#it’s a little too accurate💀😂

[chrismcleanswife]

Hiiii I luv your blog! I was wondering if you could do some hcs for mal, chris and Duncan with a s/o that has age regression and their little age is about 3-5ish if u dont know what agere is look it up im bad at explaining. Ok byeeeee

🐠🎀 𝐌𝐚𝐥, 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐃𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫! 🎀🐠

(ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ'ꜱ ʀᴇɢʀᴇꜱꜱɪᴏɴ ᴀɢᴇ ɪꜱ ɪɴꜱɪᴅᴇ ᴛʜᴇ 3-5 ʏᴇᴀʀꜱ ᴏʟᴅ ɢᴀᴘ)

A/N -> The reader's attitude when they are on their little space is based on my best friend's who's also an agere and also on some researching I did by myself, so sorry if this is not accurate in some point of the headcanons, thanks for reading ^^

♥🔥🄼🄰🄻🔥♥

♥🔥 -> Despite him being a full-on maniac with other people, with you, his beautiful partner is definitely more caring and calm, even if it's hard to see to the outsiders.

♥🔥 -> So, when you are finally able to open up to him about your age regression he is calmly telling you that he doesn't care about it, not in a negative way, but instead in a way of telling you he'll still love you and care about you the same.

♥🔥 -> Let's now move on to his behavior when you're age regressed, okay? <3

♥🔥 -> He is very gentle with his movements, not wanting by any chance to scare your little mind.

♥🔥 -> His resting bitch-face is still on but you can tell by his actions and body language that he means no harm, so you are relaxed on his presence.

♥🔥 -> If you like playing games when you are in your little space then he is all for playing hide and seek.

♥🔥 -> Just don't expect him to be all excited when trying to find you because he'll be rolling his eyes almost all the time and will walk slowly and with some sort of mumbling you can't understand lol.

♥🔥 -> He'll also be like ❝Oh, where'd did Y/N go? I can't find them anywere!❞ with the most deadpan face you'll ever seen and the most sarcastic tone of voice while you're hiding behind a lamp.

♥🔥 -> If you are more of a cuddly agere, then he'll gladly sit in the sofa watching the TV while you curl into his side, his hand sometimes going to ruffle your hair slightly.

♥🔥 -> If you draw or do little handcrafts when you are in your little space he will compliment them with a little genuine smile, and If you happen to gift something to him he will out your drawing on the fridge or put your little hand made gift on top of one of his bedroom shelfs.

♥✨🄲🄷🅁🄸🅂✨♥

♥✨ -> Chris McLean it'd be eh?

♥✨ -> We all know that he is internally a child and by that I mean that when you are in your little space it is going to be an experience to remember!

♥✨ -> He'll be grinning smugly while he picks you up and gives you piggyback rides (only if you are comfortable with that ofc).

♥✨ -> He'll also love playing with you.

♥✨ -> Nothing too much, but maybe a bit of tag or hide and seek.

♥✨ -> He'll probably get tired after 10 minutes or playing but at least he tried lol 💀

♥✨ -> He will play dress up with you and sure as hell will bring Chef along lmao.

♥✨ -> You will watch as the two of them get dressed like women and start chatting with that high-pitched voice and pretend they're in a tea party with you.

♥✨ -> The two of them will be having the time of their lives while doing so lmao 😂

♥✨ -> He'll also let you do his makeup.

♥✨ -> Please, and I insist, PLEASE use blue coloured eye shadow and barbie pink lipstick, you can also add rimmel and brush.

♥✨ -> He will keep the makeup on for a long time, probably until he hears someone knocking on the door on smth, and then he'll rush to take it off in two seconds because he knows that whoever it is will tease him about it for EVER.

♥✨ -> He is also up to just get into bed and cuddle while the TV plays your favourite or comfort show for a while.

♥✨ -> He'll probably be reading stuff on his phone or chatting with Chef but he will pay attention if you ask him to.

♥🍏 🄳🅄🄽🄲🄰🄽 🍏♥

♥🍏 -> Okay, this boy is definitely more laid back than Chris but not as deadpan as Mal.

♥🍏 -> He would love to play hide and seek with you.

♥🍏 -> Like LOVE.

♥🍏 -> But, you know, not the classical version, that one version in which you play with the lights off.

♥🍏 -> Of course if that makes you scared he will stop.

♥🍏 -> But if you enjoy it then he will gladly seek for you in the house and then yell "boo!" when he finds you, tuckling you in his arms.

♥🍏 -> If you want, he can take you to the nearest park so you can play in the swings or enjoy yourself in the monkey bars.

♥🍏 -> If there is any food you like especially he will try and make it, or buy it in case it's a sweet/pastry/dessert, and you both will enjoy it after lunch.

♥🍏 -> If you are a more calm agere, then he'll gladly put a blanket on the living room floor and lay there with you.

♥🍏 -> You two can play palm/clap games if you like them!

♥🍏 -> If you want to sleep then he'll gladly tuck you in bed and then get in with you.

♥🍏 -> He'll probably rest as usual, his arms above his head in a comfy way, and you can curl up to his side resting your head on his chest if you want.

♥🍏 -> He can also tell you stories from when he was in JUVIE, obviously changing the dark/gory parts and changing the context slightly so you think it's just a very unusual and funny fairytale.

#Total Drama #Drama Total #Total drama x reader #total drama island x reader #agere reader #little reader #x reader #romantic #romantic x reader #Duncan #Duncan x reader #Chris #Chris McLean #Chris x reader #Chris McLean x reader #Mike x reader #Mal x reader #MAl td x reader #mike alters x reader #chris tdi x reader #duncan tdi x reader

[itsravenbitch]

LMFAOO raven stop i literally had tears on my screen😂😂😂 just imagine me smiling with tears falling down my face and little sniffles💀anyway i’m better now so there shouldn’t be any typos.

okay so lemme tell you how dinner went. well actually before we get there lemme tell you how it was meeting my new family lol. so after i had finished getting ready i was too damn nervous to walk out i had to do some deep breaths. when i walked out my room and downstairs (also our house is different, i forgot to mention that cause that wasn’t really important to me in the moment) my sisters were out in the backyard taking pictures and stuff, while my two brothers and my dad were sitting on the couch just waiting since dudes get ready in 15 seconds no matter where they’re going LFMAO😭 and RAVEN tell me why my brother, the one i hugged while crying, gonna say ‘ah the random cry baby is ready’😂😂😂😂 it was not random he needs to stop lol he just don’t know. i told him to shut up and then i started to walk to my parents room to see my mom cause i knew she’d be in there still getting ready. everything was natural. that was one thing i was nervous about, whether or not it would be weird cause i didn’t know anyone. but i realized that they’re a product of MY consciousness, i made them lol so why wouldn’t i be familiar with them? 

now! the dinner. we went to pappadeaux (i got mozzarella cheese bites shit was so good) and the way there was genuine laughs and conversation flowing around the table was so refreshing. ugh it just feels so good and the great thing is, it feels just as good as it did in imagination. what i felt in my fulfilled imagination is EXACTLY how i feel now! i’m gonna have this stupid smile on my face for a minute 😭😭 i love my family, all of them. and that’s 7 words i couldn’t say for my old one. 

here’s the ask for this response

HOLD THE FUCK UP!! you went to PAPPADEAUX, a SEAFOOD restaurant, and ordered MOZZARELLA BITES??? you’re one of thoseee?? i should delete ts fr😭i’m appalled!

aside from that i’m weak ass hell cause yo brother really ain’t have to say that! like excuse me sir..? but at the same time i understand why he did🤣

i love that you mentioned the way you felt in imagination is exactly how you feel currently! that definitely speaks volume to the fact that imagination is powerful and literally creates reality!

and then men being ready in 15 seconds is very much so accurate lmao😂 then it’s just pressure to get ready before they start complaining

anyway i love love LOVED your story and feel free to send in more success stories <3

[rendezvouz-fling]

Ranting on/Comparing my natal & sidereal charts💫🍄🤍

Natal: Vedic:

Pisces sun | 10H Aquarius sun | 10H

Tbh I can kinda see both… either way it’s still in the 10H so not that much of a big difference… My natal sun is at 18 degree and my vedic sun is at 24 degree so I think they’re both just as accurate. This would also explain why I’m just a little extra eccentric and laugh at everything lmao.

