#like the feral mess he is

[daydreamerwonderkid]

Happy Birthday to the world's wettest raccoon of a man

What a fucking mess. I love him.

#bruce wayne #batman #dan mora #future state #dc future state #dan mora was so real for drawing bruce #like the feral mess he is #10000/10 #i could totally see this version of bruce #scrounging around in a dumpster for some tossed out lobster thermador #lmao #dreamer queue

[jjoneechan]

that one (out of many) time we almost got an snf kiss

they make me go CRAZY

#artists on tumblr #do not repost/steal #no ai/ no nft #fanart #georgenotfound #sapnap #snf comic #snfies #georgenap #THEY ARE INSANE #LATELY #LIKE ???? #this is a sort of what if? scenario lol #mini comic #i am so normal #sapnap my beloved #sapnap is a rizz mastaaahhh #not really #hes a blushy mess I love himmm #GEORGE IS INCREDIBLY FERAL #ON THAT FIRST PANEL LMAO #no but seriously #that moment lives rentfree #THEY WERE SO CLOSE #if george hadnt reacted that fast they wouldve kissed looool #ugh i love them

[lesbianbanana]

toa but instead of attempting character development, Lester flips Zeus off and decides to become a popstar

#bro got mortal-ified one too many times and was like alright thats enough #fuck fate and fuck my dad too - lester #i know what i have to dooooooo #healing the worldddd with becoming a popstarrrrrrr #- also lester #zeus: no wait ur supposed to fix all of this stuff #lester: good idea!!!!!! no. #the other gods: damn bro aint messing around #leto shows up for every concert #artemis too #megs still there shes like the feral thing he has to babysit while being on tour #wait thats literally how toa went lol nvmd #she stabs the monsters while lesters living his barbie rockstar dream #cabin 7 thinks its fucking hilarious #lester papadopoulos #pjo apollo #apollo pjo #toa apollo #toa #trials of apollo #pjo #percy jackson #zeus #zeus pjo

[ghastlyaffairs]

for something as trivial and simple those feelings sure are hard to get rid of

also made a gif a version for fun + alt version with no tears under the cut

the gif is in very low resolution...this is a feature (i could make it bigger but that would require saving each frame individually and than glueing it all together. also i feel like low resolution suits it better. aesthetically and fits the mood)

#hs #homestuck #dirk strider #eye strain #probably? if you think i should tag something else let me know!! #anyway hooray its time for rambling in the tags #so uhhh heres the teæ i've been sick for like a week and you know how it is when suddenly your throat becomes the main gunk warehouse #and you can't breathe lol. wish i could just pull it out. anywaaayy this is basically a vent piece for me being sick lol #also i could draw remotively the same thing with kris deltarune. oh how easy it is to project having a cold #though i have been also experiencing troubles with feelings recently as well....how fitting for dirk #speaking of the man himself (enough of me) his relationship with his own Heart...is peculiar to say the least #the thing i love about alphakids is that despite being so feral they were. so relatable. i cannot stress this enough how unwell they are an #and how they represented being a teen so well. yeah being 15 years old makes that to you #imagine being an emotional mess and trying to fit the 'norm' and act normal about your friends so youre not offputting #and then you fall in love with you friend and your ai clone falls in love with him too looool noone makes out of this one alive #uhh literally. godtiering stuff and dying remember #and speaking of it. tw for suicidal talk for the rest of tags #do you ever think dirk was suicidal. of course the part of when he teleports his head to jake was totally planned and he knew he would -> #wake up as dreamself but. don't you think the moment he cut his head off was sort of. cathartic. how much did he hate his own guts #beheading himself not only for the plan...but also because he thought he 'deserved' it #also wow he is a Prince and was literally beheaded don't you think its funny hahaa #sigh poor thing #this has ended on a not the very pleasant note hm #also fckkkkkk i didn't draw anything with rose/mary for the lesbian visabilty week #(putting the slash because tumblr search system has a dumb gag with showing you posts that contain the tag inside the other tag. #and i don't want this post to show up for the ros/mary fans because it's not!!!! its rose's father emotional crisis post!!!!) #update YOOOO WHAT THE HELL THE GIF HAS EVEN LESS PIXELS THEN I PLANNED fantastic #this your breakfast now tumblr. enjoy your crunchy flakes of dirks meltdown. mwah

[bevirspnsblmnt]

Can we see your durge? :oc if not no worries I'm just curious!

