#why does it exist

[theproblemcallednight]

guys its mobility aidszai

plus some domestic skk bc why not

btw anyone who uses/has been around mobilitty aids plz feel free to correct me. i tried to look up references, but idk how realistic they are

#art block sucks ass #why does it exist #why does it try to eat me #fuck art block #i could barely draw chuu's hair #watever #imma try to push through #we'll see #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #is this spoilers #i don't think so? #soukoku #skk #bsd 109 #jus to be safe #night does art

[coomer-every-day]

So, keeping on with Coomer's "Tour de France" : send him to André Malraux Roundabout in Pontarlier. Why ?

Because it's fucking ugly.

Day 107

#dr coomer #hlvrai #half life #France #Coomers next spot in France is… this #please explain this lmao #why does it exist

[azri-o-l]

Here is unfinished art piece that was supposed to be a sketch but now it can't really be considered one because it just doesn't seem like one hehe

It's not the greatest because of artblock that I can't seem to get rid of

#digital art #ibispaintx #drawing #orv #orv fanart #kim dokja #fanart #sketch #unfinished #unfinished art #red #i hate art block #why does it exist #idk bro

[internetgiraffekid1673]

ThePandaRedd Appreciation Post: Bill and Ted

This is me screaming into the void that I think my two favorite characters in the comic scene are Ted and Bill from the Pandaverse (the comics universe created by ThePandaRedd's tiktok skits). I freaking love these two because they are hilarious and I gotta say it somewhere.

Consider this a ThePandaRedd appreciation post.

Bill is a very long running Pandaverse character and is a professional henchman in Gotham City. He has been henching long enough to see the formation of the goonion, have batman steal so many of his bones that they're kept ground up in a jar, see the rise and graduation of every robin, batgirl, or other, and become so tired that he can backtalk his most consistent employer---the Joker.

Bill is a jaded henchman, mostly in the job because it's the easiest way to get money in Gotham, and because he's kinda in too deep to quit now. He's one of the best advertisers the goonion has, strongly discourages other people from henching in Gotham, and has so many residual medical issues from getting brutally beaten up by the batfam that he just doesn't care anymore. While he is regularly employed by the Joker, he has also been seen working for the likes of Penguin, Black Mask, and Bane, presumably when the Joker is in Arkham. Most other characters treat him with some instinctive respect for having stayed in the Gotham henching game this long, and he could absolutely go toe to toe with Superman if not just easily secure some Kryptonite and whoop his ass. Fortunately for Superman, Bill sticks to the Gotham scene.

Ted, meanwhile, is a relatively new character, and he has recently moved to Gotham from Coast City (where the Green Lantern lives). Suffice it to say, he is not aware of all of Gotham's idiosyncrasies and is still learning the wheel. If Bill the henchman is to be believed, Ted dropped out of the high school they both attended and may or may not have moved to Gotham for ease of employment.

One of his first appearances was when he'd just joined the GCPD and was trying to covertly get some info on the villain scene by asking Bill about how to start a career in henching. While Bill did not discover that Ted was working for the GCPD, he also gave away pretty much no valuable information since he instead launched into a rant about why anybody would be so suicidal as to try to START henching in Gotham City. His most recent appearance has him presumably out of a job again and noting some of his findings about Gotham as a Coast City Transplant (batburger's overrated, gang territories are gerrymandered, Robins are scarier than Batman, you'll be gifted with a water filter a gas mask and a gun upon moving houses if you send advance notice, etc.)

So, why are these two gag characters from a comic book tik-tok creator my favorite comic book/comic adjacent characters? Because they do exactly what they are designed to and narrow in on the every day.

Comic Books are a sci-fi/fantasy genre that focus on impossible stuff happening, frequently at a pretty grand scale. And while it is super cool to read or hear about stuff like Batman and his adoption problem or Superman being a basically god while still being the most human ray of sunshine ever, that's not even close to my favorite stuff.

No, my favorite type of media to consume is the kind where we get a peek into the everyday of someone in a vastly different circumstance from ours, and feel just how normal they are. I find a lot of comfort and humor in recognizing that even in very unfamiliar circumstances, there will still be simple, everyday things that persist.

Bill might be a goon in a city with some of the most insane and terrifying vigilantes ever, working for some of the most insane and terrifying villains ever, and the city is explicitly a commentary on the general shittiness of urban environments like New York, but that's not what he cares about most of the time. Instead he's busy explaining why you shouldn't smoke to his fellow goons, or dealing with the fact that his employer won't keep a reliable schedule, or having a crisis that he regularly has to run away from a 12 year old dressed like a traffic light or else die trying, or trying to convince people to mask up during quarantine, or promoting that fellow goons "do bad shit safely." And I like to think that if I somehow ended up as an evil goon in someplace as nonsensical and dramatic as Gotham City, I might respond similar to Bill after a while. And that level of normalcy and sanity persisting in such a fantastical environment is both very funny and very comforting. Human nature will persist.

