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erwinsmithsmissingleftarm · 6 months

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Smut alphabet for Jean Kirstein

Cw: 18+ stuff, what did you expect, it's basically a smut alphabet

Requested by: anonymous

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Jean will be very needy and clingy after sex, hugging and kissing you. He will be super gentle with you, bringing you to the bathroom to clean you two up before laying you back on the bed. Covering your bodies with the warm blanket, nuzzling into your back. He will be careful like if you are made of glass.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite body part is your hips because he is always griping them. Whenever he hugs you, he will hold you by the waist tightly. Also work for when he fucks you, gripping your hips while thrusting into you.

If you ask him what is the thing he prefers about his body he will probably answer his arms. He's proud of his big strong arms, strong enough to make you feel protected when he hugs you and to hold you still while he's fucking you. Probably the type of brag out by flexing his biceps and asking you to touch them just to show you how hard his muscles are (same thing for cock...)

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He doesn't spurt too much cum but it is pretty thick. He tries the more often to avoid the condom so he can turn your insides into a creamy pie. Plus, he likes to watch his cum leaking out of you after fucking you right.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

This man secretly enjoys the idea of you being dominant. Even if it turns him on, he's scared of judgment and doesn't want the others to learn he likes to be the sub. In short, this man wants to be dominated but will never assume it.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Jean isn't very experience but due to his arrogant nature he will make you believe that he is. Actually, he's pretty nervous because it is his first time but the fear of you mocking him makes him act like if he was actually experienced in this kind of stuff. He is still learning new things at the same time as you but don't worry, this boy is a fast learner ;)

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Jean is the type of guy who likes to see your face while he fucks you. Your drooling mouth, closed eyes, the way you throw your head back... it makes him proud and show him that you truly enjoy what he is doing to you.

Also, he prefers to have the control over you and over the thrusts. He probably will choose a position where he's doing the most of the job so that's exclude the cowgirl and company.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Jean won't very goofy during you love-making session, maybe letting out one or two jokes or humorous remarks but he won't be in the excess. He cherishes these moments a lot so he will not ruin them by lacking seriousness in the act.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Jean takes care of his intimate part almost daily so his hair is pretty well groomed. The hair on his groin is very short while on the other places it's completely shaved.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He can get very romantic during love-making session, whispering praises and dirty words into your ear. He will do anything to make you feel good and loved.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

When he jacks off himself, he will sniff one of your clothes, a shirt with your perfume on it, a skirt you wear often or... panties. Basically, anything with your scent on it, because it reminds you of him and make him even more eager during masturbation.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

His first kink is the size kink. He absolutely loves the idea of your smaller body squirming under his, his big arms keeping you pinned down on the mattress as he's pounding inside you or you small hand grabbing his as you try to hold in your sounds. Plus, he likes the way his big thick shaft is stretching you out so he surely has a size kink.

His second kink would be the breeding kink. Man is dreaming about building a family with you so whenever he can, he will cum right inside you, gladly transforming your insides into a creampie if you ask him. Jean will also talk dirty to you with sentences like: "I can't wait to make you pregnant with my child" or "taking my cum so well inside you sweetheart."

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Jean is a very jealous person by nature so he will make sure you are his and only his. That means that he won't do it somewhere other people could see or hear you two making love. His favorite place would be your bedroom, the kitchen table, the couch or even just a calm place where he can be sure that you won't be bothered.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

He likes when you act bossy around him. Seeing you trying to get the control over him is such a turn on that he will gratefully let you do anything to him before suddenly switching position and dominating you. Yes, he's attracted to you dominant but will he let you be the dom? Not a chance sweetheart.

Another turn on I think Jean would have it's you wearing his clothes. Nothing's better than coming back home and seeing your small body covered with his shirt. It will surely make him hard. It's probably associated to the size kink he has.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He will never do something that could injure you like choking you on purpose, knife play or very intense bondage. Will also not have sex outside because he doesn't like to be interrupted or seen by other people in a such intimate moment.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He's fine with both receiving and giving oral.

Jean likes to devour your kitty like a hungry man who hasn't eat since many days, the sounds you are making turning him on like nothing else in the world. His first time doing this will be a little bit messy but isn't hot? The next times will already be 10 times better, this buddy is learning quick.

As for receiving oral, his loves to see your watery eyes as you're trying to fit his whole shaft inside your mouth, choking slightly on it. He can't help but tug on your hair as he approaches his climax and cumming inside your pretty hungry mouth.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Jean got two moods.

Sometimes he will be fast and rough when it is fuck to fuck. During those times, no mercy for you, he will be just there to satisfy his needs (and yours at the same time) (that's includes jealous sex). He will tell you very dirty things while fucking the shit out of you.

On the contrary, when this man feels more romantic, he will be slow and sensual, taking his time to make you feel in heavens. He will fuck you slowing, whispering sweet praises into your ear, thrusting his hips into you while leaving kisses on your neck and chest.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He's not against quickies and appreciate them time to times. But he still prefers when he has all the time in the world to make love to you. He doesn't like to be pressed too often.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

As said before, Jean likes to keep you for himself so there is no way he will do it outside or somewhere other people could see you. He's open to try other things like role-play or slight bondage but nothing too much or that could potentially hurt you. Basically, open to new experiences as long as they are safe.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

I'm pretty sure Jean has a lot of stamina so on average, he usually goes for 1 to 3 rounds. Of course, it depends on his mood. If it's been a long time since you two were intimate, you can be ready for more than 3 rounds. He can last 5-10 minutes per rounds before cumming. But he will also make sure it is okay with you so if you want to go just for 1 round, it will be 1 round.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Jean doesn't own toys excluding a pair of handcuffs because he prefers vanilla sex. Of course, he will use it on his partner aka you. He uses it time to times when you are in a spicier mood so maybe once per week?

