#just two dumb idiots

[thetourguidebarbie]

Tagged by @sonseulsoleil in the "last sentence you wrote of your WIP" game. More than a last sentence but I felt like it needed context lol.

"Look, obviously I'm really not used to not getting what I want, and I figured everything would just work out, you know? And then it didn't, and I felt pathetic for being stuck on you even though I just knew in my bones that you were it for me. Like, I could feel it. I could always feel it. So, to answer your earlier question, no, I am not over you. I love you so much that it kind of makes me want to vomit, actually. Like, bi-monthly."

He was vaguely aware that his mouth was open, his hands dangling uselessly at his sides as she approached, big blue eyes round and wide and pleading. 

"Right," he said slowly, his voice rough. He honestly wasn't quite sure what to do with her and her confession and her trembling lower lip and how she was looking at him. 

But he never knew what to do with her. And he liked that.

"Right?" 

He was suddenly aware of how close she was, how she was invading his personal space. She wasn't touching him, hadn't dared, but she was close enough that he could see where her mascara clumped and the freckles on her nose peeking through her makeup and the flecks of green in her eyes. He could feel the heat of her, and he suddenly wasn't sure he remembered how to breathe.

He was vaguely aware of one of the partygoers to his left setting their glass back down on his coffee table, could hear the rustle of people on cushions and feel their eyes fixed on them, and he felt a bit like he was pinned under a microscope.

"Right," he repeated. "Right."

Tagging @kirythestitchwitch @garglyswoof @cbk1000 @cupcakemolotov @certifiedceraunophile @honestgrins @bellemorte180 @little-miss-sunny-daisy @helpless-in-sleep

#my writing #sonseulsoleil #tag games #just two dumb idiots #who broke up for Reasons #klaroline

[harbingersecho]

READY AIM FIRE

#rvb #red vs blue #lolix #locus #felix #sam ortez #isaac gates #felix mcscouty #mine #*24 #art #if you wanna know the vibes for this it's the aim is in your head by and one. had it on repeat a bunch lol #anyway felix's shield is such an interesting part of his character. like the manipulative selfish ch is one of the few to have a shield #its a small shield and he mainly uses it for himself but y'know. the shield itself is also his opposite not just from a selfish/protective #stance but in color too. i just came up with a dumb 'it could be that deep' theory symbolism thing re: felix locus + lolix lol. like its #v pepe silva/cornplate but y'know. his trust in the shield is part of what got him yeeted off the platform. using the shield offensively #bc someone already has his back. the shield + felix being a two-way barrier between locus and the world. them vs others. you get it. #the sketch i posted abt this was cursed tho bc as a thumbnail it looked like they were getting it on 🧍‍♂️ #STOP having sex in my notes I cant take you idiots anywhere

[lunian]

I dont get this Galestarion and Wyllstarion shipping war purely because it's really just about "who deserves Astarion's attention and love more", based on what I see most of the time.

Which is hella funny!

It has to be about "who is capable to handle Astarion more"

...Which is both of them, actually.

Both Wyll and Gale are so fcking blind dumb about this menace of a vampire I SWEAR TO G— *gets drugged from the stage* DONT YOU GET IT

#dumb idiots #having hots to another dumber idiot #.. i mean MORE DUMB IDIOT #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate #bg3 #bloodweave #bladeweave #mystuff #actually just go make these two losers kiss already #lets be real #i have all rights saying it btw i romanced them both as Astarion ive seen it all

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

"Couldn't help overhearing. You lost contact with some of your friends, did you?"

The Librarians S03E02 And the Fangs of Death.

#the librarians #jenkins #eve baird #sergeant rubin #john larroquette #rebecca romijn #dana green #seriously guys? you two are supposed to be the sensible ones who DON'T end up in the dumb situation! #maybe its just a symptom of working in the library #you become an improbably intellectual idiot #(that phrase was shamelessly stolen from a mutual because it is SO TRUE!) #ghostly'sgifs

[starsxinxthexbluexsky]

The Untamed | Episode 13 [You Like Mian Mian?]

