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ceciliablossoms · 3 years

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Kinda lost but do you still take request? I'd like one about Diluc, Kaeya, Childe and Zhongli after they had a very heated argument with their s/o who basically avoid them at all cost because they're too hurt to face them. How do the boys try to amend themselves and make up (not necessarily as a next part for the whiskey prompt but if it's easier for you, please do ^_^)

Of course!

EDIT: I have absolutely no idea what is going on with the format. It says some of the lines are out of order but when I go to fix it its completely fine. IT IS IRKING ME SO BAD I AM AT MY LIMIT

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Diluc

It takes a lot to set him off

Either nothing going right and setting him back or stress on top of stress building up over time

Regardless it takes quite a bit for him to lose his temper

And when he does he is very quick to shut shit down

So when he snaps at you, and you leave because of it, he's relieved at first since you (at the moment) were considered a source of his annoyance

Yet after he calms down and wants to see you after his workload has decreased enough for him to have free time

You're nowhere to be found

He remembers all the stuff he said when he snapped and he feels horrible

So he seeks you out

He'll bring some gifts with him as well

Nothing too extravagant but something that he knows you'll like

He sees you around a lot but the moment he approaches you, you excuse yourself immediately

'I deserve this', He thinks after each failed attempt

But finally, after some convincing from others, you decide to humour him

He's extremely apologetic and you can tell how he feels by the look in his eyes

Probably would be one of the ONLY times initiate public affection because if you forgive him he'd probably hug you on the spot

Then probably get embarrassed and let go so he can compose himself

Kaeya

Gets angry somewhat easily but hides it extremely well

Usually never enough to make him lose his temper, just get mildly irritated

You WILL know when he's angry though

The temperature noticeably drops and his body language + look in his eyes just screams 'fuck off right now'

The argument was probably over how hard he works, how he needs to take a break etc.

And for him to snap there'll have to be some preestablished irritation otherwise he'd tease you for being worried

Probably ends up inadvertently attacking an insecurity

And also adamantly holds his ground much like Tartaglia

Takes him a while to come around, expecting you to come to him first

He eventually begins to worry about you and regrets what he said

Searches everywhere for you and doesn't stop until he finds you

He grabs your wrist gently before you can flee

You're hesitant to even look at him

He's not particularly the best with words but he will literally give a speech

Probably won't give you gifts as he doesn't want you to feel as though he's trying to buy your forgiveness

Tartaglia

How long his fuse is depends on the situation and his mood

He either has a short fuse or he can tolerate a lot of shit before snapping

Though his temper is nothing to be trifled with because the bloodlust will very easily take over

Since you're a loved one though, that's extremely unlikely

When he does get angry though, the words come out before he can even think about them because his mouth just works faster when he's mad

Head empty only rage

It's probably a short fuse day and an argument over something incredibly stupid

But nonetheless, he can't stop himself from saying it

You tense up but he holds his ground

Despite wanting to take it back and apologize, he's too angry to even conceive of it

Your words are lost in your throat

So you back off, leave him alone and give him as much space as possible

His words upset you greatly

It takes him a bit to accept that he's in the wrong because at first, he thinks you're being childish

When he does realize that he fucked up, he seeks you out as quickly as possible

Gives you gifts much like Diluc but they're expensive ones

Also probably wines and dines you

Will spoil you as much as possible

Shows his regret through both actions and words and bribery

Will be clingier than normal, 100%

Zhongli

Arguments with him are EXTRAORDINARILY rare

Even if there's a dispute, he keeps his calm

It takes an unreasonable amount of stressors to crack this man

And when he does snap, his face becomes unconventionally stony

The aura he emits is absolutely menacing

You can very clearly tell that he's angry and even though you may not be the source of it, he may still slip up and say something that he'll regret later

It catches you completely off guard

You'd never have expected him to say something like that to you

Especially since you stopped arguing to try to calm him down and ask what was wrong

You had offered to make him some tea, maybe some food and talk about this later

Immediately after the words had left his mouth, he quenched his temper and held you

Apology after apology left his lips as he held you close to him

He stops talking and cards his hand through your hair with one hand, the other holding you to his chest

With occasional kisses to the crown of your head, he shows that he's sorry more through actions than words

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worstloki · 3 years

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Top Forty Thor-Being-Thor Moments from Thor 1

just absolute dumb*ssery that this 7yr old kid’s life goal is to “hunt down the monsters and slay them all”. I’ll go easy on him here and let the Thor/Loki expressions do the talking because of “...just like you did Father” but seriously can his hands even fit around a sword handle??? this kid isn’t even punching the air right??? if there was a sword in his hand he would’ve cut his head with the way he’s moving???? pure tiny-himbo energy here just look at that >:o face he’s making. contrasts very nicely with Loki’s ‘,:|. 10/10. such a baby idiot.

“the jotuns must pay for what they have done! they broke into the weapons vault! if the frost giants had stolen even one of these relics!” thor. thor please. can you even name one of these relics. thor. hey thor. thor. shut up. “well, what would you do about this?” odin asks him. “march into jotunheim! like you once did! break their spirits! so they’ll never try anything like this again!” wow okay so we’ve fast-forwarded by like a thousand years and thor is still going on about genocide. huh. that’s funny, i thought loki was the genocidal one. hmm. i also just realized that the loki exclusive clip gives loki the same hairstyle thor has here so do what you will with that information.

0/10. horrible. terrible. i dont care how angy thor is about not getting to kill some jotuns or become king today this very instant, that is a tremendous waste of food. an absolute fool. how can he just remorselessly throw the bread to the floor. if loki stabbed him when he was 7 he would deserve it for this table flip alone. what a privileged white *ssh*le.

loki came skulking around a corner and suggested not to go to jotunheim and not only did thor not suspect anything but he also then went on to decide to go to jotunheim. 10/10 himbo material.

if tumblr didn’t have a picture limit i would put every instance of thor smiling in this list because look at that stupid smile. he’s such an idiot. 11/10. this is the thor content i’m here for.

“I have no plans to die today” thor says with the stupidest open-mouthed smirking smile ever captured on film. right after he also told heimdall not to tell anyone they’re gone. he’s literally planned to strand them on jotunheim. thor’s grand plan was to strange themselves on jotunheim and also start a fight. i repeat: thor’s plan was to successfully slay all the frost giants and not need to return until they’re all gone. what an absolute d*mb*ss. this is getting ridiculous. this was originally a top-ten-thor moments list but i’m not even twenty minutes in so i’ll have to extend the list. thor. thor are you listening? thor, you’re such an idiot.

“HOW DID YOUR PEOPLE GET INTO ASGARD?!” thor you sweet sweet summer idiot, please, i am beggin,g you,, learn to rea,d , a room,, literally everyone else who came with you is regretting it, there is complete silence and only the rumble of the opposing king is meeting your “I AM THOR, SON OF ODIN”s, please, please take some notes from Loki, or, you know, literally anyone else in the room, since everyone is asking you to get out of this realm while you still can,

thor’s stupid smile makes an appearance after he gets called a princess and decides to fight a whole realm over it. you know what? thor is a princess. he’s the prettiest princess in all the lands. what’s thor gonna do about it? is he going to fight me too? I hope he does the stupid grin first. minus 15 points for the sexism. thor is a complete and utter sadistic fool who needs to get a hobby. seriously, he’s 1500 years old and still going on and on about slaying all the frost giants. boi, i hate to break it to you, but your dad is not the best or only example of greatness out there. i don’t think your dad even qualifies as an example of that.

“THEN. GO!” 🥰 ahh yes, just thor thingz 🥰🥰 like when one friend has had his arm burnt 🥰 and another friend has been impaled and needs medical attention, 🥰🥰 and all the rest of your friends are yelling for you, 🥰 and your brother is telling you they must go, 🥰 and you decide to buy everyone time by laughing maniacally and killing more frosties because you care for them and dont find joy in destruction like a loon 🥰🥰🥰

THIS is the iconic Thor moment that makes my day whenever I think about it. Just Thor, an absolute bumbering 6′6′’ giant boodlusting dummy sees Odin and just decides to yell “FATHAA!! WE’LL FINISH THEM TOGETHAAA!” as if the last thing Odin told him wasn’t “no, thor, we’re not going to do anything to the frost giants, do not go after them and try to kill them all.” 11/10 d*mb*assery right here folks, I couldn’t ask for Thor to be more of a fool. This is PEAK Thor energy. Look at that face. I feel like Thor spends half this movie with his nostrils flared. I love it.

okay i gotta give thor credit for rightfully calling odin “an old man and a fool” but also there was not even 1 frame of the scene where Thor had a decent face so now all i see is >:O >:| >:o >:[ when i watch that scene. yelling at odin was great, not yelling at odin after he HUAERGHed at loki was less great, but to be fair it’s thor and he is the definition of Peak D*mb*ss.

thor literally GROWLS and starts yelling “HAMMAA?? HAMMER??” over and over. He was hit by a van, he fainted, he woke up and started growling. I don’t know what else there is to say about this.

“you dare threaten me? puny human?”. so. uhh. basically. Thor knew she was threatening him? He KNEW she had a weapon? instead he made a face and started yelling as he tried to walk his way closer????? thor you complete and utter dum dum. you frickin hairball-for-brains. im not even surprised darcy tasered him. with that kind of face, i’d taser him too.

when you wake up in an unknown place to a person smiling at you without a stupid smile, the first step is always to attack first and ask questions later 😌😌😌 (but seriously thor you imbecile why didn’t you ask where you were instead of throwing multiple people around the room and getting your butt needled. you clueless buffoon. you’ll remain a clueless buffoon if you don’t listen to anyone.)

just a quick recap but thor was knocked unconscious by a van and these people kidnapped him aboard and the next scene we see him in he’s checking himself out in mirror after presumably changing right there in the open?????? these are the things that make thor thor. any other character and i’d question it so much, but this is thor, and i truly believe this is in-character for him. just change in the open because why not? thor is a beefcake and that’s his only redeeming quality and he knows it. 10/10 thor moment.

I am now convinced that Thor saw Jane and “5k van-hitter to lover slow-burn height-difference himbo-scientist trope” flashed through his mind.

“but no more smashing!” Jane says, and then Thor proceeds to check her out and smile unlike an idiot and like a douche. was this his version of flirting???? i’m not one to decide, but yes, yes it was. He threw a cup to the ground and broke it, and she’s getting mad at him and berating him about it, and he’s liking it. y’all i’m sorry to break it to you like this, but thor has a canon fetish. i am so, so sorry.

im DYING. THAT ISN’T EVEN A KISS, HIS MOUTH IS OPEN. he SMUSHES his mouth around her knuckle???? WHY. I can’t keep noticing things like this. send help. please. Jane’s response makes so much more sense now; she’s laughs for a solid 3 seconds and shakes her head and is like “uhh, thank you? ahaha,” and then she keeps looking back longingly when walking away. they are doing this in PLAIN sight of EVERYONE. Darcy and Erik are standing RIGHT THERE, and Thor is doing weird things to her with his mouth. I’m out. I am done here. goodbye.

return of the stupid smile AND the douche smile in quick succession through the entire trip. their entire dialogue is peppered with innuendo. “I’ve never done anything like this before. have you ever done anything like this before?” “many times, but you are brave to do it.” “I have nothing else to lose.” “ah but you are clever, far more clever than anyone else on this realm.” “realm? rEaLm?” “you think me strange?” “yes” “good strange or bad strange?” “I haven’t decided yet.” I AM DYING OVER THIS. plus, we get Return Of The Himbo with Jane asking after Einstein Rosen bridges and Thor is like “uh, actually, more like a rainbow bridge 😜🤪” i feel so sorry for jane here, didn’t know how much of a d*mb*ss Thor was when signing up for this van-trip and knuckle-sucking 😭😭😭 i also no longer have questions about how the trip that SHOULD HAVE BEEN A HALF-HOUR ONE turned into one that LASTED TILL THE SUN WENT FROM THE MIDDLE OF THE SKY TO SETTING by the time they arrived. I have no questions. please. I don’t want to know what they were doing in that van. please no. don’t make me think about it.

thor’s plan had 3 steps and they were 1. give jane his jacket 2. walk in and get his hammer 3. fly out. that was literally his plan. he had the first “I have a plan. attack.” moment in the MCU. pure concentrated 0-brain-cells energy right here. how can you not stan this king of d*mb*ssery. look at him, flaunting his big boy muscles. he’s about get his hammer and fly out, like he just told jane with a trademark stupid-smile.

crop-top hair-mop thor is my favourite thor. the way the entire fight scene parallels a hamster in a maze only exemplifies the thor vibes for some inexplicable reason.