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

This man likes to tease you pretty much, the foreplay can be quite long with him. He wants to be sure that you want him, teasing you until you literally beg him to fuck you. Also likes if you tease him back, he is really into playful and lighthearted relationships and sex.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

I don't see Jean as someone very loud during sex but he won't be silent either. Maybe something just in between. If we exclude the dirty talk and the praises, he will let out grunts or low whimpers time to times. When he will close to the climax he will be clearly louder, repeating "I'm close, I'm close" before letting out a gasp as he reaches the point of ecstasy.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Jean moves a LOT during his sleep. You can fall asleep hugging each other and then waking up in the morning with his feet infront of your face. One time he moved so much that you literally fell down of the bed. The nights with Jean aren't just chaotic in one way.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Jean has a pretty good tool under those boxers. Slightly bigger and longer than the average but nothing too much. Everything is in a perfect harmony on the aesthetical side. Basically, perfect and proud.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Jean has a medium to high sex drive. About 2 to 3 times a week is pretty good for him but sometimes it can be less or more. He is pretty good for handling himself and can easily survive without sex a couple of weeks without being sexually frustrated.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Even if Jean is a selfish bitch, he will make sure you're safe and sound before falling asleep. He will probably wait for you to fall asleep before him so he can be sure that you are okay and don't need anything. It will take some time for him to finally fall asleep, appreciating the few minutes of just hugging you in bed, your two bodies pressed together in a peaceful and warm embrace. Also, he will big spoon you <3

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mayariviolet · 2 months

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Random AOT Headcanons - Modern AU

(ft. Eren, Connie, Sasha, and Jean)

summary: Stuff I couldn’t formulate into a coherent or long enough post. Kinda fluff? I just want them to be happy tbh🥺.

a/n: Mostly character traits for my fic temperance! 👀 But honestly, this is how I picture them in general. I’ve been missing my own story lately (even though I’m literally responsible for writing it💀).

Eren:

Addicted to those shitty mobile games. He’ll turn on airplane mode just so he doesn’t get stupid pop-up ads.

Since he’s an avid mobile gamer, if he’s out of whatever resource he needs, he’ll pay that $2.99 for a ‘booster pack’ or whatever.

Hates cilantro. Despises it. He gets lowkey mad when he sees it on his plate💀

Has those ‘Ken’-like senses whenever Mikasa needs him. He will drop whatever he is doing to save his girl!

If Mikasa is shopping at Aritzia- Eren will probably chill on the boyfriend couches or play with the arcade machine. Like I said before, since he has those ‘Ken’-like senses, he’ll immediately stop whatever he’s doing for Mikasa (she’s perfectly fine and just dropped her chapstick).

Listens to anything Metro Boomin produces. Also, listens to Mitski (Class of 2013 fs).

Connie:

His ringtone is ‘Gucci Flip Flops’ by Bhad Baby. It started off ironic just so he could piss Eren and Jean off, but he’s now one of her biggest stans.

He won’t stop playing ‘Gucci Flip Flops’ (while he’s in the shower, getting ready, cooking, etc.) to the point where Eren and Jean have threatened to evict him. Connie says they’re “Silencing female musicians” and continues playing the song.

HE IS A HOT GIRL! HE LOVES MEGAN THEE STALLION!

Likes to wear beanies in the winter.

Adds extra marshmallows in his hot chocolate☕️.

Has an extensive shoe collection (mainly Jordan’s).

Posts those: ‘Show younger you or a bad [insert month]’ templates on Instagram. (He genuinely believes that not posting it will curse him).

Sasha:

Avid Google Maps user. Only to find really good hole-in-the-wall restaurants, though.

Writes restaurant reviews on Google Maps for fun.

Gets mad when said restaurants become popular (my sister in Christ- you wrote the reviews telling people to go there…)

Her favourite music consists of Fleetwood Mac, TWICE, New Jeans and old country/blues.

She cries over those little Korean baby variety shows whenever she gets them on her for you page.

Always carries a packet of ketchup and hot sauce in her wallet.

She gets those ‘This was meant for you’ tarot card readings on TikTok and watches all the way through.

Sends those OBSCENE emoji chain mail text messages to Connie and Jean because it’s funny.

Jean:

Posts gym photos like a harlot.

Sends Connie those ‘Post younger you or bad month’ templates because it’s funny to see him get flustered…

He really likes pop-punk music and one direction (I don’t make the rules).

One time, he walked in on Connie and Sasha watching Ru Paul’s drag race, and he was being such a little shit disturber about it. Until he realized four hours had passed and he was already watching the Queens getting fitted for their final looks.

Rise and Grind- Chicken, rice and unseasoned broccoli mf… Until he got bored of prepping the same meals. He’s become a better cook because of it!

He and Connie love getting high and fucking around while baking those Betty Crocker cake mixes (funfetti or chocolate).

Jean’s favourite movie is The Big Short.

One time, he sat on a Nutella sandwich Connie left on the couch, and Eren accused him of shitting himself. Jean got so heated that they almost fist-fought until Armin had to mediate.

a/n: I’ve been procrastinating napping💀… I’m gonna do that now and work on my Geto fic… hehe…

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jearmincentral · 7 months

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⭐️: Take off the glasses Jean :/

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everythingseasoning · 1 year

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AOT Scouts as your bf/gf pt. 1 (Requested)

NOTE: I’m redoing this post so that it’s better quality :) and adding in more characters for the head canons. Revised post will be out on ?Saturday? as a new post.