Of course! Have a lil WIP of her in all her evil glory 🥰 (Hope I can finish this anytime in the next century lol)

Her name is Sandra, she's a war cleric of Gruumsh/oathbreaker paladin and she's Totally Bad Not Good Unredeemable. I haven't posted much about her bc I'm still in ACT1 with her (Im replaying Khael and campagn that takes priority).

fun fact before I even got through half of ACT1 of all the compainons only Astarion and Shadowheart were alive/present. I dont know how long theyre going to last though lmaooo

She's another iteration of my DnD character Alasandra, who Ive played for a couple years in a homebrew campagn! I also played with her in Solasta (another DnD game, that I suggest checking out!) He's all three of her together for the meme:

I also technically have a Redeemed Durge character that's based on another DnD character! His name is Chan, he's a warlock and a cinnamon roll who can do no wrong 🥹 (which makes me chosing him as a durge an awful parent)

and here's how he looks like!

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 durge #Durge Sandra #Chan Sunshine #I'm probably not playing with Chan because I dont think Im gonna be able to import him properly in the BG3 durge setting hmn #I'm just thinking of making a durge khael so I can see the Good Durge options and call it a day #I have one more tav he's from the multiplayer cmpgn Im plyaing with friends that's 90% us being naked and messing around and 10% actual gam #disegna e bevi #its so fun killing everyone but dang the game becomes so empty its so jarring i love it sm #also please know that dnd sandra is dear to my heart sm durge sandra is just a more feral unhinged verison of her it's what she deserves #me with sandra litterally like “i support womens rights but more importantly i support womens wrongs” #also both sandra and chan have mods for their appearences since I tried to make them as close as possible to their original designs #tw blood

[thatgaywizardoverthere]

Merlin doin highly public and suspicious magic to add some spice to his life in Camelot

#listen #tell me i’m wrong #this boy really be gagging for that spice in life like he’s fuckin christopher columbus #that time he made the campfire dragon directly in front of arthur and morgana while telling hunith with a straight face that he’d be careful #that time he created the Ealdor toranado with his hand out in broad daylight #that time he levitated and jangled the keys directly next to arthurs head #that time he swiped arthurs breakfast sausages from right under his nose like a treasonous glizzy guzzler #that time he let his eyes glow in front of literally everyone at knight practice just to magically mess arthur up and watch him get wrecked #that time he lit up the wraith in the middle of the courtyard like it was fucking bonfire night #the multiple times he deadass levitated spears instead of just picking them up and subtly using magic to guide their aim #the multiple times his feral little ass kept creating disguises to sass the life out of the royal family #the multiple times his feral little ass kept creating disguises even though he knew he’d be recognized by his eyes #the multiple times his feral little ass kept getting recognized for his eyes and still never fuckin changed them #iconic #if you’re not adding so much spice to your life that your fellow medieval peasants would die of flavor shock are you even really living #I’m as dead as merlin would be if literally anyone in camelot could recognize magic #merlin #truly the most chaotic bitch of 500AD #and I support him so much #in a land of myth #and a time of absolute fuckery #bbc merlin

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

Okay, but. SWK Truth serum au. Imagine him being forced to communicate. Comedy, hurt/comfort, and finally clearing up, well, everything. I’m not sure where I’m going with this, sorry. Have a great day, bye!

“You know who broke the toaster, Monkey?”  The word “yes,” was pulled out feeling forced and unpleasant.  Pigsy looked like he already knew the answer before he asked. Wukong wasn’t sure why he bothered asking at all.  “Who?”  “I did.”  “Of course…” Pigsy pinched the bridge of his snout and sighed before looking at him, brows furrowed with some familiar annoyance that made Wukong’s hands twitch. “Mystic Monkey strength and all that I bet.”  Not a question so Wukong just gave him a forced smile instead of answering. He glanced away to look over at where Mei and Mk were arguing over whether it was sane to put butter on plain bread without toasting it first.  “Nothing to say for yourself?” Pigsy asked after a long moment of silence.  “No,” the words slid out, unraveling, too many.  It made him lightheaded the more he said, not unlike the feeling that came with blood loss. Dizzying and empty. Every word took something with it as it left him. “It never matters what I say.”