Aquarius moon | 9H Capricorn moon | 9H

I can also see both but I think the Aquarius moon is just more accurate overall. My natal moon is at 22 degree and my vedic moon is at 28 degree. I think both degrees are accurate but the vedic moon’s degree feels slightly more accurate because I’m sweet natured! Then again I have a Pisces venus so idk.

Gemini rising | 23* Taurus rising |29*

The change is wilddd. 🤣 I pretty much feel like a Gemini rising!! The Taurus rising isn’t bad though I can also see it a little and the Leo degree feels pretty accurate because my Asc persona chart’s rising is also Leo!

Aries mercury | 11H Pisces mercury | 11H

One thing we’re not going to do is swap my Aries mercury.🌚 I guess I do speak like a Pisces mercury at times but I’m only agreeing to it because of my vedic mars sign.😭 Also my natal mercury is at 5 degree while my vedic mercury is at 11 degree… Tbh I identify more with the 5 degree because I am quite the sassy yet charming storyteller.🤣 But the Pisces Mercury at 11 degree in the 11H would also explain why I say a lot of unusual goofy shit at the most random times too!😂

Pisces venus | 10H Aquarius venus | 10H

I guess I relate to both because while I do have most Pisces/10H venus qualities my friends are also very important to me and I do tend to friend zone people before dating them so Aqua venus makes sense… My natal venus is at 12 degree and my vedic is at 18 degree. Tbh I don’t know what the 18 degree is supposed to feel like when placed in venus so I’ll go with my natal’s degree for this one.

Capricorn mars | 8H Sagittarius mars | 8H

Tbh I can’t even deny how accurate my vedic mars is.😭✋🏽 I still think natal mars is great though and I love being a Cap mars.😐 My natal mars is at 21 degree which is also why I think my vedic mars is pretty accurate!🤣 My vedic mars is at 27 degree and I sooo love the dirty talking & a little phone action!!😮‍💨 Also whispering in each other’s ears during the act—😫 This would also explain my love for traveling, certain sports & cars and my fiery temper!😶

Libra jupiter | 5H Virgo jupiter | 5H

Tbh I don’t know what having a Virgo jupiter is supposed to be like albeit I have a vague idea. I can see it a little but not like my Libra jupiter! Oh and the baby fever is a real thing with a 5H jupiter!💀

Cancer saturn | 2H Gemini saturn | 2H

Tbh I’ve never fully identified with Cancer saturn but I do with Gemini saturn because I talk too much and over share then regret it later.😐 Somehow my true natal saturn is in the 3rd house and I identify with that too!

Pisces uranus | 10H Aquarius Uranus | 10H

FINALLYYY because I’ve never really identified with my natal uranus and now I know why lmao. So much more accurate!! It’s also at 13 degree no wonder I see fit.💀

Aquarius neptune | 9H Capricorn neptune | 9H

Tbh idk how to feel about this one so I’ll leave it here….

My plutos are both still in Sagittarius so yup, that’s that.🙃

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[welcometomyoasis]

AAAAA I'm writing this as I'm reading the fic u made and omg I have a lot to say

So first its super accurate since I make a lot of letters for those who I admire & love but I rarely give them or send them since I'm kinda awkward w that LMAO

Second grade 6 for me was such a big rideeeee like I had a crush on this guy who I kinda had an on and off feelings about him but finally moved on last year and knowing him got me to meet my boyfriend who is currently his best friend (😭)

"You had your feelings ofcourse" RELATES TO ME SO HARD UGH. I'm so obvious but I don't want to be too obvious to drive the person away

I'm also such a messy person my desk is actually flooded with papers and other what nots ( i have to clean it eventually tho )

Also I actually have a lot of tangled cables so💀💀💀

ALSO OMG AAAAAAHWHWHIAJS I made a fic simular to this also a year ago! The reader had a box full of things and that helped them remembered who minghao was and there relationship 😭😭😭

NOT HIM THINKIJG ITS JUN???? BOTH OF MY BIASES HOW DARE YOU!!!!!/J😭😭😭😭

I also love it when people does little things to help me also funfact my boyfriend does carry my bag no matter how heavy it is😭🤕 i bring two bags to school, my backpack and my sling bag and he literally still carries both but I take my sling bag since I don't want him carrying allat😭

HE DOES BUY ME THINGS TOO??? LIKE HE BOUGHT ME A PLUSHY A BIG ONE INFACT IN MY FAVORITE COLOR.

"I LOVE YOU TOO!" giving me deja vu from when I gave my boyfriend a letter for the first time

HajwjejejJAJAAAAHQJNWJEJD MINGHAO REMIDNS ME OF MY BOYFRIEND SM I CAMT

:((((((

"WE COULD HAVE ALREADY BEEN DAITING BY NOW?" felt bro felt, i could ramble abt our no label era but LMAO

CRYING SHU I LOVE YOUUU

🥺 i'm assuming your love language is words of affirmation? you're such a sweetheart. i can imagine you writing your heart out :((

your love story is adorable. congrats on being in such a sweet relationship!!! </3

😂 messy table squad unite! my study area is a huge mess (my mom actually just told me i need to clean it up haha)

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD A FIC LIKE THAT I WILL CHECK IT OUT SOON!

oh yea plus you know i just had to add jun in. it was a necessity.

THANK YOU FOR CALLING ME SINGLE IN LIKE 10000 WAYS... YOUR RELATIONSHIP IS ADORABLE LIKE SEE GUYS, CIEN'S BOYFRIEND IS THE STANDARD.

haha so it is true? our bias/bias wreckers are the closest to our ideal types irl?

I'M SO GLAD YOU LOVED IT! ngl writing your fic put me in such a good mood after the horrid month of writing nothing but school work. THANKS FOR GIVING ME AN EXCUSE TO WRITE STUFF HEHE! I LOVE YOU TOO!!! ❤️

#yes please get ready for more angst... uhm... and fluff ofc.. but angst #letters for shu ✏༝༚༝༚ #cien ⋆˙⟡♡ #shu's moots ᰔᩚ

[mylevisdontfitanymore]

I need your take on Steve getting Chunky with a Capital CHUNK and Bucky forcefeeding him. A day where Steve eats whatever Bucky wants, even if he's full. He opens his mouth to whine and Bucky's putting in another bite or sip. And Bucky's being so mean about it, calling Steve his big pig, his growing boy, anything to make those pretty cheeks blush.

💀 my first thought after reading this once, then reading it again to solidify my thoughts, seeing "I need your take" was take me. And. Yeah. That first thought is accurate to say the least 😂😳

I mean... I think I've chatted with @achubbydumpling about this concept but the whole, entire-day-of-feeding makes me instantly think about free-use but in a feedism kind of way. Like, the feeder just offers their feedee food and drink all day and the feedee has to eat it. No matter if they're hungry or not. They have to (unless the feedee actually wants the scene to stop for real). Just like how the top gets to fuck the bottom whenever they need, even if the bottom doesn't really feel horny with free-use 🥴

Quick little drabble below the cut. Warning for stucky belly kink, humiliation, pig play (names mostly), stuffing, etc.

So, yes, this gives me free-feedism vibes where Bucky is all, "here, pig," as he leans into Steve's cushy side on the couch where their lazy day has been centered, feeding Steve pretzels or chips out of a crinkly bag. He's feeding him the very last of the crumbs from that bag. Steve has already had the entire bag along with other snacks between his heavy breakfast and brunch and lunch.

Then later, Bucky comes back from the kitchen with a platter of more snacky foods, cheese and meats and fruit, only to stop in front of his pet pig and rub Steve's bloated ball of a belly, forcing a hiccupping burp and groan out of him, "don't gimme that," Bucky taunts at Steve's full, complaining sounds. He sits down next to him, the couch barely moves under Bucky's smaller weight when it already has to meld around Steve's substancial ass, "I know you can fit more in here," he thumps his stomach, "a pig is always hungry. A pig can't turn anything down when it's offered. And you're quite the pig so, c’mon, open that pretty mouth," he coos, already lifting a slice of cheese to his lips.