*Characters are 18+, content is SFW

Eren (the scout)

The early stage of your relationship with Eren:

Somebody once said, “A cheetah doesn’t change its spots overnight.” Meaning that a person can’t so quickly change their nature.

The same goes for Eren Jaeger: No matter how many times you try to lecture him about his habit of impulsively risking his life during missions, he can’t help but accidentally come close to dying again on the very next mission.

(Luckily, he has Mikasa to cover him, and Armin to form smart battle strategies that put him in less danger).

—It’s not that Eren doesn’t value your opinion, it’s just that he’s naturally a reckless spirit. Eren immediately does whatever his heart screams is the right thing to do. He doesn’t use his head, but he uses his entire steely will and incredible power, to save dying comrades and complete mission goals.

In the heat of battle, Eren has to either abandon the idea of you, OR the idea of giving in to the titans, and let unjust deaths occur. He often chooses to abandon the former.. you…

... Still, everytime he returns from those missions (after a close brush with death), he hugs you guiltily, and you can just *tell* what he’s trying to communicate to you: I’m sorry. I love you. I had to do it.

After just a year with you:

Eren has fallen deeply, deeply in love with you. (I mean, this dude falls fast, and hard, like a bowling ball crashing through an old wooden floor ok– he is DEVOTED to you, you can’t shake him off, he’s a barnacle—)

Once upon a time, Eren only had one goal that consumed his mind: kill all titans. Then he met you. Eren needs to kill all titans, and stay alive so he can spend time with you, being with you whenever and wherever you want to go. You’re the f*cking love of his life.

So now he has two goals; Eren promised himself he’d do whatever he could to not only save fellow soldiers, but to also actively try to stay alive for you, for his future with you. This means that Eren absolutely cannot let himself die, that he must devise strategies in battle that allow him to keep himself alive while saving the most people…

Eren literally took lessons from Armin on “Quick Thinking” (Lessons summarized: When confronted with a problem, look at the issue, and then at resources around you that you can use, and try to find a solution using those resources), and another lesson from Armin, on “Devising Quick Strategies in the Midst of Battle.”

…Though Eren would’ve let himself die a year ago if it meant he helped the Scouts— it’s a different story now. Eren can’t ever fully shake the hold you have on him— the love he has for you— the promise on his tongue that he swore to you in the middle of the night after you woke up screaming from a nightmare, sobbing because you “really saw him die.”

So Now, when Eren is out on missions, he is focused on the chaos and action happening around him at any moment— but in any second that he isn’t in imminent action, he sees your face in his mind. And he remembers all over again what he is fighting for: your safety. He unlocked a level of protective desire unlike anything seen before.

Fluff fluff fluff:

1) You’re there, waiting at the gate everytime Eren returns from a mission. You literally have a f*cking meltdown when you spot him— the stress and fear melting your legs into jelly as you sink into the ground— and Eren has made it a point to get off his horse and run to catch you before you fall, wailing on the ground.

2) Eren will hold you as you cry, kind of half teasing you like, “It’s like you’re the one who went out on the mission, not me.”

3) Sorry to say that you now have a name for yourself in town, too, and everybody knows you as “Eren’s sweet (crybaby) girlfriend” – Because of this you often get free snacks and gifts whenever you walk around the market whenever the scouts are out on mission—

4) When you and Eren arrive home, you’ll have stopped being uber emotional, but now it’s Eren’s turn to brood: he usually showers before sitting on the couch and staring at the table with dull, empty eyes, and you have to walk him through the trauma and loss he just endured… Because honestly, talking is a great medication…

5) Eren will always feel better after talking with you. It’s like a rush of warmth flows from his heart, gushing throughout his body, and he grabs you, pulling you flush to his chest, eyes scrunched shut as he tells you how much you mean to him.

6) —He’s also secretly so relieved you aren’t in danger. He’s happy you aren’t a scout— because you keep him sane in this cruel world—

7) You will then show Eren the snacks you’ve accumulated while he was away that day, and he’ll just insist on f*cking feeding you like you’re a little bird or something. But he looks so happy so you just go with it.

At sundown, you two will take remaining snacks and a blanket, go to an open field, and eat together while watching the sunset. You two will usually talk about whatever hobby you’ve picked up, and Eren will build off your excitement and ideas; i.e. if you’re talking about a book you read on animal biology, you’ll be talking about how whales once had hip bones because they descended from a four-legged animal— and Eren will say, “Imagine riding a whale on the ocean!” “Eren we’d get salt water sprayed all over us, they have a blowhole!” “But just imagine it!” “...That’d be surreal.” And you two will giggle and feel such wonder about the world. He’s your best friend and lover, who makes life more exciting.

Jean (the scout simp)

The early stage of your relationship with Jean:

Jean with a non scout lover… Ohhhh boy, hahaha:

Jean had SUCH a mental crisis after he met you: he wondered if he should’ve chosen the Military Police instead of the Survey Corps, so that he had a better chance of staying alive, and living his days out with you.

You assured him that you wouldn’t have dated him if he didn’t join the corps (LMAO). This did make Jean’s mental crisis stop, because damn he would rejoin the scouts if it meant you’d be his girlfriend. And, you told Jean that you admire his courage, and that you’re so proud of him for being brave, for not choosing to stay lax after seeing the evil nature of titans. You told Jean that he’s leader material, just like Marco said.

When you’re comfortable in the relationship:

—On that Marco note, Jean is beyond relieved that you’re a normal citizen, and not a scout. He already lost the only person her ever considered a true friend.

During missions, Jean gets courage to do terrifying things from knowing that you’re back at home, safe, waiting for him :’) oml..