Anon you have no idea how desperately I want to write an entire fic about this, I have been thinking about this constantly since you sent this ask bKL;SDMAFAOWEF

#knox rambles #KNOX WRITES (me) #Monkie Kid #LEGO Monkie Kid #i KNOW YOU LITERALLY SAID COMEDY BUT I'D VEER SO HARD INTO ANGST YOU HAVE NO IDEA BGLKAMOWEFMSD #watch the crew realize exactly how messed up Wukong's belief system is #watch one of them ask 'you don't really believe that right?' and then realize that he believes it as truth and fact because he can't lie #so he's telling them what he believes is the truth #watch them be horrified #watch Wukong hate how they look at him #watch how he sways on his feet when they ask too many questions because the serums pulling stuff from him he doesn't want out #watch him resign himself to their anger because he can't deflect with jokes or lightheartedness when it won't let him say anything but the #truth when they ask him a question #I'M GOING FERAL I TELL YOU #YELLS #Monkey King | Sun Wukong #WATCH LITTLE THINGS TRIGGER HIM LIKE BROKEN TOASTERS AND LIGHT SCOLDINGS AND HAVE NO WAY TO HIDE THAT IT HURTS HIM #WATCH HIM RUN OFF ON HIS OWN TO TRY AND FIX IT BECAUSE IT SCARES HIM #GODS I'M FINE #I WANT TO MAKE THIS INTO A FIC SO BAD I'M SCREAMING #HGHSDFBSDF;AGB;OAIFMFKKSDF #Asks #anon #THIS IS SO LATE BECAUSE I SO DESPERATELY WANTED TO WRITE SOMETING FOR IT #THIS WAS ALL I HAD BRAINPOWER FOR I WISH I COULD WRITE MORE

[vulturevanity]

I feel like SV girlies haven't seriously considered "codependent mutually obsessive JuliNemo" yet and that's a shame, really. I've seen a lot of wholesome ChampionRank (really cute but a rehash of every wholesome yuri I've ever seen, not much original content here and that's okay) and one-sided obsessive yandere!Nemona ChampionRank (REALLY do not like the villainization of Nemona's neurodivergence but eh, you can do whatever you want forever) but not as much "these two get on like a house on fire. and boy, it's dry season" ChampionRank.

Where is "battle-hungry socially starved trainwrecks who have no one but each other" JuliNemo. Where is "oh god these two exacerbate each others issues into the stratosphere and this can only end in disaster but I can't look away" JuliNemo. Where is "bringing out the worst in each other and scaring the hoes" JuliNemo. Where is "you two are perfect for each other. Never change, just never involve anyone else in any of this" JuliNemo. There's so much potential here. Toxic codependent yuri save me

#pokémon #pokemon sv #championrankshipping #julinemo #babbles #my juliana is such a mess #she does not make friends easily and can't keep relationships for long at all #whenever someone enters her life she aants to make the best impression so she lovebombs them incessantly #and that either comes across as too much too fast or causes people to get too attached. #but she's young. she is very young. and the people who bothered to match her energy had ulterior motives #so now she's too afraid of getting too close to someone #she'll act the part but never show her true self #and at the slightest hint of genuine connection she'll RUN. #this of course clashes horribly with Nemona's own overbearing personality and loneliness #you know how she wants you to be her ideal rival. and you end up becoming exactly that. #yeah to my Juliana this was kind of a nightmare because. as much as this toed her boundaries #she isn't so inept as to not recognize a bit of herself in Nemona. so she decided to ride this out and appease her #and UH OH! she got attached. fear and need for control and validation from feeling wanted mixed in her head #and she started matching Nemona's energy and the two jumped into dating too fast and oops. they're codependent now #they literally can't handle being away from each other for more than two days or they start going feral #i wish i had the energy to write this one because i'm fascinated by this horrible dynamic. i want to study them in a rat maze #edit: i feel like i should clarify that this interpretation relies on Florian existing and being the one to help Penny and Arven #Florian isn't without his issues. he's a huge people pleaser too. but he's more of a doormat who can't say no

[hyperfixated-artist]

That feeling when @toh-tagteam-au breaks into your house and holds your entire brain captive. Again. (We've all been there, right?)