“you’re big. fought bigger.” + Thor douche-smile + subtext from earlier + rolling around passionately in the mud = not a happy me.

I swear i’m not making up this romantic subtext but it’s barely even subtext. the entire scene leading up to Thor’s attempt at lifting the hammer is actually filmed erotically. I’m not kidding. First there’s a shot where Thor pulls aside a hamster-cage-wall blind which mirrors a shower-curtain, and THEN he walks around the hammer while smiling douche-ly at it, we get a few close-ups to his face which are shot from angles slightly lower than himself, giving him an aire of superiority, plus the music adds to this, he reaches out for the hammer’s handle with a mud-covered arm in the rain, in non-slow-motion slow-motion, and he wraps his arm around it, like, he fully twists his arm, unecessarily sexually, around it as he grabs the hammer. This is not okay. On the plus side, it makes the movie much more entertaining,, on the down side,,.

im not going to call Thor dumb for not knowing he’s not worthy. im not going to. because odin literally whispered the enchantment to mjolnir after he’d thrown thor to midgard. it is very funny watching thor grunt in frustration though. he starts yelling because he couldn’t lift the hammer and just lets himself get caught. like, dude, get a life, go buy a new weapon from the store, seriously. he mourns for the hammer on-screen longer than he does for loki. he also looks like he’s in far more pain here. he becomes catatonic and unresponsive after this, but when loki dies he’s already feasting the same afternoon. 10/10 dum dum thor material. never change thor, never change. (that’s code for please change, thor, please,)

thor trying to establish dominance wherever he goes is the funniest thing because at this point he’s being a complete asgardian *ss about it and it’s reaching points of pettiness never seen before. side note: he is possibly flirting with selvig too. maybe. i’m not saying anything happened, but Thor’s openning lines when bringing him home carried over his shoulder are “he’s fine, not injured at all,” followed with an apology to selvig, and an explanation to jane which consisted only of “we drank, we fought, he made his ancestors proud,” and then he puts the man to bed and before he falls asleep erik says “i still don’t believe you’re the g*d of th*nder, but you ought to be,” so... your choice, i guess...

thor’s got his trademark stupid smile and stupidly takes jane’s life’s work notebook and starts doodling in it about trees. the last time his father told him this story about Yggdrasil was when he was 5 and he clearly hasn’t payed attention to any lesson about anything since and it shows so so much. thank you thor. very insightful knowledge you’re passing on hear. ‘i come from a world where [science and magic] are one and the same,’ ok great, now elaborate on that please. oh, right, you can’t because you’re thor, my bad, 20/10 thor behaviour. he couldn’t even doodle nicely. all his lines are wobbly. epic art fail. i wouldn’t trust him near my sketchbook with a 2B pencil.

THIS is thor’s realization face. in case anyone was interested in what ‘dawning truth’ looked like on him. 😰😪 THIS is the face of a thinker, of a man betrayed by his own beloved brother for unprecedented reasons. look at the nuance in his expression. 😩😩😩 so many emotions, I can’t even count them all 😩💯😪

stupid smile and “do not worry my friends, i have a plan,” he says, “i’ll just try and abuse the fact that Loki’s super selfless and kind and has no self worth to my benefit as i have countless times before which is exactly what he’s rightfully angry about this time,” he doesn’t think to himself because that is NOT the smile of someone who is thinking... like, at all. +10000 points to gryffinthor. the d*mb*ssery really jumps out.

“im sorry bro for whatever i did and whatever you’re blaming me for as an excuse to do this, im sorry bro, but you’re disturbing innocents that i don’t really care about but you’re the one making a scene in front of them so why don’t you admit you won’t kill me and are just having a temper tantrum and we move on? hmm?” and then he proceeds to get slam dunked in the face with a metal arm like yEAAAA BOI that’s what you GET for going up against the SENTIENT LAVA-SPEWING metal-man ya absolute dunderhead clod. thunderhead clod? yeah, that. he’s just so dumb, your honour, please, you must understand, the victim pleads guilty on all charges of d*mb*ss and d*mb*ss alone.

I can NOT describe the emotions I feel knowing that Thor is suck-kissing Jane’s knuckles. Like, his mouth is literally jelly-ing it up against her hand. There is suction there and it shows when he is placing and removing his mouth. I promise that’s what is happening. I’m not any happier than you about this. I regret everything. This is why Loki should be what is focused on and not Thor; Thor’s going around trying to frick frack everything in sight even if it’s just Jane’s hand. He’s maintaining eye contact with Jane while he licks her fingers. Why did I decide to rewatch this movie.

i’m only adding this in as a thor moment because of how desperately and badly they kiss. seriously. 2/10 kiss. im not surprised jane broke up with him. they look like two actual seals fighting over an actual grape. while i’m here i’m going to criticize every fic ever that decided thor is an experienced gentle lover. what were y’all on when watching this movie. thor can and will f*ck literally everything in sight and he won’t even do it well because he is the peakest of peak d*m d*m. look at this man. look at his face. that is the face of an absolute himbo idiot, and it’s the face of an absolute himbo idiot who knows it. he’s been stranded on earth for 2 days, max, and his flirt-count is at 69 people because his name is one letter away from thot. i bet his terrible use of a pen from early means he writes his ‘r’s like ‘t’s and he doesn’t even care. 1000/10 thor moment. doesn’t get much more romance-thor than two individuals smooshing their faces together after some finger sucking. that finger sucking is gonna leave jane simping for years. and that’s true love babey. <3

“I’ll handle my Brother!” Thor says, as if Loki didn’t send a metal-murder-bot that quite virtually killed him less than ten minutes ago asdfhkhsdgsdjf Thor, you horrific himbo you, Loki’s weapon of choice is literally throwing knives he will literally kill you before you enter the room if he’s on his game and wants you dead which he just proved he would do and you’re just gonna???????????? jog on over to him????? Thor??????????? bruH???????????? buddy??????? pal???????? you really wanna go 1v1 the brother you very clearly underestimate and know nothing about????????????????? im loving the confidence, but, no.

Loki: “you literally can’t stop this from here.” Thor, immediately: “i’m going to hit it with the hammer and see if that works” and then it does in fact work later... technically speaking, even if it ends up causing chaos destruction and death and loki falling off the bifrost 😔😔😔 but Big Brain Thor is the Biggest Brained Thor!!! The plan worked!! in a messy-Thor-ish way, but it did!!!

“you can’t kill an entire race!!!!” Thor yells, teeth gritted, as he faces his brother, his coward pacifist brother, who has suddenly decided he wants to join the age-old family tradition of realm-destroying, when this is supposed to be Thor’s dream, Thor’s, not Loki’s. How dare he, Thor thinks to himself, fist clenched around Mjolnir in anger, the pain of the handle pressing against his palm perhaps the only thing preventing him from lashing out at this thought, that’s my planet of monsters to slay, he should go get his own! Loki hits Thor across the face with the back-end of his spear. “Now fight me,” Loki says, but Thor, well, Thor cannot fight, as he remains stunned that of all things Loki would dare steal his life’s ambition, and he is sent sprawling backwards across the observatory, slowly but surely sliding to a stop despite his catatonic, very symbolic silence.

the elegance, the poise, i see your time on earth has made you no less graceful, Thor. the simple magnitude of this sprawl. the spread of the arms. the turn of the feet. this is not a dude, this is a man.

sometimes your brother starts vehemently talking about he’s gonna kill the race of monsters and about how he’s only ever wanted to be your equal and about how he’s not your brother and never was and sometimes you just have to say “this is madness” instead of addressing the issues or asking for any of the deets 🔥 👊💯😩

Loki is whipping Thor’s butt. Both literally, and metaphorically, Loki is whooping Thor’s d*mb*ss. Earlier he knicked Thor’s face, now he’s just pushing Thor around, he uses the spear as a pole and later kicks Thor’s face by kicking vertically up, and Thor, bless him in all his blond golden muscled glory, doesn’t think anything is up with this, gosh he’s such an absolute utter idiot

sometimes your brother laughs way too much and also cries too much in a fight and there are also too many of him so you just need to blast lightning so you get a shot at all of them 😌😌😌 and then put your magical infinitely-heavy hammer on his chest 😌😌😌 but it’s okay because Thor left holes in Loki’s container 😌😌😌

now THIS is the meat to Thor’s funny bone, just the pure unadulterated humour that is Thor saying that there will never be a “wiser king” or a “better father” than Odin, it cracks me up every single time without fail, just the way he says it with a straight face and— what do you mean he wasn’t joking

look at Thor’s stupid smile as he asks Heimdall to spy on jane every single day while conveniently never asking after Loki ever. This is Thor’s face in mourning after he attended a feast after everyone was celebrating after Loki’s death. Look at his stupid smile. I love him your honour. He’s just,, he’s just so frickin stewpeed, just Thor being Thor, just the purest of d*mbest of *sses.

#listen #if people can interpret loki and the grandmaster as a thing when loki spends the entire time looking uncomfortable about every situation #then i can interpret thor as flirting with people when there are actual canon questions which get solved when other explanations dont work #so #dont mind me here #in conclusion: thor is a dum dum idiot and it's *chef's kiss*#thank you for coming to my ted talk #ThisPostIsLongerThanMyLifeSpan #TPILTMLS #Language!#language #im one of those people who comments on things through movies but you can't be mad because it's worth it and i've got points #obviously writing means i can get the full gist of the comments out without summarizing #but #like #my family is simply underappreciative and i'm a genius

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foilfreak · 3 years

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Beauty and Her Beast: Summary and Ch.1

A Salvatore Moreau x Female!FishMutant!oc fic based on this idea I had the other day that a very specific subset of the fanfom went absolutely apeshit for, which I'm here for and decided to act on. I can't make any promises for consistent uploading or even a finishes product by the end of this, but so long as im still interested in working on it, I'll keep working on it, and if im not, then I wont, plain and simple. Anyways, here's the summary and chapter 1, please let me know what you think of the story so far, i hope you all enjoy (you'd better all enjoy), and I can't wait to see you all again for chapter 2. Bye! <333 (Link to ao3 posting will be in comments so check there if you want to read it there instead)

Warning: This fic is rated NSFW and contains graphic depictions of things some people may find disturbing or alarming, including, but not limited to: violence, gore, unhealthy family relationships, Oedipus complexes, gratuitous amount of pornographic literature, ableist language, physical, mental, and emotional abuse, etc. If you are someone who does not enjoy fiction with these elements in them, then I suggest you refrain from reading this, because this fic will have all that, and probably a lot more. So, this is your first and final warning to turn around and go somewhere else if stuff like this just isn't your vibe, because from this point forward, your emotional wellbeing is in your own hands, and I will not be accepting blame if you disregarded my warnings and ended up reading something you didn't like. Idk why I feel compelled to write one of these despite this being Resident Evil fanfic, but I figured I'd cover my ass just in case.

Summary:

Now, I’m sure everyone already knows the ancient tales that tell of a beautiful young woman slowly falling in love with a horrific monstrosity of a man. The pure and true love this innocent beauty comes to feel for him, despite his terrifying appearance, is the key that breaks the cruel and twisted curse under which he’d been kept prisoner. This allows the man behind the monster to not only return to his true human form, but then go on to live his Happily Ever After with the beauty who saved him. Everyone already knows of these tales, as well as the messages behind them, however that is not quite the way this particular tale plays out.

The tale I am about to tell bears many similarities to the one above, however there are also quite a few important differences. For while the original detailed a beauty falling for a monster because of the kind and loving man he was behind his hideous exterior, this is a tale of a beauty, with a few monstrous qualities of her own, falling in love with a kind and loving monster, not at all despite his grotesque appearance, but rather, in part, because of it.

This is a tale, where the Beast still falls for his Beauty first, but the Beauty is the one who will be pursuing her Beast.

Chapter 1: Mother's Gift

Few of those who lived isolated from the outer world, high up in the mountains of Romania, would expect anyone of reasonable sanity to be out traveling in this hellish sort of weather. The wind howling a demonic high pitched tune; snow, sleet, and hail pounding into the ground like an endless shower of bullets from the heavens; and hungry lycans still roaming the area, tirelessly looking for their next meal, would be enough to incentivize even the strongest of mortal men to seek shelter away from the deadly conditions of the outside.