He’s gotta make it back to you!

And Jean has such a soft spot for you, you who reminds him of Marco. He loves it when you praise him, and give him attention. He loves it when you make it clear that you love *him* — when you point out his strengths, etc.

God— he loves you— you make him feel like he’s alive— He will smother you in kisses when you two are alone, if you even so much as smile at him.

AND OH. MY LORD…

Jean would also definitely tell ALL the scouts about you, “his girl.”

For example, “Jaeger you better not f*ck this mission up— I can’t die, because I have to get back to my girl!”

Another example, “Connie, one day, you’ll be as lucky as me, and have an amazing girlfriend who makes you so happy, who you love more than anything else.”

And one more example, when Jean is drunk at a Survey Corps Celebration Dinner, “Did you guys know that my girl and I are going to get married?! I’m—I’m gonna marry that lady!”

“Shut up Jean, you’ve only been dating her for six months!”

“I’m gonna marry her,” he says wistfully, a faraway look in his eyes, his face flushed deep pink.

Fluff fluff fluff:

1) When Jean gets back from missions, he is *exhausted.* He’s seen comrades die, and he’s so tired after having gone through terrifying events… When Jean sees your face though, he remembers why it’s all worth it: He’s helping the Survey Corps so that he can ensure (to the best of his abilities), that you have a life within the walls, safe, and sound.

2) When he sees you, he just feels relief. He just feels like everything is right again. TT oh my lord I’m gonna cry writing this ANYWAY (I wanna be loved like that tho–)

3) Jean forcesX asks you to wear matching necklaces. Jean likes that you two look like a pair.

Not fluff:

And Jean is a sucker for s*x — I am so sorry I had to say it— I *had* to (!not an exaggeration!). But this is supposed to be SFW— so that’s all ima say about this. (18+ people only: you check out my other posts for NSFW content though. Minors DNI with nsfw tho, you’re banished until you’re old enough, thems the rules, ily tho).

Historia (the scout my wife) Author’s very important note: I would fight Ymir (and lose) to be Historia’s girlfriend ok– Also this one is sooo self indulgent but you can’t tell me it doesn’t work with her character—

Historia will fight for anybody and everybody who needs a savior. She’s been through sh*t, and she won’t settle for others to be abandoned like how she was. (She just like me fr, can we kiss now??).

ANYWAYS. (no but i have to tell y'all, I have a terrible savior complex OK BYE MOVING ON—)

Historia is dedicated to saving those that need saving. That also means that she’s determined to stay alive— she needs to be here on Earth so that she’s able to keep helping people who are in need. People in need, which includes you—

—Historia is no stranger to your sappy, long poems that describe in bewitching detail how much she lights up your life, and is your inspiration,

and how she is your anchor in this insane world…

and how she is the definition of ‘beauty’ in life, etc, etc—

You need her, and you’re her girlfriend, and Historia is glad she’s able to be something good for you.

During missions, Historia is in her element: as she flies through the air, slashing titan necks, protecting Captain Levi’s squad, she is calm, knowing that she is aiding in the salvation of humanity. (Miss girl is driven by the urge to be helping people, it’s her stabilizer).

Historia is also gaining courage from you, knowing that you are helping humanity in your own way at the very moment that she’s fighting titans: you’re encouraging kids to be model citizens with integrity in their hearts. She’s fighting for humanity’s survival, and you’re fighting for humanity’s spirit.

Because she’s a scout, you worry for Historia’s safety, but you also know that she can handle herself. Still, she’s your girlfriend, and you worry, and fret, during every single minute that she’s away

— Usually you channel this energy through baking. You’ll make cherry pies, blueberry scones, butter cake, lemon cookies, chocolate mousse, candied ginger, and more, non-stop, whenever Historia is away. You *need* that distraction to function through your mind-numbing fear.

But, unfailingly, Historia always returns home to you, and you two will GORGE on the delicious sweets you’ve made, starting from the very moment she first arrives back: When Historia comes back from a mission, upon seeing you she’ll hop off her horse with renewed energy, half walk-run to you like a haloed, stunning, adorable angel, and hug you tightly, before you shove a dessert in her mouth: the sweet, tangy flavor erupting on her tastebuds. After an intense, cruel, dirty mission, the sharp plunge of sugar is a reminder of the beautiful things in life: you. The both of you laugh before kissing each other deeply, tasting fruit on each other’s tongues (this is SFW, right??)

In your free time, you and Historia will sometimes do charity work together, including tilling the fields, milking cows, picking apples, doing donations, etc. Even hard work is fun when you’re doing it with somebody you enjoy talking to, especially if you both believe in the cause. On other occasions, the two of you will give yourselves time to *be people* — usually this means snuggling together on the couch, having deep talks, and just holding each other.

Also, Historia loves *you*. She loves how kind you are, and how you work as a teacher at Trost Elementary. Historia feels a lot of her energy is fueled by the loop of goodness you two share and believe in (helping the world).

Plus, Historia is endlessly grateful to have a warm, safe person to return to at the end of a long day. Everybody needs comfort. *Historia didn’t know how much support, relief, and happiness, a comfort person would bring, until she fell in love with you.* When she’s exhausted, she leans into your warmth like two birds ruffling feathers, and charges up on your summer glow. And when Historia sees your eyes sparkling, talking about whatever cool thing you noticed in the day, she feels *unbelievably warm* inside, just pure happiness. You also care for Historia, as she cares for you— tucking her in bed and humming as you hold her (as the big spoon), after a mission that went terribly.