Anyway, I am thoroughly Unwell so take this quick Tag Team!Grom sketch before I completely lose my mind :D

#furthering my hunter w piercings agenda by having luz lend him some earrings #unsure whether she or amity did his nails. or maybe even eda #someone bullied him into it tho #i did this fast so if i messed something up no i didnt #one day ill make actual good tag team fanart and then its all over for you nerds #the owl house #toh #fanart #kay's art #hunter the golden guard #eda the owl mom #tag team au fanart #toh tag team au #you dont UNDERSTAND his comfort phrase was like my fav lil detail of this au #AND HE ACTUALLY SAID IT. HE SAID THE THNG #IM CRYING IM SCREAMING IM CELEBRATING I AM FERAL #someone talk to me abt this au im begging T-T

[sonnburn]

As much as we’re all looking forward to Prapai finding out about Sky’s ex and going full protective boyfriend mode, I gotta say I’m just as excited to see Rain’s reaction.

My guy almost fought Stop one-v-one just for insulting Payu and didn’t even hesitate to kick the shit out of him after the kidnapping fiasco. He made Prapai swear he could trust him before handing over the keys to Sky’s apartment. If ya’ll don’t think Rain’s gonna find out what happened to his BFF and then hunt this man to the ends of the earth to curb stomp him into hell where he belongs, I dunno what to tell you.

#love in the air #love in the air the series #lita #prapaisky #lita sky #lita rain #love in the air sky #love in the air rain #sky love in the air #rain love in the air #Rain will go full guard dog mode I guarantee #like an angry Pomeranian protecting his human #Rain might be stupid but he loves Sky #he would not hesitate to cut a bitch for messing with him #Payu would help eventually but I can’t help but think he’d stand back and watch his BF go feral for a bit first #beaming with pride #Payu recording on his phone while Rain goes HAM: You’re doing amazing sweetie!

[esa-marie]

He doesnt get paid enough for this (close ups under cut)

Design by @transgendermarioodyssey !!! i didnt have the energy to color them but I have literally never drawn Luigi b4 so!!! this was really fun!!!

#danny phantom luigi #luigi #I AM GOING FERAL FOR THIS CONCEPT #i think king boo probably does know he's just messing w/ luigi or something #my art #forgot that tag lmao #i like it when ppl put my fav characters in predicaments #esp if the predicaments create a crossover thing with my fixations #esp esp if it gives them glowy eyes #anyways enjoy yall

[kinokoshoujoart]

an addendum to the bachelor relationship post because i realized these are the four elements

#gordy is extremely articulate and charismatic but socializing isn’t a priority #gustafa obviously has a wonderful way with words and goes out of his way to visit others #gustafa is the guy who has slowly earned the trust of the stray cats (gordy nami and daryl) #matt is kind of a mess socially but reading his dialogue like a book actually made me love him more (not how we’re meant to get acquainted) #man is incredibly fucking awkward and doesn’t have anything nice to say about any of the guys but he also really wants friends #he says the player is his first friend Ever which tracks but also…. :( #rock is extremely excited to hang out with all the guys and thinks they are all cool but he shows this by being a menace on accident #rock is apparently incapable of reading expressions or acting socially normal and appropriate and he’s feral and I Love Him With My Entire #sos awl

[somestorythoughts]

Eldritch Clone Troopers but Not All of Them

Like the Kaminoans didn't start whatever weird thing they did that resulted in Eldritch troopers (what were they trying to do? I don't know. The troopers don't know. That Kaminoans know and this was NOT it) until after they've got a few batches underway and it never really affects the oldest troopers.

So you've got the CT's who are all eldritch horrors masking as Jango Fett, the CC's may be normal or may also be eldritch, and the Alpha class troopers who are normal. (I have not read the comics, this is my understanding of the trooper age order from fics and those sound like the canon timeline may be odd so. Basically the older troopers are not eldritch and the many many younger ones are.)