A man by the name of Salvatore Moreau however, one of the 4 lords of this mountain region who lived in the reservoir just past the windmills, did not appear terribly concerned with what other people thought of the traveling conditions. Completely unbothered by the horrifying weather and threat of suddenly being ground into doggy food, the hooded man trudged his way through the dark and barely maintained snow paths. Starting at the reservoir and making his way toward the village, Salvatore moved as quickly as his deformed body would permit, an unusually chipper spring added to his lumbering hobble of a walk.

Mother had a gift for him.

Yes, a truly joyous day it was whenever Mother Miranda called upon him to join her and the other lords for a meeting. Miranda was usually so busy with her experiments that she rarely had time to visit her children outside of these ‘family meetings’ they’d been having recently. However, it would appear as though Mother has come up with a solution of some kind to this problem and wishes to share it with them in person. Whatever this solution is, the mutated man has no idea, as Mother Miranda had been quite vague in her message, however the fact that Salvatore was being given the chance to see his radiant mother AND receive a gift from her, all in one day, was more than enough to make up for how agonizingly lonely he’s been these last few months since winter set in, as well as how agonizing it was for him to walk in this weather.

Salvatore arrived at the usual meeting site just as the clock struck 8pm, precisely as Mother had instructed. However, much to the hooded man’s confusion, when he turned the handle on the large wooden door to enter the room, he quickly realized that he was currently the only one present. This was especially strange considering that, usually, at least one of his siblings was always present a little earlier than necessary, usually Alcina or Karl, but occasionally Donna with Angie in tow.

Mother had clearly said in her message that she wanted to start the meeting at 8pm sharply, so where on earth is everyone?

“Moreau” Mother Miranda’s voice called out, immediately pushing all thoughts from Salvatore’s brain as her powerful, yet lucious voice echoed against the halls of the room like a choir of angels.

“Y-yes! W-what… is it… M-mother Miranda? I-i-i came to you… j-just like you asked” Salvatore responds, bowing his head in reverence as he slowly crosses the room and approaches the otherworldly woman.

“So you did, though I suppose you coming exactly when I call makes the most sense. You always were the most obedient of my children” the woman remarks with casual disdain, her voice devoid of any sort of motherly affection or tenderness. Despite the clear disgust and disregard with which Miranda regards the hooded man standing before her, her words light Salvatore’s soul ablaze, filling his mangled body with intense feelings of heat and desire that melt his heart of the cold, icy frost that had frozen it over the course of the long winter.

“Y-y-yes, y-yes of c-course, Mother M-Miranda! I-i would… I would do any-anything... for y-you. A-anything you s-say... anything y-you n-need… I’d d-do it... f-for you. W-without question!” The deformed man says, practically getting on his hands and knees and crawling as he neared closer and closer to Miranda, stopping only when he’d arrived just in front of the steps the raven mother stood upon, his gaze trained at the ground as he knelt at her feet, awaiting his fate at his mother’s hands.

“I know you would, Moreau,” Miranda says cooly, gently brushing the palm of her hand against the black fabric that covers the top of Salvatore’s head, “which is why I’ve called you here today; to reward you for your loyalty and service to me thus far.”

Salvatore sinks sharp and jagged teeth into the flesh of his bottom lip, nearly drawing blood as he desperately tries to silence the needy whine that wanted to tear its way from the back of his throat. His body shivered and twitched in unimaginable delight from the sudden tender caress to his sensitive skin. How long had it been since someone had touched him so gently? How long since someone had spoken to him with such kind and soft words. Took the time to gather presents as a reward for years of faithful servitude? How long since someone had loved him like this?

‘Too long’ the disfigured man sighed to himself, reveling in the soft, gentle contact for as long as he is able.

“Moreau. Look at me” Miranda commanded firmly, and despite not wanting his beloved Mother to be forced to bear witness to his hideous face, he complied, lifting his head up and back to allow his gaze to lift from the floor and up at the glowing figure that was his Mother, his beautiful, incredible, intelligent, majestic mother.

The light shining down from above illuminates Miranda from behind. From Salvatore’s perspective on the floor, the light darkens her face and most of her torso and waist, giving a softened, almost ethereal glow around Miranda’s figure. This, along with the rest of her garb, makes Mother Miranda appear even more like the holy woman that Salvatore naively believes she still is. Despite her less than affectionate treatment of him thus far, Salvatore still stared up at the darkened face of Mother Miranda, his eyes shining with reverence, love, desire, and unending devotion.

“Y-yes... Mother?” Salvatore breathed, barely able to speak above a whisper as Miranda stepped away, gesturing for him to follow.

“Are you ready to collect your gift now?” The raven mother asks, speaking more softly than before and even holding her hand out to Salvatore, her pose and appearance mirroring that of a powerful god taking mercy upon her wretched follower, reaching out to reward the years of faithful servitude and worship.

Salvatore, barely able to keep himself calm as he stumbled to his feet, did not grace Mother Miranda’s question with a proper response, instead practically racing to take the woman’s outstretched hand in his own.

“I’m ready Mother… I-I’m ready for... my g-gift now… can I… c-can I have it n-now… p-please?” Salvatore begs, pulling at Miranda’s hand like an overly excited child, seemingly unaware of the disgusted twist of her face when the hooded man’s cold, slimy fingers firmly latched onto hers.

“Of course, my child” Mother Miranda says, pulling her hand back from Salvatore’s and instead placing it along the man’s hunched back, beginning to guide him to wherever it was the raven mother had hidden his gift.

As Salvatore limped next to Mother Miranda, the deformed man couldn’t help but wonder what exactly it was that Mother had gotten for him. Was it a new cloak, to replace the worn one he was currently wearing? Perhaps a new set of romance films so he didn’t have to rewatch the ones he already owned over and over again anymore? Or maybe it was something to help with his digestion?

It would be nice to get his chronic acid reflux under control again.

Regardless of what the gift actually turned out to be however, Salvatore was merely pleased that he was finally getting a chance to spend time with Mother Miranda all by himself for a change.

Maybe, if he was lucky, she’d even agree to hold him, just like she always did back when he was still undergoing cadou treatment.

Oh how wonderful that would be!

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strawberrywritings · 4 years

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Addicted to you.

A/N: Here’s the promised EZ smut, i had to take breaks whe writing this, i hope it has the same effect on you haha Enjoy! xx

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Warnings: food play, oral sex (f!receiving), unprotected sexual intercourse, daddy kink

Summary: you and EZ are friends, but what happens when he decides to break the sexual tension?

The clock read 12:09am and you had been tossing and turning since you got into bed, plus it was way too hot outside, hence why you couldn’t sleep. You were sweating and decided to get something fresh in the kitchen; opting for ice-cream, you got a cone out from the freezer. Your phone buzzed. “You up?”. Your fingers were quick to reply with “Come over”. Settling on your sofa, you switched the tv on and waited for EZ to arrive.

It wasn’t his first time at your house, he usually came by because he knew you wouldn’t judge him. You let him get drunk and pass out on your couch without batting an eye or chastising him, you let him get angry and vent if he needed to, you let him sit on the couch and just lounge around, you let him cry, and whether you were there or not, your house was a safe place for him. You could see how many feelings he was holding inside and you just wanted to help him.

You heard the bike pulling up to your house, EZ knew where your spare key was and he used it to let himself in, finding you on the sofa, all sweaty and eating ice-cream. He stopped everything he was doing, his eyes focused on your lack of clothes: you were wearing booty shorts and a bralette. Your skin was glistening with sweat and your tongue swiped at the ice-cream cone in your hands. He immediately felt his dick hardening in his pants, only adding to his rage, which was the reason why he came to you in the first place.

He sat on the sofa next to you, removing his kutte and boots while you shut the tv off and turned to face him. “Bad night?”, your voice was almost a whisper, testing the waters as to why he came to your house. “You have no idea”, he shook his head and put his elbows on his knees. He started rambling about how hard his prospecting was becoming, how he hardly had time for himself because he was busy running after everybody else and also fixing their mistakes. Things with his family weren’t going well either, Angel was never around to help because he was always with girls.

“I understand that he has needs, but I have them too! And this whole mess he’s doing along with Coco? Crazy shitheads. They don’t care about anyone else but themselves!”. You had stopped eating your ice cream the moment his voice had gotten louder. You had seen him angry, but this angry? Never. It was hot and scary at the same time. You settled yourself behind him, he was sitting in between your legs now and you slowly raked your fingers on his back, on top of the green t-shirt he was wearing. “Is this what it’s about? Your sexual needs?”, your voice was still low and calm, flowing well with the movement of your hands.

You felt EZ’s body tense beneath your fingertips, but he didn’t dare speak. “Sex is a great way of shifting attention away from your problems, Ezekiel, even just for a little while. When was the last time you allowed yourself to let go?”, you had started to massage his shoulders, trying to relieve some of the tension his muscles held. “I... I don’t know, it’s been a while”, his voice was back in its usual tone and you nodded.

Getting up from behind him, he instantly missed the feeling of your hands on him. You walked into the kitchen, grabbed a tub ice cream with 2 spoons, setting them on the counter. You stuck your spoon in the ice cream and brought it to your mouth, licking your lips clean. Hearing a quiet shuffle behind you, you turned around and saw EZ walking over to you.

His expression was unreadable, and his hands came to trap your body in between his own and the counter. “You’re right, I should get laid, but I can’t, because every time I try I can’t stop thinking about you”, he said, tilting his head to the side and looking you over. He slowly moved his hands from the counter to hips, sliding them down to the back of your thighs, lifting you swiftly and placing you on the counter. The spoon you had in your hand fell to the ground, some of the ice cream landing on your skin: some above your breast and some on your collarbone. Both yours and EZ’s eyes fell to your skin, you raised a hand to wipe it away but he held your wrist. “Let me lick you clean, nena”.

Your lips parted as he licked his lips, your eyes following the movement, “Please”. That was all he needed. He brought his left hand to the side of your face, tilting your head to make more room for him to move. He ducked his head down and when his tongue made contact with your skin, you sighed and closed your eyes, your fingers gripping the end of the counter. He started kissing your skin with his plump lips, getting his tongue out sometimes to collect the melted ice cream; when he got close to your breast, he bent you backwards and laid you down on the counter, spreading your legs to accommodate his body. He kept licking at your chest and you were growing wetter with each passing second.

“There, all done”, he looked at you again and you saw the lust in his eyes, probably mirroring yours. “Can I get a taste?”, one of your hands cradled his cheek and he chuckled, nodding. He inched his face towards you, but it was you who closed the gap, sitting up on your elbows and kissing him with all the unresolved sexual tension you had. His hands went back to your hips, squeezing them and lightly grinding into you.

You bit his bottom lip and he hissed. You drew back and looked at him. “Are you still angry?”, you asked quietly, your doe eyes looking up at him and he swore you had cast a spell on him with that kiss, because he couldn’t get enough of you now. “Yeah”. “Then take it out on me, use me. Pour all this anger into fucking me”, as soon as the words left your mouth, he felt his dick throb in his briefs, and he grinded into you again as a reflex.

You both made quick work of getting the other undressed and you welcomed the cool of the counter against your hot skin. EZ put a hand on your chest, sliding it to the base of your throat and resting it there; his other hand grabbed the discarded spoon and dug it into the ice cream, grabbing a spoonful and spreading it on your left nipple, you hissed at the cold feeling. He watched as it started to melt and then brought his mouth down to eat it up, licking all over your nipple and breast in the process. He did the same to your other breast, opening his eyes and winking at you when he saw you watching him. All the while, you were writhing and squirming under the pleasure his hands and mouth caused you.

Seeing him lick the ice cream from your skin turned you on beyond limits and it was extremely erotic. When he removed his hands from you, you thought he was done, but he used them to spread your legs, exposing you fully to him. “EZ, please”, you whined. “Please what?”. “I need you”, he heard the desire in your voice and he decided to give into your implicit request. You thought he was going to fuck you, what you didn’t expect was to feel the cold against your core: he had put the ice cream there and he planned on cleaning you with those lips and tongue of his.

The first contact came with a kiss on your pubic bone, his silent way of saying he was going to take care of you, and then he dived right in, swirling his tongue around and swiping it from your entrance to your clit. He added some more ice cream and smiled against you as he heard you whimper. “Come on, querida, I know you can do better than that. Can you be louder for me?”, he tapped his index finger on your clit a couple times and you whined again, but then he slid it inside and you moaned. “Good girl”, he smirked; the way you were griping his finger was heavenly and your moans were music to his ears, he couldn’t wait to be inside you, but he wanted to make you cum like this, first.