⤳WangXian’s Favorite Scenes [13/∞]⬿

#the untamed #cql bts #theuntameddaily #:) :) wwx you're a pretty dumb #do you like mian mian. he likes you idiot don't you see the bitch face he makes when he looks at you obviously he loves you #lwj must think why i fell in love with this fool #but let's face it those two are just as stupid when it comes to feelings #and how close they are should kiss there is a lot of tension here #there is so much that it is very annoying to see. my eyes burn #wangxian #wei wuxian #lan wangji #my gifs #mygifs.scene

[heteromerous-rhyming]

guys, can - can we stop saying that percy jackson is an unreliable narrator who thinks he's an idiot? bc like. rereading the books.

he's doesn't??? think he's an idiot????

like sure he'll say things like "echidna.... isn't that a type of anteater?" but he doesn't think that he's himself an idiot for that.

let me quote you the book: "Go ahead, call me an idiot for walking into a strange lady’s shop like that just because I was hungry, but I do impulsive stuff sometimes."

HE doesn't think he's an idiot, but he does assume that YOU, THE READER, will think that. and that's true to his life experience, true to his school experience, true to anyone with a learning disability like his.

#like the two other time that he calls himself an idiot #it's not a self worth statement #the first one is an “i feel awkward in this armor it doesn't fit me” #and the second one #is when he stops at the entrance to an alley #he's calling himself an idiot bc he holds his streetsmart up to a high standard #like guys #guys #please. #THE ONLY ONES CALLING HIM AN IDIOT ARE YOU #THE READER #(at least in the first book fair warning haven't read past HoO) #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo tv show #but only in the sense that it's in reference to the show that i see this type of defense rn #i'm just really salty #bc i've seen my brother do the same thing #where he assumes he'll be taken as an idiot or dumb #even though he knows and is confident in his own intelligence #.

[almostholysandwich]

Bri'ish

(original image)

#wow #Clyde spends too long on another shitpost #give it up for me everyone #I really really think I just wanted to paint the teaware honestly #big ass teaware #what a stupid dumb idiot #<- affectionate #anywya tagging time #two #two tpot #tpot two #algebralien #shitpost #meme #my art

[no-light-left-on]

been thinking about the Daud Lives AU and how the old man would have to deal with the now-human Outsider on their way back from Shindaerey. they have to play nice or risk Billie's wrath

#dh #dishonored #doto #daud #outsider #sketchbook #I forgot all my tags snyways take these dumb idiots from my hands #part of me wants to do a short follow up comic where the two of them talk... yknow... like adults #feels a little ooc tho /hj #daud lives au #this isnt a promise but I want to have a tag Just In Case

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

got so into my laughingstock feels that i burnt my fuckign toast

#shit was Black #literally was in my kitchen Wailing about them and forgot the bread slices i put in the toaster oven three seconds prior #s'ok i made a new set but oughhhhhh i am still sooooooo so unwell about them.... #OUGHHHHHHH THEMMMMMMM #theyre just... snf.... theyre just two silly goofy guys in love.... #silly goofy fruity fellas and they love each other <3 #SIDE NOTE GINGER SPREAD ON HONEY/BUTTER TOAST ABSOLUTELY FUCKS TRUST ME ON THIS #absolutely unprompted #but yea i was specifically thinking about that fic i have in my head #yall know the one by now. the one i desperately want to write and I SWEAR I WILL EVENTUALLY #but the fuckin... Misunderstanding... it makes me insaneeeee #its the most unhealthy part of their relationship AND THEY ARENT EVEN IN A RELATIONSHIP YET #damn theyre so healthy. theyre so. wails screams howls #but howdy being an oblivious idiot to his own emotions is so important to me #mans is whip smart & quick in every other area #but in this One Subject hes dumb as a rock & that hurts both of them <3 #but it also turns into something they can cry w/ laughter over later #someone asks how they got together. they exchange a look. and burst out howling #full on wheeze-laughing Cannot Form Words #y'see most couples would have some lingering 'i cant believe you did that' and/or guilt #but barn & howdy would just find it hysterical. full on 'remember when you-' 'yeah lmfao' #THEYRE SOOOOOO <3 #yknow if i ever find someone i want to have a partner-esque relationship. i want to have what laughingstock has #i do genuinely believe that howdy might have feelings for barn #but i like to live in the delusional world of my mind where they're Established <3 #grabbing them and slamming them together like a violent 5 yr old playing with dolls #kiss! kiss damn you!

[tswwwit]

Can Dipper pick Bill up? Has he ever tried? What would Bill's reaction be to his little human husband carrying (or trying to) him, and under what circumstances would either of them agree to it?

Good question!

