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iloveyoutoinfinity · 9 months
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The Father, the Spirit and I have huge news. We are happy to announce that Trump will stand trial next year for his role in trying to tamper with the 2020 election. Justice is coming. Ask, and it will be given to you. @ebbyscrooge @mayorjdillon @princessariel2k23 @littlerani @joshuawilliams74 @fathereliwilliams @kriswilliams00 @reverendnoah @lottiescrooge @avisscrooge @sarahscrooge @notanobody @daughterofreverend @madqueennomore @jeannelapucelledarc @nellielovett @gypsywitchfrance @formerprinceofegypt @assaneasiam @iamgranger @flyandsing @cunningwarrior @iammasterk @angelfromiego @jedison @generaldaughter @retiredgeneral1692 @marynakamurajones75 @raelleshitbirdcollar @bellweathervengeance @tallyseercraven @scyllaspree @captainquartermaine @briwillcelticgoddess @tanoismyname @iamgillespie @jairusdaughter @twistedmachineman @dochj7 @edward-hyde-0914 @victorwilliams69 @sweeneytodddemonbarber @meiwilliamslittlelove @strangestephendoctor @seakingtriton2k23 @davidwilliams1980 @tammiewilliamsmommy
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lokiscarlip · 5 months
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Our lord and savory - @one-coming-is-enough
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its-tim-time · 4 months
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Do you all want to know the tally for fake statements about Santa and other holiday related statements so far this year?
Yes? Well then here you are
It’s Santa but they are trying to hide it so that they can see how long it takes us to figure out that it’s Santa: 4
Its just some creepy story about Santa: 3
Krampus: 7
Frosty the snow man but it’s some how trying to kill them: 8
The Nightmare Before Christmas but badly paraphrased: 2
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bellshazes · 7 months
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i havent been keeping up with either fandom or videos due to the overwhelming nature of life and having a job but the shipping poll is so funny to me. obvs im voting ethubs every time but also like the world really is healing given that i genuinely think that flower husbands cracked things open with 3L in making shipping even remotely ok to admit to -> ethubs in LL making it like. a thing. godspeed 2 the scarian folks but desertduo would not be a thing if sc*tt sm*jor hadn't gone gay in 3L and if ethubs hadn't been Like That the following season, giving everyone in mcytblr permission to go nuts. when i entered this corner of tumblr you would have been drawn and quartered for saying the word shipping outside of a dni. it's amazing to have witnessed
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the-kipsabian · 5 months
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voxasks · 2 months
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Everyone here be so horny, So-ethical question: would you rather hit a bus of old people or a couple of children
“considering  hell’s  issue  with  overpopulation  it  only  takes  some  idiot  with  half  a  braincell  to  know  that  90%  percent  of  both  groups  are  gonna  end  up  in  hell  anyway,  so  here’s  the  real  question;  would  i  rather  be  stuck  with  little  bitch  baby  hell  spawn  banshees  that  do  nothing  but  piss  and  cry  or  with  old  folks  that  can  barely  walk  and  would  be  slaughtered  again  by  the  next  extermination  if  not  approximately  3  seconds  after  arriving  in  hell?  and,  my  lovely  viewer,  if  we  put  things  into  perspective—specifically  this  one,  it  doesn’t  take  rocket  science  to  guess  my  answer.”
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cain-father-of-murder · 2 months
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Wait did jesus actually die?????? He can do that????? That happened???
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3n-vee · 8 months
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Really just gotta post my updated kiddos. Boy everyone just got a MAJOR glow up!! All of these kiddos are pokejinkas for an RP group I'm in (though I write all these characters in other contexts as well!)
Top Pic (left to right): - Annie Danaher (Sceptile) - Raphael Castorini (*Spiritomb*) - Milo Castorini (Pincurchin) - Ipswitch (Clefable) - Tanner T Gloster (Noivern)
Bottom Pic: -"Aquamarine" Leialoha (Palafin) Left: Hero Mode Right: Zero Mode Though she is most assuredly a 10~ >3c
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one-coming-is-enough · 7 months
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Alright, everyone in @thedemon-crowley 's flat! Wake and bake, Shabbos is over, it's time to get cracking. As much as I enjoy a good party...
