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fail opinion: i just cant like jake. i know the alpha kids are supposed to be varying levels of insufferable in a teenagery way but theres something abt him that makes my brain bluescreen. maybe bc i know a 'jake type' irl but that shit made my brain hurt

#SORRY JAKE NATION FOR I HAVE SINNED #d talks

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#not ship i just think roxy would be the kisserrrrrr #hs.dirk #hs.roxy #d draws

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THANK YOU!!!!!!!

computer show me images of jane and dirk hanging out. please. what if i ask nicely.hey computer.

#he fucking wishes #dave sun #d talks #they're out having a ball

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my beloved mutual in christ i have a question for you. if dirk built a body for hal, do you think dirk would make him the same height or taller (or shorter?? idk)

hm. i think he'd make a 1 for 1 replica...? like for artistic integrity purposes. bro does not fuck around with The Vision.

however AFTER, hal would def tinker on himself to be taller than him though :]

#d talks #ask

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computer show me images of jane and dirk hanging out. please. what if i ask nicely.hey computer.

#d talks #you jjust gotta make your own shit huh 🏀🏀🏀🏀

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friend's reading murderstuck. "nepeta is so cute i heart her" ... okay.

#d talks

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DIE 325

duddeee vriskaa staahhhhpppp >///<

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dirk and roxy are absolutely in awe of grocery stores and will spend hours in them like they're at the mall. they would spend so much money getting random shit. the food combos they would make would be fucking crazy. roxy tries to get dirk to chicken out with weirder and weirder combos but he just keeps going. he obvs ends up barfing in the bathroom but they're having fun

#d talks #dave avoids the freezer at either of their places because hes scared of what 'recipes' he'll find in there

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god. dirk would enjoy dessert salads you're right. get this dude a bowl of ambrosia salad stat (<-- my grandma used to put vinegar in that shit true story)

VINEGAR. okok. well if it tastes good then. that is okay peace on earth

i wholeheartedly believe dirk would at finish whatever's put in front of him no matter if he knows he'll get sick or not. if he likes it he'll get another plate. if he doesnt like it he'll critique it (complain) the entire time. he would absolutely fuck w an ambrosia salad

#d talks #ask

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Shitposts. [1, 2]. Fankid doodle under the cut.

#HAL #i love ur fan kids omg TRANS THEIR GENDER!1!

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bye

omg i love little hal

i swear someone made the exact same joke actually

#d talks

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omg i love little hal

i swear someone made the exact same joke actually

#d talks

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jake would eat jello salads

i lived my life perfectly fine without knowing what that was.

#dirk's the neon processed foods eater #d draws #ask #hs.dirk #hs.jake

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#dave #dirk #what ever

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i saw someone say "damara sexually harasses people, mituna says slurs, and meenah dated a 16 year old so all the alpha trolls are equally bad people" to defend their conkri nextgen fluff au. hell world hell planet hell forever.

Does intent mean nothing to people? Framing? Nuance?

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i love homestuck because its the only series i can think of where a character can fall into boiling lava and have the fandom still go are we REALLY sure he’s dead????