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I lied I'm spitting out another one
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Heyo! (Zoro, Sanji, Law, crocodile, doflamingo) Their reaction to their s/o wearing revealing clothes in public? 👀🙏
Hii i like this one. This will be headcannons and ill write a story to go with these sometime soon. And apologies this probably sucks im having writers block again 🫠
Zoro
It was hot outside, so a girls gotta show a little skin. You decided to wear shorts that just barely covered your ass. You also had a croptop on. It was a perfect time to wear this right? Wrong.
Zoro would be so pissed off that he pretends he doesn’t see it. However when he saw others looking at you, he began to cover you with his own body, but discreetly. He trusts you but he doesnt like other people looking at his woman.
Now if someone approaches you, hell just say, “oh yeah? Well too bad shes not your girlfriend.” Or something of the sorts.
Maybe later zoro will admit he wants to get rid of onlookers.
And you know how much it takes zoro to admit something like that.. 😭
Sanji
Oh Sanji loves revealing clothes. He’s melting because he gets to see your skin. However, he starts to realize he’s not the only one looking at you.
This man will literally give people the meanest look in the face and automatically think that if they’re looking at you, they’re looking for a fight.
Sanji will take off his jacket and put it around you.
“I don’t like other people staring at my girl.” - he says lighting a cigarette. If he starts to get possessive, hell share a little touch or glance that shows your all his. But he still treats you like a lady, maybe even more now that he really cant peel his eyes from you.
Youll get many compliments from sanji because hes a hopeless romantic.
However if someone else does it hell get defensive instantly, verbally but not afraid to get physical.. someone help this man.
Law
Law is chill and laid back about it. He will sit back and observe everything. Hes keeping his thoughts to himself as for right now.
However, this doesnt mean law isn’t protective. Its just his aura, no one will dare approach you.
He will glare at anyone who looks at his woman in a inappropriate manner, making the message clear.
Crocodile
Idek why you came out of the house in this. Hes glaring at everyone he catches looking. You didn’t notice but he starts glaring at you.
He will stand close to you so people know your his.
Hes mostly mad at the attention your getting from people that aren’t him
Doflamingo
Doflamingo would kill anyone who looks at you. But lets not go there today.
He would just casually watch everyone either jealous of you or fawn over you. Then you’d start to hear grunting behind you.
When you turn around to see his face, doflamingo had veins BUSTING I MEAN BUSTING BULDGING through his forehead. This man looks constipated.
“I see you’ve made yourself known.”
Hell threaten people who look at you in a bad way.
Hell also so something extremely romantic in public to make others jealous.
Guyssss wait until i have time to write for stuff we barely see like gear5, opla, and more 😭🙏🏾
#one piece#black reader#one piece x reader#sir crocodile#trafalgar law#one piece doflamingo#op zoro#one piece smut#trafalgar one piece#one piece sanji#one piece crocodile#ooc#its 2 in the morning#go to bed#one piece strawhats#op law#trafalgar op#op doflamingo#op sanji#op#opla#asks open#zoro imagine#sanji imagine#im struggling#writers block#traffy#trafalgar d law x reader#doflamingo x y/n#doflamingo x you
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the ninja and their various traumas: a headcanon(?)
jk some of these are def canon
kai!
shouldered far too many responsibilities after the disappearance of his parents
from this stemmed a Phat Ego & deeply ingrained need to prove himself…
…and fiercely protect everything & everyone he cares about because he trusts precious few people and as a child he felt like everything could fall apart at any second
is constantly fighting against impulses that would drag him into darkness if he followed them
nya!
permanently rooted fear that she’s an inconvenience AKA fear of abandonment
mad social anxiety bc homegirl was not in school like she should’ve been
anger issues bc childhood was so unstable & she finds anger easier to comprehend than fear
fear of failure bc what if she looks stupid and what if she’s in her brother’s shadow forever and what if she’s not good enough (see: fear of abandonment)
died one time and no one remembers but her and jay
jay!
anxiety in every shape and size and color
insecurity that he’s “too much” from years of being called loud & annoying by peers
history of investing too much of himself into things and people/hyperfixating bc he only knows how to love & feel with every cell in his body and he’s constantly terrified of overwhelming people
and this doesn’t come in til later but the revelation he was ADOPTED?? he & nya are “fear of abandonment” twins now
watched nya die one time and no one remembers except her
cole!
loss of his mother AKA the softer presence in his life; unrealistic expectations from his dad and constantly facing lou’s disappointment
shitty coping mechanisms. would rather physically over-exert himself than process his feelings. also a stress eater
under a lot of pressure and often behaves too mature for his age bc he’s afraid everything will collapse if he doesn’t hold it together
is competing w kai for mom of the group bc he feels immeasurable responsibility for everyone he cares about
zane!
literally is a robot
and found out he is a robot after years of having LOST HIS MEMORY
always a little nervous he is going to annoy someone/offend someone/further alienate himself (fear! of! abandonment!)
on that note: afraid he will never understand the human experience and will always be lacking in some important quality or ability to connect with others
exploded and was rebuilt and had to regain his memories
lloyd!
actually invented the fear of abandonment.
severe mommy & daddy issues. like “severe” doesn’t even BEGIN to cover it
quite literally grew up too fast
keeps finding out his lineage contains more weird mystical components and is fighting off identity crises with a broken broom
was possessed
and that’s just the tip of the iceberg, feel free to add to it. there’s also PTSD across the board & various deaths/near-deaths & FSM knows what else.