Everyone got your plate of nosh? A good caffeinated beverage?
*cracks knuckles* Is there a panic room, or a sex dungeon, or a recording studio, or somewhere else that's kinda soundproofed and isolated in here? I don't want to open it around anyone potentially vulnerable to the more, uh, cleansing aspects of Divine energy.
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iloveyoutoinfinity · 11 months
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To all my LGBTQ brothers, sisters, theys, celebrate who you are, but please be safe this month. I know you’re facing indescribable prejudice and violence against you from lawmakers and far right groups who claim to know Me, know the Father and the Spirit. Know that I see you, I can relate to you, and I love you so much. I will protect you from those who wish you harm. Again, please be safe and celebrate who you are. I will celebrate with you.
Yeshua
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Will do, Yeshua. I’ll celebrate in a safer place. I thought about going to a Pride parade but it’s not safe with those far right bigots out there threatening us. 💖🏳️‍🌈
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@one-coming-is-enough shouldn’t this say “Mom”?
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you sinned
I saw you
Hello Anonymous,
I know what that word means. I had to look it up when I got another message that had that name. I thought it was a real name, like Muriel, but Maggie explained it wasn’t. I’m not sure in what context you use your “name”.
(of a person) not identified by name; of unknown name
having no outstanding, individual, or unusual features; unremarkable or impersonal.
used in names of support groups for addicts of a substance or behavior to indicate the confidentiality maintained among members of the group.
I have chosen that you have an unknown name. It seems the best fit.
I believe you are mistaken about seeing me sin.
God gave Moses the Decalogue twice, (Moses got a bit tetchy the first time) with His/Her commands to live by.
1. You shall have no other Gods before Me.
2. You shall not make idols.
3. You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.
4. Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.
5. Honor your father and your mother.
6. You shall not murder.
7. You shall not commit adultery.
8. You shall not steal.
9. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
10. You shall not covet.
When Jesus preached, He did not list all of these commandments.
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I think all 10 still are righteous, but Jesus felt the 5 he spoke of in Deuteronomy were the most important. @one-coming-is-enough is that correct Jesus?
If I were to sin, Anonymous, I know that Mr. Fell, I mean Supreme Archangel Aziraphale and Mr. Crowley would ask me why I did. Remember, Mr. Crowley wasn’t always a Demon.
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Can you tell me what you saw and why you think I sinned because of it? Maybe it’s all a big misunderstanding. That’s happened frequently in the bookshop.
@aziraphalesdiaries @secretdiaryofcrowley
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lokiscarlip · 5 months
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Slashy Jesus/John the Baptist Poem
So, @one-coming-is-enough! I see you've been reblogging a ton of You/Judas slashy art. I want to offer up a poem that one of my most devout followers, @mischief-and-tea-by-the-sea, wrote years ago for a Bible as Lit class that wound up in their poetry thesis manuscript for grad school. It's in the style of Rumi and Song of Songs, if you will, and I think you'll like it. It's you and John the Baptist. I think you'll dig.
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bitterren · 2 years
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God I'm just imaging Tommy coming back to that island almost every evening before bed, some nights even, just sitting there, staring over the water, hoping, waiting to see if Wilbur would be back and with him again, that he'd change his mind, that'd he realise he needs him just like Tommy does;
A dog that's been left to wait for someone who will not return
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glamourcityrp · 26 days
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help; demi lovato, nina dobrev, adelaide kane, simone ashley, elizabeth olsen, vanessa hudgens, jamie dornan, rege jean page, noah centineo, ben barnes, joe keery, james mcavoy, paul wesley or skeet ulrich?
Holy... so many great options, bestie. I'll give you my top six and then maybe the members can have a say:
Joe Keery
Elizabeth Olsen
Jamie Dornan
Noah Centineo
Simone Ashley
Ben Barnes
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mocha-cannoli · 1 month
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@cattylawz We’re gonna have to reschedule the wedding for TODAY.
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