This does absolutely nothing to change the fact that the Alpha class troopers and possibly the CC's have all decided that these scary feral CTs are their baby brothers. Absolutely nothing. It also does nothing to change the fact that all the eldritch troopers see them as their gruff older brothers who make them do extra laps when they mouth off to them and sneak them candy when they mouth off to the trainers, who make sure they're meeting all the requirements and teach them their own tricks for hiding inefficiencies, who'll scold them ten ways from sunday for messy armor but also help them through panic attacks.

Picture if you will Alpha-Seventeen lecturing Rex for something insane that somehow worked and then sending him off to do 10 laps around the hanger or something and Obi-Wan's staring because he just saw this short scowly guy who looks like Jango Fett lecture this 6-ft blond with three rows of teeth and a shadow as blue as his armor and then Seventeen turns to him and is like "What? He's a little shit."

I find this very funny.

#its like that idea i've seen floating around of Anakin as eldritch and obi-wan as the normal guy who's just gotta deal with it #except it's like a few hundred alpha and cc troopers vs their millions of feral eldritch baby brothers #they do not give a single shit #'what do you mean the vod'ika looks like something that crawled out of nightmares he is baby?' #every single one of them has bite marks from being bitten at some point by the feral babies who cannot keep their teeth to themselves #they are very surprised to find this is not a universal experience #oh there are species where that's normal but uh not the rest of it #these are THEIR feral nightmare little brothers and anyone who looks at them wrong can jump out an airlock #the thing about seventeen being shorter than rex comes from a headcanon I saw somewhere that they didn't mess with height till later batche #so the alpha class troopers were actually shorter than everyone else #i think that's funny #clone wars #clone troopers #eldritch clone troopers #captain rex #alpha-17 #star wars

[masked-alien-lesbian]

Spoilers for the traitor in Alpha, though I'm late so who doesn't already know? Lol

You know, the werewolf legacy is kinda fuxked up if you ask me. Parents forcing their kids to undergo a potentially life endangering ritual for what? To run around the woods, licking your nuts and howling at the moon?? At least in WB, the wolves help heal nature, what do these wolves actually do?

#I mean #All the power to those #That want to and truly consent to turning #But it has to mess with somebody #To know that their parents would prefer a #Dead feral werewolf over a happy healthy human son #And I'm not condoning what Randy did #Ppl could have died #But he obviously didn't feel like he had many options #I think his parents #And parents like Kala's are the bad guys #choices #pixelberry #Playchoices #Alpha #choices alpha

[tearueful]

Anyway I had a horrible realization about my Wildstar OTPs of the past and my current hyperfixation.

Granted, Wildstar had ONE fantastic hairstyle for Exile men (and the one coat model every basic white boy used...) BUT-

Man, I love that hairstyle on men a lot.

#Silco kinda has it too #but his sides are buzzed and it's a LIL more spikey #they all have blue eyes too #like- ??????????????????????????? #but #it's my fav hairstyle on men #the slicked back look #and then when it gets messy a few strands fall on the forehead #UNF #the last guy I dated had an extreme version of this with buzzed sides and long top hair in a ponytail #and just- #I GUESS I GO FERAL FOR A HAIRSTYLE #a BASIC BITCH HAIRSTYLE #the top is SO FUN to run fingers through and mess up and sides ideal length to nuzzle and UGH #fanart of Bird and Harry would show off their hair better but- #lol lmao #Wildstar #Homelander #shut up Ash #anyway Homelander should be easy to draw for me now because he's just Harry but blonde

[qkmlh]

Never trust anyone that genuinely thinks Raph doesn’t care for his brothers

#THAT BOY IS BUILT WITH SO MUCH PROTECTIVE LOVE AND DEVOTION IT MAKES ME GO FERAL FROM HOW MUCH HE CARES #Yes he can mess up and go too far but he’s still just a kid like the rest of his brothers #He’ll make mistakes the same way they do but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t care #He loves his family he loves his brothers and anytime anyone messes with them he’s always the first one up to fight whoever’s hurting them #Raphael #TMNT #Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #TMNT 2003 #TMNT 2012 #Honestly this is primarily about the sh!tty takes I’ve seen lately about ‘12 Raph but ‘03 Raph is included too because I saw one take that m #ade me so annoyed like hello?? How did you possibly get here #Ani Rambles