He slid another finger inside, curling them to press against your g-spot, and you moaned again. After a couple thrusts, you were a complete mess and he had to put his other arm on your waist to keep you from moving too much. He reattached his mouth to your pussy and licked your clit in time with the fast movements of his hand. Your moans became breathless and you started saying his name, too, making his cock twitch.

“Be a good fucking girl and cum for me”, his voice was hoarse and you put a hand on his arm and the other one on his head; you came with your back arched and with loud moans of his name, along with praises. After slowing down, he removed his fingers and came up to kiss you, his mouth tasted like ice cream mixed with your juices and you loved it. “I wanna suck your cock”, you whispered and he shook his head, grabbing you by the waist and placing your feet on the floor again. “You don’t get to decide anything, I am in control. You’re just my fucktoy tonight”.

How could he be the same EZ that was always willing to help and had kind words for everyone? You liked this side of him and you liked it even more since you were on the receiving end of it, tonight. Once in the bedroom, he put you on your hands and knees on the bed, making sure the full length mirror was right in front of you. He smirked and pumped himself a few times, before slapping his cock against your ass.

“You sure you want it? I don’t know if I’ll be able to hold back once we start”, his voice was tender, but he was trying hard to resist the urge to just fuck you already. He looked down, seeing your glistening pussy, and he smirked, slapping your ass with one hand. “Yes, daddy, please, give it to me”, you whimpered and he stopped in his tracks, his eyes making contact with yours through the mirror. “How did you just call me?”. “D-daddy”, your eyes were wide, lips swollen and parted, chest heaving.

Still looking at you, he spit on his hand and stroked himself, guiding the head of his penis against your entrance and slowly pushing inside. It had been a while since you had sex, and the burn that came from his cock was delicious. He was long and thick and curved at the end, it felt wonderful and your eyes rolled to back of your head. You dropped your head against the mattress as he bottomed out inside you.

He let you adjust to his size, using those few seconds to breathe, as he was about to bust right there. You started moving your hips against his, and he looked at the sight in the mirror. “There you go, fuck yourself on daddy’s cock”, he held your waist in his hands and helped you move on him. One of his hands made its way to the back of your neck and he grabbed a fistful of hair, yanking your head up, your eyes snapping open and meeting his in the mirror. “You like it, baby? Ready for me to have my way with you?”, you moaned and nodded as best as you could and he groaned, snapping his hips to meet your thrusts.

Once you started losing strength to push back, he grabbed your hips and started a punishing pace, keeping as much of himself as he could inside you, your grip vice-like. “So fucking tight. This pussy’s mine, now”, he kept pounding into you and you were at his mercy, completely. The only thing you could do was let yourself get fucked by him and moan. He let go of your hair and your head dropped back to where your hands were gripping the sheets, you could feel the heat in the pit of your stomach growing stronger with each thrust as well as he could feel you contract around him.

He groaned lowly and squeezed one of your cheeks, “I can feel you squeezing me, cariño, let go for daddy”, his words were strained with the force he was putting in his thrusts, and all air escaped you as your orgasm took over your body, you moaned a weak “daddy” and collapsed on the bed, EZ still fucking you and helping your ride out your high. He slowed down and caressed your back with both hands, “Such a good girl for me, fuck… I can’t get enough of you”, he murmured, bending down to kiss the back of your neck. He kept moving slowly, his arms were placed for support on each side of your head and you could see his biceps flexing, and you felt yourself ready to go again.

“Do you have one more in you?”, he whispered, kissing from your neck to your ear and back down, to your shoulder. His lips were sinful and he certainly knew how to use them, whether it was kissing, oral sex or dirty talk. He had game for sure. You nodded weakly and tried moving, he got up and removed himself from you, kissing his way down your body and stopping to kiss your ass tenderly. He let you get onto your back and you scooted higher on the bed. You spread your legs and slid a hand to your pussy, spreading your lips with your fingers and softly stroking yourself.

He crawled on the bed and on top of you. “You’re keeping my pussy from me, hm?”, you shook your head and sighed as you felt his dick stroke your lips and bump your clit. “Yeah, you better not”, and with that he slid into you, his long strokes so erotic, especially when you could see his hips moving in the mirror. The way he was grinding against you was intoxicating and he grabbed your chin with his hand, forcing you to look at him.

“You’re so patient with me… you’re perfect, y’know that?”, he whispered, his forehead pressed against yours, then. “I keep thinking about you, I don’t know what you did to me, but I’m addicted to you and I can’t help coming back”, he was whispering with his head buried in your chest and his breath on your skin along with the movements of his hips raised goosebumps on your body.

He sat back on his heels, his cock hitting at a new angle as he spread your legs wider and started rocking his hips back and forth. “Holy shit, you feel so good”, he moaned and started moving his hips faster. Your hands shoot out to grab at his sides when he started fucking you senselessly again, you were a mess under him and he was proud of himself for reducing you to a blabbering mess.

On his end, though, it was getting hard to keep the pace without exploding inside you. “I’m not gonna last long, are you gonna cum again? Cum for daddy?”, you opened your eyes when you felt his hand settle on your throat and squeeze lightly, you noticed the veins in his arms and neck, his pace never relenting. “EZ, so good, please”, you moaned and grabbed the hand that wasn’t on your throat, putting his thumb in your mouth and sucking on it whilst keeping eye contact. You felt his hips stutter their rhythm for a moment, before going back even harder, if it was possible. He got the hint and placed his thumb on your clit, circling firmly and making the knot in your stomach snap. “Yes, yes, yes” you chanted as you felt a few tears roll down your cheeks.

You squeezed your eyes, arched your back and came, his fingers only prolonging your orgasm, and when you opened your eyes to look at him, uttering something about wanting him to come inside you, he completely lost it and let his own high take over.

“Daddy’s gonna fill you up and you’re gonna take all this cum, fuck, I’m cumming, I’m-”, he couldn’t finish his sentence, as he groaned lowly and said your name when he released, thick and hot inside you, filling you up to the brim. He squeezed his eyes shut and stayed buried inside you even when he was finished.

He snapped his eyes open when he felt your thumb stroke the back of his hand, which was still on your throat. You chuckled when he retreated his hand, so lost in his own pleasure that he wasn’t aware of his strength. He eventually pulled out of you, slowly, but watching as the cum spilled you of you and you sighed at the loss of contact. He grabbed some wipes from the nightstand and cleaned you both.

Now that he stood still for a moment, you had an opportunity to fully admire him. He stood with his back to you, no clothes on still, so you stared at his toned back, ass and legs while biting your lip, the heat coming back fully to your bodies, making him look like a Greek god. “What”, his voice broke you out of your thoughts. “I like the view”, you told him, smiling. “You do?”, he chuckled as he pulled his boxers back on. You hummed and nodded at him, sitting up and looking at the time. 1:13am. It was still way too hot.

You got up and went to the bathroom to pee, and when you came back into your bedroom, EZ had two glasses of chilly water, one for each of you. After drinking, you opened the window, hoping it helped make the room cooler. “You can go, if you want”, you told him, getting a pair of panties from your drawer and pulling them on, followed by a robe, tying a lose knot at the front. “Do you want me to?”, he stood there, looking at you and you at him, until you climbed on the bed and laid down, your back to him. you felt the mattress dip under his weight and then he placed a kiss on your shoulder, placing his hand on your waist.

“Did you mean it? Everything you said”, you asked him, still not looking at him, but feeling the firmness of his body behind you. “I did”, he whispered, and nuzzled his face against the pillow, it smelled like you. “We can talk about it tomorrow, now I’m tired”, you shifted so that you were on your back, turning your head to face him. He smiled sweetly and nodded, and you wanted to throw yourself at him again. The chance to do so came in the morning, when you started grinding against his hard on and he woke up at the feeling.

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c-atm · 3 years

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G-squared: The genin exam

Hello!" Steven cheered at the five in front of him. Connie, Daniel, Patricia, Peedee, and Jeff sat in a wilderness-like area created by the C.A.R ( Customizable Alternative Reality) orb.

"This magitech is amazing," Jeff started, amazed,

"It is a portable gem room..along with other things," Connie declared proudly before turning to Steven," Nice hat and robes, Mister."

"Thank you," Steven smirked, giving a small puff of his pipe, blowing a bubble.

"Yeah, you are looking kind of important there, Steve," Danny smirked.

"That's because I am the Kage of the village hidden in the Diamond! Hidden in the land of gems; The DaiyamondoKage."

"Oh my God, we're doing Boruto!" Tricia exclaimed

"That or Boruto's dad Shippuden." Peedee quipped. "So, which number are you?"

"The fifth, all nepotism." Steven nodded coolly.

"So you're the one percent!" Jeff pointed, "time to pull a coup."

That got a laugh out of everyone before Steven spoke again.

"So, you guys are-"

"Anbu, black ops." Connie interrupted with a smile.

"Freshly made child-labor…." Steven counted, "also known as Genin...You're about 12-13 in this."

"13…" Jeff answered, "That Anbu age in the leaf."

"This isn't the leaf village. ANBU: Crystal gems gotta be at least 15 here."

"Where our headbands?" Danny inquired.

"They ain't made yet." Steven shrugged," anywho, you guys are team 265.2"

"Wait, what? How many people graduated this year?!" Jeff screamed," and why is there a point two?"

"Enough, and you and Peedee are the point two."

"What the hell?"

"Stop pausing the scenario!" Steven ordered.

"Ok, so what are we going to do here, Daikage?" Connie chuckled.

"Right. You five are gonna be tasked with meeting your sensei at the entrance of the wilderness of the lost."

"Wait?" Trica exclaimed.

"What?" Peedee added.

"Guessing we are currently in the wilderness of the lost?" Connie joked.

"As expected from the heiress of the Maheswaran family, carrier of the Maheswarigan."

"Hell yeah! Kekkei Genkai!" Connie raised her gust with a laugh, "So what do my eyes do?!"

"Now, what makes you think it's an eye Jutsu?"

"Sharingan, Rinnegan, Tenseigan, Byakugan…"

"Her sight is 'gan,' all 'gan!'" Tricia yelled in jest as she and Connie laughed.

"W-what the fuck?" Peedee laughed.

"Calm down; all will be revealed In time.." Steven smiled, "So as we stated, we have Connie Maheswaran of the Maheswarigan. Next, puppet user Jeff of the sand."

"Ey! Puppet master on deck!" Jeff cheered, "What my puppet looks like, Dai-kage?!"

Steven grinned, tossing Jeff a doll.

"OH, Screw you, Universe." Peedee kissed his teeth, holding back a laugh, looking at the Frybo plush in Jeff's hand.

"Horrifying power!" Jeff roared out, chuckling.

"Speaking of Peedee, we have Peedee Frymichi."

"FRYMICHI!?" Peedee shook his head, "let me guess, soldier pills?"

"Soldier fries, but you also have body temperature Jutsu, which allows you to increase or decrease your body temperature to superhuman degrees."

"I…" Peedee shrugged. "I have no retort; that's actually pretty cool."

"See... Next, we have Patricia of the sound."

"So we have both a sound and sand on the same team. Where do you get these kids from?" Danny laughed.

"You don't need to know what a Kage does." Steven retorted, "above your pay grade."

"Daikage, what can I do?" Patricia inquired with a smirk. "What, my Jutsu?"

"You play the triangle."

"A~and?"

"Umm." Steven shrugged, " I don't know. I leave it to you."

"Oh, that bull." The bespectacled woman turned her lips, "Everyone else got an explanation of their special Jutsu, and all I get is ' triangle. '"

"Still don't know what my eyes can do," Connie muttered.

"You have a bloodline limit! You don't get to complain."

"I gave you free rein to make your own ability, be happy." Steven countered, "last we have D of the Cloud."

"Is anybody literally from this village!?." Danny questioned.

"Not a single one of you, anywho..." Steven answered smugly, "You guys make up Team 265.2."

"265.2!?" Connie laughed.

"The further this scenario goes, the more questions it raises." Jeff exclaimed, "Why is the number so high, and why isn't a full number?"

"...You guys are tasked," Steven started ignoring the question, getting howls and laughter of opposition from the group, "Your kage is talking!"

"I was stolen from my village. I refute your leadership!" Jeff yelled.

"Never asked to be a ninja; I wanted to be a fry cook." Peedee wailed, "my parents wanted me to be a nin!"

