#erha incorrect quotes

[yumemiruuuu]

Chu Wanning: You are driving a car and all of a sudden, there is an elderly woman and a young child crossing the road. What do you hit?

Mo Ran: (in deep thought)

Mo Ran: The elderly, because she already had her fill of life but the young child has barely experienced life yet so it would be a shame if he got killed.

Chu Wanning: …

Mo Ran: Or you can hit them both if you want to be a little silly

Chu Wanning: The BRAKES, Mo Weiyu. YOU HIT THE BRAKES.

#i was reading meatbun’s author’s notes outloud to my friend last night and like… Mo Ran is a racecar driver in a modern au #one of the mini theaters was like ‘‘0.5 MR: Late because he was busy killing an old lady who was walking too slow’’ #i can’t with this series I stg 😭 like every time I think about it I feel like I’m in a fever dream #meatbun can we talk #mxtx too can we talk… esp about the Yi City arc #I promise I won’t bite #i finally understand the jjk fandom with their lovehate relationship for gege akutami #mo ran #mo weiyu #the dumb husky #chu wanning #the husky and his white cat shizun #2ha incorect quotes #2ha #erha incorrect quotes #erha #erha he ta de bai mao shizun #二哈和的白貓師尊

[fanfictionroxs]

Chu Wanning pointing at the board at 1999: Pronounce this

Xue Meng: Nineteen ninety nine!

Chu Wanning pointing at the board at 1888: Pronounce this

Shi Mei: Eighteen eighty eight!

Chu Wanning pointing at the board at 1111: Pronounce this

Mo Ran short circuiting seeing his baobei with a ruler: Eleventy leventy leven

#ranwan #chu wanning #mo ran #xue meng #shi mei #the dumb husky and his white cat shizun #erha #2ha #incorrect quotes #memes #danmei

[shenjiuislife]

mo ran: shizun, truth or dare?

chu wanning: truth

mo ran: i dare you to kiss me

chu wanning: *kisses mo ran*

xue meng and shi mei, watching from the other side of the room: ???

#danmei #incorrect quotes #2ha #erha #erha he ta de bai mao shizun #meatbun doesn't eat meat #chu wanning #mo ran #xue meng #shi mei #shi mingjing #ranwan

[lunaticmeap]

Mo Ran: I love you.

Chu Wanning:… it’ll pass.

#in my head this is very funny #incorrect 2ha quotes #2ha #erha #ranwan #okay but confession: i actually havent seen fleabag even tho ik it’s amazing #dont come at me i’ll get to it at some point #erha he ta de bai mao shizun #chu wanning #mo ran

[bananapointingatthesun]

Erha 0.5 if they were able to properly communicate

Mo Ran: How should I name my era? Chu Wanning: Cock and balls. Chu Wanning: Oh sorry, that was my inner demon. Mo Ran: I like your inner demon. Chu Wanning: Thanks, it tells me to kill myself at times.

(source: @crimsonghostgeneral)

#erha #dumb husky and his white cat shizun #2ha #the husky and his white cat shizun #erha incorrect quote #2ha incorrect quote #mo ran #mo weiyu #taxian jun #chu wanning #chu fei

[multifandomworshipper]

Xue Meng : Have you seen Shizun?

Mo Ran : I have seen all of Shizun

Xue Meng : (⊙_⊙)

Xue Meng : Listen here you little piece of shi-

#meatbun doesn't eat meat #the husky and his white cat shizun #the dumb husky and his white cat shizun #erha he ta de bai mao shizun #chu wanning #mo ran 2.0 #mo ran #xue meng #erha #incorrect 2ha quotes

[smiling-shoe]

*text tiktok*

Mo Ran: /buys lots of candies for Chu Wanning and cooks his favourite food/

Chu Wanning: Are you trying to romance me?!

Mo Ran: Yeah?..

Chu Wanning:

Chu Wanning: /eats everything with hidden joy/ It's working...

#mo ran #mo ran 2.0 #chu wanning #ranwan #incorrect erha quotes #erha #2ha #husky and his white cat shizun

[incorrect-web-novels]

Mo Ran and Xue Meng: [sitting in jail together]

Xue Meng: So who should we call?