Steve sighs, blushing, and goes with it. He doesn't bother to lift his arms to help. He knows Bucky will cover everything for him. He will feed him and rub his belly. He will feed him like Steve wants him to, even if he doesn't admit it- too embarrassed.

Steve goes with it the entire day... it goes on and on. Bucky's taunts get meaner and meaner and Steve tries more and more to squirm in his seat but he can't. He's too heavy.

...

"God, you still sittin' here? Sittin' on your ass and letting all those calories turn right into fat, huh?" Bucky pretends he hasn't known that Steve's been here all day when he comes back with dinner later, putting his plate down on the coffee table so he has his hands free to set up Steve's TV dinner tray, not that he'll be able to get up and reach over his massively round gut in his current state, it's just easier for Bucky to set the plate on the tray and feed him from there. He would set the plate on Steve's shelf of a bloated, stuffed belly but Steve squirms and moves too much. It'd spill all over him. All over his fat where it spills out of his ill-fitting clothes, rolled up, stretched, and torn at the stressed seams.

"You're still sittin' here like you don’t care, meltin' into the furniture, on your way to be unable to move at all, ever again with how you're packing on that fat and you don't even care, you pig."

Steve eyes fall shut, savoring the humiliation.

"You pig." Bucky repeats.

Steve moans.

"You're just happy to have a packed full belly. Such a simple thing, aren't'cha, baby? You just need to be full like a proper pig. Gluttonous."

Steve moans around his first, for this excessive meal, moutful of food.

"You just need this mouth full. And you need that fat belly full. Need that hungry cunt stuffed full. You need so much, pig. And you always need more."

Steve nods, readily agreeing as he swallows with a gulp. Bucky watches the lump of food greedily as it goes down his pig's throat. His mouth is dry, but he doesn't stop talking.

"Always more. Getting more and more greedy as your capacity grows. Fatter and fatter and only hungrier and hungrier. Mmm-hmm," Bucky purrs, smirking, "my fat pig."

"Your pig," he gasps, opening his mouth for another bite. Still chasing more.

"That's right, my pig," Bucky says, rubbing his belly eagerly like you might pet a dog when you're trying to hype it up. Steve just groans.

🥴🥴

#belly kink #text #stuffing #steve rogers #bucky barnes #stucky #chubby steve #fat steve #animal play #mylevisdontfitanymore #pig

[ao719]

For the fanfic writer ask game🌝🦊 ksjcsxnksjhckjhd

🥺💋(loldkjfhkdh)🎯✅🧠

OKAY AND FOR THE LAST ONE

IT'S NOT REALLY A CHARACTER

BUT SOMETHING ABOUT LIAM AND DRAKE AND MAXWELL FROM WHEN THEY WERE KIDS

'kaythanksloveyoubye

jdksjdksjdksk 🦊 🌝

🥺 Is there a certain type of moment or common interaction between your characters that never fails to put you in your feels?

Forehead kisses make me weak 🥹 There’s something just so … djskjdkskdkd about them. And the whole “this view is beautiful” and he says “yeah it is” but he’s looking at her the whole time 😭 LOL!

💋 First kiss fics. Love em or hate em?

Lovvveeee! There’s something so hdkshsjshdjjd about that first kiss and I have the stupidest grin on my face right now just thinking about it 😂🥹

🎯 Have any of your readers accurately guessed major plot points? Care to share which?

All the time! I remember one person guessed what was happening in Split after the prologue and I was like … how? 😂 There were a few people who guessed the secret in BKS too. I don’t know if there’s ever been a story where I truly stumped everyone, lol… except that time when I wrote that fic that will not be named and the only reason it stumped anyone is because no one (including myself) ever thought I would do it 💀😂 So they thought it was going to be a dream or it wasn’t really him or he didn’t really d*e lol.

✅ What's something that appears in your fics over and over and over again, even if you don't mean to?

Liam. No jk 😂 (but also not kidding lol). I almost always make Liam mess up, lol. But I mean to do that 😂 Also, I try to be symbolic in some way with the names of my OCs/MCs and what they mean. I don’t always succeed, but I try, lol.

🧠 Pick a character, and I'll tell you my favorite headcanon for them.

(SOMETHING ABOUT LIAM AND DRAKE AND MAXWELL FROM WHEN THEY WERE KIDS)

HAHAHHA djskkdkdkdkc

I HC that little Liam made little Drake and little Maxwell honorary knights when they stole baklava from the kitchens for him.

Picture it with me:

Little Liam sitting on the throne in the throne room (because the throne room makes it seem more official, right?). He’s sideways, one leg draped over the arm of the throne, his crown on (but it’s lopsided), “Awise, Sir Dwake” (and he’s talking like that because he’s got a mouth full of baklava).

You’re welcome 🌝

Thanks for the asks! 💕

#asks #writers ask game #ask game

[the-type-a]

Gross domestic HCs

Everyone talks about the romance part when loving someone but I feel that the way you know you really love someone is when you can be gross with each other lmao

Courtney pops Duncan’s face and back acne & gets mad when he handles it himself

Duncan gets pissed when Courtney’s hair clogs the drain & when she leaves strands on the shower wall, while she gets mad about his hair dye staining the tile and sinks

Courtney has accidentally puked on Duncan probably more than once and at this point he just doesn’t care

Duncan definitely Dutch ovened Courtney before, she has trauma.

The first time Courtney farted around Duncan he felt honoured but definitely laughed 💀

Morning kisses after coffee but before brushing teeth.. BLEGH! but that’s love.

When Courtney doesn’t want her gum anymore but it still has flavour, Duncan takes it and chews it himself

Duncan definitely barges in to use the toilet while Courtney showers… Duncan pls

Courtney invades Duncan’s showers in another way, while at first he thought it was just her being spicy, she just really likes to save water.. she does her business and then gets out lmao

Tickle fights are lethal in that household.

If Courtney’s being stingy with space on the couch or bed, Duncan will lay on her and squish her.. she’ll try to push him off but he’ll use his full weight like bastard he is

Courtney has a certain spot on the bed that she claimed and gets PISSED when he’s in it.. it doesn’t matter in the end because she ends up sleeping on top of him but hey, that’s her spot regardless.

Duncan’s a blanket hog while Courtney latches onto him, they always end up struggling to get out of bed because they accidentally burrito themselves up.

These are accurate 😂

Just to add on:

- Duncan doesn’t know how to properly dry himself when he’s done in the shower. No matter how many times Courtney tells him and shows him how to dry of before stepping out, he doesn’t do it.

- Duncan also stuffs their drawers with his clothes. Even if Courtney folds it, he just crams them in there.

- Sometimes Courtney gets so fed up with how it looks so she sits and reorganizes everything. She tells him how it’s all redone and to please keep it that way. It lasts a week.

- Whenever they go out for the night (as in a bar or club), Courtney forgets to throw her makeup wipes out after using them. She’s just so tired by the time they get home that she’s lucky she remembers to take it off.

- Duncan forgets to let the water run in the sink after brushing his teeth.

- Duncan also forgets to put water in cups/plates/whatever whenever he puts it in the sink. Courtney flips out and leaves it for him to clean when it’s just too gross/hard to get the residue out.

- Courtney’s hair get everywhere. Sometimes she’s just sitting and runs a hand through it and a few strands come out. If nobody’s looking she’ll just let it fall to the ground.

- Speaking of hair, Courtney’s hairbrush? 😅

- Courtney has a favorite bra, so she wears it as much as she can before she feels gross and washes it.

**edit because this literally just happened and it pissed me off lmao**

- Sometimes Duncan uses Courtney’s deodorant and leaves his stupid little armpit hairs in it. It’s so freaking gross.