"I got a triangle. Diii~iing!" Tricia taunted.

"I was told this was a student exchange program," Danny complained.

"I was told money was involved." Connie started, "plus tragic anime backstory shit."

"I will send you all back to the academy!" Steven challenged.

"Go ahead, do it!" Peedee challenged, starting a chorus of disobedience from the rest towards Steven, who rubbed his head to keep from laughing.

"All right, Alright, Steven...Daikage-Sama." Connie batted her eyes in flirtatious teasing, "how does this work?"

"See, at least one of you is grateful."

"I'm happy to be out of the dungeon."

The rest looked at her, a bit horrified.

"I am going for tragic anime character; stop judging me."

“I...Don’t have a dungeon.” Steven stated, chuckling, “But that is neither here nor there. Now ninjas need to be both smart and strong. The lost shall test that, for you are tasked with getting out of the wilderness and back to the village within nine hours or turns. Actions also cost hours, as do hints... If you fail, you will not be recognized as ninjas and…." He let it hang.

"What?"

"You'll find out…."

"Ohhh!..I'm not too fond of that...I don't like that at all." Jeff snorted while chuckling.

"Just don't fail. Hehe. Now to begin, you guys need to make a decision. North. south, east, or west.”

“Where do each lead?” Danny inquired.

“Where indeed?”

“We’re going west,” Connie stated.

“Hold on, why do you get to make the decision?”

“Because I'm from this place, Cloudie.”

“I say we go north,” Patricia stated.

“Naw, let’s go south.” Jeff challenged.

“My nose says we go east..” Peedee offered,” Where’s there’s food, there are people.”

“Frybo and I say south.”

“My Maheswarigan is showing me the way, and it’s west.”

“My triangle rings to the northern border.”

Steven just laughed at their arguing.

“It doesn't matter, does it?” Daniel scratched his chin, looking at Steven, who just shrugged,

"Choose wrong, and you waste an hour."

''...We're going north."

"That two for north, two for the south."

"Two for sou~? YOU'RE COUNTING THE PUPPET VOTE!?" Peedee yelled.

"Hey, Frybo is a part of the 265.2." Jeffed defended the doll

"Frybo is a puppet from hell, deserving to be cast into the deepest fryer in the nine hells!" Peedee pointed. "I'm saying north just out of spite."

Steven stood looking at Connie to see if she changed her vote. "Well...You go north, moving deeper into the Lost ." Steven announced as the area scene shifted and darkened.

"See!? We should have gone south! Now we lost an hour." Jeff yelled, "Follow Frybo. For he knows the way."

- riiiing-riiiing-

"The hell is that?" Connie asked, a bit annoyed at the ringing.

"Doesn't matter; we're heading south," Jeff stated.

"You guys heading south?" Steven questioned, getting nods all around. "You head south...and find yourself back here."

- riiiing-riiiing-

"Now we are down to eight hours!" Danny yelled.

"Just saying if we went south, we would be halfway home."

"I'm pressing X to doubt." Peedee poked Jeff's cheek.

- Riiiing-Riiiing-

"What the hell is that ringing?!" Danny yelled,

"Wanna hint?" Steven asked,

"Can we get hints?" Jeff inquired,

"Did you not pay attention...Yes, hints cost an hour as Jutsu." Steven sighed

"Please, hint us!"

"You suuure…? It Costs an hour."

- Riiiiiiiing-Riiiiiiiing-

"Oh, God. It's getting more piercing...Give us a hint!"

"What are the three types of Jutsu?" Steven grinned.

"Nin, Tai, and…" Connie turned to Tricia, " Play with your triangle."

"Wow, beautiful phrasing, " Tricia laughed.

"Oh my Shiva! Get your head out of the gutter and dispel the Genjutsu."

"So demanding too." Tricia chuckled more before ringing her instrument with a -Diiingg-diinnng!- The area lit up three paths were shown to the crew.

" North, West, or East?" Steven grinned, "since you used a hint and dispelled the Genjutsu, you lost two hours...Soo six hours left."

"OH my God, we blew through nearly half our time already!" Connie rubbed her temples. " Can I use my special eyes, Mister Daikage?" Connie batted her eyes.

"You wanna use the Heartful glance." Steve chuckled, " Ok, so for this game, you can use your eyes twice since you have two."

"Ingenious." Peedee taunted.

"That's why your parents' food shop failed to feed the Akimichi appetite," Steven noted nonchalantly.

"Wow, Daikage is petty,' Peedee blinked before the group started to laugh.

"Anyway, two times for your special eyes, your right eye grants your guys an auto turn. No hour lost. Right answer only."

" Oh shit, that..that's a bit OP for this." Jeff stated, "What does the right eye do?"

"Best to save that for later, hehe."

"Shit, I'm using the left Maheswarigan," Connie announced with pride.

"You go east." The area shifted again as Steve spoke, this time displaying a creek and two paths. One of wood, and the other wildflowers in bloom. "So you guys can take a chance with the creek. Drink the water, try to fish...Set up camp..replenish yourself before moving on."

"Wait, wait...Why do you say chance , as if something horrible can happen? "

"Because everything can lead to death in the ninja world."

"If you don't have Talk-no-Jutsu," Danny interjected.

"I mean, yeah, that is the most powerful skill in Naruto." Tricia nodded, "allows him to hold the world hostage."

"Wait, what?" Peedee questioned.

"Thank you, I know I couldn't be the only one thinking that." Danny exclaimed, "that's the only reason I can see Orochimaru not getting fucked up every day."

"Cause of Naruto? How does that work? "

"Discuss the fucking loophole that is the sound and leaf shadow relationship on your own time!" Steven clapped, getting their attention.

"Ok, so how is this gonna work?" Peedee inquired.

"Depends, what you're going to do...Going to rest, or going to move on? If you stay..you have a chance to stock another free turn, via Connie getting to use her left eye again if...and I'll even throw in the chance of making this a free turn, if things go your way."

"Yo, camping out. Risk it for the biscuit." Danny offered.

"Hold on...Steven, what if we fuck up." Tricia narrowed her eyes.

"If it is bad, you lose two hours. If it is not so bad, it's a normal turn."

Connie pursed her lips and turned to the others, "risk it?"

The group nodded.

"So you're resting. Ok, So, are you going to drink...or are you gonna try to fish? If you try to fish, that's a chance for a free turn and Connie's left eye."

"Which also can lead us to lose two hours if we mess up."

"Yup. Just drinking can grant Connie her eye...If you don't mess up."

"And how do we mess up drinking at a creek?" Jeff taunted.

"Coin flip." Steven grinned, showing a coin app on his phone " fishing is a bit more complicated; you have to choose the right teammates to get fish and prepare the fish, plus a coin flip, but two free hours."

"We're fishing." Connie challenged, "Ninjas need to be fearless." The group nodded in agreement.

"OK, Who's fishing?"

The group stood before looking at each other.

"I would like to remind you that previously used Jutsu can't be used for at least three hours unless replenished. So Tricia's triangle is currently unavailable until the next turn."

"Well, thought she could Genjutsu the fish." Jeff stated, "What does Connie's right eye do?"

"...Sure you wanna use the right Maheswarigan, now?"

"...Not anymore," Peedee stated, seeing Steven's evil grin. "We're gonna pocket that."

"Jeff, use Frybo to get us some fish, puppet man." Connie smacked her friend back.

"Yeah! Puppeteer, that bitch." Peedee added.

"Puppeteer, that bitch." Jeff shook his head, chuckling, "Steven, I puppeteer the bitch to get the fish."

"That's gonna stick." Steven smirked, "that being said...Good choice. Frybo enters the creek and gets a fish for each member of the team. A.K.A Jeff puppeteered the bitch and got ya some fish."

"Steven swear! Not a G-Squared ep without one." Tricia laughed, pumping her fist.

"Ok, so who gonna-"

"Peedee." The group stated.

"Me, food is my specialty." Peedee smirked, "and I use my body temperature Jutsu for cooking the fish."

"Fair enough...I was hoping you messed up." Steven shrugged, "but naw, you got your free turn, and Connie got her Jutsu."

"My special eyes!" Connie roared, "Full power!"

Ok, so you guys ate, you're replenished." Steven grinned, "Wildflowers or Woodlands? Where we going?

The group looked at each other.

" Woodlands," Connie stated.

"Why would you choose Woodlands over wildflowers? Look at them dark, horrifying woods…." Peedee argued.

"The wildflowers could be a lie...LIE, I SAY!"

"This is some tragic anime story shit. We're going through wildflowers." Tricia stated.

"I'm with Connie on this one; it's definitely woodlands." Danny nodded her a high-five, "what you say, Jeff, flowers or woods."

" I sayyy…"

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Steven: And that is where we end this episode. What happened next, do they become genin of my village...SSSHHH~HMMM. That will be seen, but until you next time, G-squared Breakout. Oh, and remember, in life you sometimes have to puppeteer the bitch and get ya some fish.

#steven universe #connie maheswaran #daniel su #patricia su #peedee fryman #jeff su #connverse #steven universe future #steven universe fanfiction #steven and connie #older steven #older connie #fighting flirty #comedy #G-Squared

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cowboypossume · 4 years

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so i reread keeper of the lost cities and here’s my fresh input:

a note before we begin: you know how people fake throw up at things on tik tok? this book is the reason i now unironically do that.

dex and fitz really have the enemies to lovers troupe going for them and i’m ok with it. i really am.

so do sophie and biana at the beginning but it fizzes out so a better description is enimies to friends to lovers

marhella and stina give me such power top energy i cannot express how much i think that contributes to people not liking them

speaking of stina i wish sophie didn’t just immediately hop onto the bandwagon of “oh she’s evil” without investing further, especially with how much she is written as a ‘good’ person (which i can and will defend to the day i die that good people don’t exist but that’s for a different day).

there’s way too much heteronormativity and Patriarchical Ideas mushed into the book. like three hole pages of a 488 page book of teenagers being like “oooooo girls like guys and guys like girls” only for della to join in. not to mention the amount of times keefe is the reason for those ideas because he’s teasing like “oh fitz has a girlfriend”

keefe and fitz didn’t have as many bonding moments™️ in this book as i remember, but they stil know each other really well, have comfortability around each other, and would make a 10/10 best friends to lovers troupe.

oh my god s o many crushes i swear. like two teenagers of the opposite gender really can’t not like each other apperantly

i miss read a line and really thought there was cannon sexism for me to do a whole ass rant about in the notes part of my analyzation but n o p e

but we do have classism, sexist stereotypes, and the fact that there’s been SO many characters who’ve spoken and ✨🌺far too many of them are white🌺✨

oh also: no ones disabled. which annoys me because their society is described as ‘euptopic’ almost implying that it’s something that makes people problematic, which,,,, no

ok a side note on the society, i understand that the story’s message (kinda) is that things that seem perfect are probably deeply flawed, but something tergan said stuck with me. on a page i can’t remember at the moment he says something like “[the black swan exists] in a society that doesn’t have rebels”, which it suck with me bc that’s boarderline dystopic if it’s not there already. it’s one thing for laws not to be broken, but when you think your society is so perfect despite it having obvious flaws and you think that no one rebels, then i really hate to break it to you, you have a massive rebellion about to occur; it’s just scented as foul under your resplendent nose.

please stop flirting. i get its part of teenagers being teens but i swear if i read “s/he realeased a breath” or “their heart fluttered” or literally ANYTHING like that god no.

yall. i missed dex. he actually has more role in this book than ‘you can gadget and we need one’ and oh boy i really missed him. he’s a BEAN and deserves better.

hole’s said everyone deserves better and i absolutely agree so we’re adding that note here.

if you do what i did and read this book out loud to one of your best friends who has no clue anything about this weird fandom and give fitz a really deep voice for no reason it’s comdy GOLD.

i really think i’m reading too much into this point but iggy seems,,,, symbolic to me?

like ok with humans, sophie didn’t ‘fit in’, right? like she grew up hearing things like “why can’t you be normal like your sister” (which i can do a whole other rant about how that will affect her for the rest of her life just a s k)

not to mention looking really different from her family and graduating high school at age twelve

but you know who never judged her?