Please LIKE this if you enjoyed it!! (I spent a lot of time on this — no, really it do be taking hours)— your likes are encouragement to keep doing this :)

Feel free to comment your feedback/thoughts (gimme ur comments, i wanna hear), and comment to be tagged in part 2, 3, etc!

AND I’m adding in non-requested characters too, as a present for everybody! …Onwards: Pt. 2: Reiner, Levi, Armin (will be done and tumblr-published within probably 24 hours)

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i-literally-cant-with-this · 7 months

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Wrong Hole

A/N = Can not stop thinking about Reiner. Which leads to Connie, which leads to Jean. I want 'dem all. Gih meh 'dem all. Plz.

C/W = Language, implied anal sex

WC = 227

His humored eyes looked down at you. "Are you done?"

You sat and crossed your arms over our chest. "No. Not entirely, but I'll stop for now."

"Good. Now, will you let me fucking apologize to you?" He asked.

There was a tight smile forming over your pink lips. They were dry from yelling at him so much.

"I didn't necessarily mean to put it ... to put it in that hole. S'just, everything was so fuh-huck-ing wet and slippery. I got carried away. I'm sorry." He got down on his knees and forced himself between your closed off legs. "Hm? Cuh-mahhhn. You know you can't stay mad at me forever, babe."

You shot him a look that stated otherwise. But he was right. You couldn't stay mad for too long. He always found ways to get back in your good graces.

"Y'just, ya gotta warn me, next time. Ok? Fuck, man."

He nodded. Then once your words fully sunk in his jaw dropped.

"You mean - you mean you'll let me do that? There? I just gotta warn ya first?!"

You shrugged with one shoulder, "I mean ..." Looking so innocent as you tucked your chin down shyly.

He scooped you up and carried you over his shoulder to the bedroom, his huge hand on your ass the whole way.

"Guess what we're doing, sweetheart. Fuck, I love you.”

Reiner, Connie, Jean

God I fucking love these 3.

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colorseeingchick · 2 years

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"Cuddle me, *ssh*le!" (Jean KirsteinxFem!Reader)

Summary: You're cold and injured, and Jean Kirstein is helplessly in love with you. There's a solution to all your problems, isn't there?

Warnings: Swearing, suggestive, mutual pining, some serious moments contemplating life. Sassy/teasing y/n

WC: 2.1k. Unedited.

A/N: I've had this in my drive forever and i forgot about it-- but i miss him more than usual today <3 Enjoy

“Y/N- what are you, what are you doing?!” Jean whispers aggressively, his whole body tensing instinctually when your head presses against the side of his abdomen.

You’d gotten beat up during a scouting mission, and luckily made it back with minimal injury, just a few broken bones and excessive amounts of exhaustion. But that didn’t stop Jean from worrying about you like crazy. He’d refused to leave your side.

He paced your room the whole day till he was finally tired enough to sit on the edge of the bed, leaning against your headboard with his legs still on the ground. He had closed his eyes for only a few minutes, he thinks, when he felt pressure against the left side of his stomach. When he opens his eyes, he sees you no longer laying in bed, and rather holding an odd position of sitting up with your torso leaning towards him, head resting close to his tummy.

“Jean.” He feels his breath hitch just by the way you say his name. Voice raspy, whiny, and softer than the way you called to him in the battlefield or while messing around with your friends. When you say his name this time, it's just for him to hear.

“Uh…uh-huh,” is all he can muster.

“It’s so fucking cold.”

Your eyebrows furrow, eyes closed in your sleepiness.

“Yeah, it is…so?” he’s hesitant, because what do you want him to do about it?

“So c’mere, bitch,” you say as you lift your arms up and wrap them around his shoulders, pulling him down, his back sliding against the headboard.

“Wha-wha-what?” He feels like the air has been knocked out of him as his back hits the soft pillowy mattress, your one arm underneath his back, the other resting across the expanse of his chest. His whole body stiffens like a possum feigning death, freezing out of fear. His arms stretch out, his legs press into the ground to keep him from falling off the bed, and his eyes widen to stare at you next to him. But that doesn’t stop you from readjusting, pulling your arm out from under him and placing your head on his chest.

“Mmm, warm,” you murmur. And then, you nuzzle him.

Fuck, forget playing dead. Jean thinks he’s actually going to die at this rate.

He’s always asked himself why he had to go and fall in love with the girl who bullies him all the time, but looking down at you right now, he has no questions as to why. He knows that your gentle side exists, and its very presence is enough to have him whipped.

But it’s also something he’s not prepared for, and so he doesn’t know what to do but stay exactly as he was, waiting for his heart to stop beating out of his chest.

“Hey,” you say after a few moments pass (but to him it could’ve been an eternity, there’s no real way to tell the difference).

“Yeah?” He gulps, nervous as to what you’re gonna say this time. He sees your eyebrows scrunch again in displeasure.

“It’s still cold.”

“I don’t control the weather, you know.”

You freeze, and then open your eyes to glare at him for a second before huffing. You push off of him and roll around to the other side, without saying a word.

Well, shit. Now he’s pissed you off.

“Hey, hey, what do you want me to do, girl? You gotta at least tell me.”

“Get…with….” he can barely hear what you’re saying.

“Louder, Y/N, please,” he asks.

“Get under the blankets with me, idiot,” it comes out as a whisper, but it’s enough to get Jean’s ears ringing.

Is this really happening? He’d never said anything, never made any moves, none of that on you. And as far as he knew, you loved to bully him and nothing else. You guys aren’t dating, and you don’t even like him like that, right? So why are you inviting him under your blankets?

But he’s not gonna question it. Some cuddling…it’s harmless, right? It’s just to warm you up. Yeah. Nothing else. And it’s not like I’m doing anything you wouldn’t want, you literally asked me to. So it should be okay. This is okay. I’m not gonna make her uncomfortable.