I'm not sure if Dipper can pick Bill up - certainly not an easy task, Bill's taller and a handful in more than one way. Probably Dipper makes the attempt out of retaliation. Bill wants to pick up Dipper all the time? Fine! Let's see how Bill likes being manhandled for once.

Unfortunately for this plan, Bill's entirely fine with being man- or demon-handled! Frankly the whole thing would be deeply amusing. Bill gets not only attention, but also an opportunity to tease Dipper AND mock him while he struggles. A triple win!

#answers #bless these two idiots #Bill *does* make it a struggle of course. But not by squirming away #More like putting the back of his hand to his forehead and falling back in a swoon at just the right time to make Dipper nearly drop him #Or clasping his arms dramatically around Dipper's neck in a way that makes it hard to keep his grip #Possibly 'helping' by trying to climb on top of Dipper instead #Switching between comments like 'oh no this so-called 'hero' is trying to drag me off' and other sarcasms and others like: #'Boy you sure are sweating kid! Having trouble? or 'Jeez it's obvious you've never swept any being off their feet before. Amateur.' #Dipper's frustration is hilarious and only intensifying with Bill's dumb antics. But he can't quit *now*. He's already halfway there #If he just gives up then Bill will mock him for THAT for ages #Gotta get the guy off the ground at least once before he lets him drop. Hopefully in a mud puddle or down a well or something #He'll see this through with gritted teeth and also probably a sore back #If he'd remembered to lift with his knees he could have spared himself the last one #But frankly he probably just walked up behind Bill and tried to just. Lift. #It took Bill a second to figure out what the heck he was doing. And then: The Mocking Began

[ollibeestuff]

Dumbass doctor who spin off show but its just two teenagers who happen to find a time vortex manipulator on ebay , buy it as a joke and now those two idiots are travelling the universe and taking selfies with random aliens and historic figures

#how are you two alive ? #doctor who #this is just the most idiotic dumbass idea but imagine it tying into torchwood and dw and just imagine #'pure dumb luck bro lol' #10thdoctor #torchwood #doctorwhoimagines #imagines #rosetyler

[remosdeerica]

Does Damian make Jon smarter?

No.

Does Jon make Damian more stupid?

You bet your ass he does.

#two halves of a whole idiot #damian beijg perfectly functional by himself and an utter buffoon with jon is hilarious #their love is so blind deaf and dumb that even jesus can't help them #damian wayne #jon kent #damijon #super sons #hot take? or just accurate?

[aduckwithears]

Just watched the 1941 bit again and the only reason Crowley actually goes through with shooting the gun is to avoid embarrassing Aziraphale? He could have refused, said nope, we’re not doing this, but instead he wanted the show to be a success because it was important to the angel and ugh I’m having some feelings again.

#it’s so dumb #but at the same time it’s just perfect for the two idiots #idk the shaking finger on the trigger does me in #good omens s2 #good omens meta #good omens 1941 #1941 #ineffable idiots #a duck talks #Sunday night thoughts I guess #good omens

[yumemiruuuu]

Xue Meng: (seething and running away) Why can’t you just be normal??!

Mo Ran: (chasing Xue Meng in a frenzy) BOWOWOW WOOF WOOF GRRRRRR

Xue Meng: (((confused screaming)))

#i love what they have 😇 #two idiots but they’re two types of idiots #none of you can convince me that mo ran never chased down xue meng barking just to drive him insane #xue meng is my beautiful dumb peacock #chickens are also called cocks and peacocks have cocks…. this is giving me ideas #i hope tumblr doesn’t ban me for this bro i didn’t mean it in an indecent way 😭 #xue meng #xue meng is so silly i love him so much #mo ran too mo ran is also such a goofy aaa dude #i love mo ran’s silliness in the same way that I like watching dogs do dumb things #mo ran #erha #2024 is the year of my erha brainrot fr #erha he ta de bai mao shizun #the husky and his white cat shizun #二哈和他的白猫师尊 #2ha #2ha incorect quotes #erha incorrect quotes

[poisoned-pearls]

Azul wasn’t quite sure what exactly he and Jamil had become. One day, he’d been getting continuously blown off by Jamil, the next, Jamil is making out with him in the Scarabia common room in the middle of the night. And it was seriously starting to stress him out.

Crowley had started making (forcing) them to go to group therapy after Idias overblot. (Really, what would it take for the man to hire an actual crisis counselor instead of doing whatever you’d call this??) After a while, Kalim had thrown some kind of surprise party for the six of them (when later pressed, he’d admitted it was cater’s idea, out of concern for riddle and Idia.) Despite Kalim jumping it on Jamil at the last second, it was weirdly chill.