Inspired by yours truly ✨ (and a few on your HCs hit a little too close to home lmao)

#duncney #td courtney #td duncan #total drama courtney #total drama duncan

[wyverian-lady525]

Eeeyy loved the story you did there!! =} It honestly feels accurate how salty the reader was considering they held absolutely no power in any situations around them either💀 Do definitely be giving 5+ bonus points for the sass they've grown over the years, could only wish to speak my mind like that ahah

Thoough, I actually did notice the sorta q&a question thingies about your personal opinion and such from the day, so may or may not gonna be joining that too😏

May I perhaps ask about your own monstie team and overall favourite monster as a whole?? I do be knowing I have an entire list full of the bbys I've been both hatching in both games and ocs I've made over the years lmaoo

Will definitely give a small sorry If I'm being a little bit too nosy though 😅♥️

Thank you so much! I'm glad I captured it well! So thank you again! 😁

And I don't mind the whole q & a thing. In fact, I enjoy it! So, feel free to ask! I don't mind, you are not being nosy one bit! 😁😂 and I do the same thing with my monsties XD I have certain teams for certain characters. So with that, my monstie team is...

-A Nargacuga named Blackwind (infused with dragon elemental)

-A Velkhana named Gwyneira

-A Soulseer Mizutsune named Kitsune

-A Boltreaver Astalos named Folgura

-A Gold Rathian named Saskia

-A Silver Rathalos named Halo

My favorite monster as a whole though, if we're talking about in the entirety of monster hunter, would have to either be Gore Magala or Lucent Nargacuga. An elder dragon would be Velkhana or Lunastra.

#monster hunter stories 2 #monster hunter stories #mhst2 #mhst #question

[lightlycareless]

Chapter 29 - thoughts.

Hey everyone! Back again with some behind-the-scenes from the latest chapter, chapter 29! (Which I totally recommend reading over here before diving into this post if you want to avoid spoilers, or out-of-context spoilers, that is 🤭)

Just a reminder, this is something extra to the chapters, and not really necessary. So if you don’t want to read it, it’s completely fine ❤

Per usual, here are the warnings: not proofread, everything is candid here lmao and spoilers!!

Now, without further ado, on to the notes:

I don’t think I’ve mentioned this before, but writing the part where the characters are finally starting to move on from certain important events, the “after the storm comes the calm” in a way is always so… difficult to me. Like, wow, all that stuff happened and the characters have to be like “ah, well, this is just another typical tuesday my friends! On we go with our lives!” it’s so… baffling and difficult for me to write down, I feel as if I were rushing through things, but at the same time, if I let them ruminating in the aftermath of these successions I’ll never finish the story 😂 So I apologize if some things seem to be a bit… weird with the pacing 😭

Good thing I made Y/N notice that too 😂 (that was kind of writing a jab at me) Well, it was only natural that the characters would grow some kind of resistance to these things, after all, they already survived through the difficult part, guess the rest should be somewhat easier….

Anyways :> Even when I already had the basic plotline of what I wanted to portray in this chapter (or for the rest of the story, that is haha) I still had some difficulties writing it down, so in the end, I decided to set it as some kind of continuation from the last one and expand on what the estate was thinking of the whole Y/N-Naoya-Naobito situation, but from a closer perspective, that is, from the “masters”: Jinichi, Ogi, Naobito, and finally, Junko—all whom I didn’t specify before.

I kept Jinichi’s somewhat kind personality per the extras in volume 17, although it’s clear that Y/N is still hesitant about him haha and I get it. He’s quite intimidating, just like his brother 😂 (I can’t wait to advance the story a bit more to write down what I had planned for him in the story vs what actually ended up happening) and he’s like part of the main branch, you know? Y/N doesn’t want to intermingle with them any more than she has to. 

But he’s trying, I’ll give him that. Misunderstood for certain, I just hope Gege doesn’t put anything out there regarding him that will have me 💀 anyways, it was hilarious for me to read how Y/N was basically “Uh, I… remind you of someone everyone hates?” but on a larger scale, I guess it makes sense. Most people in the estate (even though some started to like her) dislike her too hahah—still, Toji got the short end of the stick :’( I wonder what their relationship would’ve been…

From there, Ogi and Junko. 

Junko is, without a question, one of my favorite characters from the Zen’in family. I just… I don’t know, I have a thing for mother’s who were put through hell and yet, still loved their children despite what their environment was pushing them to. It accurately represents trauma and how it affects people. I just wish some readers of the manga would see that 😂 it still baffles me to see how mischaracterized she was… and how little we got from her in the manga! I truly believe Maki was cursed by Mai when she told her to destroy everything. (There’s so many things I want to know, but that’s for another time)

Now, Junko having her “change of heart” was something that made me sad, ngl. She was slowly opening up to Y/N, mainly because of the fondness she was showing to her daughters… but nooooo Ogi and to come along and ruin everything, per usual.

I tried to state that Junko is… well, nothing more than a victim in this house and that most of the things she’s doing while in the estate is a replication of what’s expected of her. More likely than not she probably would’ve kept quiet about it, since it’s not her business to comment on what happens with the masters or what they decide to do (the main reason as to why she kept quiet about Naoaki, even though she was highly disapproving of) yet, she knew that her duty to Y/N and whatever mistake she committed was going to be a direct reflection of her, and her husband, so it’s why she decided to start acting horribly towards her.

I really, really, hate writing (or even implying) just how abusive Ogi really is towards Junko. It might’ve not been stated in the manga, but I feel that given the context we were provided around Ogi’s point of view regarding his daughters (how quick he was to attack Mai, and subsequently Maki), and the misogynistic environment, that couldn’t be too far fetched. Adding that unfortunately, it’s something that happens alot in real life with marriages that well, I don’t know, were forced to happen, and with Junko, coming from a traditional family, she couldn’t do anything but take it and act as she’s expected… yeah. It’s self explanatory.

(To believe that Ogi is out there, believing he’s carrying all of the burdens… Come on sir—guess delusion truly runs in the family.)

I can’t imagine what Mai and Maki were put through when they were younger, having to see their mother suffer in silence… I wish Gege would’ve told us more of their dynamic instead of giving us that rushed interpretation of a complex relationship between mother and daughter’s 💀 But I’m here to fill the voids agjakjsghaskjghjas

Still, I can’t stay that angry at Ogi, after all, I do have something planned for him :)

But let’s move to another topic:

HITOMI AND NAOHIKO!!

Ok, now that is something most of you did not expect (if not all, let’s be real, not even I expected it!) It kind of just dawned on me one day as I was looking through past character ask’s, stumbling into the “nicknames they would like”.

I stated that Naohiko would like to be called a brat (in a very specific context) and it made me wonder, well, who would dare call him something like that?

That’s where the serious, no-nonsense, Hitomi came along. She’s already demonstrated that she’s not afraid of standing up and calling out bs when it happens (Chapter 12, when Naoya is questioning the ladies if Y/N hadn’t done something personally to affect her health and Hitomi was like: NO, with Mariya immediately dismissing her to avoid worsening the already tense situation lol) so I thought: “Oh yeah, definitely. If someone were to put others back in their place, it would be her”

I’m planning on writing how the first meeting between Naohiko and Hitomi went 🤭 had the draft there for a while now, just need to polish it.

Guess we’ll see where this goes as the story progresses :>

From there, the parts that I didn’t like writing because it just felt straight-up silly, and that is, when Hitomi, Haruko, Mariya, and Y/N are basically planning how to avoid Naoya and his weird plan. 

Writing them so… hastily trying to save Y/N from another sour predicament just made me feel bad for them 😂 as if whatever they did, it would never work because Naoya is just too big of a force to avoid, and I guess Mariya knew that too, that’s why she didn’t argue with Y/N that much when she voiced her change of plans.

I just wish for them to have a moment of peace 😭 please, Naoya… just leave them alone.

The other person that knew this, and if I’m being honest perhaps the person that was being more “sensible” about it was Naoaki, because even if Y/N wanted to escape her husband, he was just going to find another way to bring her along. At least this way she’ll be able to find out how her health has been faring… if that’s what Naoya truly intends in doing, anyways.

