#calgon take me away

[brothersinablackcar]

Old doodle for the old LJ kink meme, back when dinosaurs roamed the old earth, iirc? A moment of tenderness and bubbles. Don't ask me where they got a claw-footed tub. At a B'nB after "antiquing"? Sure, let's go with that...

#my artifacts #dean winchester #sam winchester #calgon take me away #little hurt/big comfort #caregiver!dean #what i wouldn't give for an old claw-foot tub #hurt!sam #weirdcest

[navybrat817]

Today was the most Monday Monday of Mondays.

Why wasn't my Monday more like this?

#navybrat rambles #case of the mondays #work work work #i got bills to pay #i got mouths to feed #this has been the longest year #it's february #mickey henry #calgon take me away #are you reading my tags? #go drink some water #stay hydrated my friends

[ashtag6887]

My son just told me:

"You know, ma, if the multiverse theory is correct, then that means there is actually a universe out there where you married Elvis Presley."

In other words, if anyone needs me for the rest of the day, I'll be laying in my bed trying to disassociate myself thru my imagination into this theoretical alternate universe. 👋🏻

#elvis presley #elvis #elvis aaron presley #elvisaaronpresley #elvis presley fandom #elvis fandom #calgon take me away

[bebe-benzenheimer]

The TikTok-ification of language and proliferation of censorship on social media that has made it impossible to properly discuss dark subject matters that affect people in the real world has now bled out to professional dark romance authors whose JOB is to talk about these subject matters in a safe context for people to process and honestly should be the first people against this kind of watering down. DOUBLEPLUSUNGOOD DOUBLEPLUSUNGOOD

#booklr #dark romance #censorship #anti censorship #calgon take me away

[ineedaplacetostay]

If I had a nickel for every ‘this should be a one-scene fic’ that turned into a multi-chapter fic…I’d have two nickels, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.

(The bodyswap au fic will be more than 4k long. I’m still in chapter one)

#ineedaplacetotalk #calgon take me away

[felixs-voice-makes-me-wanna]

🫠🥲

#calgon take me away #that LAP #THEM THIGHS #GOD DAMN #minho ho ho ho my god #lee know #lee minho #stray kids #skz talk #young people selfie

[lee-pace-yourself]

I just fucking can't......o.m.g.

#lee fucking pace #lee pace #leeepfrog #that hair #those eyebrows #those blue eyes #that smile #that scruff #calgon take me away #long haired guys #brother day #foundation #thranduil #the hobbit #thrandy #tall dark and handsome #just fuck #getty images #paris #Schiaparelli House

[haikuku]

Haikuku, no. 368

The one thing in life that I never wanted to become is my mom.

--haikuku

#haiku #haikuku #haiku on tumblr #feelings #emotions #emotional health #haiku poem #haiku poetry #mother #mom problems #resentment #frustrated #calgon take me away #i can't take it anymore #i want my life back #mentally drained

[fireyglittercroissantwich]

I wish I were a Janet because I'd give anything to be able to disappear into my endless void for a while.

#i cant with today anymore #calgon take me away #becase i am done #i dont want to exist anymore

[navybrat817]

I have 3 meetings today. Someone save me. Please.

#navybrat rambles #i don't really wanna do the work today #work work work #i got bills to pay #i got mouths to feed #can a fictional man come along and save me? #calgon take me away #adulting is a scam #are you reading my tags? #go drink some water #stay hydrated my friends

[alphabravohotel]

Mood.

#I hate scheduling meetings with a bunch of important people #can i start drinking now? #it's 5:00 somewhere #Edge take me away #Or Calgon...I'd settle for Calgon at this point #the edge #rampaging edgelets #beautiful edge

[yousaythatsooften]

Blocking the over (or under-) sexed horny idiots...

Being in the mood now is impossible

You're not considering the smell, you creeps, there's zombies...remember what those are?

Oh yeah I forgot...it's still trending...repeatedly telling the world you're dead inside

Keep the hell downwind with yer stinky soap operas

I might be of the Igor line but I can't help put you fools back together

That brainrot spread too quickly and I can't sew together cobweb skins

#sulfuric acid #take me away #hahaha like the old Calgon commercial

[jacquelinemoleski]

Book Review - Hook, Line, and Sinker

Book Review – Hook, Line, and Sinker

Title: Hook, Line and SinkerSeries: Bellinger Sisters (Book 2)Author: Tessa BaileyDate Reviewed on GoodReads: 7/11/2022 **Spoiler alert – this review contains spoilers for Hook, Line, and Sinker. Also, this review is a little more negative than most of the reviews I write** This book is the second in a series but that wasn’t much of a problem when reading it. I also liked the heroine, Hannah, a…

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[sarahtorribio-blog]

Random musing: Careful what you wish for

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#calgon #random musing #take me away

[haikuku]

Haikuku, no. 366

Urine. Cats. Fleas. Flies. My mom. At the end of my Rope with all these things.

--haikuku

#haiku #haikuku #haiku on tumblr #feelings #emotions #fml #frustrated #calgon take me away #depression #seriously fuck this #i just can't even #stressed the fuck out

[tdciago]

Fargo: Calgon, Take Me Away!

It all becomes clear now. Roy disposes of dead bodies by dumping them in the well under the windmill (which is used to pump well water).

Quicklime (calcium oxide) is then poured on the bodies to minimize the odor and decompose them faster.

Calgon is a portmanteau derived from the phrase "calcium gone."

When Dot is taken to the psychiatric unit, she says all she needs is a bath, and Calgon, take me away!

In other words, "Calcium oxide, take away my remains while I lie in 'moist repose.'"

This explains all the bath references; Dot getting in hot water and being plunged back into a life she thought she left behind; the pirate stuff, because LIMEs prevent scurvy; Wink's gimlet lime; the woman named Shea WELLS on "The Jason Show"; and so on.

Dot is representing Jean Lundegaard from "Fargo" the movie. Jean's kidnapping was re-created this season, but flipped on its head. Dot fights back and survives instead of being killed. Jean's portrait was on the wall at Camp Utopia. Dot is "back from the dead" in the sense that she has resurrected Jean to give her a different outcome.

#fargo #fargo fx #fargo season 5 #fargo spoilers #dot lyon #jean lundegaard #Calgon