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#it’s probably closer to the bottom of the top 10? and I do not have that many fics hahaha
marimbles · 7 months
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at the risk of sounding like really entitled….
does anyone else have a fic that is their most popular, but you don’t want it to be, because you don’t think it deserves it, and you have better stuff, and while ofc you are grateful that people like something you wrote, it’s almost annoying that for some reason That one is the most popular. lmao
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luvyeni · 8 months
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hellooo i just wanna request a public lake sex with sungchan because he's vid with anton and wonbin on the lake is always on my fyp and IN MY MIND FOR DAYS damn it was worth it for sungchan living in the gym😩
❛LAKE SIDE❜ (j. sungchan)
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p. jung sungchan x fem!reader w. 0.6k
warnings? public sex, unprotected sex, dirty talk, cumming inside
— 𖦹 ( fucking sungchan in the lake on vacation ) !
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"i want to go in the lake." sungchan looked up from his phone as you made your way into the livingroom in the cabin you guys were staying in, almost choking on his tongue at your attire — short shorts , unbuttoned revealing the top park of your bikini bottoms , and you didn't even bother to put on a top , your bikini top barely covering your bust.
"we went this morning , i told you to get up , you're the one who slept in." shotaro said. "because who gots up at 10 am to go swimming?" you rolled your eyes at your brother. "and who has to go to the lake by themselves." you kissed your teeth. "asshole." you pouted , sungchan quickly spoke up before you turned to go back to your room. "i'll go with you."
"really?" your eyes lit up with excitement. "see out of all my brothers friends , this is why i like you the most." you turned on your feet , skipping back to your room to grab your things , ignoring the gasp from the others in the room.
"you didn't have to do that , she so spoiled already , no one ever says no to her." shotaro said , sunghoon shrugged. "it's fine , i don't mind." eunseok scoffed. "that's because he finds your sister hot." sungchan tossed the pillow at his friends head. "shut up."
eunseok wasn't wrong , he did find you incredibly attractive , he had so since he met you almost 4 years ago — that just wasn't something he didn't want his friend to know. "ew , i don't need to know that." shotaro's face curled up in disgust. "that is none of my business."
you soon returned with your things , sungchan waiting for you at the door. "you ready?" you noodded , sliding your shoes on. "let's go." you guys said your goodbyes , leaving the house.
the lake was a short walk from the house , so you both spent the time talking and joking around. you made your way to the dock sitting your towel down , kicking your shoes off. he tried his best to keep his cock from getting hard as you strip down to your bikini. "you coming in?"
he nodded , coughing awkwardly as he took his shirt off , throwing it down next to your towel. "look who's been in the gym." he blushed as you so nonchalantly eyed his abs up and down. "i-i guess." you chuckled , grabbing his hand. "let's jump in together."
he clutched your hand as you both jumped into the cold lake water , you squealed at the shock. "it's cold!" he laughed , wiping the water from his eyes. "it will get warmer , give it a moment." you nodded , swimming around him , his eyes following closely as you swam on your back.
you were aware he was staring , you always were because he never tried to be discreet , it was so cute. you were so happy when he offered to go with you , and it would just be you too , so no one would bother you. "you know , you stare alot."
his ears where red , you had caught him. "i'm sorry." he said , you probably thought he was a creep now. "don't apologize , i like it." his eyes widened. "you do?" you hummed , swimming closer to him. "of course i do , i wouldn't have been so excited when you agreed to come with me."
"you were excited?" you could hear the confidence in his voice increase. "of course , you're always avoiding me." you pouted , cocking your head to the side. having enough of the teasing , he grabbed your hand , pulling you close , bodies pressing together. "that's because it's hard to resist you." he said. "it's impossible to not get hard around you when you're constantly walking around the house in those short shorts." he whispered against your ear , kissing it. "s-sungchan."
the way you said his name , made him loose all composure , smashing his lips against yours — your hand trailed down his abs , fiddling with the waistband of his swim trunks , the act alone had his cock hardening.
he pulled away , his forehead pressed against yours , heavily as you grabbed his cock in his hand , running your fingers over the tip. "o-oh fuck." he groaned , holding you tighter as you jerked his cock. "you're so big." you squeezed the base. "i want you inside me."
he groaned at your words , he felt like this was a dream. the girl he lusted over for 4 years , was currently jerking him off , the lake water was clear enough for him to get a good look. "sungchan." you whined , "please touch me."
he left little kisses on your neck , moving your bikini top to the side , running his finger over your exposed nipple. "fu-fuck." you squeezed the base once again. "sh-shit baby , if you keep doing that , im gonna cum." he grunted , pinching your nipple. "wanna fuck you first."
you removed your hands from his shorts , he grabbed the back of your thighs , wrapping your legs around his waist , the water resting right below your belly button as he pulled his shorts down enough to free his cock , fucking it against your cunt , you whined. "su-sungchan please fuck me." you whined , he tsked. "so eager baby." he smirked , as he eased you down on his cock. "so-so tight."
he held you by the waist , moving you up and down on his cock. "you don't know -fuck- don't know how long i've been waiting to fuck you." he grunted , "tried my best." you were moaning so loud , you were glad that you were alone , because they definitely would have heard.
"fuck , you don't know how many times i wanted to bend you over your kitchen sink and fuck you everytime you pranced around in those tiny fucking shorts." he fucked up into faster. "then you invite me out here in this tiny ass bikini , it's like you wanted me to fuck you. didn't you?"
"y-yes fuck!" you moaned. "pl-please , m'gonna cum." he could feel you clenching around him , your tight cunt , squeezing him. "fu-fuck me too , im not wearing a condom." he would've brought you some had he known. "don't care , -shit- want you inside." he almost came right then in there.
"sungchan im cumming!" you clenched tightly around him. "that's it , cum for me." he stimulated your nipples furthering your orgasm. "fu-fuck princess im gonna cum -shit- im cumming !" he cursed , his cum painting your insides white. "fu-fuck you're so perfect." he groaned , emptying himself inside you.
he smiled , holding you in his arms, both of you used to water , it felt good against your skin. "what do we tell your brother?" you played with the hair on the back of his neck. "nothing." you said. "nothing?" you hummed. "it's none of his business , we're adults no? i don't ask who he's seeing." you kissed his lips. "i guess so."
"well then he shouldn't ask me who im seeing."
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©️LUVYENI
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chrissfawn · 13 days
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anything for an A+ .
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pairing ;; professor!matt x student!fem!oc
warnings ;; SMUTTTT🤞🤞 , age gap (matt is 27 reader is 22), cursing , making out , oral (m receiving) , p in v , fingering , unprotected sex (pls dont!!) , pet names (princess, sweetheart, etc) , lowercase intended and thats it!
a/n ;; pls bare w me im too shy to write on here but first smut post i hope yall likey!!! this is for my baby kitten whiskers; @mattsluttywaist and @cheetahmadi 🥳🥳 also this looked better in drafts
pink: you
blue: matt
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“remember, no talking during the test.” was what pulled me out of the trance that i was in. i blinked as i noticed that i was staring at my professor for the entire time he talked about the test we were about to take. professor matthew was walking around the class to give everyone the papers.
“if i catch you talking, i will invalidate your test.” i let out a loud sigh as he placed the paper infront of me, remembering me of the last time that i accidentally spoke during an exam and it led me to get a zero. “yes sir.” i picked up my pencil from my pencil case and started to write my name.
a few hours felt like 10 minutes when my professor said that time was up. i looked down at my test for it not to be completed. “fuck.” i mumbled under my breath. my fingers flipped through the pages to see how many questions i had left. many students had started to walk down to the professors desk to turn it in, soon i was the last student in the class.
“ms. stallord, i said time was up.” he spoke, walking up to my desk. i groan and slouch into my chair. “sir, please is it okay if i finish this after school? i cant afford to fail.” i pout as i looked up at him, his arms crossed with his sleeves rolled up. the brunette shook his head, trying to think of something.
“lets do this.” matt said as he grabbed the packet of paper and walked back to his desk, signaling for me to follow him. i swallowed the lump in my throat while walking close enough to him that i could smell his cologne.
i watched him sit down in his desk and taking out what i assumed was the packet with the answers. the classroom remained quiet for a few minutes, the brunette probably grading what i had done. “C-“ he finally spoke up. i roll my eyes and let out a frustrated whine. “seriously??” matt took off his glasses, “its still passing.” he shrugged. i bit my bottom lip and let it bounce back as i thought. “is there anything i can do at all for extra credit?” i asked, tilting my head to the left and taking a seat next to his desk matt let his glasses on top of his head and pressed his fingers against his mouth. “hmmm, not that i know of, i dont think there is sweetheart.” he replied calmly. my heart skipped a beat as he called me sweetheart in such a way. “i would do anything sir. i cant have my mom know i got a C- on this exam.” i was practically begging at this point. “you got that grade because you didn’t finish the test, probably because you were looking at me. that correct?” he asked me, his head tilting to the side with a cocky smirk spread on his lips. i blinked rapidly when i heard what he had said. but to make it worse, he wasn’t lying. i wasn’t even looking, i was staring. “s-sorry what sir?” i muttered quickly. “you really don’t think i notice ms. stallord?” he chuckled a little bit. i stayed quiet, my cheeks a pink hue.
“now that i pointed it out, you stay silent huh?” matthew stated, his eyebrow raised ever so slightly. “no thats not it um.” i spoke quietly. “i don’t really mean to stare its just that uhm. you are very attractive.. sir.” the sentences left my mouth in a sheepish shaky tone. he laughed quietly to my embarrassment. “dont worry about it. i dont mind.” the brunette said, adjusting his seat so he was closer to me now. god i wanted to kiss him so bad. “o-oh okay, im glad sir.” i replied quietly, my eyes flickering to his lips and my tongue licking my lips to rehydrate them. “please, call me matt.” he mumbled, looking at my eyes then my lips. i listened to my gut and leaned in for a kiss, surprisingly getting one from him back.
my eyes fluttered shut, my heart pounding against my chest as my hands found their way to his loose brunette locks that i messed with slightly. matt nibbled on my bottom lip before sliding his tongue into my mouth. i whined softly, now somehow getting ontop of his lap. my legs were now wrapped around his hips and my hands rested on his shoulders. goosebumps covered each piece of skin matt had been touching. i felt one of his hands slide underneath my shirt, i shivered slightly at how cold his hand actually was.
his mouth detached from mine and he started to leave wet open mouthed kisses along my jawline and neck. small moans come out of my mouth as he did so, my hand trailed up to his head and i started to scratch his scalp gently. “will this make up the C-, sir?” i asked in an innocent tone as i looked down at him. “if you kneel for me, perhaps.” matt whispered, letting go of my hips and resting his hands back on the arm rests. i smirked with an obedient nod as i slid off of his lap and in between his legs. i kneeled in between his clothed thighs, my hands sliding up and down on them softly. i unbuckled his belt and pulled his pants down and threw them somewhere in the classroom.
matt was left in his light grey boxers that had a small dark stain from his pre-cum on them. my fingers hooked around the waistband of his boxers and i pulled them down. his 7.4in slapped my face lightly as soon as i took off his boxers.
my mouth began to practically drool as soon as i saw him fully. i wrapped my cold palm around his base firmly and stroked him slowly. i made sure to make my thumb slide right through his slit.
“fuckk.” he whined, looking down at me. i looked up at him with innocent doe eyes as my hand began to stroke him up and down a bit more quicker now. i kissed his tip before taking him entirely in my mouth.
i felt his hand turn down to my hair, he grasped it and made it into a makeshift ponytail. my tongue slid over the head of his cock as i bopped my head up and down. i heard a string of swears pouring out of matt’s name while he began to thrust his ups upward. “fuck fuck yes yes.” the brunette groaned out. he started to twitch in my mouth which told me that he was getting close. soon enough, he spewed his cum down my throat. his cock left my mouth with a wet pop. i rubbed off any of his white liquid that was on my mouth. “you did so well.” he purred, i kissed his tip one last time and earning a small whine from him.
i stood back up and before i could say anything, he grabbed me and sat me down on his lap. “oh princess im not done with you.” the brunette said, placing his hands on my hips. my core was begging for any sort of friction.
matt’s hand slid underneath my skirt, his thumb rubbed over my clothed clit gently. a small whine left my lips as i tried to balance myself by having my hands on his shoulders. he hooked his slender fingers on my panties and he pushed them to the side. “your so wet already sweetheart.” he cooed, his fingers tracing my entrance. “dont tease.” i begged with my eyes fixating onto his face. matt tilted his head to the side as he slowly shoved his digits inside of my cunt.
his fingers slid easily in and out of me, they curled against my g-spot occasionally. i bit my bottom lip to hold back my small whimpers as i clenched around him. “oh shit.” i breathed out, my head leaning back slightly. matt thrusted his fingers in and out while the familiar knot started to form in my stomach. his slender digits continued to stab my pussy, but before i could finish on them he slid them out. “why’d you stop?” i pout with a small whimper. “not letting you finish just yet sweetheart.” matt spoke softly as he aligned his tip with my cunt.
before anything else, he slowly thrusted into me. as soon as he was inside of me, i made sure to squeeze around him perfectly. “tell me when i can move.” the brunette whispered so i could get a chance to adjust to his size. matt’s finger tips grazed my hips gently, his eyes fixated on my face. “o-okay.” a shaky moan left my lips. with no hesitation, he started to thrust in and out of me.
i leaned my head back when his tip kissed my sweet spot within every thrust. matt rested his hands against my hips a bit more roughly as he rutted his hips into mine. god he was so deep inside of me. i guess i was being a little bit too loud that caused matt to shove two of his fingers down my throat. “gotta be quiet baby.” he whispered, still plunging himself into my wet core. i coated his digits with my salvia, using the opportunity to do so. “m’so close sir.” i whine out when matt slid his fingers out of my mouth. his tip stabbed my cervix a few more times before the knot in my stomach started to form again. i felt him twitching inside of me, letting me know that he was about to cum again. “cum for me sweetheart.” he moaned out as his hips began to stutter into mine.
after a few more thrusts, i came all over his cock. it wasn’t too long before matt came deep inside of me ether. he fucked me through our high before he pulled himself out. “so, can i get an A+ now?” i asked with a small smirk spread on my face. “yes, you can sweetheart.”
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a/n part 2: i started writing this at 4am and i finished at 4pm 😭😭 sorry if this isnt that good i hate writing fics publicly 😕
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musingginger · 1 year
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separate ways // eddie munson
Synopsis – Eddie sure does love to torment you and turn you into putty in his hands. 😊
Pairing- Eddie Munson x Fem!Reader, Eddie Munson x You
Warnings –some cursing, fluff, lots of nicknames (princess, sweetheart, angel), no Y/N, SMUTTY SMUT SMUT, 18+ only, minors DNI, cockwarming, grinding, lots of fingering (receiving), nipple play, soft!eddie, a tad bit of possessive!eddie if you squint, softdom!eddie, praise, squirting.
Word Count – 3.2k
A/N- I *clap* WANT *clap* THIS *clap* SO *clap* BADLY*clap*!  *screams into pillow* This idea got me wildly hot, so I of course had to write it down for all of y’all. Any constructive criticism would be appreciated. Also, this is only edited by me, so apologies if there are typos. And of course, if you enjoy it, please reblog! Hope you enjoy! Thanks! <3
I do not grant permission for anyone to use my work. Under no circumstances, repost my work on any other sites. I do not consent to anyone taking my work and posting it as their own.
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You were going to lose your mind if he kept it up.
It was a typical Friday night in the trailer. Eddie threw on one of his new favorite slasher flicks, Sleepaway Camp. You had probably watched it close to 10 times in the last two months. Eddie had you laying with your back to his chest, in between his legs. You loved laying like this against him. You could feel every breath, every laugh, every jump scare (though he vehemently denied it every time). And of course, every little kiss on the top of your ear Eddie gave you when you got scared yourself.
But tonight, something was different.
Tonight, you wore a cute new red plaid mini skirt that you had gotten for Christmas. You loved the way it looked with your beat-up combat boots. Subconsciously, you might have worn it to torment Eddie… he’s always said he had an affinity for skirts and combat boots. When you got to the trailer, he couldn’t take his eyes off you.
“Sweetheart… is that-uh-is that new?” He licks his lips, clearing his throat, trying to get the words out.
“Yeah baby! You like it?” You give him a little twirl on the porch.
“You-uh-you could say that again, sweetheart.” He smirks, giving you that boyish smile as he scratched the back of his head. He sticks his head out of the doorframe, looking right and left. “You better get in here before you start getting cat called and someone asks me where my girlfriend went.”
Eddie grabbed your hand firmly and yanked you inside.
That was two hours ago.
Now you were comfortably in between Eddie’s legs, watching Sleepaway Camp. His large warm hand was laying gently on your thigh.  His mouth had been getting closer to your ear for the last few min, and he was now breathing hotly against your delicate skin.
He gently starts to stroke your thigh with his left hand. You gasp a little as cold rings hit your skin, making you shiver.
“You ok, angel?” He asks gently, whispering in your ear, tilting his head to get a good look at you.
You nod, catching your breath and trying to focus on the movie. You clear your throat, shaking your head a little bit, adjusting slightly.
“Uncomfortable, sweetheart?” Eddie gives you a little peck on your cheek. His long trestles tickling your face.   
You shake your head. “Nope… all good, Eds.” You turn your head back, giving him a cheeky smile.
“Well as long as your comfortable… You can always tell me to move or stop…” He smirks, giving your nose a tiny kiss as his other hand starts to gently fiddle with the hem of your skirt. The touch makes your breath hitch, as you look up into his big, brown eyes.
“You gotta pay attention to the movie sweetheart…” He lifts his pointer finger, making a small circle, encouraging you to turn back around. You roll your eyes, turning your head back to the movie. For the amount of times he’s gotten distracted during a movie, god forbid if it was YOU that got distracted.
You both lay there for a few minutes, his fingers tracing along the bottom of the plaid. He carefully and softly starts to pull your thighs apart.
“Eddie…” You say softly, your face getting warm and you feel hot all over.
“Shh sweetheart, the movie. It’s just now getting to the good part.” Eddie kisses the top of your head, smirking.  His broad hand lightly grips the inner part of your thigh, dutifully pulling apart your legs until your skirt is hiked up on your upper thighs. You let out a little moan as you feel the cool air hit your panties, which had gotten, surprisingly, ridiculously wet.
Eddie gently pulls your skirt up a little more, just enough where he could see the tiniest bit of your panties. He bites his lip softly, smiling to himself. He had been wanting to get you into this position since you got here. Eddie strokes you with his rough, calloused thumb on your smooth thigh while his other hand starts to move towards the ever growing heat under your panties.
Suddenly, you feel gentle pressure on your clit. Not too much. Just enough. The touch from Eddie’s fingers on both sides of your sensitive nub makes you start to squirm. Firm circles start to encompass your hot button, making your thighs start to clench together.
“Ah ah ah… no no sweetheart.” Eddie murmurs in your ear as he hooks his ankles around your calves, pushing your legs back open and KEEPING them open. He wasn’t gonna let you move an inch, and you let him. You liked it.
“That’s my good girl…” he murmurs in your ear, possessively patting your pussy. He slides fingers back under your panties, rubbing your clit lighter. The movement makes you roll your eyes back and instinctively buck up into his hand.
Eddie smirks and taps your firm bud delicately. “Sweetheart, if you move too much, I’ll stop…. And you don’t want me to do that now do you?”
You bite your lip, shaking your head from side to side. You hold your hips down, trying your hardest not to move a muscle. After a minute or so, Eddie starts to rub your clit again.
Soft, messy sounds start to fill the room from your dripping wet pussy. God, he really knew how to really work you up. Firm circles, followed by gentle slides became his rhythm and it was driving you crazy. He hikes up your skirt around your waist, giving him a full view.