m a r t y

so anyway sophie meets this teal-eyed, movie star smiled wonder boy who takes away her entire knowledge of everything she’s known while taking away her family too

and it turns out even in a place of weirdos she still manages to be the exception to everything

and she doesn’t have the comfort to hear what people are really thinking about her anymore (which as i said before say the word and i’ll deadass write a whole speech about how everything she heard will completely fuck up every relationship she has) which unfortunately means that she grew used to confirming people didn’t like her but now she doesn’t have that

she has to adapt to this new space and feel like she’s always felt, like an outcast in a place that was accepting, but yet again, she the exception to everything

but about halfway through the book she starts to become more comfortable around grady and edaline and that’s when iggy comes in

she finds him while cleaning garbage, and grady compliments her. they have a bonding moment and it’s because of this t h i n g. and then sophie actually feels proud not only does she take up a room, but she did something

and her new parents are proud of her

so she finally feels like she BELONGS because she helped out at the place where she lives/they work

to me it seems iggy is kinda a manifesto of the world building and character development that happens in this book

i think the plot/character arc is fixated a little too much on how different sophie is. like, i get it, she’s exception to everything, but the plot really didn’t need her to be that quirky. yes, she’s different, but there’s a lot more to the plot and her character than how different she is.

also, i had to reread pages a lot bc i needed an exact paragraph number and,,,, it’s really paced like a fanfic

some questions i have about the society is:

it’s established that they use books, physical papers, etc., and the only thing i remember about trees is the speech alden gave her about how she doesn’t know the name of their most popular tree, and the fact that people become trees when they die. even then i don’t think the second one is in this book. never o n c e do i remember something about planting trees that aren’t dead elf’s, so do they feel the affects of deforestation and that jazz?? like if they use trees, will they run out of them? can they??? and do they use the coffins of elf’s for paper??

this is more of a rant than a question, but here it goes anyway. in foxfire, students have a testing system very similar to the one in america: a huge test at the end of the year determines the future of a student. that in of itself doesn’t sound too drastic, right? well,,,,, not necessarily. several studies have shown that tests in general, but especially these types, don’t work. despite how good or bad of a teacher i think my past and current teachers have been, every single one of them hates this system that we have in place. they know it’s an unfair assessment that does it’s damnist to make you fail, and they’re trying so hard to denounce it. however, that doesn’t happen at all in the lost cities. in fact, most of the teachers pride themselves on failing students. so if elf’s are in such an advanced society, why do tests still exist? especially in an environment where the consequences are far greater than just staying back a grade.

so sophie’s figuring out that major problems exist in the world the elf’s created, right? i wonder if more society structured problems exist more than ‘oh bad people do things and the law justifies which is what’. like, as i’ve previously stated, there’s sexist stereotypes presented (like girls like dresses and guys don’t), but does sexism still exist? does racism exist? it’s established that poverty isn’t a thing because of the fund elf’s have at birth and their limited usage of money (which if you understand please explain bc i don’t really get how they buy stuff but still don’t use money) but if someone gets shipped off to exile, do they lose their money? is it possible for elf’s to starve to death because they can’t afford food? do they pay for food?? if they did starve who would they call? because someone on this website, who’s post i tried to find but i couldn’t so if y’all know what i’m talking about please link it, brought up a good point that elwin is a school physician, he shouldn’t be dealing with the near-death experiences sophie has, so who would they turn to? especially if they don’t have access to foxfire because they got exciled??

is therapy a thing in this world? sophie and dex could really benefit from it, yet mental health has only been brought up when someone went insane, which REALLY shows how little they think about it.

that perfectly transitions into my next point: sophie and dex’s trauma. i really don’t get the vibe that there was much thought going into their kidnapping, other than sophie needed something to trigger her inflecting ability and establish the black swan are on the good side, which really sucks because wow trauma doesn’t happen lightly. and the fact that it happened seems rushed to me, but i’ll come back to that. but anyway, their trauma doesn’t get developed that deeply in this book because it wasn’t given the space to. they were beaten, tortured, starved, gagged, and who even knows what else for t e n d a y s, only for them to find them again, repeat the process, but someone saves them and dumps them into an illegal city and they both nearly die from dehydration, coldness, and lack of concentration, and you’re telling me after three days of conscious of bed rest sophie wants to get her failing out of school over with? ma’am, it takes more time than that to adjust to THAT alone, not to mention the realization that “hey your entire life is fake because people genetically altered you to be their weapon in a war so much bigger than yourself” that was recently dumped on her. like,,,, you really expect me to think that three days is what made her feel prepared and CONFIDENT? no sir. i don’t buy it.

coming back to it being rushed: the book starts out slow and then really hits the ground running and doesn’t stop. so much more stuff happens in the second half of the book than the first and it never gets fully developed it feels like. in the first half sophie moves away but gets a new family and struggles a bit but adapts, fires maybe but hey don’t worry about it, dex hates fitz, fitz is ✨d r e a m y ✨ but our main girl doesn’t like him like that, right?, stina’s a bitch, and sophie is a quirky girl and telepath but can’t tell anyone. pretty basic stuff, not too plot intensive. the second half though: sophie almost fails her midterms but doesn’t, grady and elaine want to unadopt her (which that’s never really explained as to why they do that but ok) fires exist in san degio but they’re fine but they’re actually a rebel elf so..., sophie accidentally breaks a law but it was an accident so it’s fine, update on the fires: sophie burns herself trying to get the evidence that it’s a rebel elf and it works, she’s the moon lark and basically a weapon bc no one knows her well enough to evaluate her safety, sophie and dex get kidnapped but fitz can now transmit to her and she has two new abilities so it’s all good, trauma doesn’t exist except for nightmare you can fix with sedatives, sophie doesn’t fail out of school, and yayyy her family doesn’t want her remove their adoption. there’s probably a lot more that i missed, it’s just that’s a LOT of stuff crammed into a little bit further than the second half of the book that really could have been devolped or explore further instead of forcing into less than 244 pages, ya know?

fitz’s eyes are mentioned seven times, the first time being on page TWO of the novel

his smile is mentioned three times

alden says “no reason to worry” five times, he writes it once, and sophie points out he says it a lot so he chances it slightly to something like ‘don’t stress about it’ so i didn’t count those though i should have

speaking of alden, in this book he’s absolutely creepy, but something that stands out to me is how much he calls sophie girl. i didn’t count it, but he said “that’s a good girl” to sophie too many times for it to be normal especially when you consider how he doesn’t do it to anyone else.

i kinda forgot i was annotating for sophie’s anxious habit of pulling out her eyelashes so i got she did it twice, but i highly doubt that number

but i will keep adding to this when i actually do the words with my annotations.

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mymindispoisioned · 5 years

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Weight Loss Tips 2019

I made a weight loss tip cheat sheet years ago, things that have helped me go from 195 lbs to 149 lbs and I've decided to update it!

💦 Drink at least 1 gallon of water a day. Drink as soon as you wake up, drink with every single meal, drink right before bed, drink literally anytime your feeling hungry or munchie. Plain water for me is pretty hard to take down so I add 0 cal 0 sugar water enhancers. It helps the taste!

🍵 Green Tea is your friend. Weather you like it hot or cold or in capsule form, green tea helps your body loose weight. I take 3 capsules a day and still drink at least 1 cup. Usually cold because I've forgotten about it, but drink it black with no sugar. Add sweetener if you need to. No dairy.

🧀 Avoid dairy as much as possible. I know it can be difficult, but avoid it as best you can. Burgers with no cheese. Pasta with no parmesan. No ice cream. Its super high in fat/calories that it's just not worth even small portions.

💤 Get at least 8 hours of sleep a night. Even if you get more the better. I used to have really bad anxiety and would be up late stressing out about life, so I took some sleeping pills and started getting my 8 + hours every night and felt refreshed in the morning. Don't take pills if you don't need to however. I took them for about a month a few times a week to help get back on track.

🍝 1 meal a day. This might sound crazy but try to limit yourself to 1 actual meal a day. 1 meal you sit down and slowly enjoy. The mornings I drink my water and a protien shake as I'm leaving the house. I skip lunch because it makes me feel bloated at work. By the time I'm home 8 hours later, I am pretty hungry so I'll cook dinner. Try to aim for the same time every night. Also, setting the table is 100% better then eating in front of the TV. You can focus on eating and drinking water. Talk about your day to whomever, and make dinner an important part of your day. Make it the biggest calories of the day as well. Even if you just eat 400 calories for dinner, it will feel like a feast since you've basically been fasting all day.

🥓 Cheat on food you only love. Dont bother with a stale donut that's been sitting in a box at work. Because that's jot worth it. If your cheating then actually cheat on something worth cheating on!

⚖ Do not weigh yourself everyday. Do not weigh yourself on your period/days before. Do not weigh yourself after a meal, or in the evenings. The best time is right after your morning bathroom duties.

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🕑 Routine. Set a routine. Set a schedule for yourself. Wake up at 7am, wash your face, brush your teeth. Dont skip. Take care of your hygiene. Shave, wash your hair ect. Morning and night routine. Set times when your allowed to eat. Set times when your fasting and if your fasting then your going to have to wait, and build and appetite for your next meal. Set bed times, set social media times and off times. Set times that you are disconnected. Routine is very important.

🛁 Take baths. Taking hot baths help relax your body and help keep you from being in the kitchen. I would take a hot bath and my sleeping pill, get in and about an hour later I'm exhasted and can't even think about eating. It has helped me get sleep and helped prepped my body for relaxation.

👩‍💻 Thinspo. I always look at thinspo when I'm in the washroom when I wake up, and right before bed. It helps me get my mind to the place I need it to be. Positive, motivated and ready.

📷 Take pictures of your progress. Take body shots of before, take them during and take certain areas like your legs or collar bones. You'll be surprised what loosing 5 lbs looks like!

🛒 If you buy your groceries then make sure to only purchase healthy, safe foods. Dont buy oreos or chips. If you buy a bad food and bring it home for "cheat day" or you'll just have 1 cookie a day, the temptation is very hard to avoid and 95% of the time you will cave in. Just buy safe healthy, low cal, sugar free foods and that's all you will be able to eat at home.

👙 The future. 1 year. 6 months. You could be at your goal weight. Time goes by so fast and start today. In only 6 months your body could be your goal body. Your body could be someone else's thinspo.

🥞 Don't be upset about missing out. Don't worry about missing out on any food. 1. You'll be saving a ton. 2. In 6 months - 1 year or how ever long it will take, you will be in your goal body and THEN you can have that donut. Just think your just going to pass now, and you'll be able to taste a big mac again soon, just right now your getting the right body first.

🎮 Distraction. Find a hobby, do something when your home rather then eating. Play video games or dedicate a day to cleaning.

I'll probably add more in the morning. Please reblog to help motive others!!! Its helped me loose almost 40 lbs. From size 16 to 6. Let's reach our goal ❤

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aubretia23 · 6 years

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Heartbeat chapter 1 part 5 (the last one)

Rating T

Disclaimer : I don't own anything related to Naruto or Boruto.

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Sarada had cried herself to sleep that night. It was stupid of her because she had no confirmation that Boruto had rejected her. But still, he had cut off the call quite abruptly.

She came down like a zombie for breakfast to find her grandfather, uncle and father in formal clothes, ready to leave the mansion. “Do you have some urgent work today? It's weekend….” She asked apprehensively. Itachi looked at her gently. “We are meeting Hiashi-sama, Minato-sama, Naruto-kun and Neji-kun to finalise the details of your betrothal to Boruto.” Sarada was perplexed. A cocktail of fatigue and fear made her blurt out “But does Boruto even want to marry me?” without thinking. Sasuke patted her on the head. “Hiashi-sama, actually Kushina-sama prior to that, called last night to confirm Boruto's agreement to marrying you.” Sarada blinked. “Umm….” Before she could say another word, the trio left in their Porsches.

Her black iPhone beeped. Sarada felt her heart thump hard against her rib cage as she read the message containing the details of a Swiss-cuisine deli from Boruto. She ran upstairs, showered in a record time limit and made herself presentable, throwing on a brightly coloured D&G dress, hoping that it will camouflage her fatigue. She reached the elegantly decorated restaurant to find Boruto, dressed in a white and blue ensemble, fast asleep on a table for two, located in a secluded but still well lit corner of the deli.

Sarada smiled. He looked so cute with his soft golden hair tousled and face buried in his folded arms spread on the table. The warm and cosy scent of baked items and the soft jazz music wafting through the restaurant must have lulled him to sleep. She clamped back the warmth blooming in her chest from becoming too apparent. Her efforts to shush the frantic waiter who hurried to pull back a chair for her were futile. Boruto stirred up and looked up to meet her eyes.

Onyx and sapphire stared into each other.

It's been so long.