That’s the monologue going through his head as he fumbles with the buckle on his harness, holding the framework for his gear together. After a minute, he tugs his boots off and sighs.

He turns back to the bed, back to you, your back still facing him. He quietly and gently pulls the sheets on the bed aside, slipping his legs under the covers before scooting underneath them entirely. He cautiously lays down, keeping a good 2 feet of distance between you both. Unsure of what to do next, he waits, and waits, until he realizes he’s holding his breath in anticipation.

“Y/N…” he doesn’t even know what to say. But luckily for him, you don’t make him say much.

You toss a glance over your shoulder before rolling over to face him. “Took you long enough,” you say, shifting closer to him, your faces only inches away from each other. You lift your arm to wrap around him again, but you pause. “Wait.”

“...Waiting?”

“I just, I just realized I never asked.”

“Asked what?”

“If you’re okay with this.”

Jean pauses at that. “Okay? With this?”

“Yeah. If you’re okay cuddling with me.” You’re right, neither of you had ever done anything like this before, nor had you talked about it. But now that you brought it up, well, he can’t not think about it. “Well? Are you?” you ask again, staring him in his eyes.

His face erupts pink, and he squeezes his eyes shut. “Well, I guess, I’m fine with it, if it’ll help you feel less cold.”

“Eh. If you’re not really into it, I don’t wanna make you do it,” you say dismissively, ready to turn around again. “No! I mean- uh, I’m fine with it, or, I guess, I want you to.”

“You want me to what?”

“You know.”

“I know what?”

He knows you’re just playing with him.

“Cuddle me, asshole!” He yells, his red face glowing.

You laugh, now fully conscious, and he swears your giggle is like a drug.

“You got it, boss,” you say, your voice playful. You scooch over to him, pushing him so he’s flat on his back. You press your chest against his broader one, lowering yourself onto him and eclipsing the left side of his body. You watch as his pupils dilate. You rest your face in the nook between his shoulder and head, rubbing your nose against his neck, hearing him shutter. Your arm goes to caress the other side of his neck, and you toss your right leg over his left one, letting your legs tangle.

All the while, Jean is certain his heart will burst. Nothing in all his years of training had prepared him to be accosted with cuddles. Your right, the room was so fucking cold, and being wrapped up with you made him so warm. He slowly lets his arms wrap around you, pressing one into the small of your back and the other weaving into your hair. He’d always thought your hair was so pretty, and he’d wanted to play with it for so long. It is just as soft as he thought it would be, he notes. He doesn’t miss the way you sigh when he strokes the back of your head, albeit hesitantly.

“Again,” he feels the word against his neck before he hears it. The heat of your breath prickles his skin and sends chills through his whole body. He can’t refuse you. He’d die before he refused you. And so he allows his fingers to massage your scalp this time, a fizz of giddiness buzzing throughout his chest as you let out a beautiful sigh. The way you melt into him is addicting. Just a little taste of it has him hooked. He wants you right here like this always. But it doesn’t necessarily kill the question that’s been on his mind since you first pressed your head against him 20 minutes ago.

“Did ya, hit your head or something?”

“If one of us has suffered from brain damage, it isn’t me.”

“Hey-”

“What are you really asking, Kirstein?”

“Why?”

“Why what?”

“Why did you want to cuddle me? Like, did you just want cuddles from someone? Were you just cold?”

You lift your head to look at him, scoff, and smile. “Yeah, I just wanted to be warm.”

“Oh.”

“You��re an idiot sometimes, Jean.”

“What did I do this time?”

“Do you not know I know how you feel about me?”

His blood runs cold. You know?

“What are you talking abou-”

You press a finger to his lips, letting out a gentle shh along with it. “You like me, don’t you?”

His eyes widen and jaw drops, and in that moment, he knows he’s told you everything before saying anything at all.

“You’re an idiot for thinking it wasn’t obvious as hell. And you’re an even bigger idiot for not knowing that I feel the same.”

“You WHAT?”

“Yeah, you airhead. I’ve liked you for a long time.” You say, sighing and falling back onto him. “Explain to me why I had to fall for the cocky, charismatic goofball.”

He’s silent. Radio silent. This wasn’t what he expected at all. It’s worse, because despite what you call him, you both know he’s actually quite a smart person. He’s emotionally intune with himself and his comrades. So how did he miss this?

“How could I be so stupid?” he murmurs, “How did I miss your, your feelings for me?” he tosses his head back as he cradles you closer.

“...it’s because, you didn’t want to see it.” Your voice is suddenly a lot more serious, and Jean feels as you clutch his shirt.

“Why wouldn’t I want to see what I’ve dreamt of for years?” He realizes he’s exposing himself to you just a bit, but at this point, he’s beyond all that. It’s hard for him to not let you get close to his heart, metaphorically. Not when you’re literally laying on top of his heart.

“Because love comes with so many risks, for us. We love, only to risk losing each other and it destroys us inside. Why would we willingly subject ourselves to that?”

And it occurs to Jean in that moment, that if you’ve liked him for just as long as you said you have, you didn’t say anything in all that time, either.

“Because love is worth it,” he’s confident in his answer, soothingly stroking your back. “Yeah, we risk losing it all, and if I could save us all from this hell we live in, I would. But I can’t. So I would rather love and lose than never love at all.” You're silent against his chest, your clasp on his shirt unrelenting, so he continues, “you’re right- I was scared. And I probably am still a bit scared to accept love. But fuck it. If you’ll have me, I’ll, I’ll…I’ll be a good lover to you.” He presses you closer to his body, holding your head against his heart, hoping you’ll hear the way it beats for you earnestly and unrelentingly.