“You soaked through your panties, angel….” You whine on top of him, unable to speak.
Suddenly, his fingers leave your clit, making you whine softly. Eddie reaches over to his side table to pull out a pair of scissors, in which he quickly cuts your panties off of you at your hips.
“Eds! What are you-?” You softly protest, as Eddie shushes you softly.
“You don’t need those, now do you sweetheart?” Putting away the scissors, he slowly peels the white fabric off your soaking cunt. The action itself almost makes you cum. You start to arch your back, but remember what he said about moving, and you lay back against him, giving him your full body weight.
Cool night air hits your soaked pussy like a brick wall, that makes you shudder. Eddie lets go of your thigh and moves his hands up your sides slowly. He starts to lift your shirt, showing off your full tits.
“Can’t be neglecting these now can I sweetheart?” He moans softly in your ear, as he pulls up your bra, exposing your chest to him. He groans softy as his big hands grope your tits, making his bulge throb against your back.
You move your fingers towards your acing nub, but before you can get there, Eddie swats your hand away.
“Now now… you’ve gotta be a good girl for me, remember? Good girls don’t touch without asking. And you’re not allowed to touch at all.” He says a little roughly, putting your hand back on his thigh. You nod, understanding.
“I’ll be a good girl. I promise Eds.” You whisper horsely. He turns your head to give you a deep kiss, booping your nose.
“I know you will princess…” He slightly adjusts, focusing back on your heaving chest.
Moaning hotly in your ear, his pointer fingers and thumbs gently pinch and twist your sensitive nipples. You groan softly while he plays with your hard nubs, your fingers gripping into his thighs a little harder.
“Look at you being such a good girl for me.” He kisses your cheek firmly, while he tugs a little harder. The slight pain makes you yelp from pleasure, making you drip from your slick hole.
“MMmmm that’s it. Let me take care of you babygirl.” His strong tongue licks your earlobe, biting it roughly while he watches your body shiver and shake from his touch.
He lets go of your right nipple, moving back down to your pussy, which you were sure by this point had left a little pool on the bed. Expertly finding your clit again, he tenderly strokes you with his thumb. You gasp, pushing your head to the side, into his shoulder a bit.
“Eddie… Eds please… please… I want to…” You groan louder as you body starts to shake under him. You can’t bring yourself to finish the sentence.
“You want to what sweetheart? You know you have to use your words…” He says teasingly, biting your neck.
“I wa.. I want to cum Eds.” You whine at him, yelping as his thumb strokes your bud a little harder.
Eddie smiles devilishly. “Well, you know princess that want, and need are two very different things… and I need to you to NEED to cum. Do you understand?” He whispers softly into your ear. His curly locks touching the side of your face.
“Yes Eddie... yes… I need to cum.” You whimper against him.
He makes a small tsk sound. “Mmm I’m not quite convinced yet sweetheart.” He starts to use the pads of his pointer and middle fingers to diligently rub your clit. The action makes you furrow your brow, moaning a little louder now.
“Does that feel good princess?” Eddie moans into your ear. The action of getting you off was getting him harder than he had maybe ever been before.
“Mmhmm yes Eds it feels…ah… really good.. don’t stop. Please don’t stop.” You whimper against him. Eddie leaves wet kisses along your neck and collarbone while he keeps pinching your nipple and perfectly rubbing your bundle of nerves.
You could barely hear the screams from the tv over Eddie’s panting in your ear. The sensation was becoming too much and your legs start to twitch and shake more violently as your climax starts to reach its peak.
“Eddie… please… please I need to cum.” You moan. Holding onto his thighs was the only thing that was keeping you somewhat grounded.
“Mmmm I don’t think you’re desperate enough yet sweetheart. Just a little bit longer princess.” Your wetness had made his fingers slick and it easier to glide over your throbbing clit.
Moving his fingers over you in an agonizingly slow manner, before picking up the pace once again. You tremble, a moan stuck in your throat. You don’t think you can hold on anymore.
“Eddie… please PLEASE please I need to cum… Eds please!” Your entire body shakes on top of him, making his cock unbelievably hard. You feel the long, thick member throbbing against you.
“You can do it princess… just a little longer. I’ll count you down, ok? I’ll count back from 30. 30….”
As he starts to count back, your mind has to only focus on the numbers. Every few seconds he’d say another number, clearly wanting to torment you. By the time he gets to 10, you’re panting and moaning, crying out in frustration, nails gripping into his jeans.
“5….”
“4…”
“3…” He starts to count even slower now. You can hear his devilish smile in his voice.
“Eds… please… PLEASE…”
“Shhh… 2…”
“EDDIE!” You scream out.
“1…”
A massive tidal wave of an orgasm washes over you, making you leak onto the bed. The relief brings tears to your eyes as you cum hard than you thought was possible for a person to cum. Your dripping hole clenching around nothing almost made you want to cry.
Eddie slows down his rubbing, placing hot kisses on the hollow spot below your ear. He sits up a little, letting go of your nipple, placing his hand back down on your thigh. He grips it roughly, pulling you open more.
Suddenly, you feel two nimble fingers enter your empty, dripping cunt. You yelp out loudly, as the sensation is overwhelming.
“Eds! Wh- Baby… Wha-” Choked pants get caught in your throat as you finally feel his fingers plug up the emptiness between your legs.
“Shhh I just wanna see something sweetheart. I wanna keep making you feel so good… so fucking good.” He gently turns your head back to the front, pushing you up a little bit. “I want you to watch.”
He licks and bites at your neck, leaving pretty lavender marks along your delicate skin. He starts to firmly finger your pussy, adding just a little bit with every thrust, until his fingers where deep inside you, hitting your g-spot. This new position had his arms pushing your tits together, making them shake with every movement.
You turn your face towards his, eyes pleading. “Eddie… its too much!”
He sharply stops. “Do you want me to stop sweetheart? I can if you want me to…” The second his fingers start to slide out of your pussy, you whimper and start to plead for them to go back in. “See, this is how I know you’re my good girl…”
He pushes his fingers back into you deeply, making your back arch. His hand is gripping you harder now, leaving bright red marks on your inner thigh. Sloppy sounds from your wet pussy start to get louder as he fingers you deeper and faster.
You groan loudly, lets starting to twitch again. He always knew how to make you cum fast from his fingers, but in this position, it made his fingers feel inches longer. He gently spreads them inside of you, causing you to moan loudly.
“Fuck princess, you look so pretty with my fingers inside of you…” His lips leave your neck for just a moment to watch as well. His digits glistening in the soft light of bedside lamp, his cock throbbing uncontrollably in his pants.
Your pussy starts to clamp down on your lover’s fingers, your lips bright red from your teeth biting them, trying hard not to move too much. You roll your eyes back as another wave starts to roll over your body.
“Eddie, I’m gonna…” You screech as you cum hard around his fingers. Pussy dripping over his hand. You never realized your pussy could ever get so wet.
But he doesn’t stop. He keeps up his steady pace. Wet, messy sounds leave your cunt, while Eddie starts to softly hump your back.
“That’s it sweetheart… just one more… I know you can do it. Fuck… You’re being so… good for me princess.” He groans loudly as he bucks into you a little harder.
Tipping his fingers up slightly, now focusing on your g-spot, which makes you leak even more. Your tits are bouncing wildly now, and the cold air keeping your nipples hard.
Eddie kisses your temple softly, giving you soft praises in your ear. “Keep watching love… I want you to see what I’m doing to you.” You lock your eyes on his fingers pumping in and out of your pink pussy. The wave gets closer and closer.
“You don’t need to ask or tell me when you’re gonna cum this time babygirl. Just lean into it… let it happen… let me take care of you.” He grunts, moving his fingers harder in and out of you.
He starts to hook his fingers up into your g-spot, and relentlessly presses on it, coaxing your body into another orgasm. His eyes are wide, transfixed on your body. The body that was melting into his with ever second that passed. The sensation overpowers you, your eyes glazing over with tears of pleasure.
“I know sweetheart, I know… I got you… I got you.” He mutters deeply into your ear.
Then, without warning, your climax hits you like a mack truck. Screaming, you gush over his fingers, squirting all over the bed.
“THAT’S IT PRINCESS! SUCH A GOOD GIRL!” He roughly kisses your cheek and rubs your clit with 3 of his fingers back and forth, making you spray harder. He pounds his fingers back inside of you, making you squirt again. Your body arches and writhes on top of him. You’re unable to stop your body from moving, even if you wanted to.
The deep satisfaction makes you lose your sense of self, only focusing on pleasure, lost in the sound of your own panting. For a brief moment, you hear in the distance Eddie praising you.
“Such a good girl.. you did so well for me…” Eddie slows his fingers to a halt, gradually sliding out of you. He pulls you into his lap, cradling you gently, peppering your face with kisses.
You tremble against him, trying to catch your breath, nuzzling your face into his neck, laying on gentle easy kisses.
Eddie gingerly runs his fingers through your hair, getting it out of your face. Your eyes flutter open, feeling fluffy and treasured. You give him a small smile. His thumb rubs along your bottom lip, tugging at the corner of your mouth before kissing you deeply.
“There she is… You ok sweetheart?” He asks you so carefully, as if you were a piece of China he didn’t want to break.
You breathe in softly before nodding. “I’m ok Eds… I’m more than ok…” You smirk a little, blushing totally blissed out. “I-I didn’t know I could do that.” Looking over at the mess you left on the bed.
“Mmm I did. It was just a matter of time…” He whispers the pad of his thumb lightly touching your clit. It makes you jump, but then you lean into it a bit more. “But I’m serious. Are you alright? I didn’t push you too far?”
“Eds, no. It was amazing baby.” You put your hand on his cheek, pulling him in for a passionate kiss. As you break away, a though crosses your mind.
“What about you Eddie… Do you want me to…?” You wiggle your butt a little on his jeans, realizing there’s a wet spot. “Oh! Fuck, sorry. Did I do…”
You look at Eddie as the words start to leave your mouth, and he blushes a deep red. He looks down at you, smiling sheepishly.
“Ah yeah… No sweetheart that’s-ahem-that’s not from you.” He scratches the back of his head boyishly. You giggle at his admission.
“Baby! You got that worked up?”
“Well duh… I mean look at you!” He laughs loudly, kissing in between your tits. You let out a loud laugh as his hair tickles your neck. He leaves a trail of spit as he takes your right nipple in his mouth, giving it a soft suck before popping it back out.  He leans back, drinking all of you in.
“You know… since we’re both a bit of a mess now… how about we get in the shower, I’ll get you all cleaned up and then we can come back here… and make more of a mess.”
You bite your bottom lip again, smiling at him.
“Last one there’s a rotten egg!” You yell hoping off of him, making a mad dash for the bathroom. Eddie groans, chuckling to himself at the sight and darts after you.
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cmncisspnandmore · 5 days
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Brothers Best Friend: Keegan P Russ X Reader
Pairings: Keegan P Russ X Reader.
Warnings: Best friends brother, swearing, Fade to black, Age Gap
AN: Here is it, a little one shot of Keegan Russ. I will admit im not a fan of the world setting for Ghosts, so a lot of his fics will probably be set in modern day. But heres my first try at writing Keegan.
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The house was mostly quiet, save for the wind blowing harshly against the windows. The glass rattled as you sat perched up on the kitchen island. Your half brother, Brandon, was 11 years older than you. He was a Marine, and spent a lot of time away from home. Oftentimes you were alone, having the house to yourself. You pulled the top off the cookies and cream ice cream container, and dug in with the spoon. The cold creamy treat coating your tongue, as you close your eyes savoring the flavors.
“Ice cream? It's midnight,” a deep voice rumbled, startling you from your sugary dessert. 
“Fucking hell, you scared me Keegan,” You grumble as you put the spoon back into the container. “And yes, it's the perfect midnight snack.” 
Keegan steps out of the doorway that leads to the basement, the light from above the stove illuminating him as. His black hair was messy and unkempt, but in a way that looked intentional. His icy blue eyes trailing over the container of ice cream in your hand. 4
“Care to share?” He asks, stepping closer to you, coming to stand between your spread thighs. His large hand grabbing the spoon from your fingers. He lifts the silver spoon to his lips, his pink tongue darting out to taste the sugary snack.
“I guess I have no choice,” you roll your eyes, your heart fluttering wildly in your chest.
Keegan was your brother's best friend, he served alongside him in the Marines. Currently Keegan was between deployments and your brother had offered him a place to stay, insisting that it was pointless for Keegan to find an apartment to rent when he was shipping out in a few months. 
“Brandon is asleep, he fell asleep like 10 minutes into the movie,” he sighs as he sticks the spoon back into the container.
“He’s lame like that, he used to insist on doing movie nights with me when I first moved in and within the first 10 minutes he would be snoring,”You roll your eyes, setting the container of ice cream down on the counter next to you.
Keegan doesn't move from his spot in front of you, his hands resting on the counter on either side of your thighs. Even sitting on the counter, he was still taller than you, your eyes level with his chin. His blue eyes roaming over your face as he looked down at you. A small devilish smirk on your lips as you looked up at him. 
“Y/n…” Keegan warns.
“Keegan…” You whisper, as he leans down his face inches from yours.
“We shouldn't…” He whispers his breath fanning across your face as you tip your chin up slightly. 
“I’ve heard that before,” you whisper, your lips ghosting over his own.
“Last time was a mistake…. It shouldn’t have happened,” His voice strained, but he leaned in a little, each word causing his lips to brush over yours. 
“How could something so good be wrong?” You question, as your lips finally touch his. His lips are soft against yours and for a moment you're afraid he won't kiss you back. Maybe he really regretted the last time. But after a second his resolve seems to crumble as his hands grab your waist and he hauls you to the edge of the counter.
Your hands slide up his chest, your fingers fisting the front of his shirt as he groans softly. His tongue sweeping out to glide along your bottom lip, you grant him access. His tongue exploring your mouth, your tongue tangling with his. A soft moan slipping past your lips as his hands slide from your waist to tap your thighs. You wrap your legs around his hips as he slides his hands back up your thighs and under your ass. He lifts you off the counter, and supports you with his hands, as he kisses you roughly. 
“Shh sweet girl, you don't want your brother to hear you,” Keegan whispers against your lips as he walks up the stairs with you in his arms. He tosses you onto  your bed and crawls over you, his arms caging you in.
“You better be quiet, the last thing i want is for your brother to find me fucking his little sisters stupid. Can you stay quiet for me, Baby?” Keegan whispers in your ear as he nips at the shell of your ear. 
You manage a small nod but that doesnt satisfy Keegan, and he nips harshly at your neck. “Words pretty, I need your words,” He mumbles against your skin.
“Yes, fuck,” you gasp as his tongue licks a long stripe down your neck to the collar of your shirt. 
“Good girl.” 
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delcakoo · 1 year
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Ooo, soft hoursss. What about Niki with a s/o who's love language is physical touch but he's not really used to that so every little thing they do makes him super flustered. Am I explaining this properly? Probably not. Do I care? Just a little. ╥﹏╥ (Also, if you do decide to do something for this can you make it gn or masc. I forgot whether you do male readers or not ᰔᩚ)
I LOVE THIS IDEA and it gave me a chance to write gamer bf!riki content LMAO ty for the req 🫶! honestly i think i write confident/cocky niki too often so this was fun jshdjd
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10:42PM — “i need backup, they’re pushing on bottom!” your boyfriend shouts into his headset from across the room, the aggressive clicks of his mechanical keyboard bouncing through the bedroom.
you lay unceremoniously on riki’s bed, scrolling through social media and yawning every so often. normally, you’d probably complain that the boy should be giving you his full attention, but considering the two of you had spent all day together at the arcade, you decided to let him enjoy his little game for the remainder of the night.
however, this doesn’t mean you couldn’t get a little closer for moral support.
one of your favorite things about riki was that every time you initiated any kind of physical touch, he lost pretty much all his confidence and turned into a blushy mess. perhaps it was because he’d never been in a relationship before, or just because it was you (it was a mixture of both).
the way he’d quickly divert his eyes after a kiss and pretend nothing happened, or when you gave him a hug and he’d freeze into a rock hard statue never failed to amuse you.
you had a feeling that eventually, riki would get used to the idea that your way of showing love was physical touch and use it to his annoying, teasing advantage, but for now, you decide to savor the power you have over him.
“hello am i on mute or something? i’m literally the only one defending down here!” riki continues to blabber, lifting a hand for a split second to push away his black bangs before quickly returning them to his keyboard.
meanwhile, you’ve thrown your phone onto his side table, creeping up quietly behind the focused boy. your eyes glance down to his fingers that move swiftly up and down the keyboard, then to his torso attiring a plain black t-shirt.
his eyes meet yours for a millisecond before they’re back on the computer, murmuring out a ‘hi babe’.
with his big headphones on, you know he won’t hear your response. so instead, you pull his arm away from his keyboard to give yourself just enough time to slip into his lap, back pressed right against the comfort of his chest. riki becomes inert instantly, and the beating of his heart increasing drastically makes an amused smile rush to your face. you think you hear one of his friends yell at him, wondering why his character had suddenly stopped moving just as he has now.
but riki ignores them, pulling off his headset. the poor boy doesn’t know where to put his hands, awkwardly gripping onto his gaming chair’s armrest as he looks down at you in his lap. “wh-what’re you doing?” he gulps.
you gaze up at him with a raised brow, “is this okay? i can get off if you’re not comfortable.”
he quickly shakes his head in disapproval, even going the extra mile of placing his hands around your waist softly. “no i- i like it.”
“oh, you like it?”
he blushes furiously at your teasing, cheeks blossoming an apple red. “that’s not what i meant! i just- i don’t mind, i guess.”
you decide to not embarass him further, chuckling smugly as you get more comfortable in his hold. “keep playing, then.”
so he does. and over the next hour, riki gets more and more comfortable having you in his lap, even building the confidence to rub your sides and leave soft pecks on the top of your head everytime he wins a game.
“can you watch me play like this more often?” he requests quietly.
“like, in your lap?”
you already knew that’s what he meant. you just wanted to hear him ask again.
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enkas-illusion · 4 months
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Under The Mistletoe
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Fandom / Pairing: Attack On Titan / Eren x f!reader
Rating: SFW / Fluff
Genre/Theme: Friends to lovers; non-titan au
Content warning: fluff, teasing, language.
Summary: A series of unfortunate events that lead up to a memorable Christmas Eve at the Jaegers’ house with your close friends.
Author's Note: Hello, here’s a short fluffy friend to lovers one-shot with my fav 2D man. Merry Christmas! Thank you for reading <3
~ Eren’s Birdie
Song Dedication: Mistletoe by Justin Bieber
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“Yo, you home?” you speak into your phone’s speaker without waiting for a greeting from his end.
“Yes…?” Eren answers.
“Busy?”
“Nope.”
“K. Come to my place.”
“Cool,” he cuts the call. You place your phone on the sofa before moving the mess, that would soon transform into your Christmas decorations, out of the way. As you clear the floor of all the stray pieces and tiny ornaments, you place the tiny chair near the tall tree in your living room while waiting for your best friend’s arrival.
You hear the doorbell ring about 15 minutes later and rush to open it. You greet Eren with a wide grin as you move to the side to let him in. He takes off his shoes near the door as he enters the living room.
“So, what do you need me for, madam?” He asks as he takes off his mufflers and scarf, tossing them on the sofa.
“Ouch… do you think so little of me to assume I only call you over when I need something from you?” you fake gasp.
“If you have to ask, you already know the answer dummy,” he pinches your nose before walking to the undecorated tree, deciphering the reason you’d called him over. “For this? You’re far better than I am at this arts and crafts shit.”
“Well, I cannot reach the top even with the tallest chair I own… call it the perks of being the taller friend, I’ll always think of you for such things,” you smile at him before blowing him a dramatic kiss.