Ah… Naoaki saying that he would’ve taken her if he could is just 🥺 AND THAT KISSING SCENE AT THE BEGINNING AAAAAAHHAH guess something really is brewing between the two, and we got front seats for it 🤭 just like Hitomi and Naohiko, I wonder where this will go… Imagine the kind of face Naoya would have if he’d seen them??? He would’ve lost it that’s for sure!!

And finally… Ranta’s plan.

Reading y’all’s theories was certainly… interesting. I like how we basically gave up on any kind of logic from them and just assumed the worst 😂 and I can’t blame y’all, it’s basically all that has been happening whenever the two are involved.

Still, the truth is... Ranta is very kind-hearted, so I guess we can always expect good things from him in a way, although his intentions are... eh, I mean, he was like “Take her out, and spend some time together” and how he wanted that to happen… is sus. Very sus, Ranta, how dare you corner Y/N like that?!

Well, surely we didn't expect him to be like: “Take Y/N out on a date for no apparent reason, as if nothing happened” with Y/N responding: “Sure!” and neither did he, that's why he went ahead to set that fail-safe regarding the urgency of her health (He's the one that instructed Naoya to tell the servants about her being cautious and what not, although dear husband was already thinking it, he just needed reassurance, you know?) But we shall see if it works for them 😂 place your bets, everybody!

Ranta really out there trying to save his ship, even going as far as gaslighting Naoya into believing nothing was going on with Naoaki and his wife that one night. I’m sure he wasn’t able to sleep that night without Ranta rushing to his aid. Ah, to have good friends 😅

Also, I hope it was somewhat implicitly clear that Naoya was not doing any of these things out of the goodness of his heart, he’s still acting through the volitions of others and that… agh, man, it’s like one step forward, two backwards 😭

And the way he was acting so “love-struck” with her? Nah, that was not… no. If someone told me that, someone I have a relationship of animosity with for example, I’d be like “get those ugly ass compliments away from me I DO NOT CARE” those words mean nothing... as of now.

I hope a miracle comes through with them in the following chapters, if not… 😭

Anyways, the last part… the clothes!!

I missed detailing their garments, I still remember when I used to do that at the beginning of the story, but as it went on, that kind of fell into irrelevance 😂 I mean, there was a war going on… how could I 😭

The way Y/N’s staff dressed her up to go out with Naoya was… how do I say it, baffling? I can’t believe any of them were happy to get her all nicely when she was to go out with someone they all definitely hated. I’m sure they were all thinking of doing the bare minimum, but with Junko looming around, they probably didn’t have much say.

Still, here are the things I imagined she wore: her kimono right over her, (I remember seeing another one that I like better than this one, but I just couldn't find it anymore... 😭) and her hair clips right over here (without the long, silver dangling thing)

(P.S. Remember that yellow kimono with the blue obi from chapter 12? Keep that in mind for the following chapters… haha)

Naoya should be grateful he’s even seeing her like that, Naoaki is the only one that deserves so at this point :3

I wonder how many things she got at the wedding reception… and how many of them she actually got to keep, considering that the things Hinata sent to her to “ease” her homesickness never arrived so…

I really don’t know how everything is going to pan out once in writing, but all I know is that I’m super excited about it, and more to share it with all of you!

As always, these are just comments/notes that I thought influential when writing the chapter, so if there’s something that I missed that you guys wish for me to expand on, don’t hesitate to send me an ask! I’ll be sure to respond to the best of my ability without spoiling the story, of course.

Thank you so much for tuning in for a new update, I hope you all have a wonderful weekend, take care, and hope to see you soon!

#thought series: first it hurts—

[lovelyjasmari]

Twisted Wonderland Reaction Part 16 ~ NRC Wedding Crashers Edition

A few days late but what the hell, finally finished leveling up my suitor cards and finished the Phantom Bride event. All in all, it was very fun and gave me many laughs and many moments to satisfy my thirsty, simping soul. 

I’ll need all of that soon cause tomorrow, Book 5′s ending finally drops in EN and I will officially have NO MORE EXCUSES to stall reading it! I did accidentally see a pic of Vil’s OB form a few days ago and, good god in heaven, it’s GORGEOUS! It’s gorgeous but the nightmare it gave me? Yeah...not so much. I am both awaiting tomorrow with both terror and hype. 

In the meantime, let’s simp over our twst boys trying to be princes and kick ghost ass! Warning: pic heavy, swearing, ghost violence, major cheesiness and LOTS AND LOTS of Rook thirsting!

Also a little Lilia thirsting for good measure...👀

Crowley is me preparing for D23 Expo, I can just imagine how much he owes Yuulan thought at this point...

The plaid looks suits you so I’ma say yes! 💖

TWST EN BACK ON THEIR BULLSHIT AGAIN!!!! Idia’s SSR story is even worse! 💀

You are too precious for words, my sweet apple child. It’s okay, you’ve redeemed yourself and I like you again! 7/10! 💙

That’s the least you can do cause I feel like I’d be arguing with Ace a lot if we were married. But he’s both sincere and fun so I’ll give him a 7.5/10!

Awwweee, a rose-clad gentleman. Even though Riddle is strict, I feel like more than anything, he’d do his best to be the best husband he can be. And after reading his accompanying vignette and seeing how devoted he is to doing the honorable thing, I give him an 8/10! 

Oh god...oh fuck...

Ghost A, you know not what you’re saying! This man, THIS HUNTER is about to kill you all over again with his romantic musings! But it’s okay. My fellow Rook simps, LET US PREPARE TO FEAST UPON WHAT THE GAME IS ABOUT TO GIVE US! I AM READY TO BE FED! FEED ME!!! 😍😍😍✨✨✨😍😍😍

Ooooohhhhhhh, he’s reciting a poem!! 😳

ROOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKK

Accurate depiction of me after he completed his poem, I squealed so hard and so loud into my pillow I actually had trouble breathing after. UGGGGHHHHH MMMFFFF!!! He is so cheesy and cringe but I love him so much! Everything his says just goes right to my heart and I like to think he truly means the things he says which is why I adore it, like this is gonna sound uber cringe but I like to imagine he could look at someone like me and still actually find something beautiful there. Idk, maybe that’s the praise kink thirst talking but I admire that abt Rook. Ughhhh, I don’t care if he’s sus as fuck 99.99999999% of the time! 10000000/10!!!! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

Okay, enough simping, back to our regularly scheduled program! 😂

Hear that? It’s the sound of Ghost A signing his SECOND death warrant!

WHY even say that, Ace?! You’re just gonna piss him off harder!

See it’s already too late! He’s gone full tomato mode! 

Oof, can’t say I sympathize though. You fuck with an angry kitten, you get fucking bit. 

Meanwhile, let’s see how poor Idia is doing...

Not well at all it seems. And I feel like this line is referencing his SSR but since I didn’t pull for it, I can’t be too sure. Wouldn't be surprised though...

Floyd you deserve to be there for snitching Jade out so just shut the fuck up before I get the stick! 

LILIA 💀💀💀

Kiss the girl! Oops, wrong scenario...🙃

Dude you literally talked shit abt them trying to help you, little too late to beg for compassion. Though I feel like that’s something Floyd would do...

Pretty! ✨✨✨💖💖✨💖💖💖✨✨

Aaaaannnnddd he’s back on that sus-shit again! But that’s why I love him! 

ROOK!!! SIR!!!!!

Yo, these ghosts are already dead and even THEY don’t want the smoke from Rook! Congrats, my handsome hunter of love, for THAT right there is a whole new level of sus! You can still hunt me anytime tho...oh shit did I say that aloud??

Ghost B didn’t know it yet, but it was at this moment, he fucked up...

OOF, now ya’ll done it! Filthy farm child has gone feral...

Sweet apple child has returned! Well done, Epel! 

This cannot end well...for the ghost I mean...

OOF

PIPE DOWN BITCH WERE TRYING TO SAVE YOU

Really tho, that’s a terrible name even if it’s for a ghost. And I think his name was Chubby in JP, even worse!

Awwwee, it’s so adorable, I hate it. 

My thoughts exactly...

A literal sock would be a better wife than you...

