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liverpool-enjoyer · 6 months

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ooooh man oh man the Asexual Angst™️ is hitting HARD tonight 😭😭

#WHY COULDNT I HAVE BEEN ACE AND ARO #MY LIFE WOULDA BEEN SM EASIER #BRO DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD ITS GONNA BE TO FIND A GUY THAT DOESNT WANNA BONE??? 😭😭#like im sitting here thinking a what the ideal scenario would be #n like the thought of telling my hypothetical boyfriend 'hey i dont wanna have sex ever' n him being ok w that???#like i literally cant fathom it #even in my IMAGINATION i cant think of a guy being ok w that #sigh..#jus. why me #how come everyone else gets to like #be in a relationship n stuff #n my irl friends are like 'oh youll find someone!!'#best friend saying that doesnt make it TRUE #like whatre the fuckin odds #could i not jus have been allo #ngl this ace thing kinda sucks #like truly honestly think abt it #could you honestly imaginr a guy being cool w not having sex for the rest a his life???#exactly #why did i get the asexual heteromantic combo #its ace but with Horrific Yearning #i think ive come to terms with it atp #but like damn...#shit sucks #doomed by the narrative to never know the (romantic) touch of a man ✌️🤪#hey God if You could jus like #make me not asexual overnight #thatd be appreciated #n like im not even depressed while typing this. jus resigned #asexual

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bonchobrick · 7 months

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DCxDP Fic where the Batfam gets an item/ability which allows them for just that day, to temporarily be able to what someone best accomplishment(s) were in their lives. Little do they know Danny has just settled into their city (and that they were about to get the shock of their lives)

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At first the Batfam decides to have fun with it--theres not much titles can do to help them with cases unless theyre particularly lucky. So they take a walk together in disguises to observe the passerbyers, curious of what civillains of gotham have done in their lives.

One gruff guy who grumbles shoving Bruce's shoulder as he walks by has the title 'KITTY SAVIOR' adorned above him and the batfam are greeted by the knowledge he had saved a cat from getting hit by a car

A kid in his pteens whose been shoving pamphlets into peoples hands has 'ADVERTISEMENT SUPERSTAR' above his head as he apparently managed to save his family's resturant with his intense marketing prowess (remind Bruce to try hiring him in the future.)

And lastly they faux browse a store trying to scope out someone else interesting and are greeted by the title... 'OPENER OF PICKLE JAR' and they decide to head home as Jason nearly crying trying to muffle his laughter.

At the manor they all cant help but agree, walking has made them hungry, and theres no harm ordering a pizza or two. It's been a long, mildly interesting day, though they weren't expecting much from thing ability.

Imagine their surprise when they open the door to see a black haired blue eyed child, pizza boxes in one hand, the other hand out awaiting a drop of money–completely missing the fact the title 'DEFEATED THE MAD KING WHO HAS TORMENTED THE AFTERLIFE FOR EONS' was placed innocently above his head

"Your total is 23.11!" The fucking 'Ghost King' kid (APPARENTLY) cheerily states????

"Uh," Bruce says blankly staring at this kid's title as his mouth blurts out, "Could you give us a second?"

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solargeist · 2 months

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whoops! found family horror! you're a dog! you're a dog!

#my art #sketching #grian #the watchers #evoau #he gets praised by a few watchers and it jus clicks. 'why are they talking abt me like this? Am i not standing here right in front of you?'#whoops gave up his whole life and friends and family !! ~~just to be a dog !! just to be a champion~~~~!! do a trick! do a trick!

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xo-cod · 4 months

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simon would definitely be the type to kiss mindlessly or just when he’s bored 🥹 like he doesn’t even know it until you point it out 💞💞

awww this is so :((( i love omgg :(

it's just the feeling of having his lips brushing against your skin that absolutely does it for him <33

like if he's working away at the desk with some paperwork, he's got you on his lap with you doing your own thing and his lips skimming the back of your shoulder while he types away. or if you both are watching a movie, his lips are caressing the back of your neck absentmindedly. or even in bed, he's leaning on his side with you buried in his arms.

his lips nuzzled against your cheek and your neck, his arms holding you close to his torso with the blankets practically cocooned around you both. it's moreso a comfort thing as the relationship progresses on, the feeling of you being next to him and alive and well that helps him more than words could ever. especially when he starts to become more open with his feelings and his heart, he's so different than to what ghost is. the iron walls around his heart have cracked and there is where you seep in, softening the hardness and lighting the darkest pieces of him. something he thought could never happen and it scares him but at the same time, it's such a welcome change <33

plus he's completely addicted to your scent and he loves nothing more than rubbing his face into your chest and neck or wherever he can access <33

only you could ever reduce the impenetrable 6'4 soldier of pure muscle and strength into a gentle giant <3

#asks #i'm so :(( lmfaoo pls it's jus the time of the month for me 🥴#so if my fics are emotional that's why ‼️‼️😩#simon riley #simon riley x reader

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catmask · 1 month

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Sammy from 4ever Celebi reminds me of your ‘sona. Thots?

thats professor oak! sammy (samuel oak) is one of my favorite characters in the pokemon anime. i think he has a lot of interesting underlying character thats sprinkled throughout information we get from other characters, and thats always been the sort of character i enjoy.

i like learning about someone from the people who knew them, admire them or had rivalries with them. i think that learning about someone you can never meet the former version of is cool! and most of all i think professor oak is a nice old man so yeahg