“Sure,” he rolls his eyes as you lean down to the tree to start with the bottom half of the decorations. Eren sits next to you, playing with one of the tiny red stockings he picks up, “A friend in need is a friend indeed.”
“A best friend who makes cinnamon rolls cause she knows how much you love them is a friend indeed,” you try to imitate his voice, resulting in a terrible imitation.
His ears perk up at your comment nonetheless, completely ignoring the teasing tone and only focusing on what really matters.
“Did you really?!” he asks, excited like a puppy when he hears someone say ‘treat’. 
“Yes… There's still about 10 minutes left though. It’s in the oven,” you say as you point to the tree, “So you should probably hurry up.” 
“What a meanie!” he huffs as he fiddles with the ornaments, decorating them on the tree. You laugh as you begin working on the other side at a quicker pace than he does.
A few moments pass by before you hear his voice again, “This tree is so unnecessarily tall… You know, mum said you could just come to our house to celebrate the holidays when I told her you couldn’t go home because of work.”
“That’s so sweet of her… but I still wanted my apartment to look like it’s the holiday season. If I can’t go home this year, the least I can do is recreate some of the warmth and Christmas feels here.”
“Awww, is that why you called me? Cause I’m the star that lights up your whole world?” he says as he holds the golden ornament over his head.
“Not sure about my world but definitely my Christmas tree,” you tease as you check the time. You get up to walk to the kitchen as Eren fixes the chair closer to the tree.
“Only tolerating your bullshit for the rolls by the way…” you hear him complain behind you. You put the oven mitt on as you pull out the batch of fresh cinnamon rolls. You carefully place the pan on the counter, evenly pouring the sugar syrup over the buns.
Your body jerks involuntarily when you hear a loud shriek from the living room. Your heartbeat picks up pace erratically as you run out the kitchen to see what had happened. You find Eren lying on the floor, his right hand holding his left forearm tightly. He writhes in pain when he tries to move his left wrist.
“Ren, what happened?” you panic as you run to his side as you help him stand up. He doesn’t need to explain however – you see the chair with a broken leg lying next to the tree.
“Ugh– Careful,” he hisses as you try to help him straighten his wrist.
“I’m so sorry, I had no idea the chair would break… does it hurt a lot, I’m so so sorry Eren, if I knew I wouldn’t have asked–” your shaky voice breaks, tears welling up in your eyes.
“I’d rather have me fall from a broken chair than you,” he gives you half a smile but it’s so sincere that it makes you want to cry even more.
“Let me get the first-aid kit,” you sniffle but before you can rush to get the kit, Eren rests his right hand on your shoulder to get your attention.
“Get the car keys instead, I think I’m gonna need a little bit stronger than pain relief spray,” he says calmly. On the inside, he’s freaking out, but he doesn’t let it show since he did not want you to panic even further.
Your expressions distort to the point where it looks like you’re in more agony than the man who just fell from a chair. You nod frantically as you go to grab your keys before hurrying out the door to get him to a hospital.
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“Sign it,” he says as he sees you walking into the hospital room where the nurse is fixing a cast around his forearm and wrist, “after all, the artist needs to sign their artwork.”
Eren shows little to no signs of discomfort and you wonder if he’s a psychopath or it’s simply the painkillers working. You open the water bottle before handing it to him as you give another apologetic look – the hundredth one in the last hour since the accident.
“I’m kidding! I’m all good!” He reassures you as he raises the arm up once the nurse is done fixing the cast.
“It’s better to rest for at least 6 weeks if you want to heal properly,” the nurse interjects plainly.
“That long? It’s just a hairline fracture right?” he asks her, confused.
“You still need proper rest Eren!” you scold him as you take his phone, the bag of medicines and water bottle in your hands, not wanting him to carry anything at all.
“I’m fine! This is nothing!” he chuckles, cupping your cheek with his free hand to reassure you. You bring your hand up to his, pulling it away before intertwining your fingers with his.
“Is that all?” you ask the nurse with concern and she nods. “Thank you,” you sigh as you lead Eren out the room.
“The bill?” he asks as you walk out the hallway.
“Paid it already,” you reply.
“I’ll pay you back later, yeah?”  he says as you get to the car.
“No, don’t. It’s my fault...” you murmur timidly as you drop his hand to open the door for him.
“Hey… it’s not. I love how much you care about me but please don’t worry so much,” he speaks, holding your hand once again, squeezing it gently.
“But I feel so bad,” you pout as you move your fingers lightly over his cast with your other hand before looking up at him with sadness in your eyes.
He headbutts you playfully, causing you to finally laugh as he says softly, “Give me all the cinnamon rolls and we’ll call it even.”
~~~
Eren wasn’t kidding about the cinnamon rolls – especially now that he had the golden ticket to get you to make as many as he wanted. Usually, you’d only make it occasionally or if he was upset with you after some silly argument and you wanted to suggest a truce temporarily.
So when you arrive at his place in the afternoon, with a container that doesn’t have any cinnamon rolls, 3 days later on Christmas eve, he acts like a bratty child who had been denied his favourite treat.
“Eren! This soup’s better for you. I’m not gonna let you binge on another whole batch of cinnamon rolls!” you speak sternly. 
“I don’t recall asking for healthy shit. My mood’s craving cinnamon rolls!” Eren slaps his right hand on the table exaggeratedly.
“I cannot believe how childish you’re being. Where’s your mum? She’ll support me…” you shake your head.
“Carla’s out shopping for presents. I’m afraid you’re going to have to deal with him on your own,” you hear a voice and turn your head to look at Eren’s father entering the house.
The crease on your forehead that had formed while talking to Eren melts away when you greet his father, “Mr. Jaeger, good afternoon.”
“Good afternoon. Is my son bothering you too much?” he asks and you see Eren turn red out of embarrassment.
“Not at all,” you chuckle, “There’s no tantrum of his that I can’t handle.”
“Good. I assume you’re staying for dinner, yes?” Grisha asks politely.
“Yes. So are Mikasa and Armin, they might arrive anytime soon,” you reply, the polite smile fixed on your face. 
“Great!” He nods before turning to scold his son, “Eren, don’t trouble the poor girl.” 
Eren shakes his head before his father excuses himself to get to his room, leaving the two of you alone again.
“Poor girl? You’re so creepily formal with my parents. They think you’re the model child and I'm the one who corrupts you… even after all these years!” he snorts.
“Well… I am innocent,” you bat your eyelashes at him, “You’re the devil here.”
He rolls his eyes at you before leaning forward and opening his mouth, motioning you to feed him the soup.
“Your right hand’s fine! Drink it yourself.”
“This is the least you can do,” he says with puppy eyes, waving his cast up in front of your face.
“Ugh… fineee,” you take the spoon, blowing on the hot soup gently before feeding it to him.
When Armin and Mikasa arrive about an hour later, Eren goes into heavy, exaggerated details while telling the two about how he got the injury. 
“... And then this one cried like a baby… more than I did,” he jokes, pointing your way.
“I was actually crying that my favourite chair of all time broke,” you shoot back dryly.
“Lies, you guys know she’s in denial about how much she loves me, right…? Anyway, the doc said it’ll be another 3 months at least before I’m healed completely.”
“What a drama queen, you’ll be fine in a month’s time!” you narrow your eyes at him.
“You guys bicker like an old married couple,” Armin notes and Mikasa nods in agreement. You’re pretty sure he’s teasing you too but he doesn’t follow it up with a laugh as if it's a serious statement, making you blush awkwardly as you try to avoid Eren’s gaze actively. 
Despite Eren constantly teasing you throughout the night, it’s a peaceful celebration nonetheless. When Grisha and Carla retire to their bedroom after wishing your group ‘a jolly Christmas’ shortly after midnight strikes, the four of you gather around in the living room to exchange your secret santa gifts.
When you get a new set of oven mitts, a mini speaker and a perfume you’d been waiting to be restocked since forever with a note that read ‘Couldn’t decide which one was the best option so consider yourself lucky to get a genie like myself’, you jump up to give Eren a big hug while being careful not to bump into his wrist.
“Was it that obvious?’ he laughs.
“We never could’ve figured out the perfume one,” Mikasa giggles. Your eyes meet Eren’s and you feel your heart skip a beat as you eyes stray to his plump lips for a split second – brushing away the very inappropriate thought you just had about your best friend.
You quickly move away as you change the topic and get Mikasa and Armin to open their gifts. It’s obvious they got each other based on the gifts they'd received.
Eren is the last to open his mystery present. You feel nervous, suddenly second-guessing your entire decision. However, it dissolves just as soon as it arrives when you see Eren’s jaw drop at your gift.
“Holy shit! This might as well be the best gift I’ve received in a while,” his eyes gleam at the signed manga copy by his favourite mangaka Hajime Isayama. 
“It better be! Took a lot of eff–” you smack your hand over your mouth mid-sentence at spoiling your own identity as his secret santa.
He smiles softly, hugging you as he teases, “Thanks Sherlock, it would’ve been so hard to figure out who it was!”
“Oh wait a min–,” you look around the sofa to find the other package you’d gotten him. You leave his side to get the tiny gift, handing it to him with a playful grin. He raises an eyebrow at you as he unwraps it. He lets out a chuckle when he pulls out the tiny cinnamon roll crochet plushie and bursts out laughing when he reads your note with it – ‘This should last you a long time, stop asking me for another batch already!’ 
“Never,” he wraps his arms around you, pulling you in tighter as you stumble in place, feeling the vibrations of his torso caused by his laughter. He gives you a quick peck on the top of your ear before letting go, your skin tingling with warmth at the gesture.
“Oh! Before I forget… mum knitted sweaters for all of you guys,” Eren grins proudly. All three of you basically pounce on Eren excitedly when he returns with the sweaters in one hand.
He hands you yours the last and it's your favourite colour. “Told mum to use that specifically,” he confesses, half-whispering so that only you can hear him. 
You bite your lip and lower your head to keep yourself from smiling too hard. It's moments like these that have you feeling as if the platonic line in your friendship gets tangled with the romantic one.
Eren Jaeger could bully you to death, within his rights as your best friend, but then he'll randomly do something so sweet that it makes you awfully aware of the growing crush you have on him.
“Thank you,” you smile when you look up and your eyes meet. Eren believes that this smile could be the only thing to melt him if he were a block of ice. 
At that moment, he wants nothing more than to squeeze your stupid face and kiss you to his heart's content. He feels a pang in his chest – the intense desire of his crush on you fighting against the rational part of his brain not wanting to spoil your friendship.
When you suggest watching a random Christmas movie, everyone cuddles together on the sofa like birds do on a cold morning. You don't remember most of it since you fall asleep halfway through the first movie itself. Since you fell asleep with your head on Eren's lap, he didn't dare move till the morning – he gladly accepted his fate as your pillow. 
Maybe it was something in the air urging him to do something but when he saw the way you peacefully rested on him, he felt an intense need of wanting to protect and cherish you forever. Right there, he made his decision – he was going to confess his feelings to you. His love deserved a fair shot. Besides, he figured he'd simply call it a joke and move on if things didn't go his way.
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Your slumber breaks when you hear soft whispers calling out your name. You feel the shuffling movement of your head being lifted up before being placed back down on a soft surface.
“Hmm?” You speak groggily as you sit up, rubbing your eyes as you sense Eren walking away. You check your phone and it’s just quarter to 5 in the morning. You're about to go back to sleep when you hear his voice again, along with footsteps pacing around from one end of the hallway to the other.
“Come here,” you hear Eren’s voice beckoning you from the passage leading up to his room. You want to go back to sleep but get up despite it when you remember he has a broken wrist and might need your help with something. You quietly tip-top to follow his voice, not wanting to wake up your other two friends who are splayed over the sofa, still deep asleep.
“Hey, what's up?” You speak softly when you look around in the dim light of his room to find him. You turn around when you hear the door close behind you.
“Merry Christmas,” Eren grins, standing just a foot away from you, holding a badly plucked green branch tied with a red ribbon over your heads with his free hand. 
“Merry Christmas– what's that?” you mumble as your eyes fix on his hand to observe it closely. It's a Mistletoe – your eyebrows furrow as you look down to his face, expecting an explanation to be written over it.
You feel your heartbeat picking up its pace against your chest. You know what this means yet you can’t believe it entirely. You don't want to make a fool out of yourself by assuming something only for it to be one of his stupid pranks.
You think he's about to headbutt you like he usually does, but he catches you by surprise when he simply rests his forehead against yours.
“You know what this means?” he breathes as he brings his hand down to hold the mistletoe in the space between your bodies. 
This is it! He's asking you to kiss him!!!
Still wanting to play it safe, despite his blatant hints, you nod your head as you speak, “This means I give you a bone-crushing hug.”
His eyes narrow at you as he pulls back, “No… what a chicken. Kiss me.”
Your heart flutters, yet you try to play it cool and tease him further, “What a baby.”
You wrap your hand around his neck to pull his face down to your level. He obliges and you place two fingers to his chin to turn his face to the side. You lean in to kiss him on his left cheek. 
He lets out a soft chuckle as he imitates you, kissing you on your left cheek in return. You giggle as you give him another peck on his right cheek next, resulting in him repeating you once again.
Then comes the forehead and you have to stand on your toes to do it. He leans down to kiss your forehead, you're pretty sure he was about to joke about it but he doesn’t break the intensity of the moment.
Your heart feels like it's almost about to burst out of your chest when you kiss the tip of his nose, followed by his chin, giggling nervously.
You close your eyes in anticipation, expecting the touch of his lips on the same spots on your face but it never arrives. Instead, your breathing halts abruptly when you feel his lips land on your lips.
You pull back quickly and open your eyes to scan his face for any signs of mischief. Instead you’re met with the softest expression, displaying nothing but a kind adoration for you. He brings your hand up to place it on his cheek, smiling at you, encouraging you to dare. 
Without wasting another second, you cup his face with both your hands as you pull him down for a kiss. He smiles into the kiss and you close your eyes, enjoying the feeling of his soft lips moving against yours.
Your legs feel giddy and your thoughts feel intoxicated by Eren’s sweet caresses. His free hand is wrapped around your waist firmly and even as you kiss him, you’re cautious about his cast, trying not to accidentally touch his left arm.
You pull away from his touch hastily when you hear the doorknob twist. You both stand next to each other, staring at Armin with a half-perplexed and half-embarrassed look on your face.
“I can’t seem to fi– oh,” he stops when he looks at both of your faces, his half-lidded sleepy eyes suddenly alert. Armin has always been a smart guy – which right about now is making you and Eren look like two deers caught in headlights. 
Armin raises his eyebrows, the grin on his face growing wider. “Don’t forget to lock the door,” he mumbles as he simply turns back around before closing the door behind him, leaving you and Eren alone once again.
Eren’s quick to lock the door before turning around to lean against it, signalling you to come closer with the motion of his fingers. You roll your eyes but follow him regardless, wrapping your arms around his neck and resting your face on his chest. 
Your hand moves to his pec, feeling around for his heartbeat before resting it there completely. You close your eyes and you soak into the warmth of his body as your best friend/lover places soft kisses on the top of your head. 
Your heart flutters again, filled with happiness to the brim, making you wish you could trap time in a bottle to seal this moment with you forever.
~fin~
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gracieheartspedro · 9 months
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I Can See You
PART 3 is HERE!
joel miller x fem! reader
Hi lovers! Sorry this took so long, life got busy and ADHD is a bitch. But here it is! My next post will probably be a different drabble/one-shot. If you have any requests, PLEASE hit me up! I am open to a bunch of different ideas!
Word count: 3k+
Warnings: MINORS DNI! 18+ pleaseeee, DBF! Joel, age gap-ish (the reader is 25, Joel is 39), joel is a bad cook, smut, unprotected p in v, oral (f receiving), fingering, pet names, tons of dirty talk.
Outline: She gets invited over for dinner and a movie night? Just a movie, huh?
PART 1 PART 2
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“So Joel told me he’s coming over today,” Dad says from across the dining room table as I eat my breakfast, “With Sarah?”
I stop and chew slower, trying to hold back a smirk.
Ever since we fucked in the conference room, I’ve been texting Joel every day. Sometimes it was naughty sexts and other times it was him asking how my day was going and what my weekend plans were.
A couple of days ago, he called me instead of texting, which was odd. He asked if Sarah could come swim in our pool because she wouldn’t stop asking about it. 
So I agreed, telling him that Saturdays were the best day for me. I also told him he had to be around just in case anything happened and I wouldn't be 100% liable for Sarah’s well-being. 
“Yeah, I told her she could come over and swim in the pool. She wanted to practice her backstroke.”
He smiles, “Nice for you to have her over, but are you okay with it just being y’all? I can stay home from this conference so I can entertain Joel.”
I shake my head quickly. Maybe a bit too quickly.
“No dad, it’s fine,” I take a sip of orange juice, “They will only be here for the afternoon. It’s not worth you missing two days in Houston. You need to go.”
He takes my word for it and hurries to finish his breakfast. He should’ve left at 6am, but here we are at 10 and he’s still not left. I texted Joel under the table as soon as he took his plate to the sink. 
Pops is still here. You and Sarah are welcome as soon as he leaves.
I bring my half-finished eggs to the trash, scooping them into bin. 
“Do you need me to leave my credit card?”
I shake my head, “No, it’s fine. Joel is buying us pizza in return of allowing Sarah to use our pool.”
“You better not have told him we needed something in return of using the goddamn pool,” Dad fusses, “He is always welcome to it. God knows you hardly use it.”
I roll your eyes, “No, I didn’t say that to him.”
I actually told him that he could bend me over the kitchen counter in return for using the pool. 
I feel my phone buzz. 
From: Joel Miller
Can’t wait to see you, baby.
Dad left, and not even an hour later, Joel pulled up with Sarah in his truck. He was sporting some black swim trunks and gray t-shirt. Sarah giddily got out of the truck, sporting a pink one piece and flip flops. She hurried to the door, where she found me sporting the skimpiest bikini I owned. 
It was a red triangle bikini top and the cheekiest bottoms in my collection. Something very casual. 
Sarah gave me a warm smile, racing into the house and to the back sliding doors. It’s like she knew exactly where to go. Joel took his time grabbing their stuff. I lean against the door frame, taking him in. 
As soon as his eyes met mine, his eyes quickly averted down my body. He creeps closer, slinging his towel over his shoulder. 
“Evil,” He mutters walking pass me, “You can’t be doin’ this around Sarah.”
I smile, shutting the door behind him. He looms over me and I get a whiff of sunscreen. 
“Doing what?” I ask innocently.
He glances into the back yard where Sarah is already getting ready to jump into the pool. He’s making sure she’s not watching.
His arm wraps around my waist, grabbing onto my bare ass. I feel very small when I look up at him. His brown eyes bore into mine. 
“You sure are lucky that my Sarah is here, because if she wasn’t,” He pauses, “I’d take you right in front of the window here.”
He gestures to the window right by the front door. 
“But you’d like that wouldn’t you? Show the neighborhood who’s pussy this is.”
His hand rests right above the hem of my bottoms. I bite my lip. He knows what to say to make my brain melt and my words jumble together. But it’s a game.
I needed the chase, it made everything with Joel so much more satisfying and dangerous. 
I contemplate for a moment, before grabbing his chin gingerly.
“Why don’t you order those pizzas, babe?”
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“Look at this dive, Dad!”
I prop myself up on my lounger chair, watching Sarah dive into the deep end. Joel is meandering around the pool, his skin so beautifully touched by the sun. His tan was deep and seeing it glisten with the water all over his body, was just icing on the cake. 
“Very nice, baby,” He glances my way, noticing I’ve finally risen from my spot. After stuffing myself with pizza, I knew I had to lay out and let my bloated stomach go back to normal. 
I watch him rise from the water, using the steps to make his way over to me. The weight of the water drags his shorts a bit lower and seeing his toned tummy was a sight to behold. 
I look around him to see Sarah swimming laps, making sure she was occupied. He plops down next to me in the other lounger, grabbing his aviator suns from the table between us. 