#its 2 in the morning#i was bored#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago jay#ninjago zane#ninjago cole#ninjago lloyd#ninjago kai#ninjago nya#hc#headcanon#trauma
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Merry X-mas!!!
idk when that happened
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Whenever people find my blog they kind of assume I'm doing OC x Canon art because I wanna kiss my favorite characters when in reality I insert myself into my favorite characters so I can kiss my OC
#its 2 in the morning#can you tell im insane#Vasya rambles#call of duty#call of duty modern warfare#oc x canon#cod oc
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Can i request Hannibal with a child reader that is super geeky, really dorky. they know a lot of trivia and will randomly drop in facts that nobody asked for like:
“Hey did you know that house flys hymn in the key of F?”
"I mean this saying kinda lost its meaning because (explains) but go on."
They also got big ass glasses too because why not, let’s feed the stereotype :)
I have no idea what that means 😍
NBC Hannibal with a geeky dorky trivia knowledged child! Reader
He finds you so adorable. You reply on him alot probably.
Like whenever you get nervous or shy around someone and get so awkward and just proceeds to run and hold his legs/torso from behind him and on the outside he looks calm but on the inside he's clutching his heart and trying to stop himself from falling down onto his knees.
He loves you but wouldn't know how to feel if you told him random disturbing facts like.
"Dad?"
"Yes Y/N?" He smiles at you.
"Did you that there's a diseases which makes you unable to fall asleep ever and there's no way to cure it and not even sleeping pills would work and the only way to get rid of it is by either by ending yourself or wait for your brain and body to die from exhaustion and it's caused by extreme high levels of stress and anxiety?"
"..." He takes a moment to proceed what you just said to him.
"Um.. No.."
"Oh! And did you also know there's an infection that makes male flys want to mate every hour of the day and they do it so much to the point their schlong falls o-"
"Okay that's enough." His smile falters completely as he sighs at how and where tf did you learn this.
Also would support in whatever your hobbies are Or activities you do.
He also adores your big ass glasses, thinks they look adorable on you. May or may not sometimes compare you to the 🤓 emoji
Protective AF. Oh some people were bullying you and you told Hannibal about it? And now they're reported missing? Don't worry, it's just a coincidence! But i do wonder where father got so much beef.. Well it is beef after all.
Will buy you anything you want, be it books, clothes, new glasses.. Whatever you want you got it! How could he say no to your adorable face?
100/10 ‼️
#hannibal x you#hannibal x reader#nbc hannibal x reader#nbc hannibal#hannibal#x you#slasher x you#slasher x reader#x child reader#child!reader#child reader#platonic#flufftober2022#x you fluff#its 2 in the morning
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#windwaker#wind waker#link#zelda#legend of zelda#legend of zelda wind waker#loz ww#loz wind waker#zelda memes#loz memes#toon link#ww link#its 2 in the morning
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the best books are the ones that keep you up till 2 am cause you just cant put them down untill you finish them and then when you do they leave you crying screaming throwing up on the floor untill sunrise.
#if we were villains#i feel sick#THE ENDING???#the writing?? the emotion???#YHE CHARACTERS?????#SHAKESPEARE???#just everything honestly#its 2 in the morning#i cant do this anymore#m l rio#oliver marks#james farrow#meredith dardenne#richard stirling#wren stirling#filippa kosta#alexander vass#shakespeare#iwwv#iwwv spoilers#chaotic academia#dark academia#books#dark academia books#dark academia vibes#oliver marks and james farrow#exeunt omnes#booktok#bookblr#bookstagram
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Sun Wukong + Six-Eared Macaque Headcanons [LMK] (by bard-of-beasts)
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Authors Note: These are headcanons that I just randomly come up with, so if there's any notable warnings, I will list them below!
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TW/CW's + general warnings: Alcohol/Alcoholism, suggestive themes/sexual content (I'm so sorry.. not), smut?, nsfw?
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𝚂𝚞𝚗 𝚆𝚞𝚔𝚘𝚗𝚐:
He smells of the most flavorful peaches, ginger, and honey. Not very strong though, if anyone were to maybe hug him they would definitely tell that scent was on him.
This guy loves to cuddle, especially if it's during the winter season.
He enjoys many cuddling positions, but he likes sweetheart's cradle most.
When being affectionate to those close to him, he will wrap his tail around them — their arm, torso, or even waist if close enough. It gets a bit tight too, he’s just so happy to see them!