Eventually, everyone except for Azul and Jamil had filtered out. Kalim had gone to bed in an attempt to not be a burden, Riddle had curfew, Vil had his beauty sleep, and to be completely honestly, Idia and Leona were probably both looking for an out the moment they arrived. Of course, that left Azul, who was always willing to push the boundaries of social rules when it came to Jamil.

then it had happened. They’d ended up watching something on the TV, where Azul had ended up next to Jamil in an attempt to steal some of the blanket he was using.

They’d drifted closer, and closer, until Azul’s legs were brushing against Jamil’s. And Jamil’s hand was on it. On Azul’s thigh. He doesn’t even know when it happened, except for the fact that one moment he was fine, he was chill, he was in control, and then the next Jamil’s hand was on his leg and his brain was a jellyfish, floating around in his head with no thoughts.

So Azul did what he did best. He pushed. He leaned his head on Jamil’s shoulder, waiting for the inevitable shove.

Except it never came. And slowly, Azul stopped paying attention to the show and shifted it to the way Jamil’s thumb kept rubbing slowly. Azul wasn’t even sure he was aware of just exactly he was doing to him.

”can I kiss you?”

Oh. Never mind. Jamil had to know just what exactly he was doing.

He had nodded so quickly, all but dragging Jamil on him. Show be damned, he could care less, because now he had Jamil Viper kissing him. The hottest man in their whole school.

The kiss was lazy, slow and methodical. It went on well into the night, and honestly, Azul could care less about what time he stumbled back into Octavinelle, because he got to make out with the boy he’d had a crush on since the first day of school.

”well, you look like hell.” Jade joked, eagerly awaiting Azul’s return. “How’d it go, lover boy?”

Ah. Shit. He’d forgotten the most important part.

Asking Jamil what the hell that just meant.

#I’m shoving them together like two dolls #Azujami #jamiazu #ashenviper #Azul you poor dumb idiot #Jamil has full on just assumed they’re dating now #Listen I think Crowley group therapy is the best motivator for their relationship #The sideways glances of “you hearing this shit?” #Bearing their problems where they both go “oh he’s just like me” #Staring. So much staring. #Jamil finally just bit the bullet that night #IMPULSIVE JAMIL. #He’d be so impulsive after is ob #Like. Controlled impulse #Jamil brand impulse.

[hum--hallelujah]

honestly if I were ever to throw the Suitehearts into any of my Killjoys stuff the dynamic would literally be the stupidest thing in the world. you do not want to have the Four and those guys together in any setting. it's a recipe for disaster. Jet and Benzedrine bitch and bicker like old ladies. telepathic warfare is waged via a complex language of glares and eyebrow movements between everyone in the room. Sandman makes a wholeheartedly joking comment to Ghoul like "I want to study you in a lab" and Kobra Kid gives him a black eye on the spot. Crab and Donnie end up playing hide n seek with the Girl until someone else who isn't aware of the game accidentally dumps a whole dude out of their hiding spot on accident and then gets elbowed for it. everyone hates each other but they're also kind of pals in the way that people who occasionally help each other out but don't see each other outside of that can be. that kind of thing

#they're SOOO insane everyone hates each other but they're also bros. do you get me? #I have a couple random fic concepts where they have to help each other out and Jet literally has to mediate so much bs #like we do not have sandkid in this house. those two are trying to maim or murder each other at all times. #I feel like there's times that one or both of them has to be physically restrained. #party loves em. hates all of their guts but loves em. #IDK MAN the mental image of sandman making a dumb comment to ghoul bc he just. jokes around like an idiot as his default #and kobra just instantly sucker punching him for it... vivid mental images fr #I also think in my universe the 'hearts are a traveling circus (in that they're all frickin clowns lol) and just go wherever they're needed #as far as the idea that benzedrine is like A Doctor yknow? bc I am in fact taking that angle #he was like a resident med student in the city and crap went down and made him a little bit off his rocker and he ran for the Zones #and sandman was born out there and just. found this odd new guy intriguing. #donnie and crab are related in some way. crab is mute (nobody knows if it's selectively or for physical reasons). donnie #is kinda the brawn of the group. he will physically restrain any of the others if they're getting out of hand. it's wild #she speaks! #danger days