#like cowabummer dude

[ovenstavern]

Alts to google docs

google data scraping docs and EVERYTHING is my 13th reason (they even got gmail too :((()

anyhoo. here’s alts to google docs bc ill be damned if richy rich people with ai take writers ideas and use it as their own

- OfficeSuite is pretty cool. Its what im currently using and you dont have to pay for anything unless you want some add-on. It’s basically microsoft word but you dont have to pay anything

- Word docs is... ok, in my experience. I used it in my ye olde days when I began writing fanfiction. However, you gotta pay to download and I’m too cheap to spend a dime to write two dudes kissing :/

- Scriviner: I never used this software, and it’s not free. However, I heard a bunch of positive reviews and their format looks nice so do with that information as you will

- Reedsy: accessible everywhere, free, and can export to paperback. I use it to quadruple and quintuple backup my works :)))

- LibreOffice: free and basically like microsoft word. Never used it before, but the reviews sound good

remember yall. eat the rich and add seasoning. good day <3

#like cowabummer dude #what do you expect us to use?? WORD?? #time to backup my work for the fourth time #eat the rich and add seasoning #google doc alternatives #google doc alts #boo capitalism

[turtleblogatlast]

Sometimes I think about the potential possibility of Leo accidentally portaling himself to the Prison Dimension should his powers develop enough. Considering how much he struggled with them at first, if they were to get stronger, and moreso, if it became easier for him to portal to places he’d been before…I can imagine that developing into a constant, looming threat in the back of his mind.

#rottmnt #rottmnt leo #rise leo #like #congrats leo your skills developed enough that you no longer need swords to portal to places with high impact on you! #sorry that one of those places is literally hell #cowabummer dude #idk I just really like the thought of any upgrade Leo gets being a double edged sword

[introspectivememories]

obsessed with the damian and bernard dynamic.

#two of my favorite blorbos #their talks def go smth like this #dami: this where i learned at the tender age of 7 to kill a man dowd #bear: cowabummer! #dami talking very earnestly about how he was cnfused and scared when he first came to gtham and that led to him taking his anger out on tim #but still i must make amends for the hurt i have caused. i shall endeavor to one day apologize to drake no matter how ill it makes me #bear laughing: why do you gotta apologize dude? you were like 10. i promise you tim doesn't even think about it #dami: how can he not! #bear slowly realizing dami is serious about this:... bc u were 10. you were a child. and children lash out when they're put in uncomfortabl #situations. and bc it would be pathetic for tim to have beef with a 10 year old. i promise you he doesn't even think about it. #also he told me he said smth like 'here on my world we call this a handshake' when u first met. i woulda whooped his ass too. #but also bear not treating dami like a child and i think dami respects that #and dami not treating bear like he's a fragile civilian #and bear appreciates that yknow. #very much a 'tim will try to coddle you bc he thinks you're safer not knowing about any of this but ill tell u the truth' #bernard dowd #damian wayne #dc

[depressedzelda]

Honestly having a really bad time rn got to say sorry to be that guy but oh my god. I thought i was getting passed this. This is why i left in the first place but its the same awful life ruining memories now literally destroying my brain. I cant eat or sleep again. I have a fucking hangover when i had nothing to drink last night. This is bad and i dont know how to fix this lol o7

#i straight up do not know what to do its like im being eaten alive from the inside out #it physically hurts dude. how am i supposed to fix this. i dont know #and nobody can help like there...isnt any thing or way for anybody to help #ohh kay. cowabummer moments

[juicywritinghoard]

object + emotion combo prompts list

Select an option from each list and send to the rebblogger of this list (with a character/ship/etc)!

OBJECTS

Sword-shaped dangly earrings

Fake red delicious apple with bite marks

Box too good to throw away just yet

Elegantly made brioche loaf

Blue Scooby Doo fruit snack

Hair dye stain

Holographic vampire sticker

Tiny pizza-shaped eraser

Probably haunted object, too big for the trash compactor to eat

Hello Kitty tarot card (the Tower)

Pile of bills, internet offers, and ads for burger

Very small crocheted frog

Teapot shaped like a strawberry

Single popcorn kernel where it doesn’t belong

Denim jacket with bleach-painted bone motif

8 ball that is always wrong no matter what

Wet cellphone, with an unsent text

Arcade carpet

Key to a storage unit

Flickering neon motel sign

Button that just says BEEF

Lava lamp that sort of works

Ceramic octopus

Costume for a lizard or perhaps small rodent

Bowling ball with a gargoyle in it

Build-a-Bear receipt 

emotions

Unrequited love, probably

Stomach Ache at the worst possible moment

Anxiety that would better suit an active bank robbery than laying in bed in the sunny afternoon

Totally Chill, Nothing Can Prove Otherwise

Clawing at the furniture 

WITH TEARS IN MY EYES I BEGGED YOU TO STAY 

[smooth saxophone begins to play] 