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN WE NEEDED YOU BIRD MAN?! And wait, you’re pretty tall yourself, why didn’t you try wooing her?!

Cause you lowkey did...💀

*all the Idia simps line up*

WHAT THEY SAID! I STILL WANNA DROPKICK HER FOR SLAPPING VIL TOO!

Alright, something something happily ever after. Good for Eliza I guess, even if I couldn’t stand her for slapping Vil (and a few of my ocs too). Alright now that’s done with, let’s read some vignettes! 💖

Malleus my beloved!! I always love seeing him and this interaction was very sweet and showed off the noble side of both dorm leaders very well! 

THAT YOU ARE!!! You dropped this, King. 👑

It’s probably a good thing this group didn’t get a chance to woo Eliza because Rook would have ABSOLUTELY won her heart and then I’d have to kill her again before she took him away to the afterlife. 

Ohhh, my handsome hunter. 😭😭😭 Speak all that is in your mind, I want to know it all and feel it too! 💙

I will admit though, this is one thing that does bother me about Rook, but at the same time, I feel like what he says is genuine. I think his biggest problem is that he becomes so enraptured at times he doesn’t think, like when he praised Neige right in front of Vil, that was kinda uncalled for. But idk, even with these minor moments, I still adore Rook and no, it’s not because I want him to praise me too. STOP PERCIEVING ME! 

I mean, how could I NOT gush over a smile like that?! 😳😳😳

Aaaahhh, and now Malleus is playing fairy godmother to Lilia! 💚

Absolutely gorgeous! This could easily be an SSR and the color suits him sooooo well! The style really captures the paradoxal beauty of Lilia’s youthful agelessness and is extremely elegant and very charming! This is actually my current favorite groovy art because it’s so pretty! Also, IS THAT A FUCKING LUCKY EMBLEM?! 

What Sebek said! Lilia is so gorgeous Silver is actually alert! His beauty woke him up!

SIR!!!!! DON’T YOU START TOO! Especially since I’m still not sure if I just adore Lilia platonically or actually thirst for him. I’ve been unsure since day one but his voice for this line does NOT help matters! AT ALL!! 😳

Yeah...and with that, Phantom Bride is complete! I might be slow to post my reaction to the end of Book 5 depending on if it’s as traumatizing as my JP friends have been teasing about for the last few months. I wonder though which event we’ll get next cause I kinda thought we’d get the wishing star event since it would coincide with Tanabata, but then again maybe not since it’s not a holiday here. Either way I gotta start saving for Scary Monsters so for the sake of my wallet let’s hope it’s NOT the wishing star event. OR WORSE! THE SCALDING SANDS FIREWORK EVENT!!! 

#twisted wonderland #jas reads twst #long post #A LOT of Rook thirsting in this one! #SHUT UP JAS

[aspd-culture]

(tw animal cruelty + use of word psychopath). Also long ask ahead I’m sorry I type a lot.

Hi, anon asking after other possibilities other than aspd. We met criteria for: impulsivity, deceitfulness, irritability and aggressiveness (we used to intimidate our little brother on purpose a lot, we were physically aggressive with many of our friends, we threatened people for the sake of it, but when bullied physically, it’s like we couldn’t fight back? That was annoying.), I don’t actually recall any reckless behaviors (depends ig what we consider reckless?), complete irresponsibility and almost no remorse of who it affects. (Depends on who it affects tbh. If it’s my brother or my FP, I try really hard to be responsible but it’s hard and also I typically do not care unless it benefits me to care/be responsible). Remorse is a complicated one. We experience guilt very easily (moral scrupulosity ocd + raised Christian). I’m not saying we do or we don’t experience remorse because emotional object permanence and occasional emotional amnesia means I can’t tell if we have or not.

We do feel guilty still for the way we treated our little brother and try to make up for it by being a better older sibling. He was more accidental collateral of an aggressive older sibling with no outlets and a power streak and a deep sense of near misanthropic hatred.

As for conduct disorder, almost everything on the list for aggressiveness except sexual coercion, stealing while mugging someone, or initiates physical fights. Destruction of property, though milder cases. Shoplifting but not so much anymore due to surveillance paranoia. Did not meet any truancy/run-away bits but I did threaten it a lot growing up. Helicopter parents. Didn’t get the chance to actually do it. Or if we did, don’t remember it. Didn’t break too many laws (granted, we’re not exactly informed on all law either so).

And then when it comes to people, we grew up lonely, ostracized,and bullied but we DID want friends. Like badly. We cared about people’s opinions of us. Abandonment issues. Possessiveness (to a near-violent end.). While we’ve never sexually coerced someone (we’re Big on consent, so much so that we’ll ironically avoid even consensual sex if we don’t think their consent is consent-y enough for us), we do often experience anger and irritation if we make advances and are rejected. Never evolves into coercion and if the reaction is particularly strong, we just avoid the person until we’ve calmed down.

I hate to admit that animal cruelty was one thing we did meet, because it feels like if we meet that criteria, we’re contributing to the idea of “psychopath cat-skinner” thing of aspd. We’ve tried (unsuccessfully) for years to stop that particular thing. Our dad did it when he was angry or would threaten it to get us to do things. I think remorse for how we handle animals is the only thing we can really say we experience remorse for.

Honestly writing this all out makes it look a lot more obvious 💀 I rly thought it was a “haha we’re in a silly goofy mood”. As for aspd testimonials, we find pretty much a good chunk we relate to with the exception of again, emotional bluntedness. Having said that, some of our alters do hold emotional bluntedness or coolness or whatever, but our body has an extremely sensitive response and any emotion we feel gets exacerbated. Never mind, I guess we do experience it 😂💀 it just depends on what and who is fronting. Bpd tends to control the show more often than not with all this stuff running in the background like a computer.

Gotta say, aspd-culture is a whole lot of what you've said in this ask

I think for you to not have ASPD with this many diagnostic criteria, traits, and development criteria met, it would have to be 3 or 4 other disorders all working together to really accurately replicate ASPD. The psych community generally considers it that if you meet this many criteria all at once, and it would take that many other diagnoses that are "well this kind of fits" diagnoses to otherwise explain all of the symptoms, that it is best explained by saying you have the one disorder that explains all the symptoms.

In other words, I don't know that there is any one or even two disorders I could point you to that would explain all of this better than ASPD. If I were in your shoes, I would strongly consider a self dx of ASPD.

I am not a professional, but my opinion is that that set of symptoms and circumstances cannot otherwise be better explained by disorders other than ASPD.

#tw psychopath #tw animal cruelty #aspd-culture-is #aspd culture is #aspd culture #actually antisocial #actually aspd #antisocial personality disorder #aspd awareness #aspd #aspd traits #anons welcome

[bllsbailey]

Monday Morning Meme Madness

Welcome, welcome, welcome to another glorious Monday morning! We know, we know … just push through the pain.

The best thing about Monday mornings is that we get to share our favorite memes, clips, and jokes from Twitter/X with our Twitchy friends.

We lost an hour of sleep this week, so we really need a healthy dose of funny … and your get-er-done beverage of choice.

I was going to work out real hard today — but, unfortunately, we lost that hour.— RUTH BUZZI (@Ruth_A_Buzzi) March 10, 2024

Ruth gets it.

Would You Pass the POLICE Chicken 🐔 Test?? pic.twitter.com/UKQUxW2eGJ— Elijah (@Elijahwasike) February 26, 2024

Okay, that's a good start. We would have failed the second we saw the chicken. 😂

pic.twitter.com/KCW3DkhwZw— 💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ (@BigBearF1) March 4, 2024

LOLOLOL! This meme is us.

pic.twitter.com/pqxTCBiGUl— Fight With Memes (@fightwithmemes) March 4, 2024

Ouch! When the memes are too accurate.

The way I screamed ☠️ pic.twitter.com/1YjDhJEDvr— chris evans (@notcapnamerica) March 4, 2024

Bwahaha! Seriously, do any of the online parenting tips people actually have kids?

pic.twitter.com/lmaWv2rUru— Conservative Patriot Pizza Bitch (@PatrioticPizzas) March 4, 2024

LOL! We're only a few memes in and we're already dead! 💀💀💀

pic.twitter.com/QUfqr2NCMv— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) March 4, 2024

Ha! Hopefully your Monday morning goes better than this.