You wiggle out of his grasp and prop yourself up against his body. He almost thinks he doesn’t recognize you from the look on your face, the way it’s so soft and vulnerable.

“God, Jean. Let me kiss you right now.”

And then you go and catch him off guard with your bold words again.

“Wha-”

“You can’t say something so hot and then assume I won’t wanna kiss you, dumbass.”

He’s not waiting for you to unrelentingly tease him again. He grabs the sides of your face with both his hands, and pulls your lips to his. He feels the way you gasp against his lips, and he can’t help but smile at the thought that maybe, he’d won against you this time.

You pull away and say, “Smooth one, my love.” As soon as a victory is won, you quickly even the score, watching his mind go blank at the use of a simple pet name. “I know I tease you and say all sorts of shit to you all the time, and you’re allowed to tell me if I’m being a bitch. But just know, I have no intentions of stopping as of right now.”

He smiles as the blush takes over his face again, getting used to the phenomena. “And I may pretend to hate it, but I wouldn’t have it any other way, Y/N.”

Author notes: I hope you all enjoyed hehe

I miss him :( i need to finish AOT smh

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reinerzbongoz · 1 year

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Fleeing Fate Character Roster (Ch. 1)

Y/N

Major: Music Composition for film Age: 20 Hobbies: read and find out Class: 23' (Junior) Style and face Claim: Hilary Banks | Bel Air

Annie Leonhart

Major: Business Admin w/ a minor in P&P Writing Age: 20 Occupation: Underground Boxer | Apprentice Mechanic | Full-time Student Hobbies: Working out Style Claim: Punk

Zeke Yeager

Degree: Master's in Business Administration and Accounting Age: 28 Occupation: "Club Owner" Hobbies: Heckling | Not minding his own business

Sasha Braus

Major: Horticulture with a minor in Food Science Occupation: Full-Time Student Age: 20 Hobbies: Gardening | Cooking Class: 23' | Junior

Connie Springer

Major: Sports Management Occupation: Full-Time Student Age: 20 Hobbies: Skateboarding | Smoking | Napping Class: 23' | Junior

Hitch Dreyse

Major: Marketing Age: 21 Occupation: Event Planner Hobbies: Being Unapologetically Lesbian | Yoga | Modeling Style Claim: Lori Harvey Class: 23' | Junior

Floch Forster

Major: Communication Age: 20 Occupation: StoU News Reporter Hobbies: Dickriding Class: 23' | Junior Style Claim: Justin Bieber when he first debuted

Coming soon...

Eren Yeager, Mikasa Ackerman, Armin Arlert, Jean Kirstein and a few more. (You'll have to keep reading to see the surprise guests *wink*)

#FleeingFateAOT #jean aot #aot #reinerzbiggestfan💜#attack on Titan #jean kirstein aot #jean kirstein #jean #jean fan fic #jean x reader #jean aot x reader #jean kirstein x reader #jean x y/n #jean aot x y/n #jean kirstein x y/n #jean kirstein fan fic #jean x you #jean kirstein attack on Titan

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glitter-gummy-bears · 1 year

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Funny anime story

Okay so back when I was in high school the first season of Attack on titan came out and I could only watch the sub cause that's what Netflix had. Now one Saturday I decided to binge the entire season and my mom was the only other person home. She wasn't really watching and had no idea what was happening but would occasionally glance at the screen. Around the last few episodes, she sat down next to me to fold laundry, and I was completely focused on the Eren Jean switcharoo when all of a sudden I hear my mom laugh and go, "Horse face!" So basically, the only thing my mom learned about the series is that Jean has a horse face and I think that's amazing!

#attack on titan #eren yaeger #eren yaeger aot #jean kirstein #jean kirstein aot #aot #eren aot #jean aot #jean horse face #aot memes #anime #anime story #funny anime #funny stories #story time

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jujubean90 · 2 years

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PREGAME EVENT!

MINORS DNI!!! Please note! I will be accepting request for this portion of Hybrid Fest starting NOW until Sunday, May 8th.

It's taking a bit to finish out all the art I'm planning to release for this event. I'm working on 8 pieces in total while writing a new hybrid story for after Dangerous Game ends. You guys are going to love it! HOWEVER: I start a new job next week (yay!) So, it's going to take longer than expected (not yay). In the meantime, I have the next few days free so I thought, why not toss folks some crumbs? Check it out...

For this event, it's simple, I'm going to give you a 500-800 word max drabble (Because me and longer writing events don't work out. OOPS!) Sounds good, right? It'll be a nice little something, something.

Send me an Ask with the following information!

1. Your character from the list below (Limit 1):

Bertholdt Hoover

Floch Forester

Marco Bodt

Eren Yeager

Reiner Braun

Jean Kirstein

Porco Galliard

Marcel Galliard

Armin Arlert

Colt Grice

BONUS: Yuji Itadori and Ryomen Sukuna from JJK!

Side note: Q:Juju you don't have my favorite on here. Can you please write *insert whoever*? A: No, and please don't take it personally. These are characters I have more emotional investment in. Writing for others won't bring me joy and the content will be half-assed. Just being real.

2. Your hybrid type(Limit 1):

Dragon

Gryphon

Naga/ Laima (Snake people)

Wereboar

Merman

Wulvar (like a werewolf but keeps accents of wolf self in humanoid form like ears, tail, claws etc)

Centaur

Dog Boy (provide the breed of the dog too if you have one in mind)

Kitsune

Yeti

Kraken

Sahuagin (Think kinda like Pixar's Luca!)