Mortified, perhaps to literal death

Gee Doc How Do You SUGGEST I Lower My Stress Levels

Gotta make gotta make gotta make something new

If they don’t smile at me today I’m going to eat an entire drum set 

Safe with you. Despite

Can’t stop humming love songs

Do you want to hear half an hour straight of facts I know about this just kidding here we go [deep breath] THE

Hollow

Sanguine

I will start a fight and I do not care if I win that fight, even though I will win that fight. I want to draw blood

Cowabummer dude

Proud, so proud it hurts

OH BUT I GOTTA KNOW??? I GOTTA

Quick question what if we didn’t, actually

[deeply affectionate] they are so stupid

Hangry.

SMOOCH

I am looking Respectfully??

The Fear ™ 

#writing prompts #writing ideas #prompts #prompt list #rp prompts #rp ideas #creative writing #writing inspo #writing inspiration #otp prompts #roleplay prompts #prompt meme #writing prompt #story ideas #rp starters #romance prompts #writing #writeblr #story prompt #trope prompts #fic inspo #fic inspiration #fanfic inspo #fanfic inspiration #fanfiction prompts #fanfiction ideas #for ise <3 #setting #setting prompts #drawing prompt

[astronomifier]

Adventure time fans will write a 10,000 word poem about the "effervescent beauty of the show's subtle tragedy" and then you'll go watch it and the dialogue will be like "Cowabummer dude! You really scronked your springles!"

#adventure time #fionna and cake

[dragonastra]

Hearing about Rooser Teeth's demise... admittedly I havent kept up with a lot of their content ever since they fired Matt Bragg. But the fact remains that I was a part of that community for several long years.

I made fanart. I made friends. My god, I made friends! Some of the closest friends I have we bonded through the AH/RT community or some branch of it. My current DnD group that streams on twitch, we were all connected to the community at one point, one way or another.

I attended RTX several times, which I maintain was a wholly unique experience unlike any anime convention I've also attended. I had so much fun in that community. I know RT has and had some problematic elements but it was also such a... force. I dont regret joining it. It got me into let's plays and streaming, it brought us RWBY which I still love despite everything and numerous other entertaining shows, and more importantly it made me laugh and connected me with friends.

To see it all dissolve so suddenly is... grief inducing. My heart definitely mourns. I've never been in another fandom community like it, and I dont know if I will again.

And of course, I hope the employees and contract workers affected can get back on their feet quickly. I cant imagine their position. Like the rug has been pulled from under their feet, I'm sure.

Just... yeah. Cowabummer, dude.

#you can go on and on and on about how RT was a sinking ship these past several years #i dont want to hear it #i knew it was on a decline but they were still doing new things and making shit #it seemed like they at least had a few more years left #honestly i do put a chunk of the blame on WB #the company with a history of shitty laughably horrible mismanagement #but yeah #driveling dragon #i imagine RWBY will probably be bought but who knows how businews people think #a lot of wait and see happens now

[twocrabcake]

alright here’s the deal

i’m gonna make a percentage of how many trap victims/related persons survive

wish me luck this is gonna be tedious 🫡

it’s been an hour or two since i wrote that lol i got busy

idk i’m starting when its like 12am????

survived: iiiiiiiiii

not: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

special (survived): iiiiiii

special (not): iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

special is either 1 the game was rigged or 2 they beat the game but died some other related way (ex: adam) 3 or if it was up to somebody else to save you as part of their game (ex: eric matthews, like a lot of them actually)

special good is when it was rigged/something was against them or different but they still beat it. hold on hold up i’m looking for an example rn. ok the secretary lady deborah or something she was in a trap out of her control but she survived.

(timing these for some reason) 1:12 am

dude idk where to put matthews bc his first game was a fluke and he survived but he was also like saved? idk man i’ll think about it (i put him in special died OH GOD NO LOOK AT NOTES)

i can’t put my headcanons/theory’s in here okay cowabummer dude (i have to put adam in dead i’m sorry ok)

1:20 (^im realizing now a shit ton of these fall into the special category whoopsies maybe i got too specific)

1:28 aw dude the fatal 5 are gonna suckkkk bc they’re all working together and linked and connected and shit fhhhghh

1:33 okay dude the steam lady is difficult bc the first half was a special but the last wasn’t. fuck it im just gonna say she could have survived the burns herself

1:40 can’t decide if the first and rebooted games from jigsaw should be put in together or if they should be separate. i just finished i smoked an entire bowl and i am trying my best here ok

1:50 the train guys is rigged they don’t explicitly say it but there’s no way

1:58 alright. fucking finally. that experience was just a downward spiral haha get it bc i hate that movie. also hate jigsaw the movie jigsaw. this was very unpleasant once i’m done with this shit i’m gonna fall asleep to saw 5 or smthn.