😳 pic.twitter.com/xgdVkNdv4Y— Judianna (@Judianna) March 4, 2024

'I swear, Honey, I don't know how it happened!' 😂

I am SCREAMING 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/b3y56OLTFe— Ash🙇🏽‍♂️ (@asht0nAB) March 4, 2024

Genius!!!

👀 pic.twitter.com/OY1L7BcAn4— Judianna (@Judianna) March 5, 2024

This one had us laughing out loud. The full review:

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Can I just say that I will be reording them in every color. Here is me rolling and sliding down a mountain because I was too scared to get up. My leggings did not rip not even a little bit and I got stuck on rocks and trees.

LOL.

This guy is so dead. He should have kept walking. pic.twitter.com/MVXUosRhIE— jamie (@gnuman1979) March 5, 2024

How far would you have gotten, fellas? The look on his face as he comes back up the escalator … 😂😂😂

pic.twitter.com/wtarWakl5U— i like food (@messedupfoods) March 5, 2024

Ha! That's good. We'll take the Vitamin C from that group.

This is why I pay internet for pic.twitter.com/X8hmPbCskK— NO CONTEXT HUMANS (@HumansNoContext) March 4, 2024

We know it's Monday, but that probably happened on a Friday.

This is how life works…always. :) pic.twitter.com/Rr1Gi42ttO— LibertyJ (@LibertyJen) March 6, 2024

That one definitely has a Monday feel.

pic.twitter.com/SkfyoaKVyB— Unagi (@brownrobin64) March 6, 2024

LOLOLOL!

— Figen (@TheFigen_) March 10, 2024

You'd have to be dead inside not to laugh at that one.

— A Proud Deplorable (2) (@justmeagain34) March 8, 2024

HAHA!

Is it truly wasted, though? pic.twitter.com/MGX3DCq96Y— Emergent Perspective (@_emergent_) March 10, 2024

Ummm … we're definitely not wasting your time. 😬

pic.twitter.com/T1Tqazw1Ie— 🇺🇸 MADE IN USA 🇺🇲 (@outofoptions69) March 10, 2024

Nice.

This might be my favorite video in existence 🥹 pic.twitter.com/BXi4Krn7fB— Jon Katz (@JonKatz79) March 10, 2024

If you've never coached little kids in sports, you can't fully understand how many things you don't realize you need to explain them.

pic.twitter.com/2vajdzIm85— Bilbo Baggins (@Jbanklestankle1) March 10, 2024

LOL. Speaking of eggs …

pic.twitter.com/G3JSnTT23q— Ann Flan Kirwin 🇺🇸 (@annflanVA) March 10, 2024

… just don't eat those eggs!

Bro got caught using his powers pic.twitter.com/h8cMjLX0Wp— All things interesting (@interesting_aIl) March 10, 2024

He's a Jedi!

pic.twitter.com/MXzKnRBucJ— mareeo (@ree_reeo) March 10, 2024

We'd rather have the hand puppet at this point.

pic.twitter.com/YQStBobSIG— Ann Flan Kirwin 🇺🇸 (@annflanVA) March 10, 2024

Fact check: True.

80’s kids get it. :) pic.twitter.com/41vFF9iOae— LibertyJ (@LibertyJen) March 10, 2024

If you're too young to understand this, congratulations. Also, every bit of it is true.

pic.twitter.com/UAliOhij8W— 🇺🇸 MADE IN USA 🇺🇲 (@outofoptions69) March 10, 2024

That is NOT chicken, bro! (It probably tastes like chicken though.)

me to the olive garden waiter shredding parmesan over my pasta pic.twitter.com/DtM9yiHcnR— Adam (@adamgreattweet) March 11, 2024

Exactly!

@fuzzychimpcom pic.twitter.com/bs0p71ePAe— mke394 (@mke394) March 10, 2024

Imagine being there when they start digging these up. 😂

pic.twitter.com/s2N3QHLpN0— Misty G. (@MisSparkleQueen) March 10, 2024

Guys … we are in tears over here. 🤣

pic.twitter.com/518o4hQLMj— eddmoo (@realeddmoo) March 10, 2024

Is this right, cat owners? LOL.

I am in tears 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/MPjoqlLDr5— A Hard Act To Follow (@stilldopegoob) March 5, 2024

That is hilarious. The dude was playing with his life.

pic.twitter.com/bfwikioPNp— 🇺🇸 MADE IN USA 🇺🇲 (@outofoptions69) March 10, 2024

Okay, that one's messed up. You bunch of weirdos! 😂

pic.twitter.com/FCLrEWLaaT— Bilbo Baggins (@Jbanklestankle1) March 10, 2024

LOL! Raise your hand if you've done this.

'Why, yes, random stranger from the internet. I will meet you in a remote parking lot!'

No DNA test needed for these two! 😂pic.twitter.com/uYCvmhR34n— videos that boost your mental health (@cheerfulclips) March 10, 2024

Perfect! LOL.

pic.twitter.com/5WMNTNTNQa— 🇺🇸 MADE IN USA 🇺🇲 (@outofoptions69) March 10, 2024

LOLOLOL!

pic.twitter.com/SeP9ZLagI0— eddmoo (@realeddmoo) March 10, 2024

Yep, it's exactly like that.

Arturitu!! 💀 pic.twitter.com/ibmiS2n5AF— LibertyJ (@LibertyJen) March 10, 2024

G-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R! Love it!

pic.twitter.com/F53Pu3WgHl— eddmoo (@realeddmoo) March 10, 2024

Had to be done. LOL.

omg 😂💀 pic.twitter.com/Wp0n46zE7r— Rock (@TheCensoredRock) March 10, 2024

Ha! We didn't see that one coming.

pic.twitter.com/BAlSqEMIia— eddmoo (@realeddmoo) March 10, 2024

Nice! We're gonna file that one under the category 'Dad Joke Meme'.

This one has a dad joke feel to it as well:

pic.twitter.com/gcDCRUq4mP— rare insults (@insultsrare) March 10, 2024

It reminds us of the old joke:

Patient: I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee! Therapist: Calm down. You're two tents.

pic.twitter.com/8ObFnsonWf— eddmoo (@realeddmoo) March 10, 2024

LOL! We're going to have to use that one!

OMG 🤣 pic.twitter.com/O3v4Q0RXDE— Figen (@TheFigen_) March 10, 2024

Don't worry. You won't care by the second child.

pic.twitter.com/S0GFTtlPWy— Ordnance Jay Packard, Esq. (@OrdnancePackard) March 10, 2024

HAHA!

Must watch😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/iwTp2NYvRH— Dusty Desert Dweller 🇺🇲🌵🏜🌵 (@dusty_dweller) March 10, 2024

The bra strap bungee cord line … This man should go into stand-up.

That's a wrap, folks! Go indecently expose yourselves to this Monday … or whatever you need to do to make it to Tuesday.

Until we meme again …

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[ecofinisher]

I recreated a few Base Game Sims on the console.

I made this two weeks ago, only remembered to take a picture of this now. *coughs* a few days ago. I re-created several pre-created Sims I love on console and followed all their facial and clothing structures line by line on my computer. A few patterns didn't exist on console, so I had to use something similar and the console didn't have an advanced coloring wheel as the computer version. Only a color bar and you could only move the bars by heart including the dark/light version etc. which usually wouldn't look that much alike as on computer, so it's not that perfect. I mean, I didn't expect it to be perfect, but it could be closer? It actually would look 1:1, if the console had at least the color code.

Anyways, check how well they resemble each other. I don't need to tell you, which one is on the computer and which isn't. It's obvious 😂

Oh yeah, I kinda struggled with the skin colors, cause I felt most of the times it's the wrong one, but I was on the right line 🤡

To avoid scrolling issues, I've put it under the rug.

Here I got the Alto clan + Bert Alto from Hidden Springs. I don't remember Holly's facial details, but the make-up parts she uses are kinda invisible.