Ted is similar. Everybody who has experienced moving cities knows that it can be disorienting and confusing and even a little scary as you try to figure out how things work, but you'll figure it out regardless and probably have a fun(ish) time doing so. Ted shows that the same principle applies even when those differences get cranked up to 11 and include superpowered and/or impossibly determined and crazy people. He makes my own experience moving cities where I joke and complain about the differences feel validated and it's just so funny to see someone react so normally to such an abnormal situation.

Ted's experience is something that can actually he applied to my own life, like when I learned about Rural vs. Urban stupid zoning laws or trying fry sauce after moving to the mountain west and having to defend my stance that it is an abomination. So seeing someone like yourself doing the EXACT same thing in such an insane circumstance both strikes a chord of truth and makes me laugh myself to the floor.

I also really appreciate that the PandaVerse in general has connected lore for what is basically a gag series used to affectionately parody comics. Something about people actually caring about their jokes enough to make connected lore makes me so so happy.

So thank you ThePandaRedd for creating Ted and Bill, continuing along with them, and making me smile.

Seriously, all this was to say that ThePandaRedd is cool, you should go watch his stuff, and that Bill and Ted are hilarious.

#thepandaredd #bill the professional henchman #thepandaredd bill the henchman #ted the coast city transplant #thepandaredd ted #pandaverse comics #comics? #appreciation post #go watch thepandaredd's stuff #gotham city is insane #gotham city #fan appreciation explanation #idk what I'm doing #i wrote this while sick #idk how to use tumblr #average day in gotham city #average people in fantastic world #fry sauce is disgusting #SRSLY #WHY DOES IT EXIST #I moved a lot sue me

[amberinorino]

WHAT THE FUCK IS PERCY JACKSON AND WHY AM I JUST NOW FINDING OUT ABOUT THIS SHIT IM 25 ALMOST 26 HAVE I ACTUALLY BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK?????

ITS NOT A JOKE??????

#percy jackson #<- its called that #wtf #it just looks like queer children of greek? gods #why does it exist #and why do i want it #i know what im gonna read now #but where to find the books #also how many books are there #so many questions #not enough time #sighhhh

[cat-with-a-frock]

Who even uses Tumblr live?

#tumblr live #who uses this?? #why does it exist #wtf #tumblr

[phoenix-likethe-bird]

i hate gender 'cause some days i feel like a boy and some days i feel like a girl and some days i feel like no gender and sometimes i feel like no 1s and 0s and some days i feel like the ice cube that got dropped on the floor and kicked under the fridge only to melt and create a small puddle on the hardwood floor of the kitchen that then gets you yelled at by your parental unit(s) for making a mess and not cleaning it up

#genderfluid #gender #wtf is gender someone pls help me wtf #i thought i had it all figured out until like 2 weeks ago #damn gender #why does it exist

[lindholmline]

i stopped crying, then saw ryan/charlie lindgren incest smut on ao3 and am crying again

#why does it exist #i’m begging you all to stop #like actually stop

[enbyhobbit]

hey do you guys remember that poster that had luke and grogu with a yellow kyber crystal

what the FUCK was that about

#it was a poster?? licensed art??? idk #anyway yeah WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT #WHY DOES IT EXIST #WHY MAKE A LICENSED ART LIKE THAT IF IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN AT ALL #this makes me INSANE #grogu #luke skywalker #dinluke

[ineffably-splendid]

I’m reading the shitscript and I’ve only gotten up to the point where Crowley goes to his nightclub and his staff are wearing red demon suits and I CANT wtf.

#what is this #why does it exist #it’s a whole bloody barn fire #but you just cannot look away #shitscript #good omens #berethil

[a-demonic-duck-of-some-sort]

Hey girl, are you a scented Eggo waffle Funko Pop? Because the fact that you exist is causing me deep existential despair

#I was ranting about that fucking thing for like 20 minutes #why does it exist #who asked for it

[astral-from-afar]

also ask 86

Ask 2 electric boogaloo

86. cookies or cupcakes?

Cookies mostly because icing on a cupcake is a real hit or miss. Like sometimes I'll eat one and go 'yoo thats delicious' or I almost throw up in my mouth. Anyways Belgiam chocolate chip cookies for the win ^_^

#sve 𐃃 #also salted caramel cookies is the bane of all evil #why does it exist #ask has been answered

[deesi-academia]

I hate having a cold I hate having a headache I hate meeting project deadlines I hate exams

#i need a break #cold #why does it exist #headaches #WHY #deadlines #go die #exams #BOYCOTT WHEN #desiblr #desi #chaotic academia #academia #desi culture #hate

[st4tic-g0re]

Dear, cookie run comic studio

Wtf is this?

#what is this sprite? #why does it exist #vampire cookie #cookie run #funny thingz #edit: I now know that this was part of an event #it’s still silly tho

[tloubraininfection]

Why headache?

#honestly why? #why does it exist #and why wont it just fuck off #im about to break my personal record #its been nearly 24h #and its still going strong #if any of you know of any way to make it stop #that doesn’t involve pills #let me know #im losing my mind here #fucking fuck #why

[sugarsprink]

petition to kill the "your tumblr crush, x" mobile notification please

#why does it exist #stop telling me random ppl i follow are “my tumblr crush” #stop telling me random ppl i follow who are also TEENAGERS are “my tumblr crush” #it weirds me the fuck out so bad #txt