#like wtf do you mean by that?

[treyisms]

sometimes its 1:30 am and your heart just longs for trey parker </3

#like wdym im not gonna roll over in bed rn and find him puffy lipped & heavy breathing while he sleeps next to me and his tummy rises and #falls against my back while he sleeps #wdym hes not gonna take me in his arms kiss my cheek and fall asleep feeling so safe and loved by me #like wtf do you mean by that? #so oh oh okay he’s not talking to me in a groggy strained voice trying to make me giggle one last time before bed because we all know treys #love language is laughter #ohhhhh okay so hes not gonna get so comfy when i lightly trace his face and rest my hands on his his #collarbones as he drifts off to sleep #yeah okay whatever #s loves trey musings <3 #trey parker

[cognitiveinequality]

So... a bunch of NFT grifters threw a party in Hong Kong this weekend and reportedly a bunch of attendees are now at risk of permanent eyesight damage because the promoters used unsafe lighting, and people are going to the ER...

#jfc #I mean I know crypto is a fucking grift #but I kind of didn't think it would PHYSICALLY harm the idiots who invested in it #literally can't believe the last poster #like.... at what point DO you stop sucking these guys' dicks??!? #AFTER they blind you?!? WTF

[lilybug-02]

Pain is a great motivator…

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Meanwhile Toriel:

(Loud noises don't wake her up usually.)

Artist note: I’m so proud of this :))) I know it’s a lot of dialogue and reading, but dialogue is grueling work for me. I’m glad with the art and for the amount of pages I made in such a relatively short time span -w- page 5 was super fun to work on. A lot of blood, sweat, and hours here... :) The backgrounds were a big bore tbh, but I finished them! Yippie!

#CHARA WTF DO YOU MEAN “COMPUTER”???? #lol i hope you guys dont hate me for what im doing in the next update. #IS THAT A MAC OS??? #Yes......owo'' #Kris and the Gang are LITTLE now. I've pixelated them and turned them into little game characters! #FINALLY!! #I never thought I would be going so far in the story to explain WHY Kris pulls out their SOUL and opens Darkfountains even when they killed #Berdly in Chapter 2. Pain can make people do horrible things. #Uhhhhhhhhh anyways. :3 I hope you liked it! I made this post a little too long for my liking and didnt get it out when i wanted too- #but thats okay! As long as people enjoy it :) #bread #art #deltarune chara timeline #deltarune chara timeline comic #seriously though #long post #man am I glad I switched over to the limited color palet! It helps me feel alot more relaxed uwu #This is....way over 16 hours of work q-q #chara #asriel #susie #kris #asriel dreemurr #kris dreemurr #kris deltarune #susie deltarune #deltarune #comic #my art

[ruubesz-draws]

When bae is angry at you

#godzilla x kong: the new empire #godzilla #mothra #kong #godzilla x mothra #mothzilla #mosugoji #when the love of your life your queen your bae your wife is PISSED #whoa Goji you gon done it my dude #mothra would be like: #WTF ARE YOU DOING?!?! #I WAS GONE FOR 5MIN (in kaiju time ig?) AND THIS IS WHAT I SEE THE FIRST THING I WAKE UP?!?! #YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOON!!! #I love you and I missed you tons #BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT ANGRY!! #And Goji would be like: “Babe im sorry pls calm down my love pls i can explain” #anyway Goji was HELLA HAPPY TO SEE HER HHHHHHH #Mothzilla is canon ya'll #it's canon.... #do not repost #my art

[scaryorganmusic]

i just think medical prescriptions should be like unlocking a new item at the store in a videogame. you unlock it once and then you can buy it whenever you want forever yk

#like wtf do u mean renew? you gave it to me last time i can just keep buying it whenever i want now

[theloveinc]

Bakugo is the type of idiot who doesn’t realize that roughhousing with someone you’re interested in is erotic … not until your legs end up around his waist, his arms above your head and his mouth near yours … and then he’s just thinking oh shit lmfao

