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A Vulcan named Stork works at the Terran adoption agency. Parents always request that he be the one to deliver their child to them.
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I found it on Facebook and I thought it's unfuckingbelieveble
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what do you mean “what’s wrong with him”? he’s mentally ill. he’s catholic. he’s even gay
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ineedaplacetostay · 7 hours
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The “oh I could definitely write this fanfic in under 5000 words and it really wouldn’t take me that long” voice in your head is actually the devil speaking
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ineedaplacetostay · 7 hours
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It came to my attention that some of y'all were revolted by my ketchup lava lamp. Perhaps the ranch lava lamp is more suited to your palette?
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Happy cat day!
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ineedaplacetostay · 10 hours
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My friend sometimes brings her six-year-old to our DnD sessions and my husband (the DM) lets her roll for all enemy attacks and sometimes he will show her a few figures and let her secretly pick what creature we meet next. Who needs encounter tables when you have a first-grader around
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ineedaplacetostay · 15 hours
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ineedaplacetostay · 18 hours
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Happy Mob day please appreciate him
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ineedaplacetostay · 18 hours
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when i was a kid we only had windows 95 and we had to sharpen the points of our mouse cursors with pocket knives to make them precise enough to click things reliably
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ineedaplacetostay · 19 hours
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My brain absolutely deleted this conversation from my memory, but that is an interesting history! I understand why my people (affectionate and derogatory) keep going back to this idea. It shouldn’t happen! But I get it.
Re: benefit of the doubt, I’m just going to go off of what he said, and calling himself ‘an Israelite’ and thinking Deuteronomy is about Black people are the last things he’s publicly discussed.
I fully believe people can change. But I also believe in taking people at their word when their behavior doesn’t show otherwise.
Unfortunately, that poster was in my notes accusing me and anyone watching the Kendrick-Drake situation of having been “played” for caring about it. So I think the idea was supposed to be an accusation of a planned distraction
Oh, we're doing the Superbowl thing again? do antisemites ever come up with something new?
Also I would love to see them @ Kendrick Lamar with that hot take. I want them to tell Kendrick Lamar that exploitation of Black artists and human trafficking among the rich and famous aren't important issues. I want to see him drop a diss that just kills them.
As an aside, their whole attitude also seems extremely..... dismissive and elitist? KL's new tracks are, on a technical level, once-in-a-generation type masterworks. But they don't matter because it's 'just' rap?
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ineedaplacetostay · 20 hours
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Mobility assistance
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