“What’s your plans while your dad is gone?” He questions, propping his sunglasses on his nose. 
I shrug, leaning towards him to whisper, “Thinkin’ I’ll go across the street and fuck that hot MILF everyone won’t stop talkin’ about.”
He shakes his head, “That poor lady has a name, ya know?”
“It’s like Susan, isn’t it?”
“Lauren.”
I groan, “She even has a hot girl name! God damn!”
He chuckles, “No but seriously, what are you doin’?”
I look over to make sure Sarah couldn’t hear me. I watch her dive into the water again, “No plans. Just hangin’ around.”
He nods, laying back onto the chair, “Why don’t you come over tonight?”
My stomach drops. He asks it so nonchalantly.
“When Sarah is home?”
“She’s going to her grandparents tonight. They are takin’ her to some baseball game.”
So we get to be alone?
“Oh, okay,” I thought for a moment, “So you want me to come over and do what?”
“I don’t know,” He mumbles, “We can watch a movie. I’ll cook.”
If you would’ve asked me a month ago, I never once would have imagined a moment where Joel Miller would even give me the time of day. Now he’s asking to hangout with me outside of work? Spend time with just me? It seemed out of the realm of possibilities.
But I love that the offer stands.
“Sure, I’d love to,” I pause, “As long as the cooking is good. If not, we are ordering out again.”
“Hey,” He grumbles, “Fuck you, I’m an excellent cook.”
It’s like Sarah got superhuman hearing all of a sudden because she quips up.
“Don’t believe him! He burns eggs every morning!”
“Hey, you eat them anyway!”
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I arrive to the Miller’s around 7PM. I decided to walk again, trying not to tip off any of the neighbors leaving my car parked beside Joel’s truck. I decide for a black hoodie, jean shorts, and Converse. I didn’t bring a bag of things because technically, Joel didn’t say this was a sleepover. I am running on the assumption I am leaving after our… movie night?
I knock quickly, glancing back and forth between Joel’s neighbors. Both are pretty familiar with my dad, so I knew if I was spotted, they would rat me out. 
Joel swings the door open, this time, fully clothed. A casual outfit for Joel, jeans and a light grey t-shirt. 
“Come on in,” He mumbles, “Did you drive?”
I shake my head, “No. Walked. I took shortcuts, too.”
He grabs me quickly, pulling me inside. He glances around outside, making sure no one is outside. 
“I already had Mrs. Adler askin’ why I took Sarah over to your house today,” He says, shutting the door, “Hate when people are in my business.”
“What did you tell her?”
He smirks, “That I was fuckin’ my bosses’ daughter.”
My cheeks get hot. 
“Nah, just that you were givin’ Sarah time in your pool to practice her swimmin’. She stopped with the questions after that.”
I smack his chest, bringing down my hood. I take off my hoodie eventually, sporting a simple white tank top underneath. I toe off my shoes, propping them up by the door.
“We fucked once, so technically we aren’t fuckin’,” I tease, “Unless…”
He starts his way to the kitchen ignoring me.
“You hungry?”
Joel was a bad cook, but I wasn’t going to come in with judgment when it’s a free meal and he made it just for me. 
He stares me down from across his small dining room table, waiting for me to say something. We sit in silence for most of the meal. Not uncomfortable silence, just too in our own heads, I guess. I eat the last of my burnt brussel sprouts, trying not to let him read my mind like he usually does.
“You hate it don’t ya?”
I take one more bite, “I’m not a chef by any means either, Joel.”
He laughs, “That’s a good way to put it, little one.”
The nickname makes every hair on my legs stand up. He notices my demeanor change. He stands up, collecting our plates and brings them to the sink. I stand up to begin to help him, but he has other ideas. He stands over me as soon as I get up, his dark brown eyes raking me up and down. He reaches up to my biceps, running his warm hands up and down them. 
“You like it when I call you that?”
“What?” I croak out. I knew what he was talking about, but for some reason I wanted him to keep saying it. 
“Little one,” He whispers, “My little one.”
I swallow hard, “Y-yeah.”
“Gets you all riled up? Makes you think of the first time my face was between your thighs?”
I close my eyes, letting his hand start to run down my face, to my jawline, to my collarbones. I take in his scent. Amberwood, aftershave, and maybe a bit of cigar? It was intoxicating, his scent. 
“J-Joel,” is all I can mutter, “P-Please.”
I open my eyes finally, seeing him smirk, “What baby? What do you want?”
“Do it again,” I mumble, “I want you to do that again.”
His hand travels down to my waist, and with one arm, he hoists me up to the kitchen counter. My jean shorts ride up even more as he positions himself between my legs. 
“I need more than that, little one,” He says, “What exactly are you talkin’ about?”
He was going to make me lay it all out for him. I don’t know why I felt shy again, like I couldn’t say what I needed from him. 
Like before, he looks so tall and big standing over me. His hands feel so strong and his arms so toned. I wanted to jump his bones watching him at the pool earlier, watching him be at ease with no shirt on. His confident stride and stature was so attractive. 
“Speak up,” He demands, “Need you to say it.”
“I need you,” I drag it out, “I need you to eat me out.”
He starts hooking his fingers through my belt loops, lifting me out of my shorts, “What else?”
My mind goes blank for a second. 
“Fuck me?”
“No please?” he taunts.
“P-Please Joel,” I mutter, “Don’t make me beg.”
He chuckles lowly, “Oh I fuckin’ will.”
He doesn’t waste time completely tearing my thong off my body. I lean back, my head resting against the cabinets. The thong gets tossed across the room, now useless after being torn in two. 
He reaches up to bring my head forward, crashing our lips together. Our tongues battle instantly, both of us wanting to be dominant. He was so forceful, but it was everything I needed to be more sure in myself. I reach up, lacing my hands in his hair. 
He pulls away, his breathing fanning my already hot face, “You gonna be good for me, baby? Use those manners?” 
“Of course,” I moan, “P-Please do something.”
He takes off his shirt, his muscles highlighted differently in the low lit kitchen. I couldn’t help but stare as he gets on his knees, his face eye level with my pussy. 
God, I could never get over this view. 
He presses forward, giving my inner thighs kisses and small little love bites. 
He hooks both legs over his shoulders and dives in. He doesn’t start slow, oh no, he goes full starving-man-mode. He starts using his tongue to write the alphabet up and down my slit. When he finds my clit, he wraps his lips around and sucks. 
“Jesus fucking Christ,” I moan, “Don’t stop!”
He breaks away, only to put his index and middle finger into his mouth. He watches me as he traces my slit with his fingers, smiling as he sinks them into my hole. When he’s satisfied with my reaction, he finds his way back to my clit.
Between his fingers fucking me and his mouth working magic on my bud, I scream out not able to contain the build up I feel in my stomach. He only increases his speed, the wet lapping sounds only causing me to burst. 
He fucks me through it, as I moan his name over and over again. 
He pulls his fingers out of me, and stands up from his spot. My ass stays half on the counter and half falling off. I am basically only propped up by his leg. 
“Now that I got one out of you, little one,” He suggests, “’m going to fuck you until you can’t stand.”
I was so fucked out of my mind, I’m like jelly in his hands. He shimmies his pants off, his boxers tented by how hard he was. I just smile at the affect I had on him. 
“You okay to stand?”
I giggle, “I don’t think so, sir.”
As soon as I say it, I don’t have to worry about standing anymore. He reaches for my waist and repositions me on the counter. I stare down between us, his hard cock rubs my sensitive slit. 
“You’re so pretty, little one,” I hear him in my daze, but before I can respond, he eases himself into me. I moan out due to the glorious stretch, letting him get fully sheathed inside me. Instead of keeping me on the counter, he hooks his arms under my knees and lifts me up. In my shock, I wrap my arms around him, tucking my face into the crook of his neck. 
He sets a brutal pace, not paying much mind to my groans. It wasn’t that it was uncomfortable, it was just so much. 
My mind goes back to what he said, which only gets me more riled up. 
“God, I’m so full,” I moan into his ear, “You’re so good to me.”
I can feel his smile, “Better than you’ll ever have, baby.”
“You’re all I want,” I say absentmindedly, “I’m all yours.”
He props me back on the counter, pulling out of me briefly. He is throwing me around almost like a ragdoll. He lifts me up and spins me so I’m facing away from him. He moves my arms, so I can actually prop myself up on the counter. He lines back up, pushing himself back inside me. From this position, he somehow hits me in different places. He readjusts my body before settling back into a faster pace. With his right hand on my covered tit, his left hand reaches up to my throat. The sounds of slapping are so overstimulating in the best way possible. I couldn’t get enough. 
“All,” Thrust, “Fucking,” Thrust, “Mine.”
I feel the warmth in my stomach again. It had to be the mixture of him calling me his and the fact that his dick was hitting me in just the right spot. As soon as I hit my tipping point, it’s like he could tell because he slows down, his hand traveling down to my clit again. I fall over the edge, my eyes rolling back into my head as I moan out his name. My entire body is tense until it’s not. I fall forward, but before my head catches the edge of the counter, he holds me up against him. 
“I’m ‘bout to cum,” he groans, still fucking into me, “Want me inside?”
“Cum inside me, Joel,” I beg, hardly able to project my voice. 
I’m at his mercy, as he spills inside of me all the while telling me what I good girl I am. I finally find my footing, as he slips his cock out of me, letting his cum drip down my legs. He releases my body, walking away from me for a moment. I try to get ahold of my bearings, but all I can think is how I never want to stop doing this. I want more. 
I need more. 
“Here, turn to me baby,” He mumbles. I turn around noting the damp rag he has. He gets on one knee, using the rag to clean up his cum off my legs. I’m still very sensitive, so when he gets close to my mound, I jolt. It makes him giggle. 
Post-orgasm clarity started to hit me. I watch him stand up and lay the rag in the kitchen sink next to our plates. He was so fucking beautiful, his body glistening with sweat. He had to be the hottest thing I’ve ever seen. 
“You okay?”
I wet my lips, “I think I need you to fuck me every day.”
His beautiful smile reappears, “Is that so?”
I nod quickly, “Yes, sir.”
He creeps closer to me, his hand lacing around my waist again. 
“I’m sure that could be arranged,” He leans down and kisses my shoulder blade, “Now, which movie should we watch?”
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hiddencityhijinksau · 2 months
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I'm totally gonna create art for this - already have - but in the meantime I should probably explain this concept lol.
So basically, in one way or another, the turtles each stumble upon the Hidden City at around age 8 to 10, and decide to keep it a secret from their bros >:3
Leo is the first one, technically, when he goes out to explore NYC when he's eight, and discovers Run of the Mill Pizza, because I'm obsessed with the Uncle Hueso idea, but he doesn't go to the actual city until much later, though he knows of it's existence.
I actually kinda started writing this starting bit? It's totally unedited and missing bits but whatever, I'll include it under the cut.
Leo peered up at the manhole cover from the bottom of the ladder, imagining what he would see if he climbed up and lifted it. The young turtle mutant didn't get long to think about it, hearing his brothers call for him.
"I'm coming!" The 8 year old ran to catch up with his family, sending one last considering look at the rungs of the ladder.
Later that night, after his brothers were asleep and his father was dozing in front of the TV, the red-eared slider crept out of bed, utilizing all the stealth skills he'd learned from the lessons Splinter thought he hadn't been paying attention to. Once safely out of the Lair, Leo practically sprinted down the route to the manhole cover he'd spotted earlier. There were entrances closer to the Lair, of course, but this way, if he got caught sneaking back in he could say he was just wandering around the sewers.
Reaching the top of the ladder, the slider paused for a moment, savoring the adrenaline of what he was about to do. Splinter never even let them explore the sewers without him, nevermind letting Leo venture out on his own. And now he was about to go Topside!
Shoving at the metal disc with all his strength, Leo cautiously poked his head out, eyes wide to take it all in. Of course, this wasn't his first time on the surface – Splinter had taken all the boys with him once or twice for scavenging trips, especially when they were younger. But now, Leo was here on his own! This was so exciting!!
The slider climbed out of the manhole, tugging the cover almost back into place, but leaving a small gap so he could get in later, as he wasn't sure how to lift it from the top side.
Bouncing in place, Leo looked around the alley he'd surfaced in with a wide grin, wondering what he might find.
Hmm. There wasn't much in this alleyway. In fact, it was pretty much empty. Nothing but a few scraps of cardboard and a colourful graffiti tag decorated the concrete.
Well, Leo didn't come here just to hang out in one measly alleyway! Full of confidence, the eight-year-old marched to the end of the alley, pulling up the hood of his sweater as he rounded the corner.
Even with the late hour, there were still people on the streets, eyes focused on getting to their destination. No one paid attention to the small figure in a battered green hoodie hurrying along, sticking close to the wall.
Leo ducked into the next alley, heart pounding. Okay, so that was a lot more nerve-wracking without Dad or Raph than he'd thought it would be.
Luckily, he realized as he took in his surroundings, this alleyway was much more interesting than the one he'd come out of. There was a huge dumpster on one side, and the walls were covered in graffiti. Even better, the far end of the alley was actually a corner, meaning there was more to explore!
Leo started poking around, kicking at the small piles of trash and inspecting the locked dumpster. Not finding anything cool, he moved on, admiring the graffiti.
He ended up turning two more corners while following the trail of graffiti, and found himself facing the street again. The constant something of spray paint broke off at the corner, meaning the skull painting in this alley stood out sharply.
Bla blah blah some yokai open the door to run of the Mill while Leo watches from behind a dumpster or smth
Leo's eyes sparkled. Was that actual magic?! Donnie said magic was impossible, but Donnie also said it was impossible for the two of them to be twins, and Leo knew that wasn't true. The turtle bounced forward with glee, eager to see where those people had gone, only to stop short when the portal closed in his face.
Leo frowned. Clearly, he just hadn't been fast enough. Wait, what was that gesture they used to open it? Leo lifted his hand, trying to mimic the pose he'd seen, and wiggled it with great concentration.
Nothing happened.
Huffing, the boy tried again. And again. And was glaring at the wall, ready to shout at it to let him in, when he heard someone approaching the alleyway. Eyes lighting up with an idea, Leo darted behind the nearest dumpster and peeked out, watching carefully.
Sure enough, another mutant-like person entered the alley, heading for the graffiti tag. Leo stared hard at the gesture they made, but instead of waiting and trying to copy it, he darted in behind them as soon as the portal opened.
As soon as he was inside, Leo stopped. And stared.
There were so many people! And none of them were human.
"This is the coolest place I've ever seen," Leo whispered to himself in awe. He slowly started walking further in, craning his neck to stare at every little detail.
So entranced was he, that he didn't see the bony figure approaching until he nearly face-planted into their suit.
"Where are your parents, little pepino?"
Leo froze and looked up at the sound of the voice. Towering over him, arms crossed, was a frowning... skeleton?!
Instantly forgetting to feel guilty at being caught, Leo blurted out, "are you dead?!" His eyes were wider than they'd been all evening, he was sure. Because, come on, that was a walking, talking, skeleton man!!!
The aforementioned skeleton man, somehow, raised an eyebrow. "No, I am not dead. Have you never seen a skeleton yokai before?"
"No," Leo responded, eyes still wide. "What's a yokai?"
"Que pasa con este niño," the yokai muttered under his breath, then continued in a normal tone, "Yokai is what we are. You, me, and everyone in this restaurant is a yokai."
"Oh. Hey, what was that language you were talking in?"
The yokai looked at him weirdly, but Leo really did want to know! He'd only said one sentence but it sounded so cool! Leo already knew he wanted to learn it.
"Spanish. Why are you here, niño?"
"Uhhhhhh... Dad... sent me?" Leo cringed a little at the blatant lie, and decided to distract him with another question. "Can you say something in Spanish?!"
The yokai sighed. "Tell me your name and I'll consider it."
He beamed. "I'm Leo! What's your name?"
"You can call me Señor Hueso."
"Whoa, is your name in Spanish?! Wait wait wait you gotta say something in Spanish now! I told you my name!"
"Deberías estar en le cama, tortuguita."
"Coooool! What does that mean?"
"It means 'you should be in bed, little turtle'. Let's go, out, time for you to go home." Hueso began pushing at Leo's shoulders, nudging him towards the door.
"Whaaaat? Come on, you can't kick me out! I just got here!" Leo dug his heels in, refusing to be pushed.
"This is a restaurant, not a daycare. I do not have time to be babysitting lost children. Out!" With one final shove, Señor Hueso let go of Leo and prepared to shut the portal.
The turtle mutant stumbled and whirled around as soon he was free. "Wait! You're just gonna let a child wander around New York alone? At night? Isn't that illegal?"
"Well, since you won't tell me where your parents are..." Hueso trailed off with a raise of his eyebrow, waiting to see if Leo would offer any more information.
Leo huffed in defeat. He didn't want to admit it, but he was getting tired, as it was already far past his usual bedtime. "Fine, fine, I'm going! But I'll be back tomorrow!"
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Leo did in fact come back the next day. Hueso wasn't there when Leo scampered in behind a weird frog yokai, so the slider was quick to scurry off into the restaurant, hoping he could hang out for a little while before Hueso found him and kicked him out again.
To be continued...?
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Pairing: Bradley 'Rooster' Bradshaw x fem!reader
Summary: Everyone goes to the bar to celebrate your night off before training starts tomorrow and Hangman get's a little too much. Needless to say, protective Bradley is pretty fucking hot (contains smut).
Doesn't necessarily contain any spoilers for Top Gun, but if you don't want any type of spoilers, it's probably best not to read on :)
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He intertwines his fingers with yours, and the feeling of his skin against yours is enough to calm the butterflies in your stomach. It's not easy for either of you to be walking back into this place, but you were handpicked for this mission. That's not something you ignore. Besides, part of you feel like coming home.
"Ready?" he asks, and you nod. The bar is already full, but most turn around to see the final two pilots arrive. Bradley 'Rooster' Bradshaw's reputation definitely proceeds him, and you're happy to let him have the spotlight.
"Don't let go of my hand," he whispers and you squeeze his hand gently to let him know that you're right there next to him.
"Well, well, well. As I live and breathe," Jake smirks. He looks at your intertwined fingers before looking up at you.
"You really have scraped the bottom since last," he remarks. Everyone gets busy with the pool game as Jake walks up to you and Bradley. Last time you were here, you came here with Jake. A fact none of you have forgotten.
"Gee. 10 seconds before you turned into a right asshole. Must be a new record for you." It's safe to say there's no lost love between you and Hangman.
"Rooster," he says instead of rising to your comment.
"Hangman. You look good." His grip on your hand tightens but he keeps his face neutral. Nobody wants an argument on the last free night before your mission.
"I'm very good, Rooster. Wish I could say the same about you." He returns to the game, giving you and Bradley a chance to take some deep breaths.
"I need a drink," you state, moving towards the bar. Bradley stays put when Phoenix comes over. You give her a grin before disappearing into the crowd of people. Minutes later you're back with a round of beer for everyone. You deserve it before things get serious tomorrow, besides some old guy at the bar had broken one of Penny's rules, so it's on him.
"So, Y/N. I heard you tanked your last mission. Had to get demoted to the spare team." Already, you're starting to regret that you even showed up tonight. Jake hasn't changed one bit. You're thankful when Bradley's hand finds yours again to let you know that he won't intervene but he's right there.
"And I heard you still weep over me at night," you say with a sweet and very fake smile. It's the wrong thing to say. You know that instantly because everything in his face reveals how he goes from uncomfortable teasing to downright cruel.
"Maybe we should introductions out the way, huh? Coyote, I'd love to hear how you got your name," Phoenix tries to diffuse the tension but the damage has already been done.
"No no, it's fine. She's right. I do weep at night because even I have to admit that you were the best shag I've ever had," he starts, and you feel Bradley go rigid next to you. Jake notices it too and it only makes his smile wider.