"Hey!” He greeted tiredly. “Hi!” She greeted back with hesitation and seated herself. As Boruto gave out their order, muttering something about missing Swiss food and having a much better understanding of Continental cuisine than herself, Sarada took a few moments to compose herself. However, the moment he was done, concern rolled off her lips instinctively.

She wondered whether this is how it is always going to be from now. Being unable to help herself when it comes to him?

Boruto looked up from his palms, his eyes a bit blurry due to the rubbing. She looked so cute.

Too adorably cute.

“So?” He began, “Mind explaining what was going on in your head when you agreed to marry me?” “Hey, you said yes as well! No need to act so smug.” Sarada retorted. Two can play this game and she would rather be damned than lose to him.

“I agreed because I always thought you were the most obvious choice I had. Been like that since pre-school and unfortunately, despite my sincere efforts, that hasn't changed. So what's your excuse?” Sarada gaped at him. Shikadai never told her about this. “You had girlfriends back in Switzerland?”

“Girlfriends?!” Boruto blinked at her. “No!” “Then what do you mean by “sincere efforts”?!” Sarada glared at him. Boruto snorted. “I got asked out a few times. Never said yes to one because oddly enough, none of them were as interesting as you. I tried not comparing them to you. That's the sincere effort I was talking about. If I did have a girlfriend even once successfully, I wouldn't have said yes to this marriage this easily. Let's face it. You are the only one who has managed to keep up with me, Miss Number Two.” Boruto smiled smugly. “Nobody else could even compare. You are one of a kind after all, Miss Stuck Up.”

The urge to punch the table and break it down was growing exponentially with passing of each of his words and it really didn't help that it was accompanied by a stronger urge to be reduced to a puddle of blushing fits. Boruto was looking at her inquisitively, indicating that he wasn't going to let this slide easily. “So? It's your turn. Spill.”

"Fine….as you said, let's face it. You were always the best suitor my family had in mind. I won't deny that even I think that.” Sarada shifted a bit, uncomfortable at the vivid smugness slowly sliding off Boruto's face and being replaced by that calm but blank expression which shut everyone and everything out. One of many things that he had learnt during his years away from Konoha. She hated it. It was irrefutable proof of him distancing himself from her. “Boruto, we get along well. I am comfortable with you and I...I can see a future with you. A good one. A happy one.”

Boruto's continued silence prompted her further. “Look, I don't know how I can explain this to you more convincingly but when I close my eyes, I can see myself coming back to home...to you…..to our kids. A cosy house, a garden, a dog, two or three children…..” Boruto looked up to meet her eyes. She felt almost willingly naked under his stare. “If you are worried about something, just say it.”

"Sarada…..you do realise what a marriage entails, don't you?” Boruto creased his brows at her.

"Staying by each other's side, being together, being each other's support, being loyal to each other, trying our best for each other…..” Sarada hesitated, “That's what it is, right?” Boruto continued to bore into her eyes.

Boruto nodded gently, then looked around the deli, trying to clear his mind. “Sarada, I...I really don't want us to land up like one of those people who married for convenience's sake. I don't want a life where….we are detached, ya know?” Sarada knew what he was talking. She saw those kinds of couples all around her. “We won't. We are friends first and foremost.” She said firmly. Boruto’s lit up with uncertain warmth. “I….want to be happy. Both of us to be happy, Sarada. You really sure about this?”

Sarada looked at the boy she loved. His partiality towards black existed even back when they were in pre-school. She remembers him screaming and shouting at a football match back then. She remembers watching him in his black sports ensemble, his face glistening with sweat, shoulders broad, head thrown back in joyful laughter. That was the first time she clearly remembers thinking to herself that Uzumaki Boruto was absolutely magnificent. She was five back then. She is fifteen right now. Her feelings for the boy in front of her has only become more desperate over the years.

"Yes.”

Boruto felt relief flooding him. “You sure?” Sarada's words cut the air. He looked up.

Midnight hair and eyes, that urge to crush her to his chest, the desire to just follow her around and be her shade and shadow…..a decade is a long time. Boruto remembers the girl who once decided to wait three hours at the school lobby back in pre-school when he got detention for pranking her, just so that they can go back home together. He remembers how she often forgot her stationary at her desk in elementary school and he would begrudgingly take them back to her home and then would end up doing homework with her. This girl…..

"Yeah, I'm sure.”

Boruto hesitated but grabbed onto courage. “There's sex as well.” Sarada stiffened. She looked at his shoulders, not meeting his eyes.

He had very attractive shoulders.

"I know.” She blurted out. Boruto pinched his nose bridge. “Sarada….” She cut him off. “I know! I am….I don't….It’s alright. I don't mind that.” Boruto stiffened in his place, shirking back into his seat a little.

“Do you?” Sarada's voice cut through. “Huh?” Boruto looked at her in confusion. Realisation dawned. “Oh no! No! Not at all…..I am fine with it as well. It's alright.” Sarada let out the breath she was holding. Another pause followed, this one less painful than the first.

“If… if you fall in love with someone else,...tell me about it, alright? I won't hold you back.” Sarada's lips trembled. "Try not to however, please?" Boruto stiffened further. A suffocating pause followed. “You too.” He said finally.

A few moments passed in silence. Sarada looked up at him. He was now busy with his phone, frowning in concentration.

“Thank you.” She was surprised at the softness of her own voice. “Huh? For what?” Boruto ran his fingers through his hair in confusion.

“For what you did for me. The internship and all.” Sarada said softly. Boruto frowned thoughtfully at first, then sighed in resignation as realisation dawned on him. “Exactly what did you threaten Shikadai with to get information?”

She shrugged innocently. “His entire stash of an year’s worth of hair gel being accidentally set on fire. Aunt Temari would never let buy him another. She would rather freeze out his card.” She grinned. Boruto smiled at her in misery.

“Don't mention it. It's hectic but I'm enjoying it.”

Warmth flooded the restaurant as the two grinned at each other. The waiter returned, pushing the dining cart along and bursting into a torrent of details.

Sarada knew they need to talk more. This was the only chance they have got. By the time she goes back home in the evening, she knows the date, timing and venue of the omiai will be fixed. There will be no turning back after this. This was their last chance to reverse what could be. She knew he said he was sure. But still, she had to make sure.

She looked at Boruto. He was paying attention to the rather conversant waiter who was pouring out natural spring water from a packaged bottle from Europe. She watched as Boruto's eyes trailed up from his glass to meet her eyes. Almost instantaneously, she felt all of her worries melt away. There was something in his brilliantly beautiful blue eyes that always did the trick.

Perhaps they don't need this chance after all. She hopes desperately.

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nafsibotanicals · 5 years

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Happy new month lovelies, and Welcome to a new post 🙂

Fire cider has been long touted as a folk remedy for generations, said to combat the flu and even the common cold among other things, including aiding digestion and boosting the immune system. ingredients can vary, as long as they are healthy and natural preferably ORGANIC and fresh, such as fruits, vegetables, herbs and spices of your choice.

My mean reason for making FIRE-CIDER is because of digestive issues, the COLD, yes this cold ah! and to also boost my immune system not to mention a little help with this belly fat is much-needed #sigh.

Nutrition facts are listed below, or you can skip that and scroll further down for the instruction on how to make your own homemade cider.

DISCLAIMER: I am NOT under any circumstances claiming this will cure anything. I’m laying out a recipe that is both delicious and nutritious. I am also explaining some of the purported health benefits of the ingredients that go INTO MY recipe.

GINGER ROOT:

Support digestive health

Eases inflammation by boosting a healthy immune response

blocks bacterial infection

improve brain function

relieves joint and muscles pain & regulates blood sugar

eases menstrual pains & protects against stomach ulcers

helps treat nausea

TURMERIC:

Does contain compounds with medicinal properties, these compounds are called curminoids, the most important of which is curcumin. Curcumin has powerful anti-inflammatory effects and is a very strong antioxidant. The benefits include but not limited to:

curcumin is a natural ANti-inflammatory compound

increases the antioxidant capacity of the body. The main reason antioxidants are so beneficial is that they protect your body from free radicals. Free radicals tend to react with important organic substances, such as fatty acids, protein or DNA.

curcumin may help delay again and fight age-related chronic diseases

GARLIC:

Scientists now know that most of its health benefits are caused by sulfur compounds formed when a garlic clove is chopped, crushed or chewed. Perhaps the most famous of those is known as allicin.

However, allicin is an unstable compound that is only briefly present in fresh garlic after it’s been cut or crushed. Other compounds that may play a role in garlic’s health benefits include diallyl disulfide and s-allyl cysteine.

The sulfur compounds from garlic enter the body from the digestive tract and travel all over the body, where it exerts its potent biological effects.

contains compounds with potent medicinal properties

highly nutritious 1-ounce (28-gram) serving of garlic contains (5):

Manganese:23% of the RDA

Vitamin B6:17% of the RDA

Vitamin C:15% of the RDA

Selenium:6% of the RDA

Fiber:6 grams

combat sickness including the common cold

active compounds can reduce blood pressure

Contains antioxidants.

CHILI PEPPER:

Chili pepper contains an impressive list of plant derived chemical compounds that are known to have disease preventing and health promoting properties.

Chili peppers have amazingly high levels of vitamins and minerals. Just 100 g provides (in % of recommended daily allowance):

240% of vitamin-C (Ascorbic acid), 39% of vitamin B-6 (Pyridoxine), 32% of vitamin A, 13% of iron, 14% of copper, 7% of potassium

Chilies contain health benefiting an alkaloid compound, capsaicin, which gives them strong spicy, pungent character. capsaicin has anti-bacterial, anti-carcinogenic, analgesic and anti-diabetic properties.

Fresh chili peppers, red and green, are a rich source of vitamin-C.100 g fresh chilies provide about 7 µg or about 240% of RDA. Vitamin-C is a potent water-soluble antioxidant. It is essential for the collagen synthesis inside the human body. Collagen is one of the main structural protein required for maintaining the integrity of blood vessels, skin, organs, and bones.

other antioxidants such as vitamin-A, and flavonoids like β-carotene, α-carotene, lutein, zeaxanthin, and cryptoxanthin. These antioxidant substances in capsicum help protect the body from injurious effects of free radicals generated during stress, diseases conditions.

Chilies carry a good amount of minerals like potassium, manganese, iron, and magnesium. Potassium is an important component of cell and body fluids that helps controlling heart rate and blood pressure.

Chilies are also good in the B-complex group of vitamins such as niacin, pyridoxine (vitamin B-6), riboflavin and thiamin (vitamin B-1). These vitamins are essential in the sense that the human body requires them from external sources to replenish.

LIME:

Lime is a type of citrus fruit that is an excellent source of antioxidants. Antioxidants protect your body by preventing or stopping damage caused by free radicals, or chemicals that harm cells. Benefits include but not limited to:

Limes are also a good source of:

potassium

vitamins A, B, C, and D

calcium

magnesium

Rejuvenates skin: Limes contain vitamin C and flavonoids, the antioxidants that strengthen collagen. Drinking lime water can hydrate and rejuvenate your skin

improves digestion: Drinking lime water improves digestion. Limes are acidic and they help saliva break down food for better digestion. Additionally, flavonoids in limes stimulate secretion of digestive juices

Fights infections: Your risk of infection is higher during cold and flu season

Another benefit of lime water is that it helps you manage your weight. Citric acids can boost metabolism, helping you burn more calories and store less fat.

Reduces inflammation: Arthritis, gout, and other joint problems are all caused by inflammation. Vitamin C can reduce the level of inflammation in your body, so adding lime juice to water can relieve symptoms of arthritis and similar conditions that cause joint pain and stiffness. Limes can also reduce uric acid levels. Uric acid is a waste product the body produces when breaking down foods that contain purines, like meat, liver, mushrooms, and dried beans

LEMON:

A rich source of vitamin C, lemon possess immense health benefits ranging from its antibacterial and antiviral properties to its immune boosting abilities.

One of the most common ways to reap the health benefits of lemon is by juicing it. Lemon juice acts as a digestive and a detoxifying agent and helps in cleaning the liver leading to better digestive health. Lemon has similar benefits to LIME (listed above).