3. Add some extra important stuff:

Your preferred pronouns.

The name you wish to be called.

Whether you want NSFW or SFW

A particular scenario you might want to happen (example maybe cuddly fluff stuff or jealousy over contact with another hybrid or person)

Kinks if NSFW

Some other random shit you might to include.

Shoot me a DM if you have questions!

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rumisgf · 2 months

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backshots with eren are absolutely lethal. like, just imagine.

your head is completely buried into the pillow. eren has your back arched real good for him, one hand on your back to keep it that way. you huff out a moan which each of his thrusts, your slick painting his cock and slowly dripping down your thighs as he’s working your third orgasm. you lean yourself forward in an attempt to give yourself mercy, only for him pull you back all the way on his dick. any time you raise a hand to push him back or brace yourself, he slams it back down and tightens his grip on you. it’s all so dirty.

“fuck ren- i can’t- fuckkk…”

“uh uh, stop running. take this dick.”

he takes a hand and slaps your ass, adding to his collection of red/dark purple marks he’s created. you can barely hold yourself up and as bad as you wanna tap out, he just feels so good.

“s-so good…’s too much.”

and he wouldn’t stop anyway, the lewd sounds of your cunt squelching with every thrust and the view of your ass moving back against him is sending him to heaven. not only that, he knows you love this almost as much as he does.

“throw that ass back. yeah, just like that. my good little girl.”

no matter how rough he was you did what you were told and you took him so well, you really are such a good girl for him. your ass was slamming against him as you took every inch of him, you slurring your words and moaning out for him like a prayer.

“s-so wet..y’ make me so wet..”

and oh, he knows. no matter how much you joke around or are too embarrassed to admit it, eren goes to sleep at night knowing no one could ever have you screaming like this, only he knows how to have you soaked in a matter of seconds.

#aot smut #aot x black reader #aot #aot x reader #eren yeager #eren yeager x reader #eren yeager x black reader #eren jeager x reader #eren jaeger #eren jeager #eren smut #mikasa ackerman #connie springer #jean kirstein #armin arlert

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mayariviolet · 2 months

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AOT Men That Are Hozier-coded.

ft. Armin and Jean.

summary: Horny and pathetic. ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO YOU.

cw: slightly suggestive themes under the cut. religious guilt, specifically Catholic or Christian beliefs… obviously (y’all know me atp).

a/n: Someone who can write smut comfortably please write an armin x reader OR jean x reader fic to the tune of:

‘Take me to Church’ and ‘It Will Come Back,’ by Mr. Andrew Hozier Byrne. PLEASE

THEY ARE SO HOZIER CODED! I’m just rambling rn because I think I’m ovulating falling in love with them again. Maybe I will turn this into a series where I associate artists with certain characters… I don’t know.

✧˖°.. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ ✧˖°. ✧˖°.. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ ✧˖°. ✧˖°.. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ ✧˖

“My church offers no absolutes

She tells me, "Worship in the bedroom"

The only Heaven I'll be sent to

Is when I'm alone with you

I was born sick, but I love it

Command me to be well.”

LIKE TELL ME THATS NOT ARMIN… HE WOULD SO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT WANTING SOMEONE SO BADLY THAT ITS BORDERLINE SINFUL. BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY HE WOULDN’T CARE!

HE WANTS TO BE RALLIED AND HELD TO A HIGH STANDARD OR JUDGED BY SOMEONE HE REVERES, BC HE WANTS TO BE CHALLENGED. LORD HAVE MERCY. HE WOULD BE THE KIND OF DUDE TO HAVE IMPROMPTU RELATIONS IN A CONFESSIONAL. SURE HE WOULD FEEL GUILTY, BUT IT WOULD BE SO GOOD IN THE MOMENT! HE WOULD PROBABLY THINK HE FOUND SALVATION WITH YOU UNDERNEATH HIM. Impromptu, ‘Wrong use of a rosary.’

He probably sang in the choir or played the piano and just decided to drag you to church one day. Not in a:

‘I’m going to convert you’-way.

More like,

‘Look at this thing I’m proud of!’-way.

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“Don't let it in with no intention to keep it

Jesus Christ, don't be kind to it

Honey, don't feed it, it will come back.”

THIS IS SO JEAN BC THIS BOY IS A MUNCH!!!

I AM TIRED OF PRETENDING HE ISN’T.

He is so pathetic in a way that is just so satisfying for both of you. THIS MAN LOVES YOU IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORLD AND IS SO ANNOYING ABOUT IT. ESPECIALLY AT THE END OF THE SONG WHEN HOZIER SAID

“Don’t you hear me howling babe?”

HE IS CALLING FOR YOU! AGHHH!

If ever he got in a fwb type of situation I feel like Jean would jokingly say,

“Don’t fall in love with me.” and you’d be like, “Okay? I wasn’t planning to…”

BUT THEN HE WOULD BE ALL POUTY AND TAKE IT ALL BACK WITH SOMETHING LIKE,

“Wait no I lied please fall in love with me-”

So when you do finally fall in love it’s kind of a:

“Last chance to back out because once we do this with emotion, there’s no turning back.”

MORE OF A WARNING FOR YOU BECAUSE HE LOVES SO DEEPLY.

Jean would not be one to go to Church because he doesn’t believe in God or a higher power. He’s open to discussing it, though, especially if you are. But if he could choose to worship something or dedicate his life to it would be YOU.

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(Me after writing this…)

a/n: I have no idea why I’m so feral lately. Nor, why I keep writing head canons at like three am… I’m gonna finish editing the first chapter of my Geto fic tomorrow. Hopefully upload it by Saturday!

I should also clarify that I was literally raised Catholic.

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