"Rooster, I don't doubt you already know this because we both know she gives it up quite easily—"
"Another word out of your mouth, and I will make sure you'll be carried out of here by paramedics." He isn't shouting, he hasn't even stepped closer to Jake, but there's no doubt that he's very serious. You look up at his face, and you've never seen him this angry before. His entire body is tense, and you just know it's taking everything in him to keep himself from throwing himself at Jake.
"You know, I'd be scared if I didn't know your reputation as a pilot, Rooster." Jake is still smiling as he steps closer to Bradley. It's a big mistake, and everyone knows it. You spot Coyote and Payback move closer too - probably to step in when these two start throwing punches.
"At least I care about my teammates enough to not leave them behind," Bradley counters as he releases your hand and steps in front of you.
"Shit," you breathe. This is about to kick off.
"Boys... No fighting in here." Penny is watching the whole scene unfold, and you feel relief hit you like a brick. They're not dumb enough to continue when Penny is standing right there.
"We were just leaving, Penny." You offer her a quick smile before grabbing Bradley's hand and pulling him through the crowd. You force yourself not to look at Jake who's definitely watching you leave with a smirk. Thankfully, the cold air outside seems to help Bradley calm down because he turns to you and says: "I'm sorry. I know you can handle yourself but the things he was saying. No man should speak about a woman like tha—" You wrap your arms around his neck and kiss him. Now that you're not worried about a potential fight, you can't ignore just how fucking hot Bradley looked in there.
"You are ridiculously hot. I don't think I've ever been more attracted to you than I was in there," you say when you finally break apart. You're breathing heavily but you want more. You want all of him right now.
"That was hot? I thought I totally ruined feminism by acting like a caveman and not letting you handle him yourself," he chuckles. You grab him by the collar and drag him with you to the side of the bar with no windows. You push him up against the wall and places a hand between his legs to cup his bulge.
"Listen, I can handle Jake anytime, but you being protective is just... God, it's sexy." You kiss him again and feel his body respond to your touch, which just turns you on even more. Both his hands cup your cheeks as he kisses you back. When he gently bites your lip, you're about ready to swoon.
"We should go somewhere more private," he whispers as a drunk man stumbles out the bar. You're hidden in the shadows but you know it's much better to go back to your room.
"Let's go," you say and drag him with you.
The walk back takes a lot longer than it should because you just can't keep your hands off each other. Every two seconds, you stop just to feel each other. You can hardly describe how good it feels when his body is pressed against yours. When you finally return, your cheeks are burning from anticipation. You've already unbuttoned his shirt by the time you hear the soft click of the door closing. It is not fair for any man to look like this.
"The things I want to do to you," you note as you look at your incredibly gorgeous boyfriend.
"Tell me," he breathes, eyes full of desire. You lean up and whisper things that would make most people blush, but he isn't blushing. In fact, he's looking at you and dares you to do just that. To do as you please with him, and you're more than happy to comply.
"Lie down on the bed." You wet your lips as you watch him lie down on the bed completely at your command. It's so different from how he is normally, but it gives you flutters in your stomach. You crawl on top of him and unzip his pants. You want to take it slow and drive him crazy, but you realise quickly that you can't wait. You want to feel him inside of you.
"I'm going to ride you," you say out loud and lock eyes with him. You bite down on your lower lip as you watch him struggle to lay still. In a matter of moments, you're both naked and very ready. For just a brief second, you hover on top of him, but it's not nearly enough for any of you.
"Please." One single word and it does so many things to you that you're not even remotely coherent enough to analyze. Your hands lean on his muscular chest as you start moving up and down. The lamp on the night shade is bathing Bradley in a soft, golden light, and you feel speechlees at the sight. Small beads of sweat are resting on his forehead, and you just might come right then and there.
"That's it," he moans and brings up his hands to your waist to help set the pace. When he sits up with you on top, you feel everything tighten as you come the first time.
"One more," he breathes, and you can do nothing but obey. The second orgasm hits you just as he finishes. You're both sweaty and panting when he wraps his strong arms around your waist and holds you in place as he gets up from the bed and carries you to the bathroom.
"Better clean up before we go to bed," he says, carefully lifting you up and off him. The emptiness hits you but it isn't long until Bradley has got the warm water running and falls to his knees in the shower. You don't have to be told when you spread your legs to give him access.
"You're so beautiful," he whispers against your inner thigh as he places little kisses up your thigh. Your hands find his hair, and you pull slightly as he reaches the spot. Your legs grow weak as you squeeze your eyes shut. He directs one of your legs over his shoulder for better access, and you're absolutely done for.
"Bradley," you gasp and grip his hair tightly. He groans and you feel the vibrations. It's almost too much pleasure at once. By the time, the water turns cold, you're almost too sleepy to stand on your own.
"I love you," he smiles as you cuddle up in bed.
"And I love you, Bradley Bradshaw."
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welcometololaland · 3 months
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i keep missing these but it was nice to see tags from people (thank you so much everyone, it's nice to know people haven't forgotten about me lol) so i thought fuck it? even though it's friday? i never know what to post because 1/2 my tags are lone star and 1/2 are rwrb so have both i guess?
10 Things I Hate About You AU (an incident during sex)
—TK actually headbutts the ceiling. Hard. “Oh my god,” Carlos yelps as TK winces, one hand flying to the top of his head on instinct. He looks up and realises that the ceiling is way closer than it should be. “TK, are you okay?” “Yeah,” TK insists, even though when he opens both eyes the room looks a little fuzzy around the edges. “I’m fine. Keep going.” “I am— What?” Carlos asks incredulously. “TK, you could have a concussion!” “I don’t!” TK protests, even though he actually has no idea. The fact is, he might die if Carlos pulls out right now. “I’m fine.” “You almost put your head through the ceiling,” Carlos argues. “I can’t—” “You can’t or you don’t want to,” TK pouts. “Because I want to.” “TK, you’re leaning to the side,” Carlos points out drily. TK shakes his head. “No, I’m not.” “Yes, you are,” Carlos insists. “And stop shaking your head. Oh my god, aren’t you the one with the medical training?”
Eurotrip (alex is mad that he cockblocked himself)
Henry’s gut instinct is to apologise, but he holds his tongue. Instead, an incredulous laugh bubbles up in his throat. “Would you like me to insult you instead?” he asks, trying to keep his expression neutral despite the fact that he can feel his cheeks twitching. “No,” Alex mumbles. “But maybe you could agree to a blowjob in a confessional, or something.” “We are not having sex in a cathedral,” Henry replies, biting his lip in an increased effort to keep the laughter in. “I’m as agnostic as they come but that is a touch too sacrilegious for me.” “Fine,” Alex replies, his expression softening as he runs his tongue over his bottom lip. Bloody hypocrite, Henry thinks. “A castle then. A non-religious monument. A museum!” “Most of those places have tight security,” Henry points out. “I’d rather take my chances at the hostel.” “Not with Prudence around,” Alex mutters darkly. “She’s everywhere.” “She’s probably here right now,” Henry teases. Alex pretends to look under the table, then ducks his head back into view. “Either that or she’s been kidnapped.” “Alex, you can’t say that—” “I can and I will,” Alex insists. “But it doesn’t change that we have two more nights of forced celibacy before I can do some very bad things to you.”
thank you so much for the tags everyone! your sninppets are in my queue! @freneticfloetry @carlos-tk @affectionatelyrs @happiness-of-the-pursuit @indestructibleheart @inexplicablymine @firenati0n @sherryvalli @cold-blooded-jelly-doughnut @birdclowns @orchidscript @three-drink-amy @lemonlyman-dotcom @cha-melodius @heartstringsduet @carlos-in-glasses @suseagull04 @kiwiana-writes (and @hippolotamus for the last sentence game). Tagging you all back for next week!
also, just thinking about a few people i haven't seen words from recently (sorry if i missed) so tagging @goodways @reyesstrand @never-blooms @lightningboltreader @treluna4 @everwitch-magiks @celeritas2997 @ambiguouspenny @daisymae-12 @liminalmemories21 @theghostofashton for next week/sunday/whenever you post something, please tag me so i can ready it :)
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velvetyh · 2 years
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day 21 - eric - video games
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word count: 4.8k [⚠️]: blowjob, giving head under the desk, dirty talk, praising, facial, implied fem!reader, the reader is a huge tease and likes control, bad smut a/n: i am mentally prepared to get told that i don't know what I'm talking about, because i actually have no idea how to give a bj and I'm actually terrified of it lol. I know the fic is probably super bad, but i don't really see how i could make it better and i don't have the time nor the motivation to rewrite it so enjoy ig... 🤷‍♀️
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Laying on your bed, phone in hand opened on a shopping app, you sighed as the faint, satisfying clicking of the buttons of a controller served as background noise. Your boyfriend was sprawled on his gaming chair, elbows resting on the armchairs as he was focused on his screen. His raspy voice mumbled tactics signals to his friends, humming or groaning depending on whether he was winning or losing. 
Eric looked so fine clad in comfortable indoor clothes, a black beanie covering his head with a set of gaming headphones on top of them, lips only millimetres away from the small mic. As a mark of concentration, his bottom lip was sometimes sucked in between his teeth, brows slightly furrowed as his fingers rapidly moved on the controller, the clicking intensifying, the nervosity of the gesture making you look up.
His hands were becoming veinier and more tensed as he was clutching on his controller due to a tough situation his character was in, a sight for you to drool on. You knew it sounded really selfish, but they were your weakness, always shivering at how good they felt when they touched whatever part of your body, caressing your cheek or choking you. You couldn’t control it, pairing them up with his bulky arms and his glasses, it was the perfect combo to end you. 
Annoyance painted Eric’s bare face in a pinkish colour as his team wasn’t any near the top 10 as he started commanding his teammates through his mic. From your point of view, it looked extremely hot; you were always turned on when your boyfriend was getting mad, whether it was against you or a video game, the frown on his face and his eyes shooting angry bolts of lighting had you squeezing and rubbing your thighs together, just like you were currently doing on his bed.
To be able to focus more, Eric removed his glasses and threw them on his desk, the frame bothering him. His fingers went back on the controller even before the specs landed on the hard wooden surface. You refrained a strangled squeal when he was grunting and yelling at his friends, his Adam apple going up and down nervously as his eyes focused on the screen. Your body and mind were getting clouded by lust, needing to resist the urge to touch yourself right here on his bed, right behind him.
“Sunwoo-Hyung! Jeez, on your left!” Eric shouted and you managed to hear Sunwoo’s groan in his headset, making you smile at how serious they were taking this video game.
His sudden rise of voice had you placing your phone next to you, crawling to the far edge of the bed to get a closer look at the screen. He briefly looked to the side as you stood up, approaching the back of his chair before looking at the screen again. His tensed jawline was prominent, and, as tempting as it looked, you had to resist the urge to touch it, not wanting to disturb him and make him lose even more. You knew he was someone that could easily lose focus, so you didn’t move, not wanting to be the cause of the frown on his forehead to dig deeper.
The round was becoming so intense that you were also getting fidgety, the clicking of Eric’s fingers on the keys intensifying, harmonizing with your pounding heartbeat. The urge to whisper tactics to your boyfriend was very tempting, but you remained silent, not wanting him to shoo you away to concentrate. 
“Good job!” you mumbled through gritted teeth as he actually shot someone in a tight spot, earning his team a good number of points and new weapons. Eric slightly rose his fist in the air and looked at you, his teeth biting his bottom lip as he cockily grinned. You offered him a gentle smile before pecking the top of his head, earning a smile from him. 
“Let’s go, guys, we’re almost there,” he said as you both looked at the screen again, Eric further discussing with his friends for the rest of the game.
Sighing, you shifted and leaned your hip against his desk as you needed to shift positions, discreetly stealing his glasses. They were blue light blocking ones that you had gifted him last Christmas after he had complained to you many times that his eyes hurt after spending days on end in front of his computer, either playing video games or working on his college assignments. Since then, they never left him when he was at home, always perched on his nose, even if he wasn’t using any device. 
“I just think I look good in them,” he had muttered in your ear once as he walked into the kitchen where you were making brownies, smiling as you giggled at his choice of accessories. It kind of worked with the outfit he had chosen for the day, but it was something that you didn’t imagine him using as a fashion element. Seeing that you were getting back to baking, his smile had quickly turned into a whine and his arms had wrapped around your waist, trying to distract you from focusing your attention on something else than him. After a few attempts and persistence, he managed to get you to the couch and make you ride his thigh.
Eric anxiously hissing in his mic had your wandering mind coming back to reality, your heart running miles per hour at your memory and the sight of his in-game life going dangerously low. You smirked as you seized his glasses, quickly putting them on.
Deciding that it was the perfect opportunity to fulfil the small flower of lust that was gradually blooming within you, you dropped to your knees the following second and crawled under the desk with an idea in mind. Your boyfriend did not notice any of your actions, his knee bouncing under the desk and his legs were spread wide apart. It was his favourite position to play in, and you were glad; it was as if his subconscious approved the dirty idea that you had in mind.  
Eric nearly jumped out of his skin when he felt a hand on his knee, thinking that you were still beside him, his leg immediately stopped bouncing as you gripped it on top of the fabric of his sweatpants. With a frown, Eric briefly stopped his game and looked under the table, a smirk appearing on his face. The way you were looking at him from above the frame of his specs had his heart skip a beat and blood rush to his dick.
Resting his controller on his crotch in order to shield his growing boner from your curious eyes, he gave you the perfect view of his hands and dexterous fingers rapidly playing with the buttons and joysticks. You bit back a moan as you couldn’t take your eyes off them, wishing that he was toying with your nipples instead of the controller. He had played with them many times before, and you always got a vivid physical memory each time you stared at his hands.
You kept caressing his knee, slowly aiming for his upper leg, fingers teasing him as you went higher at each caress, getting to feel his muscular inner thighs. Eric was getting fidgety and his breath was quickening, a good sign that your plan was working. 
Eric couldn’t deny it, his aim and his clicking were less precise, missing a headshot by just a millisecond. Your hands were so unpredictable and curious that it was getting hard for him to focus, mind too cloudy with dirty fantasies (that were most likely bound to happen if you kept your ministrations going) to even hear what his teammates had to say to him.
“Fuck,” Eric muttered under his breath. Thank god he didn’t moan your name along with the curse, it easily passed as frustration to have missed a shot in-game, not an upcoming dirty favour happening in between his legs.
You gently gripped his knees and applied pressure to make the chair roll slightly backwards, making yourself comfortable with your head on his lap, lovingly looking up at him. Eric was focused on the game, his team was now in a great place but still in danger, so the tension remained the same.  
“Y/N, we’re near top 5 baby, I’m almost done,” Eric mumbled after lifting his mic up in one -hot- swift motion, eyes remaining glued to the screen and following his character’s movements.
“I know how it is,” you retorted, mouth turning into a pout. “You always say that you’re almost done but then I wait for hours on end,” he looked at you for a brief instant, a soft smile growing on his lips at how in love you looked while staring up at him with a pouty look on your face.
“I promise once I’m done with that I’m all yours,” he whispered, caressing your cheek with a distracted hand, retracting it almost immediately as he had to move along with his team. “I promise I’ll fuck you nicely once I’m done,” he smirked with a wink directed to you before readjusting his headset, as well as his mic to communicate with his friends. 
Despite your heart pounding in your ribcage, his words didn’t convince you at all. Eric pressed his index on his mouth, signalling you to keep quiet, scared that his friends could hear you. You knew they were great at persuading and influencing him to play another round, then another, and another, till the sun rose again, leaving you cuddle-deprived, needy, and dry. You weren’t going to let that pass. You were horny for your boyfriend, at this exact moment, and not even his promise was going to make you change your mind.
Eric’s eyes briefly shifted down as you caressed his thighs up and down, each time going closer, his eyes almost fluttering close, but the voices in his headphones reminded him that he had to resume playing and actively talk. He was in a tough situation; he didn’t want to let his friends, or his partner down. He was stuck, he did not know what to do. 
You cockily smirked when Eric’s eyes waved at your touch, your fingers enclosing the hem of his sweatpants, your boyfriend swiftly lifting his thighs for you to pull his pants down, making them pool at his feet before helping him to kick them off.
It went unnoticed by you, but Eric slowly lifted his hoodie, letting the waistband of his boxers be the first thing you would look back at him. The shadow his boner created in his underwear vanished in the darkness of his hoodie and t-shirt underneath, making you lightly gasp as you went to caress his crotch, surprised to feel the growing tent in his boxers. 
“So pretty,” you whispered to yourself as you kept rubbing his lengthy cock on top of the fabric, looking up through your lashes to check his reaction. 
What a fucking sight. 
Eric’s bottom lip was sucked between his teeth, eyes growing with lust as he struggled to keep them open, watching them flicker in utter desire. His hands were clutching the controller, quivering fingers pressing different buttons, his confidence slowly evaporating under your touch. The veins on his forearms were becoming more prominent each second passing by, resisting the urge to feel them under your fingertips. His jaws were clenched in anticipation, apprehending every single one of your moves. 
“Relax, baby,” you mumbled as his knee started bouncing again, yet immediately stopped as you kissed the inner part of his thighs, slowly making your way to his cock. 
He heavily exhaled and blinked a few times, trying to get rid of the lust clouding his iris and focus on his game instead of you, his cock growing hard under your ministrations. He wasn’t going to last long if you kept teasing him like that.
His hips jolted when you pressed vivid kisses on the underside of his clothed cock, hand stroking his balls through the cotton before going back to his thighs that you loved to sit on. You were just obsessed with how comfortable, soft and pleasuring they could get. Eric loved to see you get off on his thigh, looking like an absolute goddess with messy hair and a fucked-out face, desperately riding your swollen clit on his flexing, strong muscles. However, seeing you on your knees right before him, a few seconds away from sucking him off, was just enough to turn his usual steady breathing into a laboured one.
You gently shifted one of the headphones off his ear for him to hear you, Eric immediately lifting his mic as you sat on his lap, leaning your chest against his, your boyfriend refraining a moan at the sensation of your boobs against him.
“Y/N, fuck. Please- do something,” he pleaded, almost out-of-breath, eyes boring into yours. You pouted, wrapping your arms around his neck, Eric quickly kissed your lips as his body relaxed for a second, his game put to the side.
“Can I suck you off?” you requested, and his eyes lingered on your lips, smirk growing and eyes fluttering as he imagined them wrapped around the tip of his cock, teasing him like you always did. 
You did something he adored, and you felt it as you were pretty much sitting on his cock. Looking as innocent – and corruptible – as possible, you opened your eyes widely and slightly raised your eyebrows, blinking in slight fake confusion and pouted, your behaviour making Eric sharply inhale. He loved when you played with him like that, wanting to do nothing but ruin you till you were crying his name out of pleasure. You caressed his cheek and softly smiled when you heard Sunwoo calling for your boyfriend’s name in the headset, his eyes shifting to the computer as he saw Sunwoo’s character dumbly jumping in front of his AFK one. 
Gently, he helped you off his lap to let you rest on your knees like before, cradling your cheek in his hand, thumb rubbing the skin right under your eye.
“Do it, baby,” he said, and you giddily beamed, Eric’s hand wrapping around your chin stopping you in your excitement, “you can do it, but you’re not allowed to make a single noise, okay? I don’t want the boys to make any comment about it.”
“Yes,” you approved, and Eric lightly frowned, his smirk still painted on his face, feeling mischievous. “Yes who?” “Yes, Sir,” you whispered, and he fully kissed your lips, cutting the oxygen in your lungs before going back to his game after bumping your nose with his, as if nothing happened, letting you go back on your knees under the desk.
“Sorry bro, I was talking to Y/N. She wants us to stop playing,” he teased with a slight smirk and a wink as he looked down at you, gesturing you with his eyes to get closer to his cock. He almost added that his baby girl was a needy little slut, but as the possessive man that he is, he decided to keep that thought to himself. He’ll keep the humiliation for a future time. Who knows, maybe you’re going to find it as hot as he does.
