#it's ridiculous I know but fuck

[garrettwrites]

When someone tells you they don't like hugs, that's not an invitation for you to "cure them". It is not a "you" thing, although sometimes it might be. You thinking "they have to get used to it" because "your hugs are different" and "that's how you show love" is not a valid argument. Hugging them out of the blue as a goodbye is not cool either. Fuck off.

#ok to rb in case someone is in the same boat but thinks the post is too personal #this friend of mine... #pretends he's great but can't respect one basic thing #he's lucky I have grown to control my emotions and not lash out #i hate it #don't hug me or touch me end of line #i am honest to god feeling sick #this dude and I have history where I borderline felt incapable of saying no and had sex with him #afterwards I told him how I felt #yet he still pulls this shit #hugs make me sick to my stomach I don't even hug my family #and I really don't wanna hug a man who pretty much made me hate sex (for myself) as a whole #i feel disgusting rn #twice he hugged me and got mad when I refused to hug him again #even after I already told him I hated it #then asks if I'm scared of him because of that like you piece of shit I wanna rip my skin out where you touched it #I may pretend to everyone that I'm a strong confident man but good lord #sometimes I wish I had an over protective boyfriend so he could kick him in the teeth over this shit #it's ridiculous I know but fuck #apologies if you read all these tags but I over drank after this and none of my friends are awake and I needed to vent #garrett.text

[welivefast-dieyoung]

Some of y'all trying to encourage empathy for these unethically wealthy people, who agreed to be bolted in to a metal tube, that was unapproved, unsafe and was controlled by a fucking off brand playstation controller from 2011 just for a cute lil death tourism trip is why we as a society will never be free.

They went to a part of the ocean that is so deep, more people have been to space than that far down. With a man who said safety shouldn't be a concern. Oceangate literally fired someone for saying that the window wasn't going to be able to withstand those depths. They'd lost another vessel before for 5 hours. Like plllsss the self preservation left the room. This whole situation is absurd.

Even this man's own stepson doesn't give a FUCK and you want me to? Nuh uh you have the wrong one I'm afraid😭😭

#scribblesbyc #titanic #the way I was hooting and hollering as soon as I saw what they paid a quarter of a million to get stuck inside😭😭😭 #this entire situation is fucking ridiculous so imma laugh #oceangate #yeah i know its a Logitech controller but its still an off brand playstation controller hence why i called it that 😭 dw guys 😂 #sometimes a girl likes to add a bit of pizzazz when I'm on a rant pls don't come for me 😭

[the-kipsabian]

saw a take so fucking rancid on twitter i almost deleted the entire app from my phone jesus fucking christ

first of all ao3 is an archive site. this is like going to the library and saying "oh i dont like this" on every piece of media you find that you dislike and thinking they should be stamped with some sort of a marker just cause you didnt like it

you can always click back and leave. fic writers owe you nothing to explain themselves and their creations. if they have mistagged or miscategorized fics, then i understand, however there are report tools for that instead of yelling at the artist tbh

im not saying free works arent necessarily above criticism. but this is just. fucking wild. its common courtesy to just enjoy stuff (or fucking leave if you dont, the back button is free) and if the artist specifically asks for critiques, then give one - constructive that is, shitting all over someones work is not proper criticism, mind you

i just find it fucking wild people are treating art and archive sites as social media these days like this and everything needs to be policed and ~catered to the algorithm~ like. no. ao3 doesnt have an algorithm. you should be able to fucking tell what you like and what you dont like and steer away from that kind of content and let people fucking be with their art. they dont owe you anything (except trigger warnings i'd argue, but i know some people disagree with that as well for some reason), and imagine how much more energy you'd have if you only engaged with things you liked and spent time looking at instead of going to places where you dont enjoy yourself. let alone spending time telling other people you dont enjoy what they enjoy. what a fucking life

#like what the fuck #where is the common courtesy of fandoms these days im just fucking asking. its ridiculous #the back button is free. shutting your fucking mouth is free. constructive criticism when people ask for it is nice but only then #these are fucking basic level fandom engagement things #am i old or are people just this fucking awful now that these guidelines dont exist anymore #im just. ough #sorry i had to get this out. idk as someone who has never left unsolicited advice for anyone and never gotten it back it just #it fucking grinds me that people are like this now. like fucking wow #ive been here for almost two decades soon and i still know how to behave. yall better fucking learn #im gonna go back to video game sorry i really needed to yell for a hot fucking second #if you choose to reblog this dont fucking clown on it okay. god #night is an absolute mess on main

[jeeaark]

So. Uh. It's not that Greygold didn't trust Shadowheart not to go stabby-stab (I didn't), Greygold is still new to friendship and just thought that intensely intervening in each other's life choices was what friends were suppose to do.