2:02 i have to use a counter online bc i’m too tired to count all those little i bitches

2:06 the fruits of my labor. my creation. behold

Pie chart

there we fucking go. a ratio. OH MY GOD THEY FUCKING SEPARATED THE 2 DEADS IM GONNA KILL. YOU. YOU WILL BE BOILED.

oh thank god

ok so there it is. the ratio of victims that survived and victims who’ve perished in jigsaws traps. you don’t know how much footage i’ve skimmed through. 1 like=1 ass kicking for to me because what was i thinking

me laying down in bed after this ↓

WAIT NO I FORGOT TO INCLUDE FUCKING ERIC MATTHEWS. THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN.

2:18 ok here it is. the real true official one.

sorry for all that. thank you for accompanying me on this task. i did not have fun. except when i was watching 1-3d but then after that it sucked. 1-3d even took up almost all of the view time but the last bits were so unpleasant it threw that all out the window. gonna go watch one of the original saw movies. you can tell saw x will be good bc it has saw in the name. the title. oh my god oh god i’m realizing i forgot people. i think i forgot bobby. what the hell man screw this i’m going to sleep. i’ll deal with it when i wake up and wonder what the fuck i was on last night. thank you for joining me on this journey of a mental breakdown everybody. a mental spiral, even, if you will. i’m imagining cheesy ending scene music like the character/actor is thanking the audience. signing, logging off at 2:34 am. goodnight everyone.

#saw #sawposting #saw franchise #saw posting #saw memes #detective hoffman #mark hoffman #adam faulkner stanheight #lawrence gordon #adam stanheight #saw movies #amanda young #john kramer #saw 2004 #saw vi #saw iii #saw v #saw 5 #saw iv #saw 2 #saw x #saw 6 #saw 3 #saw 3d #saw 7 #saw (2004) #sorry about all these i’m trying to extend my reach as far as i can lol #coffinshipping #chainshipping #shotgunshipping

[tangledinink]

i love cass's apocalypse series so much and it has brought so much joy to me but with this latest arc (which I also love, don't get me wrong) it's like.

idk, my dashboard is just filled with art and writing about it and how sad and horrible it is to watch someone you love die. and about how sad and horrible it is that leo is gonna lose his twin brother. and like. it's so cool that it's inspired so many people (and I'm one of them, for the record, I've made art about it too!) and everything but now I'm just sitting here THINKING about it like.

.... yeah. it was really sad and horrible to watch my dad die. he was in hospice for over a year. and he was sick for a lot longer than that, back before he was rejected for a lung transplant, and when we still thought he would get better.

and it was really sad and horrible when my twin brother died, too. i just had my first birthday without him earlier this month and it sucked. it'll be one year officially since we lost him on may 11th and I'm sooo not ready for it.

and i do trust cass that there will be a happy ending and everything. but there's sadly no one storyboarding my reality so. that's not really true anywhere else.

and the WORST PART!!! is i can't even go talk to people about this!! which is the only reason I'm here in the first place lmao. coz like. what am i supposed to do like? "hey in order for you to understand why I'm upset right now I'm gonna have to explain the extended tmnt universe, the plot of the movie, and also can you read these fan comics for me?" like!!! FUCK!!!!! but then cass just posted the last page >:( (it's beautiful btw they did gr8) and I straight up curled up and sobbed for like. a good five minutes. coz. like. fuck!!! it just!!! I'm sad!!!! I'm sad donnie is dead and that his family will suffer for it but.

fuck. at least he was surrounded by his family when he went.

i wasn't there when my daddy died.

my brother died alone.

and neither of them are coming back.

and that's, like. so cowabummer, dude.

#vent #personal #im just sad right now and i don't have anywhere to put it #cw grief #cw death #im sad about turtles and i dont know what to do about it right now #like frfr #>:( #this is stupid actually

[miku-life-tips]

Obsessed with Dolores being the only one who has a pose like displaying them is like

Bruno ruined my wedding day, Dolores

Cowabummer dude

[heystephen]

used to love this blog and respect the person behind it until i found out you hate cowboy like me. i'm sorry i just can't support that lifestyle. unfollowed and blocked. (/s)

cowabummer dude

#u can cancel me but u can’t take away my hatred of that song ❗️ #i got mail* #anonymous

[spitdrunken]

Holyyyyy. ASDFdsjklfmklsdmlf

What you wrote for Lucifer is so damn good, jesus fuck! The way you made everything slot together so perfectly. You couldn't have gotten down his character and the type of dynamic he'd create any better.

I like all his interests and the crafts he knows, the things he keeps making for Reader and how long he's had to work on all these skills. It fits him really well. The promise he made them was also incredibly sweet.

Reader's so real. I'd be freaked out if I ended up in Hell and then start talking to the Devil himself. Cowabummer dude.

