband
*Turns back to Andrew*: like i said, DID NO ONE TEACH YOU HOW TO DUCK OR WHAT-
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leonkupidyn · 8 months
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Important question
What are the silliest/most bizarre nicknames you call your pets? Is there anything odd you call them besides the names you gave them?
Please provide context, I am very curious about where their nicknames came from. Please, share your pet's lore. I need it in my life.
Are the nicknames more like "Lulubooboo Dumpling Pwincess", "The One that killed my sister" or maybe "Vegan sosig"?
Also, adding a poll, because I love polls, they are fun. ( '-' )/)
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mewos-box · 1 year
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New Anthology Comic
My translation is approximate cuz I do not speak Japanese and I used translator!!!
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geekysteven · 1 year
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[Image description Movie poster for Goncharov edited to read Gorncharov. All characters have been replaced by the Gorn from Star Trek, except for one in a tuxedo who is now Captain Kirk]
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asexual-in-distress · 1 month
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All day, everyday. (*゚▽゚*)
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annonir · 1 year
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Mafia Clara's design has me in such a chokehold I swear
Any smiling happy jester/clown women whose motifs are "I want to make people smile" and "I wanna see your joy, laugh with me" etc. have all my love
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Bonus points if they're a deranged cirque "welcome to the freak show" type too
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rush-the-stars · 7 months
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thinking depraved thoughts about nanami x gojo x reader mafia au
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dumbfucksystem · 5 days
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imagine if the shen family was actually a part of the mafia. and shen yuan just never knew.
like his Family is rich and they are all super close. he’s even in contact with some of his distant relatives pretty often, which is kinda cool for him, he’s sure that this isn’t the case for most families so he considers himself lucky to know the extent of his family tree. sure, some of them seem to have lost a marble or two but what family doesn’t have a couple oddballs in their midst, you know?
and its not just sy’s comical obliviousness that contributes to this. his family is well aware that sy is not suited for this life style- especially his siblings. they grew up watching him get himself into all sorts of weird situations and putting himself at a disadvantage simply because he’s too nice. he can try and deny it all he wants (just like how he denies he’s gay- c’mon sy everyone can tell you are not straight) but his sense of justice would only burden him if he were to work for the Family. not to mention his sense of self preservation is absolute shit and they don’t want to have to babysit him his whole life- and he probably doesn’t want that either!
so they send him off to college, help him find an apartment, and basically do everything they can to help him start off on his own, away from the Family. his siblings had to do a whole lot of convincing to let this happen btw- this kind of thing usually isn’t allowed, but sy doesn’t know anything that could be used against the Family, so they make an exception in his case. better for them to not have a deadweight sticking around either is what they say but they all dote on him anyways and refuse to admit they care about him. sy definitely picked up this line of reasoning from them btw.
shen yuan is a little upset and confused that his Family seems eager to send him off (it’s not like they can’t afford for him to live with them after all- both of his older brothers still live in the Family’s massive house and even his aunts and uncles are living there??). he manages to recover quickly though. at least now he can read his web novels in piece without prompting any dick jokes (his cousins had a field day when they found his account with all of his pidw comments…). now he just needs to figure out how to live by himself.
it’s not that sy is incapable of taking care of himself- it’s just that he’s so used to having other people with him that he never understood how much they were doing for him until they were no longer around. but that’s fine, living on your own is just another learning curve and sy is willing to rise up to the challenge. which he did, by the way! he found a job and pays his taxes and even though that isn’t much he still gives himself a mental pat on the back for it. he is still in contact with his siblings, he never misses an update for pidw which he totally doesn’t get excited for and his life is going great.
……until he accidentally eats some expired food and dies.
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kyouka-supremacy · 6 months
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One thing I keep thinking about is how the pm's front company is literally called “Mori Corporation”. Like yeah sure, let's put the actual name of our evil boss, most likely the most wanted person in the entire Yokohama, as the title of our not-shady-at-all perfectly-subtle black-themed industry. What could ever go wrong
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6i · 1 year
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Rest in peace Lola Chantrelle Mitchell aka Gangsta Boo
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nartothelar · 3 months
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First off, sorry for stalking your mafia au tag with all the likes and reblogs spamming your feed (my bad) second I just read through your “ready or not bakery” on ao3 and was curious.
What would happen if someone tried to rob the bakery? Like say they’re not with the Yakuza families and wouldn’t know like obviously Inko and Izuku can handle themselves but would the yakuza step in?
SKSKS no need to apologize! Spam away :D
As for your question, an investigation would be underway if the people/organization that tried (emphasis on tried lol) were truly unaffiliated with any family or if they were truly ignorant about the whole of the underground.
If it’s the latter, then this matter would be handled by the normal authorities!9 (and would make a great funny story for izuku to share with his customers for small talk skksks)
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