#Bakugo #it’s kinda funny bc I feel like he doesn’t expect this to be how he asks u out #he thinks it’s alllllll casual and then — #AND LMFAO the squad was warning him #‘what do you mean you spar with y/n???? be careful dude they might get the wrong idea’ #and he’s like ??? wtf it’s just sparring #BUT THEN HE HAS A THATS SO RAVEN MOMENT AND HE feels like such an *ss #been leading you on for MONTHs thinking you’re just being buddies #not that he wasn’t in love with u but #he wrestles with coworkers all the time… what do u mean it’s weird to snatch someone’s leg when they’re sitting on the couch #lmfaooo #this just stemmed from the thought that I bet he’s a subtle roughhouser who tries to mess with y #sighhh #shii posts #gen

[mintygreencake]

Sam after he asked William what he'd do if he's wrong and he pulls out the "I won't be." Even though he fucked up with Vincent's turning, Adam torturing Lovely and Alexis turning Sam against his will. UNDER HIS SUPERVISION.

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted fandom #redacted sam #redacted memes #redacted william #redacted vincent #redacted adam #redacted alexis #redacted lovely #Nah because id be mad as hell too wtf do you mean you won't be wrong??? #YOU WRONG ALL THOSE OTHER TIMES #500 yrs old and you acting like you 5 #STOP PLAYIN' GAMES MY GOD #😭 William fix yourself before you wreck yourself

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 119

Another divine twitch chat Au? Another divine twitch chat Au. With a bit of a twist. 

Billy would like to say it is in fact not his fault. It’s really not. Who hits someone with magic they obviously don’t know how to use? Well okay maybe he had done that before, but it’s not like he ever did it around other people where they could get hit! 

But someone was an idiot and now he’s here, as his normal ten-year old self kicking his legs while sitting in the Watchtower as the others argued. Apparently the League thinks he’s been de-aged, which is good as his secret isn’t out. 

The uh, issue is that something about the spell might have um, partially manifested the gods- or as he called them the Mediterranean Magic Men, if only because of how annoyed it made Zeus. Now everyone can see the chat that’s usually only visible to him and apparently it’s concerning. 

He doesn’t see how it’s an issue, Zeus has been silenced for the next hour and Hercules has been dying of laughter for the last three. Oh, wait, it might be from Mercury’s constant attempted flirting with Flash. …Or the fact they’re trying to convince him to commit a crime and he’s honestly down for doing so seeing as he’s a homeless ten year old who is down for getting clairvoyance and super speed for the next thirty minutes in exchange…

#prompts #dc #dcu #divine twitch chat #Billy has gone past panicking and is just *yep this might as well happen* #The MMM have somehow convinced half the league that Marvel was made from their magic and mortal blood a couple years ago exactly #“Why yes this is their funky magic creation child isn't he great we're still trying to get him to curse someone but he's still just a baby” #The league are all sobbing and freaking out because wtf why is Marvel now a- wait he came into existence 10 years old #What do you mean No please explain #Oh god the gods are ignoring them and bothering the poor baby marvel- #M-marvel why are you listening to them- DO NOT GO BACK TO EARTH JUST TO KICK A COP #SOMEBODY GRAB THE MINI MARVEL #How did this feral gremlin become Marvel?! #The MMM: Ah yes we're raising him so well look at how they grow :) #captain marvel #shazam #justice league #mediterranean magic men #Whenever the MMM talk or do something they're partially visible like colored ghost-mists lol #It's all over once they realize they can interact with the world again #Time to pick up their funky lil dude and go on a run through the watchtower #The champion of magic has to be pure of heart to deal with the gods' shenanigans

[asti-doodles]

Found this in wips folder and it's supposed to be an AU where Adrien receives his miraculous a bit later and oh, umbrella scene doesn't happen and Marinette still doesn't like our boy :>