Your mouth was salivating as you noticed that Eric’s cock was as hard as a rock. You played with the waistband of his underwear and gently tugged on it, pressing on his pelvic bone as he rose his hips in the air to let you get rid of his undergarments. You shook your head without looking at him, silently telling him that you had everything in control, and he chuckled, letting you do your thing. 
Only the tip of his cock appeared, Eric slightly hissing as the ambient air caressed his sensitive tip. He wished he could command you, telling how he wanted his cock sucked, but the mic was his current biggest enemy, only able to enjoy what actions you chose to satisfy and relieve him from the painful boner that you caused with your horniness.
The underwear waistband was now nicely tucked under his balls, acting like a push-up, making them bigger than they look. His length stood up proudly in front of your eyes, precum dripping from the tip. It made you giggle at how hard he was, also feeling turned on that you were the reason for his erection. 
You looked up at your boyfriend and he briefly looked down at you with a grin, seizing the opportunity of the in-game reducing fight zone to kiss your lips with such a force that his headset almost fell off his head, thumb lingering on your lips as you started sucking on it. 
“Such a good girl for me, so pretty,” he mumbled, and you hummed around his digit, eyes boring into his. 
Oh my god, you looked so fuckable like that. He wished he could do much more to you than letting you suck on his cock.
“Yeah dude?” he said, sighing as he sat back comfortably in his desk chair, readjusting his hips, his cock inching closer to your face. It was so hot of him to play two games at the same time; one second he’s praising you, and the next he acts like nothing’s going on, like he’s alone in his bedroom, chatting and laughing with his friends. 
You smirked, ready to put your plan into action, gathering saliva on your tongue by rubbing your tongue on your palate. You stood straight on your knees, your face now hovering above his angry tip. It was red, sometimes twitching due to his nasty thoughts or your breaths, begging to be touched or sucked. If you wanted to, you could easily start sucking him off right on the spot, but you decided to make him marinate a bit. 
Eric’s mouth slightly fell ajar as he felt your warm spit on his tip, rolling down his veiny length to his balls. His girth twitched around nothing, Eric grinning as you watched it roll down his shaft on its own, soon wrapping your pretty, plump lips around his tip. Your boyfriend exhaled and threw his head back, only for it to bump against the small pillow that was latched to his gaming chair. He bit on his bottom lip hard, trying not to moan out your name to awaken the suspicions of his friends, but it was harder than he had imagined. 
Sucking on his tip like a lollipop, swirling your tongue around it, you gathered a mix of your spit and his precum and went deeper, taking more of his cock inside your mouth. Humming around it so as not to gag too much, you wrapped your hand around the rest of the length that you couldn’t fit past your lips and hollowed your cheeks, Eric letting out a small whine.
“Y-Yeah yeah I’m fine bro, I just stubbed my toe against m-my desk, fuck!” he whispered in his mic, out-of-breath, and you looked up at him with a smirk, your head still bobbing up and down his shaft, taking as much of his as you could without making too many suspicious noises. 
Releasing his cock with a small ‘pop’, Eric slowly felt like ascending to heaven. The situation was so thrilling and forbidden, he loved every second of it. Between the excitement of getting caught by his friends and the suck you were giving him, he was slowly getting overwhelmed, barely focusing on the video game anymore. 
Wrapping your hand around his length, you licked a fat stripe up to his tip while looking at him, feeling it twitch in your hold as you alternated your pace, going fast before slowing down to a painful rhythm, your expert wrist helping your mouth. Eric was so sensitive to your skills, it made you want to touch him till he came all over himself and you, too, just to ruin him. With your tongue, you followed the vein swathed around his shaft down to his balls and started teasing and playing with them, knowing that it never failed to rile him up. 
And you were right. His breaths were getting quicker and more laboured, holding his controller in his left hand as the other was on his face, trying to cover his mouth and facial expressions as much as possible. He just wanted to press down your head to reach the back of your throat, feeling you swallow around him, but he knew just as well as you that it would make too much noise to go unnoticed.
“K-Keep going Y/N, fuck,” he muffled his mic with his palm for a second to moan out your name, your panties getting wetter at the sight that was rolling in front of your eyes and his needy call of your name.
“G-Guys I’m muting myself for a sec, Y/N wants to tell me about her day,” he said and didn’t even wait for his friends to give him an answer and disconnected himself from the Discord server, whispering some profanities as you were sucking him off and he was getting shot in his game. 
“Oh my god Y/N, baby, baby! Your mouth feels like Heaven, fuck! You’re amazing baby, please don’t stop. You’re making me feel so damn great,” he babbled his praising as his veiny hands gripped his controller hard, eyes going back and forth between you between his legs and the computer screen.
“You’re so fucking hot while sucking my cock, Y/N. You’re gonna be the death of me, baby,” he panted, slightly pressing on the back of your head as you moaned around his shaft, Eric resisting the impulsive urge to buck his hips into your mouth to stuff your mouth with his cock more as his moans got suddenly a pitch higher.
Tears started gathering in your eyes as he was deep in your mouth, rubbing against your cheeks, strangled moans erupting from his pretty lips when your throat closed around him over and over again, tongue swirling around the rest of his length, feeling the roughness and irregularity of his cock skin.
Pulling away for air, spit connected your lips to his tip, soon disappearing as you started stroking him up and down at a steady rhythm while catching your breath back. Your movements never faltered as you locked eyes with his ones blown with lust, slowly bending to lick the sides and underside of his shaft, his tip nicely coated with your spit tickling your forehead. 
“Oh my god, baby,” he groaned, making you smirk as you licked his tip, focusing on it like you had your favourite-flavoured lollipop in your mouth. You relaxed your jaw as much as possible, taking him further each time you bobbed your head, hollowing your cheeks when you felt like it, making him whine. 
Gagging around him, tears rolled down your cheeks as you took him the furthest you could, his tip resting at the back of your throat as you tickled his pelvic bone with your nose, Eric’s moans pushing you to pleasure him as much as you could. 
“Look at me baby, look at me, please. You’re- ah! You’re so sexy.” Not able to resist his pleas, you looked up at him through your lashes pearled with tears, Eric throwing his head back at your state. 
He didn’t know how he still hasn’t cummed yet; you looked so damn pretty between his legs with his cock stuffed down your throat, tears wetting your cheeks as the saliva and precum gathered around your mouth rolled down to your chin, soon falling in droplets on the carpeted floor. 
“Just a bit more baby, you’re gonna make me cum soon,” he airily whispered, his hands going in your hair to do a makeshift ponytail.
“I want every drop of it,” you mumbled after pulling away, jerking him off as you licked his balls, staring up at him with a grin, slightly sniffling. You knew how to talk to him, he was now desperate to mess your face and mouth up with his release. 
Even if his cock was already nicely glazed with your spit, you decided to add some more, just for more ease to slide it in your mouth. Now that his mic was turned off, you could make all the noise that you wanted, messily spitting and slurping around his cock as you took him as far as you could, Eric’s moans getting more graphic than before, signalling you that he was close.  
“Are you close, baby,” you asked him while pressing your thumb on his slit, applying pressure on it as your other hand gripped the length. He groaned in pleasure, and you hummed, loving how vocal he could get. Your panties were sticking to your core, you never actually realised how turned on you could get while giving your handsome boyfriend a blowjob.  
“I’m so close, just a bit more, darling, please,” he pleaded, and you nodded, fastening your pace around his cock as you went back to bob your head up and down his veiny length, the slurping noises mixing with his moans and your whiney hums only enhancing the pornographic aspects of the scene. 
“Oh god, oh god, Y/N, baby, just like that, you’re so good at this I swear,” he whispered as your hand wrapped around his shaft and started stroking him harsher than before, feeling throbbing against your tongue. His shaft engorged with blood and lust got harder as he was getting closer and closer to his release each second passing by, his orgasm approaching him like a wild animal hunting its prey, ready to pounce at any good stroke. 
“Right there, right there,” he whined as you rubbed his cock against your inner cheek, mimicking the sensation of your walls. Eric’s chest was heaving up and down rapidly, choking on his own breath as his hand at the back of your head applied pressure to make you take more of his cock. 
“Baby, quick, can I cum down your throat, please?” he asked, and you immediately removed yourself from his cock, Eric feeling his high vanish. He emitted a strangled whine as you devilishly smiled at him, twisting your hand up and down around his shaft, squeezing him just tight enough to drive him crazy. 
“Y/N, I’m gonna cum- ah! Please tell me where!” he begged panicked to cum on or around nothing, - which was for him the synonym of a ruined orgasm - his hands clutching the armrests as his hair stuck to his sweaty forehead, making him look absolutely stunning.
He was ruined, and you loved this. You were high on lust just by watching and listening to him.
His moans were getting higher and sorer, his voice soon breaking as he pitifully moaned out your name. It was so hot and satisfying to see how much he was a begging mess just to reach his high. This view opened windows on new kinks, but that was going to wait. 
“Y/N, Y/N, fuck, fuck, fuck!”
“Look at me, babe,” you ordered before opening your mouth, drawing out your tongue, hand going faster around his shaft, the other messing around with his balls. You squeezed his length, and that was the last straw, his cum erupting from his cock like a geyser, landing on your face, hands and tongue in droplets and small drizzles, Eric buckling his hips in your hand as you helped him to fully ride his orgasm, your name being the only thing that shamelessly rolled off his lustful tongue. 
Once he came down from his high, you clenched around nothing as his dick twitched when his eyes landed on your cum-covered state, noticing how much it turned him on to give you a nice facial.
“That’s even better than down your throat, thank you so much, babe,” he said before bending down to press his lips against yours, his hand wrapping around your throat. 
“Next time it’s gonna be inside me,” you teased, and Eric let out a mix between a chuckle and a moan, resting against his chair, exhausted from his orgasm. He closed his eyes for a second, and you pressed your hands on his thighs and shifted your weight to get up, Eric immediately pulling you on his lap, tired arms wrapping around your waist with his face in the skin of your neck that thankfully remained untouched.
Resting on the side of his keyboard next to his tossed controller, the screen of Eric’s phone lit up, notifying him of a message from Sunwoo.
Sunwoo: “That’s what you meant with “talking about her day”, huh?”
… Wait. What?
Not even a second later, another message popped up.
Sunwoo: “I’m not sure she got a lot of talking done tbh”
Shit.
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nohiketoosmall · 2 months
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Estimating the Size of the Big Snake: What If I wanted to make a Big Snake Plushie?
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I, too, was excited about Freek Vonk's video of the giant anaconda and, as I do, I began considering the dimensions of this anaconda.
The Professor described this snake as having a head as large as his and a torso as wide as a tire.
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I have put the head as a slight large estimate, about .3m is about a foot long. .42-.47 would be a small-ish tire, 16-18 inches. The full length is 7.9 meters AKA 26 feet.
Now, this is not a scientific diagram of this anaconda, so please do not take it as such. But I created this diagram for a very specific reason.
You see, there is a tool in Blender that allows me to find the surface area of this model. The surface area is roughly 8.6 meters squared. Which means I would need a mere 10.2 square yards of fabric in total to sew this into a 26 foot long plushie
Now I don't know much about fabrics but this cotton velveteen seems like a good candidate because it would be somewhat plush while being strong, it's recommended for stiffer items like curtains and pillows (and ideally this would be made with a natural fiber)
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Taking into account the velveteen is 55in wide, it shrinks 8% in length, I believe 7.86 yards would be needed. 8 yards would be approximately $127.60, although 10 yards would likely be preferable in order to have extra fabric, depending on how the pattern would be made ($146.50)
In addition, I think using a separate fabric, such as a satin or sateen, would be good for the bottom half
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I have hellpfully made this diagram for the dimensions of the separate pieces
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This way you'd need closer to ~5 meters of the top one and probably similar for the bottom one (assuming its thinner in width)
Anacondas do have distinctive markings though, so how would you do them? Heres a model I made for reference:
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Well, there are a couple ways, and youd need dye for it and the main body. My current theory is that you could simply make circular fabric spots, dye them black and place them over top of the olive snake body. That would require another couple meters of fabric.
You could use the same meters of fabric and cut out the spots out and then sew them together but I feel like that would really reduce the structural integrity of it, and since this would be 26 feet long / 8 meters you really want to keep the sewn together bits to a minimum, I think. Unless maybe you're very good at quilting, which I am not.
You could make the black and orange spots a different fabric as well, either a satin, sateen, silk, minky, velvet, or something else entirely. I like the idea of the snake having textures.
Anyways, there is a very good chance I could sew a 26-foot-long anaconda for sub-$200. The filling is quite expensive, though, and I'm not sure how to estimate its price (the anaconda is about .78 meters cubed but stuffing doesnt seem to have clear estimates)
Anyways I'm not a sewist and getting its face perfect is a whole other thing but I hope you enjoyed this journey.
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The Witches and Wizards Job 39-40-41-42-43
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THIRTY NINE
I woke up on a relatively soft surface, which was more than I'd expected. Someone had put a pillow under my head, and there were quiet voices nearby, much louder ones further away. The warmth of Mouse against my leg and on my stomach was a welcome presence, and I reached down to rub his ears. He licked my hand and I heard his tail thumping against something soft. "Did we win?"
"Harry." Parker's voice was nearby. She moved closer and my breath caught. She'd put on the spider gown, an exquisite half-sheath of peach and gold and salmon tones, she'd done up her hair and put on make-up. She looked like a bona-fide, invited, certified guest of the party. In the darkness of the room she gleamed faintly, like a fallen star, the spider silk reacting to my presence. Lights, blue and red and white, flashed through a nearby window.
"I take it the cops are here."
"Well, yeah, but we called them," she specified, sitting next to me. "They're keeping the news people out. Everyone's all over that tidal wave that came out of nowhere and no one can explain." She gave me a tiny, wicked, utterly delighted look. "That was magic. And I was there to see it."
"It was, you were," I agreed. It was hard to get down on myself when there was someone around who so wholeheartedly approved of what I was, what I could do, all the glory and the violence of it, the grit and the beauty. "Nothing else was strong enough to maybe kill the dragon."
"Oh, it did," she assured me, then gestured with her hands to mime something being torn in half. She even made a squelching sound.
I had to laugh, and found that, overall, I wasn't terribly sore or hurt. Bone-tired, yes, I felt like I'd scraped a bottom to my magic I didn't even know was there. But nothing was burn, broken, or bleeding. "The Blackbird? Grandmother?"
"We've got them. Nate said to wait for you, though. Can you stand?"
"Oh, for this I can stand, dance and run a marathon," I told her, sitting up. I rode out a wave of diziness and got to my bare feet, felt them sting a little. My mouth tasted of the sea, and I could feel salt and sand in places best left unmentioned. I was suddenly starved, and I would have loved to wash my mouth if nothing else, but I didn't care. I wanted to see how it ended between Koschei and Baba Yaga.
I'd been lying in a bed that dominated a small room, probably a guest bedroom. My duster had been tossed at the feet of it, and I snagged it as I went, Mouse jumping down lightly to follow Parker and me. On top of a chest of drawers that matched the bed were the rest of my things, and I gave her an amused look. "All together in the same place?"
She grinned at me. "Amateurs. Oh." She rushed back into the room, grabbed a small bundle from the bed, and brought it back to me as I shrugged on the duster. "Nate said you should have this."
I looked down at a familiar bundle wrapped in a plain tablecloth and a lot of duct tape, and a few things made sense. "Fried your bud when you read it, didn't it."
She nodded.
"I should've thought of that."
"Harry, we all should've thought of that. We didn't. I should've got a mirror piece anyways, but I didn't." She shrugged easily. "It still worked out. I stole your earclip," she informed me lightly as she opened the door. My staff was resting by it, and I grabbed it as I followed.
We stepped out onto a hallway and golden light; just past the door, Eliot and Hardison were talking to a man with ash-brown hair cut very short and sharp eyes, dressed casually except for the Red Sox jacket and the discreet bulge of a gun, and a woman with long blonde hair, keen blue eyes and strong, mobile features, dressed as if she'd thrown on the first thing she could find when she'd jumped out of bed, her badge and her gun worn on her belt. Both of them had that unmistakable set to their shoulders of a cop on the trail of something important. He asked them something in the thickest Boston accent I'd yet heard of anyone, and all four of them chuckled low.
Hardison handed him Wattsford's little black notebook. Eliot handed her the sheaf of folders.
"That him?" The man shuffled through the notebook, his face going hard, before he looked up and pointed at me, back to his casual, easy manner. Parker, ironically, didn't get more than an admiring look from both of them, and why should she? She wasn't wearing the skin-fitted black of a thief, she was dressed like someone who'd come to a party.
"I didn't do anything," I replied automatically.
"Yeah, that's him," the woman confirmed with a touch of dark humor to her voice.
I sputtered, vaguely insulted. What's the point of proclaiming your innocence if no one's gonna even pretend to believe you?
"Harry is a consultant," Eliot told them both mildly. "He'll be going home soon, and hopefully we won't be getting him in trouble for a while."
"Like you never get me in trouble?" the man shot back, all amusement, but they all shook hands and parted ways amicably enough.
Eliot and Hardison came over to meet us. The hacker could barely take his eyes off Parker, so it was the hitter who offered me his hand, his eyes dancing, his smile warm as ever. "Sir."
"Sir." I shook his hand back. "I swear I didn't do any of it on purpose."
"The hell you didn't." Eliot snorted in amusement. "I'm glad you're on our side, Harry."
"Til the day I die," I assured him.
"May it be long in coming," he replied as if he were reciting a prayer. "Now come on. Time to finish this."
I followed them down the hallway to the main area of the mansion. "So the van did work, or did you and my dog run all the way across the grounds?"
"I absolutely don't doubt Mouse could run the distance and carry me," Hardison admitted. "I don't run if I can help it, it's undignified. The van did work, it's still working, actually. As much as a seven hundred pound computer made of cathode tubes can be said to be working."
"Those were the original computers, no?"
"No! What I made was better, stronger and capable of carrying you around without fritzing or exploding, capable of hacking into the security cameras so I could see where to go without running into the security people, capable of gagging the electrical system without actually frying it so we could pretend you were being all magic-like while I did my job." The hacker looked entirely too pleased with himself. "You brought me a dedicated, single system OS and I hacked it."
"You hacked magic?"
"I damn well hacked magic."
I couldn't very well refute him. Aside from the spider's phone, every single bit of on-site tech had worked because Hardison had strong-armed it into working, no more, no less.
"You did not," Eliot protested wearily, face scrunched up.
"I did."
"He did."
"Don't enc- Harry, don't encourage him."
"But he did."
"He did not - you did not hack magic, man."
"I absolutely did. Tell me how I did not."
"I -" The hitter shot me a look.
I could only shrug. Eliot looked at Parker. "He kinda did a little," she murmured sheepishly, much to his wounded indignation, and we all went into the main receiving room.
FORTY
"Where's everyone?"
Nate turned from inspecting the small, elegant little clavichord in the room, sipping on a cup of very strong coffee, and examined Leverage's consulting wizard. There were deep shadows under Dresden's eyes, and his hair was going every which way, salt hardening it into peaks here and there. His clothing was singed and still faintly damp, and he smelled of the sea. Not for a minute did the mastermind doubt that he was ready for round two, three and twenty, if that was what it took.
Nate didn't believe in people, not overmuch. He believed in his people; he'd worked with them, he'd seen the steel in their souls often enough to know it ran true to the core of them. But of the average person he expected very little, or nothing at all; he'd seen them crumple far too often under the burdens of the world. He didn't hold it against them, not ever. He himself had crumpled once before, like cheap tin. It had been a labor of years to re-cast himself, to find his own steel. In Dresden, that core ran through and then some. What Leverage faced together, relying on one another, the wizard faced alone. His horrors weren't faceless or nameless; they were solid, real and truly monstrous, even if sometimes those monsters were on his side. Harry Dresden had drawn a line on the sand and he would defend it to his destruction, or that of his enemies.