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #shadowheart #wyll ravengard #greygold #bg3 fanart #bg3 comic #y'all I just need you to know I drew all these ridiculous comics before patch 5 and I am feeling VALIDATED #I'm just trying to make them look PRETTY now but fuck it! #just epilogued and Frickin going feral over this bit you have no idea had to shaaaaaaarrreeee this nooooow #bg3 spoilers

[copias-juicebox]

papas famous fan cam moment

#papa looks ridiculously hot 🔥 #i couldn‘t resist making this #look at his fucking slutty waist #and then his thighs???!! #i know this probably exists already but i had to make one of my own #i had to make this as an endless loop for us all to admire #tobias forge #ghost #ghost band #papa emeritus #ghost sweden #ghesties #copia #the band ghost #myedit #papa emeritus iv #ghost bc #bbg #papa thighs

[nico-di-genova]

“Lance is rude. Lance is a dick.”

Okay well you try being constantly asked by media in a crowded, echoing space if you’re having problems with your confidence after you’ve shown improvement that has been ignored. You try being kind to people only to have the kindness thrown back in your face and vitriol said behind your back. You try facing back handed commentary and snide remarks about your future. Day in and day out, you try having article after article slandering your name being put out simply because people hate that you have money in a sport where that is the norm.

I’d be fed the fuck up too. Lance shouldn’t have to play nice for these people to treat him with the bare minimum respect. He deserves his seat, and I’m sick of it always being questioned if he does.

#truly it is just so fucking ridiculous #I shouldn’t have to point out to people his countless good drives just so they will maybe start to take him seriously #lances talent has never been in quali #that’s just the truth of it #but his race pace and his ability to move up positions rapidly is #I’ve seen him do it countless times #to ask him about his confidence post quali which is not his strong suit on a technically challenging course is bs #Lance sweetie let me know if you want me to rock up to the function with nothing but my hands and some well placed words #lance stroll #formula 1

[hyperfixationstation1]

cheers to the man who sleeps during the end of the world

Grantaire sketch.

Micron 0.2. Derwent HB and 9B

#les mis #les miserables #grantaire #victor hugo #the brick #cant stand his ass btw #like duuuuuuddde shut up #when I first read his description #you know #he was extremely ugly #which is so mean #then I googled him #none of the people that have ever played his ass have been ugly #Victor what the fuck do you mean by ugly #ridiculous #oh it’s meant to show that skepticism is ugly #still mean Victor #still mean #oh uh #les amis #enjolras #les amis de l'abc #yeah #pencil illustration #art

[khaotunq]

i'm your hell, i'm your dream; i'm nothing in between

#only friends the series #ofts #oftsedit #boston #ofts boston #my gifs #my edits #mine: only friends #mine: boston #yes this was the bad idea i had at like 11pm last night and then fucked off to make #idk if i should tag anyone in this it's. ridiculous #but i may do the stupid other edits i've been considering for weeks #such as the mew wannabe edit #but it will look like this because i'm lazy and i have no caps of mew so i'll have to start from scratch #that could develop into very old rocky country song ray edit #but i'm already beyond burnout atm soo o oo o #who knows! #anyway. here's boston and his theme song #bitch by meredith brooks #seriously. i'll hear no argument. #go and remind yourself of the lyrics they're BOSTON #they went with a bizarre 90's aesthetic for the show and so now i'm assigning them all insane 90's songs actually #i've decided that. right now. #don't @ me about the motherfucker one i made myself laugh okkkkk #i wanted to do the entire song but i guess i'll stick to the chorus lmao #ofs boston

[genshin-impact-updates]

Happy Birthday, Alhaitham!

"Ah, look! Is Alhaitham taking a nap?"

"Shh... You're too loud, Paimon."

"Th—That's not true... Paimon was definitely whispering..."

"So, what do we do now? Someone opened the door for us, but who's going to wake him up..."

"Paimon heard it was his birthday today and wanted to stop by and say 'hello.' Why don't we leave him a note?"

"Paimon... Paimon isn't going to be the one to call him! If Paimon wakes him up, he's going to start asking lots of impossible questions!"

#genshin impact #genshin impact updates #official #genshin impact news #official art #birthday art #alhaitham #HE IS SO..... HE'S HE AAAUGHGAHUGHH #happy birthday to the only man who matters to me #i am literally vibrating in real life right now i hope you all know i am fucking ridiculous about him #i need to take a nap with him immediately. i think it would fix me #also is this his house and if so did kaveh let us in...

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

Every time someone refers to dinosaurs as "lizards", when a) dinosaurs are archosaurs, not anywhere closely related to lizards in the slightest (birds, however, ARE a form of dinosaur) and b) lizards are their own uniquely adapted thing that isn't just "generic reptile", I take 260 million points of damage you know, the amount of time its been since dinosaurs and lizards shared a common ancestor

#palaeoblr #dinosaurs #lizards #reptiles #birds #I take similar amounts of damage whenever a prehistoric reptile that's at all generic-tetrapod looking gets described as “lizard like” #do y'all realize how specialized and unique lizards are #they are ridiculous #please stop reducing them like this #and also just stop misunderstanding dinosaurs they're still here and ravens WILL fucking CUT you #stop increasing the number of hate crimes against corvids they're going to wage war on us #am I kidding? I do not know

[essektheylyss]

my friend, watching trw: does Matt do this in critical role??? just thirst trap his players???

me, having flashbacks to Avantika and Essek and the time Jester and Fjord fielded seducing Ludinus and Vess: yes. yes he does.