APPLE CIDER VINEGAR:

It is claimed to lead to all sorts of benefits, many of which are supported by science. This includes weight loss, reduced cholesterol, lower blood sugar levels and improved symptoms of diabetes. It is also an ancient folk remedy and has been used for various household and cooking purposes.

high in acetic acid, with potent biological effects

can kill many types of harmful bacteria. Vinegar can help kill pathogens, including bacteria. Vinegar has also been used as a food preservative, and studies show that it inhibits bacteria (like E. coli) from growing in food and spoiling it

lowers blood sugar levels

helps to lose weight and reduces belly fat

improves heart health

ONION:

All onions contain antioxidants, compounds that may prevent DNA damage by inhibiting the action of free radicals within the body. In addition to manganese, each serving of yellow onions provides small amounts of potassium, calcium, iron, magnesium, copper, and phosphorus

Vitamins 1/2 cup of yellow onions provides trace amounts of vitamin B-6, folate, and vitamin A, it contains a high concentration of vitamin C. Each serving fulfills between 8 and 10 percent of the RDA of vitamin C.

INSTRUCTIONS:

Add ginger, onion, garlic, chili peppers, lemon, Lime, turmeric, and cayenne into a mason jar.

Pour apple cider vinegar in the jar until all the ingredients are fully covered and the vinegar reaches the top of the jar. You want to be sure all the ingredients are covered to prevent spoilage.

Use a piece of natural parchment paper under the lid to keep the vinegar from touching the metal, or use a plastic lid if you have one.

Shake jar to combine all the ingredients and store in a dark, cool place for 4-6 weeks, remembering to shake the jar a few seconds every day.

Store from 1- 8 weeks ( the longer you store it the stronger the potency and taste), use a mesh strainer or cheesecloth to strain out the solids, pouring the vinegar into a clean jar. Be sure to squeeze out as much of the liquid as you can. This stuff is liquid gold

Add honey to the liquid and stir until incorporated. ( if you wish, for newbies this might help with the taste.

Taste your fire cider and add more honey if needed until you reach your desired sweetness.

Store in a sealed container in the refrigerator or in a cold, dark place.

Drink 1-2 Tablespoons when needed. I take a shot first thing in the morning/ after my workout, and before bed.

Set it into a cool, dark place and let the vinegar become infused with the ingredients for about a month. I do go really heavy on the Chili during the winter and only use ACV organic ( buy at life store in Norway). If it is your first time, I suggest you start small and dilute your ACV with 50 % water. I am going to store this for about 4 weeks, as I am running low on the one I made the last time, but I normally store for about 8 weeks.

HOW TO USE TIPS:

Take a shot (about 1-2 Tablespoons) straight up.

Dilute the fire cider tonic with warm water or juice.

Swap vinegar in a salad dressing for fire cider

Drizzle over steamed veggies.

Use as a marinade for meat, etc.

Use as a hangover cure. ( not for me LOL)

Hope you give it a try, or if you already have please feel free to share your experience.

Love & Light :*

Nafsibotanical

FIRE- CIDER: SUPPORT DIGESTION, BOOST IMMUNE SYSTEM & FIGHT COLD & aid FAT LOSS! Happy new month lovelies, and Welcome to a new post 🙂 Fire cider has been long touted as a folk remedy for generations, said to combat the flu and even the common cold among other things, including aiding digestion and boosting the immune system.

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angelsfluffysmut · 6 years

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A Tight, Divine Bond (Or, I Tried So Hard to Accept My Goddess’ Extremely Lewd Reward, And I Tried So Hard To Be A Good Partner For Her, But In The End I Bit Off More Than I Can Chew...!)

The priestess finally gets some time to relax, before bed. As soon as she enters her room and closes the door, all of her clothes are just shed, leaving her down to her underwear.

A goblin raid's surprisingly easy to fend off with some adventurers, despite the damage they can do. However, fixing said damage is the hard part. Luckily, that's what this temple's workers are here for--securing connections and sending able hands, they rapidly set up their usual system to provide aid to the town. Medical assistance, food, repairs...

Her hand finds its ways over her panties, rubbing slowly, bringing herself to a half-mast. Coordinating all this was fairly taxing on the high priestess. The last day of three, she so wished to have some time to herself... But, with the relief effort almost done, she gets a moment to relax.

...Though, she probably ought to do her prayers... Patiently, she waits for her erection to fall, sits straight on the bed, and clasps her hands together in silent prayer. Her hair has long since turned blue from channeling so much divine energy, gifted to her for her zealous service. It powers the abilities of her acolytes, who wander the world once in a while looking to lend their help.

But her prayer never quite yielded something like THIS.

A tinkling sound breaks her out of her reverie, and she slowly opens her eyes. A vaguely door-shaped mass of light stands in the middle of her room, exuding a divine radiance she can't quite understand. And stepping out from it, is someone she'd only previously seen in visions. Her Goddess.

...Only her divine robe is incredibly sheer, leaving very little to the imagination. Seeing everything there is to see on her own Goddess' body, the priestess blushes profusely. And then, she blushes three times as hard, realizing she's wearing nothing but underwear.

"G-Goddess..." "Shh." With a gentle, but impossible to resist touch, the Goddess pulls the priestess onto her lap after sitting onto her. Far more closely and intimately than the priestess could have ever hoped. "I wanted to visit you."

She runs a hand up the reddening woman's neck, onto the side of her face, then down her chin, her thumb brushing against her lips. "My priestess... You're so devoted... And so kind... You deserve a reward. And I want to give it to you."

And she tries so hard to not do it. She tries so very, very hard to avoid this very inappropriate act. But she fails utterly, and her rapidly growing erection slowly spills out of her soft silk panties. And it just becomes worse when the Goddess puts her lips up to her ear, and whispers. "Don't be shy. It's normal to be aroused. That's exactly what I'm here for, sweetheart." "B-but..." Filled with shame, the priestess can't help but vaguely stop herself from saying yes. The Goddess' pillowy body makes it difficult to concentrate, especially when in so close contact--and she throbs once. "It's... Not appropriate. I would... Goddess, I promise you I would love to. It's simply... I'm a priestess, and you-"

"Would you like it if I didn't give you a choice?"

And her heart jumps. And it sort of doesn't stop beating so hard. But her mouth simply won't say the one word that she wants so badly to utter, so instead she huddles up to the Goddess, grasping onto her meekly. And she hopes against all hope that she will interpret that as yes.

The Goddess gently grabs her wrists. Her touch is gentle, with no force behind it, yet it's impossible to resist. And she raises both of those hands above her head, slowly laying the priestess on the bed. She leaves her in this position for a moment, delicate fingers reaching around to remove her bra. And then, thin, glowing golden chains materialize, binding those wrists together, then tying them to the head of the bed. Another set of chains materialize around her ankles, binding those together tightly. And then, the Goddess straddles her torso, smiling kindly.

"Mmm... You look so wonderful, all tied up and helpless. And panting sooo hard..." She-- she hadn't even noticed. Having already given in, the priestess feels the strength draining from her body, out of raw submissive arousal. And the Goddess drags herself up that body, and places her crotch up to her partner's face, her vagina already wet and dripping with glimmering juices. "First... Taste me."

Somewhat hesitantly, she touches and teases the wonderful vision, almost a fantasy, in front of her. And it... Tastes so incredible. Sweet, rich, wonderfully so. She dives in more eagerly, only dimly aware of the fact that she's causing her Goddess wonderful pleasure. Hopefully she enjoys it... But her erection starts to harden more, and more, and even more, much more than she thought possible. And despite loving her Goddess' ambrosia, she begins to squirm in untold need.

"Hmmm?" And the Goddess notices, and looks down at her with that same kind smile. "Is something wrong, love?" She lifts up just enough to deny her access to her crotch, and runs her hand over her lover's chin, and then uses her thumb to pin that tongue to the bottom of her mouth. "What is it you need? Tell me."

She just moans. It's all she can really do through this gesture. Her hips thrust into the air, desperately, and the Goddess giggles teasingly, reaching a hand back to brush over her thighs--frustratingly close. "This, sweetheart?" Desperate squirming. "Hmmm... Alright."

After moving back down, to the crotch, the Goddess wraps a hand around that needy dick, and--and, oh Goddess, it's--it's such a silky touch, and her pressure is just right, and as she moves up and down she coaxes precum out impossibly quickly, and then, she drags her wonderful tongue all over it, slick and soft and warm and wonderful, and soon she has her lips around it and it's bliss and so hard to think and ahhhhhn~

Then it stops, and she looks down, but she doesn't have time to be disappointed... The Goddess is positioning herself above her sensitive dick, the head already tantalizingly close to the entrance of her divine pussy. Her hand is slick with her own juices--the thought that she may have been masturbating is so flattering...

And then she goes down, slowly. Tight, wet, warm, impossibly so; it feels like heaven around her most sensitive spot...! The priestess moans, but she's not the only one--the Goddess enjoys this as well.

"Aahhh~ This size, it's just right... I could get off to this..." Seeing the priestess' hopeful eyes, she smiles kindly one more. "Don't count on it, honey. It's incredibly difficult, for a mortal. Just enjoy yourself... This is for you." She goes up, then down, then up, then down, gasping every time she goes down, and it inundates the priestess with so much pleasure. She throbs, then harder, and spills so much precum inside, it's... Oh...

Oh n-no, she's there already, but the Goddess doesn't seem even close... She tries to last longer, but it's so hard when the Goddess feels so good... Frustrated at her own weakness, she cums helplessly, unable to take even one more second.

And the Goddess lies with her, caressing her face in affection, and kissing her cheek lovingly. But the priestess can tell she wasn't fully satisfied.

"...You still don't feel fulfilled?" "I... I wanted to be a good partner for you, my Goddess." "Awww." She kisses her again, and smiles kindly once more. Then, she reaches towards the chains... But stops. "Would you like me... To leave you tied overnight?" The priestess' heart jumps. "I'll have it so they vanish a while after you wake up."

And so she sleeps tied and helpless. ~~~ It happens again in a week. The Goddess materializes, and gently and lovingly lies her down and strips her, and ties her down. She feeds her ambrosia, and teases her, then pleases her with her hands and her tongue and her mouth.

Then... She slips down. She moans, the Goddess gasps. That divine tightness... It envelops her again and gets so much pleasure out of her. It truly feels impossible to resist... But, it's for her Goddess' sake.

"G-Goddess. Please..." It's interrupted by a moan. "D-don't stop. Keep going... I'll last long enough for you to f-finish, I promise!"

Surprised, the Goddess' kind smile changes to a mischevious one. She begins to move up and down at a faster pace, not too much, but certainly enough to make the priestess moan and immediately regret her decision. "Mmmmph... You've always been so devoted... I'll entert--ahhhhn--" Getting a moan of that caliber out of the Goddess already feels wonderful... "entertain this effort. But if you really want to help me finish... Priestess, I won't hold back..."

With this new pace, the Goddess' breath quickens, and she begins to have trouble stifling her gasps and moans. But this--this tightness, this pace, it's--ah fuck, it's testing... She throbs already, hard, as she contemplates that--that she may have to contain her orgasm... For... Quite a while, if this keeps up...

Then the Goddess plants a hand on her partner's torso, and increases her pace again, moaning shamelessly. And instantly, the priestess is at her limit. "Oh... Ooohh, my priestess... I haven't been this far... In a long time... H-hold on for me!" Trembling and stifling moans in obscene effort, she holds on as best she can as the Goddess rides her like a storm, planting her other hand down and leaning her full weight on her as she increases her pace yet again. The priestess helplessly witnesses her Goddess quivering and scream-moaning, her body ekeing an orgasm out of her and her partner inch by inch...

"Priestess...! I am... Aaahn, I'm... I'm cu--Haaa--haaaaaah...!!" Something beyond her wildest dreams, the tied-up priestess not only watches her Goddess orgasm, but is providing for it... She doesn't get to do it too long, as immediately, the Goddess' canal begins to contract and squeeze and tighten and f-force so much cum out of her and she can't register her own moaning and she's... She's... S-so happy and satisfied...

Her Goddess' tired and panting voice is honestly a siren song, as she leans down and grasps her little sub's face on both sides, pushing their lips together in an awkward, tired, sloppy kiss that nonetheless feels like heaven. It takes a while for her to back up, but she does eventually. "It's been so long... My little priestess, you've fulfilled me in a way you can't even comprehend." She blushes--she didn't know there was room for more blush. "I will continue to visit you, if that's alright with you." No objections. "I imagine you'll want to sleep all tied up tonight too?" A nod.

The Goddess tiredly plops down next to the still-trembling woman, huddling close, and sighing contentedly. And she moves up to her new partner's ear, and she whispers...

"If only you could last more than once..."

#smut

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