I'm a mad woman when it comes to Ladrien stop me if you can

#miraculous ladybug #mlb #miraculous #adrien agreste #ladybug #ladrien #he's so in love #he just saw a goddess #and she is like: #wtf are you doing here brat bo- I mean- are you okay?? #I love them

[bpdohwhatajoy]

The mentally ill traumatized urge to cry when people are nice to you

#like wtf do you mean why are you saying that #when you forget not everyone hates you #ryan.txt #bpd #borderline personality disorder #trauma #mental illness #mentally ill

[voltstone]

clementine.

what the fuck.

doNT MAKE THAT FACE AFTER YOU SAY THAT. GIRL.

#volt's shit #twdg #twdg 4 #twdg clementine #twdg aj #no but this is one of my favorite lines of hers #not the line itself but girl wtf do you mean youd be a cannibal #or like an off-brand cannibal #oml #i know im being a hypocrite the other fic im working on i turn wednesday into a cannibal leave me alone lol #and also no i totally didnt think about a one-shot to do related to this #shut up #ALSO HER LINE DELIVERY ON THE “whatever you say ☺️” IS WILD

[bougiebutchbitch]

cannot believe that 'yelling at your boss when he repeatedly almost gets you and your crew killed and lies to manipulate you into staying when you try to leave, is not emotional abuse, actually' and 'there is such a thing as a mutually toxic and unhealthy relationship where both parties are incredibly shitty to each other - and this is obviously where Ed and Izzy stand until S2, when it becomes blatantly abusive' is a controversial take. But as this is Abuse Apologism And Ableism, The FandomTM, I really should not be surprised

Just.

I was deep in physically and mentally abusive relationships in my teens/twenties - including relationships that started out with mutual toxicity and bad decisions on all sides, but which became outright physical & mental & other sorts of abuse with myself as the victim. I know my shit.

I suppose I can see where 'Izzy emotionally abused Ed' comes from IF people give literally the most uncharitable interpretation to Every Single Scene, and assume Izzy shouts angrily at Ed and negs him all the time rather than this being how he acts when he's incredibly stressed by circumstance caused directly by Ed and at the end of his fucking rope? Which, as we see in S2... Is not the case.

It's not freaking emotional abuse when you're shouting at your boss who keeps almost getting you and your crew killed. Even if this is NOT a kind or productive way to help Ed deal with his mental health, considering that Ed's actions have consequences that he repeatedly and blithely ignores, it's pretty fucking justified!

It's not freaking emotional abuse if your boss OPENLY LOVES MAIMING PEOPLE AND IS MORE THAN HAPPY TO BURN THEM ALIVE and you encourage that, while upholding his right to not kill with his own hands. Even if he has private breakdowns after the fact because he suffers from black-and-white thinking, dissociates himself from any wrongdoing, and is afraid of his potential to become 'a monster'.

Are these choices helpful? No. Are they kind? No. Is Izzy demonstrating Model Citizen Behaviour? Definitely not.

But it's sure as hell not emotional abuse. And it doesn't justify the physical and emotional abuse Ed puts Izzy through in S2.

Nothing you say can 'make' him hit you. If he chooses to hit you (or... choke you out then repeatedly mutilate you and pressure you to commit suicide and makes you constantly live in fear for your life and the lives of people you care about) he makes that decision himself. Yes, even if you shouted at him first. Yes, even if you were arguing. Yes, even if you were in the wrong in that argument. Yes, even if he has a Tragic BackstoryTM and mental health issues. This shit shouldn't be controversial.

Signed: one of those actual abuse survivors.