#critical role #to be fair this is mostly the nein but like. Matt knows what he's fucking doing. he plays so coy but #i did fully get it in my head that jester and fjord had NOT done that in canon but no. they were really that ridiculous. #insane dynamics from the nein frankly

[forestofsprites]

LOVING MUTUALS MONDAY (*not limited to mondays at all)

#this will never negate the ridiculous levels of stress present in our lives. it won't ever come close to the full reality of our existences #i don't want to be selfish in my proclamation of joy that you are alive and here and i get to know you and love you #but i love you all #i hope that june has moments of joy for you. i hope you get to feel how loved you are! #old fucking planet yet here we are being all conscious on tumblr.com #thoughts

[prince-liest]

Do you think you'd ever want to write something about cursed cat alastor? I feel like you could make "al gets turned into a cat lolol" about the metaphysical horror of losing your autonomy and identity or something wild like that.

Also along with being a fantastic character writer, you are also hysterical so it would be equally upsetting as funny I think

I was going to say that my interest in cursed cat Alastor primarily takes the form of looking at art of a hilarious tiny little vibrating ball of malice and unholy intentions, but then I read the rest of the ask and I have to admit, anon, you have me fucking pegged to a T, that is exactly how I'd write that, LMAO.

God. "Character turned into a cat" is such a time-honored fanfic staple for, like, characters who need help and love (and possibly assistance recovering from a giant chest wound) but are fully unwilling to accept it normally, and so get turned into a helpless creature that everyone as a standard accepts as needing to be cared after with a side bonus of "nobody knows it's them so it's a little more okay" and also "they can still lash out and be ornery and it's kind of taken for granted because, well: cat".

It would suit Alastor SO perfectly. The forced, unwilling exchange of control and bodily autonomy for freely provided care would make him SO unwell. Humans anthropomorphize the stress behaviors of cute animals in ways that ignore or infantilize them all the time. I think we should inflict that on Alastor until he fucking snaps. Did you know cats can growl? They don't do it unless they're very upset.

And Lucifer would NEVER get to consume a single cup of coffee before it smashes to smithereens on the kitchen floor as long as Alastor remains a cat.

#ask #personal #Anonymous #god. GOD. fuck you I want to write this now. #this is so ridiculous. it's PERFECT?!??? #I MAKE NO PROMISES BUT IT'S IN MY IDEA DOC NOW THANK YOU ANON #YOU KNOW JUST HOW TO WOO ME #hazbin hotel #my writing #cursed cat alastor

[killerandhealerqueen]

This is just a PSA: do not EVER put any of my fics, unfinished or not, into AI or I will block and report your ass to everyone. You will never read another fanfic ever again.

I am dead fucking serious

#sass rants #this shit is fucking ridiculous #if you want to know what happens next in a story #FUCKING ASK THE AUTHOR #don’t put our shit into ai because it’s basically saying that you don’t care about us and our hard work #you’re lucky i didn’t threaten you with death #but i’ll do that too #put my shit in ai and i’ll fucking kill you #deadass

[toytulini]

who is in charge of all the stupid arbitrary changes to every fucking app and website for no fucking reason have you never heard of "if it aint broke, dont fix it"?

i swear to god every app website service etc is just slamming the randomizer button on features every week and hoping it unlocks a market changing innovation instead of like. waiting to make sure the change is actually innovative before forcing it upon everyone

#toy txt post #im so tired of it #can you please just......maintain it. just keep the service functional #cos quite frankly youve been failing at that. ive avoided the new layout so far but i know its inevitable now theres no updating it ever #again. and also these last like??? 2 yrs have been the buggiest discord has ever been for me. its insane. #like every update the erode the functionality of it a little more and hope i dont notice cos they filled my screen with nitro ads #at a certain point im gonna have to find a new fucking service i guess? #this is getting ridiculous. #discord #enshittification #trust thermocline or whatever #frankly mine is fucking snapped

[deaderapple17]

every time i think of chuuya’s weird ass horse noise in that one episode i hysterically laugh because now that we know he was faking it’s even more insane because that was literally him doing an impression of what he thought a vampire would sound like. why are vampires neighing chuuya where is the decorum

#do we think dazai somehow got a message across the chuuya telling him to make ridiculous ass noises to trick fyodor LMAO #chuuya fr chortled like i don’t even know what to call the noise he made??? #bsd #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #chuuya nakahara #soukoku #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #bungou stray dogs #bungou gay dogs #lgbtq #chuuya x dazai #vampire chuuya #chuuya what the fuck #someone probably pointed this out already sorry i’m not on tik tok #sue me #chapter 113 come fast i need more bsd #soukoku brainrot #bsd skk #skk #teen skk #15 skk #bsdumblr