Mo Ran: I'd call Shizun, but I think I feel safer in jail.

#source: unknown #sourcer: incorrect-genshin-impact #mo weiyu #mwy #mo ran #xue meng #xue ziming #xzm #xm #2ha #erha #er ha #the husky and his white cat shizun #hhwcs #incorrect quotes #incorrect 2ha quotes #incorrect erha quotes #incorrect hhwcs quotes #meatbun doesn't eat meat #jail mention #implied violence

[luv-bbug]

Xue Meng: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Mo Ran: Wow, you could have start with a 'good morning'.

Xue Meng: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

#2ha #erha #incorrect quotes #dumb husky and his white cat shizun #xue meng #mo ran 1.0 #mo ran

[silverstark]

Character: You’re trying to find him? So what does your Shizun look like?

Mo Ran:

#Mo Ran #Ranwan #husky and his white cat shizun #memery #2ha #erha #*head in hands* #i just #can’t. he’s so fucking stupid. #(problematically affectionate) #this looks like an incorrect quote but it’s NOT #i’m telling you this book is hilarious #(do not quote me on that i am not responsible for your trauma) #he’s not stupid at all. he’s very clever and often witty. #but like. he’s so fucking stupid. you know?

[minixianz]

Xue Meng : Mo Ran isn’t answering his phone

Chu Wanning : I’ll call

Shi Mei: Shizun me and Young Master have both tried six times each, I don't think he will-

Mo Ran: Hello?

#erha #2ha #incorrect 2ha quotes #husky and his white cat shizun #beidou #mo ran 2.0 #mo weiyu #xue meng #xue ziming #shi mei #hua binan #chu wanning #chu fei

[yumemiruuuu]

Xue Meng: You’re insane

Xue Meng: Like actually sick in the head

Xue Meng: A full syco

Mo Ran: A what?

Xue Meng: A sigh co

Mo Ran: (feigning ignorance) I don’t believe I’m familiar with that term, Mengmeng

Xue Meng: (fuming and completely red) STOP GASLIGHTING ME SIYCO

#i wish there were miniature pocket sized mengmengs irl i would keep one in a pouch and block out his screaming #and feed him and pet him and place chaste kissies on his tiny little forehead #i live for those moments where him and mo ran try to one up each other except it’s completely one-sided and mo ran is just like yeah yeah #2ha incorrect quotes #erha incorrect quotes #2ha #erha #the husky and his white cat shizun #dumb husky and his white cat shizun #erha he ta de bai mao shizun #二哈和的白貓師尊 #mo ran #mo ran and xue meng dynamic replenishes my energy #xue meng #xue meng when he does his mengmeng-ing #mengmeng (lols)

[rainbow-golden-core]

Chu Wanning and his disciples be like:

#2ha #dumb husky and his white cat shizun #2ha memes #incorrect 2ha quotes #erha #admin ramblings

[momoliee]

I know that some people say that meatbun involved the flower curse to give Mo Ran/ Taxian Jun a “cheap pass” but I definitely don’t think that’s right. In fact, I think she involved such a curse to give Chu Wanning a reason to forgive Mo Ran/Taxian Jun

Meatbun fully redeems Mo Ran and lets him fully and completely atone for his sins before she ever reveals the curse. She constantly includes cruel taxian jun scenes and continuously reminds us of the terrible crimes Mo Ran committed, she doesn’t gloss it over, or allows us to ‘forget’ about the extent of the cruelty, or excuses any of it as the curse for at least 70% of the novel. No, she fully portrays Mo Ran as a previously bad guy and makes him suffer for each and every single thing he did before fully redeeming him and allowing him to rest easy after heavy atonement.

If that’s the case, and since she was successful, why involve a curse? As a quick excuse? A way to undo all her previous hard work? To guarantee more readers forgiving him in case some still hated his guts? Well, I actually think it’s to give a reason for Chu Wanning’s (and the other characters’) forgiveness.