I'm glad you enjoyed it so much :D!! I was honestly worried the entire thing was a bit too 'weird' for most people, not that that would stop me but still LMAO I feel like Lucifer has so many different little 'aspects' to him that you can write all kinds of dynamics about him and characters...

I feel like Lucifer would be the king of DIY, haha! He especially likes to makes toys and stuff like that, and I imagine that he made all of Charlie's toys as she was growing up. He's probably also better at fixing things around the hotel than Alastor (which he's definitely smug about, lmao).

It'd be FUCKING terrifying, wouldn't it???? I personally really had to add the touch of Reader doubting whether this little clown guy really WAS Lucifer because like. He could just be some random, lying guy- He wasn't, though!

Taking this as an excuse to ramble a bit more, but... At the start of the fic, I feel like Lucifer still wouldn't have the highest opinion of sinners. (Which is, initially, why he looks Reader up and down and has a blank expression; assessing whether you are a threat or a daughter or not.) But then you're clearly so lost, distraught, confused and alone in this world entirely unfamiliar to him... And it just pulls at his heartstrings. If you were in Hell any longer than a handful of days, you would know better to expose such a vulnerable side of you so easily, and that's what makes him believe you.

He still remembers what it was like when he fell and, though you may have 'deserved' your trip to Hell, according to Heaven, he had deserved his punishment, too. His feelings are borne out of pity and compassion, evolving from there.

#nw #cha.lucifer

[sharpth1ng]

hey scalpel, i forgot if i already gave u an ask (^ has dementia brain) but what the freak yo, that was not sick dude, that was a cowabummer brah.

SPOILERS BTWWW :>

the most accepting and loving sex and /then/ he breaks the flip up wit him, i know there was gonna be arcs (billy back arch 180 degrees[send him to the hospital oh god]) but not this scoopin early yo, like what was goin thru ur red bull brain surbur. did you have the panera lemonade (affectionate), if so, do NOT let it influence you into gods pure heaven (no more gays in WoM) like what the fubgus, hopebthis ask is like falling down the stairs(best compliment ever), or up, god knows. also my brain is NOT deteriorating if you start worrying.

god forbid i get more prophetic visions about this, i was so serious when i tell you that, i awoke in a cold sweat. so heaven forbid you make it worse (i just know it is). if i have to make "the bible 2" becUse of this i will be pissed off.

will send more deranged asks in the future (prolly 1 day from now)

SCALPEL. Great nickname, 10/10.

But yeah, absolute cowabummer man, I am making calculations for maximum pain 👍

Also, just so you know this ask is like starting to fall down the stairs, but then you hit a stair that bounces you back up like a trampoline but then a stair above bounces you back down so you're just being juggled back and forth between two stairs forever. Good job. A small correction though, I have Monster brain not red bull brain (although the peach flavour red bull slaps, red bull is growing on me)

"(billy back arch 180 degrees[send him to the hospital oh god])" Incredible sentence, he's being lawn-chaired.

Billy is in his new moon era ok? I am working in the tradition of Stephanie Meyers, we have to fuck everything up in the first chapter.

anyways strap in for more pain! Billy's perspective next!

#wave of mutilation spoilers #COWABUMMER #stuilly #ask

[unfunnyaceartist]

Arent u also a cool talented artist cowabummer dude. Cool artists like you 👇 are friends 🤑💸 with other cool artists 🧨💥 obviously 🙄 stop being shy 🥺 and shitpost 💩 my brother in christ ✝️🙏

bet. ill make a shitpost right now

[lggy]

hihi! i went through your introduction and saw Dottie/Zenix. Can you elaborate? cause that sounds awesome!

my gf said dottie/zenix as a random background ship to fill out the timeline of our story and it sounded so perfect to me for some reason. basically zenix and sasha break up and he ends up in a way healthier realtionship w dottie (ltierally just replace blaze w zenix in their canon interactions.. same va and all hehe) but later they break up for college/future reasons. they were really good for each other but they just had super different life paths that would never work out in the long run. cowabummer dude!!!!

basically they meet at the start of college and dottie cant get into her car or something and zenix was walking by and helped her . and dottie with like no boundaries and fawning over the simplest things thanks zenix profusely and hugs him and hes like "ooh uhh its no big deal" but secretly like "no one has shown me affection in forever i thnk i will exploe now" then they start talking. and zenix learns to be not a dickhead since w his other relationships w women (aphmau, sasha) have just been playful bullying and teasing. dottie is just a beacon of kindness . its hard to explain them bc im the only one who ships them but i like them a lot they go pretty good together speciifically mystreet not pdh zenix

#ask

[goodeye-cyborg]

Zevlor: I let the brain worm win like trash

Alphonse with like four different worms in his brain and another in his pocket: Cowabummer dude

#goodeye plays bg3 #hes got an int of 1 okay? #bg3 spoilers