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I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.

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#quotes #fanfiction prompts #captain jack harkness #professor river song #gwaine #Merlin

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"you should've been at the club" YOU should've been at the club. in the catacombs. on april 2nd 1897.

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The only retail job I miss is being the cashier at a local Hardware Store in a small town surrounded by other small towns, because I was essentially a high fantasy GuildMaster.

I worked there three summers in a row, and every laborer from every nearby town would come there for whatever supplies they needed, and man could they gossip like there was an Olympic medal for it.

At 8 AM, every morning, every plumber, roofer, electrician, and landscaper in the county was at the door waiting for me to unlock it, and they’d come back throughout the day.

I knew every tradesman in a 30 miles radius, and I knew too much about everyone in town because of, like I said, the tradesman gossip. It’s shocking that people basically tune out an entire person in their living room and say whatever they want, because they don’t see the guy fixing their light fixture as real somehow.

Then your average citizens, the townsfolk, would come in to ask for labor recommendations. The cashier at the local hardware store is a god among yelp reviews.

A woman needs her roof repaired. A man wants central air installed in his 100 year old house. Someone needs to break into a safe they inherited without the combination.

And I would make recommendations. I’d take down names and information so when a plumber I liked walked in an hour later, I could say, “come here, I have a job for you” like I needed them to clear a village of Redcaps.

There is no difference between your local mom-and-pop hardware employee and Greed Karga sending the Mandalorian on bounty hunting jobs.

If Geralt of Rivia walked in, I could have found him something to do.

I believe all plumbers dual-wield drain snakes and arcane magic, because you’d be surprised how often Liches come up in septic tank repairs.

You can belong to a monster hunters’ guild and a welders’ union, if you have the time. Always good to diversify your portfolio.

#writing prompts #original prompt #fanfiction prompts #fantasy

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“Living weapon” covers a lot and all of it is hot

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cr: 百变花央

#fashion #life hacks #clothes

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You are perfectly immortal. You can’t age, you can’t get any wounds, you can survive anything, and even if the universe were to end you are immediately taken to another universe. Not because you are demi-god or a wizard, but because the god of death’s daughter is in love with you.

#writing prompts #original prompt #immortality

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"I don't forgive you for what you did to me."

"I know."

"But thank you. For saving him."

#writing prompt #original prompt #fanfiction prompts #doctor who #torchwood #10th doctor #captain jack harkness #ianto jones #456

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fucked up when you like something that is so bad. like yeag i love it. no dont watch it

#quotes #life quotes #humor #hannibal #dexter

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Ok but like. What the fuck is there to do on the internet anymore?

Idk when I was younger, you could just go and go and find exciting new websites full of whatever cool things you wanted to explore. An overabundance of ways to occupy your time online.

Now, it's just... Social media. That's it. Social media and news sites. And I'm tired of social media and I'm tired of the news.

Am I just like completely inept at finding new things or has the internet just fallen apart that much with the problems of SEO and web 3.0 turning everything into a same-site prison?

#internet #technology #life hacks #bored

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You were exploring the dungeon when you came across a rare sight. An abandoned mimic whelp. You couldn’t resist the shaking jewelry box. It is now your most faithful companion.

#writing prompts #original prompt #d&d #world building

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I can't stress enough how much I miss StumbleUpon

#internet #technology #random website #internet exploration #life quotes

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Just used this for the Windows 11 desktop on my Mac (split with Parallels). It’s SO easy to follow!!

A boy can dream, can't he?

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Maybe if he was a little less fuckable we wouldn’t be in this mess

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I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted

#life hacks #technology #streaming

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Made the mistake of trying to add an exclamation mark to a sentence and I now can’t use the left side of my keyboard… oh, well. Worth it. 😹🥰

#humor #cute #cats

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I want to feel

our ribcages

tangled together

as we slow dance

to the song of

what could be.

Robert J. W.

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