Before Chu Wanning 0.5 discovers that Taxian Jun is cursed, he absolutely hates him and detests him. Gone is all the love he had for him. He sees him torturing Xue Meng, his own brother, burning 70 cities, delighting in the misery of all those innocent people and then coming back to the palace to rape him and humiliate him no matter how much Chu Wanning begs him to stop. You can feel the anger and hatred and heartbreak that Chu Wanning starts to harbor for Taxian jun, you can see him loving Taxian jun less and less with every flashback that meatbun includes. Until he discovers the curse. And then it’s like the long forgotten fire of love within him is passionately reignited with hope. Suddenly his previous indifference and hatred turns to misery and sadness and forgiveness and “please forgive yourself” and “please stop before you can no longer stand yourself” and literally sacrificing himself for the other

Similarly, when present Chu Wanning first regains his previous life’s memories, he can’t stand to look at Mo Ran. He literally says, “if you knew that it was me who fed you the rice porridge when you were five, would you have been as cruel to me? Or would you have shown me some mercy?” And Chu Wanning had every right to be mad. You know, I was actually worried and nervous that meatbun would make Chu Wanning readily forgive mo ran when he regained his memories, I was worried that she was gonna dismiss and belittle all his trauma and the fact that he was a rape and abuse victim for the sake of ‘love’ (which ISNT realistic and is actually disgusting). But no, Chu Wanning WAS angry, he didn’t want to be anywhere near mo ran and it was fully understandable if he later on chose never to see him again (despite that being absolutely heartbreaking and tragic), or their relationship never being the same, or him being unable to stand mo ran’s touch. But then he discovers the curse, discovers that Taxian jun sacrificed his kindness for him, that everything was given away just for him, and he is devastated and heartbroken and, how can he still hate him? How can he still turn away from him? He was a victim but so was Taxian jun and it absolutely tears him apart.

This also applies for the rest of the characters such as Xue Meng, I mean if it wasn’t for the curse, why would he forgive Taxian Jun, who literally killed and murdered his own parents and family? All the characters, Xue Meng and Chu Wanning included, can forgive Mo Ran cause he DID atone and redeem himself and change for the better, sure, but since they were victim under his hands, they have every right never to want to interact with him ever again, much less reconcile their previous relationships with him, not because they don’t believe in his change but because they themselves suffered greatly because of him. But when they realize that he’s a victim just like them, that creates an opening, that creates a reason.

You say meatbun included the curse as a back door to all of Taxian Jun’s actions? I’ll do you one better and say, she created it to give the characters around mo ran a reason to forgive him and accept him again and take him back and rebuild their relationships with him, without disrespecting and disregarding abuse and rape victims and their trauma and having Chu Wanning unrealistically forgive mo ran easily.

In conclusion, meatbun is an absolute brilliant genius who literally put EVERYTHING into consideration

#hey I’m back with another long meta #it’s just cause I’ve genuinely been wonder #if meatbun created such an amazing and perfect redemption arc then what was the point of the curse? #why throw all that hard work away? #and then I came to this conclusion #and it made sense cause #I actually kept wondering throughout the first half of the book how Xue Meng and Chu Wanning will forgive mo ran when they find out #then the curse was revealed and shi mei happened so I totally forgot about this question of mine #2ha manhua #2ha tag #reading 2ha #2ha meta #incorrect 2ha quotes #2ha fanart #2ha spoilers #2ha #erha he ta de bai mao shizun #erha spoilers #erha #dumb husky and his white cat shizun #the husky and his white cat shizun #meatbun doesn't eat meat #yuwu #mo ran #mo ran 1.0 #mo ran 0.5 #mo ran 2.0 #taxian jun #chu wanning #ranwan

[goodnightmoweiyu]

Fan vs Taxian-Jun

Fan: OMG Taxian-Jun! You're so hot, cute and precious! I could just die already!

Taxian-Jun: Bugui *calls his sword and chops fan up* May you rest in pieces

Fan: *With one last dying breath* T-That's hot

#taxian jun #mo ran #chu wanning #husky and his white cat shizun #2ha #erha #immortality #hyx #hao yi xing #meatbun doesn't eat meat #incorrect quotes

[corthycorth]

Mo ran 0.5: Chu Fei~

Mo ran 1.0: Shizun~

Mo ran 2.0: Wanning ~

Chu Wanning: ... I love them all

#dont ask #chu wanning #mo ran 1.0 #mo ran 0.5 #mo ran 2.0 #2ha #incorrect 2ha quotes #erha