#I promise I won’t bite

[chapel-of-rizztual]

I think being able to rest my head on the swummy would fix all of my problems

#I promise I won’t bite #Not even a nibble #swiss ghoul #the band ghost

[yumemiruuuu]

Chu Wanning: You are driving a car and all of a sudden, there is an elderly woman and a young child crossing the road. What do you hit?

Mo Ran: (in deep thought)

Mo Ran: The elderly, because she already had her fill of life but the young child has barely experienced life yet so it would be a shame if he got killed.

Chu Wanning: …

Mo Ran: Or you can hit them both if you want to be a little silly

Chu Wanning: The BRAKES, Mo Weiyu. YOU HIT THE BRAKES.

#i was reading meatbun’s author’s notes outloud to my friend last night and like… Mo Ran is a racecar driver in a modern au #one of the mini theaters was like ‘‘0.5 MR: Late because he was busy killing an old lady who was walking too slow’’ #i can’t with this series I stg 😭 like every time I think about it I feel like I’m in a fever dream #meatbun can we talk #mxtx too can we talk… esp about the Yi City arc #I promise I won’t bite #i finally understand the jjk fandom with their lovehate relationship for gege akutami #mo ran #mo weiyu #the dumb husky #chu wanning #the husky and his white cat shizun #2ha incorect quotes #2ha #erha incorrect quotes #erha #erha he ta de bai mao shizun #二哈和的白貓師尊

[incorrectbungou]

Anyone who has ever sent me an ask please know you hold a dear and special place in my heart. That said send asks I’m bored

#I promise I won’t bite #unless you want me to /j

[omoriboii]

We're not mooties, but if we were, you'd be Mari.

Awh. Real. Maybe someday you should reveal yourself to me lmao.

#omoasks #I promise I won’t bite

[leakyweep]

Okay but like… I’m very nervous and very gay 🙊

i am also nervous and very gay

#i promise i won’t bite #only if you want me to hehe #liv speaks

[whumpinthepot]

I got hate messages about my interactive story 😅 ouch…

#please speak to me with respect #don’t be scared to ask me to change things or tag things ect but please be polite about it #I promise I won’t bite #and that I am accommodating and understanding #but when you come to me and attack me that is not okay behaviour #thats called harassment and you can be reported for it

[juicyflawless25]

Okay everyone! I know I’m not someone who’s posted any fics for the fandom just yet, and that you guys don’t know my writing from Eve, but I’ve decided I’d like to dedicate some of my time to writing fics again. I’d like my first fic in several years to be about Larissa Weems and/or other Gwen characters.

So! In light of that, I’d love to extend the invitation to drop any requests or ideas you guys would love to see in my inbox! I do have some ideas of my own floating around, but I thought maybe this would be a great way to interact with you all as well! So don’t be strangers! Feel free to talk to me, request something! I’ll do my best to give you wonderful lovelies something great to read!

Thank you for your time and consideration! 😘

#gwendoline christie #larissa weems #lucifer morningstar #brienne of tarth #fic requests #please come talk to me #I promise I won’t bite #unless you like it ;)

[biscuitfacegrey]

Hey send me an ask with “pspspsps *dndads character* and I’ll draw them responding to you

#plllleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaase pretty please #at least my mutuals do me a solid #I’m just a guy #send me an ask #i promise I won’t bite #hard 😏 #grey shut up

[catboy-shadow]

Actually what I really miss is having someone cuddled up next to me in bed while I hold up my phone to watch YouTube videos until we’re both sleepy

#we be longing on main tonight #anybody out there wanna come over and cuddle #I promise I won’t bite

[petrovna-zamo]

To that last anon (or to anyone that’s ever sent me anon asks really)… odds are I completely agree with you (and in this case I 100% do) but every time I’m honest about my opinions on here someone comes into my inbox and wants to fight about it and I don’t have that kind of energy to deal with it lol

#pinning this as a PSA #I’m so sorry to all those I’ve ignored #people who answer anon asks are braver than I #like 99% of y’all agree #but there are lurkers and I don’t have time for that #it’s easier to sneak in my thoughts in the hashtags #case in point here lol #maybe come off anon and we can chat? #I promise I won’t bite

[janamensch]

This is what Ophelia looked like at the end of that fight. to me.

#high rollers #rollonsunday #ophelia d'larosa #Altheya #altheyatde #‘nooo don’t think I’m a monster noooo don’t be scared I promise I won’t bite yuo pleasee’ I love her so much #Characters who do monstrous things to protect their loved ones but who in doing so also see themselves more and more as a monster #Xiiki🤝Ophelia #I love them so much #of course the party isn’t very close yet at all so the party isn’t part of the ‘loved ones’ category quite yet #But you understand what I mean right #Do people understand the five thousand reasons I love Xiiki so much #Wait this post wasn’t even about Xiiki #Anyway everyone should watch the High Rollers Curse of Strahd campaign if they haven’t yet <3

[dailyjevil]

Day 2 of posting Jevil everyday

#I promise I won’t bite you again please I am friendly and entirely nonthreatening #deltarune #jevil #deltarune jevil #jevil deltarune #dailyjevil

[nighttiming]

something something vampire analogies in reference to macdennis something something

#iasip #it’s always sunny in philly #it’s always sunny in philadelphia #mac mcdonald #dennis reynolds #macdennis #macden #everyone listen to vampiro 66 by susto it’s them #‘promise i won’t bite / i’ll just get you high and i still wanna bleed you dry’ #please i love allusions to vampirism and catholicism and bloody messy codependent love

[xjustakay]

do you update wips or just start new ones?

i do whatever i want actually, hope this helps

#bite meeee dude lmao #the finished filter is right there i promise i won’t miss you that bad #i’m Tired #answered

[belovedmuichiro]

Nooo I promise I’m so normal about Yoriichi finally being shown for what he really is. I’m so normal about the audience getting to see that he’s not the legendary figure he’s been made out to be but a humble man with horrifically heavy baggage and endless bounds of love. I’m so normal about Yoriichi being shown as human just like he always wanted

#emmie speaks #demon slayer #kimestu no yaiba #kny manga spoilers #ig #I’M NORMAL. I PROMISE. STICK YOUR FINGERS BETWEEN THE BARS I WON’T BITE #I’M SO FERAL ABOUT THIS IDEA ACTUALLY #like he’s been intentionally shown as some kind of hero or legend Tanjiro has to live up #but he would’ve hated that. he wants to be equal with everyone #bark woof growl

[scenezfreak]

Btw

#It’s so cozy here #Come hang out guys #I promise I don’t bite 🫡 #Maybe I do #but I won’t bite too hard #creepypasta