#asks #me looking like young professor oak and both of us being artisrs and liking celebi is beyond my control tho #i jus look lkke that #and celebi is cute #also oak and bill are both dex'ers/collectors which is why i like them both #for me pokedexing is about learning to use and understand all pokemon #not just the ones you were first drawn to #thats why i like the pokedex challenge in whatever region im in #i like learning how each of the monsters work and what makes them tick #this is also what i like about lethal company

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bumblingbabooshka · 9 months

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Hey, Star Trek Writers... -taps the glass-

#star trek #the only people from Voyager's main cast I could see wanting to be a captain are Chakotay ??? maybe? and DEFINITELY Harry Kim #Harry Kim is the only guy on that ship who I'd actually cheer and scream and cry and click my heels if he became captain #bc it's actually something I think he'd be suited for AND it fits with his personality/goals...<3 #like I saw a clip from Picard and like...Seven of NINE??? Why would she want to be a captain?? I think in that case 'making captain' is jus #shorthand for 'we finally accept you into structured society and you're no longer an outcast' which I do NOT like #also Tuvok's a captain???? Why???? Nothing about Tuvok screams captain material or that he'd even WANT to be a captain #I imagine him being chief of security or a professor (or both) until retiring - MAYBE a first officer #OH same with Janeway only she would HATE being an admiral and loves being captain #like next they're gonna tell me that B'Elanna Torres is a starfleet captain* - NO ! she is an ENGINEER!#Sorry I can't get over how bad Tuvok would be as a captain - he's not suited for it and does NOT seem interested #*so that we can all go 'oh yay I accept this as shorthand for the federation accepts her' - HEY #if the only thing you can think of to show that a character has achieved true happiness & respect & peace is becoming a 'respectable' rank #in the future pseudo not-military: maybe think about that more deeply

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theproblemcallednight · 7 months

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guys its mobility aidszai

plus some domestic skk bc why not

btw anyone who uses/has been around mobilitty aids plz feel free to correct me. i tried to look up references, but idk how realistic they are

#art block sucks ass #why does it exist #why does it try to eat me #fuck art block #i could barely draw chuu's hair #watever #imma try to push through #we'll see #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #is this spoilers #i don't think so?#soukoku #skk #bsd 109 #jus to be safe #night does art

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pestilentbrood · 15 days

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Um. One quastion. Looking at the... everything going on with FR's lore situation right now.

W... Why haven't they hired a writer. Why don't they have a dedicated lore writer. Or even just someone for the short stories. Do they not have the money to afford more staff? Because otherwise I cannot wrap my head around why they don't have a dedicated writer.

It would solve ... many of their problems . Lore writing wouldn't have to be passed around haphazardly to all of them. And we could have like... consistent, well put together lore. By people who Can Write

so um. W. Why do they not have a writer. They're supposedly consulting a professional writer for the Auraboa lore rewrite (which has repeatedly had more stuff chucked into it, it seems, which is usually not a great sign for how a story is progressing) so like... why not just. Hire. A writer

Am I missing something .

#Writing should be treated with the same effort and respect as any other art . Why is it . not. getting that treatment #Surely they have a dedicated artist/art team? wh...where are the writers #anyway I know this is very random from me as I haven't been posting here super often #but a friend gave me a heads-up that a new ancient was coming out and I went oh fr ? On god? Just like that? and came to look around #saw the announcement regarding lore going forward and i.... um. ?#so is the new dragon having any explanation as to how it got here or....... are we jus supposed to make that up ourselves #W. Why are they releasing it now. if they don't have the lore figured out. They know they can... wait. Right? Right??#well anyway. wanders away from the dragons to continue thinking about a moth #flight rising

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drrav3nb · 13 days

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HAN HYO-JOO as Yun Ja-yu JU JI-HOON as Woo Chae-woon BLOOD FREE 지배종 (dir. Park Chul-hwan)

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anilovie · 4 months

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having insatiable urges to pull this man toward me by his belt to give him the dirtiest, sloppiest kiss there ever was 🥺💕🫶🏻

#seriously why does he have such a slutty waist #wanna loop my fingers in his belt and jus yank him toward me yaknow #ugh #good morning btw 💕💕#Anakin Skywalker

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1ncend1ary · 8 months

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small whiteboard comic for my boys

#ererei #good boy is so reiner. its so him guys dont even lie 2 me #reiner braun #eren jaeger #eren yeager #why are there like 5 spellings of erens surname #like bro jus pick 1 fr amen #aot #attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #shingeki no kyoujin

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just-rainbow-thoughts · 1 month

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Showed up with no explanation, got killed, refused to elaborate, the killer shows up in the end screen but very hidden

#i am the op #jus sum doodly doos #pizza tower #the noise #the doise #blood #gore #this probably counts? just playing safe #I made this the day of the update but waited til it was a little less of a spoiler #don’t ask me why I made him more fucked up than in canon I had a vision

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luck-of-the-drawings · 7 months

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WWWOOOPS FORGOT I MADE THIS. drew this back at around when the hyperbolic time chamber training arc was just starting. remember that? huh? remember the hamspter??? ohhhhhhhh youll remember the haspter!!!! oh my god yknow what else i remember. williams overwhelming love for christmas. oh my god. spooky zombie boy loves the christmas.. literally the best possible thing for him...