Anyone have like, a librarian dragon outfit or a dragon with such an outfit, for me to have a peek at?
I have a few ideas of what I'd want, but nothing I can put together easily right now ;-;
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Of course you have a weird relationship that might include a Deal™ and a lot of homoerotic tension with an eldritch being. And pronouns.
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You ever have a character where you're like !!! That's my son!!! But then you see him two frames later and you're like !!! That's my wife!!!
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a real conversation i had at work this week
me: Library reference desk, how can I help you?
man: HOW DO I IDENTIFY AN ARTIFACT
me: um. what kind of artifact?
man: I FOUND IT ON THE SIDEWALK
me: have you tried uploading it to any websites, to see if any experts recognize it?
man: I DON'T USE THE INTERNET. I ONLY HAVE THIS PHONE THAT I'M TALKING ON RIGHT NOW
me: okay! so-
man, interuppting: I FOUND THIS ON THE GROUND AND I THINK I KNOW WHAT IT IS, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT *IS*, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
me: I think so. So, we don't really have anyone here with that kind of expertise, but have you tried calling the main library? Someone in archives or special collections might-
man: THEY'RE ALWAYS CLOSED
me: I assure you they are not
man:...
man: WHEN I WAS A KID AND I WENT TO THE LIBRARY, THE LIBRARIANS WERE VERY KNOWLEDGABLE AND EDUCATED
me: I'm-
man: WHAT HAPPENED
me: excuse me?
man: ARE YOU EDUCATED. I MEAN, DO YOU HAVE A COLLEGE DEGREE
me: I do :)
man: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE GALAPAGOS ISLANDS ARE?
me: Yes, I do.
man: DO YOU KNOW WHAT A "KIMONO DRAGON" IS
me: Yes, I know what a Komodo dragon is.
man: DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE GALAPAGOS IN WORLD WAR TWO
me: sir, I have to assist another patron, do you mind if I put you on hold?
*line goes dead*
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The Dragon Rider
Lucienne and Dragon!Gault by @designtheendless , for my fic: (546 words, teen)
Lucienne walked over to Gault, reaching up to stroke behind her ear and caress down her neck, the way she knew she liked in whatever form she took.
Because this other fic won their contest 😭😂💜! Thank you so much! It’s gorgeous!!!
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librarian be creepin' around
ruh roh, better watch out
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How book lovers are called across Europe
In French, the word for “bookworm” is “rat de bibliothèque” (library rat). In German, it’s “Bücherwurm” (bookworm). In Italy, the most common way to describe a book lover is “topo di biblioteca,” which is a library mouse. The same in Spain – “ratón de biblioteca” is nothing else but a library mouse.
(via How book lovers are called across Europe (infographic))
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stupid venn diagram I made with input from my friend Evan :P
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Monk: May I get you anything to drink, Barbarian?
Barbarian: The tears of our enemies wrenched from their bodies as their bones are crushed.
Monk: We have jasmine tea.
Barbarian: Oh, jasmine. Yes please.
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Natural Selection by Aishuu
Here's a special little guy. A friend of mine didn't like the size of the font of her bind, so she gifted me the printed pages for me to bind this adorable story.
As always below the line, you will find information about the bind
Typeset by the wonderful starblightbindery
Binding materials:
Cloth: Colibri Malachite (dark green)
I Hand foiled the dragon with silver heat reactive foil. Using the battery foil pen by memory keepers
Unknown paper, but if I have to guess, 24lbs cream color paper legal size
I also used linen white thread, headbands made out of the same cloth, and endpapers you can find at most specialty craft stores
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“Dragons, in the original sense of the word, are real animals,” according to scholars, so there you go.
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