Then again, he'd seen much the same thing when he'd accidentally Soulgazed the wizard. That, and more. For a while after Nate had kept looking down at himself, expecting to find himself spattered to the neck with blood and perplexed that, every time, he wasn't.
"Gone. None of them wanted to stay to talk to the police," he told Dresden. "We asked mister Stone to keep back only the ones that weren't liable to eat anyone." Over one shoulder he looked at a corner of the room. "And the ones that didn't want to leave."
As if summoned by those words, Classy and his people, six in number, rose from where they were sitting or slouching and drew lazily closer. "We're runnin' a legitimate business here," Classy told Nate mildly; he had never put his jacket back on, or rolled down his sleeves. "Ain't got no reason to run from no fuckin' terriers."
"Yes, well," the mastermind agreed in the same even tone. "You do have to admit that's not a common attitude."
Classy shoved his hands in his pockets and snorted in amusement. "Yeah, alright. I'll be fuckin' honest," he added, tipping his chin and grinning maliciously. "I woulda stayed to see how that ends, police or not." His people muttered in agreement.
Dresden turned to look at what Classy had pointed out. Koschei was sprawled on a chair, asleep, snoring faintly. There was a single, long, thin silver chain binding him to the chair, hardly looking like it would keep him there. What might do the job, however, was the immense bird-like creature hovering just behind him, long neck twisting this way and that, a woman's face at the end of it, its eyes a rich, dark gold with black pupils, like a bird's. She was stout and exceedingly fluffy, each feather three colors, red, black and white-tipped, her train made of iridescent black feathers. She was clucking cheerfully to herself like a contented hen.
All around them, the wizard suddenly realized, were the portraits, eight in total, seven fakes and one copy. "Did you have to bring them all?" he asked Nate.
"I wanted to make a point," the mastermind explained, giving him time to take in the rest of the room. Off by the bar, Vanya Fedorov and Nick flanked the woman from the portrait, who'd wrapped an exquisitely knotted blue shawl about her shoulders; it glowed like a piece of the night sky, dark blue studded with tiny winking dots. Grandmother herself looked far more put together, less fragile and wounded, though still as delicate as the cup full of tea in her hands. Nick had found a garishly colorful shirt and a pair of shorts, and no one had forced him to put on shoes, so he looked absolutely delighted at the proceedings, even if there were none currently ongoing to delight him. Next to him, holding onto a glass of something strong she had yet to sip, was Jessamine Lochlin.
By the door to the main drawing room, never taking his gaze off the shark, stood Stone. He was wearing a plain shirt that barely fit him, and his somewhat bedraggled pants, but otherwise looked implacably unharmed.
"What happened to Fedorov's uncle?" Harry asked quietly.
"Fedorov called his father. Hard to tell which one of them was angrier at the betrayal," Nate replied in the same quiet undertone before pitching his voice to carry. "Sophie, go ahead and wake him up."
Beautiful and radiant still despite the night's shenanigans, the grifter came close to the Russian wizard and pulled from his black hair a lacquered comb - the same comb Parker had originally stolen from the Blackbird's pockets. "That better be enough, I'm not kissing him," she warned Nate dryly. Classy and his people snickered, and the leader of the Dredgers cleared his throat with a muttered apology he absolutely didn't mean.
Koschei roused with a snort and a start, tried to lunge out of the chair, and nearly fell. The alkonost clamped a taloned foot on the back of the chair and forced it back down, and the wizard went with it, seething. He opened his mouth and snarled something, paused… and looked utterly stunned when nothing happened.
"Yeah, that." Nate saluted him with his cup. "I wouldn't bother."
"Release me!"
"Uh, no. Not yet anyways. I've got a couple of questions I was hoping -"
"Release me!"
"- you'd answer before we trade you for your heart."
Koschei went white, though it was hard to tell if it was fury or panic. "You cannot imagine what I can do for you, for all of you. All you know of magic is what that brute Dresden has shown you."
"Ouch," Harry muttered without heat.
"Release me. I will grant you anything you desire."
"Yeah, you already made that offer," Nate reminded him mildly. "You already got your answer. Or do you mean them?" He gestured to the Dredgers with his cup. "You guys want anything from the Blackbird?"
"His guts on a platter, his head on a bowl," Classy growled. His people hissed and chattered agreement, all of their eyes burning with a lambent red light. "His fingers and toes to bite and gnaw."
"Um. Need him alive. Sorry."
Classy shrugged, seamlessly going back to his easy mood. "No harm. Figured I'd ask just in case."
"Stone," Koschei began.
"I was fool enough to make one bad bargain with you, wizard. I will make no more," the golem replied calmly.
"You should ask Fedorov," Nate suggested. "I'm sure you've got many things he thinks he wants."
Koschei said nothing, glaring furiously at the mastermind, and Nate sipped at his coffee. "But it's not so easy, is it, to tempt a man who knows that what he wants and what he needs are two different things. Who knows that those things aren't always going to agree with one another." He pinned a level look on the Russian enforcer. "Or is this because he already made his choice, and there's some sort of prohibition between the two of you?" He gestured lightly at the hand gently squeezing Grandmother's shoulder. "When a Royal chooses one of you, the other can't interfere?"
Koschei exploded into profanities in Russian, as well as a couple of other languages that made Eliot's brows climb nearly to his hairline. Grandmother reached out to pat Fedorov's hand, but the enforcer looked nothing if not confused.
"You don't look like the men in your family," the mastermind told Fedorov. "I mean, obviously that's not an absolute, like genetic testing, but it's pretty telling when you don't look at all like any of the men in your family. We looked them up. Not one. You look like your mother, though. Same eyes, same hair. All the way back seven generations or so. The Sagorovs might have taken you in, but you're not a blood-relation."
"Yes, but -" Vanya hesitated. "My mother was… a casualty of the family's business. They made amends by taking care of me. What does that have to do with anything?"
"She wasn't a casualty, she was the target. His target." Nate gestured at the frothing wizard. "It left you alone, vulnerable at a young age. But then the family stepped in, and he saw the potential for an even bigger payout if he just waited. A high-ranking member of the Russian mafia and a Fyodorov? You don't find a lot of those lying around these days."
Fedorov pressed his mouth to a thin line.
"That's the problem with paper records," the mastermind pointed out mildly. "They tend to stick around for a long, long time."
"How did you know?"
"The invitation," Sophie murmured. "The coat of arms embossed on it was for the Russian Tsars. It just took me a little while to remember it, it hasn't been used for so long."
"I am not this thing. I am me. I am my own man."
"You just saved Grandmother from her greatest enemy in pitched battle." Dresden's voice was very calm, in spite of the surprises rolling out to smack everyone in the face. "Heroes do that. Princes do that."
"Do not call him that," Baba Yaga's voice crackled through the tension in the room. "He has chosen to be prince of a different empire, and that is his choice. As it should be." She leveled a cool, disappointed glare on Koschei. "How can this lesson not sink in after all these centuries, Kostya? We do not choose them, they choose us. Always."
"I don't have the patience for your maudlin beggary. They are mortal, and weak, and flawed. They are tools to be put to use, nothing else. They are power. My power."
"And you wonder why no one likes you," Fedorov commented, then crouched by Baba Yaga. "All I have ever wanted to be is my own man. I do not ask for favors easily." He shot Nate a look. "The price is always far more than one is willing to pay. I would ask only one thing of you, Grandmother." He reached into his breast pocket and pulled out a bundled handkerchief. Unwrapping it, he offered her the small, oddly shaped, carved wooden cup, a chicken bone tucked neatly inside it. "I would know what you think of me."
She gasped, and took the cup with wrinkled fingers. Then she looked up and smiled at him. "You already know, little prince. I think you are more than worthy. I think any path you choose should be proud to have you." She touched his cheek lightly and, Russian enforcer or not, he flushed faintly under her praise.
Koschei strained against his bonds with a high-pitched, strangled howl, before going limp in the chair. "So," he growled at Nate. "You win. You would make an enemy of me for all the days of your miserable mortal life. I hope it was worth it."
"Sort of," the mastermind replied. "See, Dresden is supposed to just be our consultant. Answer questions, provide information, that sort of thing. Things, eh, escalated, but he still made time for the information bit, and one thing he made real clear is that you like to carry grudges. You really do. So part of doing all this was also making sure you can't do that to my people, or to him."
"And what will you do, kill me?" Koschei laughed darkly at him.
"We could, I suppose, but we really don't kill people unless we have to."
"I am immortal," the wizard laughed.
"No," Dresden countered. "You just hid your heart so well even death couldn't find it. But then you went and dug it out." He rapped his staff lightly on the floor, and one of the portraits began to glow faintly, as if illuminated by a light behind it. "Worse, you went and dug up the keys to open your little magical lockbox, the same keys where you trapped your death. You might not be a necromancer, but man," Dresden shook his head. "I've walked the edge, and I thought I was close, but you make it look like I was hiking fifty miles from the Damocles Doom."
"A feeble threat from a feeble pack of feeble old men."
"You've been out of the loop. They've got women and everything in the Council these days. Real modern of them."
"You don't have the keys, I stole them back from Dresden's home."
"You made the most basic of mistakes." Sophie came up behind Koschei, just close enough to purr against his ear with Ekaterina's Russian accent before she straightened up and abandoned the persona altogether. "You forgot the first rule of the grift: always keep your eyes on the mark." She moved to stand by Nate.
"You kept looking for heroes," the mastermind sipped at his cup, "because you're used to fighting heroes. But the one hero you found, you kinda. Well. Brought him on yourself." He saluted Fedorov with his cup before giving Koschei his attention once again. "But we're not heroes. We're conmen. And you just fell for the oldest con: the shell game. " He moved to his feet and reached into his pocket, pulling from it the plastic chess piece. "In a tower."
The frame of the portrait began to glow with its own light, as it had back in the vault of the MFA. There, among the gilt and the filigree in the ancient wood, Nate found the carving of the tower, pressed the chess piece against it, and was unsurprised at last to see it sink in seamlessly.
"In a box," Eliot said, reaching for the box of matches Harry had thrown at him so carelessly. It had a treasure chest painted on top, and it was still half-full of matches. The little drawing led the hitter to the right place on the frame.
"I stole those from you," Koschei sounded strangled.
"Did you?" Nate asked casually. "Because we had a set at the safehouse, a set at the pub -"
"A set in Lucille," Hardison pointed out.
"And in the u-Haul," Eliot added, stepping aside for Parker, who frowned minutely at the frame until she found the carving of a rabbit missing a foot, and grinned victoriously as she did magic all on her own. "Inside a rabbit."
Hardison came up behind her. "You look absolutely glorious doing magic," he murmured, blindly shoving the duck-shaped whistle at the frame.
She beamed at him. "I do magic all the time," she replied just as quietly. "Pay at- Hardison, pay attention!"
"Hardison!" Eliot hissed, forcing the hacker to actually focus.
"Alright, ok! Messing up my rhythm here," he grumbled. He was one of the few people present who could reach the top of the frame and return the duck to its graven, flying flock.
"You see, our consultant explained something to us called a Mirror-Mask. When you bind several items together to make it look like they're all the real thing." Nate looked pointedly around. "I think you might have heard of it. Of course you were going to try and steal the keys, that's just common sense. All we had to do was make you think you'd succeeded. Make it, ah," he glanced at Dresden, "believable."
"The real set was never together, not after the first time," Sophie told Koschei mildly. "The best way to keep a magical item from being tracked is to have it always on the move. Harry taught us that too." She grinned at him. "And your own magic to hide the items did the rest of the job." From her purse she pulled the egg, and pressed it lightly to the bottom of the frame.
The painted emerald brooch burst into radiant color, bright enough to dazzle everyone present for a moment. Sophie brought out the key and bit her lip. "Are you sure, Harry?"
"You won't damage it," the wizard assured her.
She lifted the key and put it lightly against the brooch. It sank into the light as if into a lock. The grifter tested it one way, then the other, and slid it around a quarter turn, then another, before pulling it out.
With it came a black velvet bag the size of a man's head, secured with a golden cord, weighted at the ends with cabochon diamonds, each as big as a quarter, one pure, one black. Eliot caught the bag by the strings before it could drop from the key. "Heavy," he commented, his expression full of uncertain anticipation.
Sophie reached for the bag, hesitated, reached again and then took a full step back. "Parker."
"Dresden," Nate added.
"Mister Act," Harry said at once.
"The hell d'yer want me for, wizard?" Classy exclaimed, caught completely by surprise.
"To find out if it's booby-trapped," the wizard replied evenly.
"… Oh."
The bag was set on a small lacquered table, and all three bend down to stare curiously at it. Classy sniffed it lightly. "Dust. Time. Magic. No poison, no bugs, nothin' that bites or stings." He leaned even closer and licked the black velvet, then spat off to one side. "Night's breath and rowan ash. Their power's wore off with time, 's nothing but crap tea and soot."
"No hexes, no curses," Harry agreed. At Classy's dictum he gingerly laid a gentle hand on the velvet, then pulled it back, wriggling his fingers.
"Don't trust me, wizard?" Classy challenged.
"I do," Dresden replied evenly, then shrugged in the direction of the bar. "But I just spend a whole evening sneaking suppression potions into people's drinks. I made sure not to get you or your people, but you say rowan ash and I get paranoid."
The Dredger stared at him open-mouthed before he started cackling. "The Witchwell. That's how you made it work."
Parker ran her hands smoothly over the rich velvet. "There's nothing here but the one thing." She untied the cord and reached in.
The jewel filled both her hands. The emerald was immense, the same vitriolic green of its owner's eyes, flawless, shaped into an oval and set into a frame of platinum that made one dizzy if stared at for too long. Parker turned it this way and that, held it up to the light. Behind her, Sophie breathed out in disbelief. The thief suddenly shuddered and put it down abruptly. "It's wriggling," she declared tightly.
Sophie put her fingertips to it. "The Emerald Heart of Koschei the Deathless," she murmured. She could just feel the faint tremors of a heartbeat against her skin. "It's real."
"And untouchable," Koschei told them smugly. "Go on. Ask mister Stone to break it. Ask Grandmother to grind it up in her mortar. Ask. You do not have the final key, you did not find it, did you. You cannot touch me."
"We did not find it," Nate admitted readily. "We're just conmen. But you brought a hero into the mix," he told the Russian wizard mildly. "And he did find it, rattling around inside a chicken bone. Or what, did you think when you stole it, that we somehow miraculously found another chicken bone with a needle in it?" The mastermind's tone suddenly went to lethal ice. "Dresden."
Without hesitation, Harry pulled off the pin secured to the top of his shirt and flicked off the little mirror shard at the top.
"You cannot kill me." Koschei's panicked voice was a wheeze. "Your Council will murder you for it."
Dresden seemed to consider that. "True. Hey, Fedorov -"
"Wait!" Koschei shrieked. "What do you want, you must want something, everyone wants something. There is always something!"
"There is," Nate agreed, and gestured to the painting. "Tonight you were going to lock Grandmother in there with your heart, and finally do what you couldn't pull off all those centuries ago. You'd taken all the tools she uses for her magic, the mortar, the pestle, the shawl - left her her house, though, that's nice of you." He nodded at the alkonost who curtsied gracefully back. "You were going to lock her in there, and let the curse on the heart do what it was always meant to do. Sell the painting and wash your hands of her fate while you stole her power. So, instead, you're going to step in that cage. We're going to throw your heart in with you and we're going to lock the door. And then that lovely lady over there," he pointed at Jessamine, "is going to take you back to her museum. And if you're lucky, by the time you get out, your heart will have left you enough magic to fill up a thimble." He leaned back, once again the harmless, slightly rumpled, friendly man he could pretend to be so flawlessly. "But you'll be alive, though."
"There must be something you want," Koschei croaked, his eyes gone to rolling green pebbles in his corpse-white face.
"Probably lots of things," Nate admitted. "But I know the difference between what I want and what I need. And since we dosed you with a full suppression potion before we started this conversation, I don't think you're in any shape to offer me either."
FORTY ONE
The Dredgers boxed up the portrait after Dresden pulled the keys back out, and Eliot and Parker carried it out for Jess. The hitter excused himself discreetly, and both young women stared uncomfortably at anything but one another in the dark next to the u-Haul van.
"So you're a thief?"
"Sort of."
"Were you gonna - 'cuz I mean. I never got that vibe from you, that you were using me to steal from me."
"No!" Parker exclaimed. "No, I was, I wanted to work with you, 'cuz it was fun, and you were fun, and we could make plans, and then take 'em apart, and that was so much fun and that's what you're supposed to do with friends, have fun, except now I ruined everything and, and-"
"Alright!" Jess threw her hands out to try and stave off the deluge. She chewed angrily on her lip. "You don't have a lot of friends, do you."
Parker shrugged. "You just met them all but one."
"Oh my gosh," Jess tugged on her curling hair. "I mean, I'm not saying it wasn't fun, but you lied to me. Like, big lies! Important lies!"
"I know. I just… You wouldn't have wanted to make friends with a thief."
"Well… No, I guess not."
"But it was fun?" Parker asked tentatively.
Jess, flustered, wriggled uncomfortably in place. "So what's your real name?"
"Parker."
"Parker what?"
"No, just Parker."
"Well, there goes your free membership," Jess told her sternly.
"Ok, that's fair," the thief agreed, crestfallen.
The silence lingered and grew.
"So you're an art thief."
"Thief-thief, mostly."
"You wouldn't happen to know, you know. The Dutch Gallery."
"I know who did it, but they don't have them anymore, they sold them."
Jess let out an irate little squeal, stomping a foot. "I don't suppose that you'd want to. Do like a. Counter… heist?"
Parker's glum expression shattered under a burst of sunny, delighted surprise. "Would I ever."
"Well, good!" Jess nodded stoutly, then offered a hand. "Hello. I'm Jessamine Lochlin, and I've got a proposition for you."
Parker reached out to shake the young curator's hand. "Hi. I'm Parker, and I'm all ears."
FORTY TWO
"Wizard."
I turned to find myself nose to chest with Stone. "Oh, good," I said in a tone that implied the golem's presence was anything but.
"We made a bargain, you and I, back at the boat-house. That the building is no longer there is not a valid excuse to welsh on it."
"I'm not welshing on it. I'm just not keeping up all that well with local events. The boat-house's gone?"
"You tore multiple holes into the building and then called up a tidal wave, wizard," Stone gave me a look as deadpan as his tone. "What did you expect would happen to it?"
I shrugged. I hadn't exactly been planning ahead beyond getting rid of the zmei. "Come with me. Hey, Ford, a word?"
The mastermind turned to look at me, then up at the golem. "I don't know that I have the energy to deal with your friends tonight, Dresden," he declared wearily.
"Well, you're in luck because this one actually is a friend. Did Eliot and Hardison ever talk to you about the moonlighting I did with them?"
"Yes, briefly. But they also mentioned it was not likely to happen again once you go home."
"To you, no. You're human. But it occurs to me, what if you had a group of non-humans doing what you do?"
Ford opened his mouth. He said nothing, closed it. Looked up at Stone.
"I don't follow," the golem admitted.
"Ford and his people run a small operation. Very neat, very tidy, very challenging," I explained, hoping the mastermind would catch the emphasis on the last word.
"We help people," Ford jumped in. "We help people who have lost the war. We come into a situation when the odds are entirely against us. When our customers have had hope and spirit crushed out of them by companies, by governments, by forces that seem too big, to powerful for any one person to challenge, let alone defeat. Our monsters aren't solid," he gestured at the painting, "but they are real. And so are the challenges."
The golem looked most definitely intrigued. "I don't see how this applies to me. Are you offering me a job?"