Has sharp canines and incisors, considering he’s a monkey, so much more of an animal. Pretty self explanatory.
Will laugh at anything and any joke, funny or not. Will start hyperventilating and tearing up too.
LIGHTWEIGHT DRINKER. Hiccuping and giggling while he can barely form a sentence after a couple drinks.
Has a pretty good sleeping schedule, getting to bed at around 10PM, getting up at around 7AM to get ready for the day.
For innocent pet names, he enjoys hearing "honey" and "love".
For more.. spicier pet names, he loves hearing "master" and/or "boy toy".
SWTICH. DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN MYSELF?
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𝚂𝚒𝚡-𝙴𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝙼𝚊𝚌𝚊𝚚𝚞𝚎:
He smells of musk, sage, and mahogany. A bit of a stronger scent than Wukong's, as you can pick up on it when sitting next to him. It's the kind of scent that's intoxicating.
Not super big into cuddling, but if he's super feeling up to it he will.
After warming up to the cuddling, he enjoys the shingles position.
As someone who isn't very affectionate, he never initiates a hug, but when someone else does, he stands there stunned before patting their back awkwardly.
Has much sharper canines and incisors than Wukong's, making hickeys much easier to spot, and a bit more painful -- but that's the joy of it all.
Doesn't really laugh at jokes, often softly chuckling with a faint smirk. The only time he really laughs, it's sadistic and it's when he's made someone seem like the biggest fool.
More on the heavyweight drinker side, but when he's drunk, he's a casanova and reckless. Also a bit more irritable.
Not a very good sleep schedule, at times staying up all night or going to bed at 12AM-1AM. Who even knows how many hours of sleep he gets?
He doesn't really admit it, but for more innocent pet names, he likes being called "bad boy" and "trouble maker".
For more.. spicer names, he loves "master", and that's what he likes to hear most.
TOP. Absolute top this guy is, and he's relentless, not very romantic. Also into some more rough stuff.
#lego monkey kid#lmk#lego monkey kid sun wukong#lego monkey kid macaque#headcanons#lmk headcanon#tw smut?#hornyposting#i suppose#looks away#autistic things#its 2 in the morning
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logging off before i loose all my self control. in porrim homestuck’s dms like please pleade please please
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spanish domination (i'd let those spaniards dominate me)
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howdy there!
i couldn't sleep so i made a really quick and blurry gordon sketch.
turns out i also need to figure out the hev suit... id like to have a word with whoever designed this i Just Want To Talk!
anyways. he says hi
#hlvrai#hlvrai gordon#sketch#its 2 in the morning#someone help me !! pleas!!!!!!#i do not think straight at these hours !!!!!!!#hlvrai gordon freeman#i will not be referring to him as feetman it is the worstvpossible name ever!
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race: I put the sexy in dyslexic, bitch
race: wait shit
#racetrack higgins#lol help#im losing my mind#its 2 in the morning#in my canon race is dyslexic and davey helps him through it#big shitpost honestly
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SO YOUR TELLING ME THAT LILY EVANS GAVE UP HER LAST NAME?!
NO. There are a lot of canon things I do not accept but this like the most inexplicable thing ever.
1- yes yes yes she loved James and James would have loved to call her potter. BUT GUYS. Lily is SO stubborn. Like y’all- this girl legit wouldn’t give James a second glance for years bc he was a prick denied her own feelings for probably another year and like common on y’all- we all know that in lily’s long list of best qualities of her stubbornness and bad assary.
2- there’s was a whole fucking war going on about muggleborns and halfbloods. Yes this was scary. Yes they were terrified but if all that wasn’t an incentive for stubborn ass Lily to give her last name to her child, and the fact that she was proud of her heritage with this whole war going on she definitely would have loved to throw a huge fuck you to the wizarding world.
3- SHE WOULD HAVE IMMEDIATELY SUGGESTED A HYPHED NAME LIKE GUYS
EVANS-POTTER AND JAMES WOULD HAVE SAID YES BC HES A LOVE SICK FOOL.
4- I refuse to believe that she wouldn’t have wanted her spawn to have her last name just to throw in her sister face. Specially since said spawn became famous.
#Y’all lily fucking Evans-Potter for the win#How is this not a hc#like I’ve thought this for years#but like excuse me#its 2 in the morning#and i am tired#I probably repeated my self a lot in this#but still#LILY EVANS-POTTER GUYS#lily evans#marauders#remus lupin#wizarding world#harry potter fandom#hogwarts#james potter#marauders era#marauders headcanon#peter pettigrew#sirius black
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2 am where I live and I had to make a crackpost of Waylon asking Leland for a cigarette. 😑
#eddie gluskin#waylon park#leland coyle#outlast#outlast trials#outlast meme#outlast whistleblower#my fanart#fanart#crack post#its 2 in the morning#I need help#😭#weddie#Eddie dosent support smoking!#well actually he can...#but not his darling wife!#✨That's much to vulgar✨#tbh leland dosent care
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