#izzy hands #israel hands #the izcourse #ofmd izzy #our flag means death #ofmd #to be clear: I think Izzy was an absolute shitbag in S1! #but. as someone who WAS emotionally AND physically abused just. Idk. The amount of straws people are grasping at #that's... not what emotional abuse looks like. holy shit. #if they were trying to depict that then they frankly did a really bad job lol #I think he was jealous and also worried for himself and HIS crew (who weren't the Revenge crew at that point in time) #I think he egged Ed on. But as we see REPEATED THROUGHOUT THE SHOW #ED DOES ENJOY VIOLENCE #HE LOVES A GOOD MAIM #HE BURNS PEOPLE ALIVE #THEN DISSOCIATES - that's what makes his character so fascinating and relatable to me! but he absolutely kills people #he just can't handle the reality of that or what it says about him #Izzy didn't 'make' him do jack shit. S1 is heavily dedicated to showing just how much Izzy never can get Ed to do what he wants #'Ed was afraid of him'?? wtf where do you even GET that from #if anything Ed is afraid of HIMSELF in that final scene. And he has good reason to be! #That self-loathing and fear of the self is INTEGRAL to him! See: when he's ACTUALLY scared of the fucking kraken #Anyway stop making both Ed and Izzy fundamentally boring by making one wholly good and one wholly bad lol #Izzy did bad shit. He got a good redemption arc and died. a lot of his fans are tired of that arc. #Ed did bad shit. He didn't get a good redemption arc and a lot of his fans are pissed about it.

[hitmeupaep]

i will never get over jensen saying “which is funny cause so do i”

#like wtf bro #why do you say things like that??? #like the hesitance before and than the quick delivery and the nervous body language after #like wtf is up #need to interrogate him and ask him why he said that #like no matter his meaning it’s such a strange thing for a “macho straight man” to say #like i know what you are #even if he meant he also refers to misha as danneels boyfriend that’s still so weird and gay like what #like why are y’all being gay on stage #like we get it your a throuple omfg sorry #misha collins #danneel ackles #jensen ackles #cockles #jenmisheel

[attleboy]

What is the pomni drawing your most proud of?

oooo interesting question that is honestly. a bit hard to answer at the moment... i've been prioritizing having fun instead of putting full effort into everything due to like, time constraints and such soooo i wouldn't consider most of what i've posted to be "full pieces"

that aside, probably the mirror room piece? it's a bit complicated ... while i'm still very proud of it there was actually a lot more to the drawing than i posted, but it was just too hard for me to pull off in full?

i didn't plan well enough and in the end i had to take the coward's way out by cropping out the bits i was having trouble with. whoops ^-^;

i'm not too torn up about that though, it was experimental in the first place and i learned from it so all is well

alternate options would probably be either the bone comic [i might be biased due to its success, but i was pretty happy with the general flow of it and my expression work there] orrrr this sketchy animation that i'm still working on which isn't a masterpiece or anything, i just get really giddy over making pictures move

here's a sneak peek... you might be able to guess the full contents if you think back a bit

#animation is so fun it's like wtf... i made that thing move??? AWESOME #why don't i do it more often you ask #short attention span means i usually lose steam if it takes any longer than a few days. which. because it's animation it always does. whoop #only reason i didn't drop this one is because #i kind of made a promise #ask response

[front-facing-pokemon]

#garbodor #here it is… oleana's pokémon… which is the only thing i know this guy for #someone's gonna get mad. at me. they'll be like. wtf do you mean. garbodor is my favorite pokémon. explode #and i'll be like yeah!!! yeah #but one of _my_ favorite pokémon is next after this. so. just you wait. lookit how many more notes this next one gets than garbodor

[friend-crow]

Saw a post yesterday about how we all like to joke about how tumblr users are getting older and have joint pain, but if you're 30 and have chronic pain it's not normal and you should get it checked out.

Then somebody had reblogged it like "Wait, you guys actually have chronic pain? I thought we were doing a bit."

Guys. Please do not pretend to have chronic pain "for the bit". I can't believe this needs to be said.

#apparently I'm still thinking about this today #I mean it's kind of funny #but also WTF #like this is part of why nobody takes you seriously when you tell them you can't do something because of chronic pain