They're really spot on.

Bruh the Langerak's. Oh I used the emergency-saved Iliana instead of the finished version 🤦‍♀️ Iliana actually looked good. The details of her blouse just looked bigger than in the original. Zelda's face is kind of different, despite having followed her adjustments. Oh yeah the coloring with the make-up is the same issue, so....

Dustin's shirt has actually the same pattern, it just has a stronger tone to it. And for some reason he looks fat (Or it's me, who sized the image wrong) PArker's shirt pattern didn't exist, so I improvised. He's actually okay, maybe a little too white....Kaylynn....She's actually good. BUT SHE GOT TO RECEIVE THREE TRAITS HERE!

The Langerak-Goode household, which I liked for some reason. Arthur's pattern did only exist after a specific patch. Obviously, I struggled trying to give him color 😂 Gloria I somehow messed up, despite having followed all the steps (Does this even make sense?) and again I used the wrong picture from the PlayStation. (Well, she wears at least in three occasions the same dress, but different colors=

Walmart-Fiona and Original Fiona. For a console actually neat. River's textures for her undershirt (?) (UNTERLEIBCHEN sounds hotter, okay) didn't exist, so I picked the closest one. She's actually GOOD. (Pun intended)

Plot twist: It was because she was the first Sim I created and after everyone else, I began to lose motivation......Of course not, that would be so ridiculous.....why would I?.....

It's funny, Ayesha is the third female character questioning my sexuality 💀 Not in the game, but in the fictional world. She's also a ten in the 1:1 comparison.

Jamie Jolina is at least 90% accurate.

Xander too. He would be a ten, if I didn't forget to give him muscles......

#ecofinisher #the sims #the sims 3 #the sims console #playstation #playstation 3 #screenshot #holly alto #kaylynn langerak #parker langerak #zelda mae #river mcirish #jamie jolina #ayesha ansari #xander clavell #ts3 #simblr

[onlyswan]

i was dead ass cooking (and i mean cooking a full course meal chopping seasoning stirfrying) with some music when i saw you notif saying “i love jungkook so much 😭😭😭😭😭” and i thought “oh that’s such an artemis thing to do” you know… saying you love him on a daily basis… TURNS OUT HE WAS LIVE because i didn’t get the weverse notification 😭🥲 that i ran inside to get my other phone so i could watch his live while cooking. thanks to you tho so i didn’t miss it :’) ♡ when i say that jungkook has a death grip on me, he really does :)

ALSO i’ve had this screenshot of a bts template meme with “if i was a worm, would you still love me?” as the prompt:

absolutely fucking not : hoseok

you’re not a worm shut up : yoongi

i would eat you like the fish : jin

depends on what type of worm?? : namjoon & tae

yes :) <3 : jimin

i would build you a home in a jar. with a little house. talk to you everyday : jungkook

i am cackling because that meme is so accurate💀 and you posted the worm drabble just a few days before and i thought “THAT’S why he was so offended when oc said that they would take him fishing and use him as the bait💀💀🙃😂” because him not being afraid of anything and if oc turns into a worm? so be it. i’ll love you and build you a house, feed you smores, and tell you i love you every day :) <3 another day of artemis never beating -secretly lives w/ jungkook- allegations.

anyway have a great day artemis. i hope you’re well and i hope jungkook will get better soon too :” ♡

i love yooouuu

-🌷

“oh that’s such an artemis thing to do” 🥹 how can you think of me so fondly i’m going to flood this room with my tears

hehe you’re welcome tulip anonie 🤭 i’m so glad you didn’t miss the live because i couldn’t be alone that man drove me crazy edging me with that damn line SKSKSKKSJDJD then he went i’m so sleepyyyy and i just wanted to cuddle him and take care of him until he heals 🥲 ugh

omg wait that’s so cute >:( also jimin’s simply being yes :) <3 my heart just cracked into two

PLS YOU GET IT of course his hopeless romantic ass couldn’t accept that answer 😭 this reminded me of him saying “spiders are okay” when there were webs in the room he chose for in the soop 1 and now i’m very sad. he would live with spiders and worms with no problem </333

another day of artemis never beating -secretly lives w/ jungkook- allegations.

sshhhhh 🫢🫢🫢

i really hope that he does it makes me so sad when he’s not feeling well :( annnnd i love you more 🫶🏼 i hope you enjoyed your food hehe mwahmwah

#🌷 anonie

[woah-were-halfway-there]

Lmao I’m howling at this why can I see Mia brother saying something like this in class to his teacher and one of his classmates chiming in as well 💀💀😂 https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTdWjJkeQ/?k=1

LMAOOOOO STOP ok but little man is such a mama’s boy too so the “I go to check on my mom” is so accurate I cannot

[artsybookworms]

A pointless thread in which I rate my pointless threads (finale):

A pointless thread in which I rate…

The original PJO book covers: 10/10

The one that started it all <3 Also, I still stand by my ratings and love the art

The original HOO book covers: 10/10

I think I was adequately entertaining for this one, and believe it or not I do put a lot of effort into these ratings :,)

The original PJO art: 9/10

Ok I know I’m biased but I think I’m pretty funny in this one. I’m taking off a point because I forgot to point out how the background in Nico’s art makes it look like he smells😭 just why. Why did we deserve this

The new HOO book covers: 9/10

Once again, I tried to make these entertaining to read bc there just wasn’t anything great to talk about for these :(

The new PJO book covers: 8/10

Didn’t really have much to say in this one, but I still stand by my ratings!

The TLT international covers: 10/10

I really loved seeing all the different versions of TLT! I’d been wanting to do something about all the international covers, so I’m glad I rated some of them.

The PJO book covers SPECIAL EDITION: 10/10

One of my good friends gave me these book slips for my birthday, so this thread is very special to me. I am honestly in love with them.

The seven demigods: 6/10

It’s an okay thread I guess? I feel like it’s only interesting to people who care about my opinion tho since these are solely based on my personal opinion (the book covers are semi-objective because I could talk about composition and color theory)

Trios from PJO/HOO: 8/10

I thought this one was kinda interesting. There’s just something fun about putting different characters into trios and seeing how their dynamic changes.

The TOA book covers: 4/10

Confession (not really if you’ve been following me for a while but) I’ve never read TOA. This meant I was probably more objective when rating the covers as an artwork, but it also meant I wasn’t able to talk about if the covers accurately captured the atmosphere of the book they’re for, which is an important element of book covers.

The animals/creatures of PJO/HOO: 5/10

This thread was very obviously rushed because I barely say anything about any of them💀 I would give it a 4 but I’m adding a point because I think the Tempest one is funny

Minor PJO characters: 6/10

It’s okay? I have some interesting things to say, but it was p clear I didn’t know what to talk about some of them.

The MGCA book covers: 4/10

Refer to my TOA review

Secondary PJO characters: 8/10

I had much more substantial things to talk about in this one since I actually remember the characters lmao

PJO fanfic tropes/cliches: 3/10

This one makes me so mad because I really like the concept but for some reason I couldn’t think of many tropes. It was only after I posted it that I was like oh I should’ve talked about this and this and this😐

The PJO books: 10/10

I feel like the last 5 threads were just me trying to think of something to rate, and nothing had substance. I actually had some worthwhile things to talk about in this one, and it took me a while to make this thread, so I’m pretty happy with it.

The HOO books: 10/10

I feel bad ragging on this series because I honestly do love it, but there are just so many flaws (PJO has them too, but they’re just so painfully obvious in HOO). I stand by my ratings tho.

Ancient PJ memes: 8/10

Let’s be real, this was very clearly nostalgia bait😂 But we all need a little nostalgia now and then right?

My pointless threads: 8/10

At this point, I’m out of ideas. I might post one once and while, but for now, this is gonna be the last rating thread :( I thought a pointless thread rating my pointless threads would be a fitting conclusion 😌 Hope you guys enjoyed them!

#percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #leo valdez #nico di angelo #hoo #percy jackson headcanon #pjo #piper mclean #hazel levesque