"Not exactly," Ford demurred. "You see, while we were working on Grandmother's case, a couple of people approached us. One was a seal-woman."
"Looking for her skin?"
"Looking for her fourteen-year-old daughter's skin."
The golem straightened up sharply. "Was it found?"
I liked him for asking that question. Never mind what he might say about ethics or morals, Stone still had, somewhere under the granite exterior, an awareness of right and wrong.
"We did, and we also managed to sneak in some information to the authorities that won't compromise any other potential seal-women out there, but that will make the lives of the men involved very, very difficult." Nate gestured. "Abstract enemy. Lost fight. We still pulled a win. But… they aren't going to come to us anymore."
"You're human," the golem said thoughtfully.
"You aren't," the mastermind pointed out. "We could, in theory, provide you with the infrastructure, with training, with advice come from our experience fighting these fights. While you, and your team, can reach out to Boston's supernatural community in a way we can't. You can provide them with the… leverage they lack."
Stone was silent a long, long time, looking deeply thoughtful. "I have no team. I would not involve my security people in this matter. They are good at what they do, but that is very much all they are good at."
"Can I make a suggestion about that?" I raised my hand.
"This was your idea and your bargain, wizard. Suggest."
"Nick!"
The shark, who'd been demolishing what was left of the buffet, came trotting over. "Wizard! Tell me you have more fights to offer. This has been the best night since I came to your world."
"No," Stone said stiffly.
"Uh, well, you know," Ford spoke before I could. "Nick's the one who sniffed out Dresden for the seal-woman. He's been nothing but good about following directions tonight, on nearly no notice. And you know he'll never be afraid to call you out if he thinks you're going about a job the wrong way." His eyes strayed to Sophie. "Personal experience talking here, that is incredibly important to the job."
Stone looked down at the niuhi, frowning. Nick beamed up at him, then at me. "Lots of seal-women out there who need help, Nick," I told him casually. "Lots of other people, too, and no one's helping them."
The shark snorted. "You think I could help anyone, wizard? Biting makes as many problems as it solves!"
"Untrue," Stone said. "Biting can absolutely solve many problems without creating more, as long as they are the right problems."
"I'm not very good at telling the difference."
The golem sighed. "I am." He faced Ford. "Perhaps we should speak after all, you and the shark and I."
The three of them walked away and I breathed a sigh of relief. Was the night over yet? I wanted nothing more than a blessedly hot shower, a fresh change of clothes, and a bed, any bed. Maybe just a couch. A sleeping bag. Or a couple of blank-
"You got somethin' of mine, wizard."
I turned. Classy had approached me alone, and I knew his people well enough to recognize the respect and deference he was showing me. Unfortunately, that didn't help me understand what he was saying, and I stared at him with what I knew was a blank, dumb expression on my face. "I do?"
The Dredger stopped playing with the thin silver chain he'd loaned Ford to contain Koschei. It looked like nothing but a silvery piece of jewelry in his hands. He cocked a brow at me. "Ford said you had it."
"He did?"
Classy peered curiously at my face, and broke into low snickers. "Long night, wizard?"
I could only groan in reply. "I feel like I've been put through a wringer and run over a few miles of bad road until all the soft bits are raw -" It hit me then, with the unpleasant mental image. "Oh, I do have something of yours!"
"There you are, found the one thinky bit ain't fallin' down tired," the Dredger cheered me on as I groped around inside my trenchcoat.
"You guys coming out alright out of this one?"
"Well enough." He shrugged, then pointed to where Sophie was having an animated conversation with his people. "Learning about this thing called a Zanzibar market. Humans are fuckin' brilliant, wizard. You think you got one up on them and they're a fucking dozen steps ahead already. Ah, there's my beauty."
I handed over the Burning Witchwell. "You know the thing's nearly empty, right?"
"I know. Blackbird promised he'd empty it for us, lying crow's arsehole. Ain't in the business of killing me own fuckin' customers, wizard. The Witchwell's what I want, not the poison innit."
"Well, hell, if that's all you want I can empty it for you."
"Right?" The Dredger brightened up. "What's yer fee?"
"You know the Bag of Winds Ying Ying Amarin wanted?"
He grinned and winked at me. "You want a stitch or three should come loose on it?"
"That sounds perfect, unless it's gonna get you in trouble."
He cackled. "Caveat emptor, wizard. We're Dredgers. We find what's not to be found. We get into places and things we don't got no business puttin' our hands an' our mouths an' our teeth on. Ain't no one better'n us at what we do. You do business with us at your own risk an' peril." He gave me a yellow-toothed grin and offered me a hand to shake.
I took it without hesitation. "You mind if I do it tomorrow after I get enough sleep to maybe not kill myself and everyone else around?"
He laughed merrily and walked away.
FORTY THREE
The morning of the day after the party broke sunny, warm and beautiful, the sort that promised a hot, breezy summer noon, a perfect day to head down to the beach. Boston stirred under the clattering of the T and the scent of hundreds of little coffee shops, and the tidal wave was no longer the biggest bit of news.
Nate and Hardison met Stone on the steps of the Back Bay Station. Hardison handed the golem the spider's phone. Stone, once again dressed impeccably in a custom-tailored turtleneck and dress slacks, took it with care and tapped his thumb lightly on it. His surprise when the screen actually lit up was very obvious. "I was unaware such a thing was possible," he admitted. "You're giving me a very rare treasure, mister Hardison."
"You're gonna need it. At least until you can get a different setup. You can do tech and magic, you just gotta be willing to, you know. Compromise."
"You do understand this is temporary?" Nate told the golem. "We're not going to handhold you. You don't answer to us. We'll help you set up, but the job's yours, you and your people."
Stone seemed to think very carefully on his answer. "I have worked for someone or another for nearly all of my existence," he explained. "My security firm is the first attempt I have ever made at others working for me, and yet… it was still me, working for someone else. I think this opportunity you offer me, mister Ford - I think it is everything the wizard promised." He smiled thinly. "And I do have the shark to keep me honest."
Nate couldn't help but be a little amused at that. "In that case, here's something to remember today by." He handed over the plain plastic chess tower.
Stone stared at it, then pocketed it. "It will be kept safe as long as I can do such a thing."
Across the Concourse, Harry Dresden, professional wizard, was staring at the growing rivers of people coming and going, a trickle quickly turning into a flood. Boston was beautiful, alive, a city as worthy of attention and devotion as any other.
He couldn't wait to go home.
"Wizard," Classy's rough voice called out, and Harry turned. The Dredger, flanked by two of his people, came up to the wizard sedately, blinking a bit in the bright morning light. The wizard offered him the wrapped-up bundle of the Witchwell, sans duct-tape; Classy dug the small cylinder out and shook it. "Not a fuckin' drop. You do good work, wizard."
"Well, you know. When someone's not trying to kill me."
Classy chuckled. "All said, I'm glad this ain't your turf. Don't fancy the fight if we had to go up against you."
"Nicest thing anyone's said about me in a while," Harry assured the Dredger, and they shook hands. "Stay alive, mister Act."
"Same, mister Dresden. Safe travels and all that crap." The Dredgers turned and walked away, pausing briefly to nod politely at Sophie as they crossed paths.
The grifter was leading Parker and Eliot, and she hugged Harry without hesitation. "Oh, I feel like we ought to keep you here for a month, just to give all those bruises a chance to heal," she protested mildly.
"Believe me, I'm going home in one piece. That's more than I usually get," Harry assured her sheepishly.
"I really did mean it, you know. You were only supposed to be a consultant."
"I did consult," he replied with a lopsided grin. "This is the easiest consulting I've ever done. You told me everything I needed to know, you let me sleep, you fed me. Watered me. Watered me a lot." She had to grin at that. "Hot showers every day, dang. Doesn't get much better than that."
She pulled away, and Eliot offered his hand. "It's all the hot showers, huh?"
"I have no idea what your water heater's made of, but you should invest in the company."
Eliot, who wasn't about to tell Harry the water heaters at both the loft and the safehouse had been replaced three times, merely beamed at the wizard as they shook hands. "Sir."
"Sir."
"You're a good man, Harry. Violence doesn't make you a bad man." He shrugged a little. "It's just a thing we have to do sometimes. You're not responsible for other people's choices, no one is but them."
The wizard's grin stuttered. "You make it sound like it's easy."
"Hardest thing in the world, my man," the hitter admitted. "Because you gotta convince yourself of it every day, every time you get up and look in the mirror. Just remember: forehead to nose, not nose to nose."
"Elbow, not wrist," Harry repeated dutifully, his grin returning. "Or I just hit them with magic really, really hard."
Eliot laughed. "Or that." He bent down to ruffle Mouse's ears and ruff roughly, much to the young dog's delight, while Parker came to stand before Harry.
"Are you really going to be alright?"
"I mean, I'm probably gonna get some version of yelled at for not reporting the Blackbird thing," he admitted, punctiliously honest with her as he'd tried to be all along. "Are you? With Jess, I mean?"
"Oh, yeah, we're good. We're gonna be - we've got plans. We're good. Harry? Thank for you asking."
"Thank you for accepting me. Me, and what I am."
"But it's magic," she protested. "Who wouldn't?"
The wizard didn't say anything, he merely cut his gaze to one side. She turned and looked. "Oh. Right."
Nate and Hardison joined the little group, and the hacker offered his hand with a grin. "Mister Hacker," he said solemnly.
A snort of laughter burst out of Harry, and he offered his hand. "Mister Wizard," he replied.
"I am," Hardison agreed. "And you are. You know, I had the theory in my head, the thought that we were just two sides of the same coin. I'm glad I was right."
"I am super envious of everything you can accomplish," Dresden admitted readily. "Let's start there. But mostly I'm also so mad that we can't do more. If you ever figure out how we can work together without me frying all your equipment, I'll be the first one there."
"Holding you to that, Dresden."
"You bet."
Nate stared very levelly at the wizard. Harry stared just as levelly back.
"Walk with me, Dresden."
"My train -"
"- doesn't leave until Hardison lets it."
The two men walked across one edge of the Concourse, with the mastermind lost in thought. After a few moments, he reached into his jacket and offered Harry a plain white envelope. "Your pay. Plus incidentals, and so on."
"Jeez," Harry stared at the envelope, then pocketed it inside his duster. "Thank you."
Nate stopped and turned to face the wizard. "You did magic."
"I did."
The mastermind shook his head. "You know, after the MFA, Sophie was explaining it to me. She described it as being sheep in a pen facing a man with a shotgun."
"It's not… entirely wrong. But also not completely right."
"No?"
Dresden smiled thinly. "Sometimes the sheep have shotguns, too."
Nate made a faintly amused sound. "Sometimes the sheep hire a wizard."
"And now you know where ninety percent of my work comes from. Congratulations, another puzzle solved," Dresden teased.
"Yes, but -"
"But you don't like the shape of it?" The wizard shrugged. "Neither does most of the world. Give it time, Ford. In a few months you'll be looking for explanations, twisting your memories into things that fit your reality better. In a year you won't think twice about it."
"You make it sound so easy."
"That's because I've seen it happen most of my adult life, and all of my professional life."
Nate thought very carefully on that. "I don't like that. I don't like thinking that the only way this works is if I lie to myself. I'm not interested in being comfortable, or I wouldn't do what I do. I don't want, I don't need the world to be in order, Dresden. I need it to be fair."
"That's our job, not the world's," the wizard replied simply. "We make it fair."
Nate chewed on that. "So it is."
"Besides, I doubt Parker's gonna let you forget that magic's a thing that happens. And hell, there's Sophie right there with you, Ford. If you don't look at her and see what she does is magic, I'm not sure I can help you. I'm not sure anyone can."
That did make the mastermind grin, however crookedly. He turned and offered his hand. "Pleasure doing business with you, mister Dresden. Can I add your number to our Rolodex?"
Harry shook it amicably. "Absolutely. Unless it's Portland."
"Worse than Boston?" They started walking back to the team.
"You have no idea. Besides, you'd have local help there if you needed it."
"Another wizard?"
"No." Harry gestured vaguely, as if to organize his thoughts before he spoke. "Do you happen to know what a Grimm is?"
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Body Type Style Mega-Poll
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I feel like Tommi would be so gentle and soft when it comes to first times. Given his size and strength he probably would be afraid of hurting his partner especially if they are much smaller than him.
Could you maybe write something about it? Can be a reader insert or something shippy with Olli or Aleksi maybe, it’s up to you. I just love the concept of our bear going soft when making love for the first time.
went for reader insert, hope you enjoy!! 🩷
also on ao3
Tommi is wearing a black sleeveless top that perfectly shows off his tan shoulders and arms, and upon seeing it, you couldn't resist sitting in his lap on the couch to make out with him, the movie you were supposed to be watching forgotten if one doesn’t count the meaningless dialogue coming from the TV, only partly covering the sounds of your kiss. 
Tommi is gripping your hips firmly, and when he goes to nibble at your bottom lip, you can't help but grind your groin against his thigh, back and forth, loving the friction it provides. 
Tommi pulls away, panting slightly. He's trying to keep you still with his hands. 
"We better stop now," he says, his expression calm and serious, but you can see something urgent in it. Feeling sassy, you don't stop, on the contrary you capture his lips back into your own, and one hand snakes in between your bodies, going to cup at his bulge. 
His huge bulge. 
"Baby, I'm serious, stop this." 
It's not that you haven't had any sort of sex before. You've had him in your hand (and it's when you figured out The First Actual Time would be much more difficult than you thought, because, as it turned out, cocks like that don't only exist in porn) and Tommi even went down on you once (he was resisting the urge to simultaneously put his fingers inside you with great effort, which only led to his hands clutching your thighs so hard you had purple bruises the following day). 
However, you never had penetrative sex. Because it's a new thing for you, the relationship is fairly new, and Tommi most definitely is a level 10 boss at that. 
"Why? You don't like it?" you ask with a grin. 
"Fuck yeah I do," Tommi breathes out, "but then it would be harder to resist fucking you." 
You lean in and kiss him again, so slowly it surprises even yourself, both hands keeping his face in place. The grip on your hips loosens.  
"What if I want it? What if I want you to fuck me?" 
Tommi looks back at you with earnest eyes. His hands start gently massaging your sides. 
"Are you sure?" 
Your heart is beating fast. You haven't really thought this through - it came out of nowhere, although it's something you've fantasized about many, many times before, something you really want, and today, with Tommi looking like this (messy hair, few days beard, the fucking tank top), your need is almost unbearable. 
"Can we... try?" you ask at length, not quite as confident as you were some moments ago. Tommi offers you a gentle smile - the tenderness in his gaze tells you you can trust him, so you smile back and accept another kiss. 
"Let's go to the bedroom," Tommi says softly, "it'll be more comfortable." 
*** 
Tommi undresses you slowly. It's not the first time you see each other naked but somehow it feels like it is, and no amount of praise from Tommi can calm your nerves when you're reminded of how big he is. There's no way your body could ever contain that. 
"Babe, we don't have to." Tommi steps closer and caresses your cheek with two fingers, evidently noticing your hesitancy. Your first instinct is to hide yourself in his chest, wrapping your arms around his back, silently asking to be held close. Tommi does exactly that, brushing your hair with his fingers until you're not as nervous anymore. His slow heartbeat is calming. You inhale his scent. 
"No, I want it," you say when you finally pull away, "you're the only one I wanna do this with." 
Tommi takes your hand and leads you to lie down on the bed. He gets on top of you and suddenly he's everywhere - he's all you can see, all you can smell, all you can touch. He's looking down at you with profound gray eyes, and even if scared, you can't help but feel safe and looked after. 
"I'm gonna be as gentle as possible," Tommi whispers, "stop me if it hurts too bad." 
As you nod, Tommi's face disappears in your neck, where he starts kissing slowly, barely pressing his lips to the skin. It's almost ticklish and you giggle, but then the kisses turn wetter, teeth and tongue are added to them, and your eyes roll back in pleasure. 
Your legs spread. The butterflies in your stomach make you bite your lip, and you even buck up your hips once when Tommi's fingers find your nipple, teasing it with a feather-like touch. 
So far, so good. 
When Tommi sits up, you try to push him back down on top of you with your hands on his shoulder blades. It makes him snort. He kisses the tip of your nose. 
"We'll use lube. It's better." 
"But I -" you start but then feel your face flush. You're sure Tommi understood what you were trying to say nevertheless. 
"I know, but the wetter the better, honey, trust me on this." 
You nod and let your head fall onto the pillow, trying to relax as Tommi covers himself in lube, kneeling right between your open legs. When you overcome the embarrassment and glance his way, you must admit it's a pretty hot sight - you can't help but feel lucky, that monster cock will probably make you feel the best you've ever felt; maybe not today, but once you get used to it, for sure. Tommi said he will be careful tonight, but maybe tomorrow he won't have to be, maybe tomorrow he can use his big dick without restraining his force and break you in half in the process and maybe it'll feel like heaven... 
It's just that it's so big and you're so tiny in comparison. 
Today, however, you're thankful he's being gentle, because as he slowly pushes the tip inside (after asking if you're sure twice more), you wonder if it's even supposed to cause so much pain. You hiss, making Tommi halt multiple times, but you don't want to give up; you take his head and pull it closer to you, hoping it'll give you the strength you need to endure the pain. Having him this close is amazing of its own and you're sure it'll be perfect once the pain subsides. 
"We don't have to keep going," Tommi says when he's halfway in. You've been chewing at your bottom lip so much it started bleeding. Tommi laps at the blood and then kisses the small wound. "Honey, this is clearly too much for you right now. I'm hurting you. The last thing I want is to hurt you." 
"I know." You kiss him, savoring how intimate the moment feels, just you and him in a tight embrace in the entire world, closer than you've ever been; an immaculate piece of eternity, except for the stinging pain between your legs. 
You can do this.  
"...But do you know how much it means to me to be doing this with you? The love I feel for you right now? I could burst from it. I love you all the time but this is something else." 
Tommi leans in to kiss your forehead. "I love you too. So much." 
With that, he tries to go a little deeper. It's not really the length, you think to yourself, it's more the girth that's causing you trouble, so when he pushes deeper it isn't much worse. You tell him to keep going. At some point he's all inside, and that's when he stops again, covering your whole body with his as you hold him close. 
It's silent. All you hear is his slightly ragged breathing, the beating of his heart centimeters from your face. He's caressing your hair. You close your eyes. It feels like you have all the time in the world. 
After a while, you get used to the intrusion, and it doesn't hurt as much anymore. 
"Baby. I want you." 
You could've phrased it better, but Tommi knows you well enough to know what you mean. He lifts his face, looks into your eyes gravely, making sure you're okay. You nod to him, he nods back, and then he's slowly, carefully, pulling back just a little and pushing back in. 
You hiss. It doesn't hurt, not as much as earlier at least, but it's still a very intense feeling. 
"Okay?" 
"Yes, baby, please - more." 
Tommi's pace picks up. Just a bit, enough to be sure he isn't hurting you too bad. The uncomfortable feeling soon gives way to some sort of pleasure, it's weak and it sits in a different place than you're used to. You're curious. You tell Tommi he can go a little faster, which he does, and your nails sink into the skin of his large back. He's groaning lowly, the sound alone making your insides twist, the unfamiliar pleasure in your lower stomach grow. 
You're hugging his head close to the crook of your neck when he stills deep inside you and comes. It's warm and you feel extremely proud of yourself. And oh, so in love. 
You stay like this, embraced, tied, for another moment. Tommi kisses your cheek before pulling out and rolling to lie beside you.
"You were perfect." He tucks a lock of hair behind your ear, looking deep into your eyes. "I hope it wasn't too bad for you." 
You can only smile softly. "You were amazing. Thank you for being patient and careful." 
"Of course." Tommi grabs your hand into his huge one, brings it to his mouth and kisses it. "Let me make you come now." 
It's the last thing he says before lowering on your body. 
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