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is there tumblr drama? i would be invested in that.
like people arguing in text would be SO funny
Are you new here
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dew is a hater
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It's April 30th!
REMEMBER TO LEAVE MILK AND COOKIES OUT FOR JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE TONIGHT!
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torture the blonde man some more
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imagine dragons prematurely blew a fat load when they came up with such a righteous band name, with the price of being limp&dry ever since
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put those big brown eyes away dude now is NOT the time
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Some writers: *meticulously plan out every plot point and the tone and meanings before they start writing*
Me:
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sad they give tissue boxes plastic labia folds but no clitoris
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chapel-of-rizztual · 11 minutes
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just saw a single piece of paper drift past 50 feet in the air over buildings like a beautiful white bird
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oh yes it's that time of year
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chapel-of-rizztual · 17 minutes
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sorry about the blood loss. do you uh. want it back *holds out my red dripping hands awkwardly*
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this is what being on tumblr feels like
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chapel-of-rizztual · 20 minutes
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i think "it takes a village" shouldn't be just "to raise a child". we should understand it takes a village to do literally everything we do. all day every day. without our communities we would not have drinking water or electricity or clean streets or food or shelter or anything. we cannot do any thing alone. we just can't. and with that comes the fact that you are not alone. you already have a community, seek to be an active part of it, you will feel better. reach out and thank them, they're happy to have you too. i promise. it takes a village to live.
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I am a trainwreck of a human being but id make a good cat
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